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  • @kacperspisz4239
    @kacperspisz4239 7 місяців тому +3111

    they gona keep updating the mod all the way to 1939 start date but somehow they gona make it impossible to win

    • @bensinex7725
      @bensinex7725 7 місяців тому +203

      It’s going to turn into Ragnarok: Extreme Edition at this rate.

    • @yaboi672
      @yaboi672 7 місяців тому +108

      i think they should stop it at kursk or stalingrad

    • @yoylecake313
      @yoylecake313 7 місяців тому

      nah, it’s gonna be updated to 1937 where appeasement doesn’t exist and the allies declare war on germany as soon as they demand the sudetenland, attempt the anschluss, or invade poland

    • @MrCalls1
      @MrCalls1 7 місяців тому +83

      @@yaboi672at Stalingrad heading back in time would you just turn it into the Soviet doom simulator?

    • @Qwertyui606
      @Qwertyui606 7 місяців тому +35

      I mean anything from 1943 on should be pretty unwinnable.

  • @Hyperion_100
    @Hyperion_100 7 місяців тому +1868

    Next up, they're going to make a mod where you lead the German forces in Norway into a comeback

    • @nildzrecastellanos
      @nildzrecastellanos 7 місяців тому +116

      Or one wit the units stuck in finland after they peaced out.

    • @qwertyui_uwu
      @qwertyui_uwu 7 місяців тому +20

      ​@@nildzrecastellanosthat would be great

    • @elijahduce5323
      @elijahduce5323 7 місяців тому +200

      Finally, they'll add a start date where you play the last Japanese man to surrender, Hiroo Onoda and fight to take back Japan and the world

    • @Blatant-pidgeon2
      @Blatant-pidgeon2 7 місяців тому +7

      That would be fun ngl

    • @bimbendorf5166
      @bimbendorf5166 7 місяців тому +28

      ​@@elijahduce5323 I mean, 1 manpower is not so bad...

  • @deadlyknights1119
    @deadlyknights1119 7 місяців тому +751

    "German armor parading on the Red Square"
    - Bittersteel, 1949

    • @real_nga
      @real_nga 6 місяців тому

      Stalin's nightmare is adolf's wet dream

    • @TheLipardi
      @TheLipardi 5 місяців тому +19

      Took 8 years. Better later than never.

  • @iloveapple530
    @iloveapple530 7 місяців тому +783

    I love how bittersteel starts talking as if he was saving disaster saves😂😂

    • @pogist_343
      @pogist_343 7 місяців тому +25

      yeah I noticed that too 😂😂😂

    • @Xayumcl
      @Xayumcl 7 місяців тому +180

      "This one was sent by adolf12346 lets see what we can do"

    • @ASlickNamedPimpback
      @ASlickNamedPimpback 7 місяців тому +86

      @@Xayumcl you mean "adolf88"?

    • @furioussherman7265
      @furioussherman7265 7 місяців тому +21

      That's because he is, technically speaking.

    • @keterpatrol7527
      @keterpatrol7527 7 місяців тому +38

      If you think about it real hard, WWII was essentially one massive and incredibly important disaster save

  • @littlegreenfriend
    @littlegreenfriend 7 місяців тому +841

    16:03 "It's not rocket surgery" -Bitt3rSteel

    • @fortressandfortress974
      @fortressandfortress974 7 місяців тому +73

      His brain is still fried from black ice

    • @santiagoperez3024
      @santiagoperez3024 7 місяців тому +58

      To be fair, doing rocket surgery is probably harder than actual rocket science

    • @Wuwt6450
      @Wuwt6450 7 місяців тому +29

      @@fortressandfortress974it’s a common saying. It’s a malapropism combining “it’s not rocket science” and “it’s not brain surgery”.

    • @someonewhonooneseverheardo5271
      @someonewhonooneseverheardo5271 7 місяців тому +1

      ​@@Wuwt6450the joke clearly flew over ur head

    • @omeeenom8939
      @omeeenom8939 7 місяців тому +11

      @@someonewhonooneseverheardo5271 the joke did not fly over their head they're just explaining the joke

  • @Aldrahill
    @Aldrahill 7 місяців тому +647

    *taps watch* about time.
    I'm terrified of this mod, there's truly no way for me to win it using historical divisions...

