NYPD To Have Robots Patrol Subway
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- Опубліковано 27 вер 2023
- It's a trash can on wheels with a badge that remembers everything.
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I don't get how a dystopia is being created right before our eyes with AI, and nobody seems to even care in the slightest.
Oh, you and I and most people do. It's just that we don't have power. And those with power? Good luck. Even the good ones are dopes up on SSRIs, adderall, xanax, perc and cocaine... and they have their big homes and investment properties and their circles of friends who they keep each other comfortable. It's all one big Sam Bankman Fried type party.
Because society is a flat circle we'll revert back to pre modernity either because of the ai uprising or inspite of it
@@isiahalcindor6278 all circles are flat, genius
Manufactured consent
Cashless society, driverless cars, GPS tracking, AI, manditory sentencing for many infringments - all converging. Slowly, slowly then all at once.
People who thought police are the worst thing ever are in for rude awakening.
Yeah because robots are so terrifying....
@KingOfTheNights you're naive, it's cute.
K-8 knows!!!
@@cerberus3426 🤣 I'm pretty sure it's the other way around if you're falling for the hype. This is real life, not Black mirror.🤷🏽♂️
When are we getting ED 209
It’s a real lightsaber fight out there, folks.
So anyone can be run straight thru the torso and somehow be just fine.
Remember in Andor when the robot pinned the main guy against a walll choking him and arrested him 😢
😂😂😂
Life in the big city planet.
Its full blown Robocop the movie. The news and now robot cops and dont forget O.C.P. they run the cops.
When you realize the Defund the Police movement was a 4D chess move between politicians and big tech to replace humans with cheap robot cops.
Makes sense
Nailed it.
Big tech is involved too. They want a piece of the pie. Cash now! Ramifications later!
I for one welcome our new robot overlords
Found the crazy people 😂
Please put down your weapon, you have 20 seconds to comply.
YOU HAVE TEN SECONDS TO COMPLY!
I'm not holding a weapon! 🥺
It’s a hot dog !!! It’s a HOT DOG!
ED209
@@nickhewes6860NINE
I will leave the obligatory “Tim needs to be a radio host in the next GTA”
Facts bro talk radio on gta. Tim telling us how amazing this country is ran.
@@Astoria-Highlands
I need 6+ hours of content. I want him to call Jason a ‘White Trash Terrorist’ and react to all the crimes on top of that.
OMFG yes. Just put clips like this in the game. 😂
Tim, this is one of those times you'll look back and think, "I am a prophet"
They're going to find out one of these robots has been consuming rodents in a year not because it enjoys flesh but because of it's own sadistic pleasure of causing pain to things with a nervous system
I'm alrt wit that
@@johnotoole5786 it's coming for you
New York City is becoming a true cyberpunk dystopia
Imagine being taken out by an oversized soap dispenser
Looking forward to the eventual 'Racist NYC Robots' story on msnbc in the near future
No doubt. They already call traffic cams racist because they give more tickets to black people per capita.
Klanbot 5000.
"Robots have let rioters into the capitol."
Lol but they will program them to reflect what ever crime statistics suit thier agenda. So it will actually be a story about how they ended racism.
😂😂😂😂😂
He's gonna make that r2d2 happy scream noise as he slams into the back of an unsuspecting blipster and knocks him onto the tracks
The first thing I thought of was a group of masked teenagers baseball batting the shit out of it and pushing it into the tracks. This type of thing will not last ever.
K5 is going to be the best man at my wedding ❤
Somebody’s gonna bump into it during 5 o’clock traffic and get tased by the robot
Imagine getting a ticket in the mail because you stabbed someone on the subway 😂
Yeah but it's not my mailbox, I'm just on that NYC homeless grindset.
😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😅😅😅😅😅😅
I want to fight that robot so badly
Push it onto the rail
I'm waiting for the day you start seeing videos of these things being pushed off of subway platforms
I’m waiting for the day one of these things pushes a human onto the tracks
@@j946atFIVEFOUR88AA 🤣💯
@@j946atFIVEFOUR88AAboth hilarious
One of them pushed a woman into a fountain in the UK.
Skynet is already happening!!!!!
*"EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!"*
The bot will have arms eventually
And guns
@@cooliipie it was a double entendre
Like an octopus
Right to robot arms 😊❤️💪🙏💯👊
I wonder how hard that bot is to knock over. After seeing all of the videos from California that’s exactly what will happen.
The K6 will remember that
@@sayno2lolzisback you're deadset right. And they'll just build newer ones and give them more powers.
Good luck with that. They will mark it as abuse and there will be punishment for that. I'm all for this dystopian world . time to clean house
@@ragnarlothbrok938 Unfortunately the house they are trying to clean are us brother. Buy guns and start training my boy
Have you seen the movie Chopping Mall from the 80's..that's what this reminds me of! 😂
Well Robocop is inevitable for real now, ironically from a Mayor who used to be a cop that has no brain
"15$ an hour" you don't get it Tim. You buy the robot, just like you buy a Tesla. If it has a 7 or 10 year warranty, it will be less than a Cent an hour. NO human can compete with that.
the world as we know it is about to change
they all promise "This will change EVERYTHING"
but this will actually do
We wish them well
“That guy wasn’t very nice to K5!” 😂😂
I had a dream that 7 foot tall humanoid robots patrolled Manhattan and could grab your arm and squeeze with more force than a human to restrain you.
