Free Use After Death - Ep. 109

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  • Опубліковано 16 лип 2024
  • 👏See each episode early and get access to an EXCLUSIVE podcast via Patreon: / foreheadfables
    0:00 - Blanket Business
    3:24 - End Of The World / Growing Up
    6:43 - RIP Bryan
    8:31 - Shane Gillis / Slurs
    9:20 - League Of Legends / Slurs
    17:57 - Old Fashioned
    25:16 - Names / Ending Stream
    29:58 - Earthquake Bed
    33:22 - California
    34:48 - Editing
    36:43 - Rust
    41:01 - Remembering Heritage
    49:23 - Relating To Characters
    54:05 - Exploring
    56:55 - Bang Or Eat An Alien
    1:01:38 - UA-camr To Porn Star
    1:03:56 - Gamer Resume
    1:08:23 - Childhood Stories
    1:19:17 - Cartoons / Making Cool Stuff
    1:28:37 - Getting Married / Bar Scene
    1:36:52 - Scooter High
    1:39:08 - Margaritaville Scammers
    1:44:39 - Homeless But Not Hungry
    👏EDITED BY ‪@Stalltt‬ / stalltt
    👏Listen on Spotify, Google Podcasts, and (hopefully in the future Itunes): hyperurl.co/ForeheadFables
    👏Main Channel: ‪@GeneralSam‬ / generalsam123
    👏Poobs Stream: ‪@poobtube‬ / papapoob
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 487

  • @andreadams6115
    @andreadams6115 5 місяців тому +929

    Bryan is becoming something of a cryptid within the forehead fables lore

    • @jayedwards6738
      @jayedwards6738 5 місяців тому +71

      They should bring Wendigoon back on and have him lead a discussion on the elusive Brian cryptid.

    • @anthonyvega155
      @anthonyvega155 4 місяці тому +2

      ​@@jayedwards6738 pretty sure they joked about it the last time wendigoon was on

    • @joshualarsen7011
      @joshualarsen7011 4 місяці тому +9

      @@jayedwards6738 They should have Wendigoon on and make him stay silent and pretend to be Bryan.
      (Just kidding, if Wendigoon comes on I want him to talk he's great)

    • @pbr556
      @pbr556 4 місяці тому +3

      mann i miss him, it used to be funny as shit when he and poob would go at each other throats for no reason

    • @firewalkwithjuno5421
      @firewalkwithjuno5421 4 місяці тому +3

      Poob should draw him as a freak at this point

  • @erictaylor7522
    @erictaylor7522 5 місяців тому +302

    I miss brian adding nothing to the podcast. I feel like he represented me, the viewer, and now my parasocial bond is breaking

    • @yokothespacewhale
      @yokothespacewhale 4 місяці тому +59

      I also have trouble finding myself without Brian’s blank canvas to project on. But now we know he’s just using all his energy to not say the n word

    • @NotOcea
      @NotOcea 4 місяці тому +13

      ​hes just like me fr

  • @mikemagyar5855
    @mikemagyar5855 5 місяців тому +584

    Goddamn. Bryan was so happy this episode. Smiled the whole time.

    • @deli8871
      @deli8871 5 місяців тому +11

      grade A performance from brian, almost cried with how good he was this time

    • @Shinypiggy101
      @Shinypiggy101 5 місяців тому

      Brian was pretty talkative this episode 😂

    • @dadleft8427
      @dadleft8427 4 місяці тому

      I think I saw a glimmer of hope in his eyes when the Sams were talking about the n word

  • @nrb9020
    @nrb9020 4 місяці тому +264

    Bryan's face literally holding the podcast together. It's beautiful.

  • @Arbordaddy
    @Arbordaddy 4 місяці тому +124

    Two Narcissists interrupt each other for an hour and fifty minutes- the podcast.
    Another beautiful joint gentlemen.

    • @dank_stogie_yooooo
      @dank_stogie_yooooo 4 місяці тому +15

      And talk like NPC's about thinks happening in the world

    • @werlydon
      @werlydon 4 місяці тому +12

      , and I wouldn't have it any other way, dammit.

