The Beast Unleashed Monster Energy Seltzer Review!

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  • Опубліковано 11 жов 2023
  • A seltzer from Monster Energy that doesn't have any caffeine. Okay...
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 128

  • @emmyali920
    @emmyali920 9 місяців тому +115

    Oh no.... he's totally UNHINGED. We've ruined him with the Malort. Shame on us!!!

    • @KevinZ.000
      @KevinZ.000 9 місяців тому +7

      NOT!!!👈

    • @MAGS-ik5uj
      @MAGS-ik5uj 8 місяців тому +1

      @@KevinZ.000 this was good lol

  • @innocentoctave
    @innocentoctave 8 місяців тому +127

    This is a gateway drink into the world of alcohol for all those kids whose palates have been permanently skewed by energy drinks.

    • @Acidlib
      @Acidlib 8 місяців тому +2

      I’d say I wish I would’ve had this growing up, but I’m pretty sure that acquiring a taste for so many awful chemically bitter-sickly sweet energy drinks in my early teens gave me all the priming I needed to acquire a taste for alcohol in my mid-late teens

    • @Bombskwad92
      @Bombskwad92 8 місяців тому +1

      ​@@Acidlibyou probably did try it lmao it was called 4Loko. It was just an energy drink with alcohol. But the government said nah can't do that anymore.

    • @Duskoi
      @Duskoi 8 місяців тому +3

      ​@@Bombskwad92hence why these have no caffeine. I tried one of these out of curiosity and it basically tastes like a diet monster. I tried it once and I will never do it again cuz it was pretty gross. I recommend the Super Smoofie by The Brewing Projekt. 9% and it has a smooth pineapple taste (it's soooooo goooooood.... then u have 3 and forgot u were drinking alcohol)

    • @Alltimefox
      @Alltimefox 7 місяців тому +1

      @@Bombskwad92we still have that in California lol that drink will mess you up if you drink 2 cans in a day

    • @Bigheadedwon
      @Bigheadedwon 7 місяців тому +1

      ​@@Bombskwad92 The OG 4Loko's tasted nothing like an energy drink, the caffeine was the only similarity. That shit had a strong alcohol taste and a pretty deep liquor burn for something sub 13% abv. If 4Loko was a gateway to anything it would have been MD20/20 lol. Now that I think about it 4Loko's basically a carbonated version of MD.

  • @gjcij2203
    @gjcij2203 8 місяців тому +19

    As someone who was blasting Papa Roach with 2 15" subwoofers in the back of a Mustang in the early 00's....I take this personally!

  • @toam115
    @toam115 9 місяців тому +39

    I wouldn’t call Monster Beast a seltzer… it’s more of a soda. Tastes just like their energy drinks.

    • @Edg3Stax
      @Edg3Stax 9 місяців тому +12

      Agreed. Dangerously easy to drink.

    • @maartenherrmann
      @maartenherrmann 8 місяців тому +1

      So basically like Strong Zero or Kodawari in Japan? Sounds tasty

    • @s.teamspark3858
      @s.teamspark3858 8 місяців тому +5

      yea if you like monster youll like this. it is absolutely not a hard seltzer and doesnt even say that on the can anywhere.

    • @dakotareid1566
      @dakotareid1566 8 місяців тому +2

      @@s.teamspark3858it’s called hard seltzer because of the alcohol, like mikes hard lemonade

    • @s.teamspark3858
      @s.teamspark3858 8 місяців тому +4

      @@dakotareid1566 i know why its called "hard", im not a fucking idiot. but it isn't a seltzer. It's basically alcoholic soda, like the alcoholic orange soda and shit that was popular a few years back. It tastes and feels almost exactly like monster energy but with alcohol. seltzers are mostly water and much lighter in flavor.

  • @donnymcgahan1158
    @donnymcgahan1158 9 місяців тому +17

    I'm having myself a natural ice and watching this because life isn't so easy right now

    • @thepatriarchy819
      @thepatriarchy819 8 місяців тому +4

      Yeah natty ices, you're down bad donny.

    • @exiledg
      @exiledg 4 місяці тому

      At least go for the natty daddy or steel reserve, or the $5 pint of bacardi if you're really down bad

  • @Spamsmoothie1701
    @Spamsmoothie1701 9 місяців тому +14

    I love these things. Then again, I'm a huge fan of Monster Energy drinks. These taste pretty much the same as Monsters.

  • @Jukaze
    @Jukaze 9 місяців тому +63

    this literally was a random recommend for me and I thank god it was, I love this review of such a trash drink. Time to browse the catalog.

