Yeah, Sam doesn’t look like a large baby man anymore. Poob looks like he would yells at his girlfriends kids when they went in front of the tv during a football game.
I love how Sam is periodically showing off his rock collection during Poob's story and Poob is like "That's great kiddo" and continues his story with no hesitation.
I want a no host episode once so we can all band together and heal the wounds the forehead fables hosts have given us in the last 2 years and possibly work towards reparations, I lost half my left hand when poob cut three of my tendons open and I've still never recovered fully I want some free time with the boys boys so we can all plan how we can seige and hold Bryan hostage until we get like a hunnad send our way for all the abuse we've had to endure under general Sam's rampage.
Dude takes 3 back to back vacations and gets paid to play video games once a month and shoot the shit with his friends. I don't have time to clean my backyard and getting 1 day off is cause for celebration and I'm giving this dude money
I just coast on your contributions, thanks for the Netflix subscription brother, I would give the boys money but luckily it sounds like my life is worse than yours so you have to pay for my forehead fables subscription or I will kill myself before you can. Make your move Cowboy g up cowpoke....
if it makes you feel worse, just know that Jimmy Kimmel makes more money in a year than you, all of the people who have viewed this video, and all of the people who have appeared on this podcast, for little to no effort on late night television while not even being funny and providing no value to the human race.
Ngl I am honestly so damn glad this podcast took off. I just watched some of the OG ones and it reminded how excited I was to be seeing Sam just talk, cause his scripts on the main channel had always been awesome and he kind of left behind the IRL content. Come a long way. 2018 feels like ages now.
30:49 as a native born and bred Californian, I can confirm many people are like that here. You're either a huge extrovert that never stops talking, or an ice cold loner that talks to nobody. There is no middle ground lol
I worked at panera bread for a couple years, the dough is shipped in from a "fresh dough facility" and baked overnight , deserts are frozen dough baked and frosted.
Epic, but stop snitching. Sam is legally allowed to experiment with rocks and sticks and stuff he is the world's leading expert in rocks and sticks. He is the president of geology show some god damn respect.
It's hilarious to me that Stalltt said their first segment is so unrelated, meanwhile I've been to both the airports they're talking about and yeah the furniture is cool af
I used to go to Trinidad all the time as a kid because we lived a hour or so away from there, they actually filmed more of that Jurassic park movie there at Patrick’s Point. We went there on vacation and they had all the vehicles and fake Dino’s for the chase scene with the main cast watching from above as the hunters running them down with vehicles.
2:15:05 My mom was very good friends with Larry the cable guy in highschool. His name is in fact, Larry. Also he went to highschool, at least, in florida.
1:04:30 i think Poob is talking about the Centre Pompidou which is like modern art museum. the reason old people hate it is probably cause it "ruins" the classical/empiric look of the city for them, might be wrong tho cause fortunately am not french
Hey Sam great news, my girlfriend dumped me and one of the reasons he gave was your show, lol. This is great news because after being alone for a while I'm happier and I get to enjoy my things without constant criticism from a humourless bish. Moral of the story no matter how hot she is or how good the shmex is,its not worth it if she can't laugh
I love knowing that Poob was describing wubby doing the J-Olympics and I,only knew what he was describing because wubby just happened to be a day earlier than Sam
Funniest part of Paris is the exit of the Eiffel tower that's lined on either side of the path with black dudes on blankets selling Eiffel tower memorabelia and booze, lol
About the whole Appalachian life expectancy thing. My family has lived in the Appalachians of Virginia since before the civil war. My grandparents were the first to get out and moved to the DC area. Yet, even still no one gets past thr age of 65. Even in the very rare cases where their health doesn't kill 'em, someone else manages to. Its really fuckin' weird.
Sam watching "all quiet on the western front" taking notes on how to instill the horror and trauma of war onto his daughters due to minor mistakes. He's gonna turn the older one into Kat and just follow the movies plot in order to teach them not to talk unless spoken to.