  • @Pompadour_Pug
    @Pompadour_Pug 4 місяці тому +103

    "I don't have to worry about bringing Brian to my black friend's house"
    With the rate Brian's on the podcast I'm not sure you have to worry about Brian going anywhere.

  • @itsjustwolfe5525
    @itsjustwolfe5525 5 місяців тому +226

    Every time I wait with halted breath to see if Bryan appears and every time I am saddened by the sight that awaits me.

  • @jaki2099
    @jaki2099 4 місяці тому +126

    First die of laughter was buried to be forgotten now forehead fables is suffering a similar fate something tells me this isn't the year of the rat fellas

    • @fisherinov
      @fisherinov 4 місяці тому +50

      Year of the dragon 🗣Brian Stocks going up for sure this time

    • @reallyreallymacroscule
      @reallyreallymacroscule 4 місяці тому +2

      ​@fisherino6973 Will of the Dragon,
      Wallahi we are beyond cooked we should do front flips n slick tricks on it
      🙏 pls cmon pls 🙏

  • @einar_476
    @einar_476 5 місяців тому +273

    About time boys, can't help but notice were *still* being shorted 33% of our co-hosts for 100% of the patreon rate.
    Y'all should reinvest Bryan's wages into a manager who keeps you on track and does community updates.

    • @BadPissSmell
      @BadPissSmell 5 місяців тому +39

      Seriously. I don't even care what the content is I just want to feel like they're trying atleast a little bit.

    • @einar_476
      @einar_476 5 місяців тому

      @@BadPissSmell same, like I just need bullshit to giggle at while I work, I know damn good and well they're not putting any like hard work into it or anything.
      As much as they make off of it for as little effort as we expect, the guys can at least talk about jerking off for a couple hours once a week.

    • @stunnafan8905
      @stunnafan8905 5 місяців тому +70

      @@BadPissSmelldawg it’s forehead fables idk what u expect

    • @VapidFart
      @VapidFart 5 місяців тому

      ​@BadPissSmell I'll tell you for a fact these morons don't read any of these comments

    • @mikehanrahan5559
      @mikehanrahan5559 5 місяців тому +73

      You should definitely bring that up with them at the next shareholders' meeting.

  • @ethanyungblut1307
    @ethanyungblut1307 5 місяців тому +220

    Here for my audible slop, crying violently because Brian isn’t here

  • @joshdoucette4790
    @joshdoucette4790 4 місяці тому +23

    I love the editing requests for stalt and stalt just left in the entire unedited exchanges 😂

  • @crazyjack7193
    @crazyjack7193 5 місяців тому +77

    I remember when audio listeners were dragged through the mud. Don't think we've forgot

    • @deli8871
      @deli8871 5 місяців тому +7

      used to be an audio listener when the podcast started having poob and brian on, truly hell

    • @nf5113
      @nf5113 4 місяці тому

      ​@@deli8871dude don't sleep for a few days then listen while you work.. insanity pure insanity

  • @scrim8
    @scrim8 4 місяці тому +23

    Damn, Brian killed Die of laughter and is currently killing the podcast.

    • @bigmanrobert3610
      @bigmanrobert3610 4 місяці тому

      How

    • @edm.4967
      @edm.4967 4 місяці тому

      @@bigmanrobert3610 being autistic and adding nothing to anything he is a part of

    • @swampmonkey2008
      @swampmonkey2008 4 місяці тому

      Explain how Brian killed die of laughter

    • @sylasgilchrist2633
      @sylasgilchrist2633 2 місяці тому

      @@swampmonkey2008didn’t care enough

  • @coler6555
    @coler6555 5 місяців тому +119

    “Waahhh!! 😫 I need my blankie!!” - The listeners

  • @Ashe_3224
    @Ashe_3224 4 місяці тому +16

    Learning that Sam killed Parthurnax is so on brand and makes so much sense. I feel like it all comes together now

  • @10cam01
    @10cam01 5 місяців тому +48

    when sam turns 60 he'll just rewatch all his videos he made till he dies

    • @iimasheriiol222
      @iimasheriiol222 4 місяці тому +4

      You think Sam’s making it to 60

    • @10cam01
      @10cam01 4 місяці тому +5

      @@iimasheriiol222 well he doesnt smoke or drink like his mom not sure what age she left but i think sam can get a few more years than her before the blood pressure get him

  • @greatglimbus
    @greatglimbus 4 місяці тому +31

    i love the red dragonius podcast

  • @Zero8654
    @Zero8654 5 місяців тому +23

    When he said hey guys I foolishly got excited thinking he was actually talking to more than one person.