    • @LOWBORN-the-LOATHSOME
      @LOWBORN-the-LOATHSOME 9 місяців тому +5

      Welcome and enjoy your stay, you're here forever. Remember your #prayersforDean.

    • @jordanhawk9949
      @jordanhawk9949 9 місяців тому +3

      You're in for a treat...be sure to check out the Everclear review

    • @thepatriarchy819
      @thepatriarchy819 8 місяців тому

      These are not that bad.

  • @skeetsmcgrew3282
    @skeetsmcgrew3282 9 місяців тому +13

    I heard an emo cover of 'Last Resort' on the radio the other day and almost wrecked my car laughing

  • @KyleClarington
    @KyleClarington 9 місяців тому +12

    Sir, you do what you do extremely well. I love the videos. Keep up thee great and entertaining work!

  • @diddit_dunnit
    @diddit_dunnit 9 місяців тому +7

    PV3’s indomitable human spirit against the cruel indifference of the brewing universe comes in clutch again 💪💪

  • @davidp2888
    @davidp2888 9 місяців тому +5

    You Sir, are a god.

  • @videogamedrunky4381
    @videogamedrunky4381 8 місяців тому

    Press! This was an awesome video!!! Thanks for keeping us entertained! You are the man!

  • @KevinZ.000
    @KevinZ.000 9 місяців тому +4

    Oh, that punch line was perfect!!!

  • @smllboy25
    @smllboy25 6 місяців тому +3

    Had all of them recently
    Absolutely delicious

  • @oldmandeath
    @oldmandeath 9 місяців тому +7

    you know what would be a good chaser? A Malort 75, which is a French 75 with the gin swapped for Malort.

  • @burgeryoufoundbehindthegrill
    @burgeryoufoundbehindthegrill 8 місяців тому +10

    Unemployed Wine Guy is the The Office of alcohol review channels

    • @Adamz678
      @Adamz678 Місяць тому

      This guy is a clown... A clown we actually love and like.

  • @DBiggsWoodworking
    @DBiggsWoodworking 8 місяців тому +3

    I prefer my homemade version. Monster Energy (any flavor) with a shot or 2...or 3 of vodka (could be flavored as well).

  • @tswan137
    @tswan137 7 місяців тому +1

    I really like these for some reason. I don't recommend drinking the entire 12 pack alone though. It's JUUUSSTT enough to make you black out.

  • @MrJustyoutubing
    @MrJustyoutubing 7 місяців тому

    This is my favorite alcoholic beverage because its the only one I can drink without ever feeling nauseous. Ive never done it but i could probably black out on these and wake up with a clean shirt.

  • @ThomasInPrint
    @ThomasInPrint 9 місяців тому +3

    If it smells like Monster, tastes like Monster, feels like Monster, must be spiked!

  • @HEXY-on-Steam
    @HEXY-on-Steam 8 місяців тому

    The awkward laugh is so fucking funny also your line delivery is great

  • @delawaresace
    @delawaresace 9 місяців тому +9

    He rated it and ate. So generous. That's a lot more than I would have rated it at. I can truthfully say that this is a product that I will never ever ever consume

    • @christopherg.9954
      @christopherg.9954 9 місяців тому +7

      I think you meant eight my dude. As in the number you’ve been spelling since 3rd grade.

    • @PurePuritan
      @PurePuritan 8 місяців тому

      It tastes great shut up

  • @sshadyh
    @sshadyh 8 місяців тому +1

    i hate 90% of hard seltzers but i love the beast drinks

  • @jamestarrou3685
    @jamestarrou3685 8 місяців тому +1

    this man drips rizz

  • @martinramos1987
    @martinramos1987 8 місяців тому +2

    This guy had me laughing during the entire video as I was drinking my first can of Beast 😂🤣

  • @sal8361
    @sal8361 2 місяці тому

    When I was in high school we would drink 4lokos, Tilt, and Joose. This drink kind of reminds me.

  • @Ramonatho
    @Ramonatho 6 місяців тому +1

    This review ignores one key component: these drinks actually taste like their non alcoholic counterparts, no bitter malt liquor nastiness or anything. The white monster is straight up exactly what it should be. As someone who stopped with energy drinks a long time ago but missed the taste of boomer juice... wow these are so good to me.

  • @wendymills5921
    @wendymills5921 9 місяців тому +3

    Gonna need more singing in the future 😊

  • @PirateCommando
    @PirateCommando 8 місяців тому

    I found you looking up everclear. Definitely subscribing!

  • @bluephreakr
    @bluephreakr 8 місяців тому +1

    Seems like Monster's giving people like-flavoured seltzer mixers. You can still make Four Loko happen, but it'll e decidedly dilute.

