I personally love the intros: they make me laugh before I can possibly guess how the out of context clips will fit into the episode. Please bring them back.
@Pentagonus Panopticonus are you the type to make something simple sound complicated to sound smart, bc you could've just said the intro spoils the video lol
People gave Stalltt hate for making a past podcast length 1 second away from 3:33:33. Why am I seeing no love for Stalltt for making this podcast 2:22:22?! You're doing good work Stalltt, keep it up, and I hope you're doing good. :)
Hero: an obsolete racial grouping of various peoples indigenous to large parts of the Americas, and some regions in Europe. The term is derived from a now-disproven theory of biological race. Staltism says 'Thou shallt never be the Hero, even, at that.' he is so inspiring and not racist @@cgigammez5749
I just finished watching one of the early episodes of this podcast and then jumped straight into this one and I gotta say the three of you have really had a glow up in the past 6-12 months. You all look genuinely good now, back then not so much.
Sam’s forehead doubled in size, Poob looks like he’s one sleeveless flannel from winning a Joe Dirt lookalike contest and Bryan just lost weight. And yet somehow, I fully agree with you. It’s really a testament to how repulsive they were previously
Hes a great voice on the podcast. But he wouldn't be as funny alone. He might shoot the most jokes but Sam gives him ammunition and bounces back funny scenarios. Brian just says hilarious shit on the side. This trio is great.
I mean, in terms of generally coming across one a black bear *is* less deadly. They run away, while a pit bull is just gonna frame 1 run across the city to devour the local pre school population. But if bloodlusted then yeah a black bear is deadlier.
The intros were always the best part and sam comes in with the "i dont think they were hitting" absolute most delusional take sam has ever made. And thats impressive because its sam of all people.
General Sam and his friends are the most underrated personalities on UA-cam. Been a long time fan of Sam and then he introduced me to these other guys. Its the gift that keeps on giving.
It’s just you guys, compared to basement trolls maybe but he’s not a giga chad. Guys more fat than muscle if we’re being honest, I’m not a “chad” but I don’t think the standard should be dropped to fit anyone with black facial hair and hates women
Also he just gets steamrolled every podcast, I really don’t get the Brian is chad thing. If he was insanely fit and had a ton more charisma I can see it but he’s far from that
@@hahahahaha7237 whoa I’m so hurt, that cuts deep. I can’t believe you figured out I have no hobbies because I said Brian isn’t a chad. Literally shittin’, pissin’, cummin’, and weepin’. You guys can cope all you want antisocial basement trolls aren’t chads lol
When staltt showed the clip of him saying his favourite movie, I had literally just listened to that podcast 5 mins b4 this one and had already forgot 😂
Stalltt wants to be included so badly. Soon every episode he'll just edit his face over sam's and dub over him. It would take months before Sam even notices
I miss it when they used to bully a young poob. It really created some very entertaining segments. It is a shame poob has set up internal defense mechanisms from the trauma
all of it genuinely keeps me from suicide ; my world is in shambles with no regard for tradition or private respect ; this podcast actually makes me smile and keep going. love yall
I've been watching Sam since the "Ebony Warrior" days and he has definitively pinned down his style with the thumbnails, host vibes w/ the Rhode mic, and JIPPY. In my opinion the intros for the podcast and JIPPY for the main channel are becoming the Vsauce music of the ShekelVerse. Whether they're funny or not that consistency will induce a subconscious emotion reaction similar to comfort food, so think of the intros and JIPPY as the dosing of the audience, turning us into crack rats.
Regarding possums, we had a similar issue a few years back. Turns out it's the raccoons that go for the chickens, and the possums are just slow enough to get caught munching on the carcasses left over. Possums themselves are pretty goofy little guys. I have some I've adopted as a garbage disposal, they love scraps and compost. And will even hang out with my cats and let me pet them. Raccoons though, they're hard to spot and can fuck you right up. Possums can easily be punted several yards
They're really underestimating Donkey(from the film Shrek). In Shrek 2: The Video Game Donkey is one of the most powerful characters. He has the special ability "Burro Blast", which has been shown historically to blow through boulders, trees and armies of both knight and drunk gnomes who are bothering the kingdom of far far away. He is also shown to have some level of martial arts training, more than likely taught to him by Fiona in between the first and second films. And in many missions despite having no arms, he is shown to be able to lift heavy barrels, rocks and large vegetables roughly the size of a sedan. Donkey is the winner.