  • @KlepticHeist
    @KlepticHeist 4 місяці тому +9

    at 26:45 when Poob said "I'm a lot more than this" I nearly choked on my dinner laughing. We all know this is his most entertaining form

  • @smiteeybacall5474
    @smiteeybacall5474 5 місяців тому +26

    Rick Levine tried to warn Bryan he knew it would slip one day

  • @thegrandgalacticinquisitor9060
    @thegrandgalacticinquisitor9060 4 місяці тому +10

    Sam's nose looks like it's attached to his glasses

  • @W38h34D
    @W38h34D 4 місяці тому +66

    Brian got found out at work and needs to lay low for a while lmaoooooo

  • @ivanmendoza7582
    @ivanmendoza7582 4 місяці тому +42

    Brian only podcast with a guest is heavily needed.

  • @hehehbonkz6643
    @hehehbonkz6643 5 місяців тому +17

    The feds probably caught bry's secret porn stash if I had to guess

  • @mpireoutdoors5274
    @mpireoutdoors5274 4 місяці тому +7

    Poob's filled with empathy for the hypothetical plight of the blue-collar Rust players.

  • @CowtongueHarry
    @CowtongueHarry 5 місяців тому +12

    The ASPCA is in talks regarding starting a rescue fund for Bryain. Until then, godspeed little buddy.

  • @sage1682
    @sage1682 4 місяці тому +17

    Finally a drop of water in the desert

  • @vivechjorviani5440
    @vivechjorviani5440 3 місяці тому +4

    Guys remember when Forehead Fables was all about Bryan bullying Poob into depression

  • @FreshGamerGarden
    @FreshGamerGarden 5 місяців тому +20

    You can tell sam is high when he starts rubbing the shit out of his left eye

  • @yourguysheppy
    @yourguysheppy 4 місяці тому +7

    10:30 You mean the guy who says slurs in his sleep ripped a hard R in League? I am shocked

  • @king-oreos4003
    @king-oreos4003 4 місяці тому +11

    bro the Houthis took Sams blankets.

  • @dedompler
    @dedompler 4 місяці тому +2

    Poob's life and career flashing before his eyes several times in HD, jesus his heart can't take any more

  • @zoug2529
    @zoug2529 5 місяців тому +20

    If i was bored enough, i could remake this episode using entirely just cuts of old podcast eps, and it'd be 85% the same. And i'm not talking about cutting like word by word, nonono, i could be doing full 6 minute segments at a time

  • @miltonhernandez7865
    @miltonhernandez7865 4 місяці тому +3

    Sometimes I wonder if Brian was the friends we made along the way

  • @CowtongueHarry
    @CowtongueHarry 5 місяців тому +8

    I can see the Great Salt lake from my house, yet I had no idea they were draining it.
    I'm obviously an active and productive member of my community.

    • @AleV69692
      @AleV69692 4 місяці тому +1

      Obviously, of course

  • @kingcreed348
    @kingcreed348 4 місяці тому +3

    Brian kicked ass this episode. Good stuff, man. Made some solid points and brought up fantastic topics.

  • @virtualgaming9811
    @virtualgaming9811 4 місяці тому +5

    So glad Bryan was here to carry the episode

  • @FryManGuy1
    @FryManGuy1 5 місяців тому +54

    WHERE THE HELL IS BRYAN I SWEAR TO GOD

    • @mattm4476
      @mattm4476 5 місяців тому +4

      Honey moon.

