Hell yeah dude, that's the whole reason I came back to watch this video again four years later. It was the most British sound to come out of anyone's mouth.
As a pirate myself, I can confirm that we go around giving one another trophies ALL THE TIME. In fact, we give out trophies so much that we often run out. I don't think Ashens understands how important trophies are to the pirate community. I'm going to run down to the dollar store right now and pick up a few of these.
Um, I post these mostly for my google+ followers so they get a cheap laugh for fans of my videos, and then also brings attention to the video (since I like Ashens a lot). So, if you want to paint a narrative I'm posting for attention, you can kindly shut up.
Nope, I am alive and kicking... I just had a very bad reaction with some meds I'm taking that has caused my hardly existent asthma to suddenly be severe as fuck. I can't even end a sentence without stopping midway to take a breath. Well, at least I can get a job as a 'heavy breather'.
I like to think of an ashens video as sleeping gas, instead of falling asleep before you count to ten, you fall asleep before the video ends. Works every time at night
Sassy The Sasquatch Yes, but they can only be re-inflated once. If they could be reinflated twice, they would have to be labeled as triflatable balloons as required by law.
I wonder when he goes to Poundland, people be like "OMG IT"S ASHENS, I WANT HIS AUTOGRAPH ON MY POUNDLAND CHEAP ITEM NO ONE LIKES, BUT WILL SELL IT ON EBAY for 100 POUNDS coz he signed it"
I'd slowly walk towards him to not make him flee (wild ashenses are very timid) and just say in semi-whisper-ish voice: "You're going to burn that, are you not?"
It seems the author of these romantic challenges was very fond of old-timey internet activities. Personally, I was hoping for this challenge to appear: "Have you and your partner each pick their favorite book or movie, do a test on the internet on which character they're like the most, and then write a terrible fanfic between your characters. Bonus points if the characters are related, or if they're from entirely different universes." Because that would explain *a lot.*
Being single is awesome. I can sleep in, don't have to go out on dates to places I probably don't want to go, get to keep most of my money, can spend all of my free time writing, playing video games, watching UA-cam videos, and drinking. S'great.
We have those Styrofoam bears in America around valentines day too. They sell them in americas equivalent of pound land called dollar tree/store not to be mistaken with family dollar.
HAHA "NOT to be mistaken with FamilyDollar" XD this comment is beautiful my dear friend that I don't know, or am actually acquainted with. The moral of this story is FUCK FAMILY DOLLAR...
Daniel Bluecat Because seriously they ARE NOT the same thing. I work at a Dollar General (surprisingly isn't actually a dollar store), one day some lady came in trying to return something that she was having problems with. I asked her if she had a receipt for the the item, to which she responded by give me a receipt from the Dollar Tree. Confused I asked her if she mistakenly handed me the wrong recipient, and she replied "No, I bought this at the dollar store." To which I said something along the lines of, "Mam what store are you referring to, as I can assure you there is are such fucking things as dollar stores in this town." Turns out she assumed any stores that had the word "dollar" on their sign were all apart of the same branch of stores. Ended up with her asking for the manager who relayed the exact same information to her that I did; because she couldn't take my word, I'm just some lowly grunt who struggles to pay rent some months! Moral of the story: Don't confuse dollar stores, or any store for that matter...
Ah yes, trypophobia. Otherwise known as: the phobia that everyone on the internet pretends to have, when in actuality holes just make them mildly uncomfortable.
see...i would think that these gifts would be for couples who hate the idea of valentines day, so just for fun, they decide instead of going on a date and giving over the top lovey dovey crap that most people do, they would get this type of stuff and see who bought the worst item just for a laugh.
The snapping off of the head of that polystyrene bear and the sublime use of the word shite - one of Ashen's funniest moments. Along with the moment of realization with Battle Bands, Plug Ji Pu, 'place the Mat Toilet under the Mat Toilet' and mistakenly calling her out of Fireman Sam "Oily's".
That box full of little scrolls wasn't that stupid. But when you mentioned that hole phobia, for the first time ever, I was creeped out by all those little holes. It made me think of bot flies and cysts packed with little hard globs of stinky stuff. You're welcome.
Thanks mate I usually have to hold my iPad upside down when I watch your videos but it's good to see that you're aware of us Australian viewers and willing to make a change
Valentines day is the most pointless day of the year. Why do people need a day to show how much you love someone. If you need a day that is specific for that then you are not in a good relationship as you should know how much already. And no I am not saying that just because I have never had a valentines card ever.
