Republicans Aren't Real People. Brandon Vestal - Full Special

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  • @TK0_23_
    @TK0_23_ 2 роки тому +200

    Mocking the left and the right in the same joke. Excellent.

  • @benjaminnicholas5759
    @benjaminnicholas5759 4 роки тому +319

    The spirit airlines joke cracked me up! "What are we gonna lose, like 2 taxpayers?" LOL

    • @TheProdigalMeowMeowMeowReturns
      @TheProdigalMeowMeowMeowReturns 4 роки тому

      Hi Benny

    • @malorie8557
      @malorie8557 4 роки тому

      That killed me lol!

    • @riproar11
      @riproar11 4 роки тому +4

      Spirit is the worst airline. Never fly with them. I had no choice because they were the only airline that flew to an airport I needed to get to with no connections.

    • @riproar11
      @riproar11 4 роки тому +9

      LOL! You have to have flown on Spirit airlines to truly understand the joke.

    • @carolyntalbot947
      @carolyntalbot947 4 роки тому +5

      @@riproar11 It's a pretty obvious dogwhistle, detective.

  • @Re570
    @Re570 2 роки тому +195

    Man, it's the flawless delivery that gives this special the immense rewatch value it has. Never gets old!

  • @KeleeGatliff-g6t
    @KeleeGatliff-g6t Рік тому +84

    I am also a Republican...I am Really Glad that I Watched...actually on my 2nd time watching him. He is absolutely delightful!!

  • @2008MrsKim
    @2008MrsKim Рік тому +40

    I have to agree with the comments in here, Brandon is so refreshing and I couldn’t stop laughing. Best of Dry Bar by Far!!!

  • @grimm_comics
    @grimm_comics 4 роки тому +3156

    "Republicans will snatch up your kid and force them to get a job.."
    🤣🤣🤣

    • @mattdaddy8055
      @mattdaddy8055 4 роки тому +114

      that's best joke i've heard in a looong time, 5 minutes gone by still laughing

    • @MrScarecrow24
      @MrScarecrow24 4 роки тому +41

      Too perfect.

    • @lightfountain
      @lightfountain 4 роки тому +20

      Hahaha

    • @dancechica
      @dancechica 4 роки тому +96

      I'm a liberal hippie and thought this was hilarious

    • @matttrafton2725
      @matttrafton2725 4 роки тому +44

      Nooooo. not a job.

  • @VioletJoy
    @VioletJoy 4 роки тому +674

    He's hilarious!! 🤣
    Thanks for the break from the insanity happening in the country right now.

    • @steveabernathy7835
      @steveabernathy7835 4 роки тому +22

      You are so right! We need to have a laugh . And forget about all of the problems that our nation is facing for just a little while. He is a awesome comedian.🤣😂!!

    • @JT-on2xk
      @JT-on2xk 4 роки тому +6

      Big fan pf japanese bts music eh?

    • @IAMPOPP
      @IAMPOPP 4 роки тому +11

      Everyone needs a good laughter every once in a while and a really good personal hobby.

    • @VioletJoy
      @VioletJoy 4 роки тому +4

      @@IAMPOPP 🙌

    • @teresaf991
      @teresaf991 3 роки тому +5

      "6 months ago" and things are only worse. You probably just found out they all admitted Trump is guilty but they voted not guilty.

  • @kyxxit3664
    @kyxxit3664 Рік тому +117

    How have I not heard of this guy? He is refreshing and original. Great material and delivery. Hilarious.

  • @SilhouetteSE
    @SilhouetteSE 4 роки тому +344

    I love how he has that really troubled and sad look in his eyes throughout the routine. Never smiles, never breaks character. That's what I call great acting! ✨

    • @galiandmagic
      @galiandmagic 2 роки тому +18

      True but he's not acting. He's naturally like that, that's his real character. We're friends. Funniest guy ever.

    • @eartherinfire
      @eartherinfire 2 роки тому +5

      @@galiandmagic I adore him. I hope he comes to Portland.

    • @joyhard1373
      @joyhard1373 2 роки тому +2

      He reminds me of the most pot head dude I'm tidye from half baked

    • @loverofthewordofgod4156
      @loverofthewordofgod4156 Рік тому +2

      Yeah, not priming the audience with laughing at his own joke before the point has even been made.
      This was pure belly laughter for me.

    • @sunnydaze2359
      @sunnydaze2359 Рік тому +1

      @@galiandmagic I like him, but I think he takes too long after each joke. I guess it’s cause I get bored very quickly. Had to turn him off after a while didn’t have the patience for him.. sorry.

  • @Incontheavable
    @Incontheavable 4 роки тому +348

    “This is Spirit Airline Flight 10. What are we gonna lose, like 2 taxpayers?”
    😭

    • @kinss1
      @kinss1 9 місяців тому

      People on private jets are the ones NOT PAYING TAXES !!!!

  • @davidphillips9726
    @davidphillips9726 2 роки тому +226

    What I love about this is that dude let out a lot of fantastic political jokes, without obviously taking either side. Kind of a punching at both sides deal. This whole special is awesome. I hope to see more from this guy. His whole demeanor is great

    • @ShariSchreiberMA
      @ShariSchreiberMA Рік тому +9

      Well stated!

    • @Randytherumbler
      @Randytherumbler Рік тому +8

      Brandon Vestal in Dry Bar Comedy is among one of the most underrated 'clean' comedians of all time. Besides K-Von, Orlando Baxter,Mary Mack, and others that I can't name right now,Mr. Vestal is severely underrated.
      His extremely quick-witted somewhat,outlandishly,funny jokes had gotten me every time.
      California's a wild state.
      So are other states which I'm not going to name here.
      But he's better than just good.
      Not every comedian on Dry Bar can have that kind of talent,that he had. Or had.
      I'm apolitical,so,to me,this type of comedy suits me quite well.
      It's not easy going up there,in front of an audience,express your talent,and just use your funny bone philosophy.
      And see how much talent each and every comedian does have..

    • @twistysnacks
      @twistysnacks 9 місяців тому

      It isn't obvious to say things like "they'll snatch your kids and make them get a job"? 'Cause I've never heard actual liberals be afraid of jobs lol

    • @Hullj
      @Hullj 8 місяців тому +4

      So not easy to do. Very clever.