    • @cal.3626
      @cal.3626 4 місяці тому

      Recovering from his penis reduction surgery

    • @CheapCreep
      @CheapCreep 4 місяці тому

      Marriage is gay.

    • @itsNep_
      @itsNep_ 4 місяці тому +4

      Day job

    • @wowser4life
      @wowser4life 4 місяці тому

      brothel

  • @Crizzly122
    @Crizzly122 5 місяців тому +9

    The more I hear Sam talk the more I think he's actually evil

  • @gispachomeatpants1010
    @gispachomeatpants1010 4 місяці тому +4

    Both your rooms are so equally cluttered that it almost looks like you're right next to eachother.

  • @TyrannosaurusSnacks
    @TyrannosaurusSnacks 4 місяці тому +1

    Didn't finish the Podcast the other day, came back to it @ 59:50. Right back home!

  • @stuartlittlefan2938
    @stuartlittlefan2938 5 місяців тому +4

    another great podcast. way to go, boys!

  • @warnerro10
    @warnerro10 5 місяців тому +8

    This is just a conspiracy theory, but maybe someone at Bryan's work found out about the podcast?

    • @benkersten1705
      @benkersten1705 4 місяці тому +2

      He could also of been given a promotion or some shit

  • @Awesomewithaz
    @Awesomewithaz 4 місяці тому +6

    BRING BACK DIE OF LAUGHTER

  • @swimscape2499
    @swimscape2499 4 місяці тому

    In middle school the twachers lounge had a candy bucket with all the goods(snickers, 3 musketeers, skittles, starburst, etc) and a soda fridge that was all based on the honor system.
    Pay a dollar for a candy with the bucket of money right there.
    I learned that there was an entrance to this louge that was not connected to any main hallways.
    I quickly started selling candy and had over $20 in singles on me at all times the rest of the year.

  • @Mojojojo-uh6rk
    @Mojojojo-uh6rk 4 місяці тому

    Thank you for the effort you put into the blankets sam. It's pretty cool

  • @Furko08
    @Furko08 4 місяці тому

    35:16 I can confirm, I rewound that scene like 5 times. Very well edited

  • @mikehanrahan5559
    @mikehanrahan5559 5 місяців тому +7

    I'll be 100% honest...I don't really miss Bryan all that much.

  • @Skel_pig
    @Skel_pig 4 місяці тому +1

    Glad to see Bryan back on the pod, it was like he never left.

  • @mattm4476
    @mattm4476 5 місяців тому +7

    Here come the "WHERES BRYAN I WANT MY MONEY BACK" comments.

  • @jonanderson7241
    @jonanderson7241 5 місяців тому +5

    Bryan has a career, he is not a podcaster, it's time to let go.

  • @treehunter4006
    @treehunter4006 5 місяців тому +8

    My dearest ploobertons

  • @no-replies
    @no-replies 3 місяці тому +1

    My elementary school playground had those half buried tires. Kids would just pile in them and sit there.

  • @John.Johnson
    @John.Johnson 4 місяці тому +6

    Thank you guys. I've been down these past couple of days but I smiled when i saw this upload.

  • @EarlyBirm
    @EarlyBirm 4 місяці тому

    Actually hurt my ribs laughing at Sam during the description of the earthquake bed. Feels like I got a hernia on the outside of my ribs. I tried holding my ribs still, but he didn't quit cracking jokes and I couldn't stop laughing, so it just kept hurting. 😢 Dangerous comedy.

  • @mattm4476
    @mattm4476 5 місяців тому

    Thanks guys. Needed some laughs.

  • @Yozlee
    @Yozlee 4 місяці тому +1

    Brian really brings us all together 😊

  • @chrisengland9288
    @chrisengland9288 4 місяці тому +3

    Bismillah, The Sam/Sam episodes are always great

  • @williamladine7591
    @williamladine7591 4 місяці тому

    I love this podcast

  • @jacobrichardson8482
    @jacobrichardson8482 4 місяці тому

    Please! restock the blankets I love them and I missed out! Thanks for all the podcasts!!!!!! Much love

  • @AcherontiaStyx
    @AcherontiaStyx 4 місяці тому +3

    Man it feels so empty with only two hosts, maybe if there was a third fella, maybe one who's name starts with a B...
    Bizzle. Get more Bizzle on the podcast.

