r/Religiousfruitcake | i give 1000 people their souls back.
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If Mr. Beast is a demon, then Emkay is the Holy Spirit sent here to gift us with Reddit reads!!!
No cap
Yipee!
To be fair, I saw Mr. Beast in the company of Tom Brady, and that's pretty evil.
OH YEAH!
Then I am satan's roommate
Post starting 10:49 is just heartbreaking. That poor Woman is so thouroughly brainwashed it sounds like she's actually going through a psychosis when thinking about her appearantly pos husband
And 7:17 is not much better. Sadly these are the women who will never kick an abusive man to the curb like they full well should. I probably should not say that I bet there is physical as well as verbal and mental spousal abuse going on in both examples seen in this video.
That woman has literally lost her damn mind
@@filanfyretracker hopefully it's just her kink
@@feuerling I'm just hoping that she's *actually* just sexually attracted to Jesus, but in denial about it, so instead she finds another way to frick our Lord and Savior, indirectly.
but based on the *rest* of her paragraph...*wince* hoo boy...
She decided to love God with more than her heart and mibd
9:00 That chart is a chart of cross-references but not in the way the person thinks - it's a chart of all of the contradictions of the bible. The different lengths of the white lines represent the length of the bible chapter. So this person is right that the bible is "diverse", but this chart shows that it shouldn't be taken so literally because it is basically a book of contradictions
That's so funny
"Here let me prove this book knows everything with the chart of contradictions that the book makes"
Link/source? It's not that I doubt you, it's just that I'd like to see where the chart came from.
Had to scroll a while to find this, thank you!
Danke
@@joelhemphill8005inks get blocked on UA-cam. But just Google and it's the first result:
chart of contradictions in Bible
Note that the rainbow one is cross-references, and the red one is contradictions
14:54 "she blushed and went back into the kitchen"
to grab a knife and stab him i hope
"How could dinosaurs possibly mate?!"
Has that person ever thought about how turtles mate? It's the exact same.
It’s actually cute how they do it in slow motion while their faces go all “Aaaaaah”
@@viciousyeen6644 I hate you for putting that image in my head
I can see how the theropods like trex and raptors did it but I'm curious how other dinosaurs did like argentinasaurus or stegosaurus
Yup! Humans, as well as most mammals, have parasitic pregnancies, where the fetus will leach any nutrients it is lacking from the mother. Humans actually have one of the most brutal forms of it, it's why we have periods. We need the thicker endometrial lining to prevent the placenta from growing through the uterus and into the surrounding organs.
Humans are hard core. Every human was born through battle.
that's pretty brutal, wow.
Well, that’s what I’m referring to babies as. Hello parasite, how are you?
Love my little bastards but pregnancy is a bit of a nightmare. Once they’re big enough you can see them roll over. I had to drink stuff with electrolytes otherwise I would wake up screaming from leg craps. If you lay on your back to sleep and the fetus is big enough it can compress a vein and prevent blood flow to your brain. If you lay on your right side as you sleep the night before delivery there’s an increased risk, for some insane reason, of a still birth. Pregnancy can cause your body to go, hey you have diabetes now, good luck with that. And GD can cause a baby to be deformed and overweight. It also put you at risk, not just for everything that can go wrong with diabetes but at risk for developing diabetes type 2 in the next ten years.
Now I'm scared. Do I wanna be a trans father or just... not.
@@theoryboss7351you can always adopt a child if you are really afraid of birthing it yourself, or use a help of a surrogate mother.
I love how the bible says to love everyone, including: other religions, gay people, and athiests. But they either dont read the bible or skip over that part.
Edit:spelling(you wont know im illiterate)
Yeah, on the positive side of things, there are branches of Christianity that DO read that part (and follow it) :)
@@chillenthusiast6169 Yeah! The best example I think I know of is my mom, who doesn't get the concept of being nb, because she thinks very literally and is Christian. But she will still call people by their preferred pronouns, and will still treat them like any other human being.
Well, it also orders murder numerous times. The truth is that these people are more biblically accurate than the "God is love." crowd. Yahweh is an iron age tribal war god, and if you read the OT in its entirety, that becomes stunningly clear.