When I was a kid I got to go to that alien ride Sam was talking about. It was at disney, not universal, and was called alien experience. There's a huge glass tube in the middle of the room with seats all around it. Everyone gets seated around this tube and then it starts. Fog and shit shoots out everywhere and the alien appears for viewing in the tube. There is a live actor pointing to the alien explaining things, but oh no, there is some kind of power malfunction, and the lights go out. It's dead silent... then CRASH, you hear the glass break. A guy comes over the intercom and tells everyone to be calm as there is nothing wrong. Above the alien enclosure you see a flash light turn on, it's the engineer, he has a live feed which goes to a few monitors around the enclosure. He is trying to get the power back on and is using a flashlight to see. As he's looking at some wires he hears something and the live feed focuses right onto the alien as it attacks him, which causes the feed to cut and his flash light to turn off. Now everyone is sitting in pitch black hearing this dude scream. Then it really starts. You can hear the alien running around the room. They have some kind of thing below the floor which matches up to the alien running by you so you can feel the ground rumbling. Also the alien will stop behind certain seats and breath on your neck. It's like mist or something come out of the back of the seat. There are surround sound speakers on each seat so the alien makes all kinds of creepy fuckin noises when its messing with you. Idk what happened next but they somehow get it back in the tube, reseal the tube, and then the ride ends. I was kind and I'm pretty sure I was crying at the end because of how scary it was lol. The scariest part was for sure hearing and also FEELING that fucker stomp around the room. Unfortunately this was far too scary for disney so it's been changes to the stitch experience, from lilo and stitch, and its far more family friendly.
I think it's the amount of headspace you leave in where we can never really see too much of your torso. That's why people assume you're shorter than you are. It's also all about camera angle. If the angle is more top down you'll come off looking smaller than you are. 1:34:42
I used to swim a mile every other day at practice for a private swim team and it usually took between 90-110 minutes with breaks. That would be a brutal journey.
Imma nerd out for a sec. Regarding Psycho being in black and white; the "Hayes Code," which is basically Hollywood's attempt to keep religious freakoids from fucking with them, would say no to a lot of the stuff Hitchcock was trying to pull off in the film. Putting it in black and white was cheaper to make but it also skirted some rules about blood cuz it wasn't red. Not actually showing much of the dead bodies or the knife going into people, and Hitchcock befriending a censor helped too. Another fun fact, he deferred his normal salary for 60% of the film's profit, which was allowed cuz the studio thought it would flop, and made something like ten million dollars after it outsold all of his other films put together up to that point.
I want a podcast where sam is wearing so many rings on every finger that he cant bend them anymore and poob has one of those claw nail ring things on ever single finger and keeps twirling his mustache with the pinky claw
We get it Stalltt, for the people who pays for the patreon shit, there might be a lot of stuff in this episode that are just repeats of the patreon episodes . But for those who don't, it's not that bad.
1:39:34 Sorry but it'd be really hard for me to not ask for a picture at least. Been watching this podcast too long to miss out on an opportunity like that.
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Bryan as talkative as always.
Thought this was one of his better podcasts
staltt finally took the advice and just removed Bryan's audio for an episode
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Sam’s lost a lot of weight and is getting some better style, while Poob is looking more and more like he belongs in Gary Indiana.
Poob looks like his name is Gary Indiana
@@potatosnap THE gary indiana
Better style? He put on a hat and black shirt. And poobs transformation is scary
Yeah, Sam doesn’t look like a large baby man anymore. Poob looks like he would yells at his girlfriends kids when they went in front of the tv during a football game.
Sam is stealing Poobs life force
This is the most Bryan has ever talked
You commented snore fest on the one where he talks a lot as well
@@Noah_Pearson gulp...ahh...umm
@@minerkid7469 xD
On god 😂
yo why you look like abby
I love how Sam is periodically showing off his rock collection during Poob's story and Poob is like "That's great kiddo" and continues his story with no hesitation.
Natural comedy
Watched half way through before I realized Bryan wasn’t there
I was gonna comment this!!
Same lol I was like Bryan has been quiet!
I find it pretty funny that the last episode they put major emphasis on poob not being there but they didn't even acknowledge that Bryan isn't lol.
hes not in this one??
I couldnt even tell. I thought he was just not talking like normal.
When Poob said "Grammaw" I was literally stunned. This guy is not normal.
i was stunned when the motherfucker said melting is hotter than boiling
You forgot the L. It's pronounced grammawl
Damn, this was Poob therapy hour. Captivating, insanely entertaining, and yet still a terrifying glimpse into the psyche of a madman.
yeah we need more just sam and poob, because poob will do anything to fill the silence and sam is good at digging for more lmfao
Wow another great script Stalltt, love the podcast keep them coming! ✊😤
There's a pretty large portion of this episode where Poob retells france almost word for word from the last patron ep and neither of them notice
I thought I was crazy
Hey man I just follow a script that stallt writes for me
You'd be surprised to hear how many things were repeated that I ended up cutting
This episode is basically a “Sam’s greatest hits” episode. There’s like 6 different things that were said in past episodes
I bet the audio listeners don't even notice bryans gone
They've been traveling burying the dismembered body of Bryan
Perfect, next episode should be Poop and Bryan only
I could get behind this.