  • @mpireoutdoors5274
    @mpireoutdoors5274 4 місяці тому

    Oh this will be a good one as usual 10/10 wow.

  • @jrinnc9059
    @jrinnc9059 4 місяці тому +4

    Poob looking extra pasty

  • @no-replies
    @no-replies 3 місяці тому +1

    Stalltt doesn't do any of the edits they ask for and it makes me crack up every time.

  • @spaghetties3366
    @spaghetties3366 4 місяці тому

    Came back to this ep because yesterday I had a ranked game as shaco and our mid akshan was so furious at me because he lost lane, he kept yappin about how probably nobody on this team has even touched their first mil yet 😂 10/10 league experience

  • @boke3307
    @boke3307 4 місяці тому +2

    I really wanna see Bryan again. Is there an actual reason for him not being around? Or is he just busy

  • @carsendugat6478
    @carsendugat6478 3 місяці тому +2

    I never thought i would see the day sam addressed him saying the n word especially during one of his old fan mail videos

  • @haggsc_7740
    @haggsc_7740 4 місяці тому +3

    Brian’s 100% the reason dol ended

  • @Guardian2
    @Guardian2 4 місяці тому +1

    Can confirm. That has never been said in Skyrim

  • @sirjorfan
    @sirjorfan 5 місяців тому +11

    Short podcasted us why?

    • @Devin13132
      @Devin13132 5 місяців тому +12

      Short podcast and no bryan... shit should be half off this month

    • @sirjorfan
      @sirjorfan 5 місяців тому +1

      @@Devin13132 start the movement

    • @topgunskrill1392
      @topgunskrill1392 5 місяців тому +3

      This has been a issue for the last year and a half podcast Been on the decline since then

    • @sirjorfan
      @sirjorfan 5 місяців тому +2

      @@topgunskrill1392 lol ik but as of recent they’ve really lowered the bar.

    • @Stalltt
      @Stalltt 5 місяців тому +5

      @@sirjorfan nothing's really changed and the episodes aren't really any different without bryan being there. 2 hours is pretty much the average for the podcast and it used to be shorter.

  • @chester1546
    @chester1546 4 місяці тому +2

    Guys, just a feeling but it think they are both baked af

    • @mydrillasanjay5397
      @mydrillasanjay5397 4 місяці тому +1

      theyve been recording podcasts while fucked up for years now lol

    • @chester1546
      @chester1546 4 місяці тому

      @@mydrillasanjay5397 very high brow humor.

  • @nellyz1239
    @nellyz1239 4 місяці тому +1

    The most Brian’s talked on the pod for a while.

  • @juanestevas6488
    @juanestevas6488 4 місяці тому +1

    Ice bar always seemed like a crazy expensive business to me

  • @Jadee95
    @Jadee95 4 місяці тому +1

    i hope you play through the elden ring DLC with bryan and bizzle and make a kickass hour long video about it

  • @jacobp6571
    @jacobp6571 4 місяці тому

    I just wanna say, i love my blanket, its so nice quality. My mom likes is aside from the obvious imagery

  • @paulh5429
    @paulh5429 5 місяців тому +2

    I'm a trucker now and forced to be an audio listener. I miss reading the stalt edits and commentary

  • @apIthletIcc
    @apIthletIcc 4 місяці тому +1

    @Poob the titles of the videos are how I know its you man so I click on them more
    feedback for the part around 03:00 min in

  • @luhsleezy
    @luhsleezy 4 місяці тому +2

    u guys should have me on the podcast i was a fentanyl addict for like 2 years i got all the deets, i even died twice cus of it lol

  • @Wizzy_the_Wizard
    @Wizzy_the_Wizard 4 місяці тому

    Dark episode, keep it up guys.

