I played Rexist Belgium, so you don't have to... It's bad.

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  • @BubblesZest
    @BubblesZest 3 дні тому +440

    Too late babe, I already played em and got the achievement. Two weeks ago ;)

    • @ronyobry898
      @ronyobry898 3 дні тому +10

      I can approve this message

    • @tobbele1010
      @tobbele1010 3 дні тому +1

      My favourite autistic hoi player

    • @RNKel1
      @RNKel1 3 дні тому +13

      This is a certified Bubbles Zest moment

    • @Ham_Sandwich143
      @Ham_Sandwich143 3 дні тому +4

      sucks to suck 😅

    • @vault6242
      @vault6242 3 дні тому +4

      Ok pookie ;)

  • @florianbielawa2919
    @florianbielawa2919 3 дні тому +240

    22:16 "I envy that BitterSteel doesnt get mad when he plays"-TommyKay

    • @wunderwaffle2564
      @wunderwaffle2564 3 дні тому +6

      When did he say this, though?

    • @MegaFabulous
      @MegaFabulous 3 дні тому

      @@wunderwaffle2564 last video

    • @the_only_lonely
      @the_only_lonely 3 дні тому +4

      @@wunderwaffle2564don‘t remember, i think in a video he released 24th

    •  3 дні тому +13

      I think I havent seen Bitter this mad since that one disaster save where he played Germany and got completely cockblocked by Italy being Italy.

    • @vq-gamesblitz
      @vq-gamesblitz 3 дні тому +1

      @@wunderwaffle2564 he said it recently in a vid, it was funny

  • @andromidius
    @andromidius 3 дні тому +94

    I am 100% convinced the AI is coded to be against you even if its supposed to be an ally. Faction AI is always extremely dim witted - leaving ports undefended, flooding local supply with garbage units and not helping in the air. Meanwhile hostile AI will defend every port with unreasonable force, never runs out of supply and concentrates air wherever you go.
    Its always best to go to war with no allies. I'm just going to say it bluntly.

    • @raptorcell6633
      @raptorcell6633 3 дні тому +20

      Playing an Axis Minor gives you a crash course in how incompetent HOI4's AI is.

    • @andromidius
      @andromidius 3 дні тому +16

      @@raptorcell6633 100%. Even playing as Italy is awful when you keep noticing Germany is being D-Day'ed without defending itself properly every few months. And AI Germany still doesn't know how to beat the Soviets, takes more losses then anyone else and greedily steals territory it had no part in taking (including territory you attacked through your own lands) and refuses to give it back.
      I think its why Monarchist paths are so popular. 9 times out of 10 you're fighting solo.

    • @raptorcell6633
      @raptorcell6633 3 дні тому

      ​@@andromidiusOh God, don't get me started on playing Italy...
      Germany, please, I cannot be everywhere at once, please garrison your fucking coast...

    • @maxvonplatzer5329
      @maxvonplatzer5329 3 дні тому +4

      ​@@andromidius so, just like real life

    • @crimsonlegion2048
      @crimsonlegion2048 3 дні тому +3

      ​@@raptorcell6633once I joined the Axis in 1939 before ww2. Germany proceeded to move all their troops away from the French border right before declaring on Poland, and got steamrolled.

  • @Roggenschrotdosenbrot
    @Roggenschrotdosenbrot 3 дні тому +43

    'hon hon hon I'm coming ah oui oui' scarier words were never uttered by a Belgian

    • @pierresoldat
      @pierresoldat 3 дні тому +6

      no "i stop drinking" is scarier from a belgium guy

  • @letsplaypetrus4802
    @letsplaypetrus4802 3 дні тому +61

    If you want to turn off "Allied Supply" faster and more easily, press "Ctrl" when clicking on the supply hub, then you don't have to select supply hub and then select "Turn off Allied Supply".
    It's just faster and easier

  • @MyVanir
    @MyVanir 3 дні тому +71

    Also, the big benefit of having your guide be in a bad rng run is that it makes it easier for people to replicate it, unlike all those "guide makers" who cherrypick the 100% perfect runs for their "guides".
    Yes EU4 content creators, I am shitting in YOUR mouths.