  • @kristibi7971
    @kristibi7971 2 роки тому +269

    Uncommon genius.
    Holding a deadpan face, while being so hilarious, the whole time. That's talent.

    • @glenperu
      @glenperu 10 місяців тому

      Thats get smart!😂

  • @teresaf991
    @teresaf991 3 роки тому +459

    I watch a lot of these. And this guy is hilarious and completely original. I m alone in my house repeatedly laughing out loud. Freakying out the cats.

    • @ajmcbride2569
      @ajmcbride2569 3 роки тому +5

      Lmao. Freakying! Sounds kinky

    • @moniquelatalladi4955
      @moniquelatalladi4955 2 роки тому +9

      I found myself clapping. Loudly. In my house. Alone.

    • @kysweetheart1964
      @kysweetheart1964 2 роки тому +2

      Same here

    • @porterdallenbach1639
      @porterdallenbach1639 2 роки тому +3

      We've got a cat ladyyyyy

    • @eastsideterri22
      @eastsideterri22 2 роки тому +3

      My cat jumps straight up when I let out a big one so I know what you mean. Dog just looks like what in the hell is wrong with you woman

  • @marcusobrian4617
    @marcusobrian4617 4 роки тому +232

    Seriously one of the best comedians l have heard in a long time. Great delivery.

  • @crashstitches79
    @crashstitches79 4 роки тому +41

    Best act I've seen in YEARS. An actual standup routine with all the trimmings. His callbacks were multiple and punctual. He has the classic style. Glad I clicked.

  • @fitrn1471
    @fitrn1471 10 місяців тому +24

    Brandon is awesome!! The best kind of clean comedy! I especially enjoy the extra safety features!😅

  • @conanseibel4464
    @conanseibel4464 4 роки тому +902

    When drinking tequila, always wear a puffy coat. It makes a great pillow in jail.

    • @tommibaker8836
      @tommibaker8836 4 роки тому +16

      😂😂👏

    • @meganluck4352
      @meganluck4352 4 роки тому +14

      LOL cause if you drink that stuff, you are most likely going to do something that will land you in jail.

    • @cidb5365
      @cidb5365 4 роки тому +4

      Oh no...lol

    • @alexandergaus493
      @alexandergaus493 4 роки тому +22

      @@meganluck4352 That was the general idea, I guess ;)

    • @kennymonty8206
      @kennymonty8206 4 роки тому +16

      Dude! You should do an open mic at a comedy place, and open with this joke!
      Trust me! It's funny

  • @crosswarrior7
    @crosswarrior7 4 роки тому +385

    "Corn Juice and Hope"
    That really needs to be on a t-shirt.

    • @DrJohnnyJ
      @DrJohnnyJ 3 роки тому +5

      What is corn juice?

    • @iwannapoop
      @iwannapoop 3 роки тому +9

      @@DrJohnnyJ booze!!

    • @brandyf4088
      @brandyf4088 3 роки тому

      I like it!!

    • @eauneau
      @eauneau 3 роки тому +7

      This explains the conception of my last kid.

    • @shydreamguyman4098
      @shydreamguyman4098 3 роки тому +4

      Where i come from Corn Juice is Moonshine .

  • @zzzepeda4128
    @zzzepeda4128 4 роки тому +286

    "So why don't you go back downstairs before I end up on the news again"
    I love this guy, he's freaking hilarious

    • @kingqwcole
      @kingqwcole 4 роки тому +4

      that was a good one.

    • @a2ndopynyn
      @a2ndopynyn 4 роки тому +1

      @@kingqwcole A legit LOL from me.

    • @InglésconRobert2025
      @InglésconRobert2025 3 роки тому +1

      In American English, anything that is even mildly funny is “hilarious”. He’s a good comedian. Funny? Yes. Hilarious? Not so much. Learn other adjectives. We have a rich language.

    • @eauneau
      @eauneau 3 роки тому +2

      @@InglésconRobert2025 Pardon me, but did you not see “freaking”?

    • @InglésconRobert2025
      @InglésconRobert2025 3 роки тому

      @@eauneau , unfortunately

  • @cxrindgo
    @cxrindgo 2 роки тому +137

    this guy’s facial expressions are everything. normally i tend to just listen to the audio after ten minutes or so, but this was too good to miss

    • @MsMarple
      @MsMarple Рік тому +2

      What facial expressions? 😂

    • @julietthomas7810
      @julietthomas7810 5 місяців тому +1

      I actually heard the audio several times before looking at video..and you are right. His physical comedy is also fantastic. Why isn't he touring?

  • @eugenbanuta8710
    @eugenbanuta8710 4 роки тому +298

    i actually watched this 3 times in a row and still laughed every time. this dude is just brilliant!

  • @TheIsaeldelgadojaime
    @TheIsaeldelgadojaime 4 роки тому +120

    So I threw my credit cards and said "don't you talk to me..." LMAO

  • @Mrmaniqs
    @Mrmaniqs 3 роки тому +84

    This is an amazing set of jokes.....clean intelligent, entertaining. Deserves a special.

  • @ashleynicole9423
    @ashleynicole9423 7 місяців тому +52

    What did we do to deserve such a funny yet clean comedian like him!?

  • @MUST-TRT
    @MUST-TRT 3 роки тому +1626

    Amazing talent - walk the line in between parties, everyone laughing and no swearing! And in 2020....How? Come on...this dude deserves a medal.
    What a treasure!

    • @Deroliebe
      @Deroliebe 3 роки тому +39

      You realise that’s the whole premise of DryBar right? None of their comics can swear…

    • @ASMRyouVEGANyet
      @ASMRyouVEGANyet 3 роки тому +18

      @@Deroliebe obviously they didn't realize it. Obviously.

    • @Keviekev115
      @Keviekev115 3 роки тому +17

      Hilarious but didn’t offend anyone

    • @chef2542
      @chef2542 3 роки тому +27

      Walk the line between parties?, are we watching the same thing?

