Australian Woman Suspected Of Poisoning In-Laws With Mushrooms
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- Опубліковано 20 сер 2023
- Tim knows crocodile tears when he sees them.
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I met Tim at the comedy store once. I didn't recognize him at first in the dark and mistook him for staff and asked him where the men's bathroom was. He said he didn't know (he obviously did know). And good on him. Not his job to help out the poors who have to use a public bathroom in The Store. That's life in the big city. I wish him well.
Life in the big city.
That's stupid, and so is calling people "poors". Worshipping everyone with a little bit of fame and money and determining your level of respect based mostly on that... yeah that's "life in the big city" alright 🙄
@@stonecoldsteveaustin9353I think they call it satire. Kinda funny, won't kill ya!
@@mrzappme lol I mean... Tim was just hanging on the side watching Chris Rock. Sucked I had to pee while he was up. That show was lit. It's not his job to help people find the bathroom but he could have. It was hilarious he lied and said he didn't know. I love Tim I'm sure he's a nightmare to be friends with (Ben lol) but it is a hilarious true story. As for Stone Cold's comment I only hope he's joking and didn't actually waste part of his life typing that out as a serious comment that would be super depressing lol
@@dylanwilliams7868bro the fact you just typed a novel and drooling over tim and Ben you can tell just how you talk about them😂 easy bro you won’t get anywhere by asking Tim Dillon where the bathroom is 😂😂 said you couldn’t recognize him cus it was dark? So you were just gonna ask a random person to help you like it’s their job. 😂
She poisoned them with what they least expected from her, a vegetable.
Dude I just lost my shit😂😂😂
It’s a fruit I think
@@williambarringer6513nah, they’re considered a vegetable but they aren’t really either since not a plant.
It's a fungus
@@jaysantiago1094 eh! Tomato tomatoe
Great to see Aunt Dillon graduate from faking overdoses to murder, I wish her well!
Quality
Good one bruv
She knows she stole that money. And she knows she murdered.
And think of her grandfather. She’s a disgrace to his legacy
*Tees off* ⛳️
Nobody makes food for a bunch of people and doesn't try it.
I don’t know how they figured it out but at some point Tim says they determined that she and her kids ate a different batch
especially a woman that large lol
Most people. Because cooks at restaurants don't taste a customer's food everytime. The word nobody is wrong here, but home made meals yeah
You gotta wonder about the family dynamic here. They all showed up for a meal with this woman after being accused by her ex husband of being poisoned.
That's just small town aussie family , they were probably too nice to refuse the lunch invitation plus the inlaws were trying to act as mediator for the couple to get back together
He didn’t think he was poisoned until after this happened and he pieced it together. He just thought he got some kind of weird illness.
@@blueXcss I'm guess something about money and the grandparents insisting on being "part of the grandkids lives." So Doreen go the half day off from her job at Westpac and picked some shrooms from the cowshit in the neighbor's paddock. "No-one can prove nothing... loss to the community... prayer... I'm devastated (aka gutted)." The perfect crime.
When Tim pronounced Melbourne correctly, it genuinely brought a tear to my dusty, Australian eye.
Crikey!
It's cause he's Irish
Same. He’s one of the good ones.
💯
Do you guys pronounce US cities with your accent or the way we say it? 🤔
It's hard to beat a good mushroom dish.
Mushrooms are wily.
Tim is greatest at seeing the bright side of any tragedy.
Addams Family worthy episode
True, it’s a real knife fight out there.
I can relate. When your childhood wasn't great, you have to find the humor.
theyve probably already found hundreds of google searches about mushrooms and poisoning on her computer/phone
I bet her wellington pie is to die for.
Who wouldn’t want to suddenly pass while having a wonderful meal with the family?
Death by this specific mushroom, the “Death Cap” or “Angel of Death”, is one of the most painful and agonizing ways to die on this planet. You literally get to feel your liver melt inside you. Look it up, it’s the most intense way to die ever.
Fake Business - Aunt Dillon's Pies.
