Zeithri haha, thanks! That's what I always name my character when playing Elder Scrolls games. My name is Joe, and Skooma is the best... Whoever said Skooma is bad for Khajiit, was clearly not Khajiit on Skooma...
I swear there was an episode where someone said a fat joke to Jax, and he threw a tantrum and left. When they see him next, he admits he was bullied as a kid for being big, they apologise and make up. That's it. Must have been to make the show relatable? or maybe a secret backstory to Jax??
CreepsMcPasta This is the only episode I remember.Mortal Kombat will always live in my heart as the story of a bullied fat kid that grew to have metal arms.
CreepsMcPasta Could you imagine playing the game and while Jax of beating some guy to death he has a flashback to him in primary school and he is all chubby, then it cuts back to Jax and he has a single tear in his eye
Metal good evening ma'am, may I take your order? Sonya: KOMBAT TIIIIIIIIIME! Certainly. Excuse me, while I go out the back door and shoot myself in the head.
@@megamonster3538 Dude Jax is Special forces and he can still kick ass without his metal arms, heck even phelous made a few jokes about it in his reviews. Lol
Jared missed, at least IMO, the worst part of the show. All the characters were massive passive aggressive pissy assholes to each other. It made all of them massive unlikable.
You thought it was teamwork and camraderie that kept this team together? Haha, you fool it was mutual hatred and desire to spite each other all along that sustained them!
Seriously, "You can even hear the letter "K" when she screams it" is possibly the funniest thing Jared's written. That broke me for several minutes. So fucking good.
@@tafua_a Jared clearly meant that they made Jax into a horrible black person stereotype, only because Jax is black. Just like other shows that badly stereotype other cultures.
+Nick Cardona It's funny how you mention that he's MKX instead of saying that he's a character in the MK series. Kenshi did appear in MKDA, MKD, MKA, and MK9. :P
YES. Do the Donkey Kong Country TV series. Shower us with coconut cream pies. Appease our dong expansions. You know you want to Jared, you can't deny that our love is stronger than a golden banana.
Wait, Stryker is a by-the-books cop? Isn't his whole character a hyperbolic jab at police brutality? Am I missing something? I never got too onto the lore, but I could've sworn this was the case.
+Zacc still makes me laugh at the thought of someone thinking "know what would be good for kids? that game where people rip each others skeletons out through their noses."
Just like in Ninja Turtles. Living enemies always got off without so much as a scratch, but when it came to fighting foot soldiers the Turtles were free to be as brutal as they wanted.
I remember watching the Arabic dub for this show. It was modrately well-received, since Mortal Kombat is an exceptionally popular franchise in the Middle East. Also, the Arabic voice actors were VERY GOOD in the dub, one of a few times in history in which a cartoon series had a better dubbed version than the original. However, it was heavily edited. They added music from other franchises (and made their own) and they changed much of the dialogue, like making sub-zero more of an anti-hero who redeems himself later on. The guys who worked on translating the series into Arabic were clearly very passionate about the project. Unfortunately, they did not realize that the second season was never going to happen, so all that effort got wasted :P
Seth Kiparis Compared to Grass Simulator (an actual game on Steam), I'd say Decapitation Simulator would at least have some gameplay and/or combat. The bar has been set so low that anything counts as a game nowadays. smh Don't worry about the Arabs though. My people need to learn to take a joke :) Besides, with SJW roaming the lands, we gotta push back, eh? :P
KrimsonVagus Watched some of your videos, your English is well. You don't sound so Arabic (or at least I hear so). Yes, same for art, two connected pipes make a art piece. And I agree, the Arabs and in general people that follow Islam should have a thicker skin and more sense of humor.
KrimsonVagus Ancient Babylonia, (Iraq/Baghdad), is the reason modern civilization exists. I'm sure the rest of the world would have done just fine without laws, concept of time, math, written language, and so on. Our people aren't that savage, give your own race some credit. Lol xD And I did see the Arabic dub but I could never understand it. English is my first language, Arabic is my second.
Buffalo Ruffalo My "race" as you call them take credit for their many contributions in ancient times. But the same can not be said in modern times. Furthermore, the Ancient Babylonians were not Arabs. My Arab ancestors simply inherited the land after the Babylonians and Assyrians were driven out through previous conquests (including Islamic expansion). However, if by "race" you mean Semitic, then yes Semitic peoples (including Babylonians, Jews and Arabs etc...) have made exceptional contributions throughout history. Anyways no one was denying our heritage. I am just frustrated with my people taking themselves way too seriously sometimes and often easily getting manipulated because of this.
+Isaac sussman Dare I even say, it might have been pretty good and watchable (Just take away all the problems surrounding the Mk 90's animated series and put some in something resembling effort and beautiful creativity! It shouldn't be that hard to do if so)! It's just a shame will never see an actual Adult MK cartoon like that in the near future in the near (Please somebody, reboot a few of these video game cartoons and make them wonderful for Heaven's sake)!
Quan Chi responding to his snake staff being broken with an elongated dad groan while completely stone-faced is one of my favorite things I've seen on this channel.