    • @Djkommode
      @Djkommode 3 роки тому +3

      @@chef2542 :)))) the irony

  • @caity9244
    @caity9244 4 роки тому +140

    "Snatch up your kids and force em to get a job." 😂😂🤣🤣🤣 Love him

  • @akdolphin100
    @akdolphin100 4 роки тому +805

    I'm a Democrat and this is just flat funny. Thank God you delivered something that made both parties laugh together. We need it.

    • @oneperson5760
      @oneperson5760 4 роки тому +13

      True dat!

    • @Tom-vt1jj
      @Tom-vt1jj 4 роки тому +28

      A Demoncrap that thanks God for something?

    • @somatacoma
      @somatacoma 4 роки тому +67

      @@Tom-vt1jj Are you incapable of seeing your fellow human beings outside of a political lense? Not a very Christian attitude.

    • @xXMaJ3StYXx
      @xXMaJ3StYXx 4 роки тому +17

      @@Tom-vt1jj ok boomer

    • @cw824
      @cw824 4 роки тому +26

      @@somatacoma Democrats do not represent Christianity and you know it.

  • @Robert08010
    @Robert08010 Рік тому +17

    The plane said "I just flew in from LA and boy my wings are tired!"

  • @beijingbball1
    @beijingbball1 3 роки тому +436

    This is a master class in content, timing, pace and delivery. Watching it for the 10th time…

    • @eartherinfire
      @eartherinfire 2 роки тому +5

      I’ve lost track of how many times I’ve watched and share it with everyone I know.

    • @philtribur382
      @philtribur382 2 роки тому +4

      Only the tenth!!!??? Probably the 50th time for me. This guy is great!!!

    • @VE2020
      @VE2020 2 роки тому +1

      And knowing your audience. I've watched this too many times to count!

    • @yvoncormier9762
      @yvoncormier9762 2 роки тому +2

      Lost count

    • @michaelwagner8859
      @michaelwagner8859 2 роки тому +3

      Absolutely! I've lost count how many times I've watched this... it hasn't gotten old at all! 😅😅😅

  • @deborahadcock978
    @deborahadcock978 4 роки тому +261

    He is hilarious!!!How does he keep a straight face🤣and not laugh at his own jokes?!?!😂🤣😂🤣

    • @Heavenzvoice
      @Heavenzvoice 4 роки тому +10

      Deborah Adcock Indeed... that’s what makes him even funnier. Like some comedians it helps when they laugh with their jokes but his straight face is comedy gold!

    • @janisfelsted1172
      @janisfelsted1172 4 роки тому +4

      The guy in the audience whooping about legal marijuana almost got him..😂😂

    • @a2ndopynyn
      @a2ndopynyn 4 роки тому +1

      Yeah, he's got a bit of that Steven Wright, dry delivery thing going. Great stuff!

  • @TheSourKraut
    @TheSourKraut 4 роки тому +105

    Perfect comedic timing. And that delivery... priceless

  • @maggiehopkins8945
    @maggiehopkins8945 2 роки тому +41

    Love Brandon's sense of dry humor, timing was excellent. Looking for more from this comic.

  • @trae4529
    @trae4529 4 роки тому +546

    What a refreshing break-- to be able to laugh at politics for a change. This guy is hilarious!

    • @trae4529
      @trae4529 4 роки тому +2

      Nicholas Ovel well said!

    • @megauser8512
      @megauser8512 4 роки тому

      Yep!

    • @nicholasemerson9852
      @nicholasemerson9852 4 роки тому +11

      @bbtootall Republicans can meme and make jokes. The left just gets offended. The left is pathetic

    • @nicholasemerson9852
      @nicholasemerson9852 4 роки тому +7

      @bbtootall you prove my point. You're pathetic.

    • @Split_Beard
      @Split_Beard 4 роки тому +7

      @bbtootall i like how you believe that anyone on the left is takien seriously. Both sides have clowns in them so both of you shut the hell up.

  • @Jaster_Mereel
    @Jaster_Mereel 4 роки тому +103

    Hilarious!!! "Let's see how far we can go on corn juice and hope!"

  • @teamusa4472
    @teamusa4472 4 роки тому +557

    Lol "I think life begins at conception. What?! I said I love paying for other people's contraception."

    • @SirConto
      @SirConto 3 роки тому +27

      It's a lot cheaper than what on average an unwanted kid costs the society.

    • @williamtatum2588
      @williamtatum2588 3 роки тому +43

      @@SirConto The guilt of killing your own child is even more costly.

    • @SirConto
      @SirConto 3 роки тому +26

      @@williamtatum2588 The point was about contraception. Make sure it's widely available and you'll prevent a bunch of teenage pregnancies and other unwanted kids.
      Doesn't mean those people wont have kids, just that they're more likely to have kids when they're ready and able to take care of them.
      That way they'll be more likely to succeed in life and less likely to end up criminals. It's also less likely to end the parent's education and career.
      And that will more than cover the cost of a few contraceptive pills and condoms in the long run.
      Also, I wouldn't feel any guilt whatsoever about killing a fetus. Intelligence and emotions is what makes a human life important and that thing doesn't have that.
      I'd consider it morally worse to slaughter a cow (but not enough to be a vegetarian)

    • @williamtatum2588
      @williamtatum2588 3 роки тому +24

      @@SirConto Hey, I am sure we have both heard both sides of the argument. I don't agree with your thoughts on a fetus being not alive. We have six wonderful kids. Never once did we consider them not alive based on their location.
      I believe education and abstaining is best. Always have. I have four daughters. Will they ever stumble and fall? of course, but they know they always have a soft landing spot with us if they get pregnant. A child entering the world isn't as rough as you think. Inconvenience is never a reason to kill. Neither is embarrassment. Children are a blessing not a burden.
      I am not angry at you. Just trying to help you see another side. Prolife has been given a bad rap. We are accused of only caring about children in the womb and don't care once they are born. That simply is not true. We and many we know are foster parents and adopt children. Our church operates a home for women that are in rough times. Prolife folks care about women very much, just like proabortion folks. We just also care about the girls and boys in the womb too.
      I hope that makes sense.

    • @susanmcguinness5611
      @susanmcguinness5611 3 роки тому +14

      @@SirConto there are no unwanted kids.

