Tim Hawkins & John Crist [LIVE] "Jokes, Thoughts & Ideas That Don't Fit"

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  • @donnamccullough1375
    @donnamccullough1375 2 роки тому +21

    Oh my gosh i love how Tim says a joke and just calmly goes back to playing that flute thing!

  • @kimconrad5156
    @kimconrad5156 Рік тому +3

    Would love to see these two together live.❤😅

  • @taliasega9982
    @taliasega9982 3 роки тому +52

    I would love to see these guys on stage together. HILARIOUS!

  • @genewilliams617
    @genewilliams617 Рік тому +3

    I played in a Christian Blues Band, called "8th Chapter of Lamintations"!

  • @waitingbutexcited2386
    @waitingbutexcited2386 3 роки тому +40

    It's December 24th 2020 and I'm recuperating from knee surgery so I figured I needed this inbetween taxing knee exercises

  • @robertpreisser3547
    @robertpreisser3547 3 роки тому +47

    The way Tim picked up on John’s “tweets” and made them even funnier proves just how quick-witted he really is!

  • @RU-HDD-4-HVN
    @RU-HDD-4-HVN 3 роки тому +17

    They play well together....... The best of the best!!

  • @Thecaffeinatedmagician
    @Thecaffeinatedmagician Місяць тому

    Best comedy duo!

  • @misskayla3ish
    @misskayla3ish 7 місяців тому +1

    I love how they laugh at each others jokes.

  • @lindadaniels5866
    @lindadaniels5866 3 роки тому +23

    I saw them together years ago. They were funny.

  • @jekku4688
    @jekku4688 4 роки тому +67

    Tim just looks so caszh, and John looks perpetually nervous, LOL. p.s. how does Tim do that phone voice??? Also how many instruments can Tim play?

  • @CharlotteWeidnerCharotteWeidne

    I love Tim😂😂😂

  • @toddbowser9415
    @toddbowser9415 3 роки тому +61

    Timothy Hawkins is the funniest man alive!!

    • @RU-HDD-4-HVN
      @RU-HDD-4-HVN 3 роки тому +3

      Todd gets it!! That's right!! Truth!!!

    • @lucasbury7587
      @lucasbury7587 3 роки тому +1

      Late reply but so true!!!

  • @lorisarchet7732
    @lorisarchet7732 3 роки тому +9

    This was a HOOT!!

  • @johnrieck1846
    @johnrieck1846 3 роки тому +49

    Two very hilarious christian comedians

    • @jasonpowers3094
      @jasonpowers3094 Рік тому

      Proves you don’t have to be trashy to be classy!?!

  • @ginnyberg9271
    @ginnyberg9271 3 роки тому +4

    I love both of these guys

  • @Elizabeth-lj1vm
    @Elizabeth-lj1vm 3 роки тому +8

    Love these two!

  • @niniandsunny1353
    @niniandsunny1353 4 роки тому +12

    11:21..John, now didn't that get you in trouble before?! Im just kidding. I love watching you both, Tim and John! 👍🏻

  • @thehistorybounder
    @thehistorybounder 3 роки тому +10

    I laughed so hard!!!!! I love these guys 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Eppsfactor95
    @Eppsfactor95 3 роки тому +5

    John and Tim on the same stage yes

  • @vinnypinatelli221
    @vinnypinatelli221 3 роки тому +4

    I love them they were hilarious!!!

  • @danieljohnston4960
    @danieljohnston4960 2 роки тому +2

    I love the phone man voice!!!!

  • @FruitnotAnut2011
    @FruitnotAnut2011 3 роки тому +15

    That’s the funniest I’ve ever seen John.

  • @sharonlynn7013
    @sharonlynn7013 3 роки тому +3

    U guys are gr8.. need to ad Shonda Pierce, to the dance!

  • @TheEminemfan10
    @TheEminemfan10 Рік тому +2

    The yoga bit🤣

  • @iblafin
    @iblafin 3 роки тому +12

    The funniest thing I’ve seen Tim do is a skit called Thats the worst. I still laugh about it

    • @roger3958
      @roger3958 2 роки тому +1

      Best joke ever. Any time I hear some one say that’s the worst…. I stop and say in a deep voice. “Really.” Lol
      “U know….. when you’re all the mall…….”

  • @maggiemathews6352
    @maggiemathews6352 3 роки тому +26

    John looks like a teenager next to Tim, what with his hair and plain polo next to Tim’s close-cropped do and plaid overshirt.

  • @jansley4
    @jansley4 4 роки тому +10

    Jonas brother falling ... hilarious

  • @mickaylawhitmore2337
    @mickaylawhitmore2337 3 роки тому +30

    Omg
    He looks like a jonas brother falling out of a building 🤣🤣

  • @PursuingHeaven
    @PursuingHeaven Рік тому +3

    Can you image trying to have a funny face off with Tim? I think John is hilarious but trying to make it through an entire scene with Tim on stage without losing it would be impossible.