Ping After reading your comment, my brain just started auto filling "Look down at your hand, now back to me, the tickets are now diamonds" Are you an unusually attractive man on a horse?
Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen Sweet jesus fucking christ what the fuck is any of this? I feel like I'm looking at HP Lovecraft meets Neon Genesis Evangelion
Pocket Slurps cola Correction: _You_ don't give a single swallowing shit. I'm actually rather happy to find out others results. And before you think about insulting me know this, you have no power here.
I have a feeling most of this will be bought by young children to give to their mothers and grandmothers, where it'll be put on the mantel or on top of the TV until February 16, when it's put away and forgotten about until many years later when the family packs up and moves or mother passes away and everybody has to go through her personal possessions.
I really don't get tryphonia. I know what it is but no idea how you can be scared of holes, no offence. But it's just another phobia, like some people don't understand how you can be scared of spiders.
O_o random hostility for no reason. Uhm I never said the word "triggered' at all sense its not appropriate for this thing. in fact you're the only one using the word triggered. It looks like you're trying to pull in a commonly misused term to seem edgy when people are talking about something that's basically a form of weakness. Aren't you adorable.
I don't care if I die alone and unloved. I'm an introvert :D ! (But I still seem to have more empathy than most people around me. Germany is a very strange place.)
Matthew Ranger I wouldn't mind either way to be honest. But since I currently don't have room for long-term planning, I'll stick to being single for the time being. Callum Montgomery I'd so emigrate if I had the resources and didn't feel like the whole world is going nuts. TheHabitman Yeah, it sucks.
I kinda annoys me how Ashens never replies to comments on his Facebook or UA-cam. Given than most of what he reviews is donated by his fans, and postage from around the world is NOT cheap, he should at least be grateful and provide his fans with some interaction.
I have something like trypophobia, as in clusters of tiny holes make me cringe, I think it's my fear of those skin diseases where you get tiny holes or boils on your skin, at least I think so. It's hard to explain. Phobias are hard to explain.
DOOMILES One hole is fine to me, but many irregular tiny holes near each other gets to me. Imagine a piece of meat or fruit with little holes in them due to being chewed by maggots or worms. That's the closest thing I can imagine as to where this fear of mine might have come from, seeing rotten stuff with holes all over it. It's fine if you don't have the fear, and I have to say kudos to you because this is kind of a dumb fear to have and I hate having it.
his yell after the balloon popped is the funniest thing I've ever heard
BLOOTEH HELL
Hell yeah dude, that's the whole reason I came back to watch this video again four years later. It was the most British sound to come out of anyone's mouth.
And it's at 3:48 for anyone needing to hear it or hear it again....and again....and again...and ag
@@Keranu wankers lol
@@samholdsworth3957 The yell of a wanker. WUAAAGH!
"Buy or go and get your partner's favourite candy."
Basically, "either purchase it or steal it."
ChickenPika Fancy seeing you here!
Oh, uh, hi! I said I'd contact you after we got out of prison, but I... Forgot.
Vindaloooooo vindalooo vindaloo na nAaaaa
+ChickenPika Why, hello, ChickenPika! Interesting seeing you here.
+Chris Two minutes go by...
3:48 That's the first time I've heard Ashens genuinely scream.
AAH bloody hell 😂
"An excellent scream" - Chef Excellence
Ha I never heard Ashens scream before that was funny. XD
***** ^-^
3:49 That scream. There is genuine terror in that scream.
Stuart's yell as the balloon popped left me laughing for way too long
Ahh!
As a pirate myself, I can confirm that we go around giving one another trophies ALL THE TIME. In fact, we give out trophies so much that we often run out. I don't think Ashens understands how important trophies are to the pirate community. I'm going to run down to the dollar store right now and pick up a few of these.
Cool
Ashens = Gordan Ramsey of toys
+Crazykid Gaming Look! LOOK!
To be a Gordon Ramsey, he'd also have to be a producer of toys as well.
+Petman1325
hey, are we forgetting the ashens box/bag?
Extremely dramatic
Nothing says love more then a dollar store.
Sometimes she/he just doesn't "look like a million dollars."
That's where Poundland comes in.
Me Auntie Nora Million Zimbabwean Dollars?