  • @aema5124
    @aema5124 8 місяців тому +16

    The Golf Cart tow of Flight 10 Spirit Airline joke cracked me up so bad🤣🤣🤣🤨🤣😱🤪

  • @maryhill4079
    @maryhill4079 4 роки тому +90

    Truthfully I’ve watched this every morning for a month. I get my feel good moment since the lock down we all need to watch this and feel good for a while !!!! He is a real natural !! He needs someone to sponsor him on live tv

  • @michellesmith2420
    @michellesmith2420 4 роки тому +1411

    I'm a 59 yr old woman and Republican . Was not sure I wanted to watch this . All I can say is I'm glad I wear depends 😂 haven't laughed so hard in yrs . 👍👍

    • @nalejbank
      @nalejbank 4 роки тому +8

      @Joe Smith Nick is good. I like him too!

    • @voiceofreason7558
      @voiceofreason7558 4 роки тому +33

      if life begins at conception then isn't every conception that happens in America going to result in a citizen.. no matter where the birth takes place? also wouldn't that roll back my retirement by 9 months... and make me older.. change my.. wait.. would we still call it a birthday?

    • @voiceofreason7558
      @voiceofreason7558 4 роки тому +34

      didn't the corporate tax cut Trump passed bring all the businesses back.. no wait it didn't even convince Trump or his daughter to make their stuff here

    • @voiceofreason7558
      @voiceofreason7558 4 роки тому +11

      imagine if we got the airport back from the TSA.. wouldn't that be great? and if 170K Americans dying is no big deal then we can tank a 911 every week of the year and just have the airport back.. if you're scared stay at home and wear a mask

    • @diobrando6162
      @diobrando6162 4 роки тому +52

      @@voiceofreason7558 are you trying to insult an argument that you don't even understand

  • @danielbrown1724
    @danielbrown1724 3 роки тому +588

    “Don’t worry, I paid extra for the safety features” 🤣🤣🤣
    What a dope set!!

    • @Misha_FoundingNationOrg
      @Misha_FoundingNationOrg 3 роки тому +8

      free wifi for everyone

    • @aazhie
      @aazhie 3 роки тому +1

      You DEFINITELY need the wheels XDDD

    • @rshearn
      @rshearn 3 роки тому +1

      I could sworn i heard another comedian tell that exact same joke not to long ago. Wish I could remember who it was.

    • @scotttucker5306
      @scotttucker5306 3 роки тому +2

      OMG! This is the Abso-FREAKING-lutely BEST commentary on the✈️airlines! 😂😂😂

    • @callefalk4457
      @callefalk4457 3 роки тому

      YALLAH!!!!

  • @GladysAlicea
    @GladysAlicea 5 місяців тому +8

    Soooo good...really needed to laugh and laugh and laugh some more. God bless you, Brandon!

  • @mawilkinson1957
    @mawilkinson1957 4 роки тому +229

    I've never seen or heard of this guy before, but he is effin hilarious.

  • @hk47meatbag16
    @hk47meatbag16 3 роки тому +334

    This guy is funny, he does dry humor really well. Best line for me was, " everyone was told they should express themselves growing up ... we're about 10 years into social media now ... whadda ya think?" Just perfect. Then goes into telling the founding fathers about Twitter. One after the other man.

    • @clarissaramirez798
      @clarissaramirez798 2 роки тому +4

      Exactly 😄

    • @hightechjoe1
      @hightechjoe1 Рік тому

      Yeah, he likes to setup fake scenarios then poke fun at them. Plus he definitely knows how to use the elements of suspense to keep the audience engaged.

  • @kathyduby8150
    @kathyduby8150 4 роки тому +164

    His delivery and body language are as funny as the jokes. He knows how funny he is.

  • @grimmXichi
    @grimmXichi 2 роки тому +23

    "snatch up your kids and force them to get a job" 😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣

  • @toomuchtrashpodcast7412
    @toomuchtrashpodcast7412 4 роки тому +2225

    "Republicans are gonna snatch your kids up and make them get a job" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @oscarcharliezulu
      @oscarcharliezulu 3 роки тому +93

      I think I’ll be stealing this joke and telling it for the rest of my life

    • @denno3124
      @denno3124 3 роки тому +33

      That was HILARIOUS!

    • @paradelights
      @paradelights 3 роки тому +14

      Pretty good stuff :)

    • @lindalewis1998
      @lindalewis1998 3 роки тому +7

      He is hysterical!

    • @siddiqiking9450
      @siddiqiking9450 3 роки тому +16

      Yep, go check out Larry Elders last video.

  • @trippinwithgrace
    @trippinwithgrace 4 роки тому +1925

    As a Republican from the San Fernando Valley, I can confirm this dude is stating facts 100% 😂 too funny
    Edit: TYSM for all the likes! Also, this is still true 2 years later lol

    • @josephstalin3452
      @josephstalin3452 4 роки тому +45

      Where are the meetings tho...

    • @Bulgeofpersuasion
      @Bulgeofpersuasion 4 роки тому +181

      Im not a Republican but can't stand the phoney progressives and Democrats. The hate and bigotry by the left in California is horrendous. Saying that much in California wil probably essentially get me beaten by a mob.

    • @TomahawksNShotShells
      @TomahawksNShotShells 4 роки тому +69

      @@Bulgeofpersuasion (independent) well thank you for not succumbing to status quo.

    • @hunteryoungblood649
      @hunteryoungblood649 4 роки тому +15

      @@Bulgeofpersuasion Libritarian

    • @redoctane13
      @redoctane13 4 роки тому +17

      @@hunteryoungblood649 that's just a Republican that stopped hiding their love of money is all.

  • @neghiethervil5606
    @neghiethervil5606 3 роки тому +836

    Only Drybar comedians ever get me to laugh out loud.

    • @Adam-gx3je
      @Adam-gx3je 3 роки тому +13

      I just found this channel a week ago and I’ve laughed out loud daily ever since.

    • @justincase1919
      @justincase1919 3 роки тому +3

      That's funny in itself.

    • @RantTherapist
      @RantTherapist 3 роки тому +6

      Best clean comedy.

