@@rexdaylawn1609 you go up against boi in hoi4 and see who would win. He would clap your checks faster and harder then the audience at a baseball game when there team wins
It's amazing how Swimmy didn't move the "SS-Verfügungstruppe" out of Berlin for like the whole 8-9 years the game was going at that point, truly a 16D-chess manouver.
Band of Brothers episode list Episode 1: Easy Company trains and prepares for Operation Overlord Episode 2: Everyone literally dies in the opening minutes due to German AA Episode 3: The series switches to the British, who launch Operation Market Garden times ten on Berlin, but are defeated by some motorised troops Hitler forgot about. The rest of the series is just pictures of Hitler with green hair.
Hitler: "what do you mean 'i forgot an army'?? Scared shitless messenger: "well, mein fuhrer, you kindof just....left them in berlin...." Hitler: "how could i be stupid enough to leave an ARMY in my OWN CITY!? are you calling me stupid?" nervous generals: "well sir, this is actually good...there are allied paratroopers near it and they are already swiss-cheesed by our AA guns..." Hitler: "OBVIOUSLY! don't you know this was my plan the entire time? i am a strategic genius!"
Imagine you're being a polish soldier defending the border, and suddenly, instead of infantry, out of the forest come billions of light tanks, moving at the speed of light and bumping into each other like bumper cars
"It does make (my argument) better because I'm just shouting the same thing over and over. And its effective" GOLDEN FIGURED OUT HOW TO DEBATE ON THE INTERNET HE'S TOO DANGEROUS TO BE LEFT ALIVE
Now im just imagining Bo and Golden walking into a shop, holding hands, while Bo askes for a hentai game and Golden just stares at the floor embarrassed.
@@approximateCognition I also want to know. Both for research and because I can't tell if Bo or Golden is more cringe without knowing the game. I mean if it is a porn game with good gameplay and "plot" then Bo is in the clear and Golden is super cringe for needing help.
Swimmy did something that wasn't a total failure? Who are they, and what have they done to the real Swimmy! Just so I can tell them, they can keep him ;)
Early part of video, Swimmy's "country icon" is covered up by a dollar sign. "Oh hey! You have a Twitch staff watching your stream?" "I do? I do! I do have a Twitch staff watching me. That's cool!" Seconds later, puts the "wholesome" German icon back on Swimmy's country ball. XD
Paratroopers: "we'll drop behind the coast and capture the docks" Anti-air: "look! Target practice! Good thing too, I was getting bored" Germania anti-air: "I sleep"
Leaving just a few guys on the other side of the Maginot line is a pro-gamer move. It will make the French confident, they'll attack, leave their forts behind and stretch out just in time to be crushed by the German Light Tanks returning from Poland. No need to even go through the Benelux.
I can just imagine like with max AA there’s just full auto flak 88s with thermals, 300 round belt, 88mm Minengeschoß, and 40 degree/sec transverse speed
Fun fact: shooting at the airplane first & causing the paratroopers to jump out in “distress” is technically a war crime. But ignoring the plane and only firing on the defenseless paratroops as they float down is 100% legal.
Still I dont understand why the paratroupeers just died, was it a bug or it was really anti-air, because when he checked the air situation there werent many anti-airs...
If there's any errors/ mistakes I'm sorry! Had to get it out fast as I'm going out now! :^)
Thank you so much mr bokoen
Get better at the game
i love u bo
@@rexdaylawn1609 you go up against boi in hoi4 and see who would win. He would clap your checks faster and harder then the audience at a baseball game when there team wins
Simping over twitch staff member...
I imagine Rommel inspecting the atlantic wall and its just three german soldiers smoking a cigarette in Brest.
If it works why change it?
The rest of them were defending a far more important objective. Iwo jima.
I mean thats pretty much what the alantic wall was before rommel arrived.
Jogzy G _yes_
"ok,new plan. sky wall. with bullets. GO!"
It's amazing how Swimmy didn't move the "SS-Verfügungstruppe" out of Berlin for like the whole 8-9 years the game was going at that point, truly a 16D-chess manouver.
Hitler's own bodyguard!
