Republicans Aren't Real People. Brandon Vestal - Full Special

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  • Опубліковано 28 тра 2024
  • Republicans aren't real people, at least thats what Brandon Vestal believes the Democrats of California will tell you. Whether it's an app to tell you where Republicans live in California or a republican caucus meeting in the San Fernando Valley, Republicans have it rough in California, and Brandon Vestal is here to tell you all about it.
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  • @grimm_comics
    @grimm_comics 3 роки тому +3013

    "Republicans will snatch up your kid and force them to get a job.."
    🤣🤣🤣

    • @mattdaddy8055
      @mattdaddy8055 3 роки тому +111

      that's best joke i've heard in a looong time, 5 minutes gone by still laughing

    • @MrScarecrow24
      @MrScarecrow24 3 роки тому +40

      Too perfect.

    • @lightfountain
      @lightfountain 3 роки тому +20

      Hahaha

    • @dancechica
      @dancechica 3 роки тому +94

      I'm a liberal hippie and thought this was hilarious

    • @matttrafton2725
      @matttrafton2725 3 роки тому +42

      Nooooo. not a job.

  • @toomuchtrashpodcast7412
    @toomuchtrashpodcast7412 3 роки тому +2177

    "Republicans are gonna snatch your kids up and make them get a job" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @oscarcharliezulu
      @oscarcharliezulu 3 роки тому +92

      I think I’ll be stealing this joke and telling it for the rest of my life

    • @denno3124
      @denno3124 3 роки тому +33

      That was HILARIOUS!

    • @paradelights
      @paradelights 3 роки тому +14

      Pretty good stuff :)

    • @lindalewis1998
      @lindalewis1998 3 роки тому +6

      He is hysterical!

    • @siddiqiking9450
      @siddiqiking9450 3 роки тому +16

      Yep, go check out Larry Elders last video.

  • @TK0_23_
    @TK0_23_ 2 роки тому +63

    Mocking the left and the right in the same joke. Excellent.

  • @kristibi7971
    @kristibi7971 Рік тому +223

    Uncommon genius.
    Holding a deadpan face, while being so hilarious, the whole time. That's talent.

    • @SmellofFemale
      @SmellofFemale 4 місяці тому

      😂 great opening !

    • @glenperu
      @glenperu 4 місяці тому

      Thats get smart!😂

  • @teamusa4472
    @teamusa4472 3 роки тому +526

    Lol "I think life begins at conception. What?! I said I love paying for other people's contraception."

    • @SirConto
      @SirConto 3 роки тому +25

      It's a lot cheaper than what on average an unwanted kid costs the society.

    • @williamtatum2588
      @williamtatum2588 3 роки тому +43

      @@SirConto The guilt of killing your own child is even more costly.

    • @SirConto
      @SirConto 3 роки тому +24

      @@williamtatum2588 The point was about contraception. Make sure it's widely available and you'll prevent a bunch of teenage pregnancies and other unwanted kids.
      Doesn't mean those people wont have kids, just that they're more likely to have kids when they're ready and able to take care of them.
      That way they'll be more likely to succeed in life and less likely to end up criminals. It's also less likely to end the parent's education and career.
      And that will more than cover the cost of a few contraceptive pills and condoms in the long run.
      Also, I wouldn't feel any guilt whatsoever about killing a fetus. Intelligence and emotions is what makes a human life important and that thing doesn't have that.
      I'd consider it morally worse to slaughter a cow (but not enough to be a vegetarian)

    • @williamtatum2588
      @williamtatum2588 3 роки тому +23

      @@SirConto Hey, I am sure we have both heard both sides of the argument. I don't agree with your thoughts on a fetus being not alive. We have six wonderful kids. Never once did we consider them not alive based on their location.
      I believe education and abstaining is best. Always have. I have four daughters. Will they ever stumble and fall? of course, but they know they always have a soft landing spot with us if they get pregnant. A child entering the world isn't as rough as you think. Inconvenience is never a reason to kill. Neither is embarrassment. Children are a blessing not a burden.
      I am not angry at you. Just trying to help you see another side. Prolife has been given a bad rap. We are accused of only caring about children in the womb and don't care once they are born. That simply is not true. We and many we know are foster parents and adopt children. Our church operates a home for women that are in rough times. Prolife folks care about women very much, just like proabortion folks. We just also care about the girls and boys in the womb too.
      I hope that makes sense.

    • @susanmcguinness5611
      @susanmcguinness5611 3 роки тому +14

      @@SirConto there are no unwanted kids.

  • @jhartigan82
    @jhartigan82 3 роки тому +380

    I am a republican.....i am barely a real person most days......i approve this message!

    • @TheyCallMeMinty
      @TheyCallMeMinty 3 роки тому +7

      Same

    • @terirea7743
      @terirea7743 3 роки тому +16

      I find Republicans to be the largest snowflakes. Always throwing a pity party for themselves.

    • @TheyCallMeMinty
      @TheyCallMeMinty 3 роки тому +10

      @@terirea7743 ay give yourself a like and shuve it up ur ......

    • @terirea7743
      @terirea7743 3 роки тому +4

      @@TheyCallMeMinty Haha, thanks. I never considered that I could give myself a like until you suggested it. So I did. But it won't become a habit. I don't need feedback from myself.

    • @jackiebennett1512
      @jackiebennett1512 3 роки тому +8

      Lol. Ditto. Just shared this with a friend since we're practically an endangered species.

  • @davidphillips9726
    @davidphillips9726 Рік тому +167

    What I love about this is that dude let out a lot of fantastic political jokes, without obviously taking either side. Kind of a punching at both sides deal. This whole special is awesome. I hope to see more from this guy. His whole demeanor is great

    • @ShariSchreiberMA
      @ShariSchreiberMA 9 місяців тому +7

      Well stated!