I just feel for the people who lost their lives. I wish them well
🏌♂
Not Thursday good try
hope they get well soon
I just feel the need ..... for speed
you sound like a fungi
Condolences, Tim. RIP Mama Dillon
We wish her well…
Allegedly she was found to have multiple books in her home about mushroom foraging and their related toxicity. Maybe it’s just a coincidence. 🤷🏼♀️
The only reason you are seeing this is because very powerful people want you to immediately associate poison with mushrooms. Tim is a funny puppet, a jester of the rich.
@philosphorus so there aren't poisonous mushrooms? Or is your point that this wouldn't make news if not for some agenda? Get help.
@philosphorus You cannot be serious.
@@siamesefightingfish2861 I am 100% serious. It sounds perhaps crazy. I'd like to write it off as crazy, but it isn't so simple.
@@siamesefightingfish2861 George Carlin said it right. He's dead though. And as well yes the truth of Eleusis and your birthright as having been affected by your ancestors use of mushrooms is consistently muddled. They would have these group psychedelic experiences by the thousands in the largest temple ever built by the Greeks called the Telesterion. It was burned to the ground... built into the side of a cave which was then called the entrance to the underworld... I digress. Mushrooms actually change your brain... etc. Etc. This was known a long time ago, and pay attention to everything that is paid for you to see about mushrooms and anything related to psychedelic trips. This is a heavily controlled subject. So yes, I will quadruple down.
"Can you tell us about the lunch you prepared"
Lady: "This is such a tragedy. My KIDS loved thier grandparents."
“What I CAN tell you”
@@humphreybumblecuck5151"I’m so SORRY about their deaths"
Poison is typically women's method for murder but what is definitely different is the type of poison.
Broads typically use boring old types of poison like eye drops, anti freeze or arsenic (back in the day) but she really switched things up here.😂
Definitely Innovative, completely changed the (Poisoning) Game
Something out in coffee. No? ☠️
She didn’t try it when cooking?… she did it I have never cooked for my family without trying the food
she claims she did and got sick too
The fact that she and her children ate a separate meal.
You’re clearly not a parent
@@selfishstockton6123 quiet trash
“can ya tell us a bit more about the lunch?”
Tim mentioning his meal plan was the best moment for me. That’s a sign he’s taking care of himself and that means he will be around as we go through what ever the fuck happens in the next 10 years
Don’t know if that matters, it’s more lifestyle that determines health. Stavros Halkias does meal preps and he looks like he’s aged 14 years in 4 months on the road.
What you eat and how much you eat matters, period. I never said it’s everything or the only thing that matters. Not sure why you went out of your way to contest my positive comment.
'He's still in hospital' while crying...interpretation: He's not dead yet. Next time, more fungi.
the last supper
Hi, Tim, I'm Aussie and I totally believe that this woman is guilty. I'm good at reading people's body language and like you, I didn't buy her crocodile tears for one second. Also the fact that she refused to answer the question about where she got the mushrooms. (Now she's saying she got them from an Asian grocery store. I don't believe that, either, because there's no way they'd be allowed to sell poisonous mushrooms.) A food dehydrator was seized from the local rubbish tip and will be forensically tested. I'm betting they'll find traces of that specific toxin in it. Women are more likely than men to use poisoning as a method of murder. If she tried to poison her (now ex) husband, it's likely that she tried to bump off his parents, too. Since she didn't get caught for (allegedly) poisoning the ex husband, she probably thought she could get away with it again. And how convenient it was that her children weren't served the beef wellington pie for lunch that day. That says it all for me! I'm pretty sure she's going to end up in the slammer (jail) for this. Only time will tell after the forensic test results.
THats not enough to arrest someone. You need heavy evidence, not subjective body language reading.
@@destruction1928 Your reading comprehension is off the person said they found a dehydrator and it may have the toxic residue on it. I am sure they will find more evidence.
@@destruction1928 i agree. go back to second grade and learn to read man.
@@cmo5807 you are the one bad at interpreting. The way he wrote it suggests that he thought she was guilty based on his body language reading. He begins the second paragraph with the word "Also," indicating that he had already formed his judgment by this point. Please make corrections to orthography, syntax, and grammar.
@@destruction1928 you must had missed the part that the cop said they smelled the alcohol her huh? So as dumb as I maybe I caught that. So ya he smelled it formed his judgment then. Regardless underage and drinking and driving is against the law. No matter what you think or how retarded you think I am the law is the law. Kids these days just have no idea.