So, basically just Poob only?
@@kingcrimsonenjoyer5984 If anything I feel like he would talk more since Sam isn't there to cut him off, but the conversation would struggle
@@VolvoSubaruIdk Yeah it's funny to shit on bryan for not talking but if you actually listen he does get cut off a lot
I feel like that would be like a 2 hour long episode of Sunny but with just the yelling.
Almost 13 min in and Poob is talking about sending himself to the forever box. We’re in for a ride today boys.
Sam's spent so much time with his kids, he starting to become one, bringing rocks, sticks and shells to show Poob
I see my hope for each host to rotate out one episode is still in play. Looks like it's just gonna be Poob and Bryan after this
that would be fun to see
I’m actually intrigued to see those pair alone together, so I hope this happens
Would actually like to see that
I want a no host episode once so we can all band together and heal the wounds the forehead fables hosts have given us in the last 2 years and possibly work towards reparations, I lost half my left hand when poob cut three of my tendons open and I've still never recovered fully I want some free time with the boys boys so we can all plan how we can seige and hold Bryan hostage until we get like a hunnad send our way for all the abuse we've had to endure under general Sam's rampage.
@@theceoofcrackcocaineandamp5961 hard agree
It's adorable seeing Sam showing off the little junk he found.
Dude takes 3 back to back vacations and gets paid to play video games once a month and shoot the shit with his friends. I don't have time to clean my backyard and getting 1 day off is cause for celebration and I'm giving this dude money
Fucking right
I just think of it as a $uicide tip jar, once it’s full I just find the nearest skyscraper
Hey, he's funny
I just coast on your contributions, thanks for the Netflix subscription brother, I would give the boys money but luckily it sounds like my life is worse than yours so you have to pay for my forehead fables subscription or I will kill myself before you can. Make your move Cowboy g up cowpoke....
if it makes you feel worse, just know that Jimmy Kimmel makes more money in a year than you, all of the people who have viewed this video, and all of the people who have appeared on this podcast, for little to no effort on late night television while not even being funny and providing no value to the human race.
Love the shout out to blood meridian I genuinely got excited hearing Sam is reading it or atleast trying to read it.
blood meridian is such a good book
First time poob ever plugged himself, he really is a business man now
Sam's Great Grandfather would definitely exit camp.
Exit camp boat on customs irl
Nice of Poob to interact with this cancer patient in his last days. Really emotional seeing this, Poob is a great guy
Crying during a movie and empathy for strangers aren’t the same thing. That hit me hard stalt.
Ngl I am honestly so damn glad this podcast took off. I just watched some of the OG ones and it reminded how excited I was to be seeing Sam just talk, cause his scripts on the main channel had always been awesome and he kind of left behind the IRL content.
Come a long way. 2018 feels like ages now.
30:49 as a native born and bred Californian, I can confirm many people are like that here. You're either a huge extrovert that never stops talking, or an ice cold loner that talks to nobody. There is no middle ground lol
I worked at panera bread for a couple years, the dough is shipped in from a "fresh dough facility" and baked overnight , deserts are frozen dough baked and frosted.
This is one of the funniest episodes i think mostly because the flow of joke isn’t interrupted by Bryan
Hey Stalt, you should appear on the podcast in person and talk about how good of a boss Sam is.
Poob really took that France trip to heart. I'm surprised he wasn't pushing up a boulder all episode
That tree house looks so peaceful and comfortable. Going to have to save up to visit that. I've always wanted to see a redwood tree.
The redwoods are massive. There's a few you can drive through the trunk of the tree where some of them split.
Poob's genuine excitment about every rock is just crazy.
As an Appalachian, I can say that this is an accurate portrayal of my homeland
As an archeologist I can tell Sam stole those rocks from a National park
Epic, but stop snitching. Sam is legally allowed to experiment with rocks and sticks and stuff he is the world's leading expert in rocks and sticks. He is the president of geology show some god damn respect.