*Jax to Stryker*: "Affirmative action." *Stryker to Jax*: "Ah- oh. Oooooh. Because she's... a... woman...?" *Jax to Stryker*: "She's from Detroit." *Stryker to Jax*: "Oh. I just assumed..." *Jax to Stryker*: "I know. (turns to camera) And assumptions like that can be hurtful. Now, with Stryker's help, we're going to learn about cultural sensitivity." *show becomes a PSA series*
Kombat Time ?! why would a cartoon based on Mortal Kombat need any other catchphrase besides: MMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLL KOOOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mortal Kombat for kids... lol Imagine a GTA cartoon targeted at kids today. Because that makes sense. Let's make all M rated games into cartoon targeted at kids.
Maybe they should have gone to Animes, instead of those regular old cartoons. The Anime department seems to be doing good with action lately. Example, Attack on Titan. It shouldn't been aimed at kids. It should have been aimed at teens or young adults, at least. That could have made the Kartoons somewhat better. You'd still have to deal with crappy animations, and maybe mediocre music.
This show feels like an absolute waste of Clancy Brown (don't think I didin't hear you in there, Raiden) and Ron Perlman. The thing is, a serialized Mortal Kombat series COULD work. Mortal Kombat Legacy had great atmosphere and focused heavily on backstory and lore, but was pretty light on the actual violence, and it still worked really well...well, a least as well as the original movie. I think to really sell a Mortal Kombat series, it would have to be animesque. The Netflix Castlevania (which is NOT an anime, to my continuing surprise) has proven that American audiences can handle bloody, over-the-top violence in cartoons, and I'm hoping this means American adult animation will progress past Simpsons clones that overstay their welcome. One thing I DO hope any future shows keep, however, is a focus on character and story. We've got the games for gameplay. Give us some good actors/voice actors, particularly for roles that demand pathos, like Kitana and Mileena, or Johnny Cage, or Sonya, but ESPECIALLY give us a Liu Kang who can convey his personality. Dude's basically supposed to be a devout warrior monk, like Tripitaka from Journey to the West except he actually kicks ass, and we've SEEN warrior monks with loads of personality. Even making him a Samurai Jack ripoff would be *something* .
I'd love to see a bunch of people on the board of directors for some organization having a meeting, when all of a sudden, one of them just--"KOMBAT TIME!"
The production company for this series, Threshold Entertainment, apparently had a part in both Mortal Kombat films, as well as Foodfight. Everything makes a bit more sense…
There's a hair on my screen that makes it look like Jared has a really radical facial scar. It...reminds me of my uncle Scar. I miss him. We haven't spoken since I got my dad killed in the gorge and he told me to run away and never return.
one thing I found weird about this cartoon was that they had the ninjas take off there makes (Rain , Ermac, etc.) and show their faces (and for whatever reason they also showed Kabals disfigured face as well) I'd bet good money that if they had Mileena on you'd see her jars teeth within 5 mins of the start of the episode.
You think the MK cartoon was bad? Try watching the Darkstalkers cartoon. Not even kidding, there was a Darkstalkers cartoon and it sucked in all categories.
The darkstalkers cartoon was pretty godawful lol The creators of the show had no idea how the actual characters are in the game not to mention made it extremely cheesy
+Gentlemenhugs Lol, yeah. But the Avengers one-liners were awesome and the movie didn't take itself seriously anyway. It really helped the comic book feel.
It's a DAMN SHAME that Sonya Blade was the ditz and the annoying one in this show, because modern Sonya is my favorite character in the games. What a disservice to a wonderful character!
@Stefano Pavone well i think you didn't play 11 yet but it was hinted out that they might get back together .......but..........they killed her off and bought back her younger self
@@Gagemcninja Did I beg? No. I don't want approval. But there's no way to put a poll in the comments section. Heck, UA-cam removed polls all together. So I use what's available. Maybe don't judge people who simply want to ask others opinions in the simplest way possible. And, if you don't like these kinds of comments, ignore them.
@@AtlasBlizzard I have a love-hate relationship with that show, and even forced my best friend to watch the Legend of Zelda episode with me (Potion of Power) so I could rant about it to him.
+Anise TheGamingWorm Give it time, he never said when he's going to cover it, only that he will. It might be his next video, or one a year from now. He'll do it when he feels like it.
The best part of this show was Ron Perlman as Stryker, mainly because He’s Ron Perlman. Even when he’s in bad movies and shows, he still gives a solid performance.
+notbobby125 What's funnier about this whole thing is that Clancy Brown was also The Kurgan in the first Highlander movie, which also has Christopher Lamert, who was Raiden in the first movie.
ori zach Not necessarily if it said "Fred Fucks" it would 100% be a reference. Fred Fuchs it a real person. I'm 90% sure it is an AVGN reference, but you never know.
"Maintain your current position! It's strategically wrong to-" "KOMBAT TIME!" I laughed so hard at that.
Skooma Joe I'm happy that so much dumbness doesn't exist in the real world... oh, wait, there is always 'murica.
Skooma Joe I lost it too! XD
Skooma Joe
"Skooma Joe"? That sounds like a name from Punch Out.
