The German War Economy - Hoi4 MP In A Nutshell

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  • @rasmussteenhansen3122
    @rasmussteenhansen3122 3 роки тому +3230

    Hitler: "Von Manstein, why didnt you take Stalingrad???"
    Von Manstein: "You didnt ask"

    • @BBb-vp3sl
      @BBb-vp3sl 3 роки тому +102

      Hitler: “army group centre, why didn’t you take Moscow!??”
      Army group centre: “you didn’t ask”

    • @aviz8590
      @aviz8590 3 роки тому +63

      Hitler: “Northern front, why did you let the fins bring supplies to Petrograd?”
      Northern front: “you never told us to stop ‘em”

    • @russiasgreatestspinmachine4096
      @russiasgreatestspinmachine4096 3 роки тому +39

      Hitler: "Why didn't you guys deploy the tanks right away to stop D-day?"
      Rommel: "We couldn't ask"

  • @hellomybaby-hellodarknessm6895
    @hellomybaby-hellodarknessm6895 3 роки тому +3495

    Brauns the kinda guy to not wipe his ass because no one told him to.

    • @Spar_kie
      @Spar_kie 3 роки тому +147

      Braun stands up while shitting

    • @user-ub4yc3ew6n
      @user-ub4yc3ew6n 3 роки тому +123

      @@Spar_kie because nobody told him to sit

    • @b99b12
      @b99b12 3 роки тому +81

      @@Spar_kie with his cheeks clenched

    • @Original-pi7em
      @Original-pi7em 3 роки тому +3

      @@b99b12 because

    • @StyggeOrd08
      @StyggeOrd08 3 роки тому +25

      @@Spar_kie Truly disgusting that some "people" would do this horrible thing

  • @zeroxthesoldat4410
    @zeroxthesoldat4410 3 роки тому +3099

    I think that was the calmest i've ever seen everyone be on a losing game.

    • @Michaelonyoutub
      @Michaelonyoutub 3 роки тому +586

      they were all prepared to be on a sinking ship as soon as they signed up to be on the side of swimmy on germany

    • @Robopercy
      @Robopercy 3 роки тому +122

      Yup that’s swimmy in HOI4... HOI3 is a completely different story though lol

    • @mauricioaguilar7227
      @mauricioaguilar7227 3 роки тому +6

      And that says a lot.

    • @redshirt5126
      @redshirt5126 3 роки тому +182

      @@Robopercy "THE SPIRIT OF COMMUNISM WILL SAVE THIS NATION!!!!"

    • @floridaball4896
      @floridaball4896 3 роки тому +20

      @@redshirt5126 thank God I'm not the only one to have seen that gem of a video

  • @motivationallizard6644
    @motivationallizard6644 3 роки тому +3032

    “You can’t lose the Air war if you don’t have an Air Force”-Swimy probably

    • @mattevans4377
      @mattevans4377 3 роки тому +70

      More like "If I don't have any planes, then planes don't exist".
      If you want to focus on ground units, fine, but you should always take AA if that's the case, because your enemy might not build like you do, and might actually build planes.

    • @Zorro9129
      @Zorro9129 3 роки тому +23

      @@mattevans4377 SPAA is actually decent

    • @thefallen501st9
      @thefallen501st9 3 роки тому +10

      @@Zorro9129 doesn’t matter if u have no fuel tho

    • @motivationallizard6644
      @motivationallizard6644 3 роки тому +2

      @Motivational Lizard brother!??!!

    • @annurissimo1082
      @annurissimo1082 3 роки тому +2

      @@motivationallizard6644 :O

  • @equilintogo5378
    @equilintogo5378 3 роки тому +967

    Just when I thought Swimmy's blunders couldn't hurt more, there comes "you didnt say my name" Braun

  • @InfiniteCS
    @InfiniteCS 3 роки тому +986

    "It's not a bad tank, it's just misunderstood"

    • @campbell91988
      @campbell91988 3 роки тому +18

      Narrator voice: It was, in fact, not misunderstood.