Cooro Fox Fun Fact: the first president of Zimbabwe was called Banana.
Me Auntie Nora You again.
Cooro Fox So $2763.19?
As an Australian, I appreciate you holding the message upside down. Thank you.
That fear of holes you were on about is trypophobia. You probably know that already but correcting people on the internet is all the power I have.
Is so scary
hail our overlord!!!
Typhlophobia is the fear of blindness. Proctophobia is my fear of you.
Skg2014Gamer
Google it.
I fucking dare you to google tryptophobia.
Did that 2 years ago,that shit sometimes is still scaring me
Dying alone and unloved? Way to rub it in :(
I was a Lonely Goomba, but now I can add unloved to my resume.
***** posting a youtube comment?
***** seeking attention
***** Spam? Cuz it seems like spam.
Um, I post these mostly for my google+ followers so they get a cheap laugh for fans of my videos, and then also brings attention to the video (since I like Ashens a lot). So, if you want to paint a narrative I'm posting for attention, you can kindly shut up.
***** since i actually have watched your video's i do find this comment funny
You don't need to hold the messages upside-down for Australians. UA-cam inverts videos automatically when you watch from Down Under.
I mean jokes aside that's technicaly the truth
3:49 This may be the only time Stuart has ever genuinely been caught off guard
The manliest scream known to man
Just come back from being at the hospital and see this video... Instantly happy.
I hope you feel better soon!
Did you died?
Nope, I am alive and kicking... I just had a very bad reaction with some meds I'm taking that has caused my hardly existent asthma to suddenly be severe as fuck. I can't even end a sentence without stopping midway to take a breath. Well, at least I can get a job as a 'heavy breather'.
Shannon Briggs Gonna need some evidence, you can't just go on the Internet and say things without having evidence to back it up.
Donovan Toole Erm, I has teh pics 4 pruf!!1
tinypic.com/view.php?pic=2i7wy94&s=8#.VNmRc4HfWrU
"mabye it's just sparkly dandruff. Who knows?"
~Ashens 2k15
Famous last words.
+Edgar Edgar....senpai....
Frogspawn Man -you are noticed-
***** c..cool?
I like to think of an ashens video as sleeping gas, instead of falling asleep before you count to ten, you fall asleep before the video ends. Works every time at night
Uniflated: To be inflated only once.
georgef551 well that's actually true, the heart one did pop.
Sassy The Sasquatch
Yes, but they can only be re-inflated once. If they could be reinflated twice, they would have to be labeled as triflatable balloons as required by law.
I wonder when he goes to Poundland, people be like "OMG IT"S ASHENS, I WANT HIS AUTOGRAPH ON MY POUNDLAND CHEAP ITEM NO ONE LIKES, BUT WILL SELL IT ON EBAY for 100 POUNDS coz he signed it"
***** It's probably easier, assume based on the population in Norfolk, where I think Ashens lives.
I'd slowly walk towards him to not make him flee (wild ashenses are very timid) and just say in semi-whisper-ish voice: "You're going to burn that, are you not?"
Revenger373 Oh no! Not the nipples!
***** One of my friends who watches him met him at Poundland in the Norwich Castle Mall.
***** also I think you've got to consider how many people could actually recognise him, in most of his videos he doesn't show his face
I'm not really into teddy bears, but that first one with the bowl over his head is kind of cute!
@Stix N' Stones hello
It seems the author of these romantic challenges was very fond of old-timey internet activities. Personally, I was hoping for this challenge to appear:
"Have you and your partner each pick their favorite book or movie, do a test on the internet on which character they're like the most, and then write a terrible fanfic between your characters. Bonus points if the characters are related, or if they're from entirely different universes."
Because that would explain *a lot.*
I have a feeling the heart balloons go inside the condommy looking balloons... [insert joke here]...pun intended
Giggity
I'm watching this with my Valentine. My right hand has been with me for as long as I can remember.
"Dry on the outside, wet on the inside" sounds like a euphemism. Also kinda funny given the Valentine's day setting
3:49 I laughed so freaking hard when he yelled
What do you get when you combine all this crap together?
An exellent DIY divorce kit!
9:30
Thanks for holding it upside down! I really couldn't read it, like, that's really nice ashens. This is why he's my favorite youtuber lol.
Thank you for holding the note upside down for us Australians. I've never been able to read the text in your videos until now.