>8-9 years
>1943
@@kuhluhOG
Uh, yeah
(Assuming) Late 1943
Nearly 8 years
He knew they would paradrop there
@@maddoxlacy9072 yeah ok, my brain had a fart, sry
Your honor my client would like to plead “just helping out a homie” as opposed to “accessory to murder”
I'm starting to smell gang affiliations here
damn I can’t believe bo liked this, Denmark doesn’t exist
"If I win I'll dye my hair"
"Swimmy why are you aiming a gun at your foot?"
"No reason"
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Band of Brothers episode list
Episode 1: Easy Company trains and prepares for Operation Overlord
Episode 2: Everyone literally dies in the opening minutes due to German AA
Episode 3: The series switches to the British, who launch Operation Market Garden times ten on Berlin, but are defeated by some motorised troops Hitler forgot about.
The rest of the series is just pictures of Hitler with green hair.
Hitler: "what do you mean 'i forgot an army'??
Scared shitless messenger: "well, mein fuhrer, you kindof just....left them in berlin...."
Hitler: "how could i be stupid enough to leave an ARMY in my OWN CITY!? are you calling me stupid?"
nervous generals: "well sir, this is actually good...there are allied paratroopers near it and they are already swiss-cheesed by our AA guns..."
Hitler: "OBVIOUSLY! don't you know this was my plan the entire time? i am a strategic genius!"
That’s a certified Hitler moment.
@@cageybee7221 if that really happened, it would be at the same time the saddest and the funniest thing of the war
@@danielm.595 saddest the would be the most embarrassing moment
Germany be like:
"Light tanks is the new meta"
Everyone with anti-tank:
"Uhhhh..."
He won though. He failed successfully
@@RabiasHarry yep, what a lad
pro gamer move : light tank armor is so light anti tank just go right thru & overpens, its genius
Kaurv true facts you gotta hope they don’t have HE tho
hope it bounces off or something
German Radar: Allied transport planes are coming into our sector.
German AA: Good! Our first catch of the day!
"Atlantic sky wall activate!" *Machingun fire*
"Allied transport planes are entering range, the poor bastards."
@@ladywaffle2210YWNBAW
The paratrooper didn't die for the AA, but they parachuted themselves without the parachute.
Kamikaze style
Neutron style
You got 69 likes and I ain’t braking it
@@YotoBoto too late my man of culture
@@YotoBoto too late :(
Imagine you're being a polish soldier defending the border, and suddenly, instead of infantry, out of the forest come billions of light tanks, moving at the speed of light and bumping into each other like bumper cars
No, they're clearly drifting to deja vu
Now every division is the ghost division
They are the Panzer Elite!
@@alect525 _Ghost Army_
.... ye.. that's the whole idea of the german tank blitzkrieg
i can't believe swimmy actually won a game
dw im sure save corrupted
Truly a dark timeline
What's next?! Golden owning Paris?!
Top 10 strange unexplained natural phenomena
@@math3000 Dressel Iwo Jima
"It does make (my argument) better because I'm just shouting the same thing over and over. And its effective"
GOLDEN FIGURED OUT HOW TO DEBATE ON THE INTERNET HE'S TOO DANGEROUS TO BE LEFT ALIVE
And how effective it was in the battle of Paris?
@@NikFlatcher And?
@@NikFlatcher he won this game so it must've been pretty effective
I mean he got invaded in this game and left lmao
@@Bokoen1 damnit I just want him to take the dub for once
(Also I mixed up swimmy and golden lol, my bad)
I like how swimmy didn't even move like a third of his starting units and still won. That just goes to show how incompetent the allies were that game
We need Dwane "The Rock" Johnson in Gibraltar
*Allies*
“SAS RAIDS, SAS RA-“
*Cut off by thousands of flakvillings and 88mm flak guns firing at the paratroopers*
_Rommelspargel_ 100
haha, guns go boom
flakvierling.mp3
*downloading henttai*
FBI agent: “what are you doing?”
Bo: “helping out a homie”
Twitch staff watching and they love HOI? Epic pog moment
Bruh I see you everywhere
There will be more comments on this saying that they see Avery everywhere
@@rexdaylawn1609 I see them everywhere as well
A mega LOL, am I right Twitch chatters??
pogger
Now im just imagining Bo and Golden walking into a shop, holding hands, while Bo askes for a hentai game and Golden just stares at the floor embarrassed.
any idea what the game was called?