@@yt5173-x "You shouldn't exist and I wait longingly for the day you and everyone like you suddenly dies" is, by far, the weirdest Christian stance I've seen out there, lol. The Venn Diagram of people who "hate the sin, love the sinner" and people who are waiting for the rapture is very nearly a circle.
Yeah they definitely read a version modified by bigoted ultra fanatics that excluded that part.
8:58 That is an image of cross-references in the bible, but the different coloured lines actually represent all the times the bible contradicts itself. The bars on the bottom are different lengths to show how long that chapter was.
that is hilarious
Thanks
Dang 💀
In 1860 William Henry Burr counted 144 instances of the Bible contradicting itself
I LOVE how the one meme insinuates that the bible was only written once, when it has literally been rewritten about 3,000 times into 3,000 versions
Unlike our holybook who was writen at most twice
@@minestar2247 if you gonna say Islam, i'll laugh
@@debeb5148 you should have already done it, it's kinda obvious
@@minestar2247 I'm not a mind reader bestowed with your stupid God's blessing tho now am I? Lmfao
Many of those versions are just people wanting to twist the Bible into their own narrative.
I just love it when Jack obliterates every word with his own pronunciation.
"Phoenician" -> "pho-ih-nih-shin"
catechize -> castrate
@@turtlesarecool true
@@turtlesarecool i remember from older videos he pronounced forbidden 'for biden'
I love it too
For 22:24 with the Bible passages about demons using they/them/we/us, I looked at those passages and…
1. The demons do frequently use We/us… when there is more than one of them
2. In the four passages said to contain they/them/we/us, they is used once (when talking about a group of demons, not a singular one), and them is not used a single time.
Legion is interesting.
You have to look at the original Greek. English translations mean nothing. 😁
0:00 those angels need to mind their damn business
Jack, enthralled by r/religiousfruitcake, reads on with a thirst for knowledge he cannot shake.
side character from codegeass? that's rare pfp
a thirst for knowledge he cannot _snake_
Thought ur pfp was Rohan for a sec
26:06 no, not trans kids just kids they banned healthcare for kids in Jesus‘s name they should be ashamed of yourselves. God is ashamed of this great nation America, my ass
About the demons referring to “they/them/we/us” thing, that refers to a very specific instance in the Bible where one guy was possessed by a few thousand demons all at once. You know, the “My name is Legion, for we are many” story. So, while technically true, it’s also not because that was just one very specific incident.
Yep, the "we" was just a special case. There's other stories of evil spirit possessions in the Bible, like in Acts 19:13-16, but those spirits use singular ”I” because the person is only possessed by a single spirit. Really is interesting how most of these fruitcakes haven't read their own book.
@@DanDan-eh7ul It is. But as a Christian myself, I also find it very embarrassing.
Man, sounds fun. Makes a lonely guy into one with many friends, even if said friends are absolute sh*t
"we go by they/them not because we are NB but because we are literally thousands of demons"
the legion was also an inspiration for legion from castlevania symphony of the night.
well that thumbnail aged well
THATS WHAT IM SAYING!
He is a demon 😊
10:49 Literally broke my heart. It's terrible seeing that poor woman posting about that like it's a good thing. I hope she receives help and gets away from her horrible husband. :(
10:28: AND that's when you get a lawyer and start sueing someone because for-profit organisations are not allowed to discriminate against people like that, In short, if your organization pays taxes, you can't use "religion" as an excuse to deny someone a service or employment
I would like to point out that religious institutions DON'T actually pay taxes, at least in USA. Might be contributing to the misconception that bias is welcome outside their echo chambers.
@@fluffy7358 - Churches still arent allowed to breach a person's civil rights or discriminate. Also, doing so would be a breach of their own covenant with 'god' and against their own bible practices.
Also, its a market, not a church, even if the church is running said market. However, I can tell you right now, Roots Market arent a church association with any that are findable on Google.
@@Ryanthusar "churches aren't allowed to preach a person's civil rights or discriminate" Uhh... Don't they like... Do that a lot anyway? To be fair, It's been a while since I looked into this but the resistance against thinks like LGBTQ+ rights, abortion, and gender equality has been pretty widespead amongst certain religions for quite a while now. I'm pretty sure I remember hearing a couple sermons on youtube at some point that were targeted towards those things, and got backlash for it.