    • @Randytherumbler
      @Randytherumbler 6 місяців тому +6

      Brandon Vestal in Dry Bar Comedy is among one of the most underrated 'clean' comedians of all time. Besides K-Von, Orlando Baxter,Mary Mack, and others that I can't name right now,Mr. Vestal is severely underrated.
      His extremely quick-witted somewhat,outlandishly,funny jokes had gotten me every time.
      California's a wild state.
      So are other states which I'm not going to name here.
      But he's better than just good.
      Not every comedian on Dry Bar can have that kind of talent,that he had. Or had.
      I'm apolitical,so,to me,this type of comedy suits me quite well.
      It's not easy going up there,in front of an audience,express your talent,and just use your funny bone philosophy.
      And see how much talent each and every comedian does have..

    • @twistysnacks
      @twistysnacks 3 місяці тому

      It isn't obvious to say things like "they'll snatch your kids and make them get a job"? 'Cause I've never heard actual liberals be afraid of jobs lol

    • @Hullj
      @Hullj 2 місяці тому +1

      So not easy to do. Very clever.

  • @kyxxit3664
    @kyxxit3664 Рік тому +92

    How have I not heard of this guy? He is refreshing and original. Great material and delivery. Hilarious.

  • @trippinwithgrace
    @trippinwithgrace 3 роки тому +1891

    As a Republican from the San Fernando Valley, I can confirm this dude is stating facts 100% 😂 too funny
    Edit: TYSM for all the likes! Also, this is still true 2 years later lol

    • @josephstalin3452
      @josephstalin3452 3 роки тому +44

      Where are the meetings tho...

    • @Exedus20
      @Exedus20 3 роки тому +181

      Im not a Republican but can't stand the phoney progressives and Democrats. The hate and bigotry by the left in California is horrendous. Saying that much in California wil probably essentially get me beaten by a mob.

    • @TomahawksNShotShells
      @TomahawksNShotShells 3 роки тому +69

      @@Exedus20 (independent) well thank you for not succumbing to status quo.

    • @hunteryoungblood649
      @hunteryoungblood649 3 роки тому +15

      @@Exedus20 Libritarian

    • @redoctane13
      @redoctane13 3 роки тому +17

      @@hunteryoungblood649 that's just a Republican that stopped hiding their love of money is all.

  • @akdolphin100
    @akdolphin100 3 роки тому +727

    I'm a Democrat and this is just flat funny. Thank God you delivered something that made both parties laugh together. We need it.

    • @oneperson5760
      @oneperson5760 3 роки тому +12

      True dat!

    • @Tom-vt1jj
      @Tom-vt1jj 3 роки тому +28

      A Demoncrap that thanks God for something?

    • @somatacoma
      @somatacoma 3 роки тому +66

      @@Tom-vt1jj Are you incapable of seeing your fellow human beings outside of a political lense? Not a very Christian attitude.

    • @xXMaJ3StYXx
      @xXMaJ3StYXx 3 роки тому +17

      @@Tom-vt1jj ok boomer

    • @cw824
      @cw824 3 роки тому +26

      @@somatacoma Democrats do not represent Christianity and you know it.

  • @grimmXichi
    @grimmXichi Рік тому +10

    "snatch up your kids and force them to get a job" 😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣

  • @cxrindgo
    @cxrindgo 2 роки тому +123

    this guy’s facial expressions are everything. normally i tend to just listen to the audio after ten minutes or so, but this was too good to miss

    • @MsMarple
      @MsMarple 6 місяців тому +1

      What facial expressions? 😂

  • @michellesmith2420
    @michellesmith2420 3 роки тому +1240

    I'm a 59 yr old woman and Republican . Was not sure I wanted to watch this . All I can say is I'm glad I wear depends 😂 haven't laughed so hard in yrs . 👍👍

    • @nalejbank
      @nalejbank 3 роки тому +6

      @Joe Smith Nick is good. I like him too!

    • @voiceofreason7558
      @voiceofreason7558 3 роки тому +30

      if life begins at conception then isn't every conception that happens in America going to result in a citizen.. no matter where the birth takes place? also wouldn't that roll back my retirement by 9 months... and make me older.. change my.. wait.. would we still call it a birthday?

    • @voiceofreason7558
      @voiceofreason7558 3 роки тому +31

      didn't the corporate tax cut Trump passed bring all the businesses back.. no wait it didn't even convince Trump or his daughter to make their stuff here

    • @voiceofreason7558
      @voiceofreason7558 3 роки тому +11

      imagine if we got the airport back from the TSA.. wouldn't that be great? and if 170K Americans dying is no big deal then we can tank a 911 every week of the year and just have the airport back.. if you're scared stay at home and wear a mask

    • @diobrando6162
      @diobrando6162 3 роки тому +50

      @@voiceofreason7558 are you trying to insult an argument that you don't even understand

  • @heisworthy7308
    @heisworthy7308 3 роки тому +2573

    As a republican, I find this absolutely hilarious!

    • @hhiippiittyy
      @hhiippiittyy 3 роки тому +115

      As a "lefty", I concur.

    • @hhiippiittyy
      @hhiippiittyy 3 роки тому +132

      @I Am The One
      Epstein didn't kill himself. Everybody with a pulse agrees on that one.

    • @TheAshley9697
      @TheAshley9697 3 роки тому +67

      Yeah I’m not offended about it either lol we should all laugh ourselves more. Makes life easier 👍🏻 more joyful

    • @sanjuansteve
      @sanjuansteve 3 роки тому +36

      The world sees American Republicans as radicalized bigots that will go full Nazi if we let them.

    • @MotivationDragon
      @MotivationDragon 3 роки тому +77

      As a republican in CA I can testify. I keep telling my kids not to share the family secret. You can tell because the first semester the grades are great and in the second semester there is a persistent drop. 🤦🏼‍♀️

  • @aema5124
    @aema5124 2 місяці тому +7

    The Golf Cart tow of Flight 10 Spirit Airline joke cracked me up so bad🤣🤣🤣🤨🤣😱🤪

  • @Re570
    @Re570 2 роки тому +165

    Man, it's the flawless delivery that gives this special the immense rewatch value it has. Never gets old!

  • @em7pug26
    @em7pug26 3 роки тому +532

    I am a Republican, and I approve of this message.

    • @IggyWhite
      @IggyWhite 3 роки тому

      It should be Smičiklas, should it not? :)

    • @em7pug26
      @em7pug26 3 роки тому

      Iggy White It definitely should, but when my great grandmother came to America, they translated her name. So instead of Mary Smičiklas, we ended up with Mae Smicklas. They mistranslated it.

