Emoji Selection Committee Meeting
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- Опубліковано 30 сер 2022
- "We need five different skin colors of water polo players, and also three different genders." Comedian John Crist tries to imagine the rationale being used at the emoji selection committee meetings.
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“Can we please not with these very valid and accurate points?” Sounds like government
That’s many government policies and most corporate PR decisions for ya!
Sounds a lot like Hollywood
Sounds like them, and a ton of people lol
Sounds like the pro-abortion movement. There I go again! I made a joke that it will cancel me! xD
Ridiculous!!! Wake up!!
When they took the gun emoji away, my dad started using the squirt gun with a bomb next to it. 😂
That's brilliant
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Definitely was expecting the "pregnant man" to make an appearance😂
It’ll be brought up at the next committee meeting. 😂
It must only be on iPhone. My Android doesn't have it.
Mine does! So creepy!
There are actually 6 dudes in orange, 6 in green, with various skin color and hair differences. Only 6 in purple representing different women. Lord help us!
🫄🫄🏿🫄🏻🫄🏼🫄🏽🫄🏾
🫃🫃🏻🫃🏼🫃🏽🫃🏾🫃🏿
🤰🤰🏻🤰🏼🤰🏽🤰🏾🤰🏿
@@dianekmk 🫃🏻
@@dianekmk Neither does mine.
This is John at his best, just telling it like it is.
"what is more unlikely, a unicorn or a black trans person in a canoe?" 😭😭😭
I’m impressed how John hasn’t been censored yet for sharing so much obvious truth
They tried in 2019
Just wait, if he says "women are female", the internet will explode into a collective tantrum
I'm glad he hasn't
Shhh don’t jinx it.😉
We need a part two to this 😂😂😂😂
yes
I was not expecting this video to get so political 😂
He can't take it anymore like the rest of us I love that he went in on this 😂
the fact that race and delusion(LGBTQ) have to be involved in politics is actually insane, but then again we're called humans, we are awful stupid beings
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"Maybe just hop off that pedestal super-quick!" 🤣🤣🤣
All I know is if I send someone the pregnant dude emoji and they don’t respond with at least 3 laughing emojis, they’re getting blocked
Ok John, you triggered me by equating Android with Pagers!!!! LOL! There is so much truth in this video. It is hilarious and sad at the same time. Great video. Keep up the good work!
The turtle bit was killer 😂😂
Redheads out here asking to be included in the emojis and they just give us one plain emoji that we still can’t apply to all the fun poses 🙃😂
omg I never thought of that it's so true
Exactly 💯
Yeeeeep
The emoji is officially ruined. Thank you for bringing this to light.
Laughing face
As a former D1 full scholarship female swimmer, that emoji IS offensive to me! :-)
On behalf of humanity, we apologize. We can do better!
John you're so funny!! You crack me up. I wish that we had a normal size pink heart. What do we have? 💌💘💝💖💗💓💞💕💟💔 but no plain pink heart.
literally i have asked myself this mentally every time i text and try to find a plain pink heart lmao
@@deedL3 it would be good. Lol
That’s weird how they don’t have that
@@rumblebird9888 it's probably politically incorrect lmao
The emoji we all really need!
Still watching for the red head of emoji of these two emojis 🤦🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️😂
but they need at least 17 different colors of hair for each emoji
💕the mermaid emoji has red hair😂🤣😂🤣 🧜🏼♀️ 💕
“The peach and eggplant” of course. Never ever talks about fruit and vegetables.
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Amazing as always. Leave it to the comedians to tell it like it is.
Lego characters was the best way to include everyone. No person has bright crayon color yellow skin
And Emojis used to be yellow too. Until... 5 skin tones
@@batziii8745 Yeah. I like it better when you have the yellow smiley that represents all of us instead of dividing us up by our skin tones. The beauty of using yellow is that no one can tell anyone "You just like that 'cause it looks like you!" since it doesn't look like any of us.
Liver failure
I love the reference to the plastic straws🤣🤣🤣
Local restaurant does not use plastic straws but all the to go boxes are plastic and cups are plastic. FFS 🤦🏼♀️
So good! Thank you John Crist for this video!!
Loving this format, keep em coming
Always love seeing your videos! We loved your show in nyc!
Ok but seriously, all we want is a solid pink heart….
The group is actually called the Unicode Consortium, which seems insane to me.
I really hope you are doing well… every character in this episode looks like they need a good nights sleep.
