Single Girls on Valentine's Day - John Crist and Trey Kennedy
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- Опубліковано 12 лют 2019
- John Crist and Trey Kennedy are Single Girls on Valentine's Day! "I just feel like everyone has a soulmate...well you know what we have? Postmates."
John Crist is a standup comedian. For more videos, bio and live tour schedule visit www.johncristcomedy.com
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"Thanks to a man who actually kept His word." 🙌
I laughed so hard. Favorite part of the video!
Ikr I love that part!!!!!
My favorite part too!!
lol same this joke made me cry!!!
Word!!! It's true though. No man will ever love me like Jesus does...❤️❤️❤️..#myheartisspokenfor
“Everyone has a soulmate...”
“You know what we have? Postmates.”
“Preach.”
EVERY SINGLE WHITE GIRL
LMAOOO
“Well at least Easter is just around the corner, thanks for a man who actually kept his word” 😂
I laughed SO hard... 🤣
That line was genius!
This one was the epic 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 PURE COMEDY GOLD
Praise Jesus 😆🙏🏽
Amen!
"Valentine's Day"
"My parents have been married for 27 years and they don't even celebrate it."
AMEN! 😂
Men of the A
“I don’t have a boyfriend, but I have a weighted blanket. So, same.”
KILLED ME 😂😂😂
dont forget the vibrating robot in your nightstand... Your gonna need it... MGTOW grows
Love the weighted blanket comment!
@SeriousName are you assuming gender???
Omg I read this as he was saying it in the video 😭😭😂😂😂
Lol
“I get Ben you get Jerry” 😂
its jerri
Yup, I feel the same ☹
He went 🤣😂😅😆😁😄😃😀🙃😕🙁☹️😔😣😖😫😢😭
I read this right when he said that lol
Pfp 😍😍😘
*eats chocolate*
"Don't worry Cupid, I'll be a bigger target in no time"
☠️☠️☠️
Omg I died at that part😂😂
*looks in trashcan* "Is my love life in there?" BEST PART
😂
I just keep thinking about how, they did this in the store acting like that 😂
I kept focusing on that too.
Sarah Tilton 😊😂
Yes! Like it's not walmart with low expectations..they are in TARGET! Hey, at least it wasn't Harris teeter or Kroger, that probably would have got them banned
I think he's hilarious. I'm definitely a fan, I just would cringe if I saw this at any store. I started to laugh at the comedic value of it then cringe when something was thrown or opened. I get they paid for it. Too me for being vocal Christian it was just not my taste for this particular video. Love most of his stuff. And this was funny, just I thought it was a little distasteful of a store and other customer's
I was gonna say, they probably asked nicely and were allowed in there after hours because it looked empty, but I did see another customer scanning through just now...
"I'll be a bigger target in no time."
underrated joke...jajaj
I died....LMAO!!!!!!
Same. 🙋🏾♀️😂
I too am single but I can assure you I will be eating the entire family dinner
YAASSS!!! ☝️☝️☝️
👏👏👌
😂😂
😂😂😂
Me, too😂😂
"Dude are you oka-"
"I love babies."
How much time did you guys spend in Target?
I too would like to know lol
Since last valentines day
@@LonelyEmpireMusic Since they last both broke up
You can never spend enough time in Target
1.4 Million Christians hope they spent no money. I guess just spending time in there isn’t way too bad.
Oh 2 percent, that’s more effort then my ex had put in 😂
Elijah Zielke literally read this as he said it 😂
Aly Marcel lol
Elijah Zielke lol
(input name) sup
Woooooow. Roast🔥🔥
Big ups to Jesus for being the only man to keep His word 😊
“Thanks for a man who actually kept his word “ 😆😆😆😆
2:02 "Well I guess Cupid missed me with his arrow this year. But don't worry Cupid, I'll be a bigger target in no time" dying 😭
Meeeeeeeee
You what??
Meeeee 😂😂😂
Amen to the line referring to Easter and how "There's at least one Man who kept His word" These dudes be speaking truth and I'm so thankful for the laughs from this skit but more importantly for the reality of that sentence.
I was like "hahaha, preach! back to haha."
I think that was my fav part! It was all so good!
*word*
Right! 😂🙏🏽
Amen sister
Ok...I feel attacked by the cat litter one
I laughed pretty hard at that one! Love my kitties
And he got two containers of cat litter! Lol...for how many cats???
Why do you feel attacked
Cats are a joy!
😂
*"There it is! The perfect section for me!!"*
Single Food Section
"Don't worry Cupid, I'll be a bigger target in no time."
I told this to so many people ate church last night, my best friend groans when I start it again.
« I’m gonna need this for my emotional baggage »🧳 lol 😂
Melvis Ndiloseh MDR 😂 c’est clair que tu parle français parce que des « «
LeahLuvv Anderson lol 👌
"I need this shovel... to dig up memories."
👀... suuuuuuuure.....