    • @redoctober67
      @redoctober67 2 дні тому +4

      Yes except when it comes to naval invasions. Goes off without a hitch for Bitter. Meanwhile, my troops sit for about a year because the AI won’t move their damn fleet

    • @MyVanir
      @MyVanir 2 дні тому

      Sounds rough.

    • @redoctober67
      @redoctober67 2 дні тому

      @@MyVanir not as rough as those sea zones, apparently

  • @CarvaxIV
    @CarvaxIV 3 дні тому +7

    I like going the other way for this achievement.
    That is, use the chasseur Ardennes template style (1 Light TD), GBP, and Defensive methods, and take on Germany when they go around the Maginot.
    While they drain away on your impenetrable wall of forts and TDs, build a full collab on them. Then when you cap them, you get the entire Germany for free as a collab. You will also have enough war score to grab a couple more puppets since you did most of the work.
    When the war is done, all you have to do is cap France for Paris and annex Germany.
    Takes the RNG away from dealing with the UK.

  • @RandomCat82
    @RandomCat82 День тому +1

    Since the new update I landed 10 mountaineers (your design) in dover, the tiles next to it, and portsmouth. Within 7 days they had ~50 divs around me and mine had been slaughtered

  • @felraksis
    @felraksis 3 дні тому +43

    The land of waffles has risen
    And it will never fall again!

  • @raptorcell6633
    @raptorcell6633 3 дні тому +6

    Welcome to HOI4 (or any PDX game really) where your friendly AI are your worst fucking nightmare.

  • @_maestro08
    @_maestro08 4 дні тому +30

    Hey could you make a video dedicated to the antischluss achievment? it is so hard and it would probably make for a good video! happy holdiays to you

    • @supersuperdanila
      @supersuperdanila 4 дні тому

      nicew

    • @Solelegendary
      @Solelegendary 3 дні тому

      I second this request

    • @aeriawindsor4722
      @aeriawindsor4722 2 дні тому

      It's really easy if you're going for Habsburg Path, you can have Hungary,, Czech, Poland, Yugoslavia and potential few more as a vassal.

    • @MaxGaylard-g5z
      @MaxGaylard-g5z 2 дні тому

      He should do a bicycle only challenge

  • @visyxl
    @visyxl 3 дні тому +5

    Bitt3rsteel! The monarchists are calling!

  • @thegrumpyraccoon
    @thegrumpyraccoon 3 дні тому +6

    Field hospitals are really good when struggling with manpower. That combined with space marines AA and air sets everything on autopilot.

  • @eagle-sera9261
    @eagle-sera9261 3 дні тому +2

    The fact that getting to Berlin was way easier than conquering either Paris or London is hilarious

  • @luansilvail-r3i
    @luansilvail-r3i 3 дні тому +4

    Bitt3r What's this relaxing song you put on here? 0:22

    • @orangeofwilliam6900
      @orangeofwilliam6900 2 дні тому

      It is called Remember Your Past the golden age of radio. Most of his music seems to be from that album. I hope that helps :)

  • @1brianm7
    @1brianm7 3 дні тому

    It’s nice seeing that your strategy was so close to my own (which still hasn’t succeeded).
    In my first run, I didn’t know about the capping mechanics, which was incredibly annoying, and in my second, without the gold from France and the Benelux, the German economy crashed and died to Barbarossa before I could Sealion.

  • @killedbyfrank6318
    @killedbyfrank6318 3 дні тому +13

    Try surviving the Soviets as Finland in this DLC. It's impossible

  • @chelovektm5180
    @chelovektm5180 2 дні тому +1

    Correct me if I'm wrong (I might have played too many mods) but cant the UK now spawn Millitia with decisions?

  • @Fake_Dozer
    @Fake_Dozer 3 дні тому +14

    Rexy laddies

  • @sahilhossain8204
    @sahilhossain8204 3 дні тому +1

    Ah yes the resurgence of Pax Belgica be like 🇧🇪🇨🇩🗿👌😎👍:

  • @Tom-rc2rl
    @Tom-rc2rl 3 дні тому +2

    That intro covering the requirements was sexy

  • @SlushierSoup72
    @SlushierSoup72 3 дні тому +4

    33:56 Once when I was playing Germany, I got the naval invasion off and there was about 100 divisions the immediately came to destroy my dreams

  • @RolfStones
    @RolfStones 3 дні тому +6

    Hearing Bittersteel complain about how Belgium sucks is peak entertainment. No, I am not biased because I am Dutch. Ofcourse not.