The intros are lit keep the old ones. Also I think one of my favorite things about this podcast is all the shit they ask for in editing and the fact it never happens lol.
Poops jacked up cadence on his delivery of the fa-la-la's in the ad read, along with the fact that he A, got the amount of sylables right, and B, delivered it with complete confidence like he was just stating a simple fact. Gold
Poob would get mopped by a Harpy Eagle. I did a college essay on those things. They dive at 130 mph in order to hit their prey in the head and snap their spinal column.
Stalt. Your editing in this one is choice, you carry the fables upon your back and i applaud you. The quality of the podcast has come a long way since the beginning but it should also be noted that Sam's solo podcast days show his star power. Dont't you dare replace Bryan or Poob but definitely add Stalt. I feel like this will hit mainstream in time, the formula is right.
Sam underestimates black bears. They kill more people than any other bear. A mama with cubs will rip you up and its pretty common for them to kill people sleeping in cars while looking for food.
I actually love the intros, i think its what separates this podcast from others. also the persistent rape, penis and cum jokes is what also separates this podcast from others...
I had a chicken coupe, and we had a problem with racoons coming along and literally pulling the chickens out through the chicken wire... Piece by piece... So i can believe the possum story.
(O)possums are definitely a problem when raising chickens. In Venezuela we call them rabipelados and I've caught them killing chickens more than once. I live in Australia now and these possums are just as annoying but at least they're not murderous
1:41:20 The tuna would destroy you You should look up how fast they swim underwater then calculate the mass that they carry and then delete all water resistance from the equation. It'd be like getting hit with a V2 rocket.
I was about to say, I remember STALT telling us his favorite movie, These guys have no memory. P.s Yes opossum can eat and kill a chicken, I live in the country and we have to defend against them
@@boatwreks As someone who knows them and actually has to do business with them, Sam has the memory retention of a football player that has been receiving nothing but brain shattering tackles for a decade.
It's a Christmas miracle nice job getting a sponsor! Hopefully at least one of the thousand funny bit ideas can finally come true! also Sam needs to not pay attention to the joy deprived viewers me and many other people enjoy what he makes and thinks he's looking better recently!
1:18:33 When I was growing up me and my dad had that happen to our chickens, bit a hole in the fence and tore the chicks to pieces. I woke up before catching the bus to feed them and it straight up looked like a crime scene, bodies and heads every where dude. We set some traps and caught a possum, guess it could have been a raccoon or ever a coyote, but the heads were tore off the bodies of the chickens yes and the first animal to get caught was a possum.
I personally love the intros: they make me laugh before I can possibly guess how the out of context clips will fit into the episode. Please bring them back.
Im so happy they are back :)
Relatable, pls
I agree
Bring back the intros!
@Pentagonus Panopticonus are you the type to make something simple sound complicated to sound smart, bc you could've just said the intro spoils the video lol
People gave Stalltt hate for making a past podcast length 1 second away from 3:33:33.
Why am I seeing no love for Stalltt for making this podcast 2:22:22?!
You're doing good work Stalltt, keep it up, and I hope you're doing good. :)
also if you dont count the sponsor segment, the video is still 2:20:20
very satisfying
Stlt gaming
Heroes are usually not appreciated
Hero: an obsolete racial grouping of various peoples indigenous to large parts of the Americas, and some regions in Europe. The term is derived from a now-disproven theory of biological race. Staltism says 'Thou shallt never be the Hero, even, at that.' he is so inspiring and not racist @@cgigammez5749
Because he gets pretty annoying in having to butt in at every comment
I preferred Ranking Animals I Can Kill With A Baseball Bat Ep. 80 more, but this one was pretty alright.
I feel there were better options in episode 78 but maybe that’s just me 🤷🏽♂️
LOL
The intros always kill me
Is this supposed to be funny
Cryptids Poob can kill with a smile.
Feel like these sponsors are the only ones I dont just skip through. Once again Poobs holding this podcast on his shoulders
A real minimum wage Atlas of our day
Ever heard of Cum Town? I will literally look up clips of their ad reads 😂
I know this is your alternate account Poob, you're not foolin' me!
I actually really like the intros, they always set the mood and get me excited for an epic wacky wild ride
@Pentagonus Panopticonus your opinion is wrong
@@Jesus.Mejia.de.Dios.7you are NOBODY shut up!!!!!
I disagree, prefer going right into the meat and potatoes
@@TemperateGreenBananaClassic It's more work for stalltt, which in my books is always better.
