Bryan: Master of Curses - Ep. 83

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  • Опубліковано 16 лип 2024
  • 👏See each episode early and get access to an EXCLUSIVE podcast via Patreon: / foreheadfables
    0:00 - Intro
    0:57 - We Love Tier Lists
    4:28 - This MF Farted
    8:24 - Rick And Morty
    11:25 - This MF Farted pt 2
    17:19 - Eat a Tarantula
    20:49 - Only Popular Music
    24:26 - FPS Russia / Helen Keller
    28:58 - Reddit Drama
    35:39 - Can Only Write Checks
    41:47 - Only Sleep For 12 Hours
    44:53 - Full Time Dog Killer
    48:36 - Poob's Suicide Contest
    50:59 - Full Time Dog Killer
    1:01:29 - 3 Feet Tall
    1:06:43 - Can Only Buy From Wish
    1:08:13 - Rat Roommate
    1:14:36 - Puss Gushers
    1:16:39 - Nose Fart / Ass Sneeze
    1:19:30 - Explosive Bingo
    1:22:13 - Dog Killer / Stuart Little
    1:29:20 - Screeching Homunculus Parasite
    1:35:31 - Cut Your Own Hair
    1:40:32 - Barefoot The Rest Of Your Life
    1:44:22 - Only Eat One Type Of Food
    1:49:52 - Baby Talk Wife
    1:53:06 - Grandpa Mode
    1:56:27 - Asylum Room
    2:02:56 - Kill Someone Once A Month
    2:13:00 - Skiing Trip
    2:20:38 - Gamer Word In The Hood
    2:26:54 - Outro
    👏EDITED BY ‪@Stalltt‬ / stalltt
    👏Listen on Spotify, Google Podcasts, and (hopefully in the future Itunes): hyperurl.co/ForeheadFables
    👏Main Channel: ‪@GeneralSam‬ / generalsam123
    👏Poobs Stream: ‪@poobtube‬ / papapoob
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 528

  • @100GamesofDeath
    @100GamesofDeath Рік тому +633

    8:40 bryan takes a drink and passes it to sam

  • @BigGucciCholo
    @BigGucciCholo Рік тому +283

    This the funniest tier list by far, Bryan comin in clutch. The professional fedora tipper himself

  • @Conner2000
    @Conner2000 Рік тому +1021

    How did Bryan have the most interesting tierlist 💀💀💀

    • @Hoplasa
      @Hoplasa Рік тому

      bryan was always the guy doing these xd allthough most involve having sex with a family member xd

    • @rebokgang
      @rebokgang Рік тому +44

      Because the boys arguing is the funniest part.

    • @Hoplasa
      @Hoplasa Рік тому +3

      @@rebokgang did you reply to the wrong comment or something xd?

    • @zachadam92
      @zachadam92 Рік тому +31

      After they described the "what ifs" for the first one their brains exploded realizing the potential

    • @craigdoran7873
      @craigdoran7873 Рік тому +67

      Because he's funny he just gets nervous in front of the camera. Watch Sam's videos with Bryan in them he's an endless supply of laughs.

  • @kingcrimsonenjoyer5984
    @kingcrimsonenjoyer5984 Рік тому +135

    The king of hypotheticals has made his reappearance on the podcast using Bryan's horrific body as some sort of twisted physical manifestation (and Poob is rocking the sweater-jacket combo)

    • @jackw.1342
      @jackw.1342 Рік тому +1

      the king of hypotheticals? more like The Court of the Crimson King, y'know?

  • @elijahwright6554
    @elijahwright6554 Рік тому +467

    This came out perfectly in time to listen to on the way to my divorce hearing great show as always boys

    • @jamesbentonjr.2628
      @jamesbentonjr.2628 Рік тому +56

      Rooting for you. Hope she doesnt take the house!

    • @Roger-dq7kf
      @Roger-dq7kf Рік тому +36

      Congrats on the divorce

    • @prod.genesis
      @prod.genesis Рік тому +3

      That sucks man… best of luck!