    • @Madmuli
      @Madmuli 3 дні тому +4

      Ja het heeft iets.. een Belg die zeurt over België :)

  • @TheHalofan3
    @TheHalofan3 3 дні тому +1

    25:24 My brain's first thought was on actual cheese lol.

  • @HBending1
    @HBending1 3 дні тому +1

    34:43 "Sir, Dover...is over."

  • @1Godslayer1
    @1Godslayer1 3 дні тому +3

    the rexists, my favorite dutch

  • @Hyde_Hill
    @Hyde_Hill 3 дні тому

    I thought the Esti es Scandi guide was bad luck. However I think this one easily tops it. Great work persevering.

  • @PancakeNation1
    @PancakeNation1 День тому +1

    Bitt3rsteel I think I might do a Belgian achievement hunting

  • @IrishWarrior1
    @IrishWarrior1 День тому

    Bro, you played Rexist Belgium, so now WE HAVE TOO!!

  • @MrAmazingJeff
    @MrAmazingJeff День тому

    As someone who has only played HoI IV for a total of like an hour because a friend gifted it to me years ago this might seem silly but at 12:30 is that a bicycle division being shown in the Division Template screen ?

    • @RandomCat82
      @RandomCat82 День тому

      It sure is. I'm not completely certain on what they are for because they have terrible stats but my guess would be garrisons. If you really want to you can change any template icon to bicycles for some reason

  • @alaricvis09
    @alaricvis09 3 дні тому +13

    I don't know what this Star Wars thing is, but I went to Afghanistan with 1st Bn 501st Parachute Infantry Regiment. The 501st fought in Bastogne as part of the 101st.

    • @1brianm7
      @1brianm7 3 дні тому +6

      The 501st legion is a clone division that is the personal army of Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader.

    • @noneed4sleep64
      @noneed4sleep64 3 дні тому +5

      Anakin Skywalker lead the 501st Legion during the Clone Wars, with his second in command being Commander Rex. They combined that with the rexist legion spirit to make a Star Wars themed achievement.

  • @max-jn2rm
    @max-jn2rm 3 дні тому +3

    20:08 "Win your war" sayed Bitt3rSteel calmly

  • @MaxGaylard-g5z
    @MaxGaylard-g5z 2 дні тому

    He’s already advanced sooo much in his editing

  • @PixelPanzer-YT
    @PixelPanzer-YT 2 дні тому +1

    I don’t think you’ll read this but I have a HORRIBLE Belgian disaster that needs to be saved😂

    • @PixelPanzer-YT
      @PixelPanzer-YT 2 дні тому

      No hate but I think you can’t save this

  • @ZhnjdidnJsjskbsvz
    @ZhnjdidnJsjskbsvz 3 дні тому +1

    Bitt3rsteel ve you listened to "Rylanors last stand" by Stringstorm? Also cool thumbnail

    • @Bitt3rSteel
      @Bitt3rSteel  3 дні тому

      "I AM RYLANOR, I AM THEANCIENT OF RITES AND I REJECT YOU NOW AND ALWAYS!"

    • @ZhnjdidnJsjskbsvz
      @ZhnjdidnJsjskbsvz 3 дні тому

      "TO STRIKE YOU DOWN I HAVE WAITED FOR A MILLION NIGHTS!"

  • @KStone776
    @KStone776 2 дні тому

    0:21 my creaky ass chair 2 am while i'm grinding HOI!4 achievments instead of having a healty sleep schedule

  • @naivett
    @naivett 3 дні тому

    You specced into combat insertion and have green air, in this scenario you might as well drop some org-mini-nuke paratroopers along the front line to make breakthroughs easier.

  • @Lolzfortrolz
    @Lolzfortrolz 3 дні тому +1

    Is the 'try to form a gouvernement for a year' focus in yet?