    • @TeacherTalary
      @TeacherTalary 7 місяців тому +24

      Aldrahill I love your historical hoi4 videos! Your so underated!

    • @itsuwu6435
      @itsuwu6435 7 місяців тому +28

      Just waiting, also will you be doing BlackIce Japan?

    • @santiagoperez3024
      @santiagoperez3024 7 місяців тому +2

      You should do it, no balls :3

    • @Aldrahill
      @Aldrahill 7 місяців тому +20

      @@itsuwu6435 Definitely coming! Super soon :)

    • @Aldrahill
      @Aldrahill 7 місяців тому +10

      @@TeacherTalary Hey thanks buddy, that's super kind of you :)

  • @KaiserMateo115
    @KaiserMateo115 7 місяців тому +564

    29:30 i did what i could, i hope our sacrifice is remembered

  • @impostorsyndrome1350
    @impostorsyndrome1350 7 місяців тому +313

    "Nah, I'd win" - BitterSteel in this video

  • @jooksin6244
    @jooksin6244 7 місяців тому +240

    For Operation Nordwind to succeed in the mod, you only need to capture the Strasbourg tile, not the whole province

    • @whitezombie10
      @whitezombie10 7 місяців тому +4

      Ok, but how?

    • @jooksin6244
      @jooksin6244 6 місяців тому +14

      @@whitezombie10I’ve been able to do it with force attack, cycling, moving the armor from ardennes, concentrating air. It’s very difficult but it is possible

  • @vitorferreirapecanha1767
    @vitorferreirapecanha1767 7 місяців тому +202

    35:37 Accurate and realistic downfall movie moment

    • @x360playerug
      @x360playerug 7 місяців тому +30

      He's literally feeling that moment.

    • @vitorferreirapecanha1767
      @vitorferreirapecanha1767 7 місяців тому +33

      @@x360playerug
      "you will be executed"
      "why?"
      "because you backed away"
      "I didn't back down"

  • @SebiSuper9mil
    @SebiSuper9mil 7 місяців тому +158

    1:12 gee thanks I didn’t know that and I didn’t want it spoiled

  • @Tm9-036
    @Tm9-036 6 місяців тому +108

    Steiner's counter offensive has succeeded.

  • @GuusvanVelthoven
    @GuusvanVelthoven 5 місяців тому +20

    Thank god the Austrian painter was never actually replaced by the Belgian UA-camr.

  • @jacekgedek3872
    @jacekgedek3872 7 місяців тому +132

    Little notabene: throw my grandpa's village (now this is Świętokrzyskie Vojvoidenship) war front went three times - in 1939, 1941 and lastly - 1944/45, when Russians stucked for entire winter, taking strenght for race to Berlin. Granpa was a young boy, but he remember it very well and I like to hear this stories. This has no connections with video, but I always wanted to write about it :)

    • @FuelDropforthewin
      @FuelDropforthewin 7 місяців тому +8

      That's really cool! Thanks for sharing.
      Glad your Grandpa made it through!

    • @Heikki-fm5yn
      @Heikki-fm5yn 6 місяців тому

      Eastern Poland?

    • @jacekgedek3872
      @jacekgedek3872 6 місяців тому

      @@Heikki-fm5yn yes :)

  • @archmagos1436
    @archmagos1436 7 місяців тому +52

    It could be neat to see them use a dynamic focus tree, where you go back to the normal tree or something similar after completing that lil baby tree you have.

  • @68Fourty72
    @68Fourty72 7 місяців тому +25

    "Winning is not possible." Seelow Heights
    "No, it's necessary." Bitt3rSteel

  • @aussiecoder
    @aussiecoder 6 місяців тому +19

    The way he says 'Fallschirmjäger Division' ( 10:55 ) just makes me happy for some reason

    • @Roggenschrotdosenbrot
      @Roggenschrotdosenbrot 13 днів тому

      I was just about to comment that. It sounds so wonderfully gleeful

  • @DarthHawthorne
    @DarthHawthorne 7 місяців тому +50

    You really made me watch a video that was 50% pause gameplay.

  • @truelightningstriker5803
    @truelightningstriker5803 7 місяців тому +97

    30:20 Look how you massacred my boys.