  • @cervixnavigator
    @cervixnavigator 8 місяців тому

    Mixing this 4:1 with regular Monster energy for that 4 Loko reanimation

  • @andrewgarcia3136
    @andrewgarcia3136 8 місяців тому

    nice shoutout

  • @jonbeauchamp156
    @jonbeauchamp156 8 місяців тому

    How well does it mix with Malort ❤😂

  • @Bombskwad92
    @Bombskwad92 8 місяців тому

    You have to try and review Stroh

  • @LOWBORN-the-LOATHSOME
    @LOWBORN-the-LOATHSOME 9 місяців тому +2

    2:57 Prescott can hold a tune but not a job lmao

  • @naknoll
    @naknoll 8 місяців тому +2

    He reminds me of Onyx the Fortuitous, but instead he's really into booze instead of nerd culture

  • @Cyph3rX
    @Cyph3rX 6 місяців тому

    😂😂😂my homie going off for like 3 and a half minutes before even trying it and I love it

  • @eyespliced
    @eyespliced 7 місяців тому

    Wooof. I saw this stuff at the store a few weeks ago, and it made me shudder. I already can't stand monster, and adding alcohol seems like the stuff of nightmares.

  • @growingheart8039
    @growingheart8039 8 місяців тому

    Feel the beast, Minotaur! 😂

  • @lydiahilles31
    @lydiahilles31 2 місяці тому +1

    Its not a seltzer. It is in fact a malt beer.

  • @JeanetteRospect
    @JeanetteRospect 8 місяців тому

    I think they made a mtn dew baja blast alcohol now by the way

  • @lauriebannion1432
    @lauriebannion1432 9 місяців тому

    Do a video for pumpkin spice Malort!

  • @1revjay
    @1revjay 9 місяців тому

    Have you considered sponsored tattoos?

  • @negative7715
    @negative7715 7 місяців тому

    🔥

  • @design1of470
    @design1of470 8 місяців тому +2

    THESE DRINKS HAVE ZERO PERCENT CAFFEINE, THIS IS NOT AN OLD-SCHOOL FOUR LOKO

  • @andrewstevens4475
    @andrewstevens4475 2 місяці тому

    I love him

  • @RandallChase1
    @RandallChase1 9 місяців тому +1

    That matches all the Kyle's I know, HA!

  • @tam-tam7098
    @tam-tam7098 8 місяців тому +1

    I like a monster every now and then but the idea of getting drunk off a few is horrible lmao

    • @tswan137
      @tswan137 7 місяців тому

      They go down surprisingly well! You can get an entire 12 pack down without much of an issue. Does put you right at the edge of blacking out, though.

  • @maddogg2k855
    @maddogg2k855 5 днів тому

    If it was a seltzer I wouldn't drink it...its not though, its amazing

  • @donnymcgahan1158
    @donnymcgahan1158 9 місяців тому +1

    I still don't know the first part that he says. Salamee from home? Salami?

    • @bruisedfrog
      @bruisedfrog 9 місяців тому +2

      Sommelier

    • @djaric
      @djaric 8 місяців тому

      Sommelier is a professional wine taster.

  • @dissociativealeks
    @dissociativealeks 8 місяців тому

    Glad to see Max Payne going for something more his speed.

  • @Dontmakemereregister
    @Dontmakemereregister 8 місяців тому

    I'm drinking a 4 loko as im watching this.

  • @KrillinInTheNameOf
    @KrillinInTheNameOf 8 місяців тому +2

    Sounds like this is perfect for underage teens! Thanks Monster!

  • @bernardobrandt-il8lm
    @bernardobrandt-il8lm 7 місяців тому +1

    Tanteo Habanero Tequila

  • @DanaLeeGibson
    @DanaLeeGibson 9 місяців тому +4

    Piss Yellow was my Best Friend's nickname in grade school. We are all nervous for you to taste these drinks. Hay! You stay safe out there. Hail Satan!

  • @MegaAlexis92
    @MegaAlexis92 7 місяців тому +1

    It’s not a seltzer it’s a malt

  • @ronkledonkanusmoncher564
    @ronkledonkanusmoncher564 8 місяців тому

    Scent of Creatine and CTE

  • @paololololol
    @paololololol 9 місяців тому +1

    As a person with subs and a nice stereo I’m mildly offended

  • @topshelfjosh9239
    @topshelfjosh9239 8 місяців тому +4

    I drank 6 of these I’m 140 lbs and puked my brains out. I was on the verge of blacking out. The amount of unlisted ingredients mainly artificial sweeteners is what it was. And the food dye. My puke was crimson.