  • @DRX183
    @DRX183 3 дні тому +1

    This is where the fun begins

  • @datredhat
    @datredhat 3 дні тому +2

    22:12 bittersteel crash out beginning here

  • @Rokeen-Zeboss
    @Rokeen-Zeboss 3 дні тому

    4:16 don't F*** with me game 😂😂

  • @unfortunately_fortunate2000
    @unfortunately_fortunate2000 3 дні тому

    I really do think they need to tweak the AI's aggression and force concentration again, it is simultaneously better as well as way worse, whereas before they were far too passive & seemingly almost adverse to deploying the bulk of their armor and mech along one particular axis of advance, now every time I play the game after about a year of fighting the soviets Germany never has a single division at full strength, by '43 the British AI can't just smell the blood in the water it can see that the seas have turned red and starts throwing out naval invasions into Italy and France way earlier than before, like April or March of '44 and that's on a surprisingly accurate run, usually even without me doing anything when I play in the Allies by the end of 1943 Germany has already been defeated or the allies have already liberated all of France, taken out Italy and we're all getting the Yalta conference because they're holding a bunch of cored German territory.
    seems to me that countries like Germany are waaaaaay too aggressive *all of the time regardless of if their entire army is sitting on less than 60% combat readiness,* that has handed me the win every time I played once I noticed that's what was happening, same goes for the Allies too although the US and UK seem a fair bit slower to work up to that level of AI aggression.

  • @oneofmanyjames-es1643
    @oneofmanyjames-es1643 3 дні тому

    Damn, Rexist Belgium is so weak they're nearly getting clapped by Dad's Army

  • @ianperry8557
    @ianperry8557 День тому

    13:45 to be fair there is a lot of water vapor in the sky soooo I mean… technically blowing them out of the water?..

  • @JulianBorgad
    @JulianBorgad 3 дні тому +1

    When Bittresteel is doing an achievment it looks easy and when i try it i lose most of the tries :)

  • @Alfred-d1z
    @Alfred-d1z 3 дні тому +21

    My biggest concern is how we are going to survive all these financial and political crises, especially the power struggle in the US. The government has really made things difficult for its citizens and we cannot just sit by and suffer the consequences of bad governance🙏…

    • @QewOpe
      @QewOpe 3 дні тому

      I don't really blame people who panic. Lack of information can be a big hurdle. I've been making more than $21k passively by just going into crypto investment, and I don't have to do much work. Inflation or no inflation, my finances remain secure. So l really don't blame people who panic.

    • @MarcusJames-d1h
      @MarcusJames-d1h 3 дні тому

      I am new to the crypto world and don't understand how it really works. A friend told me trading with a professional trader is the best strategy for beginners and busy investors, but for months now I've been making so research and haven't found any. please any recommendations

    • @ErikLucas-u4t
      @ErikLucas-u4t 3 дні тому

      SHE'S ONLY ON TELEGRAM

    • @ErikLucas-u4t
      @ErikLucas-u4t 3 дні тому

      Thanks to Mrs. Noahavamia

    • @SandraBullocks-d7e
      @SandraBullocks-d7e 3 дні тому

      I am amazed that you mentioned and recommended Noahavamia.
      I came across one of her client's testimonial on CNBC news last week.

  • @Connor-f6s
    @Connor-f6s 3 дні тому +2

    Apologies if I missed something, but why didn't you repudiate the treaty of London after you amnex the Dutch?

    • @CarvaxIV
      @CarvaxIV 3 дні тому +6

      It’s no longer available for the Belgians, post DLC. Only the Netherlands now have it. The only way for Belgium to core the Netherlands is to go down the other fascist path.

    • @colBoh
      @colBoh 3 дні тому +4

      @@CarvaxIV You can do it as Luxembourg, too. But yeah, Belgium is a pain in the ass to play now. I don't understand why you NEED to take that one specific path to core the Benelux. It says something when playing as a Baltic or even a Caribbean country is more fun than Belgium.

    • @Connor-f6s
      @Connor-f6s 19 годин тому

      @@CarvaxIV that would explain it, yeah, even if it's dumb as shit

  • @Cl-l13F
    @Cl-l13F 2 дні тому

    sorry, we have to hold the war because of technical difficulties in region.
    meanwhile casulty and wounded report :
    -1 monitor
    -1 keyboard
    -1 mouse
    - billion nerve cells emotinally damaged.

  • @cemkocyigit2439
    @cemkocyigit2439 3 дні тому +6

    hey bro i have an save as rexist belgium ironman mode but i sucked at it and im currently losing to republician spain can you do an vid about it??

