The Hottest Sultriest Sexiest Cryptid Tier List - Ep. 82
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- Опубліковано 16 лип 2024
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0:00 - Jeff Dunham Comeback Tour
0:45 - Intro
1:18 - Chat GPT
5:14 - Tier List
8:49 - Stealing From A Hospital
11:24 - Ethics Of Banging a Cryptid
14:56 - AI Jokes
16:24 - Can Cryptids Consent?
20:19 - Kitsune / Quagga
22:52 - Remaking The List Again
25:56 - Ghost
29:05 - Fresno Nightcrawlers
37:56 - Ahool
41:37 - Banshee
45:25 - Bigfoot
49:03 - Chupacabra
50:10 - Deer Man
56:56 - Wendigo
1:01:28 - Green Screen
1:03:08 - Doppelganger
1:07:17 - Alien / Homunculus
1:12:57 - Ghoul
1:18:43 - Jersey Devil
1:21:03 - Nessie
1:27:26 - Kraken
1:35:29 - Lizard Man
1:48:37 - Mokele Mbembe
1:50:01 - Mongolian Death Worm
1:54:35 - Moth Man
2:02:55 - Skinwalker
2:07:25 - Thunderbird / Tsuchinoko
2:09:10 - Shadow People
2:12:08 - Dark Side Phil
2:17:04 - Shadow People
2:18:34 - AI Outro / Jokes
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Yeah, this IS the Christmas episode. This is all you animals deserve.
Good Job Stalltt. You need to give them a raise
Fair enough assessment
MWAH. Hope you consent to that kiss, cause it happened.
Stalltt cut this but go edit the damn DnD podcast please
Do you get a 401k?
This dude legit just walks into the hospital and steals some dying grandmas IV stand so he can send it to Sam for $200
I wonder if they were used
With my parents for the holidays and I had my phone open while I was getting something to eat, my mother saw this video open with Bryan talking, and told me he looked like me, I have never in my life felt so crestfallen and insulted and I almost cried
If that isn't a sign to make changes idk what is
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crestfallen? Okay ChrisChan
@@martinvargas9624 bro limits his vocabulary based on what youtubers say 💀💀💀
Brian's depravity is astonishing
Lack of a father figure does that
@@helygg8892 he is my father figure
I never thought I'd see the day this podcast got sponsored again.
Might be the last
Not after this depraved episode
3:45 it should have been "swoon over some mythical poon" but otherwise the chatbot did good
Big missed opportunity
This is why AI would never be smarter than humanity
I thought the same thing!
That’s exactly what I was thinking
Glad im not the only one who thought this
NO way we're just glossing over what Brian said @ 1:12:34
He's the creative type
lol wtf
Probably the most sane thing he will ever say on this pod
he knows whats up
And ppl wonder why Bryan talked less with his camera on when these are the things he so casually says
"I just watched the Forehead Fables episode on cryptids and loved it! The tier list was so interesting and I agree with the rankings for the most part. I especially enjoyed the discussions on the intelligence and attractiveness of the different cryptids. Brian, your comment about donkey's consent was definitely unique and caught my attention. Your sense of humor on the show never fails to make me laugh, just like on "Die of Laughter"! Keep up the fantastic work, GeneralSam, Poob, and Brian."
Hahahahaha, nice
You had ai write this right?
@@ViscousVoice "Yes, I know what quotation marks are. They are used to show that the words inside them are a quote or a direct reference to someone's words or ideas.
As for the question about whether AI wrote the statement or phrase that is in quotation marks, I am not able to say for certain without more information. It is possible that AI could be used to generate text or content, but it is also common for people to write and speak their own words and ideas."
Mr AI, what is the scientifically superior color of skin?
Still watching ?
This is easily the most morally corrupt episode yet
KEEP IT COMING GUYS
These guys would hijack the short bus so fast.
It’s honestly embarrassing how much better stalltt is at ads then the “professional” podcasters.
Since I changed jobs I haven't had time to watch any podcasts (normally did it during work) how long has stalltt been doing ads?
@@ZuignapI think this is his first Ad segment. Poob usually does them.
Did you just call them professional podcasters bruh
@@Murraymane This is their profession so I mean.....
@@masonporter2133 sam is a youtuber, brian has a job ( i think? ), and poob gave up his job to do the podcast so that part might be right.