.. And it's awesome x3
Zeithri haha, thanks! That's what I always name my character when playing Elder Scrolls games. My name is Joe, and Skooma is the best... Whoever said Skooma is bad for Khajiit, was clearly not Khajiit on Skooma...
Skooma Joe
Moonsugar Khajiit has, if you got coin.
"maintain your position! Is strategically wrong to..."
"KOMBAT TIME!!!!"
Lost my shit there.
fuegosonic93 Do you know what time is it?
when she said that I instinctively reached for a knife. I so wanted to pull Goro's crush-head-into-torso Fatality from MKX
So did I.
***** xD
fuegosonic93 lol same
I swear there was an episode where someone said a fat joke to Jax, and he threw a tantrum and left. When they see him next, he admits he was bullied as a kid for being big, they apologise and make up. That's it.
Must have been to make the show relatable? or maybe a secret backstory to Jax??
CreepsMcPasta This is the only episode I remember.Mortal Kombat will always live in my heart as the story of a bullied fat kid that grew to have metal arms.
CreepsMcPasta Could you imagine playing the game and while Jax of beating some guy to death he has a flashback to him in primary school and he is all chubby, then it cuts back to Jax and he has a single tear in his eye
CreepsMcPasta I think that's actually canon.
CreepsMcPasta I remember Matt and Pat talking about that once on TwoBestFriendsPlay. Don't remember which one, though.
Son of Tiamat (formerly known as tiakpark) on ther mortal kombat 9 machinima episode.
Police: Hands up and don't make any sudden movements, or we will open fi-
Sonya: KOMBAT TIME!!
*Then Sonya gets shot and dies*
15 times and got sniped in the head the floor flows red with her blood
her last words that are also written on her grave "KOMBAT TIME"
in heaven god says hi she says KOMBAT TIME
Then activists groups pop up that claim that Sonya was shot because she was a woman.
I guess you could say that was...
Police BRUTALITY.
YEAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Maintain your current position! It's strategically wrong to taKOOMBAAAAT TIIIME!!!!
Metal I understand. I'm ready to blow myself.
Metal good evening ma'am, may I take your order?
Sonya: KOMBAT TIIIIIIIIIME!
Certainly. Excuse me, while I go out the back door and shoot myself in the head.
Metal The original Leeroy Jenkins.
Metal LOL so awesome
Metal That line made her sound like a cavewoman yelling "I SMASH!"
So Sonya Blade was the 90's Leeroy Jenkins?
+Maverickslayer744 At least Leeroy's battle cry sounds quite charming and heroic.
+Raven Knight Vincent agreed.
+MrMustache I am having a lot of fun screaming "SONYAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BUH-LAAAAAAAYYYYYYDE" in my head...
+JDLupus same or whisper yelling it
sonyaaaaaa.... buhlaaaaaaayed.........
Old dude: It's dangerous to go alone, ta-
Sonya: kOMBAT TIME
Moblin: It's a secret to ever...
Sonya: kOMBAT TIME!
Liu Kang: Hey, Sonya, what time is it?
Sonya: (checks watch) Three forty-five.
(everyone stares at her)
Sonya: What?
XDDD
+MitchQuadrupleTree
Sans: You're gonna have a ba-
Sonya: kOMBAT TIME
IS LIKE LEROY JENKINS BUT LAMER
I can't believe you didn't mention the episode that revolves around jax being sad that he was fat as a kid.
Ohboy
Or the Episode where he thinks he's frickin useless without his metal arms. Lol
@@InvestedGman he kinda is lol, no arms is a little bit of a downside.
@@megamonster3538 Dude Jax is Special forces and he can still kick ass without his metal arms, heck even phelous made a few jokes about it in his reviews. Lol
@@InvestedGman I'm talking like if he had no arms at all, it's pretty hard to do alot of stuff without arms.
Jared missed, at least IMO, the worst part of the show.
All the characters were massive passive aggressive pissy assholes to each other. It made all of them massive unlikable.
Of course.
You thought it was teamwork and camraderie that kept this team together? Haha, you fool it was mutual hatred and desire to spite each other all along that sustained them!
Just like in the games
@@gothicglypso5197 Not really!
@@majorfanboy2005 Have you played MKX or 11?
Seriously, "You can even hear the letter "K" when she screams it" is possibly the funniest thing Jared's written. That broke me for several minutes. So fucking good.
I always felt every K in the Mortal Kombat kanon you can hear the K in the pronunciation
Jax is black is funny one
Stryker: maintain your current position, it's strategically wrong to...
Sonya: *idiotically runs into danger* KOMBAT TIME!!!!!!!!!!!
LEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSSS
+scorpionbutt101 Oh my god he just ran in.
Don't Bother Me
Save him!!! Oh jeez, stick to the plan!!
+scorpionbutt101 yup......this pretty much describes the internet.....
Your entire party was killed because of a dumbass.
Video Game Mortal Kombat Scorpion: GET OVER HERE!!!
Cartoon Mortal Kombat Kombat Scorpion: GET...over here.
Cartoon Mortal Kombat Sonya Blade: KOMBAT TIME!!!
But shit I'm Bobby with the tool.