"I wasnt popped when I was a baby look at me"
Whoa poob, good point, I'll be taking my future children to the baby chiropractor
Just gotta say, Sam’s tweet about traveling really hit, and I’m going to California in March. Gonna see yosemite
It's hilarious to me that Stalltt said their first segment is so unrelated, meanwhile I've been to both the airports they're talking about and yeah the furniture is cool af
I used to go to Trinidad all the time as a kid because we lived a hour or so away from there, they actually filmed more of that Jurassic park movie there at Patrick’s Point. We went there on vacation and they had all the vehicles and fake Dino’s for the chase scene with the main cast watching from above as the hunters running them down with vehicles.
Poob looks like he works at the liquor store in Gary Indiana.
Stalt forgot to show Brian's cam lmao
9:13 I love this sheer urgency and internal panic in Sam's voice, and anyone who has had a kid instantly understands why he had it.
2:15:05 My mom was very good friends with Larry the cable guy in highschool. His name is in fact, Larry. Also he went to highschool, at least, in florida.
1:04:30 i think Poob is talking about the Centre Pompidou which is like modern art museum.
the reason old people hate it is probably cause it "ruins" the classical/empiric look of the city for them, might be wrong tho cause fortunately am not french
Hey Sam great news, my girlfriend dumped me and one of the reasons he gave was your show, lol. This is great news because after being alone for a while I'm happier and I get to enjoy my things without constant criticism from a humourless bish. Moral of the story no matter how hot she is or how good the shmex is,its not worth it if she can't laugh
I love knowing that Poob was describing wubby doing the J-Olympics and I,only knew what he was describing because wubby just happened to be a day earlier than Sam
Funniest part of Paris is the exit of the Eiffel tower that's lined on either side of the path with black dudes on blankets selling Eiffel tower memorabelia and booze, lol
Wow it really has been along time since the last episode, look how much they aged.😲
Old as dirt
In Vancouver airport they put a pond in it and there is a bridge over the pond and there are like 20 giant totem poles everywhere
About the whole Appalachian life expectancy thing. My family has lived in the Appalachians of Virginia since before the civil war. My grandparents were the first to get out and moved to the DC area. Yet, even still no one gets past thr age of 65. Even in the very rare cases where their health doesn't kill 'em, someone else manages to.
Its really fuckin' weird.
Another duo banger lets go
As a Bay Area native, I'm happy to hear SFO get a shoutout
You have my condolences.
check out the SF poop map
Poobs Airplane Story reminds me of the beginning of the movie "Planes, Trains and Automobiles" which is a Classic, btw.
Thanks for sharing Sam Barktholomew Poobsworth
I thought the mouse gif poob had was humping a stick of butter for 30 min b 4 I realized what it was
Poor Poob grew up in a stable house hold and doesn’t understand underlying rage. It’s never really about the scrabble board
Sam watching "all quiet on the western front" taking notes on how to instill the horror and trauma of war onto his daughters due to minor mistakes. He's gonna turn the older one into Kat and just follow the movies plot in order to teach them not to talk unless spoken to.
I think I remember seeing Blood Meridian on Sam's bookshelf like 3 years ago at his old house.... to be fair it's a dense book
great podcast, i have no life, i cied laughing like 3 times
this one was a solid banger, thanks bois
1 hour and seven minutes in i realize its just the two of them, go brian!
When I was a kid I got to go to that alien ride Sam was talking about. It was at disney, not universal, and was called alien experience. There's a huge glass tube in the middle of the room with seats all around it. Everyone gets seated around this tube and then it starts. Fog and shit shoots out everywhere and the alien appears for viewing in the tube. There is a live actor pointing to the alien explaining things, but oh no, there is some kind of power malfunction, and the lights go out. It's dead silent... then CRASH, you hear the glass break. A guy comes over the intercom and tells everyone to be calm as there is nothing wrong. Above the alien enclosure you see a flash light turn on, it's the engineer, he has a live feed which goes to a few monitors around the enclosure. He is trying to get the power back on and is using a flashlight to see. As he's looking at some wires he hears something and the live feed focuses right onto the alien as it attacks him, which causes the feed to cut and his flash light to turn off. Now everyone is sitting in pitch black hearing this dude scream. Then it really starts. You can hear the alien running around the room. They have some kind of thing below the floor which matches up to the alien running by you so you can feel the ground rumbling. Also the alien will stop behind certain seats and breath on your neck. It's like mist or something come out of the back of the seat. There are surround sound speakers on each seat so the alien makes all kinds of creepy fuckin noises when its messing with you. Idk what happened next but they somehow get it back in the tube, reseal the tube, and then the ride ends. I was kind and I'm pretty sure I was crying at the end because of how scary it was lol. The scariest part was for sure hearing and also FEELING that fucker stomp around the room.
