+krumpll No worse than walking into a costume shop and buying a red wig and a nurse's uniform with prominent scars on your face and possibly wearing clown makeup.
I don't know how it works in the UK, but here in the United States pregnancy tests are regulated by the FDA, so the cheap dollar store ones are just as efficient as the expensive bluetooth witchcraft tests.
Sand Fan 3000 maybe they can import them from the US? Remember the UK does have national health and I can take a while to get non life threatening services!
I can only imagine the look on the cashier's face when ashens came to the counter with: A red fabulous wig, a pregnancy test, a miniature trash bin and shitty toys.
Goobian ... That's actually really interesting. So what you're saying is if I'm worried I have testicle cancer, hold a pregnancy test in my piss stream?
Lord Funface The Atomic Toaster According to Snopes it's partially true. www.snopes.com/medical/disease/pregnancytest.asp If you don't read that it basically says yes some forms of testicular cancer cause a pregnancy test to turn positive but it's not recommended that you get a test to see if it turns positive as a reliable test.
Fun Fact: In relation to the "there's nowhere for the fetus to gestate" comment, there are a number of pregnancies on record wherein a woman went for a prenatal exam only to discover that her uterus was empty, because the baby to be somehow escaped her reproductive tract and latched onto her abdominal wall or one of her other organs for it's source of nutrients. It's a form of ectopic pregnancy. Edit: That fact is not, indeed, fun.
Now, I can just imagine a doctor saying: "Ma'am, you ARE pregnant, but you're baby is literally eating your liver. Ever seen 'Alien'? It's a bit like that, really..."
What's the decay rate on loom bands? I want to make a massive, mysterious cube, fill it to the brim with loom bands and go bury it on a tropical island, for some future dolt to come and dig up, thinking he found a valuable treasure. *Future edit from 2115:* _Well! Jokes on me. Loom Bands are the worlds most traded commodity in the future and I just made some stranger a gazillionaire._
+Daniel Renard If Loom Bands were the MOST traded commodity that would mean that there are a lot of Loom Bands being traded which means pricewise they'd be virtually free.
Stuart, I hope you read this. I've been watching your videos now for around 8 years. They were comforting to watch after I lost my mum, they cheer me up when I'm feeling down, and of course all the times in between. I think the entertainment you provide is remarkably good. The humour, the sarcasm, the dry wit - it's all just right, and being British there is of course no language barrier, so I 'get it' all. Without waffling on anymore I will just say "thank you." If what you do has a positive effect on other people then you should be proud of what you've achieved.
When he put the pregnancy test in the bin I cracked up. Also started laughing at the thought of him buying all these things at the counter...must have been an awkward exchange with the cashier.
I was unfamiliar with the expression "drop the sprog" meaning "to give birth" and I though he said "drop the Strogg", which I imagine would be quite unpleasant for a lady, unless her secret dream happens to be having an enemy from Quake 2 come out of her lady bits, that is.
Whenever I see an Ashens video in my sub box, I usually wait to click on it. They just always seem so unappealing. But then when I eventually get bored enough to watch all the videos that seem more unappealing than the others in my sub box, and I get to the Ashens video, I find it hilarious, and regret not having watched it sooner. Am I the only one?
admittedly i do the same, but I do that with many things youtube or non youtube related. But at least when it does happen i am usually happy that a few episodes have already came out and now i ccan watch em all.
Depends on the time and subjects. If it's food I wait until I have some food handy. If it's tat it depends on how much free time I have cause I like to sit and savor Ashen's videos.
1:22 "I had a horrifying image of a baby suffocating in a wig." If there were a hell I would certainly be going there now, judging by how much I laughed at this
Males with certain kinds of cancer (of the ball variety, I think) do test positively on pregnancy tests sometimes. Fun fact: You probably don't have ball cancer.
In Canada green waste bins like that are actually used for food waste. The idea of keeping food waste in a small bin on a desk is “magically delicious”.
