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Randy Feltface - Ernest Hemingway (Draft One)
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- Опубліковано 20 бер 2020
- The life and times of Ernest Miller Hemingway in 3 and a half minutes. Excerpt from Randy Writes a Novel (Draft One), filmed in 2015 by Stupid Old Studios during the Melbourne Fringe Festival.
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Ok, so, what did we learn?
1) Hemmingway was a bit of a bastard
2) He was immortal until he chose not to be
yes
2) He was immortal until he chose not to be. I don't know why that is so fucking funny lol
I'd hate for him to steal another person's joke, but I honestly think he needs to add this bit to his story
The only thing that can kill Ernest Hemingway, is Ernest Hemingway
Got it
Hemmingway is Wolverine.
The fact the crowd isn't laughing too much makes me imagine Randy is just rambling about Ernest in an empty room which makes it better
This must've been one of the slow crowds he talked about in his recent special. Or the one before that. I remember him talking about how not a lot of people came to a few of his shows. Didn't think he was funny and just left.
Bc when he told this exact story in his special: Randy Writes a Novel. The crowd reaction was so much better compared to this. I'm talking as soon as he went "born in Chicago..." There was laughter.
ITS MORE ABOUT HOLY CRAP WOW!!
yeah he's just rambling in Ernest
There was a much better crowd one time with a guy named Matt who randy referred to multiple times and the crowd was loving it.
I'm guessing this was the show where the old woman was clipping her nails and left after she was done.
That _”I’m not making this shit up!”_ has to be the most sincerely emotional I’ve ever heard a comedian get.
Bravo.
I think it's because most (if not all) of Randy's stories are made up so he had to really sell the fact that he was being honest.
I had to fact check that bit about him being a KGB agent. Turns out he was in contact with the KGB, and given a code name, but that was as far as things went. TIL...
That’s pretty far.
This is one of the rare cases where the life of the writer is way more interesting than anything he wrote
but his biographies didn't received a nobel prize
@@nodirbekable And?
@@nodirbekable 2:30 Randy never said he won a nobel prize for his biographies. He just said he and I quote, "won a nobel prize", and that's it.
Hemingway won the 1954 Nobel Prize in Literature because of one of his narrative pieces.
There's no such thing as biographies being considered to be Nobel Prize in Literature worthy because biographies are just the re-telling of the author or another person's life. That category for Nobel Prize is only reserved for those who "produced the most outstanding work in an idealistic direction" (Hicks, L., 2017) and I don't think the biographies we have are applicable to be nominated in the Nobel Prize in Literature for something like that. Probably the Pulitzer Price (which Hemingway did won for the Fiction Prize in 1953), but not the Nobel Prize.
I mean that’s fair. But ‘For Whom the Bell Tolls’ goes fucking hard when Pillar tells that story of how that little village she’s from decided to kill all of those fascists in like a casual afternoon.
For whom the bell tolls is amazing
This crowd was laaaaame
His act wasn't much better. In fact, I skipped the last minute-thirty of it.
@@angelus_solus >:0 how dare thee (jk do what you want, I love him very much)
@@angelus_solus you're a heathen
they're french
Hemingway seemed like the sort of person who knew they were going to die eventually so he just went "Fuck it" and did whatever came to mind because you only live once, and in case people forgot his books, he'd try his damn hardest to make sure people remembered him
Full disclosure, only started reading Hemingway after I found out the sort of life he lived. Most writers will take their lives and try and make it more fantastical then put it into a story, Hemingway looked at his life and realized he needed to tone it down a bit in order for it to be believable to a reader. Think about the scene in John Wick 2 where the uncle is talking to his man about John and the guy kinda brushes him off until the uncle says "The one thing you need to know about all the stories you have heard about him are, if nothing else, watered down."
I do feel bad for him though. He was an obviously intelligent person until the electroshock therapy. Imagine remembering you were once a genius writer, and now you can barely dictate a memoir.
I wouldn't wish that on anyone.
@@namAehT I agree with you there, helluva guy and it baffles me how long it took people to realize that shock therapy doesn't help anyone in the slightest
It does help people, and is still preformed today.
Still my favourite Randy bit. Genius. That audience sucked, though. Pity.
I personally like the bookshelf story more, but this is still gold.
@@oz_jones MORGAN!
@@oz_jones If someone is doing a rapid fire bit, laughing too hard at any bit will throw of the tempo. He can't pause for laughter because it would ruin the timing and make the joke less funny.
They probably already heard it in the dvd
Comedy is subjective, Murray.
Ernest Hemingway: Human personification of the term "a Loose Unit".
What a guy!
sixstringedthing
Hemingway is a demigod. There is no other explanation.
I prefer to think of him as the original Florida man. :/
@@goroakechi6126
Only a son of Apollo could be that wild
I mean, people are getting a lot done during the quarantine but 3 videos in 3 minutes?! That seems a bit otherworldly
Michael Bachman Yeah, and all while he’s a puppet..... maybe it is another world lol.
