I personally love the intros: they make me laugh before I can possibly guess how the out of context clips will fit into the episode. Please bring them back.
@Pentagonus Panopticonus are you the type to make something simple sound complicated to sound smart, bc you could've just said the intro spoils the video lol
People gave Stalltt hate for making a past podcast length 1 second away from 3:33:33. Why am I seeing no love for Stalltt for making this podcast 2:22:22?! You're doing good work Stalltt, keep it up, and I hope you're doing good. :)
Hero: an obsolete racial grouping of various peoples indigenous to large parts of the Americas, and some regions in Europe. The term is derived from a now-disproven theory of biological race. Staltism says 'Thou shallt never be the Hero, even, at that.' he is so inspiring and not racist @@cgigammez5749
I just finished watching one of the early episodes of this podcast and then jumped straight into this one and I gotta say the three of you have really had a glow up in the past 6-12 months. You all look genuinely good now, back then not so much.
Sam’s forehead doubled in size, Poob looks like he’s one sleeveless flannel from winning a Joe Dirt lookalike contest and Bryan just lost weight. And yet somehow, I fully agree with you. It’s really a testament to how repulsive they were previously
Hes a great voice on the podcast. But he wouldn't be as funny alone. He might shoot the most jokes but Sam gives him ammunition and bounces back funny scenarios. Brian just says hilarious shit on the side. This trio is great.
The intros were always the best part and sam comes in with the "i dont think they were hitting" absolute most delusional take sam has ever made. And thats impressive because its sam of all people.
It’s just you guys, compared to basement trolls maybe but he’s not a giga chad. Guys more fat than muscle if we’re being honest, I’m not a “chad” but I don’t think the standard should be dropped to fit anyone with black facial hair and hates women
Also he just gets steamrolled every podcast, I really don’t get the Brian is chad thing. If he was insanely fit and had a ton more charisma I can see it but he’s far from that
@@hahahahaha7237 whoa I’m so hurt, that cuts deep. I can’t believe you figured out I have no hobbies because I said Brian isn’t a chad. Literally shittin’, pissin’, cummin’, and weepin’. You guys can cope all you want antisocial basement trolls aren’t chads lol
General Sam and his friends are the most underrated personalities on UA-cam. Been a long time fan of Sam and then he introduced me to these other guys. Its the gift that keeps on giving.
I miss it when they used to bully a young poob. It really created some very entertaining segments. It is a shame poob has set up internal defense mechanisms from the trauma
Stalltt wants to be included so badly. Soon every episode he'll just edit his face over sam's and dub over him. It would take months before Sam even notices
When staltt showed the clip of him saying his favourite movie, I had literally just listened to that podcast 5 mins b4 this one and had already forgot 😂
Sam underestimates black bears. They kill more people than any other bear. A mama with cubs will rip you up and its pretty common for them to kill people sleeping in cars while looking for food.
I actually love the intros, i think its what separates this podcast from others. also the persistent rape, penis and cum jokes is what also separates this podcast from others...
all of it genuinely keeps me from suicide ; my world is in shambles with no regard for tradition or private respect ; this podcast actually makes me smile and keep going. love yall
They're really underestimating Donkey(from the film Shrek). In Shrek 2: The Video Game Donkey is one of the most powerful characters. He has the special ability "Burro Blast", which has been shown historically to blow through boulders, trees and armies of both knight and drunk gnomes who are bothering the kingdom of far far away. He is also shown to have some level of martial arts training, more than likely taught to him by Fiona in between the first and second films. And in many missions despite having no arms, he is shown to be able to lift heavy barrels, rocks and large vegetables roughly the size of a sedan. Donkey is the winner.