    • @em7pug26
      @em7pug26 3 роки тому +5

      Mark Tse As a matter of fact I am.

    • @em7pug26
      @em7pug26 3 роки тому +2

      Mark Tse I’ll be sure to check it out! Thanks!

    • @365black2
      @365black2 3 роки тому +8

      now go make some blk friends

  • @Incontheavable
    @Incontheavable 3 роки тому +328

    “This is Spirit Airline Flight 10. What are we gonna lose, like 2 taxpayers?”
    😭

    • @kinss1
      @kinss1 3 місяці тому

      People on private jets are the ones NOT PAYING TAXES !!!!

  • @Robert08010
    @Robert08010 Рік тому +8

    The plane said "I just flew in from LA and boy my wings are tired!"

  • @michaelbird6084
    @michaelbird6084 Рік тому +107

    This entire set was fantastic! Making jokes about a local issue like the Provo traffic lights (totally accurate, by the way) was brilliant.
    The best single proof of the great set is that he spent 5 minutes talking about tequila, to a group of people who (mostly) don't drink, and had them cackling the whole time!
    And I really love it when comedians refer back to their own jokes from earlier in the show. It makes the jokes even funnier, and makes the audience feel like they are "in on the joke". It's like when a group of best friends all know the same joke and laugh as soon as someone even looks like they are going to refer to the joke.

    • @magicalomaha2804
      @magicalomaha2804 Рік тому +11

      Yes! Me too! It is so clever when they bring the joke full circle like that!!!

  • @D35TR00
    @D35TR00 3 роки тому +597

    As a black 40yr old republican living in NYC I love this.

    • @SaintBlue6
      @SaintBlue6 3 роки тому +31

      99% sure I'm the only republican in Brooklyn

    • @MimiKeel
      @MimiKeel 3 роки тому +4

      Of course you do.

    • @pmp2559
      @pmp2559 3 роки тому +2

      Destroooo!!!

    • @liaslife1651
      @liaslife1651 3 роки тому +35

      @@SaintBlue6 There are actually “underground” republicans in schools, including mine. Students don’t want to deal with the stuff that comes with being openly republican, so they pretend they aren’t.

    • @SaintBlue6
      @SaintBlue6 3 роки тому +5

      @@liaslife1651 Now I just need to find where they're hiding

  • @UncleNath
    @UncleNath 3 роки тому +574

    Brilliant. "Snatch up your kids & force em to get a job."

    • @Mr.WonderJames
      @Mr.WonderJames 3 роки тому +14

      Seriously, Us Teens Need Jobs

    • @kilburn1313
      @kilburn1313 3 роки тому +6

      @@Mr.WonderJames ...It beats may be stealing other peoples possessions ...

    • @donadeavera9608
      @donadeavera9608 3 роки тому +2

      Bwahahaha

    • @annasthoughtsandmusicalpar2239
      @annasthoughtsandmusicalpar2239 3 роки тому +1

      Love it! haha

    • @truckerg4010
      @truckerg4010 3 роки тому +2

      Mr. Wonder go apply leave the basement and social media behind, it’s a big world of opportunity you’ll need effort to earn it

  • @brianlane9534
    @brianlane9534 2 роки тому +14

    I lost it when he said, "You were very respectful to the young ladies."

  • @careyashley8309
    @careyashley8309 Рік тому +39

    If I ever run into Brandon at an airport, I'm gonna have him open my chips.

    • @HIStruthchaser
      @HIStruthchaser Рік тому +2

      OK...this comment matches the dry wit of Brandon...made me LOL.

    • @charmnGUY
      @charmnGUY 2 місяці тому +2

      That's a super hero, I'll give a challenge... a pretzel bag 😅

  • @benjaminnicholas5759
    @benjaminnicholas5759 3 роки тому +290

    The spirit airlines joke cracked me up! "What are we gonna lose, like 2 taxpayers?" LOL

    • @TheProdigalMeowMeowMeowReturns
      @TheProdigalMeowMeowMeowReturns 3 роки тому

      Hi Benny

    • @malorie8557
      @malorie8557 3 роки тому

      That killed me lol!

    • @riproar11
      @riproar11 3 роки тому +4

      Spirit is the worst airline. Never fly with them. I had no choice because they were the only airline that flew to an airport I needed to get to with no connections.

    • @riproar11
      @riproar11 3 роки тому +6

      LOL! You have to have flown on Spirit airlines to truly understand the joke.

    • @carolyntalbot947
      @carolyntalbot947 3 роки тому +3

      @@riproar11 It's a pretty obvious dogwhistle, detective.

  • @trich4life
    @trich4life 3 роки тому +2053

    I think I love drybar comedy more than comedy central's channel.

    • @amandakelley1665
      @amandakelley1665 3 роки тому +110

      I definitely do. I can’t handle the language of many comedians so if I can find someone funny and clean I’m all in!

    • @trich4life
      @trich4life 3 роки тому +94

      @@amandakelley1665 you have to have sheer talent to be funny without cussing. Anybody can be funny with bad language.

    • @martamagdalena4460
      @martamagdalena4460 3 роки тому +22

      No doubt about it!

    • @nicolestanford4955
      @nicolestanford4955 3 роки тому +21

      100%

    • @gon3g1rl
      @gon3g1rl 3 роки тому +21

      agree, i def watch this channel more

  • @RosalKel
    @RosalKel 11 місяців тому +28

    This is one of the best acts I’ve seen. So hilarious 😂
    Watched it time and time again. The republican bit and bald eagle airplane bit is just so funny and perfect delivery😂

  • @ashleynicole9423
    @ashleynicole9423 Місяць тому +33

    What did we do to deserve such a funny yet clean comedian like him!?

  • @conanseibel4464
    @conanseibel4464 3 роки тому +881

    When drinking tequila, always wear a puffy coat. It makes a great pillow in jail.

    • @tommibaker8836
      @tommibaker8836 3 роки тому +15

      😂😂👏

    • @meganluck4352
      @meganluck4352 3 роки тому +14

      LOL cause if you drink that stuff, you are most likely going to do something that will land you in jail.