I want to see Swimmy dressed as the Joker
“It does make my argument better. Because I’m just shouting the same thing over and over. And its effective!”- Reich Minister of propaganda golden
"Where is your infantry?"
STRENG GEHEIM
Epic Himmler moment
As Italian I noticed how all the other armies sound like soldiers answering orders whereas the Italians sound like actors going to war lol
Every time Peef says "POG" I lose my mind I love him
Pic of Swimmy's hair before and after to prove his loyalty
Suprised I haven't seen people asking for the sauce of this game you and Golden were talking about.
Ngl, I want to know as well
@@approximateCognition I also want to know. Both for research and because I can't tell if Bo or Golden is more cringe without knowing the game. I mean if it is a porn game with good gameplay and "plot" then Bo is in the clear and Golden is super cringe for needing help.
@@brendanworthington3888 now you sound cringe.
@@kazsura9812 no I actually agree here, there's different levels of culture for porn games
Gotta be final fantasy 7 remake that's something golden would do
LETTUCE HAIR, SWIMMY FINALLY GOT OUT OF THE CHONGQING POCKET
Someday i’ll make joke so funny that Bo will have to heart my comment
Sage Brignac Just you wait
The man has done it.
@@patriotic_canadian you absolute madman you did it
@@exginger528 r/madlads
short answer:
you cannot counter chad paratroopers
You can shoot them in the air with 20mm AA guns while they are defenceless Post Scriptum stile
@@tedarcher9120 but thats a war crime isn't it
@@luthfihar3211 Pilot yes, paratrooper no
@@luthfihar3211 they were armed, weren't they?
@@tzeentchnianexaltedsorcero2041 then having wibbys everywhere to shoot them down is legal?
Swimmy did something that wasn't a total failure? Who are they, and what have they done to the real Swimmy! Just so I can tell them, they can keep him ;)
His teammates had motivation so they didn't achieve depression just after the game started
Your honor, I was not an “accomplice to first-degree murder”, I was actually just helping out a homie.
When bo didn’t add the part where his fleet got clapped for some reason
Italy:Where is your infantry Germany?
Germany: STRENG GEHEIM
Streng Geheim
I think it's been a while since we've seen Italian Bo...
Mama Mia you’re right
Super mario in hoi4
I first read that as Italo Balbo
And i wonder why would anyone talk that naval commander?
that moment when you build the atlantic wall in the sky and out of bullets.....
Petition to bring back the Amber co-op on Germany/USSR with the clippy cloppy cavalry horde
The paratroopers weren't shot down by the AA guns, there were so many that, they've crashed into eachother in the air
Failed paradrops?
Basically Operation "Market Garden" in a nutshell.
Ngl, this episode was pretty hype. You should do more Italy games in the future.
Swimmy, putting mot. Inf. 1936 near his capital and the allies try to para-cap Berlin 1945.
Swimmy: "I saw this in my visions."
he didn't even put it there that unit starts the game there
Is it just me or...were the Italians saying taco at the end of every sentence? like, during sealion.
"Continuate l'attacco" = "Keep on attacking"
@@giob5883 Thank you!
This episode, and the episode where Boe joins some newbie game and spams strat bombers, are arguably better than the Iwa Jima video.
I love these videos so much. Thanks bokoen for making my quarantine so much better.
“Did you just smell your fart like that”
“Well I can’t really help it, can I?”
*perfectly cut wheezing and laughter*
The allied paratroopers unfortunately forgot their parachutes, but boldly continued the attack regardless
“No it is making it better because I’m shouting the same thing over and over again, and it’s very effective.” Goldens arguing strategy in a nutshell.
And so begins the latest act of the Punished "VENOM" Swimmy arc
Early part of video, Swimmy's "country icon" is covered up by a dollar sign.
"Oh hey! You have a Twitch staff watching your stream?"
"I do? I do! I do have a Twitch staff watching me. That's cool!"
Seconds later, puts the "wholesome" German icon back on Swimmy's country ball. XD
I mean, the balls aren't there when he's streaming.
@@americantacos7618 I know. The timing is what makes it funny in this video.
