A Russian Warlord Thought He Was Taylor Swift

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  • Опубліковано 28 сер 2023
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  • @franklinperez971
    @franklinperez971 9 місяців тому +800

    We wish him well

  • @CL-hl8ui
    @CL-hl8ui 9 місяців тому +263

    Tim Dillon’s take on current events > literally anything else

    • @AlS-kz1yy
      @AlS-kz1yy 9 місяців тому +3

      you are beautiful

    • @HeyhitmeBAM
      @HeyhitmeBAM 9 місяців тому +1

      @@AlS-kz1yy no matter what they gayyy

    • @ervin500
      @ervin500 9 місяців тому

      @@AlS-kz1yysimp

    • @user-io6eq9gt6w
      @user-io6eq9gt6w 8 місяців тому

      You just confessed your love to a sweaty Bangladeshi man. And frankly, I'm happy for the both of you@@AlS-kz1yy

    • @77justin96
      @77justin96 8 місяців тому

      Gayer >

  • @hkmorhsi
    @hkmorhsi 9 місяців тому +101

    Any geopolitical take of this man is an instant classic

  • @justsomeguy_joe
    @justsomeguy_joe 9 місяців тому +39

    "in america... MAN do we have options"... lmao.

    • @daking414
      @daking414 9 місяців тому +9

      Lmao “he’s a mob rat with a PODCAST reading ads for blue chew”

    • @joebenson528
      @joebenson528 5 днів тому

      @@daking414
      Don't forget the important detail. Everyone he ratted on are guests of the podcast.

  • @jackashmore
    @jackashmore 9 місяців тому +43

    Tim is just pissed how nothing surprises him anymore and it makes him bitter see others surprised....and it makes for beautiful comedy

    • @mrscruffles801
      @mrscruffles801 3 місяці тому

      You just put into words how I felt lately lol

    • @jackashmore
      @jackashmore 3 місяці тому

      @@mrscruffles801 drink more it helps

  • @MKULTRA_Victim_
    @MKULTRA_Victim_ 9 місяців тому +68

    I've been waiting for him to comment on this. I love hearing his takes on geopolitical stuff like this!

    • @blackdynamite_5470
      @blackdynamite_5470 9 місяців тому +2

      Tim Dillon is one of the smartest people alive.
      He has an IQ of 169

    • @mrdean171
      @mrdean171 9 місяців тому +2

      Topics like this are where Tim shines the brightest. He’s at his best when the world is at it’s worst.

    • @awesomebeast7509
      @awesomebeast7509 9 місяців тому

      I still can’t get over “the price of fame” rant. One of my favorite TD rants

  • @conanmcclanahan1069
    @conanmcclanahan1069 9 місяців тому +9

    2:14... the fact that the targeted ad is a pair of sun glasses... has me on the fucking FLOOR!!!

  • @cctv5348
    @cctv5348 9 місяців тому +89

    God Bless Tim, his Mom and 2 former presidential chefs.

    • @Banana_Split_Cream_Buns
      @Banana_Split_Cream_Buns 9 місяців тому +1

      Oof!

    • @cliftonfurney5083
      @cliftonfurney5083 9 місяців тому +4

      And his personal chef that he let use his mansion while he was away. Oops. He drowned. Mysteriously. Must have seen big Mike getting out of the shower with that juicy hog

    • @josipbroztito204
      @josipbroztito204 8 місяців тому

      Thst would make tim part of the propaganda machine

  • @seanvti
    @seanvti 9 місяців тому +43

    My day is actually incomplete without some Timmy lol

    • @thenickseditious
      @thenickseditious 9 місяців тому +1

      Go outside

    • @seanvti
      @seanvti 9 місяців тому

      @thenickseditious LOL, I usually listen to the clips or the podcast while out walking. Nice try bud

  • @nunyobidness2358
    @nunyobidness2358 9 місяців тому +17

    He should have been put in prison like we do in the states... where the cameras never work when ya need em and the suicide rate is getting Japanese

  • @sayno2lolzisback
    @sayno2lolzisback 9 місяців тому +34

    The idea of an American mafioso having the choice to start a podcast after ratting out on all his friends is absolutely hilarious. That would be the end of goodfellas if it were made today

    • @him3990
      @him3990 9 місяців тому +14

      Bro, that’s literally Sammy “ the bull” Gravano, he ratted out Jon Gotti and the Gambinos and now has a podcast 🤣🤣