K o m b a t T i m e
Reason Scorpion said his famous "GET OVER HERE!!" line was because he was played by Ron Pearlman, who also played Stryker
@@ChaseMC215 well, even if Ed Boon couldn't act, at least his "Get over here!" would have been on point
Sonya, wait! That's a pool of poison!
KOMBAT TIME
And there are piranhas in i-
Kombat Time!
+MySnakeisSolidus Sonya, it's Kombat time!
KOMB... bitch -_-
Maljinwo KOMBAT TIME
Maljinwo Kaneda:Sonya, Wait! Tetsuo's transformation wi-
Sonya:KOMBAT TIME!
how sad is it that people in the military (in fiction) are often the most stupid of the whole world?
I watch this every month and I almost die laughing every time he says..
"Jax?... Well Jax is.. black."
For many American creators apparently things like "black", "Asian", "Italian" and "Mexican" are personality traits!
Not gonna lie He said " Jax..", I said "Is black", he says "... is black." I died laughing ! KEK
@@tafua_a Jared clearly meant that they made Jax into a horrible black person stereotype, only because Jax is black. Just like other shows that badly stereotype other cultures.
Jack Black!? Where?
@@Konradix05 that was his point :3
To their credit, this is the scariest looking incarnation of Quan Chi I've ever seen.
I know right? Its scary that they thought he wasnt stupid.
And the doofiest at the same time
Kenshi: Hanzo, no! You've earned great trust for the Shirai-Ryu. Do not squander it on a witheri-
Scorpion: IT'S KOMBAT TIME
That was on point.
Thank you.
LOL xD
He's in Mortal Kombat X. He's the blind telekinetic swordsman.
+Nick Cardona It's funny how you mention that he's MKX instead of saying that he's a character in the MK series. Kenshi did appear in MKDA, MKD, MKA, and MK9. :P
+tommy Mortal Kombat Deadly Alliance, Mortal Kombat Deception & Mortal Kombat Armageddon.
MK9 is still MK9.
The movie already looks like it was made by those animated christian productions.
SuperWiiBros08 Examples?
@@HarunoMaxwell6115 that one movie with the glublogangalab and gaifers pond
Christian Solano Ohhh... Gaifer's Pond? That horror?
@@HarunoMaxwell6115 yeh
YES. Do the Donkey Kong Country TV series. Shower us with coconut cream pies. Appease our dong expansions. You know you want to Jared, you can't deny that our love is stronger than a golden banana.
Hanna slamma
I meant bannana
Dongkey Schlong he is gonna talk about bluster kong that´s for sure
BUT HE BETTER TALK ABOUT LEO LUSTER
Dongkey Schlong best episode was where dk was accused of statutory rape. not even joking.
Dongkey Schlong that cartoon was horrible, worse thing i hated was god dam singing like stfu did nintendo hire Disney make every episode dear lord.
Nightwolf seems like the last person who should be the techy. It's like making Leonardo the techy.
It was either that or stereotype.
More like making Raphael the techy-guy.
@@fightingmedialounge519 yeah it would have been that or he would have been the super spiritual one
Wait, Stryker is a by-the-books cop? Isn't his whole character a hyperbolic jab at police brutality? Am I missing something? I never got too onto the lore, but I could've sworn this was the case.
Yeah but because it's for kids... They get more the by the book cop character than the one who would beat jax
+Zacc still makes me laugh at the thought of someone thinking "know what would be good for kids? that game where people rip each others skeletons out through their noses."
One of his lines in MK9 is "Police brutality coming right up!"
The Playa Sheep Union KOMBAT TIME
ultimateninjaboi KOMBAT TIME
*infiltrating a military base*
Stryker: if anyone makes any sudden noise-
Sonya: *KOMBAT TIME!!!*
Stryker: goddammit Sonya
Leeeeeroy JENKINS
32.33, repeating of course
She's like a fallout new vegas companion
Whatever you, don’t sing darude sandst-
Sonya was Leeroy Jenkins before Leeroy Jenkins.
If they stuck to fighting cyborgs only, they could have used their fatality moves.
Just like in Ninja Turtles. Living enemies always got off without so much as a scratch, but when it came to fighting foot soldiers the Turtles were free to be as brutal as they wanted.
That's pretty much how the Transformers shows were allowed to be brutal.
Sonya orders a coffee with whipped cream at Starbucks.
Starbucks worker,"I'm sorry but we don't have any whipped cream."
Sonya,"Kombat time!"
MOOOOORTALLLL KOMBAAAAT!
*****
*MORTAL ZUBAAAT!!!*
Kombat Time!
Fifth replied! I love your videos!
***** Test your might.
"Marky Mark" Markus Gaming i am the chosen one.
I remember watching the Arabic dub for this show. It was modrately well-received, since Mortal Kombat is an exceptionally popular franchise in the Middle East. Also, the Arabic voice actors were VERY GOOD in the dub, one of a few times in history in which a cartoon series had a better dubbed version than the original.