She didnt have mushroom in her life for those in laws
I wish her well.
I’m honestly so pissed off this isn’t the top comment. It’s all I want to see under a Tim Dillon video.
This Australian says guilty
Grows wild here in the UK... We don't have bears, wolves or lions, but we have fungi what kill you dead
You also have tons of safe psilocybe mushrooms that grow in the UK. This is just fear mongering against psychedelic mushrooms. Can't change my opinion either. Psilocybe semilanceata is a beautiful, naturally occuring species that has been used spiritually for perhaps thousands of years, by the pagans who once lived in the UK. They say they didn't know about these species until the 1700s or so. It is just wrong. Humans have known about the magic mushroom for thousands and thousands of years, and took them for real, social reasons, which have been stripped from the people and turned into fake horror stories. It is very easy to identify poisonous mushrooms. The magic mushrooms all bruise blue. No other mushroom does that. If it doesnt bruise blue, it isn't magic. Also, magic mushroom spores are usually purple. Impossible to misidentify if you are looking.
There's no way all that beef wellington was eaten. As if she isnt partial to some leftovers...
She's been charged for three murders. They brought the dogs in.
Bad audition tape, nailed it!
its winter right now in Australia, this is just a psychopath.
Almost as bad as when Tim fed Scott Tenormans parents to him.
For those interested, here is the recipe for beef wellington...
a good beef fillet (preferably Aberdeen Angus) of around 1kg/2lb 4oz
3 tbsp olive oil
50g/2oz butter
1 large sprig fresh thyme
100ml/3.5 fl oz dry white wine
12 slices prosciutto
500g/1lb 2oz pack puff pastry, thawed if frozen
a little flour, for dusting
2 egg yolks beaten with 1 tsp water
250g/9oz chestnut mushroom, include 1 death cap mushroom if you like
She’s just been charged with murder!!
World wide Tim tour “ Stuff Your Cup Tour”
as an aussie, Guilty. Like the dingo Lady. Oh wait a minute. Also it,s winter in Australia Tim
Is it still hot as fuck? Yes. Good.
Dingo's are no joke, around areas they frequent, they can definitely be dangerous.
Anyway, Chamberlain is innocent.
Don’s in hospital with mushroom poisoning by that crazy lady, he might not live.. I wish him well 🙏
Your pronunciation of the towns was near spot on. The towns are a couple of hours out of Melbourne if you want to go see them. At one stage she said she had the meal too and was sick and went to hospital that night. Also her kids had the meal but she picked the mushies out as the kids don’t like them.
We all knew he was gonna say “I like it”!, after “I gotta be honest”, but it still killed me.
Tim Dillon fascination always is hillarious😂
She reminds me of Robbie Parker, crying without any tears
Never eat something somebody makes and won't eat. I remember there's was a NBA coach for the jazz in the 80s for the jazz who used to have water boys take a sip before he'd take it.
Death caps (Amanita pha-lloi-des, like phallus) are very common in some places, including Australia. They do superficially resemble some edible species, including Agaricus (like Portabello or button mushrooms), and accidental poisonings and deaths do occur, though mostly with immigrants who misidentify or marginal hippie weirdo survivalist types. I used to hang out on the mushroom poisoning identification Facebook group, and Amanita poisonings were very rare and super scary for all involved (usually dogs).
Her ONLY possible defense is that she is a half-ass forager who is in the habit of eating meadow mushrooms and misidentified them. The idea that she got them at a market implies that a "professional" forager misidentified, which is nearly impossible as Death caps would be known to and avoided by anyone with the most basic information, and that nobody else in the area got poisoned.
Mushroom foraging 101: identify deadly species with certainty. She's either the most careless person on earth (if so why did her family trust her?) or knew what she was doing.
I know where they grow in Longview Washington. Next to amanitas in large amounts under mature broadleaf trees.
@@breakthecycle5238they grow in our yard in Texas
That mushroom dish was to die for…
….
….. I’ll see myself out lol
Ok, so we know which house to skip for Halloween.
I could be wrong, but I think it's winter time in Australia, so the summer freak-out thing does not apply here. But good job, mate! You make me laugh out loud on a consistent basis and it's much appreciated.
