How To Counter Paratroopers - Hoi4 MP In A Nutshell
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- Опубліковано 18 вер 2024
- Hearts of Iron 4 MP in a nutshell
(Hearts of iron 4 multiplayer)
AA power
Episode 178
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@@rexdaylawn1609 you go up against boi in hoi4 and see who would win. He would clap your checks faster and harder then the audience at a baseball game when there team wins
It's amazing how Swimmy didn't move the "SS-Verfügungstruppe" out of Berlin for like the whole 8-9 years the game was going at that point, truly a 16D-chess manouver.
Hitler's own bodyguard!
>8-9 years
>1943
@@kuhluhOG
Uh, yeah
(Assuming) Late 1943
Nearly 8 years
He knew they would paradrop there
@@maddoxlacy9072 yeah ok, my brain had a fart, sry
I imagine Rommel inspecting the atlantic wall and its just three german soldiers smoking a cigarette in Brest.
If it works why change it?
The rest of them were defending a far more important objective. Iwo jima.
I mean thats pretty much what the alantic wall was before rommel arrived.
Jogzy G _yes_
"ok,new plan. sky wall. with bullets. GO!"
Your honor my client would like to plead “just helping out a homie” as opposed to “accessory to murder”
I'm starting to smell gang affiliations here
damn I can’t believe bo liked this, Denmark doesn’t exist
"If I win I'll dye my hair"
"Swimmy why are you aiming a gun at your foot?"
"No reason"
Two months 2 comments 1,2 likes
Three months 3 comments 1.2k likes
4 months,
1.3k likes,
4 comments
five months. 1.4k likes. 5 comments
6 months 6 comments 1.5k likes
Band of Brothers episode list
Episode 1: Easy Company trains and prepares for Operation Overlord
Episode 2: Everyone literally dies in the opening minutes due to German AA
Episode 3: The series switches to the British, who launch Operation Market Garden times ten on Berlin, but are defeated by some motorised troops Hitler forgot about.
The rest of the series is just pictures of Hitler with green hair.
Hitler: "what do you mean 'i forgot an army'??
Scared shitless messenger: "well, mein fuhrer, you kindof just....left them in berlin...."
Hitler: "how could i be stupid enough to leave an ARMY in my OWN CITY!? are you calling me stupid?"
nervous generals: "well sir, this is actually good...there are allied paratroopers near it and they are already swiss-cheesed by our AA guns..."
Hitler: "OBVIOUSLY! don't you know this was my plan the entire time? i am a strategic genius!"
That’s a certified Hitler moment.
@@cageybee7221 if that really happened, it would be at the same time the saddest and the funniest thing of the war
@@danielm.595 saddest the would be the most embarrassing moment
German Radar: Allied transport planes are coming into our sector.
German AA: Good! Our first catch of the day!
"Atlantic sky wall activate!" *Machingun fire*
"Allied transport planes are entering range, the poor bastards."
@@ladywaffle2210YWNBAW
Germany be like:
"Light tanks is the new meta"
Everyone with anti-tank:
"Uhhhh..."
He won though. He failed successfully
@@RabiasHarry yep, what a lad
pro gamer move : light tank armor is so light anti tank just go right thru & overpens, its genius
Kaurv true facts you gotta hope they don’t have HE tho
hope it bounces off or something
"It does make (my argument) better because I'm just shouting the same thing over and over. And its effective"
GOLDEN FIGURED OUT HOW TO DEBATE ON THE INTERNET HE'S TOO DANGEROUS TO BE LEFT ALIVE
And how effective it was in the battle of Paris?
@@NikFlatcher And?
@@NikFlatcher he won this game so it must've been pretty effective
I mean he got invaded in this game and left lmao
@@Bokoen1 damnit I just want him to take the dub for once
(Also I mixed up swimmy and golden lol, my bad)
i can't believe swimmy actually won a game
dw im sure save corrupted
Truly a dark timeline
What's next?! Golden owning Paris?!
Top 10 strange unexplained natural phenomena
@@math3000 Dressel Iwo Jima
The paratrooper didn't die for the AA, but they parachuted themselves without the parachute.
Kamikaze style
Neutron style
You got 69 likes and I ain’t braking it
@@YotoBoto too late my man of culture
@@YotoBoto too late :(
Imagine you're being a polish soldier defending the border, and suddenly, instead of infantry, out of the forest come billions of light tanks, moving at the speed of light and bumping into each other like bumper cars
No, they're clearly drifting to deja vu
Now every division is the ghost division
They are the Panzer Elite!