Honestly with all the reuploads of his special on here it’s about time he starts uploading them himself
I am very happy to see that Randy is making a comeback
This was filmed in 2015
Gunnerligames well it was posted recently on his UA-cam
@@animationfailure1315 sadly it's super old
Well- there is the full purple privilege show up now- though idk how old it is
I like how until 1:06 nobody seems to be reacting to him, even though this is one of the funniest things I’ve heard!
They were waiting for an opening. Randy talks really fast.
Kyle Stubbs Yeah, you think this one’s fast, you should see the one in his Randy Writes a Novel show.
It's alright but it's definitely not one the funniest things I've heard.
@@The_Unknown_Mister_E this is clip from it...
@@brandonk8948 No it is not. This the first draft.
I was expecting "which left a life long path of rejecting women before they had a chance of rejecting him TAKE NOTE MATTY"
You know you watched Randy Wrote a Novel so much that expect him to say certain things lol
@@livlukacs5646 yes exactly
2:47 I'M NOT MAKING THIS SHIT UP! Hemmingway lived an unbelievably unstable existence.
He suffered from severe depression and paranoia. That led to alcohol abuse which led to less than positive life choices. 👀
A good movie to watch is midnight in Paris. Hemingway is a character who walks around asking people to box while drinking. Pretty accurate representation on him as a person
You can tell he polished up this bit and the bookshelf story since then. When he performed it in “Randy Writes A Novel” the delivery was better and it shows in the crowd. Really fun to see how Randy has revolved throughout the years.
Making fun of Matt really tied this joke together.
Garpocalypse really just pulled it up and together
@아니네 Who's Matt? I thought this was about Ernest Hemingway.
take Note MATTY
lmfao, killes me every time tbh
@@manoerinafanchannel3196 ditto. he was ON that entire performance.
"Take note Mattie"
He forgot to add how in key west he would spend alot of time writing at sloppy joes and was an avid boxer to the point where not even the champions wanted to fight him.
"IM NOT MAKING THIS SHIT UP!"
There was genuine emotion there
Hard crowd, expected a lot more laughs.
For a second I thought he was in an empty room because of the social distancing stuff
It's more riveting than it is funny.
Maybe they were actually listening. People are able to laugh without hysteria.
It’s a draft. Like a test audience and this was filmed in 2015 while Randy Wrote a Novel was released in 2018.
Well... This was the first draft after all
Even though i like the final version the most, i cant get over how great the pace and the movement in this one is
I could listen to hours of felt explaining history
And, of course, his stories had more drafts than Randy's "Gumtree" sketch.
Edit: Scratch that, he tells a slightly different version of the tale later in this special.
I mean, what is a draft
@@guerra3710 the same as a rough draft that you would submit in school, it isn't finished or perfected, just a general idea of what you're wanting to do
SHOT HIMSELF IN THE LEG WHILST AIMING AT A SHARK definitely got refined
Take Note Matty!
How does that even happen?
@@DrRank I'm assuming the gun was resting on the boat somewhere and he went to pull it up and whilst doing so, shot himself in the leg, or it was holstered on to his hip.
@@callofdutyblackops9 would've been funny as hell if it was a harpoon and was dumb enough to use his leg as a sort of stabilizing mount.
Seriously HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN??
It's not really the same without the adlibed line "Take note, Matty" And the "I'M NOT MAKIN' THIS SH* UP!!!"
2:47 is the "I'M NOT MAKING THIS SH*T UP" line
@@welcome2myhappyworld FUNNILY ENOUTH, i thought he did until this like
Wow! Three in a row.
*more please*
I only discovered randy a couple months ago and he quickly became my favorite comedian.
I memorized the "Randy Writes a Novel" version of this story but never checked up on Hemingway much. When Mr. Feltface mentioned Luxembourg I was intrigued because I lived in that country during the mid-90s (only important because 50 year anniversaries were a big deal), and had to Google Hemingway's coverage of the Battle of the Bulge, and now I love Hemingway (for realizing what a beautiful country Luxembourg is) and this bit even more. I learned something. Thank you, Randy Feltface.
That life story was intense mate💣
Three uploads? This much happiness may kill me.
More felty bits all over my screen.
How can someone with no eyebrows be so expressive😭
Hemingway makes me appreciate my health.
just goes to show that we are never too old for puppet shows. this is awesome! xD
At some point I'll be able to reiterate Hemingway's entire life history simply because of the amount of times I've heard it from Randy
"First draft! Fuck you, Hemingway!" would've been more than appropriate here. Still great!