    • @blemishednicely8402
      @blemishednicely8402 Рік тому +3

      I'm back after being banned years ago for "hatespeech" (that I never made, lol), completely unsolicited/unprompted etc...
      ...point being, ANYYHING can happen - good luck~

    • @DarthCoyster
      @DarthCoyster Рік тому +3

      congrats!

  • @Akira_Richards
    @Akira_Richards Рік тому +117

    I can’t stop laughing at the absurdity of a disco ball in Poobs bedroom

  • @kg_canuck
    @kg_canuck Рік тому +313

    Beeb watching old episodes, and poobs glow up is downright shocking. The man seems like he should be in a smoking room sucking on a fat cigar, drinking bourbon and calling a waitress "toots" (but only the waitresses that he has a raport with so its not creepy)

    • @BigSiiii
      @BigSiiii Рік тому +40

      Its crazy when you can physically see the dynamic shift between them too 💀

    • @BruhMomentBobs
      @BruhMomentBobs Рік тому +49

      poob and bryan actually getting along is insane

    • @jojak0512
      @jojak0512 Рік тому +56

      It truly is strange how different the modern Pube is compared to his base form.

    • @Lasikisal
      @Lasikisal Рік тому +25

      Poob after 6 seasons of character development

    • @Masonite726
      @Masonite726 Рік тому +21

      I’m glad they’re all making moves and caring more about themselves. Shits tight, it proves even rats and room gremlins can evolve

  • @suntzuclappedyou6950
    @suntzuclappedyou6950 Рік тому +185

    yeah i dont mind the tier lists i just enjoy listening to the 3 of you incoherently ramble for a couple hours

    • @TemperateGreenBananaClassic
      @TemperateGreenBananaClassic Рік тому +3

      honestly yes

    • @OakNuggins
      @OakNuggins Рік тому +6

      Wow, a patron who actually understands what they decided to pay for instead of bitching about what they're paying for.

  • @magustrigger9195
    @magustrigger9195 Рік тому +68

    Bryan's understanding of wealth is wildly 80s feeling

    • @bd4246
      @bd4246 Рік тому +16

      He Canadian they are about 30 years behind us.

    • @magustrigger9195
      @magustrigger9195 Рік тому +1

      @@bd4246 if only that wete true economically

  • @tainbual5687
    @tainbual5687 Рік тому +52

    poob's dog murderer bloodline is so relevant in every podcast i love it

  • @tentedclover4996
    @tentedclover4996 Рік тому +46

    This opens up a whole new world of Bryan let’s plays.

  • @joshdidgit6398
    @joshdidgit6398 Рік тому +41

    Everyday Poob is slowly turning more and more into Johnny Depp

  • @slonkerton
    @slonkerton Рік тому +32

    I cannot comprehend how other patrons hated Staltt’s intro, honestly my favorite part of the whole podcast

  • @AudicyVEVO
    @AudicyVEVO Рік тому +17

    the solitary confinement curse is too good. "i get to keep my milk carton? free action figure. 5 thousand dollars." too good

  • @PresidentDrPeper
    @PresidentDrPeper Рік тому +130

    Honestly lovin the lists but can the next one be more polarizing? I miss Bryan and poob verbally dogfighting

    • @PresidentDrPeper
      @PresidentDrPeper Рік тому +47

      Fr go back and rewatch that episode where Bryan comes in half way through and tell me that isn’t the verbal representation of a pitbull running up on a sleeping Caucasian mastiff

    • @vikingyaffa8346
      @vikingyaffa8346 Рік тому +1

      @@PresidentDrPeper What episode was that again? Funniest shit ever.

    • @mike-uj3uu
      @mike-uj3uu Рік тому +1

      ​@@vikingyaffa8346 ua-cam.com/video/fEbX59ulbj8/v-deo.html Although if you looking for an episode with alot of yelling, Spitesgiving - PATRON EP. 30 is nothing but screaming about software, my favorite episode.

    • @kaffe97
      @kaffe97 Рік тому +2

      yea which episode was that?

