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Knowing I'm not on Twitter is such a beautiful feeling.
Can't say the same 😢 HELP!!!
Me too
I am so happy I am not on twitter lol but I pity the people who obliviously created an account due to trends or peer pressure 😔❤️❤️❤️
I don’t mean that as an insult
“Ah yes, my trash brethren.” -EmKay, (either r/MurderedbyWords, r/Madlads, or r/Memes)
Okay, love that last one. When XBox and PS social media managers work together to troll is glorious.
EXACTLY. Two different companies just gang up on this one racist guy to be like, “haha, no. You aren’t escaping history, SETH.”
Tis always wholesome to see two 'rival' companies teaming up to deliver clap back to trolls
Game consul trolls are exactly why I upgraded my PC to be a gaming PC and abandoned those products and communities completely.
@@That80sGuy1972 the pc master race community exists though, every gaming platform has its dungeon dweller trolls
@@steveplayzytreal Every everything has its trolls. For PC, they are per-capita far fewer and a lot easier to isolate from every circle you are in. My guess is that most consul trolls are pretty much kids who need to get the adults in their life to just keep buying them the next game system. My biggest irk with PC gamers is that they want me to use Teamspeak or some social crapola that's not within the game itself. I came to play, not form silly little circles... and neither my face nor voice ever goes online. Want to hang with me? Go to a bar I'm at when not gaming. Want to play? Join the game I'm in when I'm gaming. If you are online and not in the room with me, I assume, no matter what you do, are a fictional person or just another aspect of the game. I don't care about your story and you ain't getting mine.
1:15 Jack struggling to say “philosophizing” is the most Jack thing but at the same time is the least Australian thing ever
😄 I tried to say it, and my tongue is in knots.. (I'm not native in english)
"phylo-sodomizing" XD
Not gonna lie. I can't say it most times either...
He just brutally changed the meaning of the entire sentence! 🤣
Idk about native speakers,I'm sure that it's quite hard for non-native speakers as I'm one of them
The amount of people that don't understand that other people are different and have different wants is baffling.
ya its concerning
It’s easy to ignore empathy when they’re looking at text and simply not picture there’s people on the other side. More than half of them wouldn’t dare to open their mouth in public to debase someone one-on-one.
I never got that for politics. Why do politicians just appeal to everyone's wants as long as it doesn't erase rights?
Like, if I run for president, I want everyone to vote for me, not half of the population lmfao
@@eaterbattery Money. We are already in so much debt that it’s going to make it harder on the next generation. Also, It’s not as simple as “appealing to peoples wants” because, as this commentator said, everyone’s different. Some people want one thing and some want the opposite. It’s impossible to please everyone.
it's because allowing someone to disagree with you and talk openly about their own perspective means acknowledging at some level that your own perspective could be flawed, and that the world isn't nearly as simple as you may have thought. a lot people today would rather just take everything at face value. acknowledging the complexities of our world also means that people are complicated and that we can't simply stick labels on them and call them stupid whenever they say something we don't like. it's depressing.
That "Every large muscle on a bodybuilder-" quote gets me every time. Because apparently it's impossible to have more than one hobby and to both learn things AND work out. If I weren't so goddamn lazy I could prove that point. Probably. Maybe.
Same, I have the time, just not the discipline/willpower. I guess the optimal way is to balance training your physical and mental power. If you have time left after that, there's also creative expression.
Its also funny, because Plato also happened to be a body builder and professional wrestler. We don't know his real name, as Plato was his wrestling name. Dude was built like a gorilla and also one of the most prominent western philosophers.
so far, i'm a straight a student exercising several days a week. i think i have proof for myself 👍
You can exercise 4 days a week and read during the rest days
My ribs are more visible than my muscles which I find kinda funny
Seth getting double teamed by both consoles is what (slightly) boosts my faith in humanity
its good we they can join forces to fight an enemy
@@sopcannon there isn’t an enemy when it’s a full on massacre
I mean them alone aren't an enemy but the fans and outsiders could be
@@mfirdanhb true true
@@mfirdanhb they arent enemies, theyre competitors.
I mean, Socrates _did_ claim to be wiser than the king at the time, so that pretty much gets your life subscription canceled. Didn't stop the Greek philosophers from being just as cocky though. Like Diogenes who carried a lit lantern around during the day and when people asked him what he was doing, he replied that he was looking for _an honest man_ . Absolute madlads.