Our Poundland has this weird psychic thing going on- either that or it has the most amazing market research team to ever roam the Earth. For example, the 3d rulers with names on. They don't carry the name Jim, which literally nobody in my town has.. but they stocked surplus of William, which is a name that i-shit-you-not everyone has in their family. It's crazy. And dogs? They happened to stock 'Tibetan Terrier' themed products. I mean, who does that? Poundland of course. Because there are Tibetan Terrier owners in the town. Aaaaaaand camping equipment. Previously none, but somehow the intel at Poundland discovered when Scouts were doing a camping trip and happened to stock every item on the kit list, including emergency survival blankets (?!?!) and groundsheets. What is life ??
Three men were driving through the country when their truck broke down. It was bad weather and they had no place to go. Of course the farmer came along and said they could spend the night with him under one condition. He had a son who had no ears and got very upset if anything was said about it. Later that evening at dinner one of the men kept staring at the boy. The boy, getting upset, asks “What are you staring at?” The man says, “Oh, it’s your teeth, your teeth are so pretty, and make sure you take care of them or they will end up just like mine!” and he takes his teeth out. The second man kept staring and staring at the boy. The boy getting more upset asks the man “What are you staring at?” “Oh,” the man says, “It’s your hair, you have the prettiest hair I have ever seen, and make sure you take care of it or it will end up just like mine!” and he takes his wig off. The third man kept staring and staring and the boy was really irritated at this point and says, “What the hell are you staring at?” “Oh,” the man says “It’s your eyes, you have the prettiest eyes I have ever seen and make sure you take care of them because you don’t have any ears to put glasses on.”
***** He couldn't hear but still could see and was insecure. He didn't need to hear to watch the men staring at him also some deaf people could make out what people are saying by how they form their mouth and just watch their lips.
I work at Poundland (and previously at 99p Stores) so Ashens is always a damn good source of amusement. I'm actually glad you showed the good side for a change; there really are some absolute bargains to be had! Also a lot of cheap tat. ;)
I have to agree with the final comments. Pound shops do sometimes sell pretty useful stuff. I bought a HDMI cable, notepad, pens, headphones, a Belkin mic for standard headphones, CAT5e RJ45 Ethernet cables, USB hubs, TV antenna, snacks and even some toiletries just in the last few months. Pound shops aren't all that bad.
FWIW, the dollar store pregnancy tests work just fine. In fact, I have it on good authority that many clinics use them for testing. We went cheaper and used the 10 for a dollar eBay China specials, which work fine but don't have the nice plastic case, just a plastic strip and a foam pad. Detected successfully within 7 days.
OhNoNotMyPenis It technically is still popular, people still play it. They just don't make the games anymore. I buy the guitar hero controllers and sell them on Amazon. Some sell very quickly within 2 weeks.
When they say they developed a range of kitchen items I assume they really mean they went to Alibaba, found some cheap products and slapped some packaging on it.
***** Not that it means they are bad. I just wish they were honest about it. Much like the "surprise" arrival of a reality TV host at someone's front door, the fake nature of it grates on me.
Silviu Moga I know. This is my biggest brush with fame since walking past a well known CBC political correspondent in Ottawa. I am so glad I have a beer on hand after writing that.
Oh the dollar store pregnancy test... 7 years ago I had to buy a pregnancy test, I went to Superstore (large grocery chain in Canada). I managed to grab one and get in line without any old lady commentary, a great feat in small town Nova Scotia. As I'm standing in the 1-10 trying my best to look inconspicuous all of a sudden a shrill exclamation comes from my left "YOU KNOW THEY HAVE THOSE AT THE DOLLAR STORE!!!". I turn to see a 50 year grandma staring at me. Dying of embarrassment I turn slightly and mutter "oh yeah... Cool I guess..." and slide forward. She wouldn't stop talking about her grandkids.... They now have durex condoms at Dollarama. Also there is a dollar store chain called "Great Canadian Dollar Store" where everything is "$3 or less!", most of it is $2.50.