Regarding possums, we had a similar issue a few years back. Turns out it's the raccoons that go for the chickens, and the possums are just slow enough to get caught munching on the carcasses left over. Possums themselves are pretty goofy little guys. I have some I've adopted as a garbage disposal, they love scraps and compost. And will even hang out with my cats and let me pet them. Raccoons though, they're hard to spot and can fuck you right up. Possums can easily be punted several yards
I was about to say, I remember STALT telling us his favorite movie, These guys have no memory. P.s Yes opossum can eat and kill a chicken, I live in the country and we have to defend against them
@@boatwreks As someone who knows them and actually has to do business with them, Sam has the memory retention of a football player that has been receiving nothing but brain shattering tackles for a decade.
The intros are lit keep the old ones. Also I think one of my favorite things about this podcast is all the shit they ask for in editing and the fact it never happens lol.
I had a chicken coupe, and we had a problem with racoons coming along and literally pulling the chickens out through the chicken wire... Piece by piece... So i can believe the possum story.
(O)possums are definitely a problem when raising chickens. In Venezuela we call them rabipelados and I've caught them killing chickens more than once. I live in Australia now and these possums are just as annoying but at least they're not murderous
I've been watching Sam since the "Ebony Warrior" days and he has definitively pinned down his style with the thumbnails, host vibes w/ the Rhode mic, and JIPPY. In my opinion the intros for the podcast and JIPPY for the main channel are becoming the Vsauce music of the ShekelVerse. Whether they're funny or not that consistency will induce a subconscious emotion reaction similar to comfort food, so think of the intros and JIPPY as the dosing of the audience, turning us into crack rats.
I CAN CONFIRM, Opossums absolutely love to eat chickens. They kill them, eat the guts, and leave it to rot for the next night so it can it it some more. I have killed so many of them doing that, and they are absurdly tough, they just won't die. I've found that a .410 shotgun is the best way to deal with them. Up close it acts like a .40 caliber frangible bullet, but it won't fly off and kill someone a mile away like an actual bullet can. I have tried to go non-lethal and pepper spray it, but it just sat under my shed and dealt with it. Not even bears can handle pepper spray! But a possum is so damn tough that it isn't too bothered.
Poops jacked up cadence on his delivery of the fa-la-la's in the ad read, along with the fact that he A, got the amount of sylables right, and B, delivered it with complete confidence like he was just stating a simple fact. Gold
I like that Poob agrees that theres no way you could beat a Chimpanzee with a bat, but 3 Harpy Eagles! The things that Eat Chimpanzees he’s like “Oh yeah I got it ez”
Poob would get mopped by a Harpy Eagle. I did a college essay on those things. They dive at 130 mph in order to hit their prey in the head and snap their spinal column.
I think I figured out the tuna fight, since it's in an enclosed pool with you all you have to do is the ancient human style of walking it to death because it will swim away constantly until it gets tired just like regular fishing, then once it's tired enough you just slowly pick it up out of the pool which will be a huge challenge but you have the water to decrease the perceived weight and slowly hoist it out to let it die of oxygen deprivation which might not even take that long since it's already pretty tired
Even a small black bear can fuck you up. They're remarkably strong and athletic, as in they can climb 30 feet up a tree in about two seconds and jump out into a dead sprint without stopping. Carry a gun or at least bear spray. Ideally both. Dogs help a ton too, I've ran bear hunting dogs and they want nothing to do with four 80 pound dogs.
The fact they think they have a chance against a black bear with just a baseball bat... smh you would at minimum need a spear to kill any fully grown bear
I personally love the intros: they make me laugh before I can possibly guess how the out of context clips will fit into the episode. Please bring them back.
Im so happy they are back :)
Relatable, pls
I agree
Bring back the intros!
@Pentagonus Panopticonus are you the type to make something simple sound complicated to sound smart, bc you could've just said the intro spoils the video lol
People gave Stalltt hate for making a past podcast length 1 second away from 3:33:33.
Why am I seeing no love for Stalltt for making this podcast 2:22:22?!