I Could hear his scream thousands of times, and still laugh
I'm Australian and thank you for having the paper the right way up this time.
Clearly they have pirated the pirate trophies from some other company. get it?
Bad um tss
So when's Ashen's gonna legitimately review some condoms?
3:48 best part LOL
I agree that shout of pain was awesome
Being single is awesome. I can sleep in, don't have to go out on dates to places I probably don't want to go, get to keep most of my money, can spend all of my free time writing, playing video games, watching UA-cam videos, and drinking. S'great.
3:49 is the most British sound I've ever heard.
As an Australian, it's nice to see at least one you tuber who recognises our language conditions. Please so it for more videos.
"You have to blow them up so much to get them heart shaped, that they explode"
ASHENS
THAT PUN
"Blow them up.... They explode..."
Damn it Ashens!
I am so excited whenever I see holiday specials in my sub box!
Perfect ending to the video lol. You should have burned that cheap white plastic bear. As an American the UK type humor is great
Please never stop these Ashens!
"Moving swiftly along"
* spreads all the balloons around making a mess *
That's as smooth as it gets.
DID ANYONE ELSE SEE THAT GRASSMASK FLASH AT THE END?!
No but since you wrote all in caps I'm sure it was there.
Starred at my screen and held my eyes open,but i saw it.
We have those Styrofoam bears in America around valentines day too. They sell them in americas equivalent of pound land called dollar tree/store not to be mistaken with family dollar.
HAHA "NOT to be mistaken with FamilyDollar" XD this comment is beautiful my dear friend that I don't know, or am actually acquainted with. The moral of this story is FUCK FAMILY DOLLAR...
Daniel Bluecat Because seriously they ARE NOT the same thing. I work at a Dollar General (surprisingly isn't actually a dollar store), one day some lady came in trying to return something that she was having problems with. I asked her if she had a receipt for the the item, to which she responded by give me a receipt from the Dollar Tree. Confused I asked her if she mistakenly handed me the wrong recipient, and she replied "No, I bought this at the dollar store." To which I said something along the lines of, "Mam what store are you referring to, as I can assure you there is are such fucking things as dollar stores in this town." Turns out she assumed any stores that had the word "dollar" on their sign were all apart of the same branch of stores. Ended up with her asking for the manager who relayed the exact same information to her that I did; because she couldn't take my word, I'm just some lowly grunt who struggles to pay rent some months!
Moral of the story: Don't confuse dollar stores, or any store for that matter...
Ah ashens without your specials no Callander based day would be worth experiencing. Keep the tat flowing!
3:49 for WURAGH
Pure gold thank you Ashens sir
Ah yes, trypophobia. Otherwise known as: the phobia that everyone on the internet pretends to have, when in actuality holes just make them mildly uncomfortable.
Max Arthur that’s what a fear is you fucking idiot
@@lindsaylohan8001 "mildly uncomfortable" is your definition of a phobia?
@@lindsaylohan8001 the chairs in my high school made me mildly uncomfortable, I wouldn't say im afraid of chairs to be honest
@@lindsaylohan8001 You got so upset and you're not right at all. That's always nice.
Ah yes, everyone. Otherwise known as: the word a lot of people use when they mean a lot of people and not everyone.
"Tell your partner what you thought was the most beautiful gift she or he ever gave you"...
Syphilis.
"wet on the inside, dry on the outside" oh god the pain
That scream. Superb.
Woah! I never knew Australians read upside down
uʍop ǝpᴉsdn ƃuᴉdʎʇ ǝuo ǝɥʇ ǝɹɐ noʎ ǝʞᴉl sʞool ʇᴉ 'ǝɯ o┴
RasputinReview ?
RasputinReview Then stop doing a handstand. You're not an Aussie!
Davor Basic They're Australian
˙˙˙uɐᴉlɐɹʇsnɐ ɯɐ ᴉ ʇnq
Nothing says " I love you" more than an E-Card with a dancing dog singing "I loOoOooveeeuh uUuUuuu"
Those weird condoms balloons were unexpected to say the least
It's 1:45am but I'm still going to watch this.
The bear reminds me of that saw trap with the tracheotomy.
"People with a phobia of holes"
Ever since I read THAT manga.
see...i would think that these gifts would be for couples who hate the idea of valentines day, so just for fun, they decide instead of going on a date and giving over the top lovey dovey crap that most people do, they would get this type of stuff and see who bought the worst item just for a laugh.