Adding that to my list of reasons why tax evasion is good
does this still apply after the recent supreme court case about discrimination
If the mother has twins and she confuses the boy and girl breasts, the babies might turn out transgender, so it's important to label the breasts right away
Egad, two wooshes at once
sOmE oNe GoT wooshEd aaaaaa
We’re all wooshing each other! Quickly everyone compose yourselves, before it’s too late and we’re completely wooshed!
@@wieldylattice3015 I am composed
@Rach woah really!?
The thumbnail aged like fine wine
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Okay all jokes aside the post made by women talking about submitting to thier husbands is just....sad. Some girls are raised like that and it's dangerous. That cycle is likely to continue on to her daughter and she will be taught that her only purpose in life is to make babies and live under a man. My heart breaks for these women, even though they say stupid shit because in the end they are victims.
if youre talking about the muslims, some teachings told that men cant interfiere with women's joy
shi'a reject this teachings which makes afganistan and iran womens being unhappy
@@TheConsumer-- Oh no I was meaning the one where she was talking about imagining Jesus to help her have sex with her husband when she didn't want to.
@@TheConsumer-- but I didn't know that so I learned something
It’s incredibly disturbing and heartbreaking. And very far from how Jesus directs married couples to practice intimacy… but Song of Songs is happily ignored in misogynistic “churches”
The Bible also never says for people to be like this, but "preachers" will twist it to say whatever tf they want it to.
my science teacher is pretty conservative, and at one point we were going over symbiotic relationships in class. one of my classmates raised her and and said "so then . . . is a fetus a parasite?" and the teacher looked so utterly appalled, I almost burst out laughing
My bio teacher taught me that fact, actually. He was the kind to drive D&D characters crazy with Eldritch beings when he was a DM, so it was a fitting thing to say.
Well, considering the fetus is physically connected to a woman... Well, no wonder nobody goes to heaven!
Lmao, truth bites
@@TreespeakerOfTheLandthe teachers get to play dnd??
@@PixelPotat0 He told of his personal life where he plays with friends. But he was relatively open about his personal life haha
12:05 i love how jack's response to reading something so horrific is to just sing a my little pony song lmao
Fighting terrifying stories with magic horse show is the only way I will proceed going forward
When the going gets tough, the tough start singing my little pony
@@bugdrawsstuff when tryna get over seasonal depression: WINTER WRAP UP WINTER WRAP UUUUUP
I just imagined him curled up in a corner crying and rocking back and forth
I literally just stopped the video to check if I was imagining that, but others clearly heard the same thing I did!
18:48 how can this person be such a heavily christian sonic fan when the game shadow the hedgehog exists
You see he never goes the dark route.
So their playing doom but with furrys
10:19
Isn’t that LITERALLY illegal?
No, really. Refusing someone an occupation because of their gender/sexuality. Isn’t that PART OF THE BILL OF RIGHTS?
depends on the country I suppose
in Poland we have a law, bill, we have a line where it says that you can't be discriminated due to race, nationality, ethnicity but there is nothing about discrimination due to gender or sexuality
Definitely illegal in Australia.☮️❤️
it is illegal over here in spain, idk anywhere else
illegal in america, but depending on the region the local government and/or court jury (if it comes to that) might be corrupt enough to not have that problem solved.
As I understand it, religious organizations are exempt from those standards.
I hate the dumb "mR bEaSt iS a dEmON" thing. Seriously, he literally CURED A MANS BLINDNESS. ITS LITERALLY WHAT GOD DOES HOW DO YOU SUDDENLY EQUATE THAT TO THE DEVIL
Because some people have to hate someone with no reason. Especially a nice and successful person at that.
With 10 iq I guess😂
1000 mans
Probably because "he should've cured a million people's blindness"
Because the people being mean to him don't have the money to do it and they probably don't even care enough.
(It could also have something to do with the idea that they want people to stay exactly how they are, because "GoD cReAtEd EvErYoNe WiTh A pUrPoSe" or something and you can't change what He wants us to be or something idk
Think of it this way, God has a higher kill count than Satan. People look at most billionaires like gods such as Bezos and Musk. They are responsible for many more deaths than mr beast
19:30 Im puzzled how some people are so religious that they can somehow relate the stupidest things to a disbelief in god like my guy was talking about a lamppost 😭😭😭
I love Wings of Fire with my heart and soul, it’s really a wonderful series, and I don’t think making two dragons have a lesbian relationship will cause the author (Tui T. Sutherland) eternal damnation.