I just finished watching one of the early episodes of this podcast and then jumped straight into this one and I gotta say the three of you have really had a glow up in the past 6-12 months. You all look genuinely good now, back then not so much.
I did the exact same thing yesterday, going from not seeing Bryan and Poob looking pubescent they really took a turn for the better.
Sam’s forehead doubled in size, Poob looks like he’s one sleeveless flannel from winning a Joe Dirt lookalike contest and Bryan just lost weight. And yet somehow, I fully agree with you. It’s really a testament to how repulsive they were previously
Looked back at episode 20 yesterday and holy shit yeah hahaha
They've started drinking adrenochrome
They got way better cameras and lighting that’s why they look so much better
poob has really taken control of the podcast
for the better, honestly
Hes a great voice on the podcast. But he wouldn't be as funny alone. He might shoot the most jokes but Sam gives him ammunition and bounces back funny scenarios. Brian just says hilarious shit on the side. This trio is great.
@@Maarten-Nauta it was a joke about how poob like to abuse animals
lmfao the fact that they think an 80 pound baboon or a pit bull is deadlier than a 400 pound black bear is hilarious
I mean, in terms of generally coming across one a black bear *is* less deadly. They run away, while a pit bull is just gonna frame 1 run across the city to devour the local pre school population.
But if bloodlusted then yeah a black bear is deadlier.
We need babyfaced poob back for one episode. That caterpillar on his lip has been staring into my soul the entire episode after the manscaped add
He looks like a fucking veteran trucker. No clue whether or not that’s a bad thing but that’s a statement of fact.
Blessing us at 7 in the morning, bless you Stalt and the gang.
I desperately want the backstory of Sam’s aversion to ghosts and psychics. This is at least the second time it’s came up and he shuts it down.
He used to get raped by the ghost of his uncle.
Wife is ghost
He has a woman’s ashes in his house
Because he actively tortures the spirit of the old lady that got left in his house
The intros were always the best part and sam comes in with the "i dont think they were hitting" absolute most delusional take sam has ever made. And thats impressive because its sam of all people.
He has become out of touch with the common man.
Stallts comments make the episodes imo, it's like he's watching along with me. Makes me feel marginally less lonely for a small fraction of time.
you’re a sad person
Not really.
ive developed a 6th sense for when im listening to just the audio, that a stalltt comment is on screen. love the guy.
you need therapy
parasocial relationship
General Sam and his friends are the most underrated personalities on UA-cam. Been a long time fan of Sam and then he introduced me to these other guys. Its the gift that keeps on giving.
Yeah I think the intro should stay. It's like reading the back of the book before diving into the pain
A podcast drop on my Bday?? A welcomed present. Thank you Hugh, JB, and Poba
Dude Stalt is a legend. Need to have him on more lmfaooo.
Guy is hilarious
The original intro's made me watch all the way through, just to get context.
Keep them please.
Staltt roasting the Florida educational system in the first minute yk it’s gonna be good
Masvidal sucks
Stallt you know better than to listen to sam about what's good for the podcast, bring them intros back!
is it just me or is brian turning from a gremlin to a chad very slowly?
It’s just you guys, compared to basement trolls maybe but he’s not a giga chad. Guys more fat than muscle if we’re being honest, I’m not a “chad” but I don’t think the standard should be dropped to fit anyone with black facial hair and hates women
Also he just gets steamrolled every podcast, I really don’t get the Brian is chad thing. If he was insanely fit and had a ton more charisma I can see it but he’s far from that
@@hecko3356 get a hobby
@@hahahahaha7237 whoa I’m so hurt, that cuts deep. I can’t believe you figured out I have no hobbies because I said Brian isn’t a chad. Literally shittin’, pissin’, cummin’, and weepin’. You guys can cope all you want antisocial basement trolls aren’t chads lol
@@hecko3356 weirdo
Ain't no way anyone on this podcast is beating a black bear in combat. The average male black bear weighs over 300 pounds.
On the black bear topic: all these animals are supposed to be actively attacking you, the bear being scared off isn't an option.
Poobs scream is top tier, im legit jealous
OLD INTROS ARE BACK!
WOOOOOOOOOO YEEEEAH BABYYY, that's what I've been waitin' for, that's what it's all about!