    • @cidb5365
      @cidb5365 3 роки тому +4

      Oh no...lol

    • @alexandergaus493
      @alexandergaus493 3 роки тому +22

      @@meganluck4352 That was the general idea, I guess ;)

    • @kennymonty8206
      @kennymonty8206 3 роки тому +15

      Dude! You should do an open mic at a comedy place, and open with this joke!
      Trust me! It's funny

  • @language5.035
    @language5.035 Рік тому +32

    This man just KILLED it! 🤣 One of the best bits I've ever seen.

  • @user-ex6xn3ty4u
    @user-ex6xn3ty4u 8 місяців тому +16

    I am also a Republican...I am Really Glad that I Watched...actually on my 2nd time watching him. He is absolutely delightful!!

  • @VioletJoy
    @VioletJoy 3 роки тому +648

    He's hilarious!! 🤣
    Thanks for the break from the insanity happening in the country right now.

    • @steveabernathy7835
      @steveabernathy7835 3 роки тому +21

      You are so right! We need to have a laugh . And forget about all of the problems that our nation is facing for just a little while. He is a awesome comedian.🤣😂!!

    • @JT-on2xk
      @JT-on2xk 3 роки тому +5

      Big fan pf japanese bts music eh?

    • @IAMPOPP
      @IAMPOPP 3 роки тому +11

      Everyone needs a good laughter every once in a while and a really good personal hobby.

    • @VioletJoy
      @VioletJoy 3 роки тому +3

      @@IAMPOPP 🙌

    • @teresaf991
      @teresaf991 3 роки тому +4

      "6 months ago" and things are only worse. You probably just found out they all admitted Trump is guilty but they voted not guilty.

  • @MUST-TRT
    @MUST-TRT 3 роки тому +1612

    Amazing talent - walk the line in between parties, everyone laughing and no swearing! And in 2020....How? Come on...this dude deserves a medal.
    What a treasure!

    • @Deroliebe
      @Deroliebe 2 роки тому +38

      You realise that’s the whole premise of DryBar right? None of their comics can swear…

    • @ASMRyouVEGANyet
      @ASMRyouVEGANyet 2 роки тому +18

      @@Deroliebe obviously they didn't realize it. Obviously.

    • @Keviekev115
      @Keviekev115 2 роки тому +17

      Hilarious but didn’t offend anyone

    • @chef2542
      @chef2542 2 роки тому +26

      Walk the line between parties?, are we watching the same thing?

    • @Djkommode
      @Djkommode 2 роки тому +3

      @@chef2542 :)))) the irony

  • @maggiehopkins8945
    @maggiehopkins8945 2 роки тому +35

    Love Brandon's sense of dry humor, timing was excellent. Looking for more from this comic.

  • @christophercatiller2422
    @christophercatiller2422 Рік тому +22

    First time I’ve ever heard this guy and if I came away with anything, it’s the fact I’ll never open a bag of chips the same way ever again. 😆

  • @kellyfremlin4051
    @kellyfremlin4051 3 роки тому +327

    As a Republican I was a little concerned about the title but it was very funny😂

    • @gyrocorpse3171
      @gyrocorpse3171 3 роки тому +17

      Same

    • @derickvinyard4075
      @derickvinyard4075 3 роки тому +18

      That was the bait.

    • @derickvinyard4075
      @derickvinyard4075 3 роки тому +43

      Half the people clicked on the link expecting someone they would agree with, half expecting the opposite. Hopefully both halves were entertained...I was.

    • @daniellealt4535
      @daniellealt4535 3 роки тому +28

      Crazy! I read the title and told my boyfriend, "Well there goes Dry Bar Comedy... guess I can't watch that anymore." He told me not to get ahead of myself, so here I am.

    • @kylaj3602
      @kylaj3602 3 роки тому +6

      Saaaammmeee 😂😂😂😂

  • @SilhouetteSE
    @SilhouetteSE 3 роки тому +318

    I love how he has that really troubled and sad look in his eyes throughout the routine. Never smiles, never breaks character. That's what I call great acting! ✨

    • @galiandmagic
      @galiandmagic 2 роки тому +18

      True but he's not acting. He's naturally like that, that's his real character. We're friends. Funniest guy ever.

    • @eartherinfire
      @eartherinfire 2 роки тому +5

      @@galiandmagic I adore him. I hope he comes to Portland.

    • @joyhard1373
      @joyhard1373 2 роки тому +2

      He reminds me of the most pot head dude I'm tidye from half baked

    • @loverofthewordofgod4156
      @loverofthewordofgod4156 Рік тому +2

      Yeah, not priming the audience with laughing at his own joke before the point has even been made.
      This was pure belly laughter for me.

    • @sunnydaze2359
      @sunnydaze2359 Рік тому +1

      @@galiandmagic I like him, but I think he takes too long after each joke. I guess it’s cause I get bored very quickly. Had to turn him off after a while didn’t have the patience for him.. sorry.

  • @richardmundt7854
    @richardmundt7854 2 роки тому +5

    "Snatch up your kids and force them to get a job."
    LOL

  • @2008MrsKim
    @2008MrsKim 8 місяців тому +12

    I have to agree with the comments in here, Brandon is so refreshing and I couldn’t stop laughing. Best of Dry Bar by Far!!!

  • @ihateurmom
    @ihateurmom 3 роки тому +1116

    This was in Provo, Utah in case some of you were confused as to why the audience was laughing at Republican jokes that were actually funny.

    • @TheFrenchPug
      @TheFrenchPug 3 роки тому +66

      Explains the 40 minute Red Lights :)

    • @jamesmcinnis208
      @jamesmcinnis208 3 роки тому +17

      "actually"

    • @master0poker84
      @master0poker84 3 роки тому +17

      Steve Polverini that part was talking about California, not Utah

    • @TheFrenchPug
      @TheFrenchPug 3 роки тому +15

      @@master0poker84 Oh yeah. I live in California and experience those often.

    • @LeslieDugger
      @LeslieDugger 3 роки тому +6

      Pretty good social engineering experiment, at least...