@@alect525 _Ghost Army_
.... ye.. that's the whole idea of the german tank blitzkrieg
I like how swimmy didn't even move like a third of his starting units and still won. That just goes to show how incompetent the allies were that game
Twitch staff watching and they love HOI? Epic pog moment
Bruh I see you everywhere
There will be more comments on this saying that they see Avery everywhere
@@rexdaylawn1609 I see them everywhere as well
A mega LOL, am I right Twitch chatters??
pogger
We need Dwane "The Rock" Johnson in Gibraltar
*Allies*
“SAS RAIDS, SAS RA-“
*Cut off by thousands of flakvillings and 88mm flak guns firing at the paratroopers*
_Rommelspargel_ 100
haha, guns go boom
flakvierling.mp3
*downloading henttai*
FBI agent: “what are you doing?”
Bo: “helping out a homie”
Now im just imagining Bo and Golden walking into a shop, holding hands, while Bo askes for a hentai game and Golden just stares at the floor embarrassed.
any idea what the game was called?
"Where is your infantry?"
STRENG GEHEIM
Epic Himmler moment
“It does make my argument better. Because I’m just shouting the same thing over and over. And its effective!”- Reich Minister of propaganda golden
I want to see Swimmy dressed as the Joker
Every time Peef says "POG" I lose my mind I love him
As Italian I noticed how all the other armies sound like soldiers answering orders whereas the Italians sound like actors going to war lol
Pic of Swimmy's hair before and after to prove his loyalty
Suprised I haven't seen people asking for the sauce of this game you and Golden were talking about.
Ngl, I want to know as well
@@approximateCognition I also want to know. Both for research and because I can't tell if Bo or Golden is more cringe without knowing the game. I mean if it is a porn game with good gameplay and "plot" then Bo is in the clear and Golden is super cringe for needing help.
@@brendanworthington3888 now you sound cringe.
@@kazsura9812 no I actually agree here, there's different levels of culture for porn games
Gotta be final fantasy 7 remake that's something golden would do
Someday i’ll make joke so funny that Bo will have to heart my comment
Sage Brignac Just you wait
The man has done it.
@@patriotic_canadian you absolute madman you did it
@@exginger528 r/madlads
LETTUCE HAIR, SWIMMY FINALLY GOT OUT OF THE CHONGQING POCKET
Italy:Where is your infantry Germany?
Germany: STRENG GEHEIM
Streng Geheim
short answer:
you cannot counter chad paratroopers
You can shoot them in the air with 20mm AA guns while they are defenceless Post Scriptum stile
@@tedarcher9120 but thats a war crime isn't it
@@luthfihar3211 Pilot yes, paratrooper no
@@luthfihar3211 they were armed, weren't they?
@@tzeentchnianexaltedsorcero2041 then having wibbys everywhere to shoot them down is legal?
Swimmy did something that wasn't a total failure? Who are they, and what have they done to the real Swimmy! Just so I can tell them, they can keep him ;)
His teammates had motivation so they didn't achieve depression just after the game started
Your honor, I was not an “accomplice to first-degree murder”, I was actually just helping out a homie.
“Did you just smell your fart like that”
“Well I can’t really help it, can I?”
*perfectly cut wheezing and laughter*
I think it's been a while since we've seen Italian Bo...
Mama Mia you’re right
Super mario in hoi4
I first read that as Italo Balbo
And i wonder why would anyone talk that naval commander?
Petition to bring back the Amber co-op on Germany/USSR with the clippy cloppy cavalry horde
When bo didn’t add the part where his fleet got clapped for some reason
that moment when you build the atlantic wall in the sky and out of bullets.....
Ngl, this episode was pretty hype. You should do more Italy games in the future.
Early part of video, Swimmy's "country icon" is covered up by a dollar sign.
"Oh hey! You have a Twitch staff watching your stream?"
"I do? I do! I do have a Twitch staff watching me. That's cool!"
Seconds later, puts the "wholesome" German icon back on Swimmy's country ball. XD
I mean, the balls aren't there when he's streaming.
@@americantacos7618 I know. The timing is what makes it funny in this video.
1:48 Look guys look!
This is my one of the greatest achievement
"DISCONNECTING DURING SINO-JAPANESE WAR"
Virgin Bo: I literally had to hold your hand so you could buy your anime sex game
Vs
Chad Golden: And?
Failed paradrops?
Basically Operation "Market Garden" in a nutshell.
Swimmy, putting mot. Inf. 1936 near his capital and the allies try to para-cap Berlin 1945.
Swimmy: "I saw this in my visions."
he didn't even put it there that unit starts the game there
Is it just me or...were the Italians saying taco at the end of every sentence? like, during sealion.
"Continuate l'attacco" = "Keep on attacking"
@@giob5883 Thank you!
I love these videos so much. Thanks bokoen for making my quarantine so much better.