    • @RandomCat82
      @RandomCat82 День тому

      I think there's a form somewhere you gotta submit it at, or maybe you can just email him

  • @daniizv1362
    @daniizv1362 3 дні тому

    what dlcs do you recommand to start playing for a begginer?

    • @arvalfe
      @arvalfe 3 дні тому

      No step back is a must!

  • @noahmarcy7938
    @noahmarcy7938 День тому

    can we get a updated guide for crusader kings 2? I have no clue how to do it

  • @sasdasd-il8kz
    @sasdasd-il8kz 2 дні тому

    You should try to play as Falangist Spain, with that focus tree you can core all of America

  • @pablo_escanor1681
    @pablo_escanor1681 2 дні тому +1

    How comes they didn’t raid your convoys?

  • @SuperKonjac
    @SuperKonjac 3 дні тому +1

    Coudlve just added AA to your divisions instead of forcing fighter production

    • @Bitt3rSteel
      @Bitt3rSteel  3 дні тому +2

      AA isn't going to get me air superiority so I can paradrop

    • @SuperKonjac
      @SuperKonjac 3 дні тому

      @ Love the content

  • @TheRavenLord1
    @TheRavenLord1 3 дні тому +1

    Agent 47 became a map game player

  • @SowerValler
    @SowerValler 3 дні тому +1

    I thought it said Sexist Belgium for a split second

  • @mahgajl1307
    @mahgajl1307 День тому

    I did it while at war with Brits and Germany at rhe same time. That was.... hard but i've managed all of it. I didn't cap all of them, only regions for achivements

  •  3 дні тому +8

    I still am not jiving with the Belgian focus tree. Too convoluted, too many shitty National spirits you have to fix - Belgium has become the Turkey of Central Europe

  • @firediki
    @firediki 3 дні тому

    Lesson learned: turn off all of Allies supplies. man, that's gonna be a lot of clickin'

  • @fluffleruflle2794
    @fluffleruflle2794 3 дні тому +4

    we hebben een serieus probleem 9:04

  • @arkeaz793
    @arkeaz793 3 дні тому +1

    New UK ai wild if you don't get a good set up to take the isles

  • @Theover4000
    @Theover4000 2 дні тому

    I have to ask, do you do disaster saves on non historical?

    • @RandomCat82
      @RandomCat82 День тому

      He's only done a couple, he is not fond of them tho

  • @susintentions
    @susintentions День тому

    Has the editing style changed? Not sure I'm a fan of the constant slow zoom ins at all. Great content though as always

  • @bigtoast5481
    @bigtoast5481 3 дні тому

    If you do investigate bribery charges first you’ll get the government instability before you finish repudiate treaty with France

  • @redoctober67
    @redoctober67 2 дні тому

    When you’re so mad you risk irking the algorithm and say “Hitler” instead of “Mr. Schmidtler”

  • @o.l.g.gaetan544
    @o.l.g.gaetan544 3 дні тому

    you should really use planes for extra supplies it works wonders if you have air supremacy

  • @vq-gamesblitz
    @vq-gamesblitz 3 дні тому

    I do love that star wars reference

  • @pablo_escanor1681
    @pablo_escanor1681 День тому +1

    Got the bribery event in early 38 : )

  • @officiersa
    @officiersa 2 дні тому

    If AI takes all of your supply, try turning off allied supply(just as you did) AND deleting ALL of your plans. It works for me, at least

  • @Tobbe628
    @Tobbe628 3 дні тому

    Transport planes can give some supply.

  • @lantredasphodele5858
    @lantredasphodele5858 День тому

    As a belgian from wallonia I also think we should prioritize dutch... nothing to do with my hatred for France I swear x)

  • @Herr_Bismarck
    @Herr_Bismarck 3 дні тому +1

    Welcome to Belgium!
    NOOOOOOOO

  • @eswizzle3893
    @eswizzle3893 3 дні тому

    12:25 nice try Diddy

  • @ogerpinata1703
    @ogerpinata1703 День тому

    This is just infuriating to watch. What is the German AI doing?
    It seems as though even your allies are actively sabotaging you. Incredible.

  • @VPSGaming855
    @VPSGaming855 3 дні тому

    I got the collapsing government modifier in 59 days never even got to complete defence bill before the event triggered. edit: What focuses do I take if I get collapsing government before defence bill completes?