The snapping off of the head of that polystyrene bear and the sublime use of the word shite - one of Ashen's funniest moments. Along with the moment of realization with Battle Bands, Plug Ji Pu, 'place the Mat Toilet under the Mat Toilet' and mistakenly calling her out of Fireman Sam "Oily's".
LMAO I swear I thought those looked like used condoms before he even said it. I've seen way too many of his videos.
That box full of little scrolls wasn't that stupid. But when you mentioned that hole phobia, for the first time ever, I was creeped out by all those little holes. It made me think of bot flies and cysts packed with little hard globs of stinky stuff. You're welcome.
DUDE WTF IT'S 1 BLOODY 35 AM LET US SLEEP FOR PETE'S SAKE!
Right
Time zones, mate.
Frodo Baggins The time zone in question being the exact same one Ashens is located in.
Kasai Okami yea I live in London soooo
Kasai Okami Well, he has a lot of American viewers as well as British so there's always going to be weird upload times.
Poundland were doing a similar 'Santa with a snowglobe on his head' decoration. The glass (yes, glass) they're made of is really thin and jagged.
Can someone plese explain the "no angel" legal thing to this American viewer?
I am on the same page
I think it was a judge who said that then got roasted by the entire UK.
The snow globe is basically the cube trap from Saw V.
*Pop*
AARGHH!
>:|
Thanks mate I usually have to hold my iPad upside down when I watch your videos but it's good to see that you're aware of us Australian viewers and willing to make a change
Koalas Do not hang upside down... I would know
I was sent here by a magical creeper with a fairy...
The balloons look like 😆😆😆😆Used 😂😂😂c0nd0m5 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 THAT WAS SO FUNNY
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I've got a gun
Get in the van
Best pickup line. Also;
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
when the baloon burst i laughed and laughed and died...then decayed...slowly...
Valentines day is the most pointless day of the year. Why do people need a day to show how much you love someone. If you need a day that is specific for that then you are not in a good relationship as you should know how much already. And no I am not saying that just because I have never had a valentines card ever.
"Wake up. We're here. Why are you shaking? Are you okay? Wake up!"
Stand up. There you go. You were dreaming. What's your name?
Well, not even last night's storm could wake you. I heard them say we've reached Morrowind. I'm sure they'll let us go.
QUIET. Here comes the guard.
"This is where you get off, come with me."
"Get yourself up on deck, and let's keep this as civil as possible."
Ping After reading your comment, my brain just started auto filling "Look down at your hand, now back to me, the tickets are now diamonds" Are you an unusually attractive man on a horse?
thank you - from all Australians
my trypophobia is triggering :D thanks
You're afraid of holes? I'd make fun of you but that is genuinely sad. Alas, the human brain is a strange fucked up thing.
Arisu Natsu You say that, except Stuart specifically mentioned it in the video.
MaxTheKanuck #JoinTheMasterRace Try google image searching trypophobia, you'll never look at holes the same way again.
Get my paper bag!
Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen Sweet jesus fucking christ what the fuck is any of this? I feel like I'm looking at HP Lovecraft meets Neon Genesis Evangelion
I was very pleased to see the balloon burst. Thank you.
Ashens brought it up, and I'm leaving a link to it: www.zimbio.com/quiz/WD6GNmf982W/Lord+Rings+Character
Throw matches at Pippin
Rowan Jackson Pippin, you silly bitch.
I got Sam.
Perfect!
Pocket Slurps cola Correction: _You_ don't give a single swallowing shit. I'm actually rather happy to find out others results. And before you think about insulting me know this, you have no power here.
Frodo Baggins
YOU HAVE NO POWER IN THIS REALM!
That terrified scream gets me every time
It actually did set off my trypophobia, in a mild 'ewww' sort of way. Clusters of holes, man. Nasty.
i only have a case when it came up on a fake disease video it scared me because there were holes with black worms in them eewehwhhe
I love clusters of holes, warm, wet ones. Mmmmmm
That's not a thing, you're just telling yourself that
Serana There's literally a phobia for anything and trypophobia is fairly common, soooo
uTubeNoITube wait broken tampons?
I think the liquid in the bear's helmet is that Abyss-movie breatheable oxygen. Not a sentence I expected to ever utter.
the white balloons are for the outside and u put the red one inside
That was a proper "Argh!" Scream. That was hilarious.