Confirmed!
Gets to freezing overnight right now
Source: I’m in melb
Its winter during summer time ?
@@perc3136in the southern hemisphere yes
@@holysab7 when is the summer months?
@@perc3136 All year round but its technically December till February. Yes we have Christmas in 40°c heat.
I would 100% be behind a Tim Dillon True Crime segment. I would love to hear his thoughts on people like Chandler halderson. Chris Watts all those crazy motherfukers
I wish mushroom lady well. Now watch this swing 😂
*drive
Got front row tickets for the Adelaide show
... wonder how her "mum" passed ...
“It’s the summer & people act up, in the summer it gets hot out people act up. The guy shot his wife in Orange County ”😂😂😂
sounds like she would be the only one left to get the moneys. she had to get them all in one 'mistake'
it's funny hearing about her relationship with the victims. seems as theyre DEAD so they can't speak for themselvthees! they went there to free her kids from her poison witch stew
Hearing this made me love Tim Dillon even more
Pretty obvious she meant it. Doesn't mean they can prove it!
The stars had to align exactly with Tim's show in October and the HSC, but at least I'll get to watch the rest of the mushroom fairy tale write itself live on television everyday. Pray our king stays safe from poisonous food. Long live Tim.
Tim Dillion is great
Who else broke out laughing as soon as they saw the thumbnail, Dillon dream topic
She did it! "I Loved them"...Past tense....
A Tim Dillon/ true crime crossover is all I’ve ever wanted
How Tim manages to make fun of any tragedy is beyond me. I can`t believe how much I am laughing HAHHAHAHH
She killed them with mushrooms.
Its now a fungicide investigation.
She is a psychopath, good thing that she leaves the kids and goes to prison or even better gets the death sentence
The last person to receive the death penalty in Australia was back in 1967 and it was eventually abolished in 1973. The Australian government passed legislation that prohibited the reintroduction of capital punishment so not an option I'm afraid
these new yorkers who say oshTRULya crack me up
Real knife fight out there
I like the front door.
Haha 2 hours south of Melbourne. So she lives in the ocean
We must protect Tim at all cost..he's a national treasure🫡
It's like if Bender from Futurama started a podcast.😂
See you in Perth!
We wish her well.
Thanks for coming back to Adelaide Tim
Interesting culinary choices coming from the great land of Australia.
Even though Tim is a bid jaded he does know how to see through B.S. and be funny doing it.
Imagine some a hole purposely picks amonitas, comes into a store, and rebags the disguised mushroom… perfect murder
Im sure a quick look at her google search history will show wtf she is up too.
2023, the summer of the suburban serial killer !!! sick but oddly true
Everything in Australia will try to kill you. Even middle aged pudgy housewives . Our Bears are nice 🤣
I hope they trace her phone and find that she went into the woods mushroom hunting, phone tracing will show if she went to get them from a market . These type of mushrooms are so common though they can pop in in the yard and I’ve seen them growing in a large circle in open farm field one time. In mushroom hunting classes and guide books they teach about this mushroom and it’s VERY easy to identify .
They should make a suspense movie out of this
*Aussie Aussie Aussie*
You better come to Perth you old slurry
Will be seeing you in Christchurch!
They’ve finally charged her with murder
I think when she pulled out a cooked meal for you, and the TV dinner for her and the kids is when you bounce...
Good theory, but it's winter in Australia.
They'll find out from her searches about mushrooms
Depends on the in-laws.
that name goes with the words
It's not summer in AU right now. It's the end of winter
Agree. Tim for President
Ive made lunch!!! lmao I love you Tim
Come to Wellington too…
It's winter in Australia Tim 😂😂
Chefs kiss
Tim is the absolute best 😂 the best dude 😂😂😂😂
I immediately have 2 questions - Was she planning to serve Death by Chocolate as dessert? And if you were going to die from a meal - wouldn't Beef Wellington be near the top of your list?
the mother in laws last words were "so dry"
Such a tragedy. I wish them well!
Well, they are dead so…
@@tooch1180hope they get better 😊
It's winter in Australia, can't be blaming the summer heat, Tim.
Tom “repeat himself for 20 min” Dillon
So sad Rip to all her victims