I agree!!
Yeah, because the “how can dinosaurs have Z3X?” Guy said that dinosaurs don’t exist, and dragon are dinosaurs but magic (basically), and therefore, God probably don’t give a crap if some fictional version of something that already “fictional” are gay.
@@tamsuemomwifeTBH with everything going on I think God has bigger concerns than what people decide to do with their own genitalia in the privacy of their own homes.
16:51 as someone who grew up atheist, i always felt weirded out when people tried pushing religion on to me, in fact, i remember, one day walking home from school, two boys from the nearby church where tailing behind me and i remember just freaking out and feeling very scared, like, you dont just follow a seven yr old home to talk about "our lord and savior, jesus christ" because that shit can make you seem very bad and scary and evil in the eyes of a young kid, because well, that is what you are, im glad a few years ago they stopped, i remember also seeing them follow a girl to the bus stop and she seemed very disturbed and mad at them for following her around, these religious freaks' "morals" are really them wanting to leach onto people and indoctrinate them, which is why im still an atheist
I bet you there is something in the Bible against fucking chasing children but they just don’t care because “oh the lord”
My town has five churches that seem to take turns standing around town and harassing people, including people from the other churches (both the harassing ones and the more sensible ones)
Fun fact:
A symbiote is kind of a parasite, but instead of making life miserable it makes it better for the host
Marvel named the symbiotes after an actual thing in zoology
Ik its a simplified way of explaining, but eh am lazy
Isn't this grade 7 biology?
Not quite. Symbiosis describes any long-term interactions between two species, be that mutualism, commensialism, or parasitism.
@@undyingUmbrage413 sounds about right, weren't there some birds that help hippo's and are classified as symbiotes?
Parasitism , thy name is Religion.
@@rgera6631 Maybe. I know there are birds that pick the meat out of crocodile's teeth.
13:46 The way these weirdos talk will always be hilarious to me. It's like they'll be mostly positive, only to drop a "btw, if you don't stop doing this one specific thing I hate, you're going to burn in hell for all eternity." And then rate it 3/5.
You'd think committing, in their eyes, an irredeemable sin would lead to a lower rating.
they would be the same people who would shutter at a greek translation bible because it accurately translates and shows the total opposite of what these people are yapping about today, about hope, peace, and the most obvious, respect your neighbor
In book 15 of Wings of Fire there is a whole explaination of They/Them pronouns
While I think Tui T. Sutherland (the author) could have worded it better, it must've infuriated so many people
You would think that in a world of sentient dragons with magic, that gay dragons would be the least of a Christian's concern
@@TSSmith they do hate gays
@@TimothyMark7this is exactly why I want to learn Hebrew even though I do not believe in the Bible
@@themoonchild7302 well its a bit complex but usually greek translations better decipher passages that can be a bit complex at first glance, translations like young's literal translation bible or david bentley hart's translation bible are pretty good
fun fact: the pridemonth going into demon design was actually designed by a trans artist who thought it was funny
To be fair it is funny
23:40 McDonald's isn't telling me I'm going to burn in hell, because as a woman I kissed another woman with her consent, while hiding pedophiles in their ranks
As a demon, i would just like to say that not all of us are evil! Most of us that end up on the surface try to help humanity! All the evil demons are locked away with all the other evil spirits :D
I was sent here to reek havoc, but I can't worsen things. And they won't let me leave. So now I am just a good samaritan now
@@ze_potatoedemon4916 Yea, I came here to cause some chaos but I can't do anything worse than whats already happening! Now I just laze around :{
And the ones against the demons are also just hurting themselves…?
@@Wolfbyte_the_Weirdo yep.
Autism
0:53 the best part about this is the bible has been altered in different ways in small ways like improving the grammar of characters and huge ways like altering the creation of eve (she wasn't created from adam's rib but from half of him,it was altered probably because they didn't like the idea of a man and woman being equals)
Also some times makes ungabunga into Shakespeare's English. ( Esau in Hebrew said "hungry,hungry give red stuff" when translated he spoke" brother I am hungry, please pass me the stew".
Damn really? When did this start being a huge thing? I grew up with it being Eve was created from Adam's rib and I was born in 2003, so it must have been recently right??