Truthfully I find these items strangely fitting, detestable items for a detestable holiday.
Lol
I was crying with laughter by the time the boil an egg note came out.
that trypophobic heart thing actually made me feel disgusted
"also, we're going to hold it upside down just in case any Australians are watching." I'm dying! XD
ʇı ǝʇɐıɔǝɹddɐ sǝıssnɐ sn 8ɯ uʍop ǝpısdn ǝʇou ʇɐɥʇ buıpןoɥ ɹoɟ sɹǝǝɥɔ
Here in the US it's called Dollar Tree, but it also sells food stuffs. Even stuff like eggs and frozen foods like ice cream.
I've only been to dollar general. In dollar tree is everything truly a dollar?
Yes, unless they have something kinda on sale, then it's a little less.
trypophobia and globophobia all in one vid?!? my skin is crawling so bad right now ugh
squid kid no it's not actually. It's not a very well known phobia. It's the fear of balloons.
I look forward to Valentine's Day every year pretty much just because of Ashens' yearly video :P XD
Used condoms hahahahaha
I have a feeling most of this will be bought by young children to give to their mothers and grandmothers, where it'll be put on the mantel or on top of the TV until February 16, when it's put away and forgotten about until many years later when the family packs up and moves or mother passes away and everybody has to go through her personal possessions.
Trypophobia...I have it but it didn't set me off too bad. Just a bit. :(
I was eating pizza. The heart thing showed off. Well no more pizza.
I really don't get tryphonia. I know what it is but no idea how you can be scared of holes, no offence. But it's just another phobia, like some people don't understand how you can be scared of spiders.
not really scared at least for me. Its more a a horribly deep gross factor. Skin crawling and stomach churning.
O_o random hostility for no reason. Uhm I never said the word "triggered' at all sense its not appropriate for this thing. in fact you're the only one using the word triggered. It looks like you're trying to pull in a commonly misused term to seem edgy when people are talking about something that's basically a form of weakness. Aren't you adorable.
Natural selection
That moment when you held the paper with text on it upside down for Australians to read cracked me up.
I don't care if I die alone and unloved. I'm an introvert :D !
(But I still seem to have more empathy than most people around me. Germany is a very strange place.)
An introvert enjoys company but also enjoys time alone. So you want a loved one, but you don't?
I'm an introvert
I lived in Germany for 14 years, was born there.
I am also introverted, and will agree with the empathy statement. Unfortunately, not many are worthy of said empathy as well.
Matthew Ranger I wouldn't mind either way to be honest. But since I currently don't have room for long-term planning, I'll stick to being single for the time being.
Callum Montgomery I'd so emigrate if I had the resources and didn't feel like the whole world is going nuts.
TheHabitman Yeah, it sucks.
EvilDoresh it is wonderful there.
Ashens shitting himself when that balloon burst.. highlight of my day.
So apparently it's the newest cool fad to have Trypophobia... How the internets brings about the best of people
Apparently it's about 50/50 that people react badly to holes. It's based on natural instinct so a lot of people feel ill from it
*Pop!* 'AAGH! BLOODY HELL!' Thanks stuart! You just made my day! XD
I kinda annoys me how Ashens never replies to comments on his Facebook or UA-cam. Given than most of what he reviews is donated by his fans, and postage from around the world is NOT cheap, he should at least be grateful and provide his fans with some interaction.
I love when I'm watching your videos an a new one pops up
Why is trypophobia a thing...?
Probably something to do with disease, rashes, etc that kind of stuck a scheeve in some people head.
I have something like trypophobia, as in clusters of tiny holes make me cringe, I think it's my fear of those skin diseases where you get tiny holes or boils on your skin, at least I think so. It's hard to explain. Phobias are hard to explain.
Dawn Darrell Samaitha I don't get how a hole is cringeworthy/phobiaworthy...
DOOMILES One hole is fine to me, but many irregular tiny holes near each other gets to me. Imagine a piece of meat or fruit with little holes in them due to being chewed by maggots or worms. That's the closest thing I can imagine as to where this fear of mine might have come from, seeing rotten stuff with holes all over it. It's fine if you don't have the fear, and I have to say kudos to you because this is kind of a dumb fear to have and I hate having it.
Dawn Darrell Samaitha I guess it's disgusting when you put it that way, but I'm glad I don't have it.