    • @bleh8789
      @bleh8789 Рік тому +14

      @@kaffe97 I think it was Do Not Resuscitate, ep 42

  • @minoiminoi6765
    @minoiminoi6765 Рік тому +55

    Bryan is funny, invite him to more episodes

    • @connorstang3284
      @connorstang3284 Рік тому +4

      Real, I wish he was a guest more often

    • @Idc.at-all
      @Idc.at-all Рік тому +1

      Bro Bryan is a cohost the only times he’s not on the podcast I’m pretty sure is cause his real job or something

    • @connorstang3284
      @connorstang3284 Рік тому +6

      @@Idc.at-all I was joking nerd

    • @minoiminoi6765
      @minoiminoi6765 Рік тому +5

      @@Idc.at-all its just a prerecorded gif loop on the other ep

    • @scoopdyhoop5306
      @scoopdyhoop5306 Рік тому

      @@Idc.at-all 🤡

  • @4zap7
    @4zap7 Рік тому +47

    Sam I’ve been homeless for 2 months now and watching your videos is the only reason I can get through the withdrawals before I get my next fix , it’s truly inspiring how much motivation you give me to further my cycle of addiction into the gates of hell. After my wife left me I knew all I needed was your videos and a rig loaded with China white to get me through the night. Thank you sam

    • @kademoss3689
      @kademoss3689 Рік тому +8

      I can’t tell if this is a joke. But either way I feel u

  • @redsentry9785
    @redsentry9785 Рік тому +69

    Poob is looking fine in that turtleneck. He made it happen.

    • @TechnicalOveride
      @TechnicalOveride Рік тому +3

      who the hell is this red sentry guy.........

    • @redsentry9785
      @redsentry9785 Рік тому +5

      @@TechnicalOveride what the freak.... who the hell is this technical override guy....

    • @kraio-sfu
      @kraio-sfu Рік тому +4

      @@redsentry9785 ermmm what the deuce

    • @Corzappy
      @Corzappy Рік тому +1

      People in turtlenecks love being choked I hear.

  • @MoiraiFawkes
    @MoiraiFawkes Рік тому +16

    Bryan is such a sleeper agent comedian, the majority of General Sam-verse quotes my friends and I have are from him

  • @GeckoJesus
    @GeckoJesus Рік тому +9

    I love Sam just bringing each of them into a survival scenario

  • @omgitsaaronb
    @omgitsaaronb Рік тому +13

    @8:46 Brian flawlessly passes his glass to Sam in the form of a la Croix XD

  • @brotatochimp
    @brotatochimp Рік тому +13

    I think Poob has found his look. He's rocking the sweater jacket combo. Goes good with the hair and poob stache

  • @Enoch1776
    @Enoch1776 Рік тому +14

    Guys, Bryan heard "18+" and fucking panicked, you can see it in his eyes.

  • @punishedbung4902
    @punishedbung4902 Рік тому +16

    Sam said he wouldn’t be bullied by his daughter, glossing over the fact that they already do like that time he got absolutely discombobulated by a slap from one of them.

    • @twiggysmalls69
      @twiggysmalls69 Рік тому +4

      Was this on the podcast or a different video? That sounds awesome and I’ve never seen it

  • @jacobtrader4306
    @jacobtrader4306 Рік тому +5

    When poob realized being proportionally 3ft tall would make him into a cryptid was when he fell in love with the concept lol

  • @GoodGuyHeffy
    @GoodGuyHeffy Рік тому +9

    Poob looks like he has an audition for a new Mummy movie right after recording

  • @nolettuce4074
    @nolettuce4074 Рік тому +6

    Babe, wake up new Forehead fables podcast upload

  • @azzab7082
    @azzab7082 Рік тому +39

    80 gallons of BBQ sauce weighs ~440kg/969lbs, 80 gallons of water weighs ~344kg/759lbs. So there's that cleared up.

    • @deli8871
      @deli8871 Рік тому +2

      thank you smart man

    • @OakNuggins
      @OakNuggins Рік тому +2

      Water is 8.3 pounds a gallon. 80 x 8.3 is 664... Where did you get 759 lol

    • @kurtcasey1
      @kurtcasey1 Рік тому +2

      I was looking for this answer, thank you!