So, does that mean Adam was swol as fuck?
@@theoryboss7351 idk man
@@reijustrei considering the fact the Adam and eve thing was because they didn't want men and woman to be equal it was probably pretty long ago
22:33 I don't read the bible. But I used to be Catholic since I had to go to a catholic school. I'm not catholic anymore though. But in those verses. There is a legion of demons. Which is why they refer to themselves as "They/Them/We/Us" it's because it is a legion of demons in one body.
Correct, singular demons talk about themselves as singular. The devil himself does this many times, specially while trying to fck with Jesus.
Legion huh I guess there going after mass effect 2 now
10:00 - And that folks is how you get sued into oblivion for both discrimination and breaching civil rights.
0:56 As if the Bible hadn't been re-written and re-translated multiple times as well lmao
Edit : Well it looks like the one at 8:20 confirms it
Exactly the comment I was looking for, if I remember correctly it have been rewriten over 1000 times sooooo
And lost in translations basically makes it being rewritten when having to translate that(for example English) into another language
I don't think that's the point. Despite being "rewritten", science is dynamic and changes over time as our knowledge increases. We dare to admit our mistakes and change it to be more accurate to reality. The other one in another hand, I needn't say more.
these people would shutter at a Greek translation bible because its one of the oldest and most accurate translations doesn't teach the hideous theology these people are preaching
820? Ain't that funny!
(If you're not from around Hamilton area in Canada, you won't get that joke. Funny 8.20 AM is a comedy station)
It’s nice Jack is reading this because I imagine Robin would likely lose his mind at the insanity 😅
8:46 Op is almost right, it is the bible... But... It's narrative, logical and historical contradictions, where color indicates type.
8:44 Since Jack didn’t know, and a fair amount of people also might not, that image is a depiction of all the times the bible contradicts itself 💀
Major F for the person who thought otherwise in the post then
LMAOOOOOO
The funny thing about 12:53 is that Christianity is just "some all-powerful deity appeared from nowhere and created everything because yes and also he makes everyone equal and with a purpose but also gays are a mistake even though God can't make mistakes and women are not equal to men even though everyone was created equally"
It indeed makes perfect sense as well.
But you see, they'll just tell you that you've misinterpreted what the bible says, even though they've only ever read less than half of the first testament and cherry pick verses that they can manipulate to suit their needs. Plus, if you disagree with anything they say, whoops its eternity in hell for you.
@@TheIncorrectCorrector true
It's pretty annoying tbh, although it does help me determine who I don't wanna be friends with.
Fair enough
@@justanothergamer64same
Ok, but “the choices you make will one day cost you eternity” has to be one of the hardest lines ever, even in this context.
ikr might use that someday in my stories when i write them. badass line
Isn’t there a list somewhere of absolutely metal lines that come from the most ridiculous sources?
Nah
@@august6760"You wish to be held in contempt for this court?"
"I HAVE NOTHING BUT CONTEMPT FOR THIS COURT!"
"You, without mercy, now plead for it?"
-Metal quotes from the 1986 Transformers Movie
@@s.p.d.magentaranger1822 well that’s just a really good movie in general so
13:00 religion: basically the same but with some dude with superpowers doing that
11:20 it really does sound like she's dissociating and thinking about sex with Jesus
He gave 1000 pepole their souls back.
Or he took 1,000 people's souls! 🤔
@@BethanyCalder hmm 🤔
And then he took 10,000 people souls
He gave them back partially used
@@randomcarno11 key word: partially
I love when evil mrbeast said: "Its Mrbeastin' time" and Mrbeasted all over them
7:07 ah yes, the "I can't be kinky because that's sin so I'll dress my kink in religious terms and that makes it fine! And because it's religious everyone should feel this way!"
Ah yes, the bibble. A book famous for _not_ being rewritten multiple times.
17:30 I really love when this type of thing happens... Like "Yes! Dont play the game where you fight against the devil, Is wrong"
They probably only see the looks of the game, and because that has Satanic imagery, they get triggered
I, personaly, have never played a diablo game in my life (at the time of posting), but this made me wheeze to the point where i swear to god MY RIBS ARE PUDDING NOW LOL
You know what's scary about that person talking about Abraham and Sarah, they were brother and sister. Half siblings, but siblings nonetheless.
what do you think about adam and eve's children then?