  • @alexG106
    @alexG106 3 роки тому +1412

    "people change and so do plans" I about lost my shit and choked on my soup

  • @pigs2001
    @pigs2001 3 роки тому +300

    Swimmy's budget was behind the 2008 financial crisis

    • @AlteryxGaming
      @AlteryxGaming 3 роки тому +27

      Swimmy’s luftwaffe did 9/11. That’s why he had no planes

  • @despacito_boi4484
    @despacito_boi4484 3 роки тому +2455

    Your going to the balkan entente.

    • @InvertedGigachad
      @InvertedGigachad 3 роки тому +107

      What a nice looking country. I should ask them to come to the Balkan entente

    • @katamariroller2837
      @katamariroller2837 3 роки тому +69

      Broke: doing the Balkan entente.
      Woke: doing the Belkan entente.

    • @despacito_boi4484
      @despacito_boi4484 3 роки тому +18

      @@katamariroller2837

    • @swag_8884
      @swag_8884 3 роки тому +20

      *you’re

    • @despacito_boi4484
      @despacito_boi4484 3 роки тому +10

      @@swag_8884 i apologize for the unforgivable sin of not using the correct “your”

  • @cromwellington441
    @cromwellington441 3 роки тому +896

    “Sir, the allied forces are bombing Berlin, we need to send up our aircraft right now!”
    “What the fuck is an aircraft?”

    • @Tomahawak6712
      @Tomahawak6712 3 роки тому +4

      I hate how I look at this comment when it was posted 1 month ago and it's been 4 months and still not a single comment with 390 likes
      Edit: 7 months now, why the heck is there no comments??
      Edit: 8 months now and 2 comments
      Edit: it's been a year and the comment still has 2 comments with 700 likes 💀

    • @zelocalsryup8210
      @zelocalsryup8210 3 роки тому +2

      @@Tomahawak6712 because no

    • @goldenproductions7831
      @goldenproductions7831 2 роки тому +1

      Much yes

  • @tinsoldier3580
    @tinsoldier3580 3 роки тому +308

    I read the opening and immediately thought, "Oh, so he's playing Italy?" Happy I was right.

    • @ObadiahtheSlim
      @ObadiahtheSlim 3 роки тому +12

      And I guessed it was Swimmy in Germany.

  • @drekbleh7081
    @drekbleh7081 3 роки тому +165

    Braun has a point
    The day I gave up Velcro shoes i always felt laces were a waste of time.
    Also you can trip over untied laces but you can't trip over Velcro

    • @maciejbala477
      @maciejbala477 3 роки тому +45

      Velcro is objectively better, idk why it's not accepted more

    • @l.h.9747
      @l.h.9747 3 роки тому +6

      @@maciejbala477 because it has no class. This is like having a plastic neon colour raincoat with reflective stripes. Shure its effective but it looks like shit

    • @AbsoluteGorbSupreme
      @AbsoluteGorbSupreme 3 роки тому +9

      @@l.h.9747 I Don’t give a fuck about fashion

    • @jacobcantrell82
      @jacobcantrell82 3 роки тому +10

      @@AbsoluteGorbSupreme Fashion is the endgame of life

    • @abbyalphonse499
      @abbyalphonse499 Рік тому +2

      @@maciejbala477 Because laces are cheaper to manufacture and replace if they get damaged

  • @oliwierbroda2575
    @oliwierbroda2575 3 роки тому +234

    I love Swimmy and his absolutly insane never working tatics.

    • @ekulzonum
      @ekulzonum 3 роки тому +58

      to be fair out of all of his crazy dumb plans this one had the highest chance of succeeding. Braun just dropped the ball hard

  • @lek289
    @lek289 3 роки тому +675

    "What kind of idiot doesn't build planes?"
    *hears swimmy*
    Ahhhhhhhhh

    • @Ulfbhert9000
      @Ulfbhert9000 3 роки тому +2

      hi Lek

    • @felipeviana6215
      @felipeviana6215 3 роки тому +14

      Just wait for the one where Bo tries it, just wait

    • @thefallen501st9
      @thefallen501st9 3 роки тому +4

      I mean I legit saw a discussion on the steam page where a dude was talking about the math behind not building planes and only doing tanks it was the dumbest shit ever

    • @klowt4900
      @klowt4900 3 роки тому +1

      @@thefallen501st9 It's not that dumb especially as the soviets, and as Germany it is possible as long as you have green air against the soviets. actually works quite well because you build AA which negates most of the cas damage and you will have like 30 tank divisions

    • @GustavoGplay
      @GustavoGplay 3 роки тому +1

      @@felipeviana6215 I don't think he'll ever upload that. It was so short

  • @demodem1834
    @demodem1834 3 роки тому +82

    Remember the episode where College had said to Swimmy: "There's being a meta player and there's not being a meta player, *and there's this* "

  • @maxkennedy8075
    @maxkennedy8075 3 роки тому +331

    *British infantry under attack by German Assault guns*
    “tanks wiv no turret bruv? Kinda stuigpid innit?”