    • @that_dam_baka
      @that_dam_baka 3 роки тому +1

      Ryan long. Nimesh patel.

    • @ronbishop9278
      @ronbishop9278 3 роки тому

      You are pretty

  • @mstina7346
    @mstina7346 Рік тому +8

    Everytime I watch this I laugh out loud! And I’ve probably seen it 10 times.
    Thank you!!

  • @nooceluap7760
    @nooceluap7760 3 роки тому +87

    Brandon's delivery is awesome, so laid back and dry and super sarcastic. VERY funny man.

  • @trich4life
    @trich4life 4 роки тому +2096

    I think I love drybar comedy more than comedy central's channel.

    • @amandakelley1665
      @amandakelley1665 4 роки тому +115

      I definitely do. I can’t handle the language of many comedians so if I can find someone funny and clean I’m all in!

    • @trich4life
      @trich4life 4 роки тому +96

      @@amandakelley1665 you have to have sheer talent to be funny without cussing. Anybody can be funny with bad language.

    • @martamagdalena4460
      @martamagdalena4460 3 роки тому +22

      No doubt about it!

    • @nicolestanford4955
      @nicolestanford4955 3 роки тому +21

      100%

    • @gon3g1rl
      @gon3g1rl 3 роки тому +22

      agree, i def watch this channel more

  • @WhiskeyCowboyGaming
    @WhiskeyCowboyGaming 4 роки тому +43

    This guy is fantastic stand up comic. I can't believe I have never seen him before. The entire special is worth watching. Truly funny throughout.

  • @language5.035
    @language5.035 2 роки тому +39

    This man just KILLED it! 🤣 One of the best bits I've ever seen.

  • @videojeroki
    @videojeroki 3 роки тому +617

    That's how good jokes are made and delivered: talent.

    • @sirdouglas.2870
      @sirdouglas.2870 3 роки тому +6

      Nononono! Talent is good but hard work is what makes people great!

    • @callefalk4457
      @callefalk4457 3 роки тому +1

      YALLAH!!!!

    • @rohieram724
      @rohieram724 2 роки тому

      @@callefalk4457 there are 3 republicans and 1 democrat here. Well 2 democrats, if you include me.
      How are you, YALLAH?

  • @goonies80srocked90
    @goonies80srocked90 3 роки тому +216

    Dry comedy with no cussing is a talent. You have to have great timing and good material to make it work.

    • @peggyhowell5270
      @peggyhowell5270 2 роки тому +6

      And no alcohol 🤣

    • @jgunn03
      @jgunn03 Рік тому

      That's nonsense. Dry bar should be better than just "not cussing". It should be " all inclusive, non-misogynist, non-Islamaphobic, non-gay bashing, not atheist-isolating" atmksphere.
      I'd rather the comic cuss up a storm while being respectful to non-white, non-Christians.
      I can handle 4-letter words. Making fun of people who are "othered" is less tolerable.

    • @dweiberg
      @dweiberg Рік тому

      @@jgunn03 Anyone can swear and be crude, it’s not funny. Love dry bar. Keep it up. We do not need more “comedy” like everyone else.

  • @djbrown4483
    @djbrown4483 4 роки тому +71

    "Flight #9 was a disaster..You need wheels, ya do, ya really do. Not for the flying part, but to land...."

    • @jennifertwede7142
      @jennifertwede7142 7 місяців тому +1

      As someone who loves my flight simulator, his airplane jokes are GOLD. And yes, I did try and land without the wheels😂

    • @tonyacosta4574
      @tonyacosta4574 2 місяці тому

      ​@@jennifertwede7142ur gorgeous

  • @Insomniaallnight
    @Insomniaallnight 2 роки тому +24

    Watched him before and I'm watching again and once again... this guy kills it. Would definitely see this guy in person

  • @TheDhammond
    @TheDhammond 4 роки тому +48

    You are hilarious! Thank you for the joy!!!

  • @ihateurmom
    @ihateurmom 4 роки тому +1117

    This was in Provo, Utah in case some of you were confused as to why the audience was laughing at Republican jokes that were actually funny.

    • @TheFrenchPug
      @TheFrenchPug 4 роки тому +67

      Explains the 40 minute Red Lights :)

    • @jamesmcinnis208
      @jamesmcinnis208 4 роки тому +17

      "actually"

    • @master0poker84
      @master0poker84 4 роки тому +17

      Steve Polverini that part was talking about California, not Utah

    • @TheFrenchPug
      @TheFrenchPug 4 роки тому +15

      @@master0poker84 Oh yeah. I live in California and experience those often.

    • @LeslieDugger
      @LeslieDugger 4 роки тому +6

      Pretty good social engineering experiment, at least...

  • @pumpkinheadghoul
    @pumpkinheadghoul 4 роки тому +219

    "This is Spirit Airline Flight 10, what are we gonna lose, like two tax payers? Let's try some stuff." HILARIOUS!

  • @jik5521
    @jik5521 2 роки тому +21

    Dry Bar is awesome. This guy is so very funny and his delivery and facial expressions are hilarious. One of my favorites!!

  • @Kitana818
    @Kitana818 4 роки тому +49

    How do I not know this guy. He is amazing

  • @ButterflyyBarbie
    @ButterflyyBarbie 4 роки тому +137

    This guy was a breath of fresh air, and really funny.

  • @ranbymonkeys2384
    @ranbymonkeys2384 4 роки тому +78

    I thought it was fantastic you don't find humor like that anymore. Truly a funny guy, we needed that.

    • @IstasPumaNevada
      @IstasPumaNevada 3 роки тому

      ​@your momma youtube Last I checked it was MAGA and Trump supporters who tried to literally overthrow a democratic election by _attacking the U.S. House and Senate_ . And then some Republican politicians even had the gall to act like it was no big deal.
      And before you try to compare it; no. Sporadic, small-scale incidents in a small fraction of grassroots protests around the country, is NOT anywhere equivalent to a direct attack on the U.S. Capitol itself that was actively cultivated, spurred on, and directly assisted by a losing neo-fascist leader and those who backed him.