I've seen a store, misleadingly named 'Pound Store' or something similar, where (in very small letters underneath) it turned out everything was a pound *or more*.
7:10 Don't know why but that made me laugh out loud. Why would they even put that on the package? So many questions... Maybe they are time travelers that knew Ashens would review it.
sтαтιc ғσg well, its enough to warrant a check I would guess. I mean... if I as a man got a positive, I'd go see a doctor in the next tenth of a femntosecond.
how lovely that the desk tidy actually comes as a set of two, as the box it comes in functions perfectly as another, slightly larger bin. if you don't like the wheelie bin, you can tidy it away into the slightly larger, transparent bin and then neatly tidy them both into a regular size bin together.
Yes. HcG is present in testicular cancer, as technically it's an abnormal growth in tissue. Also, gonadotropin is a funny word! Good old anatomy and physiology!
Silica gel is non-toxic, if you eat it you will be absolutely fine. The message is just intended to make it clear that it is not intended to be eaten, which might not be as obvious in some packages, but very clear in others.
"So, what we have here is a dead Juggalo being fucked by a silver monkey, which is of course a popular addition to any Canadian Circus." - Stuart Ashen 2014
Just a grown man walking into poundland and buying a red wig and a pregnancy test nothing to see here
They probably know him by now
Lol
+AgentTasmania To be fair, I wonder what they think of him. Always buying the most random crap. :D
people have wives and girlfriends
+krumpll No worse than walking into a costume shop and buying a red wig and a nurse's uniform with prominent scars on your face and possibly wearing clown makeup.
I love when he says "cheapo" at the start.
I just keep replaying that...
Fr
Good, I thought I was the only one doing that...
Bob yeah,cos that would make sense wouldn't it???.....
rossvegas7 Yeah. Now I see how random that would be if it were true 😂.
I don't know how it works in the UK, but here in the United States pregnancy tests are regulated by the FDA, so the cheap dollar store ones are just as efficient as the expensive bluetooth witchcraft tests.
You sound like you know from experience haha. Here in the uk each brand have their own reliability 1 may say you are pregnant another 1 wont
@@simplyangling9140 In that case, why waste money on pregnancy tests? Just go to the doctor and have them professionally test you.
@@WHATSPUPDAWG Nope, literally same day.
Sand Fan 3000 maybe they can import them from the US? Remember the UK does have national health and I can take a while to get non life threatening services!
Cheap ones have done their job for both my pregnancies
I can only imagine the look on the cashier's face when ashens came to the counter with: A red fabulous wig, a pregnancy test, a miniature trash bin and shitty toys.
Now she’d just think he’s a democrat
9 months later Ashens gave birth to a beautiful baby nerdcubed.
Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds Dan got hitched fuckin fast then
Charlo
Pmsl yasssss
With a wig.
I would have laughed my twat off if that pregnancy test came up positive.
If a man has a pregnancy test that comes up positive he has testicular cancer.
Goobian
... That's actually really interesting. So what you're saying is if I'm worried I have testicle cancer, hold a pregnancy test in my piss stream?
k12314 No, just go see a doctor asap.
Goobian That's a load of old bollocks, mate.
Lord Funface The Atomic Toaster According to Snopes it's partially true. www.snopes.com/medical/disease/pregnancytest.asp
If you don't read that it basically says yes some forms of testicular cancer cause a pregnancy test to turn positive but it's not recommended that you get a test to see if it turns positive as a reliable test.
I like watching Ashens videos in reverse order and seeing the Brown Couch improve in quality.
Pmsl yh
😂
"I held it in my piss stream for the full 10 seconds"
~ Ashens, 2014
Pisstream*
@@soullessSiIence *Pistream
TheSillyPotato
Piston
@@musict4379 Is that a Pi thing? Streaming from a Pi?
Fun Fact: In relation to the "there's nowhere for the fetus to gestate" comment, there are a number of pregnancies on record wherein a woman went for a prenatal exam only to discover that her uterus was empty, because the baby to be somehow escaped her reproductive tract and latched onto her abdominal wall or one of her other organs for it's source of nutrients. It's a form of ectopic pregnancy.