  • @zzzepeda4128
    @zzzepeda4128 3 роки тому +272

    "So why don't you go back downstairs before I end up on the news again"
    I love this guy, he's freaking hilarious

    • @kingqwcole
      @kingqwcole 3 роки тому +4

      that was a good one.

    • @a2ndopynyn
      @a2ndopynyn 3 роки тому +1

      @@kingqwcole A legit LOL from me.

    • @Storytime2023x
      @Storytime2023x 3 роки тому +1

      In American English, anything that is even mildly funny is “hilarious”. He’s a good comedian. Funny? Yes. Hilarious? Not so much. Learn other adjectives. We have a rich language.

    • @eauneau
      @eauneau 3 роки тому +2

      @@Storytime2023x Pardon me, but did you not see “freaking”?

    • @Storytime2023x
      @Storytime2023x 3 роки тому

      @@eauneau , unfortunately

  • @Insomniaallnight
    @Insomniaallnight 2 роки тому +19

    Watched him before and I'm watching again and once again... this guy kills it. Would definitely see this guy in person

  • @johnshuster9475
    @johnshuster9475 Рік тому +12

    Chips and tequila, original material, and his delivery carries us with him! I've listened to him over and over. He's one cool guy!

    • @ltcajh
      @ltcajh 8 місяців тому

      I’ve got the cheap poncho anyway!

  • @crosswarrior7
    @crosswarrior7 3 роки тому +371

    "Corn Juice and Hope"
    That really needs to be on a t-shirt.

    • @DrJohnnyJ
      @DrJohnnyJ 3 роки тому +5

      What is corn juice?

    • @iwannapoop
      @iwannapoop 3 роки тому +9

      @@DrJohnnyJ booze!!

    • @brandyf4088
      @brandyf4088 3 роки тому

      I like it!!

    • @eauneau
      @eauneau 3 роки тому +7

      This explains the conception of my last kid.

    • @shydreamguyman4098
      @shydreamguyman4098 3 роки тому +4

      Where i come from Corn Juice is Moonshine .

  • @caity9244
    @caity9244 3 роки тому +131

    "Snatch up your kids and force em to get a job." 😂😂🤣🤣🤣 Love him

  • @blablablatube
    @blablablatube 2 роки тому +2

    After watching this many times my wife and I use his punch lines all the time. "You need to fix this" I blow on it and smack it. LOL!

  • @rockreader4298
    @rockreader4298 2 роки тому +19

    I'm sitting here by myself, watching Brandon Vestal and having my own little, much-needed laugh fest. A Huge heart-felt Thank You, Dry Bar Comedy. :D

  • @deborahadcock978
    @deborahadcock978 3 роки тому +258

    He is hilarious!!!How does he keep a straight face🤣and not laugh at his own jokes?!?!😂🤣😂🤣

    • @Heavenzvoice
      @Heavenzvoice 3 роки тому +10

      Deborah Adcock Indeed... that’s what makes him even funnier. Like some comedians it helps when they laugh with their jokes but his straight face is comedy gold!

    • @janisfelsted1172
      @janisfelsted1172 3 роки тому +4

      The guy in the audience whooping about legal marijuana almost got him..😂😂

    • @a2ndopynyn
      @a2ndopynyn 3 роки тому +1

      Yeah, he's got a bit of that Steven Wright, dry delivery thing going. Great stuff!

  • @neghiethervil5606
    @neghiethervil5606 3 роки тому +836

    Only Drybar comedians ever get me to laugh out loud.

    • @Adam-gx3je
      @Adam-gx3je 2 роки тому +13

      I just found this channel a week ago and I’ve laughed out loud daily ever since.

    • @justincase1919
      @justincase1919 2 роки тому +3

      That's funny in itself.

    • @RantTherapist
      @RantTherapist 2 роки тому +6

      Best clean comedy.

    • @Haru-nee
      @Haru-nee 2 роки тому +1

      Ryan long. Nimesh patel.

    • @ronbishop9278
      @ronbishop9278 2 роки тому

      You are pretty

  • @bradg5823
    @bradg5823 2 роки тому +48

    I've watched a lot of dry-bar and stand up in general. This guy is one of the best!

  • @encyclopediarealestate4797
    @encyclopediarealestate4797 2 роки тому +2

    Most underrated joke “It’s a Spirit flight ✈️ what are we we gonna lose like two tax payers?” 😅😅🤣

  • @TheIsaeldelgadojaime
    @TheIsaeldelgadojaime 3 роки тому +105

    So I threw my credit cards and said "don't you talk to me..." LMAO

  • @pumpkinheadghoul
    @pumpkinheadghoul 3 роки тому +215

    "This is Spirit Airline Flight 10, what are we gonna lose, like two tax payers? Let's try some stuff." HILARIOUS!

  • @Suz562
    @Suz562 Рік тому +41

    This guy is hilarious 😂 so true. Us CA Republicans are in hiding

    • @michellekeith5602
      @michellekeith5602 9 місяців тому +4

      I'm right here!!! Lol

    • @babieangels
      @babieangels 9 місяців тому +2

      Same for us in NY! 😂😂😂

    • @MacGiollaCostigan
      @MacGiollaCostigan 8 місяців тому

      They're like the jews in Germany hiding from Californian Antifa Nazis 😂

    • @ebriggs3498
      @ebriggs3498 Місяць тому

      Time for you 3 to be loud and proud and save your states! 😅

  • @joyfulnoise2477
    @joyfulnoise2477 2 роки тому +35

    Now THIS guy is funny!! Doesn't have to drop one F-bomb, and never gets vulgar, and he keeps the laughs coming. Good clean humor is the best! 👍👍👍

    • @TheBlackAxe1
      @TheBlackAxe1 Рік тому +3

      F-bombs and vulgarity are not aloud at Dry Bar. 90+% of the comedians on Dry Bar are better than most non Dry Bar comedians.

  • @djbrown4483
    @djbrown4483 3 роки тому +55

    "Flight #9 was a disaster..You need wheels, ya do, ya really do. Not for the flying part, but to land...."