  • @TheOverlordkill
    @TheOverlordkill Рік тому +8

    "10 million dollars, you can just, like, take a bunch of energy drinks all day" Mark my words, when Bryan finally beats Sam in their annual dual to establish podcast hierarchy, he will spend copious amounts of Sam's Shekels on energy drinks, causing his heart to explode.

  • @bruce7188
    @bruce7188 Рік тому +7

    Bringing back the intro thing was the best decision ever made

  • @rebokgang
    @rebokgang Рік тому +21

    This is a good podcast to listen to while my wife gives birth. She liked it too guys don’t worry.

  • @SDLXVI
    @SDLXVI Рік тому +12

    honestly its amazing how Stalltt has scripted every podcast to create such a complex and continuously gripping story. My favorite character is definitely poob, hes had so many arcs that I've found to be relatable, as if he is literally me. I'm him.

  • @legobattledroid7979
    @legobattledroid7979 Рік тому +5

    I feel like the boys missed a very easy solution and great topic for the "Kill Someone Once a Month" curse. All it takes is one "good" day of work as an unmaned drone pilot and you'll be set for a year.

  • @dinosaurpotatoes
    @dinosaurpotatoes Рік тому +3

    Poob's haircut with that jacket and turtle neck sweater got my man looking like a thirst trap in Dishonored 4 Cryptids and Creatures

  • @Vanir_Bruford
    @Vanir_Bruford Рік тому +7

    I like how 70% of the comments are complimenting Poob and Brian's handsome faces.

  • @Randomvids395
    @Randomvids395 Рік тому +8

    Feedback: no schedule, keep posting quality content

  • @botbee-eater9234
    @botbee-eater9234 Рік тому +9

    havent even watched yet but damn poobs fit is looking good this episode

  • @austinsavage5962
    @austinsavage5962 Рік тому +2

    My favorite one is the 3 foot person because poob thinks hed be the next hasbula instead of a creepy little mustached gremlin

  • @garbagegoober2295
    @garbagegoober2295 Рік тому +3

    An 88-gallon drum of BBQ sauce weighs roughly 887.78lbs according to the online food calculator (closer to 900 when you factor in the container)

  • @PleaseDontFeedTheAnimals
    @PleaseDontFeedTheAnimals Рік тому +6

    Poob be bringing that Harry Du Bois energy

  • @charlesbroadway5647
    @charlesbroadway5647 Рік тому +3

    Why is Bryan trying to make deals, low balling them on curses. Like he makes more commission if they accept less money LoL

  • @blackmarketing3926
    @blackmarketing3926 Рік тому +4

    Love that a new die of laughter ep came out too.

  • @rowanoneil5266
    @rowanoneil5266 Рік тому +9

    "I've just learned to tune out women" is the truest statement of anyone who's been in a relationship for longer than 5 years

  • @kittwilhelm4508
    @kittwilhelm4508 Рік тому +2

    Since watching this episode, my husband keeps speaking to me with a baby voice so thanks for that.

  • @lennywayes4245
    @lennywayes4245 Рік тому +2

    I now expect 3 tier lists and 4 die of laughter every month. Good job boys.

  • @therocketprophet1914
    @therocketprophet1914 Рік тому +4

    Thank you for bringing back the intros fellas

  • @ercmcgonigal
    @ercmcgonigal Рік тому +2

    Is it just me or have we been waiting MONTHS for the new DND podcast and I’m a Patreon!

  • @drnoname2098
    @drnoname2098 Рік тому

    great video concept! really interesting discussions

  • @obscureskeleton
    @obscureskeleton 5 днів тому

    this whole episode is bryan saying "this next one's not too bad" and then continuing to detail the most horrendous life-shattering hypothetical

  • @TwistedFunForLIFE
    @TwistedFunForLIFE Рік тому

    BROOOO hold up the intro had me dying. Goddamn good job Stalt, I love the way you edit the intro into a story.

  • @tylerorton2040
    @tylerorton2040 Рік тому +7

    I love stalts comments its like a 4th guest

  • @hehehbonkz6643
    @hehehbonkz6643 Рік тому +5

    Definitely an episode ill watch like 5 times good stuff boys

  • @hummerwheels6043
    @hummerwheels6043 Рік тому +1

    One of my favorite bits is the infamous ass eating box and this is basically a 2 and half video in that spirit. Perfect.