  • @michaelbird6084
    @michaelbird6084 2 роки тому +113

    This entire set was fantastic! Making jokes about a local issue like the Provo traffic lights (totally accurate, by the way) was brilliant.
    The best single proof of the great set is that he spent 5 minutes talking about tequila, to a group of people who (mostly) don't drink, and had them cackling the whole time!
    And I really love it when comedians refer back to their own jokes from earlier in the show. It makes the jokes even funnier, and makes the audience feel like they are "in on the joke". It's like when a group of best friends all know the same joke and laugh as soon as someone even looks like they are going to refer to the joke.

    • @magicalomaha2804
      @magicalomaha2804 2 роки тому +12

      Yes! Me too! It is so clever when they bring the joke full circle like that!!!

  • @em7pug26
    @em7pug26 4 роки тому +568

    I am a Republican, and I approve of this message.

    • @IggyWhite
      @IggyWhite 4 роки тому

      It should be Smičiklas, should it not? :)

    • @365black2
      @365black2 4 роки тому +9

      now go make some blk friends

    • @thaliadacosta7206
      @thaliadacosta7206 4 роки тому

      GOd bless you no matter what you are I am just glad you have a picture with a mask on!!!! WE still offer free mental health counseling because in NYC the 24 hour sirens will haunt so many of us. I don't wish that on anyone. Life is precious we should protect each other. as a high risk person locked inside since March 13th I thank you for wearing a mask proudly!

    • @thaliadacosta7206
      @thaliadacosta7206 4 роки тому

      @@em7pug26 based on your reply Id say we need a bit more of your energy as well! Thank you!

    • @shootincoyotes
      @shootincoyotes 4 роки тому +1

      @@thaliadacosta7206 check out my mask

  • @heisworthy7308
    @heisworthy7308 4 роки тому +2590

    As a republican, I find this absolutely hilarious!

    • @hhiippiittyy
      @hhiippiittyy 4 роки тому +115

      As a "lefty", I concur.

    • @hhiippiittyy
      @hhiippiittyy 4 роки тому +132

      @I Am The One
      Epstein didn't kill himself. Everybody with a pulse agrees on that one.

    • @TheAshley9697
      @TheAshley9697 4 роки тому +67

      Yeah I’m not offended about it either lol we should all laugh ourselves more. Makes life easier 👍🏻 more joyful

    • @sanjuansteve
      @sanjuansteve 4 роки тому +36

      The world sees American Republicans as radicalized bigots that will go full Nazi if we let them.

    • @MotivationDragon
      @MotivationDragon 4 роки тому +78

      As a republican in CA I can testify. I keep telling my kids not to share the family secret. You can tell because the first semester the grades are great and in the second semester there is a persistent drop. 🤦🏼‍♀️

  • @SoftHeartPC
    @SoftHeartPC 4 роки тому +118

    I'm delightfully suprized to find a comedy show, without the profanity! I'm new here, this is like my 4th or 5th show to watch, and I'm still waiting for the other shoe to drop, but if it's clean all the time, I keep coming back!
    Thank you for the laughter! I truly appreciate and enjoyed it!

    • @ChanaRo613
      @ChanaRo613 4 роки тому +6

      Drybar is the best!

    • @susanz894
      @susanz894 4 роки тому +3

      They have a free app too!

    • @oneperson5760
      @oneperson5760 4 роки тому +5

      All of Dry Bar is clean. I love it! 90% more comedy without the meaningless noise filler words.

    • @sectionsixty4020
      @sectionsixty4020 4 роки тому +2

      Dry Bar gets more laughs per minute from me than any others

    • @kedabro1957
      @kedabro1957 4 роки тому +1

      22:27 ... Just as I was reading this comment he said an obscene word.

  • @dabernathy1313
    @dabernathy1313 2 роки тому +24

    LOVE THIS ! And LOVE DRY BAR ! So much better than Comedy Central !

  • @CopperRivets
    @CopperRivets 4 роки тому +238

    This man's observational comedy is brilliant. He meets and under represented but common sentiment. Good job, man!

    • @IamwhoIam333
      @IamwhoIam333 4 роки тому +5

      I couldn't have said it better. 😘

    • @suzannehoulden3632
      @suzannehoulden3632 4 роки тому +6

      I'm conservative in CA and was howling over his act! So true... too true, LOL!!

    • @jay90374
      @jay90374 4 роки тому +2

      @John Doe Oh look, another low IQ, ignorant of history, product of public schooling! Do you live in your mom's basement too?

    • @yuiopoli9601
      @yuiopoli9601 4 роки тому

      @John Doe Why doesn't UA-cam allow us to dislike comments?

    • @TENNSUMITSUMA
      @TENNSUMITSUMA 4 роки тому

      @@jay90374 ignorant of history?! So there wasn't any racism in american history?!

  • @pennilesswriter1556
    @pennilesswriter1556 4 роки тому +490

    This is the kind of guy to give a talk show. Perfect comedy timing, very smart, and incredibly good at drawing on previous jokes. He's doing what comedians used to do before they turned to either vulgarity and shock value or wokeness. Brandon Vestal has serious potential and clearly worked hard to learn the art of comedy. Kuddos to him and his effort.

    • @tamihayes5313
      @tamihayes5313 3 роки тому +9

      Well said!

    • @corryjookit7818
      @corryjookit7818 3 роки тому +8

      @@tamihayes5313 Same from me. He's a unique comedian who is in a small niche. He tells stories that we all recognise. IE The wife fighting with herself just for practice, then turns on him. It's so funny, but at the same time he turns on himself. When's it all going to end ? That's what I want to know,. Hopefully you'll get to perform at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival, which we all hope will go on. That's the plan anyway. Good Comedians are the lifeblood of the Festival in Edinburgh. Please come along if you can. Thanks in advance.

    • @mickib1592
      @mickib1592 3 роки тому

      @@corryjookit7818 Did the festival happen?

    • @corryjookit7818
      @corryjookit7818 3 роки тому +1

      @@mickib1592 Not yet. No news yet. I live near some of the Venues and we now have a Flood alert for tomorrow and Thursday. I do hope those who own or manage these venues are ready to help and to clean up after. Some of these buildings , particularly at the Pleasance are pretty old. It's a great venue. Some are over 120 years old and counting. This area has a lot of venues, including some new (in a manner of speaking). If you've been before you'll know they are mostly on a bit of a steep hill gradient and a flood will be hellish. The Book Festival is going ahead if that's of any interest. But it does take place on Charlotte Square Gardens which will be saturated. .
      Bye bye. Hope the sun has got his hat on by Friday.