Paratroopers: "we'll drop behind the coast and capture the docks"
Anti-air: "look! Target practice! Good thing too, I was getting bored"
Germania anti-air: "I sleep"
5:22 lol Bo could have totally clapped that main fleet. Just look at the stats and ship numbers. Ah well, clapping escorts with capitals is always fun
I've seen paratrooping with losses but jesus christ
This is why strat bombing AA is important, I guess :v
Everybody’s gangster until Swimmy won a game.
I like how bo immediately removed the demonetized sign from Germany after twitch staff arrived
7:27 whoever that is... thats the funniest shit i ever heard, i cant never stop laughting as i hear him say "f*ck your mother"
7:34 my reaction when someone pings everyone on the discord
3:36 SCHNERGENUG????????? AND THE LIGHT TANKS ARE SO FAST, ZOOOOOOOOM
I remember this one live. When the paratroopers melted on impact I couldn't stop laughing.
I really want you at 250k subscribers to do artillery only multiplayer
There is so much AA that only corpses reach the ground
I'm just waiting for someone playing as Italy to play Piazza Fontana by Yu Kung.
Who knew the best way to defeat paratroopers would be to just shoot them out of the air?
Leaving just a few guys on the other side of the Maginot line is a pro-gamer move. It will make the French confident, they'll attack, leave their forts behind and stretch out just in time to be crushed by the German Light Tanks returning from Poland. No need to even go through the Benelux.
this is your best in a nutshell yet.
Me, an Italian, listening to this video :
Visible frustration
Virgin Bo: I literally had to hold your hand so you could buy your anime sex game
Vs
Chad Golden: And?
Back to when we could pog
Omg. I didn't see until now that the thumbnail for this video is Italy and Germany point Ack-Ack guns at the channel.
A+ for effort.
Golden is a man of culture with a social impairment
German AA just vaporized all paratroopers as they come down lol
Ah yes the defenders of brest 2 guys with 1 rifle
That Twitch staff must have felt like he was back in the elementary school playground
I can just imagine like with max AA there’s just full auto flak 88s with thermals, 300 round belt, 88mm Minengeschoß, and 40 degree/sec transverse speed
Swimmy decided to become a targaryen
The part where they start talking about the porn shop is like when a couple fight and you're just sitting there waiting for them to stop
Did anyone notice that Swimmy plays alot better as Minor than as a major
Allies: Were going on a trip
AA: TO MY FACE OF AA flak
Soaring through the sky!
best girl peef is back
Fun fact: shooting at the airplane first & causing the paratroopers to jump out in “distress” is technically a war crime. But ignoring the plane and only firing on the defenseless paratroops as they float down is 100% legal.
I don’t understand how Swimmy can win as Germany but Golden can’t. I still believe one day Golden will win as Germany.
If golden does win please call the video Goldens First Win
LOL!
The "fuck you tank" line had me rolling
ZOOM
congrats
Your faster than Bokoen1
My zoom class got raided
We will never hear the end of this one
I was starting hoi4 and the music at the beginning and hoi4 matched up perfectly
Paratroopers: *exist*
The AA: Hippity Hoppity, get off my fucking property
The China joke was too relatable.
Who is playing Bulgaria? This dude is the best in every video! :D
Perfect counter to paratroops is a war crime
anime porn? IT'S HENTAI AND IT IS ART DAMN IT BO
ah yes somehow i managed to get here, you're the only youtuber where the notifications work
Nice video as alway! Love them, Bo!
Why does Cho King sound like he’s constantly doing an ASMR video
“Ready sir!”
“Shield!”
“Squeeze!”
Best dialogue ever
I approve of your Italian skills, Bo
I have also elected to ignore your mockery of our language and culture
Swimmy games are so fucking cursed and always feel lost yet just time skip like 2 months and Swimmy is past the Urals
"*PIN PIN PIN! CHHOKING CHHOKING*"
Bruh you literaly just said 6! 6! in my language 7:50
Life is hard... BUT GODDAMMIT THAT ATLANTIC WALL IS HARD AS FUCK, LITERALLY IMPENETRABLE
_I can't believe Swimmy ruined operation Market Garden_
Welp, looks like I won't be able to use paratroopers for a couple of months.
The day you play as France will be a magical day
Still I dont understand why the paratroupeers just died, was it a bug or it was really anti-air, because when he checked the air situation there werent many anti-airs...
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