    • @sayno2lolzisback
      @sayno2lolzisback 9 місяців тому +3

      @@him3990 holy shit youre right 🤣🤣🤣

    • @user-io6eq9gt6w
      @user-io6eq9gt6w 8 місяців тому +7

      You havenet heard of Michael Franzese? The guy is LITERALLY in Goodfellas, and has like a million plus subscribers lol

    • @sayno2lolzisback
      @sayno2lolzisback 8 місяців тому

      @@user-io6eq9gt6w Just looked him up on UA-cam and the first video I see: "Should former criminals launch a career and profit of it?"
      🤣🤣🤣

    • @-BUGZ-
      @-BUGZ- 8 місяців тому +6

      @@sayno2lolzisbackThere are several of them who got out and instantly started podcasts after doing some interviews. Now we have them arguing with eachother on the internet. It’s a mockery and hilarious.

  • @halfpint5877
    @halfpint5877 9 місяців тому +27

    The funny thing is if he had got to america he would have probably lived out his life a very rich man doing interviews and podcasts and completely free of consequence

  • @funkk
    @funkk 9 місяців тому +10

    Life in the Big Kremlin!

  • @BLAISEDAHL96
    @BLAISEDAHL96 4 місяці тому +1

    Imagine diplomats at the UN with the earpiece in listening to this guy deliver an address.

  • @thewildfolk6849
    @thewildfolk6849 9 місяців тому +13

    Tim Dillon better fucking join the US curling team after this

  • @christines8529
    @christines8529 9 місяців тому +7

    I love Tim's commentary. He really has the ability to tell it like it is.

  • @AL-ge4sp
    @AL-ge4sp 9 місяців тому +8

    I want a school founded by Tim so I can learn how to do fake business

  • @Truckin4Tacos
    @Truckin4Tacos 9 місяців тому +7

    Putin really knows how to cancel a fella

    • @dbenoit4001
      @dbenoit4001 8 місяців тому

      “That Putin guy really knows how to cancel a fella, huh?” -Norm

  • @dalkurd1
    @dalkurd1 9 місяців тому +151

    This dude is a genius. Comparing the leaders in west v east, during and after politics, by how the leaders in the US, no matter how bad, can just switch career, keep making money and be welcomed back by the majority, while in Russia for example, you either stay on top politically, or you end up dead, or in prison.
    Stockholm, Sweden 🇸🇪

    • @john.jai.sullivan
      @john.jai.sullivan 9 місяців тому +5

      I like this

    • @mrkingjesse378
      @mrkingjesse378 9 місяців тому +20

      Dude you’re a genius. Pointing out how smart Tim is by referencing the same video we’re watching, who would’ve known?
      Oklahoma, USA 🇺🇸

    • @dalkurd1
      @dalkurd1 9 місяців тому

      @@mrkingjesse378 Haha! Sorry! Oklahoma huh? Damn. Please don’t tell me you support Trump? No I’m not a fan of Biden. DNC & RNC, wings of the same eagle

    • @benguensche
      @benguensche 9 місяців тому +2

      @@dalkurd1so you’re from sweden and are arrogant enough to tell an American who he should support?

    • @friedsensei
      @friedsensei 9 місяців тому

      ​@@mrkingjesse378Tin foil hat here. I think these OP comments are genuine, but there is an AI that finds these irritating comments, which just state the obvious shit we all just watched. These surface level comments get 50-100 likes in the first hour or two and remain at the top for the life of the video. It's a very effective way to dumb down the discourse. Every top comment on every political video is exactly this same pedantic take. The comment/like ratio is always fishy until the comment hits like 200 likes. I don't know about you but I comment/reply far more than I click like.

  • @wms7719
    @wms7719 9 місяців тому +5

    That’s life in the Big City 🤷‍♂️

  • @leagueisntbalanced8854
    @leagueisntbalanced8854 9 місяців тому +3

    yeah most trusted news source on UA-cam

  • @Illhostility
    @Illhostility 3 місяці тому +3

    Alexei is now dead too by the way, in case anyone wants to question Tim

  • @donluchitti
    @donluchitti 9 місяців тому +17

    The selfie thing can be explained bc he has a deal w Putin. If Prig decided to run or throw a fit everyone he cared for would be hurt. Prig was doing this bc his popular revolution failed. He had no choice. Putin had him on a PR tour/ high visibility just so when he whacked him, it’d be an example.