Edit: That fact is not, indeed, fun.
It's times like these that I actually want to kill a fetus
Now, I can just imagine a doctor saying: "Ma'am, you ARE pregnant, but you're baby is literally eating your liver. Ever seen 'Alien'? It's a bit like that, really..."
You just ruined Metal Gear Solid for me. I hope you get FOXDIE.
What do I do with my life when the facts aren't fun?
None of those can make it very far at all though.
What's the decay rate on loom bands? I want to make a massive, mysterious cube, fill it to the brim with loom bands and go bury it on a tropical island, for some future dolt to come and dig up, thinking he found a valuable treasure.
*Future edit from 2115:* _Well! Jokes on me. Loom Bands are the worlds most traded commodity in the future and I just made some stranger a gazillionaire._
+Daniel Renard If Loom Bands were the MOST traded commodity that would mean that there are a lot of Loom Bands being traded which means pricewise they'd be virtually free.
Firewisplet
Details, details.
_[is currently wondering why car won't start with a gas tank full of Loom Bands]_
+Daniel Renard not enough loom bands
+Daniel Renard Congratulations, you played yourself
+Daniel Renard how did you find your comment, after so many years? o.O?
"So what we have here is a dead juggalo fucked by a silver monkey" I fucking love ashens
Stuart, I hope you read this. I've been watching your videos now for around 8 years. They were comforting to watch after I lost my mum, they cheer me up when I'm feeling down, and of course all the times in between. I think the entertainment you provide is remarkably good. The humour, the sarcasm, the dry wit - it's all just right, and being British there is of course no language barrier, so I 'get it' all. Without waffling on anymore I will just say "thank you." If what you do has a positive effect on other people then you should be proud of what you've achieved.
Ellavorn Marcus I lost my 2 dogs and Stuart has helped
Godbless you hun 💖
Same here mate ❤😊
I was expecting to see a pregnancy wig made from loom bands
So was I, or at least the loom band wig, I don't know where the pregnancy aspect would come in.
I as well
useryuserperson Its intended purpose would be to place over the bump.
ahaisonline You clever person.
When he put the pregnancy test in the bin I cracked up.
Also started laughing at the thought of him buying all these things at the counter...must have been an awkward exchange with the cashier.
They probably just were like "oi, Stu, watchu lookin for today? Oh, yeah, we have the curly wurly back in stock"
A Dead Juggalo Being Fucked By A Silver Monkey, Which Is Obiously A Popular Edition to Any Canadian Circus - ashens 2014
That profile picture makes all of the difference
Your profile pic is the brother of molester moon...
its a close up of thomas the tank engine, all his intentions will be revelaed in due time, explains why all the kids wanna ride him
Adam Hall Is that seriously what Thomas looks like nowadays? Jesus.
yea aha
There should be a petition for ashens to make a video where he has a makeover with just poundland beauty products...
Or a reality show where he lives for a week where every item he uses comes from poundland/world/99p stores
OMFG YES
Rahyra TheStronk That stuff will kill a horse if you try to live off of it
ElfNet Designs The tesco essentials value range can be a bit iffy, I hhaven'tsuccumbed any harm as of yet! :)
Rahyra TheStronk
His whole life is lived out of Poundland already.
From the title I was expecting a loom band wig for pregnant people...
Same! I was so disappointed!
Me too
supersev2001. Me three
ikr
He looked so good in the wig.
I lost it when he said "oh you're referring to the bag, I had a terrifying image of a baby suffocating in a wig"
that trash bin is the cutest thing ever
Because you know, trash bins are cute
because it's a perfectly scaled down version of a big thing, i have a thing for that
It'S so cute
You have issues.
@@soullessSiIence No, I feel the same way. Anything that's tinier than it should be is adorable.
Then again, I have Asperger's and brain damage.