Yeah, Diogenes was a little sh*t, wasn’t he.
and he just challenged the status quo directly with the truth and no tactical finesse at all. it was really dumb, they basically shot the messenger. however socrates also was apparently kind of dumb for not just tricking them all into learning the truth, seeing as that was his whole thing.
neeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrd
@@08131988Reaper That's a compliment. We're in 2022, not 1995.
@@jamescheddar4896 I don't think he was dumb, seeing as you can't trick everyone, which they knew. So the philosophers of ancient Greece, just decided to be cocky instead. Those who wanted to know the truth, would look past their cockiness and learn, but those who just wanted to be confirmed in their own biased way of thinking, would be offended by their attitude and thus prove that they weren't listening to their words, as they only acted on emotion
6:55 lol as a poor person, I've been robbed many, many times. Every SINGLE time it was someone RICH. Someone with nice clothes, a nice car, driving around breaking into our busted up trucks to steal our pocket change, grabbing my broken nook tablet out of my hands and jumping into a freaking sports car to escape afterwards while I cry because I'll never be able to afford another tablet and they won't even be able to pawn it because it's broken so bad and all they really stole was my personal stuff and pictures and memories. Everyone who ever stole from me had more than I had and was better off than me. I would sleep next to a homeless person with all my worldly possessions and trust them not to rob me, before I would go to a college campus of rich white 20 year olds and fall asleep there where I'll be robbed and probably molested too while they're at it. Rich people steal more than anyone else, most poor people try their hardest not to steal because they know how it feels to have everything taken all the time, usually by rich people. And the people you think were always poor and are now thugs on the street? Those were mostly RICH kids who got into drugs because their parents suck and never stopped them, they pawned everything they owned and spent it all, so NOW they are poor due to throwing their money away, I personally know people like that, they were spoiled rich brats, now they're in a house with no furniture, and that came from being spoiled rich, not from growing up poor.
im sorry to hear that, are you in a better place now?
Aw man, i'm sorry.
i totally agree with your sentiment. i can say, back home, it's the similar thing (EG). The ones who steal, mistreat and even vandalise are always the rich tourists. Always. They act as though they're entitled to ruin our cultural sites, our history and our people. Heck, i've even seen a rich tourist group use a poor kid as a donkey, to carry their luggage, and then to not pay him at all. i will never forget his sad face. i never wished for people to drown in Nile as much as i did that day. We have a saying here, 'If he cuts your hand, he drowns in the Nile.'
This is why if I was a goose I would cause terror to all rich people
I agree. There is a saying. The rich get richer while the poor stay poor. It is almost impossible to get out of. People who do are probably just lucky.
@@nefwaenre do you actually drown them? Because it shure sounds like they deserve it
I find the fact that PlayStation actually responded to a comment on an Xbox post absolutely hilarious. Man got double teamed
But they didn't. It was an orchestrated trolling. Note that the accounts weren't verified. Look into Ben Palmer and Hope It Helps.
the last one with both xbox and ps ganging up on that fool was brutally hilarious
Ikr, Seth got violated
Glad my name is not Seth
Same here.
Seth is the name of my ex boyfriend so I enjoyed that one more than I should have lol
@@ahmed4363I FEEL HURT MY NAMES SETH
I'll never get tired of Jack's voice
I will
sometimes i forget that it's jack and think it's robin
Same
My dumbass thought this was lexi
4:44 I guarantee you plenty of women see a guy wearing an anime t-shirt and immediately want to talk, that’s entirely the point, that’s how anime fans make friends
And it also serves as a warning for those who are not into anime to stay far far away.
"Women don't watch anime" -These fools.
Almost everyone I know who watches anime is, in fact, a woman, lol
"glad you have one universal thing"
"Shots fired"
Nah, that's a uniquely American thing. Specifically in the schools.
@DerpGawd32 I try.
Hey, it’s spreading to Ukraine!
@@gotsomham not in the schools rn though.
@@astridposey You haven’t seen the news I have
@@gotsomham ouch
11:47 “Hey lefties” made me immediately jump to the conclusion (without thinking twice) that they were trying to insult left handed people.
Help
Same situation here.
that train of thought carries some very sinister implications if you ask me.
@@thomasfoster4370 It's the God damn Latin
@@thomasfoster4370 , nice pun!