  • @rps1276
    @rps1276 7 місяців тому +12

    48:28 I love how the event basically says that they flew in the whole Grand Council of Fascism into an active war zone.

  • @playergasman37
    @playergasman37 7 місяців тому +28

    45:07 “now this is pod racing” 😂

  • @simonnachreiner8380
    @simonnachreiner8380 7 місяців тому +53

    Ngl the allies in an IRL scenario would absolutely be forced to peace out after the entirety of France became a pocket. So many POWs would force the Democratic governments of England and the United States to negotiate for their freedoms lest they break into outright Civil war. No democratic government could survive saying "hey you millions of mothers, we got your sons killed and are refusing to help the ones that survived," not in a war on foreign soil.

  • @MayoTF2
    @MayoTF2 7 місяців тому +39

    You know when they've already set up the berlin divide the mod is actively trying to make it extremely hard to win

  • @aidanfilmer2833
    @aidanfilmer2833 7 місяців тому +21

    16:50 - "it's not rocket surgery" why am I so curious to see what that would look like now. Nice combination of sayings.

  • @kaninini8127
    @kaninini8127 7 місяців тому +55

    Remagen is a town on the rhine close to Bonn (the former capital) and there was a bridge there which was destroyed by the germans, the bridgeheads are still standing there

    • @casperbalke7264
      @casperbalke7264 7 місяців тому +4

      the bridge wasn't destroyed right? it was the reason that the allies crossed the rhine, at least thats what i thought

    • @kaninini8127
      @kaninini8127 7 місяців тому +12

      @@casperbalke7264 They failed to destroy it at first but they managed to destroy it some days after the americans conquered it

    • @simonnachreiner8380
      @simonnachreiner8380 6 місяців тому

      @kaninini8127
      Honestly that's kind of preferable. If you can't keep the enemy off your side of the river trapping them on your side cutting off their supply lines and potentially forcing them to ditch their equipment and swim for it is a damn fine silver medal.

  • @potato88872
    @potato88872 7 місяців тому +37

    First dev: ehi that guy enjoy our painfull mod.
    Second dev: oh...realy
    Third dev: "chainsaw sound"

  • @safehavenonice6431
    @safehavenonice6431 7 місяців тому +13

    "Then I would take out Mexico..."
    *Looks at mexico*
    *Looks away from mexico, shudders*

    • @simonnachreiner8380
      @simonnachreiner8380 6 місяців тому +1

      "what the hell happened here"
      Legitimately what the fuck?

  • @FocusOnBlitz
    @FocusOnBlitz 7 місяців тому +12

    39:50 love the wrath of khan reference.

  • @Axum_unseen
    @Axum_unseen 7 місяців тому +14

    Wouldn't it be funny (painful) if bittersteel did black ice Luxembourg?

  • @lecooldude
    @lecooldude 4 місяці тому +3

    Operation Nordwind is actually about capturing Strasbourg, one single province, and I've done it pretty easily even on my first test run, just with the divisions next to it

  • @michaelchristy506
    @michaelchristy506 7 місяців тому +19

    I think bittersteel likes watching futurama

  • @claudej8338
    @claudej8338 7 місяців тому +4

    Fellow countryman, you made me wanna try this mod. Mission succeeded!

  • @losisansgaming2628
    @losisansgaming2628 7 місяців тому +7

    26:07 your first offensive technically was the paratroopers in flanders

  • @joonasnaski9513
    @joonasnaski9513 2 місяці тому +2

    46:10 The enemy losses list says the soviets were using Finnish Ukko-Pekka rifles. Makes sense as Finland was in war with them. I just didn't expect this to happen as the mod starts after the separate soviet-finnish peace.
    Might also have been finnish units that was fighting the germans.

  • @Feeg7
    @Feeg7 7 місяців тому +17

    Keep up the great work bittersteel always enjoyed watching your videos

  • @stuff9680
    @stuff9680 7 місяців тому +15

    Germany should have armored trains by 1945 since theres a few occasions where the Germans used armored trains with artillery to support offensives and defensive operations agasint the Red Army

  • @Blatant-pidgeon2
    @Blatant-pidgeon2 7 місяців тому +11

    France getting conquered again is funny to me and idk why 😭

  • @mksushi5754
    @mksushi5754 7 місяців тому +5

    Can't believe that was an hour long. Just goes to show how enjoyable your content is.