  • @dictory1776
    @dictory1776 Рік тому +1

    The tier lists are the best keep ‘em coming

  • @atheisticgod36
    @atheisticgod36 Рік тому +7

    It's been so long I forgot this podcast even existed

  • @potatosnap
    @potatosnap Рік тому +6

    Brian is so pale here it looks like he is a corpse being moved by strings

  • @Syzygy77
    @Syzygy77 Рік тому +1

    Poob's epileptic burglar security system looks like its incredible effect.

  • @WeatheringwithAtlas
    @WeatheringwithAtlas Рік тому +18

    Poobs room is starting to have hoarder vibes

    • @Vinzmannn
      @Vinzmannn Рік тому +2

      I always thought it was green screen lol

  • @candiedcrusader7841
    @candiedcrusader7841 Рік тому +1

    I think I complained once or twice that Poob would gargle when he didnt intelligibly speak, but his stone cold face and distant, slightly wall-eyed stare is so much worse. Can't we all find a happy medium? My dog started whining and shaking when he saw poob.

  • @sirnicholas6626
    @sirnicholas6626 Рік тому

    The intro to this podcast was so intriguing I can’t wait

  • @poohfiesty5422
    @poohfiesty5422 Рік тому +3

    Best Poob quote - “If I go Deaf I’m killing myself”

  • @remypaquin7224
    @remypaquin7224 Рік тому +1

    "But in a survival scenario" is the funniest shit

  • @zephiel70
    @zephiel70 Рік тому

    Holy isht every time Sam re-brought up the past curses that afflict every situation had my dying

  • @jonathantrinidad6787
    @jonathantrinidad6787 Рік тому +2

    Why does poob look so good. Like his own rendition of Johnny depp

  • @KingLewisYT
    @KingLewisYT 10 днів тому

    Poob saying waking up at 8am is early is wild

  • @ASpoopyGhosty
    @ASpoopyGhosty Рік тому +2

    Best tier list hands down

  • @MrBig913
    @MrBig913 Рік тому +2

    We love when Bryan speaks ❤️

  • @themoonking8973
    @themoonking8973 Рік тому +1

    One website i found lists sweet baby ray's bbq sauce as 4.61 kg/ US Gal, so an 80 gallon drum would weigh around 820 pounds. Sounds a little heavy to me but then again ive never seen an 80 gallon drum of bbq sauce.

  • @samtimo3002
    @samtimo3002 Рік тому +1

    21:46
    Why did everyone simultaneously AHHH

  • @The_Gavinator
    @The_Gavinator Рік тому

    2:10:00 bbq sauce is thicker, yes but since a gallon is in fact a measurement of volume, a gallon of bbq sauce will be in the same sized container as a gallon of water, despite any differences in weight. however, a pound of bbq sauce would be in a different sized container as a pound of water due to the difference in density.

  • @DG-ju9kh
    @DG-ju9kh Рік тому +2

    Lé Póób looking like an Anchorman 🎤 🎥

  • @justinandrew7310
    @justinandrew7310 Рік тому

    It was interesting hearing Sam bring up the forensic files barrel case, something he talked about in the very first fable

  • @Sheo2049
    @Sheo2049 Рік тому

    The tier list triology has been some of thge best

  • @MattBuckhout
    @MattBuckhout Рік тому +3

    The impression of the black guy laughing that Sam does is absolutely golden

  • @BabaIsReal
    @BabaIsReal Рік тому

    The volume of an 80 gallon drum is 302832.94272 cm³ and the density of barbecue sause is 1.21 g/cm³. Mass can be found by multiplying density by volume.
    This gives us 366,427 grams which is 363 kilograms or 808 pounds of barbecue sauce.

  • @jeffbezos2960
    @jeffbezos2960 Рік тому +4

    Byran really needs to talk more, in this episode and the one where they bully the crippled pornstar he is so funny but he like never talks it's honestly annoying

  • @8bitSpartan141
    @8bitSpartan141 Рік тому +1

    that'd be a great police sting operation. "Excuse me sir, I would like to purchase your finest weed, could I get your name for this check?"