    • @jennifertwede7142
      @jennifertwede7142 Місяць тому +1

      As someone who loves my flight simulator, his airplane jokes are GOLD. And yes, I did try and land without the wheels😂

  • @teresaf991
    @teresaf991 3 роки тому +454

    I watch a lot of these. And this guy is hilarious and completely original. I m alone in my house repeatedly laughing out loud. Freakying out the cats.

    • @ajmcbride2569
      @ajmcbride2569 2 роки тому +5

      Lmao. Freakying! Sounds kinky

    • @moniquelatalladi4955
      @moniquelatalladi4955 2 роки тому +9

      I found myself clapping. Loudly. In my house. Alone.

    • @kysweetheart1964
      @kysweetheart1964 2 роки тому +2

      Same here

    • @porterdallenbach1639
      @porterdallenbach1639 2 роки тому +3

      We've got a cat ladyyyyy

    • @eastsideterri22
      @eastsideterri22 2 роки тому +3

      My cat jumps straight up when I let out a big one so I know what you mean. Dog just looks like what in the hell is wrong with you woman

  • @fitrn1471
    @fitrn1471 4 місяці тому +10

    Brandon is awesome!! The best kind of clean comedy! I especially enjoy the extra safety features!😅

  • @michellekeith5602
    @michellekeith5602 7 місяців тому +6

    I have watched this too many times to count and its still as funny as the first time 🤣🤣🤣

  • @dumaskhan
    @dumaskhan 3 роки тому +471

    I like black people.....you know any black people? No! hahahaha

    • @koilamaoh4238
      @koilamaoh4238 3 роки тому +10

      Their bible sees black people as "cursed".. So..That might be the reason. edit : they already ban my other comments me citing their morm bibl in a jokey way, goodluck guys with your racist religions :) I wasnt even saything, I was only citing religious nonsense.

    • @alyxskyler
      @alyxskyler 3 роки тому +35

      koila maoh where? And whose bible? The bible Christians use (king James, etc) or are you trying to say something regarding Republicans specifically?

    • @TheDragonageorigins
      @TheDragonageorigins 3 роки тому +54

      @@koilamaoh4238 "I hate republicans...do i know any? Of course not!"
      that's you

    • @lasiterkilworthy
      @lasiterkilworthy 3 роки тому +48

      @@koilamaoh4238 you do understand thats not in the bible right? it's propaganda that was spread by the KKK and pro slavery dems back in the day saying thats what the curse of Canin the son of Ham was because it said that Canain would have to server his brothers...that was their "biblical excuse" for slavery...not in the book just some bs justification made by racists...In fact the arguments made against slavery by the Republican Party and abolitionists at the time was also Biblical.

    • @Caz1242
      @Caz1242 3 роки тому +12

      @@koilamaoh4238 that's Mormons though, not republicans, right? Did I miss something?

  • @Jaster_Mereel
    @Jaster_Mereel 3 роки тому +96

    Hilarious!!! "Let's see how far we can go on corn juice and hope!"

  • @yuppers1
    @yuppers1 9 місяців тому +4

    Was a Republican until 2016 (independent now). I went to an election watch party in San Francisco in 2012- it was like we were hiding. We met at night in a private room at a dark steak house whose front door opened in an alley.

  • @g.prince6265
    @g.prince6265 Рік тому +19

    This guy is one of the funniest I've seen in a while, he's killing it!!👍👍

  • @1TLA7
    @1TLA7 3 роки тому +134

    I'm in Southern California and he's talking facts

    • @kimbyrd2298
      @kimbyrd2298 3 роки тому +2

      He's talking racist death wishes.

    • @LarryDean1
      @LarryDean1 3 роки тому +5

      I live in So Cal and yes he sure is sneaking the truth!

    • @chucksolutions4579
      @chucksolutions4579 3 роки тому +1

      I live here too, BUT I live in Coronado. We are pretty moderate right here on the island.

    • @audioelitist3677
      @audioelitist3677 3 роки тому +4

      Savannah, escape while you can.

    • @dropndeuces82
      @dropndeuces82 3 роки тому +6

      @@kimbyrd2298 you're more confused than Michelle Obamas gynecologist

  • @hk47meatbag16
    @hk47meatbag16 3 роки тому +330

    This guy is funny, he does dry humor really well. Best line for me was, " everyone was told they should express themselves growing up ... we're about 10 years into social media now ... whadda ya think?" Just perfect. Then goes into telling the founding fathers about Twitter. One after the other man.

    • @clarissaramirez798
      @clarissaramirez798 Рік тому +4

      Exactly 😄

    • @hightechjoe1
      @hightechjoe1 11 місяців тому

      Yeah, he likes to setup fake scenarios then poke fun at them. Plus he definitely knows how to use the elements of suspense to keep the audience engaged.

  • @laurendoe168
    @laurendoe168 10 місяців тому +5

    It's amazing how people will "express themselves" to death on social media just to prove how ignorant they are.

  • @jik5521
    @jik5521 2 роки тому +16

    Dry Bar is awesome. This guy is so very funny and his delivery and facial expressions are hilarious. One of my favorites!!

  • @MrCoxmic
    @MrCoxmic 3 роки тому +204

    He knows his audience.

  • @kathyduby8150
    @kathyduby8150 3 роки тому +160

    His delivery and body language are as funny as the jokes. He knows how funny he is.

  • @samuraikitty18
    @samuraikitty18 Рік тому +16

    I wish I could like Brandon several times! So funny, great delivery, so much truth!!!

  • @arknlght
    @arknlght Рік тому +121

    I am a Republican. This guy is really funny. Need more of this.

  • @TheSourKraut
    @TheSourKraut 3 роки тому +91

    Perfect comedic timing. And that delivery... priceless

  • @danielbrown1724
    @danielbrown1724 3 роки тому +585

    “Don’t worry, I paid extra for the safety features” 🤣🤣🤣
    What a dope set!!

    • @MishasMarbles
      @MishasMarbles 3 роки тому +8

      free wifi for everyone

    • @aazhie
      @aazhie 2 роки тому +1

      You DEFINITELY need the wheels XDDD

    • @rshearn
      @rshearn 2 роки тому +1

      I could sworn i heard another comedian tell that exact same joke not to long ago. Wish I could remember who it was.