@@octobsession3061 I think some people try to justify Adam and Eve's sons not banging Eve by saying "Oh, they had daughters, too"... which doesn't solve the problem of incest...
@@octobsession3061 and they had 2 children, Cain and Abel. Cain killed Abel but then Cain got married to someone somehow.
@@catrybou123 Um, they actually had 3 sons. Everyone always forgets Seth.
@@Sly-Moose If Seth's the middle child, then that'd make sense.
The thumbnail didn't age well
Lmao yes
it's honestly VERY concerning how nobody was kind enough to help either of those 2 women get away from their creepy husbands. obviously, i know that's not going to be very easy, but at least the women will start to heal..once they're VERY far from their husbands. 😢
13:17 as a wof fan I can confirm that people like this are in every comment section crapping on peoples work. I love this series and personally love that fact that there are queer dragons in it! Btw sundew and willow the mentioned couple are one of the most wholesome ships in the series, being healthier than a lot of heterosexual ships.
I agree I always liked them showing different relationships not just straight
What makes it more confusing is that like, the fandom alone has some super toxic and lgbtq ships yet they never complain about those? The second it’s offical they just get so mad like why not attack idk the fact some people ship Sunny with like a 34yr
@@darkkinkittyWho are they shipping Sunny with?
snoodoo! snoodoo! snoodoo!
@@iclynnxI think they’re talking about the Sunny x Smolder ship
9:55 so these people just opened themselves up to a discrimination lawsuit
10:36 by the end of this one my blood literally ran cold
18:31 I once saw my religious studies teacher wearing this shirt for the whole lesson I was only thinking about it
I saw some guy at walmart wearing one of these a few months ago.
YOO WINGS OF FIRE WAS MENTIONED LETS GO
That series is probably my favorite book series of all time, it puts a unique perspective on dragons and humans, and it has a lot of tension and action, with perfect doses of humor in there.
YESSS that book series was my childhood man.
Also worth noting is that the book reviewed was book 13, which leads to the assumption that the person referred to sundew x willow, which is literally the textbook perfect example of how to successfully make the “hard character with a soft crush” in a book.
*dragons and scavengers
@@ShortArtGuy yeah, but someone who hasn't read the series before wouldn't know what "scavenger" means
Wings of Fire is my favourite book series and I now have a personal grudge against the person dissing my girl Sundew
Me 2
Same
23:22 This is not a Jilbab, this is a Niqab.
A Jilbab is a headscarf wrapped around your head
There are two full body Hijabs, aNiqab, the one without a net covering the eyes ... and a Burqa, the one with a net covering the eye
14:05 this implies the existence of casual pedos, professional pedos, pedo leagues, and amateur pedos. These must all be searched for and destroyed
Although it might be cool as a gladiatorial sport
@@charliekahn4205 "as a gladitorial spot" insert ohhellnah.mp3
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"Hey Guru, what's up, man. Are you okay? You know, having depression doesn't make you a biologist"
~Jack the snack that smiles back, 2023, maybe.
10:30 in Fairness, this is the best way these fruitcakes could handle their discrimination
The best WORST
Somehow a large quantity of ReligiousFruitcakes, AreTheStraightsOkay, and NiceGuys all overlap
Fun fact. A nickname Elvis used to have was Elvis "The Pelvis" Presley.
I choked on my water when they mentioned book 13 the poison jungle, I wasn’t surprised it’s just funny to hear it- (also,Sundew is my lesbian been)
@red_diamond5428 YES!
I got excited when it was mentioned
@@phoenixfire1074 lol me too!
17:40 not to mention Diabilo (and doom) are about as cristian as you can get. The Protagonist litterally fight demons to save a town over run by evil, something directly helping angels fend off an invasion of heaven, with a huge moral message at the end of not falling to tempation. Like im not kidding. Diabilo 1? The lord of lie (diabilo) whisters sweet nothing int oa king who gos mad and becoems the vessale for the demon lord. Your character then decends into helpp via a desicrated churge to fight THE DEVIL one on one and kill it. Diabilo 2 start because the hero, worn down from their batles takes the soul gem of diabilo and infuses it inhimself wit hthe goal of being a living prison only to be corrupted by the devil. enter a new player to splay the oold one for falling to tempation. Diabilo 3? The forces of heaven are taking to fight to the 3 lords of hell who have come to earth and untilmatly you have to help heaven repell the invasion of hell. Like, you can not get any more pro christian faith warrior then that.