@@Hermititis I thank u
Murder by words are the motto of most comedians. Some have some of the best witty comebacks ever.
Found you again!
@Energy finally what?,you made a cure for coronavirus?
@@muhibaqeel9709 things the Bible said would happen is happening
@@amoththatisflyingatyou i ain't Christian but ok
just look up comedians roasting hecklers
The contract worker surely is a man of culture.
Indeed
“Homer, Virgil, Dante, Shakespeare, Mozart, Bach, Beethoven” is in the exact same meter as “Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious”
9:14 the best part is the other guy's response
"I disagree"
title: r/murderedbywords
intro: r/murderedbywords
jack: r/murderedbywords
thumbnail: r/rareinsults
Is this rare insults?
Technically yes
This comment: r/technicallythetruth
The guy at 5:00 actually changes his mind because of that thread and apologizes. Nice redemption arc.
18:07
Damn, PlayStation stealing the kill
But they didn't. It was an orchestrated trolling. Note that the accounts weren't verified. Look into Ben Palmer and Hope It Helps.
murderedbywords is always a source of good roasts
7:17 the funny thing is, the replier is literally the creator of the show 😂
"Today we're gonna enjoy some murdering!"
Ah yes, a fellow murder enjoyer, i was struggling to find a like-minded individual such as myself.
@Deliah Masked welp, you got me
But what can i say, a man needs his fictional internet points
“I’m pro grave robbery and everybody hates me for it.”
@@sundeeprandhawa6007 i know right?like, jeez, i'm just getting halloween decorations, get a hold of yourself
@@PlasmaAsthmaOG yeah honestly it's annoying! and then, when you put it back, they get EVEn more mad. make up your minds!
@@LeeLuvid I modify their genes
6:06 "Tonight is my turn" is literally the funniest thing I've ever heard Ben say. It sounds like he's saying his wife is finally going spend all night with him lmao
I love that you made the independent contractor sound like Old Man McGucket for absolutely no reason. That was fun.
I think it was because his profile was a cockatoo, so Jack acted as if the contractor actually was a cockatoo in real life.
7:27 AHAHAAA YES DANA'S TWEET GOT IN HERE. It is so funny seeing grown adults being mad is so funny. As a queer teen (nonbinary and bi) the representation means a lot to me (Both with Lumity, Raeda, and Raine Whispers who canonically uses they/them!) Representation is very important.
Its always nice having representation, btw I have a geniune question how do you tell people to refer to your pronouns?
@@Beenevolence I usually just let them know "Hey, I'm nonbinary and I'd appreciate if you referred to me as they/them, but if that's too difficult I don't mind he/him either."
@@galacticrainestorm8546 Alright thanks
I hate people who don't like representation or people being different that is why I don't like the supreme court do to their opinion
Yea that was nice to see but gave me flashbacks to king’s tide
0:46 If you try to roast a brazillian that knows what happens in your country, you will get cooked and even Gordon would say it's on point.
Exactly hahaha
Being executed IS like being canceled! BEING CANCELED FROM LIFE!
Lmaooo
and then going to hell after the execution means you were canceled from resting in peace
@@onyx747 watch satan kick socrates out of hell for asking annoying questions for 3 eternities and a tuesday.
@@NewPaulActs17 "bro
Since we can't see ultraviolet or infrared
Does that mean we could already have encountered aliens, just that they fit so well into the environment we don't know?"
"SOCRATES THAT IS THE 37,471 TIME THIS MILLENIA I SWEAR TO GOD IMMA SEND YOU TO HIM"
Wow… Thats the first time in like 12 years of sick youtube grinding, that I ever watched a video that released less than a minute ago… Cheers me I guess
Goof
I saw one that was 5 seconds ago once
Wow congrats?
@JJ ОIаtuпji 🅥 no
stupid flex but ok...
Bro, the thumbnail says rare insults, but its murdered by words?
don’t question it
5:50 I know he was going for some kind of parrot, but he sound more like old man Mcgucket, and I'm all for it
7:23 I absolutely love Dana’s reply to the homophobe
The Charlie Kirk one getting rebutted by his own quote doesn't belong here, but in r/Suicidebywords, and you can't convince me otherwise.
why
14:02
It was at this moment, Jack knew he could put all of his work of voice acting just for this bit.