    • @scotttucker5306
      @scotttucker5306 2 роки тому +2

      OMG! This is the Abso-FREAKING-lutely BEST commentary on the✈️airlines! 😂😂😂

    • @callefalk4457
      @callefalk4457 2 роки тому

      YALLAH!!!!

  • @zenamatthews9380
    @zenamatthews9380 2 роки тому +6

    I can't get over how good this routine is lol

  • @galiandmagic
    @galiandmagic 2 роки тому +53

    So proud to know and work with Brandon. He's clearly the funniest of all. My favorite comedian and BEST DRY BAR SPECIAL!!!!!!!!

  • @johnbee4557
    @johnbee4557 3 роки тому +357

    The first joke of “ snatch up your kids and force’em to get a job” was goldddddd.. pulled me in immediately..

    • @jessekleinstuber6588
      @jessekleinstuber6588 3 роки тому +11

      Well Republicans do fly confederate flags....

    • @johnbee4557
      @johnbee4557 3 роки тому +41

      Jesse Kleinstuber nice way to show your ignorance... stop putting people into groups, categories and stereotypes 🤦🏽‍♂️ because i’m a republican and don’t fly the confederate flag..

    • @angryraccoon3158
      @angryraccoon3158 3 роки тому +39

      @@johnbee4557 😂🤣😂🤣 Asian-Hispanic Conservative here. Don't fly Confederate flag. Lol. Someone watches mainstream news too much

    • @johnbee4557
      @johnbee4557 3 роки тому +14

      Angry Raccoon agreed

    • @nathanmaxson4751
      @nathanmaxson4751 2 роки тому +30

      @@jessekleinstuber6588 I'm republican and the only flag I wave is the one with 50 stars... And the Texas flag too

  • @Mrmaniqs
    @Mrmaniqs 3 роки тому +72

    This is an amazing set of jokes.....clean intelligent, entertaining. Deserves a special.

  • @chunkchips4554
    @chunkchips4554 2 роки тому +11

    Hahaha I'm right leaning and live in California and I've lost many friends.. but I'm not censoring myself.
    This made me laugh so much!

  • @lindaferguson7265
    @lindaferguson7265 Місяць тому

    Well, I need to search your car for snacks. I don't have no snacks. 😂😂😂

  • @videojeroki
    @videojeroki 3 роки тому +615

    That's how good jokes are made and delivered: talent.

    • @sirdouglas.2870
      @sirdouglas.2870 3 роки тому +6

      Nononono! Talent is good but hard work is what makes people great!

    • @callefalk4457
      @callefalk4457 2 роки тому +1

      YALLAH!!!!

    • @rohieram724
      @rohieram724 2 роки тому

      @@callefalk4457 there are 3 republicans and 1 democrat here. Well 2 democrats, if you include me.
      How are you, YALLAH?

  • @eugenbanuta8710
    @eugenbanuta8710 3 роки тому +294

    i actually watched this 3 times in a row and still laughed every time. this dude is just brilliant!

  • @danielgedutis7751
    @danielgedutis7751 2 місяці тому +1

    I’m watching this in March 2024; if only he could see in the future and know what Presidential Campaign we’re about to have here. Can’t wait for THOSE debates! 😂😂😂.

  • @rivers3603
    @rivers3603 Рік тому +68

    "I love paying for other people's contraceptives." Best line in the show!

    • @JD-fx1np
      @JD-fx1np Рік тому

      Not true of course but funny. People's health insurance pays for that stuff.
      Plus CA has tons of Republicans and conservatives.

    • @rivers3603
      @rivers3603 Рік тому +2

      @@JD-fx1np HI J D. We have to take the good humor whenever we can get it these days...before the lefties bans 'humor' altogether. Ha ha ha. Take care. God bless!

    • @vivekgovekar6342
      @vivekgovekar6342 Рік тому +1

      Vestal virgin is defined by the dictionary as an ancient Roman term describing women that were avowed to chastity who kept the sacred flame alive at the altar of the goddess Vesta. Now it means comedian who jokes about Republicans.

    • @victornoyan2578
      @victornoyan2578 Рік тому +1

      They are called the Elephant Government,The devils

    • @rivers3603
      @rivers3603 Рік тому +2

      @@victornoyan2578 Hi Vic. They are called the Donkey government. The devils. Take care. God bless.

  • @marcusobrian4617
    @marcusobrian4617 3 роки тому +230

    Seriously one of the best comedians l have heard in a long time. Great delivery.

  • @animagreed
    @animagreed 3 роки тому +215

    I just looked up and Provo is considered the reddest city in Utah at 78%.

    • @ThundarBarBar
      @ThundarBarBar 3 роки тому +67

      The remaining 22 percent are Mitt Romney voters.

    • @lightfountain
      @lightfountain 3 роки тому +5

      Hshaha That's awesome

    • @ArmoredLion217
      @ArmoredLion217 3 роки тому +12

      Thundarr The Barbarian HAHAHAHAHA GOLD

    • @ThundarBarBar
      @ThundarBarBar 3 роки тому +7

      @@ArmoredLion217 You have to take em where you can get em.

    • @tommibaker8836
      @tommibaker8836 3 роки тому +5

      It’s Utah lol!

  • @evelynrodriguez5036
    @evelynrodriguez5036 7 місяців тому +2

    Omg! I laugh so hard I think I woke up the neighbors! This guy is hilarious! I haven’t laughed so much in awhile… Great stuff! 😂😂😂😂lol

  • @daviddempsay4930
    @daviddempsay4930 Рік тому +8

    Funny guy and the way he sways back and forth throughout his set is almost hypnotic.

  • @trae4529
    @trae4529 3 роки тому +538

    What a refreshing break-- to be able to laugh at politics for a change. This guy is hilarious!

    • @trae4529
      @trae4529 3 роки тому +3

      Nicholas Ovel well said!

    • @megauser8512
      @megauser8512 3 роки тому

      Yep!