You're doing good work Stalltt, keep it up, and I hope you're doing good. :)
also if you dont count the sponsor segment, the video is still 2:20:20
very satisfying
Stlt gaming
Heroes are usually not appreciated
Hero: an obsolete racial grouping of various peoples indigenous to large parts of the Americas, and some regions in Europe. The term is derived from a now-disproven theory of biological race. Staltism says 'Thou shallt never be the Hero, even, at that.' he is so inspiring and not racist @@cgigammez5749
Because he gets pretty annoying in having to butt in at every comment
I preferred Ranking Animals I Can Kill With A Baseball Bat Ep. 80 more, but this one was pretty alright.
I feel there were better options in episode 78 but maybe that’s just me 🤷🏽♂️
LOL
The intros always kill me
Is this supposed to be funny
Cryptids Poob can kill with a smile.
I just finished watching one of the early episodes of this podcast and then jumped straight into this one and I gotta say the three of you have really had a glow up in the past 6-12 months. You all look genuinely good now, back then not so much.
I did the exact same thing yesterday, going from not seeing Bryan and Poob looking pubescent they really took a turn for the better.
Sam’s forehead doubled in size, Poob looks like he’s one sleeveless flannel from winning a Joe Dirt lookalike contest and Bryan just lost weight. And yet somehow, I fully agree with you. It’s really a testament to how repulsive they were previously
Looked back at episode 20 yesterday and holy shit yeah hahaha
They've started drinking adrenochrome
They got way better cameras and lighting that’s why they look so much better
Feel like these sponsors are the only ones I dont just skip through. Once again Poobs holding this podcast on his shoulders
A real minimum wage Atlas of our day
Ever heard of Cum Town? I will literally look up clips of their ad reads 😂
I know this is your alternate account Poob, you're not foolin' me!
I actually really like the intros, they always set the mood and get me excited for an epic wacky wild ride
@Pentagonus Panopticonus your opinion is wrong
@@Jesus.Mejia.de.Dios.7you are NOBODY shut up!!!!!
I disagree, prefer going right into the meat and potatoes
@@TemperateGreenBananaClassic It's more work for stalltt, which in my books is always better.
The intros, keep them! They’re a treasure.
@Pentagonus Panopticonus begone
@Pentagonus Panopticonus you’re getting ratiod out of existence
lmfao the fact that they think an 80 pound baboon or a pit bull is deadlier than a 400 pound black bear is hilarious
poob has really taken control of the podcast
for the better, honestly
Hes a great voice on the podcast. But he wouldn't be as funny alone. He might shoot the most jokes but Sam gives him ammunition and bounces back funny scenarios. Brian just says hilarious shit on the side. This trio is great.
@@Maarten-Nauta it was a joke about how poob like to abuse animals
The intros were always the best part and sam comes in with the "i dont think they were hitting" absolute most delusional take sam has ever made. And thats impressive because its sam of all people.
He has become out of touch with the common man.
I desperately want the backstory of Sam’s aversion to ghosts and psychics. This is at least the second time it’s came up and he shuts it down.
He used to get raped by the ghost of his uncle.
Wife is ghost
He has a woman’s ashes in his house
Because he actively tortures the spirit of the old lady that got left in his house
is it just me or is brian turning from a gremlin to a chad very slowly?
It’s just you guys, compared to basement trolls maybe but he’s not a giga chad. Guys more fat than muscle if we’re being honest, I’m not a “chad” but I don’t think the standard should be dropped to fit anyone with black facial hair and hates women
Also he just gets steamrolled every podcast, I really don’t get the Brian is chad thing. If he was insanely fit and had a ton more charisma I can see it but he’s far from that
@@hecko3356 get a hobby
@@hahahahaha7237 whoa I’m so hurt, that cuts deep. I can’t believe you figured out I have no hobbies because I said Brian isn’t a chad. Literally shittin’, pissin’, cummin’, and weepin’. You guys can cope all you want antisocial basement trolls aren’t chads lol
@@hecko3356 weirdo
Ain't no way anyone on this podcast is beating a black bear in combat. The average male black bear weighs over 300 pounds.