Agreed
I love his comedy, but that was the first thing I noticed too!
Brilliant again! Love to you, John. 💛
This deserves WAY more views!! 😂👍🏼
This needs to go viral! Thank you for doing more than just being funny.
Anyone still using emojis from the good old days? :-) ;-)
YESSS
I use :) and xD and lol and haha and :( and :O because i dont have emojis cuz im on a laptop
with those, race is in the eye of the beholder, depending on what color of text you have.
🔫 Wait, it's a thing. I type gun, it puts 🔫. Wow.
The last question was so funny 😂 I didn't know where it was going
You’ve got both 😂
Best video yet John!
That last joke got me so good!!!
Did not think I would laugh the most with 10 seconds left.
Man this is one of your best bits yet
That is one of the most clever vids I've seen in a while lol
John is a gem!!!
Killing it! Love the satire. Keep it up my friend😁
Grabbed my attention and I couldn't even move until this was over! Boy, you have had some product placement because I was glued to this one!
Oops, is "boy" in appropriate? Well... you'll be okay.
John so true keep it coming!!!
Oh man thank you John, brilliant as ever.😂😂😂😂😂😂
I really enjoy theses videos :)
This is a genius creation for a vid. Love this dude
Quick change: Why would the male swimmer competing against women be in 2nd place.... Liam Thomas is definitely in the lead!
It's one of the races he threw so it wouldn't look like he was that dominate.
@@purselmer5931 facts! Haha
Lmfao 😂
Hahaha!
I’m impressed that they had the blind emoji up on the screen 😂 I never thought about that…
This is amazing, keep it up.
John slays it again!! So trueee!
Omma gootness, this is so great in so many, very discreet ways!
Quite frankly, I just want a margarita emoji. Is that to
much to ask?
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@@dianekmk , I would say that looks like a Bahama Mama🤔
Alcohol kills more people than gun violence though🥲
🍸 This is a margarita on mine (Android), but it might show up differently for you
@@audrieking7109 I don’t have that one.
I guess I'll need to page someone with an iPhone to comment on this video for me.
The appropriation comment😂
Solution: Let's just get rid of all emojis
Agree
I second this.
:) XD
Loved it! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
The turtle and the straw got me 😂😂😂
im dying! I love this! this is to Funny
Wow…. This was so good!!
This is your best video
This is amazing!!!!!!
Thank you!!!
This was fantastic
Bruh John's sense of humor is legitness 🤣
Yup... this was your best ever, John! I've rolled my eyes when scrolling through these stupidly inclusive wannabee emojis many times.
Remember when they took the egg off the 🥗 salad emoji for the vegans?! 😆
@@dianekmk are you serious? Stars above
Spot on. Exactly what sensible people are thinking about all this nonsense. Great work, John!
Almost fell off my chair with the turtle plastic straw thing
Gotta love a committee! Most meetings on any subject …..similar
This is awesome 😆
On fire (as usual)!
Hilarious 😂😅Truth is so funny!
Literally skyrocketing
This is fire
😂😂😂 that ending tho!
I'm scared to share this, and you're out there just making the video and posting it! 🤣🤣 Loved it.
This video is perfect!
You speak so much truth Mr. Crist!
Ha! the ending was brilliant
Best ever!!
The black trans in a boat . .. I am done 😆 🤣 😂 as black people 😆 🤣 😂
Not just any boat though...a canoe. 😂
@@Editorknowsbest yes, too funny!
I’ve been testing my emoji’s after watching this. I had no idea about all these emoji’s 😂
Exactly what I've been thinking!
Hahahaha this is great!!😂🔥
I can't with you 😂😂😂
🎯 as usual, John tells it like it is
"Pager is about effective as an Android" hahahah as an Android user that was great!
Brilliant.
"There is no option to put a straw in the turtle's eye" 😂😂
Omg! I love this!!!! 🤣
🤣🤣🤣 valid points sir
Brilliant. This wins the internet today.
Wow this is a brave video! Good for you John, I love it!
Love this lol
Hilarious, I'm laughing.
Wait til the end!!! LOLOLOL!
"A pager is about as useless as an Android" Ohhhh snap, ROFL!!!!
Good one John crist
Genius!
Glad you weren’t too scared to make this, unlike most people
Hahahaha!!! Nailed it 😂😂
LoL 😂 Seriously people…can we all just quit THINKING! Well done 🇺🇸❣️🇺🇸
I can't get enough of this guy he is hilarious
I LOL’d at peach and eggplant!