  • @papapillcosby
    @papapillcosby 9 місяців тому +3

    Tim’s titles are always on point

  • @11UncleBooker22
    @11UncleBooker22 9 місяців тому +8

    I'm sure it will work out for him.

  • @Roman-bcz
    @Roman-bcz 9 місяців тому +5

    Tim got the best rants

  • @jeffreyalexander1568
    @jeffreyalexander1568 9 місяців тому +2

    Life in the big city

  • @DomAtaGlance
    @DomAtaGlance 9 місяців тому +3

    If your president handles things the same way Homelander does in the Boys......well prob not ideal

  • @davids8127
    @davids8127 9 місяців тому +3

    Its so true, in America even mafia bosses switching to podcasting.

  • @Daddy1138-
    @Daddy1138- 9 місяців тому +1

    sounds like it’s a real knife fight out there

  • @ser_ryon_vine6392
    @ser_ryon_vine6392 9 місяців тому +3

    Sometimes I feel like Tim is doing a jiminy glick impression

    • @shouldbe4278
      @shouldbe4278 9 місяців тому

      I have thought that, too! Lol!

  • @HemiKortene420
    @HemiKortene420 9 місяців тому +7

    This guy right here with the shiny glasses...... I smell what he's steppin in

  • @firsttimediesels6289
    @firsttimediesels6289 9 місяців тому +5

    The most trustworthy news source in 2023...

  • @robertozambrano-mn7nk
    @robertozambrano-mn7nk 9 місяців тому +2

    Tim's glasses look like they're glitching

  • @BossSkyfall
    @BossSkyfall 9 місяців тому +2

    he might not even be dead 🤫

  • @timthepilot
    @timthepilot 9 місяців тому +1

    This is my most favourite of all Dillions rants 😂😂😂

    • @sayno2lolzisback
      @sayno2lolzisback 7 місяців тому

      "He cut a much milder figure wearing a polo shirt and mom jeans - Yeah. He's gotta DIE."
      😂

  • @barrymanutts8223
    @barrymanutts8223 9 місяців тому +2

    Perghozin also had a lot of Russian civilians who loved the guy looked up to him so the fact people are taking selfies with him isn’t new he is infact a big deal in Russia

  • @yami.jx13
    @yami.jx13 3 місяці тому +1

    This aged pretty fast 💀💀💀💀💀 Tim called it

  • @dtvzeitgeist
    @dtvzeitgeist 9 місяців тому

    one of the best rant ever 😂😂😂

  • @LookAtMeWhenImTalkingToU
    @LookAtMeWhenImTalkingToU 9 місяців тому +3

    The only Chef with 10 figures on his bank account on this planet,imagine that.

  • @AgitpropPsyop
    @AgitpropPsyop 2 місяці тому

    Prigozhin: “Putin, we are cool, right?“
    Putin: “…yeah, totally. 😏”

  • @john.jai.sullivan
    @john.jai.sullivan 9 місяців тому +12

    Is Tim using a different camera, the visuals look much cleaner and crisp

    • @cctv5348
      @cctv5348 9 місяців тому +4

      Hope people appreciate Ben had to go

    • @john.jai.sullivan
      @john.jai.sullivan 9 місяців тому +3

      @@cctv5348 🤣🤣🤣🤣 life in the big city 🌃

  • @BCConcerts
    @BCConcerts 9 місяців тому +1

    Tim: the great philosopher

  • @jaydinmoore3222
    @jaydinmoore3222 9 місяців тому

    I was waiting on tims take

  • @jo-annfat-bricks2471
    @jo-annfat-bricks2471 3 місяці тому

    Frank Sinatra ordered Otis Redding's Death after He passed Frank in the Charts

  • @AII118Duk3
    @AII118Duk3 7 місяців тому

    Saw you in Charlotte. Amazing show!!
    I can’t wait to see you back in the city.
    “Bojangles or Bank of America” 😂 so true. (If you know then you know)

  • @tomwilko7841
    @tomwilko7841 9 місяців тому +1

    Those glasses are POPPIN 👓

  • @thefacelessquestion3333
    @thefacelessquestion3333 9 місяців тому +3

    Like when Efrrey Jepstein was incarcerated,my brother and I looked at eachother and said uh-oh he's gonna be un-alived,same thing with this Wagner chief,that being said...this could be the CIA tho

  • @CozySophie
    @CozySophie 6 місяців тому +1

    I must say I do miss old Priggy

  • @yakivpopavich
    @yakivpopavich 2 місяці тому

    He was a rich guy with a lot of local and regional connections and support. He misinterpreted that as respect from the Russian federation and Putin, and found out the hard way that is not the case. Just the idea of him having the audacity to do what he did is insane. To fly after it in Russian controlled airspace is beyond risky. Not shocked he met the end he did, the way he did.