    • @Bitt3rSteel
      @Bitt3rSteel  3 дні тому

      Go towards abandoning neutrality, justify on NL and then keepngoing for the research slot on the left and Industry

  • @StefanSevenster
    @StefanSevenster 3 дні тому +3

    Hey bit3steel can you please if you have time play south Africa because I am from there

  • @rowdyvanderveken7842
    @rowdyvanderveken7842 2 дні тому

    It was indeed difficult sometimes, but i have the acheivement

  • @JosipStella
    @JosipStella 3 дні тому

    WE NEADDDD HIMMMM IN ZAAA BELGIUMS ARMYYYYYYYYYY ZAAAA COLONIZER SHALL FEAR AUR SCIENC THE BELGIEN SCIENC IS THE GREATEST IN ZA WOLD

  • @YurikoKinai
    @YurikoKinai 2 дні тому

    at 7:20 you have an editing error with your focus picks :)

  • @Jahanceltic
    @Jahanceltic 2 дні тому +1

    2:12 I already know what when wrong😂😂

    • @Jahanceltic
      @Jahanceltic 2 дні тому +1

      4:22 yep

    • @Jahanceltic
      @Jahanceltic 2 дні тому +1

      22:03 might as well help Germany against Poland💀

  • @KAPTAINmORGANnWo4eva
    @KAPTAINmORGANnWo4eva 3 дні тому

    But how can you capitulate the Dutch as [Brown] Belgium? No matter how hard you try you just can't get Degrelle into The Hague.

  • @teidelmoo
    @teidelmoo 2 дні тому

    Just had a game where I held the Germans perfectly but Spain naval invaded Antwerp and I instantly capitulated. Like wtf. They also decided to not join the war against the UK (Portugal was with me in the EU and decided to suicide into Spain) and therefore had naval supremacy.... Sometimes I hate this game

  • @thomasshawl-r3g
    @thomasshawl-r3g 3 дні тому

    The first time I did that it took 2 years to get collapsing thing.

  • @ЙоанПопов-л2ы
    @ЙоанПопов-л2ы 3 дні тому

    PLEASE PLAY Palpatine's Gamble it is a STAR WARS CLONE WARS MOD

  • @juicyd-gaming
    @juicyd-gaming 3 дні тому +2

    Same 12:25

  • @xPynk
    @xPynk 3 дні тому

    i kinda wanna play belgium now

  • @virginiabeltran9720
    @virginiabeltran9720 3 дні тому +1

    Bitter dteel have the worst luck when he presenting

  • @aarontheamazing1985
    @aarontheamazing1985 3 дні тому

    What is rexism?

  • @LordWaker
    @LordWaker 3 дні тому +1

    I literally just got done with an attempt (spoiler alert: fuck rexist belgium i lost)

  • @NiskaMagnusson
    @NiskaMagnusson 3 дні тому

    personally I don't think Bitt3r likes Belgium much 🤔

  • @spacefrog5153
    @spacefrog5153 3 дні тому

    Wait this is a guide?

  • @3tw-videosmechanica626
    @3tw-videosmechanica626 2 дні тому

    16:10 you know what IS massive tho??

  • @fdlman93092
    @fdlman93092 3 дні тому +1

    Things are probably different for a Belgian, but I think Degrelle is one of the most fascinating characters of the war.
    His life story is nothing short of epic.

  • @marv01_53
    @marv01_53 3 дні тому

    this Video looks good

  • @juliushardware7760
    @juliushardware7760 3 дні тому

    7 mins, not bad!

  • @VivBrodock
    @VivBrodock День тому

    when I'm in a hating fascists competition and my opponent is a Belgian:

  • @kamyab2048
    @kamyab2048 3 дні тому

    You need radio i think

  • @Spiderfisch
    @Spiderfisch 3 дні тому

    Who knew that trying to be racist and sexist at the same time was a bad idea

  • @AverageStrategyGameGeneral
    @AverageStrategyGameGeneral 3 дні тому

    WW1 thumbnail??

  • @蔡林翰-v2m
    @蔡林翰-v2m 3 дні тому

    30分鐘:有任何那樣留言嗎? 我沒看到啊