I rarely laugh at comedians, you sir have restored my faith in actual humor. See you in Buffalo darling. Already going to buy tickets just to go back to my home state to see a purple puppet. Love the bow tie💜😊
We are blessed with these videos
I remember this fromm "Randy writes a novel"
Only been introduced to randy in the last two days, he's brilliant and this bit was amazing 😂😊🤣
Love his motion every time he says "Drank"
It's great to see how much he changed the delivery and timing of this before his Randy Writes a Novel special.
This is how I want history taught.
Why could we just learn about this instead of reading his work? This was soooo much more entertaining
I’M NOT MAKING THIS SHIT UP
The sheer intensity in his voice gets me every. Single. Fucking. Time.
WOOOO!! Randy!!
He would be the best and also the most god awful teacher AT THE SAME TIME!
And that's to say if he taught at a school.
Yeah I wasn't sure he can be the teacher but will we see his real face
Yo I dare any animator on Earth try to illustrate this amazing narration while Randy talks and snapshots of Ernest's life flashing on screen
ua-cam.com/video/MjIfc-b2gOQ/v-deo.html
Showed up on my search, 6 months after you posted above, thought you might want it
RANDY HELL YEA
Omg your hand work is so good. You make him look so alive.
I thought I knew the basics about Hemingway, but I hadn't even scratched the surface!
Best presentation.
I want you to know that we're learning about Ernest Hemingway in my AP Literature class, and this video is all I can think about
This is the best monologue I've ever seen. Should be taught in schools
Learned more here about Hemingway than I ever did going to visit his house museum in the Florida Keys.
My favorite writer, and my hero. What a life
"He spent most of the 1940s working for the kgb, IM NOT MAKING THIS SHIT UP!!"
And he wasn't. Hemmingway did some work with the NKVD which was the KGB's predecessor.
@@omnilisk279 Yeah but for the sake of the joke people know the KGB a lot better
I can not believe how he said all of that without messing up once
It's fascinating to compare this performance with the other. They're almost identical, yet worlds apart.
Take a drink every time you hear "drank"
You’d be as dead as Hemingway
That blew me away, lol Randy
I learned so much about Hemmingway today. That man lived enough lives for 5 fucking guys
Can this guy just do all history like this for us? Thanks!
Dudes the definition of being the lead roll of a war video game” because no matter how crazy the situation is, he would always live
This just confirms to me that Randy has only gotten more unhinged as the years pass and I love it
Seriously I love history when it's hilarious
it's like they have to be told when to laugh
Idk dude it's so fast paced and honestly don't care about Hemingway. I honestly didn't even laugh. Mainly just chuckled and shocked. Dude lived a crazy life.
Lived a better life than most of us ever will.
Have to say when i die.... this HAS to be my either ending song u play when u leave or what not so ppl can laugh but also so my dead ass could hear this one last time as its Fuckn hilarious
They say that the first draft of everything is shit, but that was a pretty good first draft.
I wish I could have a life half as eventful as this guy
I feel like this video is a pretty perfect explaination of randy
This was more informative and entertaining than all that time in high school studying Hemingway.
Effortless and awesome. Hope you get a contract!!
This slays. You have a gift.
You missed the part where he lived in Key West, Florida and pissed off the City Council by stealing a bunch of bricks to make a wall around his house, bricks meant for the roads, but they didn't want to piss him off because he was a massive tourist attraction just by living in their town, so they gave him an enormous fine of... $12.
A roller coaster of emotions
Every Hemingway school report in future will just be this now.
Talented dude love the entire thing
Randy time is the best time
I can only hope that somebody is able to summarize my life like this.
This guy is my new favorite Muppet.
Funny fuckin set, my dude! Hemmingway reduced into a perfectly digestible 3 and a half minutes, less time than it took to read the Wikimedia on him. Love love love it. I'd go back to college if you taught a creative writing course...
that was a master class
I fell back laughing; & almost spilled my cafe.
We need more of this
Much love Randy
Yessss now I don't have to watch the pirated one lol 😂
Come on Randy, give us more
i like how he tales this story quite a bit
He needs to do a show at Pittsburgh Pennsylvania
Hell yeah Randy the Purple Madlad!
What a guy!!
Jesus christ Ernest Hemingway really lived some kind of crazy god damn life. No matter what was thrown at him, the guy just wouldn’t completely die.
Well, when he threw two barrels of buckshot into his own brainpan, but ye. Some people do seem to be weirdly durable.
Note: he litteraly took 3:28, which means HE DID EXPLAIN ALL OF THIS IN LESS THAN THREE AND A HALF MINUTES
Ernest Hemingway, absolute Mad Lad
He needs to do one about Sir Richard Francis Burton... the whole thing about him trying to learn Simian Linguistics was absolutely hysterical.
I love you randy
To be fair, the bit in the randy writes a book one does have a more fleshed out speed and tone that makes it funnier.
I think Randy buying a bookshelf off Gumtree is his best. 😍😂
This crowd was not the right crowd, I always love this bit
This was the better draft of this joke, why are the laughing? I was laughing my ass off when I saw this.