This is absolutely terrifying
In the South park episode where Cartman freezes himself so he doesn't have to wait for the Wii to come out, his future robot dogs name is literally k12 lmao
south park like a lot of long running shows & movies do "planned predictions" so people get used to the idea
Old Tim's a national treasure ❤
"But not audio" is the part that puts the nail in the coffin. The footage can be used in any context and I am sure that bot can render images O.O
I don’t know what’s more funnier the jokes about the robot or that Eric Adam’s “patrolled” the subways.
How long before someone throws it on the tracks 🤣 I see many a lawsuit coming out of K5 😂
John spartan, you have been fined for violating the speech morality statute. Good day.
Tim - this had me laughing my ass off at 918am. Nothing makes me laugh at 918am.
Good job 👏 👍 👌
Throw a blanket on it. It's gonna work about as good as a rumba vacuum
I absolutely love K5 ♥
It won't be long till it gets pushed on to the tracks and I can't wait too. Here about it
The first bot will be weak and people will demand better and stronger bots😳
Tim is gonna be in trouble when K-6 gets a little jealous of how much affection he showed K-5.
Oh Yoshimi. They don't believe me. But you won't let those robots eat me.
He’s channeling AJ in this bit.
Lol that robot won’t last one day in the NY subway before it’s scrap parts hahaha
We wish the robot well... wait.
K 15 Pro Max going to go crazy
A K won't think that K 5 was honoring his grandfather's legacy
I hope these things get vandalized all to hell right out of the gate.
Hopefully this will push the cops to join the rest of us
Not when they are provided ADMIN credentials to get bypassed the techno police union
@@TeamBOBBYEE oh jesus
They'll just get paid extra for less work. Some with standards and morals may try come over, but majority of them won't do shit.
I doubt it, they will be the ones knocking down your door when he 2nd amendment is abolished. A cop is the ultimate NPC
@@j946atFIVEFOUR88AA It's ironic when Tim Dillon stans complain about NPCs
Knowing NY, that robot will be in a chop shop with half its parts on their way back to China the day of😂
An inspired rant Tim. I've listened to it 3 times already 😂😂
The A-K 47 model is going to be lit
Protectron Mk. 1 with law enforcement personality mode
3:21 Lol cannot wait for actual Robocops
The robot.. it's all your fault!! 🤣
Imagine getting tazed by one of these lmao
You'll drop a gum wrapper on the floor and it will tell you that you have violated statute 15.1 part b....please place wrapper in nearest trash depository. You do and it tells you you have 15 seconds to comply before gunning you down.
“ please assume the position human “
Did we not see this movie OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN????? PEOPLE!!!! SSTTTTOOOOOPPPP!!!!!!
I can’t help but think of the beginning of Robocop
The K5 is here to get the K2 off the streets lol
Once the bot realizes most of the crime is caused by one group of people. Lol😂
I'd give it three and a half days for the over under at even money, three and a half days until 4 drunks yeet that shit onto the tracks lol
Yeah Tim u right on this one for real
Mint. No one else really covered this
Do the robots have a union?
I want to be president of the bot union. 😂 hahaha 🤣
They have an autonomous collective.
Bro literally the leftover bots in fallout 4
It has begun
I can hardly wait for a brother to take a baseball bat to this can opener. Won't be able to go up a five story walkup.
Stay on the good side of the bot until it tries to restrain you. Then just..run away?
they need to make one that looks like Johnny 5
It’s poetic. The organized criminals aren’t held accountable in these cities because the city doesn’t want to prosecute, and now the cops will be machines and can’t be held accountable.
Cant wait for the ED-209 lol
There going to have a buddy cop TV show with this thing like a dystopian Hudson and Rex in no time
Wow, I have to agree with Redbar. Tim's looking very sharp with his new hairdo.
This will be hell. A robot is never gonna let you out of 5mph over limit speeding ticket.
“Deactivate you”😅
I was actually losing excitement for Dillon. After the RFK interview it's back in full.
why?
@@mikewazowski6070 he was too American at a point.
@@patricklarsen8078 I hate him for not being American enough.
It would be so easy to stick an earth magnet on it
tom is onto something
I thought Detroit would be the first for Robocop
Imagine how badass K-8 is gonna be. 😂😂
Really weird times!
The abner 5000 comes with a broom handle.
A friend was asking how to keel the robot.
You know the world is ending when Tim gets highlights in his hair.
Just wait till their equipped with M4s
I wonder how well these robots are doing in the floods? Haha
Fuckit, ED 209 time
They already do predictive policing in big cities. Something with tracking high crime zones and people with criminal records in close proximity to each other
3:42 The bot is not armed. Yet.
Yeah i've seen this movie
Wait till the k-5 bot shoots someone over robophobia
Robots gonna end up on the tracks
How DARE K-5 take the limelight away from Digidog!!! BOOOO!!! DigiDog for the WIN! Mans best AI friend!
Bots can stop Retail Robberies!
These robots are “profiling” certain individuals…
More at 9 tonight.
Robocop is here
I love you K-5
And we now have robocop. Life does imitate art. Then it'll be roaming Walmart tasing shoplifters, Only white ones tho. Any pigment and it let's you go. Loll
“Your honor, my officer wasn’t calibrated at the time of my arrest”
Digidog will remember those who thought it was creepy.