@@TsumiMegami 7 yrs later: I know they (still) sell these at Dollar Tree in blue, red, & green lol
When i saw the move 'Foodfight' in the end, i saw a few quick flashbacks of the people i love in my life.
I was unfamiliar with the expression "drop the sprog" meaning "to give birth" and I though he said "drop the Strogg", which I imagine would be quite unpleasant for a lady, unless her secret dream happens to be having an enemy from Quake 2 come out of her lady bits, that is.
I loved that line. It was so wonderfully classy. Sprog is a wonderful word.
CainBitterman
That scene scarred me so much as a kid.
CainBitterman
I'm waiting to play that part with the oculus rift.
I thought 'drop the sprogg' meant to take a huge shit but that may just be me. :p
Hammer Enterprises
That could spark a interesting debate on human nature.
I like how he says "give us the book of words!" Instead of just "Now, where's the manual for this thing...".
I found this in my recommended animation suggestions, best animation I've seen, looks ever so realistic! 0.0
"loom band pregnancy wig"
plz
I love ashen's titles. Hilarity. Like the joy of 'wine ear panda audiobook'. An excellent title
an exelencce comment
Rose Connor or Squidgy Wrestler Bubble Gum Truck
"Crawling Beyblade Toilet Vehicle Set". Amazing.
That wheelie bin is about the same size as the new ones out council is sending out now...
hahahahaha
Nope, it's a bit bigger
I was being sarcastic, it's WAY bigger
The thing is, the dollar store near me now stocks these mini wheelie bins in multiple colors including *flesh tones.*
@@PhilXavierSierraJones For disposing of your fleshy, vivisected waste...
Whenever I see an Ashens video in my sub box, I usually wait to click on it. They just always seem so unappealing. But then when I eventually get bored enough to watch all the videos that seem more unappealing than the others in my sub box, and I get to the Ashens video, I find it hilarious, and regret not having watched it sooner. Am I the only one?
No, I eagerly watch them as soon as they're released.
madichelp0 Thanks for the feedback. I thought I was just kind of weird xD
admittedly i do the same, but I do that with many things youtube or non youtube related. But at least when it does happen i am usually happy that a few episodes have already came out and now i ccan watch em all.
Depends on the time and subjects. If it's food I wait until I have some food handy. If it's tat it depends on how much free time I have cause I like to sit and savor Ashen's videos.
1:22 "I had a horrifying image of a baby suffocating in a wig."
If there were a hell I would certainly be going there now, judging by how much I laughed at this
For anyone who's wondering, "Giochi Preziosi" means "Precious Toys", and they make the official Hamtaro toys in Italy too.
I still have their stupid jingle in my head from fifty millenia ago
"I had the horrifying image of a baby suffocating in a wig" I don't know why I found that so funny but I did
Males with certain kinds of cancer (of the ball variety, I think) do test positively on pregnancy tests sometimes. Fun fact: You probably don't have ball cancer.
In Canada green waste bins like that are actually used for food waste.
The idea of keeping food waste in a small bin on a desk is “magically delicious”.
we have colors here as well
yellow for recycling
blue for paper
black for general waste
brown for composting
Our Poundland has this weird psychic thing going on- either that or it has the most amazing market research team to ever roam the Earth.
For example, the 3d rulers with names on. They don't carry the name Jim, which literally nobody in my town has.. but they stocked surplus of William, which is a name that i-shit-you-not everyone has in their family. It's crazy.
And dogs? They happened to stock 'Tibetan Terrier' themed products. I mean, who does that?
Poundland of course. Because there are Tibetan Terrier owners in the town.
Aaaaaaand camping equipment. Previously none, but somehow the intel at Poundland discovered when Scouts were doing a camping trip and happened to stock every item on the kit list, including emergency survival blankets (?!?!) and groundsheets. What is life ??
"An Excellent Comment"
KEK
+Jarrad Buller (Sinfusion) i KEKt myself
help me jesus
KEK!
+Chef Excellence "An excellent response!"
