Ashens Valentines Special 2017
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- Опубліковано 5 жов 2024
- It's Valentines Day again, so we'd better throw a special at it. And what better way to celebrate than with rude balloons, naff handcuffs, and a crap tickets? Any other way, you say? You could well be right!
As the person who sent in the Romantic Heart challenge game back in 2013, I'm far more pleased than I probably should be about it become something of an annual tradition.
Congrats!
Chris Presswell We thank you for your contribution
You made the world a better place
Chris Presswell I didn't think it was as funny this time around.
Chris Presswell.....BOIL AN EGG FOR YOUR LOVER
2:10 you can use the arrows to lead them to the divorce papers.
You just gave me an epic idea to divorce my wife!
lol
and use the handcuffs to arrest them
pandøra. until they break in 2 seconds
Cool
Those handcuffs. I had those exact ones when I was a child from some western toyset. I definitely recognize them. good times.
And now they're being repackaged for those same people to have kinky sexual experiences in. Strange world.
Weirdly, I had the same ones from a police toy set in South Africa. My uncle was a cop and I worshipped him at the time. So someone got me the cop set as a gift. These things have crossed continents, oceans, times, and weirdness it seems.
can confirm they still sell the handcuffs
I love what it says on the package with the shit handcuffs. "TRY ME! We'll refund or replace if you are not happy with our quality. This does not affect your statutory rights."
A lot of products sold in the UK have that exact thing printed on their packaging, with the big Q and all - I'm not sure why
Poki#3
" 'quality' "
Tenshi Cat it's the Quiznos q clearly they're sponsored by quiznos
@@gottagobuy6436Quiznos is known for liking subs...
"It's all sticky and awful, and filled with some kind of fluid"
Happy Valentines Day.
"It's got a hole in the back with some sort of plug in where I'd assume they put the fluid in"
Have you ever eaten your own spunk?
So that handcuffs and blindfold set... is that intended for people who can't go get these things from an actual sex shop, and are too small for an adult to use and... oh my gooooood!
stinger9 Yeah, it ain’t for kids to play cowboys and Indians...
Only 99 Pents: The Goddam Loli set!
kill me, i didn't wanna work in a 99p sex shop!
Well Prince Andrew needs to get his stuff from somewhere
Guess this set was made to find pedophiles…
@@TheHutchy01that aged... poorly. But so did Andrew.😅
Him unwinding the tickets needs to be a GIF
Jack McDonald I'll get to work!!! 😃😃😂😂👌🏻👌🏻
I though he would have unwound the roll until there were only a few tickets left unseen, then binned it, just to mess with the ocd folk out there.
I almost thought it was for a moment, just looping it until the video ends.
THERE'S A NEW... oh, oh no, sorry...
Asmr effect though in the sound.
I love the image of Ashens buying those handcuffs at the checkout til while frantically shouting "It's for my job, I swear, it's not for me."
hide 3 notes around the house 'will', 'you' and 'me' your partner will spend the whole day looking for the non existant 4th
No the fourth one is "get away from"
Kay Sss lmao! I did this! Amazing idea, thanks for bringing it up. She is still searching 😂
@@Elder74 What was the end result?
@@TakerKaneanite619 her being disappointed, and no sex for a while I'm sure.
@@TakerKaneanite619 Presumably a fourth note in a different hand saying 'Divorce'
I notice that the 'This Way' signs are only printed on one side. So I guess you can direct your partner to the bedroom, as long at said bedroom is found by constantly turning right.
Paul Rigby I noticed that too, I was waiting for him to turn one over to see if they were printed on both sides. I can't believe he didn't notice!
Paul Rigby To go left, I'm sure you have to form a 3/4 circle with those arrows.
I accidentally disliked this comment.
casa = house/home
caza = hunt
So it means "love hunting game".
Thank god, somebody explained him lmao
Not a Spaniard, I'd assume it is "human traffic for sexual exploitation starter kit".
I'll bring my rifle!
swiftrealm "I play the hunt of love"
Lamal wtf definitely not what it says
I would have laughed so hard if those cuffs turned out to be stronger than you anticipated.
These Valentine special are the only reason I look forward to this time of year.
I gave up on romance, in fact, I never really cared for it. I just give a card and some candy to the folks that I love in my life. Who needs romance when you have a few good people who really love you, and who you really love?
Joshua r u 12
tiasdfghjkl No, I'm in my late twenties, I'v just grown beyond the straight and narrow view of the universe that most people have. Maybe it's because I had to face my own mortality at an early age; I've seen a lot of people throw away their lives; or I've had to scrape and fight for everything I've ever gotten.
+Joshua oh shut up mate
Lynchology101 not all of us in single women in our 30s have or want kids, i know i dont. although theres reasons im single so any man would have to compromise. so many dont, hence wht im still single
The ring isn't for your hands, it doesn't work there either. So where is it for.
Tiger Tank Gaming Cockring?
Nepeta Leijon it looks like it would hurt there
Your toes
It’s too small for even a sub-average johnson.
It is just a (cheesy) napkin holder...