Grounds a bit hard this time of year though
Totally not my ex’s body~😇
"Don't worry Cupid, I'll be a bigger target in no time." 🤣
Oh great perfect couple, we get it 😂
I thought you were referring to John and Trey for a second. 😂
Sarah Anderson LoL yup, what if I was 🤔
Sarah Anderson 😂
Elijah Zielke u have 2 comments at 1k + likes
"Oh, 2%? That's about the effort my ex used to put in..." 👀😂
Lol 😂
"Girl, instead of being petty, lets just go get a pedi." *clap* "Yes, mani too"
"I'd rather be opening up my heart than another bottle of Yellowtail, but here we are." 😂😂😂
“This salad has more dates than I went on in the last year.”
WHY DO I RELATE TO THAT SOOO MUCH?!??!
Ditto!
Easter's around the corner, "thanks for a man who sticks to His Word." Awesome!!!!
Can you explain I don't get it ?
@@ariellec9676 the Lord Jesus Christ was a man of action. Some men are not. Lol.
This was my fav!
I thought this was referring to the Resurrection
G JJ Me too. Jesus told his disciples multiple times what would happen when they got to Jerusalem. Jesus repeatedly told his disciples he would be beaten, crucified, and rise on the third day; He did what he said.
"How about instead of Call Of Duty, you call and ask me out" genius 10/10.
lol i love how john goes "oh video games..." but they were movies
Must've been somebody shopping in front of the games.
I can only imagine the weird looks you guys got.
Alex Hooper haha 😂 me to!
Omg, I sang the "I can only imagine" part of your sentence without even trying...yep, I grew up a Christian 😂😂
@@RoxxieDymond I did that too when I posted it 😅
Alex Hooper yes😂😂
Probably not as many as when they did the last "bachelorette" video in Nashville.
You two are the comedy dream team. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE keep doing videos together. You two are nuts. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I guess there really is someone out there for everyone! 😅
Such a great pair! I want to watch a movie starring these hunks!
Easter, the one about a man who actually kept his word 🤣
“Tim tebow and chris pratt are both engaged!” 😂😂😂
“Thanks for a Man who actually kept his word” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
1 800 still single 😂
On hold....😄
*I'll hold
"I'll hold" ...But for how long?😂
"You know what letter I'm getting this holiday? *An L."*
Sis I can't. ☠️
“Well, at least Easter is right around the corner. Thanks for a man who actually kept his word!” Lol 😂
"Oh I bet everyone else is getting their love letters this year, you wanna know what letter I'm getting? An L" lol hahahaha 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣 I'm dying
Are we sure the two of them aren’t the same person??
Lmao
🤣
they are definitely not the same, but maybe could pass for brother's 😁
I used to get them confused lol
Indeed they do look like alike but no. Two different people.
"Oh, another Valentine's Day without a date. These are my emotional baggage."
Thanks to the man who actually kept his word!! 😆😀 - Amen.
What got me was the slap Mr. Coffee received!!
I remember these types of valentine days.......then at 38 I settled because I was afraid of being alone. 5 years and 2 kids later I’m alone again but this time I LOVE LOVE LOVE IT!!! Celebrate your aloneness if that is where you are and love yourself. Let it play out the way it’s going to naturally. Happy Valentines Day!
Yes, naturally. I have been relying on that, not forcing anything.
“Gorilla glue-my-heart-back-together” 😂😂
Lolll “Instead of being Petty, let’s get some pedi “
Good life advice : instead of being petty, let's get a pedi...MANI TOO!
YESSSSSSSS I needed this. Another Valentine’s Day with no relationships and a younger sister who’s had a boy friend for 3 years 🤷♀️
What is keeping him from proposing? Maybe you're in a better situation than she is?
People find it difficult to commit.
Only God is true.
Don't put all your faith in another to "complete you". Marriage takes 100% of both parties committed to God (and each other).
😇😎😀
Jeffrey Potter yep, 3 years is too long in the Christian world. My younger sister dumped hers after 3 years and then he proposed...it was a strategy and it worked🤣🤣 They’ve been married for 6 years now. Oh and did I mention I’m still single?🙄
Hang in there
Yeah with a younger sister who has been married for three years
In the crib - "I love babies."
That's hilarious.
Jon and trey is my favorite male friendship
Mikayla Holloway
Bromance 😂
They're friends? I saw some chemistry.
Kinda getting on the sodomy side a bit, being in a target and all 🤔😐
Elijah Pearrow
Literally dying 😂😂
@@alexanderwizner6878 lol no you didn't
I’m a single guy on Valentine’s Day, does that count?
Chatty Matty
LOL I think it does 😂 usual girls take it harder tho 😂
@@macyilene3027 we take it really hard....meaning that we just buy chocolate for ourselves
Evan McLeod smart man
Yes. 💯. Except it's probably whiskey instead of wine😂
Yeah it counts!😂
"Oh, Energy drink I need of these to help answer my mom's questions about why I'm single" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Don't worry Cupid, I'll be a bigger target in no time!" Lol
*looks at rack of movies*
oH vIdEo GaMeS gReAt
XD
Graham T oh my goodness I just saw that lol
"Well, at least Easter is right around the corner. Thanks for a man who actually kept his word." I laughed for a solid 5...no exaggeration!