    • @nicholasemerson9852
      @nicholasemerson9852 3 роки тому +11

      @bbtootall Republicans can meme and make jokes. The left just gets offended. The left is pathetic

    • @nicholasemerson9852
      @nicholasemerson9852 3 роки тому +7

      @bbtootall you prove my point. You're pathetic.

    • @Split_Beard
      @Split_Beard 3 роки тому +7

      @bbtootall i like how you believe that anyone on the left is takien seriously. Both sides have clowns in them so both of you shut the hell up.

  • @maryhill4079
    @maryhill4079 3 роки тому +87

    Truthfully I’ve watched this every morning for a month. I get my feel good moment since the lock down we all need to watch this and feel good for a while !!!! He is a real natural !! He needs someone to sponsor him on live tv

  • @mstina7346
    @mstina7346 8 місяців тому +4

    Everytime I watch this I laugh out loud! And I’ve probably seen it 10 times.
    Thank you!!

  • @memom1066
    @memom1066 2 роки тому +35

    As a dark hispanic immigrant republican. I agree this comedian hit the nail on the head. Funny and factual is rare this days.

    • @highroller-jq3ix
      @highroller-jq3ix Рік тому +2

      +Memo M What does your self-indulgent profile have to do with the comedy, doofus?

    • @Nellsbells79
      @Nellsbells79 Рік тому +3

      Lol as a Jewish republican I agree ❤

    • @highroller-jq3ix
      @highroller-jq3ix Рік тому

      @@Nellsbells79 You agree that you desperately need someone equally perverse and devastated by cognitive dissonance to help you justify your self-destructive ideology?

    • @WashingtonDC99
      @WashingtonDC99 6 місяців тому

      I am also an immigrant Republic. I did laugh so hard with his Republican joke 😂❤

  • @mawilkinson1957
    @mawilkinson1957 3 роки тому +228

    I've never seen or heard of this guy before, but he is effin hilarious.

  • @katiemitchell693
    @katiemitchell693 2 роки тому +152

    As a Republican in California I can attest to being a mythical creature!!😂😂👏👏👏

    • @MeredithElizabeth
      @MeredithElizabeth 2 роки тому +8

      I'm an independent but I identify as trans republican 🤣 trans vaccinated too! 🤣🤣

    • @MrTruthAddict
      @MrTruthAddict 2 роки тому +5

      Go to college, you won't be a republican anymore

    • @WaterPickle
      @WaterPickle 2 роки тому +1

      Yes me to

    • @WaterPickle
      @WaterPickle 2 роки тому

      @@MrTruthAddict 👍 ✔ 👍 ✔ 👍 ✔ 👍 ✔ 👍 ✔ 👍 ✔ 👍 ✔ 👍 ✔ 👍 true

    • @Djkommode
      @Djkommode 2 роки тому +1

      @@MrTruthAddict says no doctor… stoopid

  • @moriahsavage5275
    @moriahsavage5275 2 роки тому

    Dry Bar. "DELIVERS!" my sides hurt from laughing. Well done, you!
    Hilarious 😂🤣👀

  • @michellekeith5602
    @michellekeith5602 9 місяців тому +3

    So I am a California Republican and if this isn't the funniest thing I've ever seen then paint me a rainbow and call me a unicorn 😂😂😂💫😂🦄🦄

  • @parker10551
    @parker10551 3 роки тому +242

    "Of course i love black people!"
    "Do you know any black people?"
    "Uhno!"
    Lmaooo

    • @ChipmunkRapidsMadMan1869
      @ChipmunkRapidsMadMan1869 2 роки тому +23

      Or you could just disregard skin colour and judge people by the content of their character.

    • @rsanchez6832
      @rsanchez6832 2 роки тому +16

      @@ChipmunkRapidsMadMan1869 or you can just figure out it was a joke the comedian said and parker was just quoting. Idiot.

    • @jeromestrain
      @jeromestrain 2 роки тому +3

      The funny thing is is I used to know a lot of black people growing up in San Francisco. I was the only white boy in my neighborhood. Unfortunately, the smart ones worth knowing left when people who cared more about their problems moved in. same thing with the Samoans but that's just cuz they could sell their house in the ghetto to some idiot for 10 times more than they paid for it a decade ago.

    • @ChipmunkRapidsMadMan1869
      @ChipmunkRapidsMadMan1869 2 роки тому

      @@rsanchez6832 Thanks for telling me it was a joke. I wasn’t sure because it wasn’t funny.
      It reminds me of Michelle Wolf. I think more people just watch her because of her disability and they can’t put a finger on what happened to her.

    • @rsanchez6832
      @rsanchez6832 2 роки тому +3

      @@ChipmunkRapidsMadMan1869 so because you didnt find it funny you are gonna jab at a guy that is quoting what the comedian said because he found it funny? Its a joke, only because you found it distasteful doesnt make it any less of a joke.

  • @Achilles1111
    @Achilles1111 3 роки тому +106

    "Corn juice and hope"

  • @cooper0009
    @cooper0009 6 днів тому

    that ending was amazing

  • @swikaharra
    @swikaharra 2 роки тому +4

    The safety related to an over 25 kg bag is mainly due to the guys who will be in charge at some point moving your over 25 kg bags, those bags need a check mark on them to inform they are heavy so the staff can locate and deal with them without braking their backs

  • @CopperRivets
    @CopperRivets 3 роки тому +235

    This man's observational comedy is brilliant. He meets and under represented but common sentiment. Good job, man!

    • @IamwhoIam333
      @IamwhoIam333 3 роки тому +4

      I couldn't have said it better. 😘

    • @suzannehoulden3632
      @suzannehoulden3632 3 роки тому +6

      I'm conservative in CA and was howling over his act! So true... too true, LOL!!

    • @jay90374
      @jay90374 3 роки тому +2

      @John Doe Oh look, another low IQ, ignorant of history, product of public schooling! Do you live in your mom's basement too?

    • @yuiopoli9601
      @yuiopoli9601 3 роки тому

      @John Doe Why doesn't UA-cam allow us to dislike comments?

    • @TENNSUMITSUMA
      @TENNSUMITSUMA 3 роки тому

      @@jay90374 ignorant of history?! So there wasn't any racism in american history?!