Yay Tiger is my favourite shop and I love that it is recently taking over here in the UK but it is ironic you went there considering you usually go to poundland because tiger is actually sort of pronounced "tee-ya" and means a tenner in Danish which the shop is. A tenner in Danish kroner is roughly a pound so tiger is basically Danish Poundland. But years ago they started selling things that weren't 10kr like poundland is doing right now so you wouldn't know unless you knew the history.
THIS WAS YOUR USELESS FACT OF THE DAY.
Those are literally BALLoons!
How r they supposed to see the signs if they have a blindfold
EllaDoesMinecraft The blindfold is supposed to be used after they have followed the signs...
@@pinkglitter93 how do u know?
@@uhhiwhatareyoudoinghere6167 well...😉😉😉
You get in bed with the blindfold and handcuffs on, while your partner follows the sign to you and then sexy times start
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I like to imagine that was Ashens.
Was I the only one who found it amusing when Ashens started to silently unroll the love tickets?
Please bring back the Food Special! They're so funny!
They never went anywhere officially, just got harder to make as Poundland’s food offerings improved.
fetish kit with child-sized handcuffs....
Bulk Logan RAPE
Next up: Inflation set! Only one pound!
99 pence? more like 99 years' sentence.
@@Vesper8088 With that, you could just increase all prices with that kit.
Happy soul-crushing forever alone day, or I don't really care, and have never cared, about this holiday, but an ashens video is always appreciated. I hope he's going to smash some big plastic hearts with a hammer or something.
Lukas Sprehn XD
Well, he violently popped some heart-balloons with his fist, so you got that.
Lukas Sprehn - It just makes singles feel more lonely and aromantics look bad. I must say that the only things that I like about Valentine's Day are that there are other versions of it, that there were actually two *real* Valentines that are celebrated on the day, that it originally had *no* romantic connotations and that we get a week off out of it.
Dark Western atleast hipsters know when to mind their own business and be quiet
Dark Western You must be real fun at parties. The dude apparently doesn't really give a damn, and I'm sure some people are just making a joke. Some people don't like Valentine's Day, and it probably has nothing to do with needing therapy.
When you see an ashens video your mouse or finger hovers over as it's possessed and clicks.
100% legit for real
MattTheBoss even when it's 20 past 3 in the morning it seems xd
MattTheBoss sorry that's me, I hacked your computer...it won't happen again, I promise
TheWyot when its 40 past 3 in the morning after you came home from work
Chris Haversam Goddamn smoothskins!
I just laughed hysterically at Ashens quietly unrolling a roll of paper. The man can make anything funny.
For a minute there I honestly thought we were going to go through an entire Valentine's Day Special without the Romantic Heart. I'm really glad it made another appearance.
Didn't you feel really awkward buying all of these at the shop? lol
"Aye, that guy's a bit desperate."
"Get your partner to guide you on a walk in the dark."
To the BDSM dungeon, here we go!
Ah, the most romantic place in the world
Im gonna enjoy a nice bath with my favourite toaster on valentines day
My girlfriends birthday was on Valentine's Day as well as our anniversary so I had of course to buy 3 times the presents
The "oh no I can't reach the key" to " it is already broken" part killed me 😂😂😂
Tiger is Danish! My boyfriend (who is also danish) says it's their equivalent to the pound shop. Although all their home stuff seems in pretty good knick for more than a quid.
"I suggest going to the Zoo when it's closed meaning you can go stand in the rain instead."
Why do I get the feeling that this was an anecdote from Stuart? 😂
That cashier joke perfectly describes my coworker who won’t work unless we say that she will get fired if she doesn’t move
Does she work at poundland
“Get your partner to guide you on a walk in the dark.” Lmao I love that part!
all those "this way" signs will be perfect for leading to the door. which is where your love/relationship will be going if you get those for valentines day.
A few of those Splat Balls in a jam jar sounds like a pretty perfect valentine's night for me!
You obviously throw that splat hearth at the back of your lovers head. Instant romance.
Always love coming back to these!
Ashens has successfully cancelled Valentines. Thank you for freeing us of this commercialism hell.
Things to buy your significant other if you want to spend Valentine's day alone.
Not many other channels where you can sit and watch someone silently pulling a roll of shit tickets and it still be funny x)
The Heart: A sort of tall lump with sort of tubes sticking out of it - Dr Ashens
They literally repackaged a children's toy as a cheap sex toy... wow, just wow...
"From sofa to bin, never to be seen again." New children's rhyme.
"This does not affect your statutory rights"
Yes, we needed that on cheap plastic handcuffs.
Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
TombOfFangs farcry3
I swear the companies that make this stuff make them so bad just so that ashens buys it and reviews it :')
Valentine's day. another reminder I'm single. :|
Mateo Toons same story here bro
join club
Mateo Toons okcupid. Give it a try. I did, took awhile to find the right one but it worked out and still id
I'm not, for once!
could be worse your just single, I'm single with a kid after my fiancee of over 10 years walked out on us in December. fuck valentine's day!
was going to sleep, then this appears. .
Best part of any holiday is the Ashens special.