  • @TheTwit1995
    @TheTwit1995 Рік тому

    Never ever change. Truly class

  • @TheWatchfuleye1
    @TheWatchfuleye1 19 днів тому

    In that outfit Poob looks like Megamind when he turns into a human to trick that woman

  • @mrpoprocks17
    @mrpoprocks17 5 місяців тому

    I have one. Every time you get a haircut they mess up and give you a bold spot. Your hair grows back just like normal but you just have a spot. It's random every time so it could be easy to hide or just drastically noticeable.
    Edit: If you choose to go bold you instead would have a random patch of hair that would grow instead.

  • @johncraft980
    @johncraft980 Рік тому +1

    All I can think about Brian and Sam taking out puppies is like Mr White describing Mr Blond in the bank on Reservoir Dogs…
    Bam..Bam..Bam..

  • @wyattdetherow6853
    @wyattdetherow6853 Рік тому +2

    Yes hellen keller did fly a plane, with assistance of course, poob is right. Hellen keller is also absolutely not fake and it takes little to no research to learn that lmao but i dont expect anything else from you boys

  • @perskeisari
    @perskeisari Рік тому

    Damn, Poob looking sharp! Great colour choice for the jacket.

  • @cyberboss787q9
    @cyberboss787q9 Рік тому

    These podcasts are great for when you need some white noise in the background at 2 in the morning

  • @gigatoaster8274
    @gigatoaster8274 Рік тому +1

    If I have to see one more tier list I'm going to find that plant on the porch Sam.

  • @YorkusPorkus757
    @YorkusPorkus757 Рік тому +1

    I like that they think that thing is a homunculus when it’s just a design of the human body if our body parts were proportional to the amount of nerve endings in them.

  • @truccjuice
    @truccjuice Рік тому +1

    Poob is slowly turning into Frank Zappa

  • @masseffect555
    @masseffect555 Рік тому

    No joke I love the tier lists

  • @cal.3626
    @cal.3626 Рік тому

    They've had a taste of the tier list Good life now

  • @highoctanememe3617
    @highoctanememe3617 Рік тому +1

    I'm convinced the viewer from reddit just got excited he finally had something to post about

  • @oktalley99
    @oktalley99 Рік тому +2

    Sam and Bryan showing their depravity in this episode with the dog hypothetical

  • @neckbeardedmorlock9258
    @neckbeardedmorlock9258 Рік тому

    Honesty need more tierlist videos these are great

  • @stevencook2639
    @stevencook2639 Рік тому

    Hearing these insane hypotheticals is a flashback to 2021.

  • @OakNuggins
    @OakNuggins Рік тому +1

    Yaaaaaaaaaaay the intros are back. Thanks, dads.

  • @jacobfleetwood3734
    @jacobfleetwood3734 Рік тому

    I’m paying for the Patreon FOR tier lists, I want MORE PATREON TIER LISTS.
    These are great.

  • @Kanola_
    @Kanola_ Рік тому

    Bryan being constantly surprised by the high prices of hypotheticals that alter your life permanently and then also surprised by the low prices of hypotheticals that affect you for two minutes is funny.
    Like no shit. For some of these you'd need enough money to fully accommodate your new life as a hermit as you will never be able to go out into public again

  • @FoolishPoppycock
    @FoolishPoppycock Рік тому +2

    Damn Poob looking stylish. Why's he look so good?

    • @CheapCreep
      @CheapCreep Рік тому

      That's probably just Peanut in disguise.

  • @supremejustice22
    @supremejustice22 Рік тому +2

    Did Sam reveal that Bryan is a programmer?
    During dog slaughter hypothetical

    • @LeoScott
      @LeoScott Рік тому

      Bryan's employment as like IT or a software engineer has been public for a while I think.

  • @iamnotagoose
    @iamnotagoose Рік тому +1

    Their most negative reactions were to “use old technology” and “work 40 hours a week”

  • @MattBuckhout
    @MattBuckhout Рік тому

    This is definitely the best tier list so far this is master crafted Bryan bravo