    • @mickib1592
      @mickib1592 3 роки тому

      @@corryjookit7818 Good luck!! 🙏 n 🤞

  • @UncleNath
    @UncleNath 4 роки тому +581

    Brilliant. "Snatch up your kids & force em to get a job."

    • @Mr.WonderJames
      @Mr.WonderJames 4 роки тому +14

      Seriously, Us Teens Need Jobs

    • @kilburn1313
      @kilburn1313 4 роки тому +6

      @@Mr.WonderJames ...It beats may be stealing other peoples possessions ...

    • @donadeavera9608
      @donadeavera9608 4 роки тому +2

      Bwahahaha

    • @annasthoughtsandmusicalpar2239
      @annasthoughtsandmusicalpar2239 4 роки тому +1

      Love it! haha

    • @truckerg4010
      @truckerg4010 4 роки тому +2

      Mr. Wonder go apply leave the basement and social media behind, it’s a big world of opportunity you’ll need effort to earn it

  • @ginashirley4634
    @ginashirley4634 2 роки тому +8

    This guy is one of the funniest people I have ever heard!! I love, love, love Dry Bar Comedy--it proves you can be funny without being nasty or without using foul language!!

  • @carol-anntrudell9990
    @carol-anntrudell9990 3 роки тому +123

    Brandon Vestal is a joy to listen to. So funny! Love his calm demure as he cracks us up. God bless him and his family.

    • @jasoncordell2089
      @jasoncordell2089 2 роки тому +2

      I knew him when we were young. Didnt think he had this in him.

    • @MsMarple
      @MsMarple Рік тому +1

      I think spell-check tackled ya - “calm demeanor”, eh? He’s definitely not demure. 😅

  • @rhadiem
    @rhadiem 3 роки тому +232

    "The 2020 election is starting, so that'll bring us back together." Heh yep called it.

  • @Spiritual_Sword
    @Spiritual_Sword Рік тому +35

    This is one of the best acts I’ve seen. So hilarious 😂
    Watched it time and time again. The republican bit and bald eagle airplane bit is just so funny and perfect delivery😂

  • @DIEKALSTER8
    @DIEKALSTER8 4 роки тому +68

    "How many people would have to die before I was the best basketball player". :D Very funny guy.

  • @brakoholic
    @brakoholic 3 роки тому +110

    This set was my first time hearing of this guy. Just finished in fact. And I got to say this is the funniest new comedian I have heard in possibly close to a decade.

  • @MrCoxmic
    @MrCoxmic 4 роки тому +213

    He knows his audience.

    • @conanseibel4464
      @conanseibel4464 4 роки тому +9

      I was thinking the same thing.

    • @VioletJoy
      @VioletJoy 4 роки тому +6

      Yeah, that beginning part wouldn't fly here in CA. LOL

    • @selfishstockton6123
      @selfishstockton6123 4 роки тому +4

      Violet Joy maybe not in LA or the Bay

    • @LeslieDugger
      @LeslieDugger 4 роки тому +1

      Know your enemy

    • @kcl060
      @kcl060 3 місяці тому

      It definitely shows!

  • @samuraikitty18
    @samuraikitty18 Рік тому +23

    I wish I could like Brandon several times! So funny, great delivery, so much truth!!!

  • @jhartigan82
    @jhartigan82 4 роки тому +392

    I am a republican.....i am barely a real person most days......i approve this message!

    • @TheyCallMeMinty
      @TheyCallMeMinty 3 роки тому +7

      Same

    • @terirea7743
      @terirea7743 3 роки тому +16

      I find Republicans to be the largest snowflakes. Always throwing a pity party for themselves.

    • @TheyCallMeMinty
      @TheyCallMeMinty 3 роки тому +10

      @@terirea7743 ay give yourself a like and shuve it up ur ......

    • @terirea7743
      @terirea7743 3 роки тому +4

      @@TheyCallMeMinty Haha, thanks. I never considered that I could give myself a like until you suggested it. So I did. But it won't become a habit. I don't need feedback from myself.

    • @jackiebennett1512
      @jackiebennett1512 3 роки тому +8

      Lol. Ditto. Just shared this with a friend since we're practically an endangered species.

  • @johnbee4557
    @johnbee4557 3 роки тому +360

    The first joke of “ snatch up your kids and force’em to get a job” was goldddddd.. pulled me in immediately..

    • @jessekleinstuber6588
      @jessekleinstuber6588 3 роки тому +11

      Well Republicans do fly confederate flags....

    • @johnbee4557
      @johnbee4557 3 роки тому +41

      Jesse Kleinstuber nice way to show your ignorance... stop putting people into groups, categories and stereotypes 🤦🏽‍♂️ because i’m a republican and don’t fly the confederate flag..

    • @RetiredPikachu007
      @RetiredPikachu007 3 роки тому +39

      @@johnbee4557 😂🤣😂🤣 Asian-Hispanic Conservative here. Don't fly Confederate flag. Lol. Someone watches mainstream news too much

    • @johnbee4557
      @johnbee4557 3 роки тому +14

      Angry Raccoon agreed

    • @Earth2nate
      @Earth2nate 3 роки тому +30

      @@jessekleinstuber6588 I'm republican and the only flag I wave is the one with 50 stars... And the Texas flag too

  • @lavvgiver
    @lavvgiver 4 роки тому +111

    "If you wanted to talk some smack to George Washington, you had to get in a buggy."

  • @johnshuster9475
    @johnshuster9475 2 роки тому +16

    Chips and tequila, original material, and his delivery carries us with him! I've listened to him over and over. He's one cool guy!

    • @ltcajh
      @ltcajh Рік тому

      I’ve got the cheap poncho anyway!

  • @HCUnsupportedCharacters
    @HCUnsupportedCharacters 4 роки тому +801

    shout out to the camra man for following his swaying

    • @paladro
      @paladro 4 роки тому +44

      they were slow dancing, the crowd just wasn't aware...