However, it was heavily edited. They added music from other franchises (and made their own) and they changed much of the dialogue, like making sub-zero more of an anti-hero who redeems himself later on. The guys who worked on translating the series into Arabic were clearly very passionate about the project. Unfortunately, they did not realize that the second season was never going to happen, so all that effort got wasted :P
CainBitterman Well, let's put it this way: Whoever makes a Decapitation Simulator on Steam is guaranteed a considerable market share here LOL
Seth Kiparis Compared to Grass Simulator (an actual game on Steam), I'd say Decapitation Simulator would at least have some gameplay and/or combat.
The bar has been set so low that anything counts as a game nowadays. smh
Don't worry about the Arabs though. My people need to learn to take a joke :)
Besides, with SJW roaming the lands, we gotta push back, eh? :P
KrimsonVagus Watched some of your videos, your English is well. You don't sound so Arabic (or at least I hear so).
Yes, same for art, two connected pipes make a art piece.
And I agree, the Arabs and in general people that follow Islam should have a thicker skin and more sense of humor.
KrimsonVagus Ancient Babylonia, (Iraq/Baghdad), is the reason modern civilization exists. I'm sure the rest of the world would have done just fine without laws, concept of time, math, written language, and so on. Our people aren't that savage, give your own race some credit. Lol xD
And I did see the Arabic dub but I could never understand it. English is my first language, Arabic is my second.
Buffalo Ruffalo My "race" as you call them take credit for their many contributions in ancient times. But the same can not be said in modern times. Furthermore, the Ancient Babylonians were not Arabs. My Arab ancestors simply inherited the land after the Babylonians and Assyrians were driven out through previous conquests (including Islamic expansion).
However, if by "race" you mean Semitic, then yes Semitic peoples (including Babylonians, Jews and Arabs etc...) have made exceptional contributions throughout history.
Anyways no one was denying our heritage. I am just frustrated with my people taking themselves way too seriously sometimes and often easily getting manipulated because of this.
Okay, but that wolf actually IS super cute.
He is a goodboy.
I'm so glad I'm not the only one thinking this.
I think that if they had made the tv show more adult oriented in the same vein as the Spawn tv series it would have been more successful,
Exactly
+Isaac sussman Dare I even say, it might have been pretty good and watchable (Just take away all the problems surrounding the Mk 90's animated series and put some in something resembling effort and beautiful creativity! It shouldn't be that hard to do if so)!
It's just a shame will never see an actual Adult MK cartoon like that in the near future in the near (Please somebody, reboot a few of these video game cartoons and make them wonderful for Heaven's sake)!
I'd like to tell to that there's an adult Mortal Kombat cart-
Sonya: KOMBAT TIME!
This tv show still shouldn’t be called Mortal Kombat without fatalities
And if Jared hadn’t cheated on his wife, he’d have been more successful.
5:02
No no, you mean "SUB-ZERO" substance to it.
+darkmindedsith ZERO SUBstance. it works better that SUB-ZERO substance. :/
+Boocraft 999 or SUB-ZERO stance (?)
Sub-Zero, as in, Negitive SUB-stance
+darkmindedsith More like MYTHOLOGIES
avgn reference?
The quick "mah boi" part killed me.
When?
@@junichiroyamashita 1:58
Quan Chi responding to his snake staff being broken with an elongated dad groan while completely stone-faced is one of my favorite things I've seen on this channel.
Then dude sees his gemstone get demolished and goes full blown looney tunes with his face, probably the only time I'll ever like Quan Chi lmao
Sonya! you are surrounded by blades on all sides and angles, making it impossible to move or fight-
"KOMBAT TIME!"
*dies*
*Stryker to Jax*
"Tell me again why she was allowed into the military"
*Jax to Stryker*:
"Affirmative action."
*Stryker to Jax*:
"Ah- oh. Oooooh. Because she's... a... woman...?"
*Jax to Stryker*:
"She's from Detroit."
*Stryker to Jax*:
"Oh. I just assumed..."
*Jax to Stryker*:
"I know. (turns to camera) And assumptions like that can be hurtful. Now, with Stryker's help, we're going to learn about cultural sensitivity."
*show becomes a PSA series*
HellChuggapri1
I'd watch it XD
Police: This is the police we have you surrounded come out with your hands...
Sonya Blade: KOMBAT TIME
Noah Schmid
"LOOK OUT SHE'S GOT A POLICE BADGE"
*Sonya dies
When sonya said "it's kombatin time" I became emotional and kombatted all over the place. Truely one of the moments in Mortal Kombat history.
Kombat Time ?!
why would a cartoon based on Mortal Kombat need any other catchphrase besides:
MMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLL KOOOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Doo doo doo dedede doo doo doo dedede doo doo doo dedooda Mowtal Kombaaaaaaat
Da da da bum bah bum bum bum buh da bum bum bum
No why would they need that when they have this:GET OVER HEREE!!!
No why would they need that when they have this:GET OVER HEREE!!!
+ColetheAero Is that a hidden aventure time inspiration??????????
Liu Kang’s personality is that he has none.
So same as usual?
Mortal Kombat characters have no personality, at all. Except anyone with Cage as their last name.
@@handlessuck589 yeah, sure
Sonya Blade's personality in Defenders of the Realm would've fit Johnny Cage much better.