The detail on that wheely bin was remarkable
The "sad onion" on the loom bands looks kind of like Lemongrab :D
oh my glob
*****
This grammar is UNACCEPTABLE!
+GrincheyCringe An Excellent Unacceptable Observation.
It looks like Onion from Steven Universe
Three men were driving through the country when their truck broke down. It was bad weather and they had no place to go.
Of course the farmer came along and said they could spend the night with him under one condition. He had a son who had no ears and got very upset if anything was said about it.
Later that evening at dinner one of the men kept staring at the boy. The boy, getting upset, asks “What are you staring at?”
The man says, “Oh, it’s your teeth, your teeth are so pretty, and make sure you take care of them or they will end up just like mine!” and he takes his teeth out.
The second man kept staring and staring at the boy. The boy getting more upset asks the man “What are you staring at?”
“Oh,” the man says, “It’s your hair, you have the prettiest hair I have ever seen, and make sure you take care of it or it will end up just like mine!” and he takes his wig off.
The third man kept staring and staring and the boy was really irritated at this point and says, “What the hell are you staring at?”
“Oh,” the man says “It’s your eyes, you have the prettiest eyes I have ever seen and make sure you take care of them because you don’t have any ears to put glasses on.”
Haha. Well maybe he just had holes in the sides of hisnhead then?
***** He couldn't hear but still could see and was insecure. He didn't need to hear to watch the men staring at him also some deaf people could make out what people are saying by how they form their mouth and just watch their lips.
Mia Munoz You really don't need to break down a joke!. he had no ears on the side of his head, I never said he was deaf.....
Mrs. Yellow_Ledbetter exactly!!.
XD LMAO Im done wit life! paul wilson
I work at Poundland (and previously at 99p Stores) so Ashens is always a damn good source of amusement. I'm actually glad you showed the good side for a change; there really are some absolute bargains to be had! Also a lot of cheap tat. ;)
7:26 As a custodian in a middle school in 2020 prior to the COVID-19 ending of schools being open, THOSE THINGS ARE THE BANE OF MY EXISTENCE
that little recycling bin is actually pretty cute, lmao
honestly ashens has the best comment sections
+The Zonnoser "Naturally" -The spy
***** Danke.
johnny8208 Lies.
Ashens, the only man who can get excited when he sees a sad onion as long as you don't count his fans
"As Seen On UA-cam"
Um... is that something you can brag about? Literally anything in the world can be seen on UA-cam.
***** Not Everything... *Pervert Face*
Philbob Yolo *le Lenny face
joned1000 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Happy now?
***** almost everything ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
a nintendo video ohhhhhhh
I have to agree with the final comments. Pound shops do sometimes sell pretty useful stuff. I bought a HDMI cable, notepad, pens, headphones, a Belkin mic for standard headphones, CAT5e RJ45 Ethernet cables, USB hubs, TV antenna, snacks and even some toiletries just in the last few months. Pound shops aren't all that bad.
i can only imagine the cashier's face at poundland when you were buying that wig and pregnacy test
"I shit ye not, squire." -Ashens 2014
In all honesty, that wig does look fabulous.
Makes me think of Harley Williams of Paramore fame
FWIW, the dollar store pregnancy tests work just fine. In fact, I have it on good authority that many clinics use them for testing. We went cheaper and used the 10 for a dollar eBay China specials, which work fine but don't have the nice plastic case, just a plastic strip and a foam pad. Detected successfully within 7 days.
That recycling bin is arguably the best thing you've gotten from Pound Land.
I forgot how he said CIRCUS WORLD on this and started dying laughing when he said it.
As soon as you said "do not freeze" the video buffered...spooky
Or Google...
69spooky69me
I'd pay to see the cashiers face when ashens put a wig, a pregnancy test and loom bands on the counter.
"oh, well if you're an invalid, it refuses to work! that's just rude and discriminatory." XD lol oh ashens. you and your wit.
Two years later, and I still come back to this when I need cheering up. Ashens in a wig, never fails to lift the mood.