Almost like saying Doom is satanic
You're literally a Christian man killing Christian demons in Christian hell with Christian weapons in a game by a Christian.
It does NOT get more Christian than that.
So basically they were judging a book by its cover?
@@zizochemlali4639 yup
My brother in Christ did you have a stroke midway through that comment
Smh. WoF has always been my favorite book series, and im very pissed to see people dissing Sundew for being in a loving and healthy relationship with Willow. Just let the dragons be gay damn it!!
I’ve never heard of this book series before and hearing that they’re literal dragons somehow makes it even better. How do you get mad about gay dragons
@@wieldylattice3015 Ikr. How do you get mad at gay dragons??
what is sad is that the person in the review stated that they were a teen, which means that they didnt grow these. views later in life, they were introduced to them at a young age and it was ingrained into their head. it makes it tough to change how you see everyone when you have never know any different
PS. sundew x willow is one of the best couples in the entire series
@@wieldylattice3015 There is a reason!
If your a knight.
@@familyanderson1353 I’m most likely younger than the random teen and when I reached that part I thought nothing of it. It’s sad that people can’t just read a fantasy book and keep their opinions to themselves
2:41 Actually, you do get some powers (technically) because now your body has to protect this thing growing inside of it, your senses of taste and smell are hieghtened extremely and I think maybe hearing too, and it's believed that the weird cravings are actually from your body being like 'okay we'll need these nutrients and these nutrients to keep this thing living and maybe some of these too for ourself'
I mean, I wouldn't call them "powers" exactly. More like the parasite (fetus) is mind controlling you.
It's a bit of a stretch but reminds me of that fungus (cordyceps) that infects ants and mind-controls them to do this and that (for example, when the fungus is ready to burst, it directs the ant to climb to a tall stem). Although thankfully human babies don't eat our brains and burst out as spores.
There is another bug parasite (Horsehair worms) that prefers water so after they have eatern the [inside] body of the host, they direct it to jump into water [and drown], at which point the worm(s) burst free and go on their merry way.
Although the "parasyte" we carry is our same species so it's no exacly the same. Even so, pregnancy is surprisingly dangerous for the person carrying
@10:25 hope they enjoy being sued to oblivion with the fact they admitted they discriminated based on a protected class.
Its so rare to see references to wings of fire. I have only read until the war ended but it is a good series, a bit gory but i would recommend it to everyone
The review at 13:21 physically hurt me, because 1) I fucking love the WoF series and 2) there have been multiple characters before hand who are LGBTQ+ like they wern't the main character of the book but alot of them were important!
15:18
Ah yes G E N O C I D E
13:34 this book is literally a book about dragons
edit: (the dragons are gay sometimes, very scary to the christian fruitcakes)
Weren't dragons in old Christian fiction an allegory of paganism, what does it change if they aren't strait
no clue, i dont know anything about the mistranslated jesus book
I've read All the books and I can say with absolute certainty that the main character of book 3 isn't LGBT. In fact, all of the LGBT relationships in the series I can think of are from book 13 onwards, so I don't even know what that person is complaining about.
@@Unknown-nd1kj Some characters are queercoded, but so are so many others in children's books, i have no clue what the fuck they are saying
12:09 when shit get so bad you gotta sing MLP songs.
Poor Jack just broke at 12:06, having to go to MLP to get some sort of solace over what sounds more like an abusive relationship than a loving one
The stories that are in the Bib, were written but they were past down before that verbally, so they have more holes than you'd think.
And I'm pretty sure the Bib itself doesn't want you to blindly believe it, but rather guide you with the stories, it wants you to learn from them
Finally someone who knows that too
The stories, mostly the ones about previous prophets, are usually there to teach you a lesson,that's why god put them there
They're all made up nonsense anyway.
22:07 "what do you feel when you see a gay couple" I FEEL JEALOUSY 😩🤚
same 😢
Remove that jealousy Scott-free with just one lovely person!
@@Awsmoe-Cat-Drawing If only it were that easy...