7:24 The fact the creator of the show made this post makes it even funnier
He has the perfect “guy thinks the government is behind it all” voice
17:42 FINALLY, they worked together to fight a common enemy good job
Missed a callback at 11:12. Should have said "We all have the same 27 hours in a day." :-)
18:00 greatest collab in history
7:23 Seeing Dana's responses to some tweets like these is hilarious
I'm so sad we only have more more episode left ;-;
there's absolutely no way the person pretending not to know that the concept of writing and inventing things existed pre-internet isn't joking. I know people can be astonishingly stupid but it is genuinely impossible not to know that
Are you really sure about that?.
@@rustythecrown9317 I just remembered all the loony conspiracy theories that basically the past doesn't exist so fair enough I guess
@@ActionYakPolice Or the one where we are in a Matrix type simulation. wtf?.
@@ActionYakPolice last thursdayism?
Help fight bots today, no seriously help please
The TOH Grom scene caught me off guard. Never expected to see Lumity on Emkay, will definitely replay that part because I was too excited seeing the Grom dance scene.
Any couples scene, except for that one bard girl and her boyfriend, are gayy in The Owl House. Even Raeda, the Enby (Raine) that stole Eda's heart (multiple times)
Edit: just realized it was Dana Terrance herself who posted that, let's go
Same
yeah, I was like HELL YEAH LUMITY
Huntlow though?
@@malaksafa4074 that wasn’t a thing when this was posted, but I personally prefer having both straight and gay relationships in the show. That way it shows it to be the norm, not an exception.
9:42 AcTUallY h0mEr Is A cArToOn ChArAcTEr
15:10 that last sentence!
XD
I love how even though her name is blurred, everyone knows it’s candace owens being stupid on twitter
16:03 hearing 'lie-chester' made my ears break
It hurt my soul 😭
Why do I imagine someone being killed by someone named Words?
i feel bad for words. they're accused of murder on this channel.
14:03 Congratulations, Jack, you made me spit my water on my laptop
3:33 gives me FLAAAAAASHBAAAAAAAACKS of Eddsworlds FLAAAAAASHBAAAAAAAACK jingle when anyone gets a FLAAAAAASHBAAAAAAAACK.
"WHO TOLD YOU TO CALL ME THAT??"
This imaginary exchange may be the best thing I've ever heard 😂
0:33 Hey! Hi! American, here! The only part of that, which DOESN'T apply to the States, as well, is that the minimum is only 10%. If your server was rude and/or gave horrible service, you don't have to tip. Technically, you don't have to tip even if they were perfectly wonderful, but if you don't, everyone will consider you an utter ass. But, you know, you're not legally required to. And yeah, tipping is really only done at restaurants here, too.
@@rowannagy3033 Thanks to various comments I've seen, left on various sites across the internet, by users from various non-US countries; I happen to know for a fact that your commentary about higher-end restaurants also applies to higher-end restaurants *outside* the USA. So, since the guy was chattering about how tipping isn't mandatory where he's from, it's pretty clear he's not talking about higher-end restaurants. Therefor, literally everything I said in my original comment still rings 100% true of the places he's actually talking about.
Isn't tipping also usually expected at barbershops too?
@@Hermititis In America? No.
@@DaZebraffe , really? Because people I know in America tip their hairstylists.
@@Hermititis They would be the exception, then, not the rule.
Xbox and playstation both trolling Seth made my day
8:15 This is largely because outlets in NA can only draw MAX 1800W before tripping breakers. 120V x 15A = 1800W MAX draw while 240V x 15A = 3600W, less energy to boil the water so microwave and stovetops are just as fast or faster.
"How does this account have a verification check??? Twitter just giving them to anyone now?"
UA-cam users: *First time?*
Don't get get me started with the one character username, verified, comment stealing account(s?) which only serve to promote the channel which only video explains that the channel is legaly bougth and the comments are written by real people (like hell they are) to bring attention to the channel.
7:23 I’ll never get over the fact that Dana Terrace HERSELF was the one to respond with that
7:23
I did a double take when I saw who made that tweet, I think Dana Terrace is my favourite show creator now.
The problem with "voting with your wallet" is that people with bigger wallets get more votes.
my $100 wallet stands no chance against a trillion dollar megacorp
3:32 Anyone gonna talk about how amazing that SAAAAAAAAAAAAD CRINGE was?
Watching jack pronounce Leicester and Liechester was funny
I laughed so hard at 13:57
12:23 thanks for reading it for us!