  • @sarmeister1699
    @sarmeister1699 7 місяців тому +9

    Will say having played this start date, I think I either lucked out or the AI was just confused cause I saved my Budapest divisions easily with the forces there... mind ya I still lost but I managed to save my budapest divisions so I take that as a win.

  • @averagemsufan
    @averagemsufan 7 місяців тому +4

    you know the game is hard when he doesn't start the game until 23:48

  • @mauzarium2066
    @mauzarium2066 5 місяців тому +5

    1:01 so it begins...

  • @IvanMudrak-gu3zr
    @IvanMudrak-gu3zr 2 місяці тому +1

    "Should have punished Bulgaria too" - famous last words

  • @commandercody1210
    @commandercody1210 6 місяців тому +7

    29:33 greater good while playing the nazis goes crazy

  • @ultimatewarrior733
    @ultimatewarrior733 7 місяців тому +5

    It was a pleasure exchanging ideas in the Seelow Heights Discord server.

  • @ПростоДен
    @ПростоДен 6 місяців тому +7

    bruh just imagine: allies are winning, and then they lose france, italy, balkans and soviets lost.
    Like, July 1945: Germany's done!
    July 1950: Soviets lost.

  • @thevillager8339
    @thevillager8339 7 місяців тому +3

    "It's not rocket surgery"
    -Bittersteel 16:03

  • @spqqq_
    @spqqq_ 7 місяців тому +7

    oh yes i love "januari" 1945 great thumbnail

    • @Bitt3rSteel
      @Bitt3rSteel  7 місяців тому +6

      I blame my kids

    • @Cheesburger1009
      @Cheesburger1009 7 місяців тому

      ​@@Bitt3rSteeli think we found the true genius behind this entire channel.

  • @tharathamrongnawasawat8057
    @tharathamrongnawasawat8057 7 місяців тому +10

    Would love to see you try the mod but as the Japanese, if they have content that is.

  • @ancaoraathasach
    @ancaoraathasach 7 місяців тому +2

    Don't normally like mod videos but this one was fun. May I suggest showing your plane designs? I'm grateful you showed your infantry and sub designs.

  • @leonardhofstadter8008
    @leonardhofstadter8008 7 місяців тому +2

    Wow, Steiner's counterattack actually worked

  • @knureksun6306
    @knureksun6306 7 місяців тому +2

    It is so weird when you enjoy someone making the Reich triumphant. xD

  • @DerAndere1918
    @DerAndere1918 7 місяців тому +2

    10:07 DAS Oberkommando des Heeres is neutral so not "her missions", but "its missions"

  • @flyersniper7249
    @flyersniper7249 3 місяці тому +1

    44:50 Yo, Massive shoutout to the 2 pilots still surviving using Bf 110 C's in 1947.

  • @NormalerBenutzer06
    @NormalerBenutzer06 7 місяців тому +5

    No one is talking about the fact that his german pronunciation is really good

  • @Hatsuzu
    @Hatsuzu 6 місяців тому

    Bittersteels inner german warrior awakening when he sees the Me 262s

  • @CMAzeriah
    @CMAzeriah 3 місяці тому

    The only field hospital you need is your buddies and a bone saw.

  • @StijnSchoolaccount-hw2vl
    @StijnSchoolaccount-hw2vl Місяць тому

    47:40 massive. You know what is also still pretty massive? Imagine if ninja got a looooooow tapur fadeee 47:40

  • @culannthehound94
    @culannthehound94 4 місяці тому +1

    Belgian countryball never gets old.

  • @Max-lw3qp
    @Max-lw3qp 7 місяців тому +6

    Steiner would be Proud

  • @jasonaustin2103
    @jasonaustin2103 2 місяці тому

    I love how he wants to do a reverse market garden. Paratrooper right back at ya usa

  • @thedoodindoing3931
    @thedoodindoing3931 7 місяців тому +1

    Love how almost have of the vid is him just preparing rather than playing. Not complaining but damn dude that was a lot of explaining everything. 😂

  • @gamerixhun4347
    @gamerixhun4347 7 місяців тому +1

    POV: Alternative universe where Steiner plan work

  • @michaelmartens2576
    @michaelmartens2576 6 місяців тому

    Greets from a fellow Belgian, keep up the great vids!!