    • @tallgnome3229
      @tallgnome3229 8 місяців тому +7

      you dont think its because you drank 6 of them and weigh 140 lbs? lmao

    • @tednugent1100
      @tednugent1100 8 місяців тому

      @@tallgnome3229 we got a real bill nye science guy ova hea!

    • @PurePuritan
      @PurePuritan 8 місяців тому

      ​@@tallgnome3229this

    • @FrNSICs
      @FrNSICs 8 місяців тому +2

      6???? are you okay?

  • @LxrdBreezy00
    @LxrdBreezy00 7 днів тому

    I need a shirt of mike dupri wearing his not shirt

  • @BeeRumblin13
    @BeeRumblin13 8 місяців тому +1

    None of those seltzers are seltzers they are just malt beverages .

  • @devinconway5944
    @devinconway5944 9 місяців тому

    Once again asking for Fleischmanns vodka

  • @draven_sword7092
    @draven_sword7092 9 місяців тому

    Absolute golden comedy :'D

  • @edb007th
    @edb007th 9 місяців тому

    Maybe Mike Dupree was an Anthrax fan…. Just sayin….

  • @baconbitsmusic431
    @baconbitsmusic431 5 місяців тому

    you remind me of jim carrey

  • @MrPlainsflyer
    @MrPlainsflyer 9 місяців тому

    Your milage may vary lol

  • @reviah4633
    @reviah4633 2 місяці тому

    battery acid drink

  • @farklestaxbaum4945
    @farklestaxbaum4945 8 місяців тому

    Why does he spit it out? this isn't that bad

  • @grimcarnage4309
    @grimcarnage4309 9 місяців тому

    Monstlort or we riot.

  • @Viridescentlight
    @Viridescentlight 8 місяців тому

    Oh no not the monster hard seltzer 😭

  • @nullvis
    @nullvis 8 місяців тому

    Dude please

  • @rhubarbpie2027
    @rhubarbpie2027 9 місяців тому +1

    THE DRYWALL ISN'T SAFE

  • @rexhollingsworth
    @rexhollingsworth 8 місяців тому

    Cut my life into pieces, mix this with malort...

  • @Savantrovert
    @Savantrovert 9 місяців тому

    The likelihood of getting likes and new subscribers from this video is in no way dependent on PVIII mixing the drink in question with some Malort...
    NOT!

  • @stevejackson9952
    @stevejackson9952 9 місяців тому +2

    You are a Jackass Sir. The " NOT" shirt was for the Band Anthrax not the Wayne's World SNL skit. For your faux pas you will have to "Butt Chug" a full bottle of Malort. Now I see why she left😢.

  • @OkieDokieSmokie
    @OkieDokieSmokie 6 місяців тому

    I drink regularly and heavily, drank one and a half of these and felt more ill than I have in years. Seriously, don’t bother.

  • @Strykenine
    @Strykenine 9 місяців тому +2

    THIRD WHAT
    edit: Your papa roach impression is telling.

  • @pioneerAv
    @pioneerAv 8 місяців тому

    UA-cam is recommending PV3 again, does this mean the pandemic is coming back???

  • @The105ODST
    @The105ODST 9 місяців тому +1

    I guarantee that he got some major cavities after drinking this.

  • @redbullbill8766
    @redbullbill8766 5 місяців тому

    Do skits

  • @Icureditwithmybrain
    @Icureditwithmybrain 2 місяці тому

    I wanted a review not a mediocre comedy routine.

  • @cafenightster4548
    @cafenightster4548 8 місяців тому

    Had this about 3 months ago, its mostly disappointing if you drink energy drinks. Its missing a lot, basically a aweful tasting whiteclaw.

  • @SpecialFishSimon
    @SpecialFishSimon 9 місяців тому +3

    second

  • @cuminbum
    @cuminbum 9 місяців тому +3

    First

  • @twoshirts1842
    @twoshirts1842 8 місяців тому

    I love how pretentious you sound, but it seems like a bit.

  • @martybass7376
    @martybass7376 9 місяців тому +4

    Glad the podcast died

  • @vitovucemilovic-vranjic865
    @vitovucemilovic-vranjic865 8 місяців тому

    Repent to Jesus Christ, He loves us so much that He died for us, He is coming soon❤️

  • @Killertaken
    @Killertaken 5 місяців тому

    Cringiest reviewer ever

    • @exiledg
      @exiledg 4 місяці тому

      Nah he can be pretty funny, the everclear review had me laughing

  • @MrFurious176
    @MrFurious176 8 місяців тому

    Anyone that can spend the money on 4+ $5 energy drinks a day doesn't get to bitch about the economy.

  • @crappymechanix51
    @crappymechanix51 9 місяців тому

    FIRST