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  • @TheJeSTeR7530
    @TheJeSTeR7530 Рік тому +87

    Once again Jocat proves that he is an actual IRL Bard... from songs to vicious mockery, he got it all.

    • @dungeonmaster3464
      @dungeonmaster3464 Рік тому +7

      Does that mean he attempts to seduce his way into/out of trouble?

    • @jameswhitlark9507
      @jameswhitlark9507 Рік тому +4

      @@dungeonmaster3464 he does try at lest. it probable falls flat a lot.

  • @black97_0
    @black97_0 Рік тому +102

    Apparently Jocat can cast vicious mockery IRL

    • @Chaotix010
      @Chaotix010 Рік тому +17

      Streamer: "We need a good insult."
      Jo: "Hey, I got one."
      Streamer: "Okay, go ahead."
      Jo: "Hey, are your parents the devs of 1.0? Because damn, they to try again."

    • @Zoten001
      @Zoten001 Рік тому +6

      Worse, he can cast it as an AOE. EVERYONE felt that one.

  • @yorha42s
    @yorha42s Рік тому +57

    Not Einstein.
    ESTINIEN! HE’S THE AZUR DRAGOON!

  • @dbzbourgheim
    @dbzbourgheim Рік тому +33

    8:30 : my guess is that he's saying "Masaka", which is a phrase that you'd hear a lot in anime. It's used as a mark of disbelief, usually in a setting of treaterous actions. For example, if a supposed ally backstabs a character, said character will say that just before or just after being stabbed.

  • @austinsebben1402
    @austinsebben1402 Рік тому +31

    It’s very funny that looking at the Dancer from the outside you get the impression it’s random because it’s exactly the opposite, the procs being 50% means at most you have to press a button twice to move on to the next button, and when the next button is ready, it lights up, so Dancer is the simplest in the game to play

    • @Airier
      @Airier  Рік тому +7

      😯🤔
      Huh. Put that way, it does sound significantly different.

    • @chimericpaladin35813
      @chimericpaladin35813 Рік тому

      question, do dancer buffs stack or can you only be buffed by one dancer at a time

    • @grygaming5519
      @grygaming5519 Рік тому +2

      @@chimericpaladin35813 Dance partner does stack with another dancer but its a overall DPS loss if there's another melee in the party. You can even hyper buff a melee if you so choose but I think the other dps may get angry.

    • @Ower8x
      @Ower8x Рік тому

      @@chimericpaladin35813 There are things that stack and there are things that dont ... so while its viable to have double partnered ... its not optimal ....

    • @loganshaw4527
      @loganshaw4527 Рік тому +1

      ​@@Airier watch the Joecat spooky slash video yet?

  • @Raganui
    @Raganui Рік тому +32

    Right, getting right into it. Peloton is the ranged DPS group movement buff. Increases everyone's speed in an AOE around the user. Not as fast as popping sprint, but can be upkept, though it drops in combat. At 1:50 that appears to be oatmeal. 5:30 Aliens! 7:45 Digimon. 8:30 I got nothing either mate. 14:11 That guy in the recommended video looks familiar. 17:45 Here here!

    • @enlongjones2394
      @enlongjones2394 Рік тому +9

      8:30
      “Masaka” is Japanese for “impossible”
      What’s going on here is sort of a general reference to anime. This is something villains may often say as their plans fall apart.

  • @DefectiveFish
    @DefectiveFish Рік тому +17

    That "muscle dragon" is TROGDOR THE BURNINATOR, a staple of internet history!

  • @ZeroKitsunei
    @ZeroKitsunei Рік тому +6

    For the Dancer. It's not random as far as the button is concerned. It's 1,2,3,4,5 just depends on if they light up after the attack. It's not like 1 3 5 4.

  • @ahmedfalahy9337
    @ahmedfalahy9337 Рік тому +7

    8:26
    Masaka is Japanese for *No way*
    And it's a reference to a video called "People who think they speak Japanese"

  • @lucyarisato6850
    @lucyarisato6850 Рік тому +7

    Glad to see more from you, man.
    Always a treat to watch your reactions!

  • @Skywolfhd20
    @Skywolfhd20 Рік тому +8

    7:42 butterfly is probably digimon

    • @KawaiiNeko333
      @KawaiiNeko333 Рік тому

      It is.

    • @Ragnarok2kx
      @Ragnarok2kx Рік тому

      I was thinking DDR, but that makes a lot more sense, as they're referencing intros.