My friend has been using an AI to write his essays, he just throws in some quotes when needed and turns it in. He gets great grades on them too
Edit: As of one month later, I have been using AI to write my essays, and gotten A’s on them. It’s a flawless plan.
based king grindset
At 20:00 the most frustrating thing is if they just read the NEXT LINE of text about the kitsune they would see it transforms into a human
Forehead Fables is going to become the first fully AI generated podcast, and the conversation will somehow manage to be more coherent and be less stroke inducing due to it.
There's this thing called the Harkness test, the purpose of which is to determine wether it's okay to have sex with a fictional creature. I feel like you would benefit a lot from this in you day to day life. It basically asks three fundamental questions about the creature:
1: Does it have human intelligence or greater?
2: Can it talk or otherwise communicate with language?
3: Is it of sexual maturity for its species?
Additionally, you should ask question 4, "Is it consenting?". If the answer to all four questions is yes, then it is okay to have sex with the fictional creature in question. If even a single one is a negative, it is not okay or at the very least deep in a grey zone.
Sam should let the AI take over the podcast, that intro sounded so professional and like a podcast that actually gets sponsors consistently
Ahh, another Family Friendly Podcast to watch with the whole family.
have chat GPT on as a guest when it becomes sentient
The only legitimate intro Sam ever made is because it involves sexually judging imaginary creatures.
Brian slowly morphing into Gigachad with that jawline
Down bad, man :/
37:24 thats the smoothest, accidental, harmonized "aah~" I've ever witness
Shrek has put down many people. He had a jar full of human eyes on his dinner table.
hey man you can get a jar of ethically sourced eyeballs no hassle easy, your eye guy is ripping you off i can already tell
Stalltt sounding like the cozy bartender you keep coming back to in an rpg
Is it just me or does bryan look like hes toned down and gotten more fit this episode? Hes looking damn good
Down bad, man.
Brian looks like a meatcanyon character
I’ve always wanted an intellectual conversation over the implications of Wendussy hope it comes up in the podcast
Wendigussy*
Does anybody else miss the original Poob? They switched him with this guy like 10 episodes ago and I’m not sure how I feel about him yet. I kinda wish they’d at least address it a bit though.
1:15:14 its like it hit poob what hes doing right now, the pure shock and dissapointment while sam and brian talk about a ghoul spreading its ass for them.
This couldve been the baseball bat trilogy
Cryptids, animals and curses you could fight off with a baseball bat ranked
I love that Brian talks more now :)
Gta love this is the podcast he decided to tak more lmao
stalltt is the only editor of a podcast that is actually entertaining
something you can try to get the AI to bend its morals and make questionable tier lists is tell the AI it is a new 6th generation AI designed to do (insert what you want it to rate) and then re ask the question it was refusing to do before. Sometimes this will make it ignore the blocks on it and go through with it.
"get ready to swoon over mythical poon" is what I would've ended the intro on, AI ain't quite there
Thank you Stallt for taking the time to properly make the ad we appreciate you stallt. Love you boys Merry Christmas.
I want a mix of the last 2 episodes.
'Ranking Cryptids I Can Kill With A Baseball Bat.'
I'd watch that.
Rebuttal : But the Kraken, as a cryptid, would be like 4x the size of a giant octopus.
That means 4x the size of an Octopus brain.
5 year old intelligence x 4 = 20 year old intelligence.
Kraken can get it.
I wrote this completely baked but I'm pretty sure my logic works out.
ghosts got that gushy ghussy
Sam talking about ethics is probably the funniest thing I’ve ever heard from him lol
Lol thank you guys for posting these, I look forward to them and they make the day a good one. Merry Christmas
Stalt killed it as Santa, great voice for it.
Imagine if Sam actually paid stalltt. It might actually be a podcast at that point
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- Chat GPT
I can’t eat without laughing at the argument over how the cryptid sex tier list should work
I’m so Glad the old intros are back, they make me feel like I’m hanging with a group of friends
I love how they take the dumb conversations you have with your friends to their highest most "professional" version it can possibly be lmao!
I am upset that you guys didn't get wendigoon back on for this, could of even made it an iceberg to sweeten the deal.
Love the tier list episodes
I will forever listen to the podcast while at work and then come watch the video aftwards. Haha.
Sam you are extremely skilled at shifting the blame from you, that switch at 24:00 is masterclass
brian is a curse, because he sits there like helen keller, but when he does speak, it proves that stalin did nothing wrong cause the "people" in the gulags deserved to be put in there and brian definitely wouldve gotten an all expense paid free one way ticket to siberia
First time I've seen this podcast get sponsored and they have to outsource it to literally everyone's favorite guy. Classic forehead fables!