  • @nathanpitek3177
    @nathanpitek3177 3 роки тому +686

    This is such a classic Bokoen episode. Bron doing jack shit, Bo confused as shit, swimmy giggling his ass off the whole time

    • @equilintogo5378
      @equilintogo5378 3 роки тому +53

      And straight man College having to deal with all these at once

    • @magmat0585
      @magmat0585 2 роки тому +1

      @@equilintogo5378 poor, poor College

  • @Zorro9129
    @Zorro9129 3 роки тому +126

    As crazy as no air and Ferdinands sound, it could have worked if it weren't for Braun. That's on him.

    • @googane7755
      @googane7755 3 роки тому +8

      Im not sure if any tanks would work if the soviets have 2k more planes than you

    • @Zorro9129
      @Zorro9129 3 роки тому +6

      @@googane7755 Doesn't SPAA cancel out the effects of enemy air?

    • @DewaKrishna_
      @DewaKrishna_ 3 роки тому +12

      @@Zorro9129 to an extent, yes

    • @googane7755
      @googane7755 3 роки тому +6

      @@Zorro9129 SPAA reduces it but it does not eliminate enemy superiority. Plus adding spaa reduces the effectiveness of your tanks against other ground units and not to mention how much division speed, breakthrough and reduced enemy defense you're missing out on if you had green air.

    • @Zorro9129
      @Zorro9129 3 роки тому +6

      @@googane7755 True. I suppose the sweet spot for Germany is to have enough planes to get superiority over the Soviets but not enough to go against the Allies (because you can't outproduce the Allies unless if they're seriously neglecting that).

  • @earlofbroadst
    @earlofbroadst 3 роки тому +28

    Swimmy to Bo: "I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further."

  • @Harcky100
    @Harcky100 3 роки тому +29

    "People change and so do plans" just got me something good

  • @TheE_G_G
    @TheE_G_G 3 роки тому +70

    Oh boy! Time to watch a refreshing and regul-
    Swimmy: I REQUIRE A TONK.

  • @kingdom25
    @kingdom25 3 роки тому +332

    A wise man once told me, “Control the air, control the wa-“
    Swimmy: We are cutting the budget for the Luftwaffe
    Wha?
    Swimmy: And we shall barb in 1940
    ...
    Did Hitler purge Göring in this timeline?

    • @mshaqed2538
      @mshaqed2538 3 роки тому +21

      But how does purging Goring damage the air force? Last time I checked Goring was one of the main reasons for Germany's and the Luftwaffe's demise.

    • @Freedmoon44
      @Freedmoon44 3 роки тому +40

      @@mshaqed2538 Göring is still the boss of the luftwaffe, so if theres no Göring in this timeline germany has no air force, simple as that. Ofc in reality things wouldve changed but heh hoi4 isnt reality ^^

    • @Brams2777
      @Brams2777 3 роки тому +15

      Nah he just choked on a salami

    • @user-hx3ng2nq5i
      @user-hx3ng2nq5i 3 роки тому +3

      Xd

    • @kingdom25
      @kingdom25 3 роки тому +7

      @@Brams2777 Knew it would catch up to him

  • @kandymanis
    @kandymanis 3 роки тому +106

    Bokoen: "Im going to have a fun game in the Med! I'll take Africa with german help and proclaim the Roman Empire!"
    Swimmy: "Oh, I don't think so."

    • @shirokatsumoto9918
      @shirokatsumoto9918 3 роки тому +9

      No, I don't think you will.

    • @snakeguy8646
      @snakeguy8646 3 роки тому +1

      I’ve word for word been in that situation too many times

  • @Sigil_Firebrand
    @Sigil_Firebrand 3 роки тому +19

    Swimmy has become the reason I watch these now, like, the pure concentrated acoustic in that man is always funny.