  • @peetsnort
    @peetsnort 9 місяців тому +1

    Progozhin obviously didn't read Greek tragedies.
    Icarus flew too close to the sun

  • @nikolaneberemed
    @nikolaneberemed 9 місяців тому

    "But they don't do what we do - they do war, they do coups..."

  • @WiLDCATZ
    @WiLDCATZ 8 місяців тому

    Good bit Tim. CIA on war and coups though says hold my beer lol

  • @bryanmckinley9384
    @bryanmckinley9384 9 місяців тому

    "The Fire Rises", "yes, brother the Fire Rises".

  • @kevbev1524
    @kevbev1524 8 місяців тому

    I have a feeling....
    Tim is on top things❤

  • @mikesantander6923
    @mikesantander6923 9 місяців тому +1

    Please have him be a radio character in gta 6

  • @jarrgilon
    @jarrgilon 9 місяців тому

    He was playing the long game

  • @lupa9527
    @lupa9527 8 місяців тому

    They straight up said they shot his helicopter down 😂

  • @joev7861
    @joev7861 9 місяців тому

    We needed something to happen lol probably our drone too

  • @Excremental_Discharge
    @Excremental_Discharge 9 місяців тому +3

    I've seen the movie Face/Off, he wasn't on the plane

    • @kamcobbe
      @kamcobbe 9 місяців тому +1

      He's probably on his way to Argentina

  • @annalulinkova
    @annalulinkova 9 місяців тому +2

    Лучшая аналитика происходящих событий 🎉

  • @sydney727
    @sydney727 9 місяців тому

    I just dont understand how an individual can be worth,valued, or possess 5 trillion dollar and thats just life?! Who do you even trust?

  • @mariahcastillo4226
    @mariahcastillo4226 8 місяців тому

    TIM FOR PRESIDENT

  • @alans5799
    @alans5799 9 місяців тому +1

    putin also making an example of igor girkin at the same time

    • @johndong7524
      @johndong7524 9 місяців тому

      They killed most of the prominent war criminals from 2014. Girkin was GRU, so they spared him, but he thought he was Taylor Swift too...

  • @accuser_of_the_brethren7816
    @accuser_of_the_brethren7816 9 місяців тому

    That Russian pop impression got me 😂 Dillon2024

  • @Nathan-hi9uu
    @Nathan-hi9uu 9 місяців тому

    He literally got executed

  • @jennycoyle8204
    @jennycoyle8204 9 місяців тому +1

    Tim Dillon international treasure and very smart man 😍

  • @kaydenshepherd510
    @kaydenshepherd510 9 місяців тому

    4:16 i spat out my food

  • @jorgovan-ni9kz
    @jorgovan-ni9kz 9 місяців тому +7

    As a Serbian I'm dying laughing at these jokes ahhahahha 😂😂😂

    • @ImaginationFriend
      @ImaginationFriend 9 місяців тому

      Same 😂

    • @johndong7524
      @johndong7524 9 місяців тому

      Kinda like Russians only they're not laughing, but screaming.

  • @christianrathbone9931
    @christianrathbone9931 9 місяців тому

    Tim Dillon = the new new news

  • @YourAverageExJunkie
    @YourAverageExJunkie 9 місяців тому +1

    Fuckin spittin

  • @ME4503
    @ME4503 9 місяців тому +1

    On a more serious note, Where can I get them mother fucking sun glasses?

  • @mattfrye2640
    @mattfrye2640 9 місяців тому

    That moment you realize you're more like the Big Bopper than Taylor Swift

  • @tylerao
    @tylerao 9 місяців тому +1

    There was supposed to be 10 people on the plane, they found 8 bodies

  • @alazkaalazka6087
    @alazkaalazka6087 9 місяців тому

    I live in Charlotte and I have to pull up now

  • @AckzaTV
    @AckzaTV 9 місяців тому +6

    he only "killed russian soldiers" after russian soldiers killed his own private russian soldiers , which is why he did the "march for justice" it was basically his protest against russia not apologizing for friendly fire or maybe for killing his private troops on purpose
    he was in a mini civil war and he had a good chance of actually taking over Russia and if he knew his plane woulda been deatroyed and he would be killed he would have kept going

    • @penismcbutt
      @penismcbutt 9 місяців тому

      Are you really trying to make excuses for a war criminal?