XD
I am totally using the 'Good roads are the difference between the fall of Rome and the fall of America' line, that's gold.
10:50, a tesla costs more then my 300+ meter house, ain't no way in Indonesia's history am i gonna buy those
That Paris Hilton one was funny
0:53 It's funny that he says that yet he lives in Brazil lol
Brazil is a huge country, not everyone is poor or starving lmfao
@@Fumbann The vast majority of the people are lmfao, also the homicide rates don't help
17:17 this smells like- no, this is a guy who can’t keep it in his pants he literally can’t. Anytime he tries he takes 2000 psych damage and 200 physical damage and 30 “🌰” damage.
Love the fact that PS and XBox decided to Tag-Team just to whoop a Racist guy's comments...
The dude from Brazil talking about "workers rights"
now you know how bad the americans are doing
Oh, oh, the one at the 4:57 actually apologized after it. Turns out his friend told him this was his technique to get girls and so he though everyone was doing it. Look it up, it gives you some hope on humanity.
Jack casually being in r/Ihadastroke
1:14
Why should I send a thank you note to the interviewer? If there's one thing I've learned from dozens of job interviews, it's this: if they didn't offer you the job during the interview, you didn't get the job.
This is a little bit off topic but I hate how companies just ghost you if you don't get hired, like they just straight up don't tell you.
1:50 mine is one that only i have, and had it all the way back as a kid, and still kind of do: traffic lights. Obviously they are operated by people who’s job is to be in little rooms underground below the street lights, and they can see the camera feed from above the light. They press colored buttons to change the light. I have no proof, but… let me have this
Not only you now.....
Heck yeah join this bandwagon!
11:27 jokes of furries aside, he has a point, besides, furries are either making tons of money than expend in their hobby or don't have any. So yeah... A furry knows what he is talking about, neat.
I just had an aneurysm with some of the insults in here :), thx for the content EmKay!
Oh the one talking about the lunar landing being fake is Candace Owens. I’m not surprised 😂
Me neither. She is just a plague inhabiting a woman’s body at this point.
IS THE PERSON AT 8:30 ACTUALLY NAMED THAT?
9:55 thanks for asking. I salute your sacrifice
XD
ah yes the daily dose of memes by *EmKay*
0:01 JESUS, that's just decimation.
Well, 2:08 didn't age well
"The snack that smiles back"
Me imagining a snack i love to eat smiling at me: excuse me
💀
Can we get a 💀 streak?
"I'd say that's tough, but the dog is dead, so it wouldn't say that." - Jack, absolute Legend
Socrates wasn't "executed" ... While he was sentenced to death, he technically committed suicide drinking poison, even though he probably could've escaped. He didn't, because they would've targeted his pupils.
Execution is "the carrying out of a sentence of death on a condemned person." And Socrates was condemned to death via hemlock poisoning and the fact that he drank it rather than another forcing it does not change that it was an execution, just that Socrates was also his own executioner which is funky in it's own right.
Why would they target his eyes?
@@EnemyOfLactose1758 pupils can also mean students, which is how the word is used in this situation.
Thumbnail: c o n f u s e d m e a t b a l l
1:15 philo-sodomizing was the best word fuck up I've ever heard in my life
The thumbnail, Perfect r/OneJob material
I love Jack’s voice. It’s awesome!
2:45 I thought it was about potato chips.
Seth got freaking roasted. You know you're f*cked when two competing brands decided to drop everything and tagged team to roast you.
that last post is one of the few reasons i sometimes enjoy social media
1:56 Personally for me it is the Multiverse Theory.
At 5:07 the guy who made the tweet replied to it and said he brought a book to a bar and read and he apologized for it.
Awesome
IT ABOUT DRIVE ITA ABOUT POWER -A confused meatball
1:41 Jack the Snack laughing as the airhead Candace Owens! 😄🖤
8:03
I don't know if _owning_ a business technically falls under this law, but it's illegal to be employed if you're under the age of 14….
child labor bois
I know kids have created buisnesses but I think all the work is left to whoever the kid pickes to be in charge until the kid is old enough to work.
5:30 Kinda sounds like Roshi.
7:22 HAHAHA THE FUNNY PART IS THAT THE LADY THAT REPLIED IS THE CREATOR OF THE SHOW LOL
15:28 I cannottttttttt
😂😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