When staltt showed the clip of him saying his favourite movie, I had literally just listened to that podcast 5 mins b4 this one and had already forgot 😂
That Poob ad reading was so dry it was perfect. Made me smile from ear to ear :)
I feel so bad for brian, hes trying to talk more but he gets ignored 80% of the time
he’s slightly more delayed so if he ain’t quick, he won’t get a word in edgewise lol
@@hahahahaha7237 where does he live
@@biggiecheez6879 canada
@@TOXIC-jq3ry that is kinda far from Tallahassee
Stalltt wants to be included so badly. Soon every episode he'll just edit his face over sam's and dub over him. It would take months before Sam even notices
I love love love love LOVE how this is becoming almost somewhat of a documentary channel where Stallt is our David Attenborough
It's kinda nice when they're sober. :-) The jokes are quicker and more creative. The energy is up. It's like the old days.
I miss it when they used to bully a young poob. It really created some very entertaining segments. It is a shame poob has set up internal defense mechanisms from the trauma
Agreed. We need an epsiode where hes being slowly lowered down into a well.
Poob's soulless laugh at 17:50 just moved into my head rent-free.
all of it genuinely keeps me from suicide ; my world is in shambles with no regard for tradition or private respect ; this podcast actually makes me smile and keep going. love yall
Have you tried starting a podcast? Might give ya something to live for. If nothing else, it can give you something to die for
The intros are one of the funniest parts of these podcasts
This is the best Donkey impression i've ever heard, Poob. Thank you for doing Eddie Murphy justice at 51:16!
Brian has really broken out of his shell, good for him.
All they needed to talk about was brutaly murdering animals!
I've been watching Sam since the "Ebony Warrior" days and he has definitively pinned down his style with the thumbnails, host vibes w/ the Rhode mic, and JIPPY. In my opinion the intros for the podcast and JIPPY for the main channel are becoming the Vsauce music of the ShekelVerse. Whether they're funny or not that consistency will induce a subconscious emotion reaction similar to comfort food, so think of the intros and JIPPY as the dosing of the audience, turning us into crack rats.
Regarding possums, we had a similar issue a few years back. Turns out it's the raccoons that go for the chickens, and the possums are just slow enough to get caught munching on the carcasses left over.
Possums themselves are pretty goofy little guys. I have some I've adopted as a garbage disposal, they love scraps and compost. And will even hang out with my cats and let me pet them.
Raccoons though, they're hard to spot and can fuck you right up. Possums can easily be punted several yards
They're really underestimating Donkey(from the film Shrek). In Shrek 2: The Video Game Donkey is one of the most powerful characters. He has the special ability "Burro Blast", which has been shown historically to blow through boulders, trees and armies of both knight and drunk gnomes who are bothering the kingdom of far far away. He is also shown to have some level of martial arts training, more than likely taught to him by Fiona in between the first and second films. And in many missions despite having no arms, he is shown to be able to lift heavy barrels, rocks and large vegetables roughly the size of a sedan. Donkey is the winner.
sam a black bear will molly whop u SO fast even if they are considerably smaller than a grizzly
I’ve always said, a single lady with multiple large dogs is being freaky w those dogs.
Very true. Theres actually a special shorthand code that gynaecologists use when they find dog cum during exams.
Ask about it. Its hauntingly true
You just know.
The intros are lit keep the old ones. Also I think one of my favorite things about this podcast is all the shit they ask for in editing and the fact it never happens lol.
I like poobs new background it looks very cozy
Poops jacked up cadence on his delivery of the fa-la-la's in the ad read, along with the fact that he A, got the amount of sylables right, and B, delivered it with complete confidence like he was just stating a simple fact. Gold
Poob would get mopped by a Harpy Eagle. I did a college essay on those things. They dive at 130 mph in order to hit their prey in the head and snap their spinal column.
Honestly I love the intros! It makes the podcast feel super unique.
Alcohol further agitates gout, and you gave this man a bottle of wine
not saying you guys should become a copy-paste tier list channel... but this has to be one of my favorite podcast episodes.
I’m really glad you guys have sponsors now, it will be more spectacular when you fall.
Old intros gang I’ve been binge watching episodes while gaming and the old episodes into hit different
A baboon and a chimp would both jump on a ram's back and rip out its eyes and reach under to pull its nuts out and go completely wacky.
Biggest black bear I've seen was 500lbs+.. you are brave, gentlemen
I unironically believe UA-cam recommending this podcast is directly related to the intro as I just haven't seen it in a while
The intros are nice, sets the tone for the podcast
Two tiers in and that brit/us graph is proving accurate. You guys are scarily confident.
The intro mash is literally the best part of this podcast.