  • @billsmith5046
    @billsmith5046 5 місяців тому +1

    So, is the red dragon set to return at all? He's still in new GS videos so hes definitely still alive...

  • @whitebuffalo9895
    @whitebuffalo9895 4 місяці тому

    10:15 Killed me 😂

  • @endthepainnowplz4674
    @endthepainnowplz4674 5 місяців тому +1

    I miss that guest you guys had on a while ago, I think his name was Bryan?

  • @TrapJacksYT
    @TrapJacksYT 4 місяці тому

    Poob, one happened in New Castle not long ago, interesting fact it has the biggest high school field house in the world

  • @wealthybone2990
    @wealthybone2990 4 місяці тому

    Another forehead fables podcast another beautiful day, thanks Sam. Imagine even after death we'll still have Sam because of AI like something from cyberpunk just his soul living on like that'll be cool.

  • @Wzrd8
    @Wzrd8 4 місяці тому

    Earth quakes aint so bad and it just rained here so hard all our lakes suddenly came back.

  • @SappyEuphoria
    @SappyEuphoria 4 місяці тому

    Got the general Sam blanket pretty nice

  • @NoThanks-jh8sn
    @NoThanks-jh8sn 4 місяці тому +1

    Wanted blanket but was to slow to buy so imma find one of you who got it and take it

  • @yoopergamer1871
    @yoopergamer1871 5 місяців тому +502

    I already unsubbed because brian isnt here

    • @itsNep_
      @itsNep_ 4 місяці тому +51

      Blame Brian, he doesn't show up on podcasts anymore because he's working his day job

    • @alpaca4319
      @alpaca4319 4 місяці тому +133

      Brian isn’t even there when he’s there

    • @uglyburrito_
      @uglyburrito_ 4 місяці тому +41

      who?

    • @nrb9020
      @nrb9020 4 місяці тому +71

      my man died and you want him on the pod still?! have some respect

    • @bobbem2000
      @bobbem2000 4 місяці тому +26

      Thank God he isnt on anymore.

  • @reverie316
    @reverie316 4 місяці тому +1

    How tf does Sam not remember Poob getting his 100$ snatched😂

  • @Psychoticgamer94
    @Psychoticgamer94 4 місяці тому +1

    I respect Brian more for saying it

  • @xamazingxethanx
    @xamazingxethanx 4 місяці тому +2

    Bryan stopped coming on because poob actively ignores and talks over him constantly.

  • @PixelWolv
    @PixelWolv 4 місяці тому +1

    Sam really mixed up Cyclops from X-men with Cyborg from Teen Titans. What a nerd

  • @H56Nooc
    @H56Nooc 4 місяці тому +1

    Poob, your youtube channel is underrated as hell. Your editor is also really good. Both of y'all produce hilarious stuff

  • @Donutify123
    @Donutify123 4 місяці тому

    Master Poobs audio and video are not synced, Daddy Sam is perfectly synced.

  • @manofnomuscles5496
    @manofnomuscles5496 4 місяці тому +3

    People hating for no reason this isn’t meant to be anything special it’s just a white dudes talking podcast if you don’t want repeated stories go watch a scripted podcast

  • @ThePortalGeek1337
    @ThePortalGeek1337 4 місяці тому

    I miss Bryan but the bang or eat an alien segment is hilarious. Real thought provoking stuff here, a classic forehead fables moment

  • @NewReflections-pw8xm
    @NewReflections-pw8xm 4 місяці тому

    My Family has a mausoleum in one of the oldest cemeteries in New Orleans. Up until my Grandmother died a few years ago, no women were allowed to be entombed there.

  • @nothanks9503
    @nothanks9503 4 місяці тому

    If you’re addicted to opiates and get dosed with narcan you get full strength withdrawal immediately but also it lasts the extra few days it would have taken for it to get as bad as possible but it does stop them from dying

  • @kirlian9910
    @kirlian9910 4 місяці тому

    I’m gonna see if I can order a blanket just to add onto the stress of not knowing where they are.

  • @Ztram2
    @Ztram2 4 місяці тому +1

    Get Bizzle as a permanent third on the pod