  • @penzorphallos3199
    @penzorphallos3199 7 місяців тому +160

    Me who kidnapped Bittersteel and time traveled to 1945 Germany : 😈

    • @jogado2713
      @jogado2713 7 місяців тому +10

      😈

    • @tfayushmc2947
      @tfayushmc2947 7 місяців тому +5

      ayo

    • @jemoeder5347
      @jemoeder5347 7 місяців тому +2

      Spicy

    • @yoylecake313
      @yoylecake313 7 місяців тому +7

      me who kidnapped the person who kidnapped bittersteel time traveling to 1946 germany in the führerbunker (soviets were looking for hitler, they might think bittersteel is him or the person who kidnapped bittersteel is him): 😈😈

    • @AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEIOU
      @AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEIOU 7 місяців тому +2

      ​@@yoylecake313me kidnapping the person who kidnapped the person who kidnapped bittersteel into 1936 and making bittersteel Hitler (He is going to game)

  • @Diamond_Brony
    @Diamond_Brony 7 місяців тому +1

    He did it again. He won the lost battle.
    o7, o7 one hundred times my dude.

  • @janruddeck2779
    @janruddeck2779 6 місяців тому +1

    45:25: "The Wehrmacht is rushing the Suwalki gap!" - Please, let Putler hear this! 😂😂😂

  • @emp4782
    @emp4782 7 місяців тому +3

    Thanks for the late upload keep up the good work boss

  • @GermanGamingofficial
    @GermanGamingofficial 6 місяців тому +2

    Bitt3rsteel, you should play empires of the undergrowth, I think you’d like it

  • @deadlyknights1119
    @deadlyknights1119 6 місяців тому +2

    **This challenge was sent in by Austrianpainter88**
    “I went to war with Poland, defeated France, kicking the Allie’s off the continent. Declared on the Soviets, and things were going well till Italy couldn’t protect a plot of sand. Now the Allie’s are back on the continent, and have liberated france, being pushed on all fronts”

  • @noobmaster-lol7876
    @noobmaster-lol7876 4 місяці тому

    I am watching BitterSteel now for 4 years and so and only now realised that he is able to speak German or at least partially German

  • @limitedf4k348
    @limitedf4k348 3 місяці тому +1

    1:55 How stupid is it to try to get your army out of an incirclement💀💀💀

  • @strategygamemike
    @strategygamemike 7 місяців тому +1

    You always make it look so darn easy. Do you ever play any campaigns on hard or extra hard? I would love to see that.

  • @neelamsaba3534
    @neelamsaba3534 4 дні тому

    Man ur so skilled at this i like it

  • @7badcat
    @7badcat 7 місяців тому +3

    that sub and like reminder is effective, guilty as charged haha

  • @christiansilk1455
    @christiansilk1455 7 місяців тому +1

    So this is what "Januari" looks like

  • @cptshelly
    @cptshelly 6 місяців тому

    I must really love me some pain . I wish there was a version of this mod with the complexity of black ice , if only endsiege came back

  • @chip_5264
    @chip_5264 7 місяців тому +2

    This video was amazing, on par with the 30 minute full peppa pig epsisode I got as an ad halfway through.

  • @__BeN_
    @__BeN_ 3 місяці тому

    20:32 about 150h playtime and I've never seen that button, good

  • @arepupu
    @arepupu 7 місяців тому

    This was a really enjoyable watch! Felt way shorter than an hour :)