I wonder what his parents will think if they see a pregnancy test, in a recycle bin, in a trash bin...
If Poundland are really selling Belkin HDMI's I will be very impressed
I can confirm they do.
OhNoNotMyPenis
It technically is still popular, people still play it. They just don't make the games anymore. I buy the guitar hero controllers and sell them on Amazon. Some sell very quickly within 2 weeks.
Goobian "technically"?
blazednlovinit I use the word technically all the time. That is just how I talk.
You reckon it would be a good investment to buy a load of HDMI's and sell on Ebay/Amazon for £5? They're like £11.99 new.
I WANT THE PLASTIC WHEELY BIN!
Muhahaha! I have one!
(It's better quality than that peice of plastic).
Hans Brandt Artyom! get back in the Metro!
Thomas Buettner ^^
Hans Brandt "if its hostile, kill it"
Hans Brandt "Life was never easy in the Metro, but it was our home. There was comfort in its routines, seeing the same faces day after day."
When they say they developed a range of kitchen items I assume they really mean they went to Alibaba, found some cheap products and slapped some packaging on it.
I would bet actual pence on it.
***** Not that it means they are bad. I just wish they were honest about it. Much like the "surprise" arrival of a reality TV host at someone's front door, the fake nature of it grates on me.
***** YOU REPLIED!?!?!?!?!
Silviu Moga I know. This is my biggest brush with fame since walking past a well known CBC political correspondent in Ottawa. I am so glad I have a beer on hand after writing that.
Ashens replied to you 45 minutes ago? He is up a bit early/late considering it's 3:50 am right now.
You passed on a stick and showed it on UA-cam. LEGEND!
Ashens... the only person to make a pregnancy test sound interesting and funny
Oh the dollar store pregnancy test... 7 years ago I had to buy a pregnancy test, I went to Superstore (large grocery chain in Canada). I managed to grab one and get in line without any old lady commentary, a great feat in small town Nova Scotia. As I'm standing in the 1-10 trying my best to look inconspicuous all of a sudden a shrill exclamation comes from my left "YOU KNOW THEY HAVE THOSE AT THE DOLLAR STORE!!!". I turn to see a 50 year grandma staring at me. Dying of embarrassment I turn slightly and mutter "oh yeah... Cool I guess..." and slide forward. She wouldn't stop talking about her grandkids....
They now have durex condoms at Dollarama.
Also there is a dollar store chain called "Great Canadian Dollar Store" where everything is "$3 or less!", most of it is $2.50.
I've seen a store, misleadingly named 'Pound Store' or something similar, where (in very small letters underneath) it turned out everything was a pound *or more*.
Amy Rubens Pound Express? Everything a pound, unless marked otherwise. Basically, some tat for a pound, everything else £2 up.
Just keep using that bin, it can be your recurring guest named Binny.
Inside the wheely bin is where you find all the LIQUID FILTH
BurntFaceMan Fuck yes.
mine was filled with maggots this morning
i now want to kill myself because there were so many you could HEAR them
+Antics FFS so many maggots that the tf2 soldier would be proud
so many maggots they could make a slipknot album
Every time I see a sad onion now, the theme song plays in my head.
I think my brain is melting.
Just realized I’ve been watching this dude off and on for years and I haven’t even subscribed. I made sure I am now 😂🖤
The loom bands sad onion reminds me of lenny face without the brows
That loom bands jumpcut was hilarious! But then a stupid unskippable 30 second ad (a.k.a. The worst) ruined the moment.
7:10
Don't know why but that made me laugh out loud. Why would they even put that on the package? So many questions... Maybe they are time travelers that knew Ashens would review it.
"And here we got a juggalo, that's obvious
Come at me bro, come at me bro."
😂😂😂
YAAAAAY! A Poundland Special! Next to Food Stuffs, these are my most favourite vids.
Go Stuart!
Well I never thought I'd see Stuart take a pregnancy test.