I love how uncomfortably long the love ticket unraveling scene was
That intro is so relaxing at 1:55 in the fucking morning ( in Britain at least)
Supreme leader Oliver what was the song called
If you're having like 500 affairs those tickets are great
Oh holy hell right off the bat I'm dying. Blessed be the mighty Ashens.
If you have to by a CHILD'S toy for romance, you have other problems then just the cheapness of it.
*by
**than
@@caramelldansen2204 Buy*
Seeing Ashens tear off those cheap handcuffs like a crazed muscle man has awoken something in me.
The only person that would need that amount of love tickets is a pimp. Which thankfully I am.
The new 50 Shades Darker props look amazing!
Ashens you owed that balloon a movie and you killed it.
As someone who has the shitty luck of having been born on Valentine's Day, I really enjoy these specials.
How do you not die of embarrassment when you pay for this stuff at the cash register?
The best part of this, to me at least, is the fact that Ashens uses the same exact language, enunciation, and tone of voice that he uses for test tasting nasty food....all for our entertainment. Bravo:)
Those "romantic heart" things, are arranged like some kind of wasps nest, now that would be a valentine's Day surprise
This was everything i could ever ask for,,,, thenks
the sad onion lass is early again
Ashens' duel with the ticket tape was magnificent.
Is no one going to mention that the "this way" signs of craptitude - only point to the right? So essentially if you have any left turns your lover will never get to the room and be stuck walking around in a confusing square..
Watching an Ashens Valentine Special is the best part of Valentine's Day.
it's Valentine's day already? Crap i forgot to get a girlfriend again!
The best things about Valentines Day are the half-priced chocolate and the Ashens Specials.
So which would your amore hate more, the fact that the handcuffs are so easy to get out of, or that you quite literally spent a freaking pound on the whole shebang?
When he just kept pulling the tickets off the roll 😂😂😂
I don't think the ring was meant to be put on your finger....
Watching Ashens mindlessly unrolling cheap love tickets makes me question my nonexistent life and why I watch his videos in the first place. Probably because he brings joy into my otherwise meaningless existence.
Being single is better because you don't waste money on shit
TarantusMaximus
Whatever helps you sleep m8
I live for Ashens' holiday specials
uploaded 47 secs ago, and there's 29 comments already..... You guys have no lives))
you obviously aren't very aware of the ashens fan base...
I mean we watch a grown man play with cheap pieces of plastic while making jokes only middle schoolers would find humorous
actually you're probably right now that I think about it but you got to admit there's a couple middle school esc- jokes in the bunch
Mikhail Man
But you wasted your time by commenting just to say that the people who clicked on it right away just like you are somehow wasting their lives. You my friend are a hypocrite.
chandler lennox Makes sense!
Daniel Bluecat I wasn't planning to get into an argument, but since its a lovely Monday morning and I haven't had my breakfast, I'll go ahead and commence.
HOW DARE YOU call me a hypocrite!? I, for one, have not clicked on the video for the reason of commenting early, but for the video itself! Then I saw that the comment section is already extensive and proceeded to point that out. Then comes YOU, stamping me with a hypocrite brand, expecting me to accept your judgement? Who do you think you are???
Shame on you!
5:52 "comes with a free book!"
- me, a few seconds ago.
Also, imagine how RED it would be if that splat ball exploded all over a white wall.
Irmagard!!! 51 seconds in....mmmm so fresh, so crispy, so, unwatched by the unwashed........mmmmmm...fresh Ashens.....
RIXRADvidz freshens xD
What a glorious beard.
Ashens is the Maestro of Love. That's what I always say.
what has to go wrong in your life that you end up buying sex toys from pundland
Handcuffs and a blindfold sound like the setup for a different way to celebrate Valentine's Day.
I feel like that ring is meant to go somewhere that isn't your hand...
Ashens, the only person I can rely on to make me feel less shit about being single for Valentines Day again.
As a dane, I can confirm that all Stuart said about Heart is true. Please send help, we can't stop him!
Another video from Ashens to make this day perfect!
can you use that knife at the end to stab me, ashens
You brought the Sims back into my mind with that music, damn you Sir.
I can only imagine the strange looks that Stuart gets when he buys all this shite at the checkout.
Protip: The best way to a man's heart is the fifth left intercostal space at the midclavicular line.
yay i love u ashens ur halarious and i love ur accent
that was the best Valentine's Day special
You're going to make the binmen jealous when they see all this tat.
That love ticket gag dragged on for exactly as long as it needed to. The sheer repetition made it hilarious :D
Ashens is a true chav, innit.
his excitement for when he thought there was a different ticket was hilarious!
If this gets 10 likes I'll just scream randomly
Now do it.
Allieis Crazy you have to scream 4 times now
Allieis Crazy 5 times now bitch
Technically, that's literally the opposite of "randomly" when you set a specific condition that will make you scream.
6 times now, upload a video of you doing it...
I remember when that Priest from 'Indiana Jones & The Temple of Doom' gave that guy a Heart Hug.
I'm in Wales. We don't want the tat :P
Rachel Mansell At least we know the couch faces south now.
AgentTasmania Wouldn’t it be facing east?
I'm surprised by this intro, but knew the Valentine's Day specials should have their own one.