  • @electricfellow
    @electricfellow 7 місяців тому +1

    8:47 you said it like it's actually easy-

  • @timalders9959
    @timalders9959 7 місяців тому +3

    video starts at 23:48

    • @tfayushmc2947
      @tfayushmc2947 7 місяців тому

      thanks dude

    • @santiagoperez3024
      @santiagoperez3024 7 місяців тому

      Nuh uh

    • @timalders9959
      @timalders9959 7 місяців тому

      @@santiagoperez3024 fym nuh uh

    • @santiagoperez3024
      @santiagoperez3024 7 місяців тому

      @@timalders9959 The video actually starts at 00:01 ☝️🤓

    • @timalders9959
      @timalders9959 7 місяців тому

      @@santiagoperez3024 erhm actually the first word is said in 00:00

  • @AS1501-
    @AS1501- 7 місяців тому +1

    babe wake up, new bittersteel video dropped

  • @harrisoncross1038
    @harrisoncross1038 7 місяців тому

    I like how he doesn’t even unpause the game until 20+ minutes into the video

  • @Urbychief
    @Urbychief 7 місяців тому +3

    Hey bittersteel you should do a large conquest as Switzerland

  • @TheGrandeCapo
    @TheGrandeCapo 7 місяців тому +1

    Well, you've done it, Mr. bittersteel. Or should I use your real name, Herr Steiner!

  • @Svabre
    @Svabre 7 місяців тому

    OH MY GOD A FRESH VIDEO STRAIGHT OUT OF THE OVEN HELL YEAH!!!!!

  • @YeEpIkAiYeI
    @YeEpIkAiYeI 7 місяців тому +2

    Honestly, Radar is better for submarines than snorkels

  • @Ihavpickle
    @Ihavpickle 7 місяців тому

    I'm glad you decided to upload today

  • @daniellevy7733
    @daniellevy7733 7 місяців тому

    Thank you for the long videos 😁

  • @imq8488
    @imq8488 7 місяців тому

    Watching Bitt3rSteel recover the Balkan states: 🙂
    Watching those states fall into the hands of the Ustasha: ☠

  • @humpteedumptee8629
    @humpteedumptee8629 4 місяці тому

    I’ve been to the suwalki gap. There ain’t nothing there but trees and snow.

  • @DukeofDenmark2
    @DukeofDenmark2 6 місяців тому +1

    Btw tip: Patatroopers are OP in this mod.

  • @matejborovka5071
    @matejborovka5071 5 місяців тому

    Basically BitterSteel did a Reverse Market Garden on the Allies

  • @792____8
    @792____8 7 місяців тому +3

    I played this start date and I think you should have gone a bit differently:
    1. Relief Budapest (its easy ai is dumb so if you pin flanks of soege of pudapest they will leave the center)
    2. Take Hungerian oil fields
    3. Sit and defend till ~1946
    4. Counterattack

  • @gigalegit
    @gigalegit 7 місяців тому +1

    This disaster save was sent by AdolfFromArgentina, let's see what we can do

  • @DeFrryo
    @DeFrryo 7 місяців тому +5

    petition to play japan in this mod

  • @TheEmpireStrikesFact
    @TheEmpireStrikesFact 6 місяців тому +1

    It‘s so nice as a German to hear people who speak english speaking german😂😂!!

  • @johngsp5342
    @johngsp5342 7 місяців тому +2

    While these types of videos are nice for the "comeback" feeling you get, take a moment to think about the IRL destruction that would happen in such scenario.
    A europe ravaged by such ferocious fighting, cities and industries bombed to hell and back, crops burned, unimaginable atrocities conducted to civillians out of sheer spite or racial hatred, millions of people relocated back and forth with a large % of them dying by starvation in a random field or forest whilst hiding from bomber raids.
    Virtually every able bodied man from 12-60 is either rotting in a trench or fighting somewhere else with only the woman and the kids left behind to grow crops ( of those still intact) and run the factories. Civillian economy is near total collapse. EVERYTHING is for the war effort.
    On the other hand, Soviet union is annihilated for decades, with entire generations killed in the frontlines, cities and villages razed and burned to the ground, leaving behind an alien uninhabitable "scorched earth" environment filled with unexploded ammunition, dead bodies, gasoline and ash.
    Allies experience WW1 levels of KIA, humiliation, starvation and never ending indiscriminate bombing raids.
    Lets not even talk about the ethnic cleansings and unfathomable horror that the Balkans would suffer in the hands of fascist terror squads.
    Global trate would cease to exist, no marshall plan, and mainland Europe will need minimum 50 years to revert back to its pre-war level. Russia is just no more.

  • @ItalianStarAnimations
    @ItalianStarAnimations 6 місяців тому +1

    14:08 "Göring I wish I could shoot you, but alas..."

  • @mitchotoole9876
    @mitchotoole9876 7 місяців тому

    Waiting for this weeks video to drop was my Seelow Heights.