Unfortunately this was far too scary for disney so it's been changes to the stitch experience, from lilo and stitch, and its far more family friendly.
"a woman crawled in this cave 20 years ago and all her hair fell out and now she's a ghost" 😭
Ya know the San Francisco Airport furniture is a prime example of the effect of corruption and mindless government spending
Thank god Poob is back.
79 has to be my fav Ep so many visual bits
I think it's the amount of headspace you leave in where we can never really see too much of your torso. That's why people assume you're shorter than you are. It's also all about camera angle. If the angle is more top down you'll come off looking smaller than you are. 1:34:42
As a Texan, I’m so glad Sam agrees that DFW airport is awful.
I used to swim a mile every other day at practice for a private swim team and it usually took between 90-110 minutes with breaks. That would be a brutal journey.
If Poob doesn’t show his new gun I’m gonna be pissed
This was the funniest episode yet!
WE NEEED TO GET BRYAN TO CHANGE HIS NAME TO SAM, REBRAND THE PODCAST TO SAM'S CLUB
Stalt, if ur here I'll keep paying for this till sam's kids are in college my guy this shits funny lol u gotta become the "Jamie" of FF
Imma nerd out for a sec. Regarding Psycho being in black and white; the "Hayes Code," which is basically Hollywood's attempt to keep religious freakoids from fucking with them, would say no to a lot of the stuff Hitchcock was trying to pull off in the film. Putting it in black and white was cheaper to make but it also skirted some rules about blood cuz it wasn't red. Not actually showing much of the dead bodies or the knife going into people, and Hitchcock befriending a censor helped too. Another fun fact, he deferred his normal salary for 60% of the film's profit, which was allowed cuz the studio thought it would flop, and made something like ten million dollars after it outsold all of his other films put together up to that point.
1:04:34 ''Centre Pompidou''.... only thing I remeber from french class in middle school lol
This one’s fire boys. And it’s not even because Brian’s not here. This shit was just funny
For the record, as a queer person, we also feel the way Poob's face looked when we hear about bug-chasing.
i really wanna know how many queer ppl watch this i was under the impression i was the only one
I want a podcast where sam is wearing so many rings on every finger that he cant bend them anymore and poob has one of those claw nail ring things on ever single finger and keeps twirling his mustache with the pinky claw
Poobs mouse on mouse gif was totally unexpected
Took me 2 hours to realize Brian wasnt in this one
We get it Stalltt, for the people who pays for the patreon shit, there might be a lot of stuff in this episode that are just repeats of the patreon episodes . But for those who don't, it's not that bad.
Poob's jorts and boots was worth the watch alone
Star Wars Ep. 6 was also filmed in Fern Canyon. The forest world with the Ewoks
Mouse banging a mouse.. nice one poob
Really liked Bryan’s input good job
Anyone else notice that Poob has already told the fattie cave story on the podcast before
I see Bryan got the MAID treatment
2:03:03 has to be the very first time I've ever seen sam be self aware of the shit he says
I would like to see if Bryan and poob could do it tbh
I am shocked by how respectable Sam looks
Lmao @12:55, I replied to Sam’s tweet with a green text and I’m pretty sure that’s what he’s referencing about taking a loan out
Dr. Mantis toboggan was on poobs plane and you can't tell me otherwise
1:39:34 Sorry but it'd be really hard for me to not ask for a picture at least. Been watching this podcast too long to miss out on an opportunity like that.
Free viewers are the rats of Sam's fan base.
2:07:22 Correction: Most of the world use Days/Months/Years system. It's the americans that are "those people that switch the days with the months"
Blood Meridian, good book. You should read Book of the New Sun when you finish that.
The difference between this episode and the solo Bryan one when poob was in France is staggering 😂😂😂
Sam is the type of guy to bring dynamite when he goes caving.
Poob has literally devolved into a 2006 hipster.
42:10 Chuck callback. crazy to think he plays shazam now
Fern valley was closed last time I was there
Damn i was mere miles away from the great Sam up in Patricks point. no wonder it smelt like vienna sausages there.