I love Sam’s logic that he can beat a bear but not a pitbull😂
Stalt. Your editing in this one is choice, you carry the fables upon your back and i applaud you. The quality of the podcast has come a long way since the beginning but it should also be noted that Sam's solo podcast days show his star power. Dont't you dare replace Bryan or Poob but definitely add Stalt. I feel like this will hit mainstream in time, the formula is right.
I watched the ad because of pooberton, you guys are levelin the podcast up it feels now
Sam underestimates black bears. They kill more people than any other bear. A mama with cubs will rip you up and its pretty common for them to kill people sleeping in cars while looking for food.
But this is Sam we are talking about here. The dude is top level genetics and is basically a super soldier athlete.
I actually love the intros, i think its what separates this podcast from others. also the persistent rape, penis and cum jokes is what also separates this podcast from others...
And also ther gay.
Yes! Bring back the Jippy intros!
INTROS BY FAR ONE OF THE BEST PARTS!
I love how Stalltt just doesn’t listen to anything they ask
Got way too invested in this tier list, great episode.
I LOVE THE INTRO DONT TAKE THEM AWAY PLEASE
I like how lazy Poob’s ad read was, literally just reading the script off of his monitor.
YES! LOVE The OG Edit , Cameras, and Intro!!!!!
Chimp in the jungles of Louisiana somewhere: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE
The intros are literally god tier.
I had a chicken coupe, and we had a problem with racoons coming along and literally pulling the chickens out through the chicken wire... Piece by piece... So i can believe the possum story.
(O)possums are definitely a problem when raising chickens. In Venezuela we call them rabipelados and I've caught them killing chickens more than once. I live in Australia now and these possums are just as annoying but at least they're not murderous
1:41:20 The tuna would destroy you You should look up how fast they swim underwater then calculate the mass that they carry and then delete all water resistance from the equation. It'd be like getting hit with a V2 rocket.
I never thought I would see the day this podcast get a sponsor.
OG intros all day they always slap
I was about to say, I remember STALT telling us his favorite movie, These guys have no memory.
P.s Yes opossum can eat and kill a chicken, I live in the country and we have to defend against them
I think they were trolling.
Need a quiz before each next episode
@@boatwreks As someone who knows them and actually has to do business with them, Sam has the memory retention of a football player that has been receiving nothing but brain shattering tackles for a decade.
@@Stalltt Thank you so much for volunteering to help these retarded man-children
poob needs to do more to hide the fact that he’s just reading a script for his ads
Thanks stalltt for the amazing intro as always
Please keep the intros. It’s basically a „forehead fables out of context“ clip and I love it
Back here for probably the 5th time…. I think they might be the best episodes they’ve made somehow HAHHA
Same, i think i have watched the tier list episodes at least 3 times each, i put them in a roadtrip with my family and my sister loved it too
the intro is what sets this podcast apart
It's a Christmas miracle nice job getting a sponsor! Hopefully at least one of the thousand funny bit ideas can finally come true! also Sam needs to not pay attention to the joy deprived viewers me and many other people enjoy what he makes and thinks he's looking better recently!
Great work on starting the editor's revolution
Welcome back Brian!
Wouldn't hit the same without the intros. Shit gets me pumped to listen to the whole thing.
I honestly think they are doubting grizzly bears, them fuckers can tank bullets and still live a full life. They are actually insane
All seriousness you guys are killing it I love listening to this and die of laughter at work. Doing great boys 👍
One of the best episodes honestly
Yay Brian is back baby!!!
I liked the old intros, Im a patron I cast my vote to the board. BRING THEM BACK
1:18:33 When I was growing up me and my dad had that happen to our chickens, bit a hole in the fence and tore the chicks to pieces. I woke up before catching the bus to feed them and it straight up looked like a crime scene, bodies and heads every where dude. We set some traps and caught a possum, guess it could have been a raccoon or ever a coyote, but the heads were tore off the bodies of the chickens yes and the first animal to get caught was a possum.
Im glad we're putting our best minds on this topic
You should do the same tier list but see how many Abby can fight 🤣🤣
I predict some birds
That intro hit hard, nice job staltt our boyyyy
i like the sassy stalt input this was needed
I love Poob's evolution from a clean cut office worker to the kind of trucker who would use a dirty bathroom gloryhole.
Amazing Intro Stallt, I love you.
I ran over a family of 4 in 2006 you will never find the bones
Ight bet
I pushed a family of 4 into oncoming traffic in 2006 🤨
I raised the corpses of a dead family in 2007
They'll find you eventually
I love when you guys talk about movies
You should do more concept episodes like this. Gives you something to talk about