  • @rishabhbalachandran2544
    @rishabhbalachandran2544 3 роки тому +12

    You know when the soviet air force has complete air superiority over the luftwaffe, either germany is a new player, or it's swimmy

  • @destrucktoid7569
    @destrucktoid7569 3 роки тому +3

    worst part about the Ferdinand's is he's not even larping with them, the irl Germans knew they were a bad idea and didn't order any.

  • @ryanrusch3976
    @ryanrusch3976 3 роки тому +15

    I didn't expect to be dying laughing watching an actual German supply conversation between mustache man and his logistics crew.

  • @senorpaella1492
    @senorpaella1492 3 роки тому +146

    the last time I was this early, the Spanish had a stable political system

  • @TozuPug
    @TozuPug 3 роки тому +4

    When the opening bit said that Germany decided to forego planes, I knew it was Swimy

  • @Partyrockscool
    @Partyrockscool 3 роки тому +45

    How tf does Romania forget to give fuel to Germany? That’s their one job in life...

  • @mattevans4377
    @mattevans4377 3 роки тому +34

    "I can't believe we lost all our tanks"
    I can.....

    • @christian9125abd
      @christian9125abd 3 роки тому +3

      i still can't belive he did that while an fucking summer offensive

    • @mattevans4377
      @mattevans4377 3 роки тому

      @@christian9125abd I can ;)

    • @christian9125abd
      @christian9125abd 3 роки тому +1

      @@mattevans4377 but still it is so dumb i mean not even germans managed to lose that hard while a summer offensive even kursk was better made than that one

  • @fernsong8558
    @fernsong8558 3 роки тому +50

    Last time I was this early, the US was invading Iwo Jima

  • @flyingmarius_0413
    @flyingmarius_0413 3 роки тому +5

    1:16 As a German I have to say that he pronounced Strum-Infanteriegeschütz good

  • @utemt6
    @utemt6 3 роки тому +3

    Aw man I remember this stream. Bo's Africa divisions were such a nice change of pace , too bad it was Swimmy in the drivers seat so we didn't get to see them actually do anything

  • @god1131
    @god1131 3 роки тому +31

    THE LORD COMMANDS YOU TO PLAY WITH THE DWARF GINGER (aka Tonmykay)

  • @diallod357
    @diallod357 3 роки тому +45

    "It's not my fault" aka Romania

  • @DarthSidian
    @DarthSidian 3 роки тому +3

    Please never stop doing these. I love the MP In a Nutshell series so damn much.

  • @MrTea-zl5ol
    @MrTea-zl5ol 3 роки тому +8

    Germany: attention all axis we require fuel for our tanks so we can win this war!
    Italy: here you are
    Romania: huh?

  • @primal_guy1526
    @primal_guy1526 3 роки тому +3

    Every Axis HOI4 game in a nutshell: SWIMMY WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!?!

  • @sobokgaming8476
    @sobokgaming8476 3 роки тому +1

    I don’t watch streams so I love to read the opening title screen to try and guess who Bo is gonna play. I think I’m getting pretty good at it.
    Whenever one country is getting put in a bad situation by allies it’s always Bo.

  • @polskipolak1129
    @polskipolak1129 3 роки тому +86

    STAR WARS : EMPIRE AT WAR NEW VIDEO WHEN 😤😤😤😤😤

  • @psyduckpsy8726
    @psyduckpsy8726 Рік тому +2

    Like to imagine a scenario where Braun is a doctor and someone goes "anyone here a doctor i need help" and everyone is stare at Braun with his lab coat and stethoscope expecting him to help and he says "he didn't say my name though"

  • @stormer9763
    @stormer9763 3 роки тому +36

    Jesus i sometimes hate how incompetent braun can be then he blames everyone else...

  • @lpap6669
    @lpap6669 3 роки тому +29

    Last time i was this early, (historical event here)

  • @skyance4992
    @skyance4992 3 роки тому +23

    “Plans change and so do people” Hitler after a failed Barb, 1942

  • @francescobarresi8885
    @francescobarresi8885 3 роки тому +4

    i swear every time swimmy plays Germany, the intro in these videos always says "so Germany didn't build an airforce and..."