7:54 iirc, this isn’t a graph of cross-references, it’s a graph of contradictions. Yeah, that is a LOT of contradictions, even for the 40 authors who wrote it.
“Religion isn’t problematic!”
Religion:
19:59 "Suck on it snowflake" At least buy me out to dinner first. Does the homophobia come with self hatred or is it the other way around?
13:28 ahem snudoo and willow's relationship is the best thing ever and nobody can change my mind
1:00 Oh, if only that dipsh*t knew just how many times the Bibble has been rewritten and mistranslated... Oh, wait, right; _they don't actually care._ 😑💢
That says “The Bibble”
13:23 I read this entire series (parts of it twice) and I absolutely loved it. I think it‘s just ridiculous to give a great series or book less stars in a review just because you don‘t like the sexuality of a character. (Also Sundew and Willow are really cute you can‘t deny that-)
14:48 he has infinite rizz
8:52 It is a diagram of every contradiction in the bible.
The white lines are how many times one book contradicts others.
Fr?
how very ironic xD
@@javierascanio4309 from what I found, this doeesn't appear to actually be the case, so no
@@edwinmaster7326 Shame, it would have been funny af
@@javierascanio4309 but it is
google bible contradition visualisation and you can find the source
I feel offended the wings of fire books are great
I’m an atheist who has lived in a few very christian places, and I’m baffled at how casually kids at school, upon finding out I didn’t believe in God, would tell me I’m going to hell. They never say it like a warning or a threat, they just casually tell me I’m going to be tortured for all eternity.
0:55 wait until you tell them how many times the Bible has been rewritten
The first one literally is so true, I always hide under like 6 diff blankets before mastering the bate💀💀 I can imagine my great grampa js watching me disappointed 😔😔😔
Have you considered lasting longer
Maybe Then he'd be proud
@@enderkatze6129 my brother in Christ it takes me half an hour to finish 1 round
@@yourdidit7813 he Must be very proud then.
Oof, if he is that'd suck my man.
@@enderkatze6129 my "can shaking" lasts 5 minutes normally,but sometimes i forget the hard and then It lasts for,like,10 minutes
Fuckin love that Tui T. Sutherland made queer characters in WoF
17:47 I think Jezebel was actually the queen of Israel for a while, at least according to the Bible. Fun fact, the Bible also says her face disappeared after she died.
Edit: Turns out I was wrong. Her face didn’t disappear when she died, she got eaten by dogs and her face was so horribly mangled that it was unrecognizable when they buried her.
I've read wings of fire, and it is an amazing series. You should definitely try it (to stick it to the fruitcakes).
I third this. Just wait until the fruitcakes find out there are 2 same-sex couples
What’s it about?
7:52 each line is a contradiction in the Bible
Oh damn, that’s a lot of them as well…
It’s almost as if it WASN’T made alongside God and is used as propaganda.
Man, I hate modern Christians…. AND I AM ONE!
(Sorry for the venting here, I just hate how crazy people can nowadays.)
Damn really
It's ironic that they are the ones performing blood rituals, praising human sacrifice, and under threat of eternal torture by their "loving" deity.
2 of my children have died in separate cases of gun violence at schools or parks.
"Many thoughts and prayers for you"
Update: my children are alive again thank you so much for the prayers 🙏🙏
3 sentence horror story setup?
Prayers don't work lol
R/whoosh
@@justaguywithapowerpole It does for me🥱
The biblical cross-references picture is an infographic of all the contradictions in the bible.
Like, the Bible has been rewritten many times through history. It’s been rewritten and retranslated so much that entire phrases, sentences, and passage have been omitted or changed from their original meaning.
4:41 im actually kinda mad at this, schools should not be teaching CHILDREN that dinosaurs didint exist, why? because its denying straight up facts, im tired so i cant explain more.
17:05 I genuinely believe this was just a shitpost lol!
Brigham Young is a prominent figure in the Mormon Church. In Utah, they have a college named after Brigham Young. (Brigham Young University or BYU). So, yeah. Just thought you'd like to know that. But also, it's unhinged that there is Virginity Club at a COLLEGE!
I love you Jack!!! Please never change :)
Amusingly or scarily, my APUSH teacher referred to him as 'Bring-em Young' once or twice based on some of the ages of the 'wives' involved, but honestly, great way to recall the name
Virginity is cool!