Well that and the whole egotistical movie star thing he's got going but yes.
He was too busy perpetually strutting backwards
But if this is MK3, then he's probably dead.
KOMBAT TIME!!! -Sonya Blade.
After that she tripped and fell in a meat grinder.
+TheLohmanGames That sounds like a nice thing to put in a MK game if it has QTEs to fail.
Oops
and then MKX gives us QTE sections that give no consequences other than a different scene if done incorrectly
Morphing time!
FATALITY!
"Please miss, our hospital is critically under staffed, we need to-" "KOMBAT TIME!" *beats up cancer patient*
How to pin comment on someone else's channel
Harry Siddall lmao
I died of laughing
"So it turns out I can't fight cancer, but I did find a man WITH cancer!"
Whats next? Call of Duty the animated movie?
Oh please no...
The campaign thing is a movie but with you controlling it
Ben Maddox A CoD movie would be the most pointless waste of time and money for both the viewers, and producers.
Tha catchphrase should be: "The numbers, Mason. What do they mean?"
manuel castillo No choose a worse quote from one of the games.
"Remember, no Russian?"
-Black hole Sun, won't you c-
- _KOMBAT TIME_ !!!
And wash away the r-*KOMBAT TIME!*
Lol
Mortal Kombat for kids... lol Imagine a GTA cartoon targeted at kids today. Because that makes sense. Let's make all M rated games into cartoon targeted at kids.
we also need a CoD cartoon targeted for da kids.
really. tho. it wouldnt hurt if they made one. kids already play CoD anyway
Dude the mortal Kombat series is the reason the esrb exists, who knows what they'll come up with
Im A Cat Meow Meow Because parents these days are shit.
TalesOfGamerz Batman the Animated series almost felt like GTA.
***** I thought it was Night Stalker.
Rest in peace, Luke Perry..
(1966-2019)
Rest in piece propeen
@@uzi_the_drone KOMBAT TIME!
@@uzi_the_drone *Komment.
I didn't even know that Mortal Kombat Kartoons existed....
Actually robocop and the toxic avenger also got weird cartoons.
willie weasel hahahaha the toxic avenger movies are amazing
Haedox U said the same thing with TFG on Jwittz's video. lol
Superpokemaster That's because both are true XD. I have never heard of either
Maybe they should have gone to Animes, instead of those regular old cartoons. The Anime department seems to be doing good with action lately. Example, Attack on Titan. It shouldn't been aimed at kids. It should have been aimed at teens or young adults, at least. That could have made the Kartoons somewhat better. You'd still have to deal with crappy animations, and maybe mediocre music.
Halfway through my projared marathon good luck to anyone else who got this far I’m also playing rpgs while watching this so it’s fun
6:02 Jax: Good timing, Raiden. The fights over, girlfriend.Raiden: U Wot M8?
This show feels like an absolute waste of Clancy Brown (don't think I didin't hear you in there, Raiden) and Ron Perlman.
The thing is, a serialized Mortal Kombat series COULD work. Mortal Kombat Legacy had great atmosphere and focused heavily on backstory and lore, but was pretty light on the actual violence, and it still worked really well...well, a least as well as the original movie.
I think to really sell a Mortal Kombat series, it would have to be animesque. The Netflix Castlevania (which is NOT an anime, to my continuing surprise) has proven that American audiences can handle bloody, over-the-top violence in cartoons, and I'm hoping this means American adult animation will progress past Simpsons clones that overstay their welcome.
One thing I DO hope any future shows keep, however, is a focus on character and story. We've got the games for gameplay. Give us some good actors/voice actors, particularly for roles that demand pathos, like Kitana and Mileena, or Johnny Cage, or Sonya, but ESPECIALLY give us a Liu Kang who can convey his personality. Dude's basically supposed to be a devout warrior monk, like Tripitaka from Journey to the West except he actually kicks ass, and we've SEEN warrior monks with loads of personality. Even making him a Samurai Jack ripoff would be *something* .
I'd love to see a bunch of people on the board of directors for some organization having a meeting, when all of a sudden, one of them just--"KOMBAT TIME!"
Then he jumps onto the big conference table brandishing nunchucks.
"Zero Substance"
Do you mean: "Sub Zerostance"
Funny
Sonya Blade is the true Leeroy Jenkins of Mortal Kombat.
They brought back Kiba in MK11. She is Nightwolf's spirit.
Still awesome that they did that.
Joey LaFrond I love MK11
"Liu Kang's personality is that he has none"
At least that part is faithful to the games.
Imagine being at home with a friend when a woman breaks in and starts beating you guys up as soon as you ask her why? She screams
*KOMBAT TIME!!*
Directed by man who gave us Food Fight.
Wait...really?
+AWildAdventurerAppeared UA-cam vids and such Well, not directed, but Larry Kasenov (sp) and his company were involved in both.
+fightingleaf Ah. Can't entirely say it's surprising.
Andy Singnore?
Kombat time? That was her catch phrase? That's so stupid it hurts to think those words.
+Ryan Geoghagan She needs some pure lion awesome to help out.
+Ryan Geoghagan I think you mean...katch phrase.