Stallts comments make the episodes imo, it's like he's watching along with me. Makes me feel marginally less lonely for a small fraction of time.
you’re a sad person
Not really.
ive developed a 6th sense for when im listening to just the audio, that a stalltt comment is on screen. love the guy.
you need therapy
parasocial relationship
Yeah I think the intro should stay. It's like reading the back of the book before diving into the pain
We need babyfaced poob back for one episode. That caterpillar on his lip has been staring into my soul the entire episode after the manscaped add
He looks like a fucking veteran trucker. No clue whether or not that’s a bad thing but that’s a statement of fact.
On the black bear topic: all these animals are supposed to be actively attacking you, the bear being scared off isn't an option.
I feel so bad for brian, hes trying to talk more but he gets ignored 80% of the time
he’s slightly more delayed so if he ain’t quick, he won’t get a word in edgewise lol
@@hahahahaha7237 where does he live
@@biggiecheez6879 canada
@@TOXIC-jq3ry that is kinda far from Tallahassee
Blessing us at 7 in the morning, bless you Stalt and the gang.
I’ve always said, a single lady with multiple large dogs is being freaky w those dogs.
Very true. Theres actually a special shorthand code that gynaecologists use when they find dog cum during exams.
Ask about it. Its hauntingly true
You just know.
Staltt roasting the Florida educational system in the first minute yk it’s gonna be good
Masvidal sucks
General Sam and his friends are the most underrated personalities on UA-cam. Been a long time fan of Sam and then he introduced me to these other guys. Its the gift that keeps on giving.
I miss it when they used to bully a young poob. It really created some very entertaining segments. It is a shame poob has set up internal defense mechanisms from the trauma
Agreed. We need an epsiode where hes being slowly lowered down into a well.
A podcast drop on my Bday?? A welcomed present. Thank you Hugh, JB, and Poba
Stallt you know better than to listen to sam about what's good for the podcast, bring them intros back!
The original intro's made me watch all the way through, just to get context.
Keep them please.
Stalltt wants to be included so badly. Soon every episode he'll just edit his face over sam's and dub over him. It would take months before Sam even notices
Poobs scream is top tier, im legit jealous
When staltt showed the clip of him saying his favourite movie, I had literally just listened to that podcast 5 mins b4 this one and had already forgot 😂
Dude Stalt is a legend. Need to have him on more lmfaooo.
Guy is hilarious
Biggest black bear I've seen was 500lbs+.. you are brave, gentlemen
That Poob ad reading was so dry it was perfect. Made me smile from ear to ear :)
I love love love love LOVE how this is becoming almost somewhat of a documentary channel where Stallt is our David Attenborough
Sam underestimates black bears. They kill more people than any other bear. A mama with cubs will rip you up and its pretty common for them to kill people sleeping in cars while looking for food.
But this is Sam we are talking about here. The dude is top level genetics and is basically a super soldier athlete.
Brian has really broken out of his shell, good for him.
All they needed to talk about was brutaly murdering animals!
I love Sam’s logic that he can beat a bear but not a pitbull😂
I like how lazy Poob’s ad read was, literally just reading the script off of his monitor.
I actually love the intros, i think its what separates this podcast from others. also the persistent rape, penis and cum jokes is what also separates this podcast from others...
And also ther gay.
all of it genuinely keeps me from suicide ; my world is in shambles with no regard for tradition or private respect ; this podcast actually makes me smile and keep going. love yall
Have you tried starting a podcast? Might give ya something to live for. If nothing else, it can give you something to die for
They're really underestimating Donkey(from the film Shrek). In Shrek 2: The Video Game Donkey is one of the most powerful characters. He has the special ability "Burro Blast", which has been shown historically to blow through boulders, trees and armies of both knight and drunk gnomes who are bothering the kingdom of far far away. He is also shown to have some level of martial arts training, more than likely taught to him by Fiona in between the first and second films. And in many missions despite having no arms, he is shown to be able to lift heavy barrels, rocks and large vegetables roughly the size of a sedan. Donkey is the winner.