  • @turnoverhd435
    @turnoverhd435 3 роки тому +3

    these games are so much funnier when you imagine shit like Hirohito getting yelled at by Hitler for playing with his zipper during military planning

  • @bigtony4177
    @bigtony4177 3 роки тому +2

    It's so cool to see you guys role-playing on Hoi, finally! Looking forward to more RP games!

  • @mission101
    @mission101 3 роки тому +2

    I’ve finally become an alpha Bokoen viewer, upon reading the title card I knew that Swimmy would be Germany

  • @scpguy1381
    @scpguy1381 2 роки тому +1

    9:27 aww that’s how I spell summer

  • @thysmillan2067
    @thysmillan2067 3 роки тому

    Multiplayer Lobby chat at 8:33
    CFlick: GUYS
    THEY PUT HIM IN A PEACH
    WHAT HE GONNA DO NOW
    Munk: eat
    made my day

  • @liladoodle
    @liladoodle 3 роки тому +9

    Bo & the crew: "We're the best hoi IV players!".
    Also Bo & the crew: *Absolute chaos noises*.

  • @josemiguelcaballerorestrep2101
    @josemiguelcaballerorestrep2101 3 роки тому +11

    So does Goering starve to death in this timeline?

  • @maxkennedy8075
    @maxkennedy8075 3 роки тому +2

    When I saw *Zipper sounds* I thought back to you boys playing rising storm 2 Vietnam

  • @fraticelli4838
    @fraticelli4838 3 роки тому +1

    No Göring challenge run, nice

  • @dravenocklost4253
    @dravenocklost4253 2 роки тому +1

    Man, I love that outro

    • @SciRuler
      @SciRuler 2 роки тому

      It loves you too

  • @elendil6144
    @elendil6144 3 роки тому +3

    I really missed when Braun was the clown of the group. Now he came back to his rightful status.

  • @gpjedy7379
    @gpjedy7379 3 роки тому

    Can't unsee the Swimmy's fighter 1 production line in 1941

  • @TheRagaz
    @TheRagaz 3 роки тому

    it seems like swimmy's tactical genius impressed everyone so much that he's constantly playing the major majors like japan and germany?

  • @rogerroger8190
    @rogerroger8190 3 роки тому +1

    Swimmy was just RPing as 1945 Germany the whole time.

  • @sopheakpannhabou3139
    @sopheakpannhabou3139 2 роки тому +2

    Well, German war economy was IRL, a nightmare until Speer took over and production efficiency and streamline production takes place to a degree, but not enough for the war they put themselves in.

  • @zachstutzman4059
    @zachstutzman4059 3 роки тому

    My new favorite thing to do in these videos is guess what nation Bo is going to be playing based on the into card alone

  • @ashfennelly76
    @ashfennelly76 Рік тому

    Cannot wait for the AAT weapons market remake of this episode 🙏

  • @AHersheyHere
    @AHersheyHere 3 роки тому +1

    Next game Bron will be the US, and no one will remember to ask him to stop being isolationist.

  • @stelscarrot
    @stelscarrot 3 роки тому +2

    "It's Braun, isn't it?" - literally every video.

  • @davidstrau1461
    @davidstrau1461 3 роки тому

    AS i read the Prolog i knew swimmy would be playing Germany

  • @pieceofschmidtgamer
    @pieceofschmidtgamer 3 роки тому +1

    Swimmy: *refuses to build an air force*
    Me: Have we been here before? I feel like we've been here before...?
    Swimmy: I have risen to become a legend, Bo... the legend you fear!
    Me: Oh my God, we have been here before!
    Swimmy: I have become the Legenday... SUPER AUTIST-- *loses war* *DED*

  • @atticuskhalif6680
    @atticuskhalif6680 3 роки тому +1

    The last time I was this early there was actually a good emperor on the throne

  • @R3GARnator
    @R3GARnator 3 роки тому +1

    What's the opposite of the saying, "If you friend jumps off a bridge, will you do it too?"