    • @stewartphillips5833
      @stewartphillips5833 4 роки тому +27

      I laughed out loud when I read your comment. I didn’t notice the camera until I read it :)

    • @cmcp975
      @cmcp975 4 роки тому +12

      Now I’m seasick 🤦🏻‍♂️🤢

    • @Brucewaynesworld87
      @Brucewaynesworld87 4 роки тому +1

      @Katie Baby hey

    • @notadumbblond3
      @notadumbblond3 4 роки тому

      I didn't even notice it.

  • @dumaskhan
    @dumaskhan 4 роки тому +470

    I like black people.....you know any black people? No! hahahaha

    • @koilamaoh4238
      @koilamaoh4238 4 роки тому +10

      Their bible sees black people as "cursed".. So..That might be the reason. edit : they already ban my other comments me citing their morm bibl in a jokey way, goodluck guys with your racist religions :) I wasnt even saything, I was only citing religious nonsense.

    • @alyxskyler
      @alyxskyler 4 роки тому +34

      koila maoh where? And whose bible? The bible Christians use (king James, etc) or are you trying to say something regarding Republicans specifically?

    • @TheDragonageorigins
      @TheDragonageorigins 4 роки тому +53

      @@koilamaoh4238 "I hate republicans...do i know any? Of course not!"
      that's you

    • @lasiterkilworthy
      @lasiterkilworthy 4 роки тому +48

      @@koilamaoh4238 you do understand thats not in the bible right? it's propaganda that was spread by the KKK and pro slavery dems back in the day saying thats what the curse of Canin the son of Ham was because it said that Canain would have to server his brothers...that was their "biblical excuse" for slavery...not in the book just some bs justification made by racists...In fact the arguments made against slavery by the Republican Party and abolitionists at the time was also Biblical.

    • @Caz1242
      @Caz1242 4 роки тому +12

      @@koilamaoh4238 that's Mormons though, not republicans, right? Did I miss something?

  • @animagreed
    @animagreed 4 роки тому +219

    I just looked up and Provo is considered the reddest city in Utah at 78%.

    • @ThundarBarBar
      @ThundarBarBar 4 роки тому +68

      The remaining 22 percent are Mitt Romney voters.

    • @lightfountain
      @lightfountain 4 роки тому +5

      Hshaha That's awesome

    • @ArmoredLion217
      @ArmoredLion217 4 роки тому +12

      Thundarr The Barbarian HAHAHAHAHA GOLD

    • @ThundarBarBar
      @ThundarBarBar 4 роки тому +7

      @@ArmoredLion217 You have to take em where you can get em.

    • @tommibaker8836
      @tommibaker8836 4 роки тому +5

      It’s Utah lol!

  • @brianlane9534
    @brianlane9534 2 роки тому +23

    I lost it when he said, "You were very respectful to the young ladies."

  • @grpm1lk
    @grpm1lk 4 роки тому +74

    oh he's so brilliant the way he calls back to his previous jokes throughout the show. really smart

  • @MrConsto
    @MrConsto 4 роки тому +135

    Wise man once said “Never take laxatives together with sleeping pills”

    • @papapetad
      @papapetad 4 роки тому +14

      Even wiser man once added "... and don't wash them down with tequila."

    • @Sonturist
      @Sonturist 4 роки тому +1

      😂🤣😂

    • @alimustafa4923
      @alimustafa4923 4 роки тому +4

      Im gonna try this out next time I take a girl home

    • @lane1368
      @lane1368 4 роки тому +1

      @@papapetad Mic drop😂

    • @gregbennett3100
      @gregbennett3100 4 роки тому +1

      Hey Constantin you made such a rookie mistake. I'll be easy on you. NEVER use another Comedians joke in comments to try to be funny. That was a Doug Stanhope joke and the punchline is, "Playing Russian Roulette".

  • @franciegwin
    @franciegwin 4 роки тому +27

    This channel is so good. Haven't heard clean great humor in yrs.

  • @g.prince6265
    @g.prince6265 Рік тому +23

    This guy is one of the funniest I've seen in a while, he's killing it!!👍👍

  • @Brian-tc7ii
    @Brian-tc7ii 3 роки тому +43

    Laughed the whole way through! Feel I should have paid for this set. Thank you Brandon 👍😅

  • @brywalker7199
    @brywalker7199 4 роки тому +37

    The baby bottle joke was so my husband and I with our son. This guy is gold. I want more please

  • @gon3g1rl
    @gon3g1rl 3 роки тому +96

    I usually play full specials while I sleep bc my attention span cannot withstand them while awake but this guy???? im hooked. more of this guy pls.

    • @galaxytraveler5779
      @galaxytraveler5779 3 роки тому +4

      Aren't you too busy with sleeping?

    • @ronbishop9278
      @ronbishop9278 3 роки тому +1

      You cute

    • @donnahampton3632
      @donnahampton3632 3 роки тому +2

      I play Dry Bar to fall asleep, but I have to watch the special first, then play it with my sleep mask on while I remember what was happening on stage.

  • @j666parker87
    @j666parker87 2 місяці тому +1

    These premises are gold and the punchlines are even better! You’ve got my attention.

  • @eauneau
    @eauneau 3 роки тому +600

    Just imagine this guy as someone’s grandpa one day 😂

  • @rouxchat6033
    @rouxchat6033 4 роки тому +10

    Oh boy, did I need this today. Thank you so much for posting. Brandon Vestal rocks!!!

  • @kiemc1855
    @kiemc1855 4 роки тому +119

    From the beginning to the end his entire comedy set was hilarious!

  • @careyashley8309
    @careyashley8309 2 роки тому +50

    If I ever run into Brandon at an airport, I'm gonna have him open my chips.

    • @HIStruthchaser
      @HIStruthchaser Рік тому +3

      OK...this comment matches the dry wit of Brandon...made me LOL.

    • @charmnGUY
      @charmnGUY 8 місяців тому +3

      That's a super hero, I'll give a challenge... a pretzel bag 😅

  • @Achilles1111
    @Achilles1111 4 роки тому +109

    "Corn juice and hope"