  • @sebastian10226
    @sebastian10226 Рік тому +9

    DnD rules are like the geneva convention suggestion

    • @black97_0
      @black97_0 Рік тому

      D&d rules are; more of a guide, than an actual rule

    • @sebastian10226
      @sebastian10226 Рік тому

      @@black97_0 like geneva convention

    • @robertduggan4617
      @robertduggan4617 Рік тому

      Don't you mean that the Geneva Convention is a guide for horrors to add to your story( usually by a player that wants to mess up a DM's carefully laid plans)

    • @sebastian10226
      @sebastian10226 Рік тому

      @@robertduggan4617 yes

  • @ikeboo518
    @ikeboo518 Рік тому +2

    For those curious about what Jocat was talking about during his insult, to quote the man himself:
    "dissecting the frog for non-XIV players: 1.0 was the original version of FFXIV that was so bad and poorly received by critics and consumers that the developers completely shut it down and rebuilt the game basically from the ground up to be better, hence why the game is subtitled "A Realm Reborn""

  • @icefox94
    @icefox94 Рік тому +3

    Estinien, not Einstein. it's the name of one of the characters. he's the azure dragoon
    butterfly is the original japanese opening song for digimon adventure. ^^
    bards sometimes have a harp attached to the top half of their bow, but their bows aren't literally harps (except for the artemis bow which is a harp that can fold out into a bow)

  • @389Miku
    @389Miku Рік тому +8

    Jocat has a play list of the whole storyline
    just saying

  • @boxtank5288
    @boxtank5288 Рік тому +1

    As I've seen before, as response to 'Everytime Halloween Ends' punchline: The War on Christmas will continue until they stop attacking Thanksgiving.

  • @Blazh5864
    @Blazh5864 Рік тому +2

    Playing dancer just like "That botton is glow now, let's click it!" "Oh no, nothing glow, let's try again" "It glow, it golw, IT GLOW!!!"

  • @wingedparagon4448
    @wingedparagon4448 Рік тому +4

    Accurate, DRK openers are insane. As off tank, I start off with my stance off so I dont out aggro the Main tank. Poor dancer spends the rest of the fight catching up with my deeps. But we salute their contributions in savage raids, always two, there must be.

  • @NecrochildK
    @NecrochildK 11 місяців тому +1

    With dancer, it's random, but it's not like it doesn't show you which ones you need to press. Dancer's actually one of the easiest classes to play.

  • @cyberdrive861
    @cyberdrive861 Рік тому +1

    The button for next frame or previous frame only works when the last thing you clicked is the screen/video itself instead of the pause button, time bar, volume, etc

  • @Toksyuryel
    @Toksyuryel Рік тому +3

    Butterfly is the original Japanese opening theme for Digimon Adventure
    You... DO know that if you don't like RNG rotations you can just... play any job that doesn't have one, right? There's only like, three jobs that have any RNG at all in their rotation.

  • @arkleuss
    @arkleuss Рік тому +3

    butterfly is the first digimon opening

    • @Shadeius
      @Shadeius Рік тому

      And specifically the Japanese OP, not the American one.

    • @arkleuss
      @arkleuss Рік тому

      @@Shadeius i never heard the english version but the latinamerican version replaced"butterfly" for "digimon" in the song XD

    • @Shadeius
      @Shadeius Рік тому +1

      @@arkleuss Just looked that up. The whispered "Digimon" was great. On the side also noticed that Italy did completely original song for their opening too.
      But yeah, the one that ran in the USA was Digimon Are The Champions song which can be basically boiled down to repeating words "Digimon" and "Digimon! Digital Monsters! Digimon are the Champions!".

  • @cain0308
    @cain0308 Рік тому +3

    Feel kinda sad and left out since my Red Mage has never been mentioned in any of the videos. Lol.

    • @enlongjones2394
      @enlongjones2394 Рік тому +5

      Casters are set to be the last video of this series. Which will presumably be BLM, RDM, and SMN, with probably a snark to BLU’s purgatorial existence as well.