  • @tomm9963
    @tomm9963 3 роки тому +1

    I've missed a Swimmy Disasterclass

  • @joelc6460
    @joelc6460 3 роки тому +1

    swimmy is just acting everytime right? there is no way he is that dense XD

    • @Tlberias
      @Tlberias 3 роки тому

      Swimmy is just missunderstood

  • @Argie87
    @Argie87 3 роки тому

    5:22 Finland has that black Mannerheim that was a meme years ago XD

  • @tlf7674
    @tlf7674 3 роки тому

    Oh man, my favourite team! Swimmy/College coops are always magical.

  • @TheColdsuit
    @TheColdsuit 3 роки тому +1

    I swear to God, Swimmy is having a stroke.

  • @quiet_gal_
    @quiet_gal_ 3 роки тому

    bruh braun ain't wrong about the velcro shoes he's fucking spot on

  • @tringapore9820
    @tringapore9820 3 роки тому

    I feel like Swimy is the new Golden or Dressel with his plays

  • @legolas-xu6ou
    @legolas-xu6ou 3 роки тому

    Me: reads intro*
    Also Me: Swimmy's playing as Germany isnt he...

  • @KayveePlays
    @KayveePlays 3 роки тому

    5:16 Bo temporarily assumes control of Germany.

  • @bacon_1866
    @bacon_1866 3 роки тому

    Mr. Speer do you want to slap a Pak 88mm on that Elefant or a better engine?
    Speer: *Y E S*

  • @Caligulathegreat
    @Caligulathegreat 3 роки тому

    1:51 the irony of Braun calling anyone fat

  • @danielhughes1711
    @danielhughes1711 3 роки тому +1

    That’s my excuse now “he hasn’t asked”

  • @ruisuakatsuki402
    @ruisuakatsuki402 3 роки тому

    The thing about doom is the kill demons and you can play with friends

  • @ishaaqsultan9040
    @ishaaqsultan9040 3 роки тому +2

    Not even watched yet but by the title card im guessing swimmy

  • @Neon-zq5of
    @Neon-zq5of 3 роки тому +1

    I wonder what goes through Swimys mind sometimes

  • @natestarkovich4893
    @natestarkovich4893 3 роки тому +1

    “People change and so do plans” context: he changed the plan

  • @eisteepommes3159
    @eisteepommes3159 3 роки тому

    6:27 the Sturmtiger was built to destroy buildings and u tell us it was a great tank..

  • @garrettmoore1222
    @garrettmoore1222 3 роки тому +2

    I needed this tysm

  • @magni5648
    @magni5648 3 роки тому

    The moment I read the opening card, my first quetion was "Swimmy or Braun?"

  • @pertinax2004
    @pertinax2004 3 роки тому

    I can already tell that it's Swimmy playing Germany only by the title

  • @sambarrett7532
    @sambarrett7532 3 роки тому

    Role reversal from the last Hoi4 game, clearly Bo didn't learn from Swimmy's mistakes

  • @SNBullen0002
    @SNBullen0002 2 роки тому

    Swimmy is a genius, it's just hard to see sometimes.

  • @glitched_matrix
    @glitched_matrix 3 роки тому

    I don't even need to watch the video to know that Swimmy will just fuck something up hard.

  • @Lazaphaza
    @Lazaphaza 3 роки тому

    swimmy be like 'airplains.... not a problem if you don't look up'

  • @greergrapple2227
    @greergrapple2227 3 роки тому

    I like how college aggreed that stuig was a mispell but after finland said that it wasnt wrong college literally switched sides like the italians

  • @nebojsag.5871
    @nebojsag.5871 3 роки тому +1

    7:01 to 7:14 unironically historical Germany.

  • @alex130
    @alex130 3 роки тому

    Bo: posta a video
    Me: excited.mp3

  • @TheGamegurusChannel
    @TheGamegurusChannel 3 роки тому

    Brave of Bo to upload a video where he is just getting clapped

  • @nmevaz9250
    @nmevaz9250 3 роки тому +41

    Nobody:
    The Comment Section: “lAsT TimE i WaS tHiS eaRLy blah blah blah.”

  • @jumperwilli7770
    @jumperwilli7770 3 роки тому

    *Read the description*
    *Hear Swimmy*
    My first tought: This gonna be good

  • @dankesteevee1937
    @dankesteevee1937 3 роки тому

    I'm with Braun on the velcro shoes, it's 2021 and we still can't mass produce self lacing shoes... that's some bullshit.