6:09 it also means you dont have testicular cancer.
sтαтιc ғσg well, its enough to warrant a check I would guess. I mean... if I as a man got a positive, I'd go see a doctor in the next tenth of a femntosecond.
I feel like one test isn’t good enough. We need Ashens to buy 20 more pregnancy tests and use them all in order to see how many become positive.
"die cast metal plastic" I laughed out loud...
The bin should be used for loot crate badges
The wheels on the car barely go round, barely go round, barely go round...
I've got a little green wheely bin on my desk. I use it to hold pencils. The things are really bloody useful!
how lovely that the desk tidy actually comes as a set of two, as the box it comes in functions perfectly as another, slightly larger bin. if you don't like the wheelie bin, you can tidy it away into the slightly larger, transparent bin and then neatly tidy them both into a regular size bin together.
2:55 That popping sound it makes when the lid hits the bin. Glorious.
There's no party like an S-Clip party!
The wig looks like it was photoshopped onto the photo on the packaging.
you copied my profile picture
ROUND ONE: FIGHT
callum law
(Mortal Kombat theme starts playing)
+Chase Corr nuuuuu #Endbillying
I saw a DVD in Poundland called 100 ways to tie your tie. Why does that even exist.
MORROWIND FTW
David Troughton Skyrim is better.
That smile was priceless
Lmao "hes a juggalo" MCL man I love your vids keep postin em!!
6:41 Dunno. I wouldn't mind pee soaked stuff on the sofa as long as it wasn't my sofa.
That's what happens when my mom sits on my sofa
*click* noice
ChickenPika ayyyy! Pika how are ya? What's you next video gonna be buddy?
if the pregnancy test is positive and you are a male you might have testicular cancer. I saw that somewhere I dont remember.
Yes. HcG is present in testicular cancer, as technically it's an abnormal growth in tissue. Also, gonadotropin is a funny word! Good old anatomy and physiology!
+Angel Santiago It was on Doc Martin if you watch that programme.
+Alex Beyer That's Doc Marten.
+Alex Beyer I wouldn't know; I'm Australian :P
+Angel Santiago Masturbation can decrease your chances of testicular cancer
8:04 That's a brainwashed onion.
It is, doctor.
Silica gel is non-toxic, if you eat it you will be absolutely fine. The message is just intended to make it clear that it is not intended to be eaten, which might not be as obvious in some packages, but very clear in others.
whenever im sad or nervous or anxious i come to ashens channel bc he calms me down and he makes me happy bc hes so funny and yeah
Pregnancy tests can be used by men to detect certain types of cancer (if it's positive)
Thats not a sticky rubber monkey, its a metaphor for the monkey on his back, that is addiction. All juggalos are druggies, duh
"Hello, Im the fifth element."
2:03
I remember watching this for the first time 9 years ago & nearly passed out from laughter after seeing Ashens in the wig 😂
I got a diaper ad just as Ashens announced he's off to have a wee. Oh, UA-cam.
Imagine what Ashens has in between the cusions of his couch...
+Noah W Two and a half towels and a miniature riding crop.
I don't think a couch is a good place to store your cousins to be honest
+creeperslayer
Haha
He found a old (big) Wagon Wheel down the back of the sofa once.
"So, what we have here is a dead Juggalo being fucked by a silver monkey, which is of course a popular addition to any Canadian Circus."
- Stuart Ashen 2014
It's only in a net because they caught it in the wild
Someone needs to find and kill them all for the goodness of the world so they don't take over and kill all living organisms on earth
That rubber band bracelet bit really got to me. Very funny that you found a use for that thing after all. I guess in comedy, everything's a prop.
I love how at the end he pulls out food fight. Ashens you will always be one of my favorite UA-camrs.
I watch a lot of YT videos at 1.25 speed in order to save time and on Ashens videos he sounds 125x more enthusiastic. I love it
+TukikiJoolzy thats actually a really good fking idea xD ima start doing this thanks :D
I want that "New sad onion" sound as a notification tone now