    • @cain0308
      @cain0308 Рік тому +1

      @@enlongjones2394 lol kinda curious what he might come up with in regards to the Blue mages. Lol

    • @ahmedfalahy9337
      @ahmedfalahy9337 Рік тому +3

      Something like this:
      "Blue Mages have no sense of originality and instead steals moves from the bad guys, to the point that they have to hide their faces behind a zorro mask to remain anonymous while doing their dirty plagiarism"
      "What does Blue Mage? I dunno. It says DPS but most of their spells are gimmicky and senseless that you can hire one to perform at your baby cousin's birthday party if you forgot to hire a clown to entertain the babies"

    • @cain0308
      @cain0308 Рік тому +3

      @@ahmedfalahy9337 Lol, that definitely sounds like something he would come up with lol

  • @craigfunk3453
    @craigfunk3453 Рік тому +1

    Peloton. Also known as the ranged role's 'everyone goes faster outside battle' skill that must be reapplied aftee each encounter

  • @tigger247
    @tigger247 Рік тому

    technically the cabbage on his neck is the food you use to summon chocobos as companions

  • @dacomputernerd4096
    @dacomputernerd4096 Рік тому

    UA-cam controls for back and forward:
    All of these need you to have paused or something so it focuses on the video
    Left/right arrows: Move configured amount (default 5 seconds)
    ./,: move 1 frame

  • @BlackTempleGaurdian
    @BlackTempleGaurdian Рік тому +1

    Playing dancer is like playing a rhythm game.

  • @KaliStarchaser
    @KaliStarchaser Рік тому

    There is a rumor, that the Mariah Carey All I Want for Christmas song has actually gained sentience and become an SCP entity.

  • @ChWi1
    @ChWi1 Рік тому +2

    How can you hate the interface when you can literally change everthing about it?

    • @Airier
      @Airier  Рік тому

      I'm not a fan of mmo style keyboard controls. I did try the controller version but... It was a little clunky.

  • @Necromancer906
    @Necromancer906 Рік тому

    7:40 butterfly is digimon adventure’s opening

  • @Chaotix010
    @Chaotix010 Рік тому

    "It's random. You don't know what you're going to press!"
    It's frequent. How often you're pressing things means high chances of it going off. It gives buffs that you can see according to where you put the UI for them to help you tell when you can do so to make it that much easier. Base gameplay, it's very simple, and the interface is so customizable that it can cater to so may different people. I rarely find a single person with the same interface as another.
    In conclusion, give it some time, find a rhythm, and it all feels natural.

  • @Jeezes718
    @Jeezes718 Рік тому

    I also work in retail. They still play mariah Carey as soon as Halloween ends. So I unplug all radios in the store until New years.

    • @Airier
      @Airier  Рік тому

      The smart choice, to be sure. 😁👍

  • @quixoticraven4242
    @quixoticraven4242 Рік тому

    It’s not a recap but JoCat has VODs of him playing from A Realm Reborn through Endwalker on his other channel JoCat Streams. He’s a great voice actor and fun to watch.

  • @KMCA779
    @KMCA779 Рік тому

    Yeah, dancer is sometimes a handful. I haven't finished machinist yet or even started Bard but I think Dancer is going to be my ranged physical job.

  • @craigfunk3453
    @craigfunk3453 Рік тому

    Guns get hot and bothered, 'thats not how guns work'
    My friend, guns in ff14 arent your usual fare, they function more along the style of an electrical railgun shaped like a gun of your choice that is kept charged by a small aetheric converter you keep on your waist thatcdraws in ambient energy and converts it into electrical energy so you can keep firing. The whole 'hot and bothered' is you dumping a massive electrical charge into your gun to hypercharge it (and as such start firing at a much faster rate) as for the 'Queen', you are a MACHINIST, not just someone with a gun, you keep making all sorts or mechanical marvels to improve your ability to fight, such as a giant cannon you carry around for the 3 'giant bullets' known as drill, air anchor, and chain saw, or the bioblaster and auto-crossbow AoE options, the queen starts out as a small turret until you get skilled enough to build a full on humanoid robot to replace it that charges into to punch everything and has a pilebunker mounted on one arm

  • @yorukage5926
    @yorukage5926 Рік тому

    Man called Dragoon the dark knight

  • @patrickmurray3846
    @patrickmurray3846 Рік тому

    you can change the ui around to your liking, as well as ui window sizes. Ya i hate how christmas starts in retail like the second holoween ends (or even ealier depending on your location). I mean lets get through Thanksgiving first. Honestly retail should """"NOT""" start their chrismas sells/deco's/songs untill Dec 1.

  • @kse3
    @kse3 Рік тому

    12:00 Have you tried Ski Queen gjetost? It's a cheese that tastes like caramel.