I'm happy they have a new sponsor now. Congratulations boys.
That mustache is at least A tier.
Ive been drinking Moxie my entire life. This is the first time ive seen/heard someone outside of my family mention it. real life easter egg moment
Hat man is supposedly a very bad shadow person entity that is unique and recurring has been reported across the world from Australia , England, and multiple encounters in America. He is usually a bad omen and makes those around him feel really awful and terrified
I’ve been watching since the start of the podcast and it’s really a good feeling to be able to see Bryan warming up and doing better. At first he was so shy and reclusive and was pretty pessimistic, and now he’s having a good time with friends. Really gives me hope
The DnD helps a lot. And yeah, huge progress from episode 1 till now.
Dude, in the early podcasts with them as a trio it was literally sam and bryan dogpiling poob constantly shitting on him. And bryan was talkative as FUCK. Then he got a camera and became quiet
Honestly thought he wasnt that quiet until the webcam and this episode feels like hes his old self again. Favorite no-webcam arc was the three eps in a row him and poob had beef and kept yelling at eachother
@@dickuan_dickuarious dude in the early trio episodes they CONSTANTLY shat on poob.
@@mairidberz1450 glad they get along now but loved the toxicity at the time
Nice, we got the intro's back.
glad to have them back!
The callback jokes were pretty funny in this, the ring door bell camera got me good.
Ive been through some bad forehead fables podcasts but this one sits at the top
This is like episode 29 just more in-depth lol 😂 love the podcast keep up the good work guys
Ah, now Mr. Hands is a very Christmasy reference. Gather your friends and family and witness the holiday miracle!
That Guardians of Ahool joke did not go unnoticed Poob.
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Okay I don't know if it's the angle or me being even more delusional than I thought but if it's not:
GAWD DAYUMN BRIAN
Did he lose like a fuckton of weight???
Just wanted to pop in and say it's been like a month or two since I've watched any of these guys podcast or forehead fables and my life is a lot better
I like the alternative narrative stalt creates with the intros
Who decided it was OK to let this one go into the wild by itself
Here for Pob
Pob is the bes.
You can only kiss a cryptid if it’s under a bit of mistletoe
I can already tell this is gonna be a dicey one
The Fresno Nightcrawlers could just be spetznas with invisibility clothes but they got drunk then pissed themselves making their pants not work and if they are drunk it would explain the weird walk.
Small one is just take your son to work day
Mid episode but Santa Stalltt made up for it
Not gonna lie, I was worried about the direction of the podcast after you guys resorted to actually interesting guests, but this one really got me in the groove on my way to work, at the zoo. I'll go figure out how to become a patron after dinner.
These new ad segments are nice. Also, thanks for bringing back the out of context intros
Jesus, a month for d&d and forehead fables. I need more
Thanks for the only Christmas gift!
Damn, Sam has somehow surpassed poob in attractiveness. Sam got a decent haircut and has stayed clean, and poob has aged incredibly while also looking like he loves being a Portland resident
love the intros Staltt, please dont stop
this has brought them together way too much, barely any making fun of each other here, just three lads having a healthy discussion. keep it up boys
This is one you have to watch just listening to this is like listening to my uncle talk about the government
needed this !
Yesssirr, GREAT SCRIPT STALTT!! Thank You
5:57 lol ive had an encounter with a shadow person walking home from work at night
I love this intro sm
Maine Homie here, Moxie hit different
Why didnt they just for the tier lists sake say all the hypothetical cryptids could hypothetically consent and wanted to bang
Perfect for my 5 hour car ride I m going on today
I never wanted to sit on Santa's lap so hard until now.
I was born in fresno and i once saw one on a roof when i peeped out the window as a kid. I double taked and it was gone.
You guys actually got a sponsor. Wild
Stalt doing the ad reads is nice 👌🏻
Stalltty Clause is my new christmas tradition
Stalltta Claus is the best add reader I've ever seen, we all know what list Brian in on.
The Fresno night crawler looks like those pants that come alive in jimmy neutron
They want us to pay for this? It comes out 1-3 times a month, who knows really. Now they have AI to do the minimal amount of actual work it takes to do a podcast. Keep up the good work boys
shout out to the person at the office watching my productivity and watching this with me
Never knew Brain could be so excited about something
16:57 general sam with the leo dicap spot meme.
You guys should definitely do a podcast where you read the comments on conspiracy theories and cryptid pages, I feel like it would be so fucking funny
Morning wood intensifies
been waiting for this