Regarding possums, we had a similar issue a few years back. Turns out it's the raccoons that go for the chickens, and the possums are just slow enough to get caught munching on the carcasses left over.
Possums themselves are pretty goofy little guys. I have some I've adopted as a garbage disposal, they love scraps and compost. And will even hang out with my cats and let me pet them.
Raccoons though, they're hard to spot and can fuck you right up. Possums can easily be punted several yards
I was about to say, I remember STALT telling us his favorite movie, These guys have no memory.
P.s Yes opossum can eat and kill a chicken, I live in the country and we have to defend against them
I think they were trolling.
Need a quiz before each next episode
@@boatwreks As someone who knows them and actually has to do business with them, Sam has the memory retention of a football player that has been receiving nothing but brain shattering tackles for a decade.
@@Stalltt Thank you so much for volunteering to help these retarded man-children
I love how Stalltt just doesn’t listen to anything they ask
OLD INTROS ARE BACK!
WOOOOOOOOOO YEEEEAH BABYYY, that's what I've been waitin' for, that's what it's all about!
I ran over a family of 4 in 2006 you will never find the bones
Ight bet
I pushed a family of 4 into oncoming traffic in 2006 🤨
I raised the corpses of a dead family in 2007
They'll find you eventually
The intros are lit keep the old ones. Also I think one of my favorite things about this podcast is all the shit they ask for in editing and the fact it never happens lol.
I like poobs new background it looks very cozy
Chimp in the jungles of Louisiana somewhere: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE
I unironically believe UA-cam recommending this podcast is directly related to the intro as I just haven't seen it in a while
I had a chicken coupe, and we had a problem with racoons coming along and literally pulling the chickens out through the chicken wire... Piece by piece... So i can believe the possum story.
(O)possums are definitely a problem when raising chickens. In Venezuela we call them rabipelados and I've caught them killing chickens more than once. I live in Australia now and these possums are just as annoying but at least they're not murderous
You should do the same tier list but see how many Abby can fight 🤣🤣
I predict some birds
I've been watching Sam since the "Ebony Warrior" days and he has definitively pinned down his style with the thumbnails, host vibes w/ the Rhode mic, and JIPPY. In my opinion the intros for the podcast and JIPPY for the main channel are becoming the Vsauce music of the ShekelVerse. Whether they're funny or not that consistency will induce a subconscious emotion reaction similar to comfort food, so think of the intros and JIPPY as the dosing of the audience, turning us into crack rats.
The intros are one of the funniest parts of these podcasts
A baboon and a chimp would both jump on a ram's back and rip out its eyes and reach under to pull its nuts out and go completely wacky.
This is the best Donkey impression i've ever heard, Poob. Thank you for doing Eddie Murphy justice at 51:16!
Poob's soulless laugh at 17:50 just moved into my head rent-free.
It's kinda nice when they're sober. :-) The jokes are quicker and more creative. The energy is up. It's like the old days.
I love Poob's evolution from a clean cut office worker to the kind of trucker who would use a dirty bathroom gloryhole.
poob needs to do more to hide the fact that he’s just reading a script for his ads
I CAN CONFIRM, Opossums absolutely love to eat chickens. They kill them, eat the guts, and leave it to rot for the next night so it can it it some more. I have killed so many of them doing that, and they are absurdly tough, they just won't die.
I've found that a .410 shotgun is the best way to deal with them. Up close it acts like a .40 caliber frangible bullet, but it won't fly off and kill someone a mile away like an actual bullet can. I have tried to go non-lethal and pepper spray it, but it just sat under my shed and dealt with it. Not even bears can handle pepper spray! But a possum is so damn tough that it isn't too bothered.