Emotionally-charged Trey and John go to Target.
*peeks into trash can*
"Wait. Is my love life in there?? Yoo-hoo!" 😁🤭
Relatable 😅 Happy Valentines Day Ladies! You are beautiful inside and out, never settle, and eat a lot of chocolate!
I will not settle but no promises on the chocolate 😁
"a man who actually kept his word" YEEEEEESSSS!!!!
I swear these 2 were seperated at birth 🤣🤣 they are so funny and look like they could be family lol
“Hmm 24 chocolates.. one for every time I’ve been left on read.” I... I freaking died inside like that’s me
and confirmed. we NEED a Crist/Kennedy channel 🙈
"This salad has more dates on it than I had in the last year." Omg
Bigger TARGET in no time!! Lol😆😆😆
I love your "pointed toe" on the stump...ahhh....so funny!!! 💕😄💓 to You Both!!!
Wahhhhhhhhhhhh this is so relatable...sadly. Happy Singles Awareness Day!!
But this video made me almost cry 'cause of laughter, so that's better than it usually is....
💀💀💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭 #imdone
Happy Galentines to you too.
@alphant1 That's me... Over 30 and single. Gave up on being a mom. Lol
MaddyTheCatGirl Woodburn get rid of the cat girl part of your name, then feed the cat to a dog, BOOM. Immediate boyfriend.
YES! I was just planning to go to the store the day after Valentine's day to buy myself discount chocolate!
Genius
Smart😁
I'm always there!!
We still do that as a family... budget training?
the joke about being stumped had me DYING
Even the coffee machine is in a relationship- unbelievable
*smacks it*
I’ll be a bigger target In no time 😂
Did you just..... open a drink... IN THE STORE?!?!?!
My fave thing is walking up to the DVDs and saying "video games!"
1:00
" how 'bout instead of call of duty,you call and ask me out " 💀😂😭😂💀
Perfect delivery
Really? Target? Check your heart.
Check it, guard it, never unlock it!
I know it, I preached against their bathroom policies so this makes me laugh
Amen! Preach it!
Why?
Target allows men to use girls bathrooms if they self identify as a woman.
These two together are GOLD!!😂😂😂
This video made me laugh so hard, totally forgot I was in the middle of a class lecture ... needless to say , was quickly asked to leave ... my heart may not be broken , but my grade sure now is 😂👌
Oh lord
I've been single for 2 years now & I LOVE Valentine's Day 😂 I get so excited making people cards and giving extra hugs and giving cute little cards to strangers that say God loves them!! It's such a fun day, single or not! It's about LOVE, not relationships! Show some extra love to your mama or your best friend. Pay for a stranger's gas, their groceries, or something! There are so many ways to show love to everyone, single or not 💗💗💗 I LOVE VALENTINE'S DAY SO MUCH & I'M SINGLE 😄💗
Side note: I'm a music teacher so I made all of my students a little goodie bag & they LOVED them! Acts of love are for ALL, not just those in relationships :')
Also, great video John! It made me laugh as always 😂
You lie...jk
@@FamBAMiLee haha 😂
You are awesome💝
You're one awesome young lady! 😁
Great attitude, I love that! You've inspired me :)
How did you guys get away with playing around in Target? 😂
(e.g., Large man sleeps in a baby crib at 🎯 Target.) #TargetDay #TargetFunDay
HS 4JC if you just go do it what's the worst that'll happen, get kicked out?? Oh no....lol
As a target employee... wont get kicked out unless you're still doing it at 10
Right? As teenagers we got kicked out of Kmart.
Store manager must be a John Crist fan 😅
If you're in a Target its doubtful there are any employees to see you.
You have no idea...how much I needed this for Singles Awareness Day!
you slapped the coffee machine for being in a relationship 😂
the bitterness is too real
I love their bromance! ❤️
"Thanks for a man who actually kept his word!" Brilliant!
The part where he was talking about Easter killed me😂
This was a great video! So funny!
“I get Ben, you get Jerry.”
•Laughs, then cries•
I'MM DYING!! THE TEDDY BEAR!!😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Mr. Coffee....even the Coffee machine is in a relationship. What is it like being in love ? " lol
I'll be a bigger target in no time... Lol
Dude, when he grabbed that cat litter! 😂
😂
“I think I’m gonna sign up for the Bachelor” 😂
The “Cupid missed me, I’ll be a bigger target next year” line KILLED ME
"Thanks for a man who actually kept His word," my favorite part!! LOL - so funny!
That one sad dislike was from a single girl who could relate too hard.
You guys are menaces in public hahahahaha This was hysterical :D
Tabby RH this doesn't top his "phrase for everything" at Disney world video. lol
Bible verse
“I guess Cupid missed me with his arrow this year well don’t worry Cupid I’ll be a bigger target in no time!”
“ oh video games great. how bout instead of call of duty ,you call and ask me out .” 😂😂😂
“I need this shovel, to dig out memories” LOVE IT
Opens red bull right off the shelf *gasp* 😂
Pretty sure they paid b4 leaving
Jane Doe I don't doubt it. 😏