  • @T410ce
    @T410ce 3 роки тому +29

    Tim kind of sounds like Robin Williams at times

    • @SirGingerOfKnight
      @SirGingerOfKnight 3 роки тому +3

      especially if you've accidentally been running a watch later playlist at 1.25 or 1.5x speed!

    • @RachelDee
      @RachelDee 3 роки тому +1

      @@SirGingerOfKnight I *have* to try this now. Thanks for some of the funnest advice I've gotten in a long time.

  • @elizabethlarson7667
    @elizabethlarson7667 3 роки тому +3

    Real like the Bible verse for everything

  • @keithgaming7
    @keithgaming7 3 роки тому +2

    Tim is so funny

  • @carypeterson9554
    @carypeterson9554 3 роки тому

    I was wondering when then or on joke was going to come! Lmbo!

  • @soulassimilate3203
    @soulassimilate3203 2 роки тому +3

    you should call these Z-weets (Zen tweets): Tweets For The Meditating Twit. hahahaha

  • @berryyarbrough8505
    @berryyarbrough8505 3 роки тому +5

    Funny Stuff

  • @rasheedabowers7598
    @rasheedabowers7598 3 роки тому +7

    I don't understand the Chinese restaurant joke....explanation anyone?

    • @the_wordsmith572
      @the_wordsmith572 3 роки тому +20

      A "Chinese Fire Drill" Is when you stop your car at a stop light and everyone gets out, runs around the car then gets back in.

    • @rasheedabowers7598
      @rasheedabowers7598 3 роки тому +2

      Thx!

    • @gileadlane
      @gileadlane Рік тому +1

      I don't get the Tonka truck one either..

    • @estherclawson6876
      @estherclawson6876 Рік тому +1

      ​@@gileadlaneit's a big booty joke.

  • @thohangst
    @thohangst 3 роки тому +9

    Uh oh, these two maroons on the same stage, should be awesome.

    • @oliviawilson7138
      @oliviawilson7138 3 роки тому

      Maroons? Did you mean morons?

    • @thohangst
      @thohangst 3 роки тому +1

      @@oliviawilson7138 youth, Looney Tunes. Looney Tunes, youth. You two have a lot of catching up to do.

    • @oliviawilson7138
      @oliviawilson7138 3 роки тому

      @@thohangst oh I’ve seen looney tunes, I just didn’t realize that’s what you were implying , I’m sorry 😂😂😂

  • @michaelvantuinen9216
    @michaelvantuinen9216 3 роки тому +4

    I can only imagin was written and performed by MercyMe casting crowns totally different different band

    • @ezekielsandifer156
      @ezekielsandifer156 7 місяців тому

      It was a part of a joke. John wasn’t even insinuating that casting crowns wrote that song anyway

  • @chadsommars7229
    @chadsommars7229 3 роки тому +2

    What’s that instrument?

    • @RU-HDD-4-HVN
      @RU-HDD-4-HVN 3 роки тому +3

      Some kind of Native American wooden flute.....sounded great!.... could have more of a technical name.. hope that helps.

    • @nancystevenson562
      @nancystevenson562 2 роки тому +2

      Sounds like a recorder to me, possibly an alto one.

  • @shannonmcintyre9117
    @shannonmcintyre9117 3 роки тому +5

    A smoke detector is not a food timer.

  • @beah1979
    @beah1979 2 роки тому +1

    How old is this

  • @rayjay1543
    @rayjay1543 2 роки тому +3

    Jokes about Job's suffering?!?!? Too soon, guys, too soon.
    😉

  • @fernhadley845
    @fernhadley845 4 роки тому +7

    🤣

  • @annav21
    @annav21 3 роки тому +4

    I don't get the firemen joke lol

  • @shannonmcintyre9117
    @shannonmcintyre9117 3 роки тому +1

    Didn't know how 2 toot a flute

  • @hauttedoggie
    @hauttedoggie 3 роки тому +2

    I’m going to start a Christian band and call it Skittles Again

  • @71nettie
    @71nettie 3 роки тому

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @mountainsriversandtrees1474
    @mountainsriversandtrees1474 2 роки тому

    😂😂😂

  • @walkersonneville5036
    @walkersonneville5036 3 роки тому +1

    Jobs wife did die.... ?

    • @seedsoflove7684
      @seedsoflove7684 2 роки тому +2

      She is dead, yes.

    • @mynamesnotimportant6941
      @mynamesnotimportant6941 2 роки тому +1

      not when Job was hit with all the plagues and such

    • @TheHoriginal
      @TheHoriginal 2 роки тому +1

      She didn’t, just the kids & servants. He flanked on that one …

    • @mynamesnotimportant6941
      @mynamesnotimportant6941 2 роки тому

      @@TheHoriginal she died, just not with the servants. Otherwise she'd be still alive 😉😛

  • @timar6868
    @timar6868 3 роки тому

    The reason why they readvideo games for mature is because you have to be mature to like video games it’s pretty obvious. I mean seriously that guy such a Normie