    • @icanary64
      @icanary64 9 місяців тому +1

      ​@@penismcbuttwhy not? American media does.

    • @commiehunter733
      @commiehunter733 8 місяців тому

      Maybe if biden ran Russia, he could've gotten away with the coup....

    • @WiLDCATZ
      @WiLDCATZ 8 місяців тому

      He had a good chance about as much as the January 6 riot had of over throwing the US election...

  • @geesixnine
    @geesixnine 9 місяців тому +1

    Putin literally wishe Him well

  • @vacantspace333
    @vacantspace333 9 місяців тому +2

    An American that actually gets it? Sign me up.

  • @christianemory5033
    @christianemory5033 9 місяців тому +2

    Tim I’ll come see ya in Charlotte and we’ll grab a beer after love ya bud

  • @thekrakeninggames
    @thekrakeninggames 9 місяців тому

    He could have been Sauidi'd

  • @johnnycage9283
    @johnnycage9283 9 місяців тому

    Is that a fucking Enron cup? I want one if it is!!

  • @robzombie5928
    @robzombie5928 9 місяців тому +1

    Russians understand if you are willing to betray someone once you will do it again, so make that mistake and it not work for you, we wish you well.

  • @theonlyrealAJ
    @theonlyrealAJ 9 місяців тому

    What is the brand of those sunglasses?

  • @Blashmack
    @Blashmack 9 місяців тому

    Prigozhin prigodipped

  • @dhaang126
    @dhaang126 9 місяців тому +15

    The contrast between this insanely good monologue and the awful shark episode just a few weeks back is like night and day 😂

  • @OutlierConcepts
    @OutlierConcepts Місяць тому

    I come back to this clip from time to time, because I've yet to hear a better explanation of American Vs Global Society. The American Dream isn't access to unlimited opportunity, its the options you have after you fail at those opportunities.

  • @ThatMichaelTGuy
    @ThatMichaelTGuy 9 місяців тому +1

    Okay but... who's Rosy O'Donal..?
    :)

  • @MyTv-
    @MyTv- 8 місяців тому

    Actually surprised it took so long. But, do wonder if they had to transport his body to crash site separately or it was included? At least Put bagged a couple of Nazis. He’s been talking about that since the start of the war.

  • @tech1238
    @tech1238 9 місяців тому +2

    Great bit

  • @MichaelBronnerLMHC
    @MichaelBronnerLMHC 9 місяців тому +1

    Flying out of Moscow or any Russian city was just careless. I think Putin gave him guarantees and he believed them. He got played and he should have stuck to selling hot dogs.

  • @MetalPersonJ
    @MetalPersonJ 8 місяців тому

    Wouldn't the summer be the easiest time to make a billion dollars?

  • @bydefault7795
    @bydefault7795 9 місяців тому

    The mob rules.

  • @peetsnort
    @peetsnort 9 місяців тому

    Live by the sledgehammer die by the plane bomb

  • @colonelblars9126
    @colonelblars9126 9 місяців тому +4

    Unlike Jefferson, Prigozhin actually set a couple people free. We wish the criminals Prigozhin freed well.

  • @soysaucehairdye7869
    @soysaucehairdye7869 9 місяців тому

    Joe Matarese is watching!

  • @mvs9122
    @mvs9122 9 місяців тому +1

    We are getting there in US

  • @hotbrasst2451
    @hotbrasst2451 9 місяців тому +1

    Love it

  • @Ufos4dahoes
    @Ufos4dahoes 9 місяців тому

    If people just looked at a map Wagner had to pull back into Russia to get to Belarus. Russia gave Belarus Tactical Nukes, so they sent battle hardened Wagner troops to get well rested & prepare for war on the Belarusian front. Also the head of Wagner was pronounced dead in Africa and once before in Ukraine. It's all just a Psyop.

  • @BlazingOwnager
    @BlazingOwnager 9 місяців тому

    My take on this whole thing was Putin wanted one last dinner with his favorite dog before putting him down.

  • @Teamshmo
    @Teamshmo 9 місяців тому

    lol his Russian raps is hilarious