  • @LyrieHimura
    @LyrieHimura Рік тому +2

    As a dancer main it's not THAT bad

  • @v_vmat
    @v_vmat Рік тому

    17:45 Looks at the epic dragon fight in Discord... Last game August 12th 2022

  • @Lotis343
    @Lotis343 Рік тому +1

    22:35 if story JoCat actually has VODs of basically everything in FFXIV only downside Jocat VODs is long (3-4 hours in 10 part / expansion )

  • @mistertaffy6720
    @mistertaffy6720 Рік тому

    Did he just call Estinien, Einstein?

  • @Ruriko-Is-Playing
    @Ruriko-Is-Playing Рік тому +1

    Butterflyis digimon

  • @Wolf_Appledore
    @Wolf_Appledore Рік тому +1

    WHOO! THe two I suggested are in this Video!

  • @homunculus7
    @homunculus7 Рік тому

    Dude every party wants a dancer since they power buff a dps and with peloton fly through the dungeon

  • @craigfunk3453
    @craigfunk3453 Рік тому

    Ah yes DNC, the inheritor of the original Machinist's RNG 1-2-3 combo system. At least MCH back then had the ammo system to force their 'coinflips' to succeed. It hurts my Soul when i do a dungeon run and not get a single 'coinflip' win the entire time. At least DNC has their once q minite skill that says 'give me ALL of my coinflip wins NOW'

  • @SeparatistOfLight
    @SeparatistOfLight Рік тому

    9:13 Airier: I hope my wife doesn't see this...
    Wife: *opens the door*
    Chat: RIP!!!

  • @cparle87
    @cparle87 Рік тому

    10:27 ... yeah. That's dancer. I spent an afternoon once I got the job trying to make this exact same kind of flowchart. Jocat did it better.

  • @1musamune
    @1musamune Рік тому

    Butterfly the Japanese opening for the og Digimon

  • @greatazuredragon
    @greatazuredragon Рік тому +1

    Jocat is always amazing.

  • @fidgetyjester2399
    @fidgetyjester2399 11 місяців тому

    11:00 Although Dancer can be random, most classes aren't so you shouldn't say you won't play FFXIV over that when you can just pick the classes that aren't which are most classes. And Interface can be bad, yes, but FFXIV is like a master of freedom which by that I mean you can change the interface the way you want, but if you don't like the interface for needing to use many hotkeys for the skills then that can't be helped though so meh. Lol XD

  • @catman9222
    @catman9222 Рік тому

    Butterfly is a Digimon song

  • @ridewild1956
    @ridewild1956 Рік тому

    you know you can customize the interface however you want right

  • @robertduggan4617
    @robertduggan4617 Рік тому

    I believe that mushy cereal is wet bran

  • @fernandozavaletabustos205
    @fernandozavaletabustos205 Рік тому

    JoCat is the best!

  • @taigoh84
    @taigoh84 Рік тому

    Butterfly is Digimon

  • @stitchesbunny8496
    @stitchesbunny8496 Рік тому

    How... how have you not heard scrungly before? You experience the internet, do you not?

  • @hufflepuffler2575
    @hufflepuffler2575 Рік тому

    you called Estinien einstein........

  • @Hawkx10
    @Hawkx10 Рік тому

    So do you have or are you going to get a gobbo plushie

  • @kthim
    @kthim Рік тому

    Dancer is the only class/job in the game that is rng based. The others follow rotations.

  • @Vovi-Knight
    @Vovi-Knight Рік тому

    dancer is the easiest job in the game and you do a fuckton of damage because you super buff a person

  • @ZpEB2741
    @ZpEB2741 Рік тому

    4:10 Bro read it like "Einstein" when actually it's spelled E-s-t-i-n-i-e-n and clearly pronounced-
    *_ESTINIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN_*
    _(He's the Azure Dragoon)_

  • @grygaming5519
    @grygaming5519 Рік тому +1

    The UI is getting a facelift...and oddly the UI has been praised by WoW players... since you dont need to add stuff.
    I mean there are mods to clean up and give the player extra stuff to spruce the UI.
    I think there's also a ton of UI guides to actually clean it up.

  • @BBP-OMO
    @BBP-OMO Рік тому

    NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE

  • @SerenityM16
    @SerenityM16 Рік тому

    Duh candy works XD it’s candy

  • @thegloriouswizard5270
    @thegloriouswizard5270 Рік тому

    PTSD, yo☆🧙‍♂️😑

  • @Roscoso
    @Roscoso Рік тому

    Butterfly is Digimon Adventure