+Ryan Geoghagan "Just who the hell do you think I am!?!" Is way better am I right?
Drakelsrd Much better.
KOMBAT TIME!!!
[insert Kombat Time joke here]
K-K-K-KOMBAT TIME!
Thank you
+stride99 K-K-K-Kombat Breaker
Ultra ultra ultra Kombat Kombat Kombat!!!!!!!!!
Break me off a piece of that KOM-BAT TIME!
You should totally do Jackie Chan Adventures.
KaraoYoshi That show was awesome
Bad day bad day bad day!
KaraoYoshi JACKEEEEEEE! Ai-yah!
One MOOOOOOOOooore thing!
KaraoYoshi I also thought that when I saw this
There couldnt be a better rating for this hot trash of a cartoon series. I even said, "OUCH." out loud. Bravo ProJared. Great vid.
The 3D renders of animation still aren't as bad as Foodfight!'s.
Gnarbro TaKa i know what you are going for, but i have to disagree. at least mouths close in food fight.
Gnarbro TaKa For a second I thought it _was_ Foodfight!
Gnarbro TaKa KOMBAT TIME!!!!!
Jorsey Burden Takeshi? Wha-what are you doing here buddy? Gonna make another challenge?
Greed Ling Yeah, to KOMBAT!!
Hey Sonya, do you have the time....?
*KOMBAT TIME*
+DutNut Seastar *shoots Sonya* Shut. Up.
+DutNut Seastar hey DICKS!
someone...
"look at the time" meme template...do this...now...
KOMBAT TIIME
Ah wow, Jared got to both of the things he said he'd talk about. Nice job Jared.
It took me so long to realize your weird scoring system; now, looking back on previous episodes, I kinda find it really clever.
The production company for this series, Threshold Entertainment, apparently had a part in both Mortal Kombat films, as well as Foodfight.
Everything makes a bit more sense…
Rewatching this in 2019. Rip Luke Perry
He will be missed.
There's a hair on my screen that makes it look like Jared has a really radical facial scar. It...reminds me of my uncle Scar. I miss him. We haven't spoken since I got my dad killed in the gorge and he told me to run away and never return.
KOMBAT TIME
Don't worry Simba. One day I have a feeling you'll return to your land and take your rightful place as King!
This really confused me until I saw your profile
Oh... That happened to you? Well maybe we should put you out of your misery.
KOMBAT TIME
I mean... I like the artstyle?
I have to agree. In the end, the animation just falls apart in how it is assembled- it is just way too choppy.
+paul duncan Makes me think of Project Zeta.
one thing I found weird about this cartoon was that they had the ninjas take off there makes (Rain , Ermac, etc.) and show their faces (and for whatever reason they also showed Kabals disfigured face as well) I'd bet good money that if they had Mileena on you'd see her jars teeth within 5 mins of the start of the episode.
but there's no titties
paul duncan are you high?!?
You think the MK cartoon was bad? Try watching the Darkstalkers cartoon. Not even kidding, there was a Darkstalkers cartoon and it sucked in all categories.
Oh yeah that shit was bad the anime was better.
The darkstalkers cartoon was pretty godawful lol The creators of the show had no idea how the actual characters are in the game not to mention made it extremely cheesy
SkitteringCow Oh I know all about the Darkstalkers cartoon...
SkitteringCow You really think ProJared didn't know about another shitty cartoon, he knows about everything shitty from what I've noticed. lol
I'm sorry for reminding you, Jared. No one should have to watch that atrocity.
MORE DULL KOMBAT!
Characters spout one-liners until the runtime minimum is hit. So... The Avengers?
SHOTS FIRED
+Gentlemenhugs I"m surprised this comment didnt start a salty explosion of "LOL SO GEEK I LIKE SUPER HEROES BASIMGA" kids butthurt
PunkLobo Indeed. I'm glad people can be mature on the internet for once.... or maybe no one read it in the first place.
I guess they didnt see. Finding someone mature on intenet (alas, on youtube comment section) is like finding a strand of hair growing on an egg
+Gentlemenhugs Lol, yeah. But the Avengers one-liners were awesome and the movie didn't take itself seriously anyway. It really helped the comic book feel.
"Rest in piece! Or should I say... ABARBOBOBOAOBAOBOAABABA"
So where's the rip?
*smashes keyboard*
TheTrueChuster My life is a complex pastiche
By all the powers of evil, I will not HAVE MY REVENGE until I HAVE MY rest.
TheTrueChuster What the hell are you guys all on about?
Like Sonic, there was a time where Mortal Kombat got really weird.
It's a DAMN SHAME that Sonya Blade was the ditz and the annoying one in this show, because modern Sonya is my favorite character in the games. What a disservice to a wonderful character!
Not as weird as Nightwolf being a tech nerd in the world of kids cartoons needing to be as cliché as possible so kids can grasp what's going on.
i liked her in MK9, but in MKX she just seems like a jerk
@Stefano Pavone well i think you didn't play 11 yet but it was hinted out that they might get back together .......but..........they killed her off and bought back her younger self
Who else wants Jared to review Captain N?