Poops jacked up cadence on his delivery of the fa-la-la's in the ad read, along with the fact that he A, got the amount of sylables right, and B, delivered it with complete confidence like he was just stating a simple fact. Gold
Old intros gang I’ve been binge watching episodes while gaming and the old episodes into hit different
Back here for probably the 5th time…. I think they might be the best episodes they’ve made somehow HAHHA
I like that Poob agrees that theres no way you could beat a Chimpanzee with a bat, but 3 Harpy Eagles! The things that Eat Chimpanzees he’s like “Oh yeah I got it ez”
Yes! Bring back the Jippy intros!
Honestly I love the intros! It makes the podcast feel super unique.
The intros are nice, sets the tone for the podcast
I’m really glad you guys have sponsors now, it will be more spectacular when you fall.
Referring to the top tier as monster mash gave me uncontrollable chuckles
They are nicest to Bryan because he's obviously standing on the edge at all times.
not saying you guys should become a copy-paste tier list channel... but this has to be one of my favorite podcast episodes.
Alcohol further agitates gout, and you gave this man a bottle of wine
1:18:09 Now I know what got our chickens all those years ago lol
This episode is very clipable for out of context shenanigans.
the soulless ads are steller
Two tiers in and that brit/us graph is proving accurate. You guys are scarily confident.
Please keep the intros. It’s basically a „forehead fables out of context“ clip and I love it
Sam is failing to realize Florida black bears are like half the size of the northern ones.
Sam "That 80lb monkey would eviscerate me!" Also Sam "Yeah I can take on that 300kg Black Bear, no problem!"
Poob would get mopped by a Harpy Eagle. I did a college essay on those things. They dive at 130 mph in order to hit their prey in the head and snap their spinal column.
One baboon is plenty, they scare me more than chimpanzees.
The intro mash is literally the best part of this podcast.
I think I figured out the tuna fight, since it's in an enclosed pool with you all you have to do is the ancient human style of walking it to death because it will swim away constantly until it gets tired just like regular fishing, then once it's tired enough you just slowly pick it up out of the pool which will be a huge challenge but you have the water to decrease the perceived weight and slowly hoist it out to let it die of oxygen deprivation which might not even take that long since it's already pretty tired
I prefer no intros tbh, its like im getting all the highlights before I watch and it just takes away from the actual conversations.
Even a small black bear can fuck you up. They're remarkably strong and athletic, as in they can climb 30 feet up a tree in about two seconds and jump out into a dead sprint without stopping. Carry a gun or at least bear spray. Ideally both. Dogs help a ton too, I've ran bear hunting dogs and they want nothing to do with four 80 pound dogs.
Sam looks like dollar store mechanic from tarkov but with a poor metabolism.
I’m in love with the fact that poob can’t read so the ads are like waiting for the slow kid to take his turn in class 😂
Is no one gonna mention they agreed that they could beat a fucking black bear?
(Edit still watching)
FUCKING STEWART LITTLE OVER A BLACK BEAR?
Actual Comedy they put the baboon over the black bear
Starship Troopers is a certified Classic. New game looks like poopoo platter, though.
The fact they think they have a chance against a black bear with just a baseball bat... smh you would at minimum need a spear to kill any fully grown bear
old intros were very funny. also starship troopers is fantastic. it's probably their heads.
I never thought I would see the day this podcast get a sponsor.
Got way too invested in this tier list, great episode.
Wouldn't hit the same without the intros. Shit gets me pumped to listen to the whole thing.
*1 episode passes*
"WHJAT EPISODE IS THIS?"
yes, opossums do take chickens heads and only the heads.
bring back the damn intros i need 20 seconds of sam wheezing
I watched the ad because of pooberton, you guys are levelin the podcast up it feels now
INTROS BY FAR ONE OF THE BEST PARTS!
You should do more concept episodes like this. Gives you something to talk about
It is a scene in the movies but there is in fact a video of a chimp Farcry style clearing out a camp of armed men and holding the AK above his head