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Don’t beg for likes
@@Gagemcninja
Did I beg? No. I don't want approval. But there's no way to put a poll in the comments section. Heck, UA-cam removed polls all together. So I use what's available.
Maybe don't judge people who simply want to ask others opinions in the simplest way possible. And, if you don't like these kinds of comments, ignore them.
I really want him to review that. Man, what a hilarious trainwreck that show was.
The GameMaster needs it.
@@AtlasBlizzard I have a love-hate relationship with that show, and even forced my best friend to watch the Legend of Zelda episode with me (Potion of Power) so I could rant about it to him.
Mortal Kombat: Kids. Robocop: Kids. South Park: Kids.
Pokemon: Adults. My Little Pony: Adults. Adventure Time: Adults.
Call of Duty: A violent game with blood that is based on WW2, more appealed to kids
MLP: Clearly a show for little girls, beloved by basement dwellers
Clancy Raiden is a lot more fun than I thought he'd be. XD
So Sonya is basically Liroy Jankins...
KOMBATTTTTTTTTTTT JENKINS!
Thank you. You made my day!
I fucking love you
OMG SHE JUST RUN IN
ALRIGHT, TIME'S UP LET'S DO THIS
I died when I saw the "Kombat Time" montage
9:50 the exact same voice clip played twice
God I remember my mom renting the Animated Mortal Kombat VHS. Johnny Cage walking backwards sticks with me to this day.
So ProJarred, how's that DK episode coming along?
+Christian Neihart It has been four months since he said he would cover it...
+Anise TheGamingWorm Give it time, he never said when he's going to cover it, only that he will. It might be his next video, or one a year from now. He'll do it when he feels like it.
Ultimate Doginator You win the internet
+Christian Neihart normalboots.com/video/donkey-kong-country-cartoon-projared/
He finally did it
+Christian Neihart EXPAND DONG
"Jax is black."Well stop the fucking presses!
I thought he was chrome.
+Ichigo Kurosaki As in, sterotypically yo s'up bruh black
+Ichigo Kurosaki As in, sterotypically yo s'up bruh black
+MissingNO 000 as in he had to type that comment twice
Blame my phone
We need an old striker that's voiced by Ron Pearlman.
9:48 Liu Kang is a bird confirmed
the now reboots and game cartoons are cash grabs for toys for ignorant parents the say "hey my kid watches that!"
there was a mortal kombat live action tv show about kung lao... nobody ever talks about it...
i think it was inspired by connan or something
Sonya Blade: KOMBAT TIME!!!!
Penny: But, are you Kombat ready???
The best part of this show was Ron Perlman as Stryker, mainly because He’s Ron Perlman. Even when he’s in bad movies and shows, he still gives a solid performance.
12:01
He looks like the Joker in this shot.
4:01
Wait, is that the DCAU's voice of Lex Luther?
+notbobby125 And Mr. Krabs. I'm dead serious.
+notbobby125 Wow how did I miss Clancy Brown?
+notbobby125 What's funnier about this whole thing is that Clancy Brown was also The Kurgan in the first Highlander movie, which also has Christopher Lamert, who was Raiden in the first movie.
notbobby125 Dr Neo Cortex, as well!
I’ve watched every single one of your pro Jared videos and I hope you continue to make them they are so entertaining
"Mah boy" I love this quote so much
I agree
Tyler Chenoweth mah boy
It's from the CDI Zelda games
*johny cage strutting backwards intensifies*
"I Under Stand.....Iv Been Ready To Blow My Selfe"
Yes Son,Make Your Father Proud ;););)
I remember this coming after Street Fighter. It was the USA Action Extreme team. Will you ever do the Street Fighter cartoon.
I always thought I was remembering wrong, like it was a fever dream. Glad to see someone else still wakes up in a cold sweat over this.
Dead Rising: the kids cartoon, each season covers a game with a cross over sometimes.
Songs, activities for kids and cute zombies!
Oh the 1990s. Where things like Mortal Kombat and Terminator 2 were marketed to children.
What a strange era that must have been.
+AchtungFreud Don't forget Robocop and Aliens.
+Jimalcoatl I wouldn't know. Wasn't around back then.
So scorpion is practically Cobra Commander
Lance Mausser Kobra Kommander.
Lance Mausser Copyrighted KanYeWest Album Pic Much?
Lance Mausser I understand....
...I have been ready to blow myself...
Now with streaming services a thing, we could have a new animated violent show for Mortal Kombat. We just need someone with the balls to do it.
Woah, hey, no comments! It's my time to shine!
Uhm... uh...
Dyicks.
sill waiting for the mythologies review.
Finally!
QShaque the movies were way better tho
OH GOD HE CHANGED HIS OPENING-ProJared
It had already been changed
Fred Fuchs haha avgn reference
ori zach Not necessarily if it said "Fred Fucks" it would 100% be a reference. Fred Fuchs it a real person. I'm 90% sure it is an AVGN reference, but you never know.
That one guy who exists in this world its not Fucks, its Fuchs and no its not real person, it was signature or author name
kyotheman69 I was referring to the fact that AVGN pronounced a person whose name was Fred Fuchs as "Fred Fucks".