Paratroopers: "we'll drop behind the coast and capture the docks"
Anti-air: "look! Target practice! Good thing too, I was getting bored"
Germania anti-air: "I sleep"
I've seen paratrooping with losses but jesus christ
This is why strat bombing AA is important, I guess :v
The paratroopers weren't shot down by the AA guns, there were so many that, they've crashed into eachother in the air
7:34 my reaction when someone pings everyone on the discord
5:22 lol Bo could have totally clapped that main fleet. Just look at the stats and ship numbers. Ah well, clapping escorts with capitals is always fun
3:36 SCHNERGENUG????????? AND THE LIGHT TANKS ARE SO FAST, ZOOOOOOOOM
This episode, and the episode where Boe joins some newbie game and spams strat bombers, are arguably better than the Iwa Jima video.
And so begins the latest act of the Punished "VENOM" Swimmy arc
ZOOM
congrats
Your faster than Bokoen1
My zoom class got raided
Everybody’s gangster until Swimmy won a game.
“No it is making it better because I’m shouting the same thing over and over again, and it’s very effective.” Goldens arguing strategy in a nutshell.
I really want you at 250k subscribers to do artillery only multiplayer
The allied paratroopers unfortunately forgot their parachutes, but boldly continued the attack regardless
"*PIN PIN PIN! CHHOKING CHHOKING*"
Bruh you literaly just said 6! 6! in my language 7:50
Me, an Italian, listening to this video :
Visible frustration
7:27 whoever that is... thats the funniest shit i ever heard, i cant never stop laughting as i hear him say "f*ck your mother"
this is your best in a nutshell yet.
I remember this one live. When the paratroopers melted on impact I couldn't stop laughing.
anime porn? IT'S HENTAI AND IT IS ART DAMN IT BO
I don’t understand how Swimmy can win as Germany but Golden can’t. I still believe one day Golden will win as Germany.
If golden does win please call the video Goldens First Win
LOL!
best girl peef is back
Nice video as alway! Love them, Bo!
I like how bo immediately removed the demonetized sign from Germany after twitch staff arrived
I'm just waiting for someone playing as Italy to play Piazza Fontana by Yu Kung.
Allies: Were going on a trip
AA: TO MY FACE OF AA flak
Soaring through the sky!
Omg. I didn't see until now that the thumbnail for this video is Italy and Germany point Ack-Ack guns at the channel.
A+ for effort.
Is there actually a script to these or is that a meme? Can never tell nowdays
It’s a meme that started in twitch chat, after people realised that every game swimmy golden or someone else does something stupid, so it must be scripted, and everyone just picked it up.
I was starting hoi4 and the music at the beginning and hoi4 matched up perfectly
Fun fact: shooting at the airplane first & causing the paratroopers to jump out in “distress” is technically a war crime. But ignoring the plane and only firing on the defenseless paratroops as they float down is 100% legal.
Who is playing Bulgaria? This dude is the best in every video! :D
There is so much AA that only corpses reach the ground
There are two kinds of Germany players:
"Where are my allies? I need help!"
&
"Do not worry, my children, I am here."
Edit:
Funny enough, the same applies to Italy players.
Back to when we could pog
Swimmy is slowly but surely turning into Joker, one day we'll see some Joker shit happened in Sweden and we'll know it was ourguy. Our clown man, our Joker, Swimmy the schwimmy.
Swimmy games are so fucking cursed and always feel lost yet just time skip like 2 months and Swimmy is past the Urals
Paratroopers: *exist*
The AA: Hippity Hoppity, get off my fucking property
“Ready sir!”
“Shield!”
“Squeeze!”
Best dialogue ever
No one:
Swimmy: Fuck it
Hi Bo! Keep up the great content!
Any news on some CK3 gameplay? Looking forward to some genuine Danish gameplay with your sister-mother wife ❤️
Pronto seniore
I approve of your Italian skills, Bo
I have also elected to ignore your mockery of our language and culture
Swimmy decided to become a targaryen
Leaving just a few guys on the other side of the Maginot line is a pro-gamer move. It will make the French confident, they'll attack, leave their forts behind and stretch out just in time to be crushed by the German Light Tanks returning from Poland. No need to even go through the Benelux.
German AA just vaporized all paratroopers as they come down lol
Who knew the best way to defeat paratroopers would be to just shoot them out of the air?
Did anyone notice that Swimmy plays alot better as Minor than as a major
The part where they start talking about the porn shop is like when a couple fight and you're just sitting there waiting for them to stop
Life is hard... BUT GODDAMMIT THAT ATLANTIC WALL IS HARD AS FUCK, LITERALLY IMPENETRABLE
Ah yes the defenders of brest 2 guys with 1 rifle
I can just imagine like with max AA there’s just full auto flak 88s with thermals, 300 round belt, 88mm Minengeschoß, and 40 degree/sec transverse speed
The "fuck you tank" line had me rolling
Real men ask, no, DEMAND their own porn games.
Golden is a man of culture with a social impairment
Bulgaria voice is cute.
pronto *signore
You're welcome, m8.
Paratroopers died, in the air. _cough Geneva Convention_
You mean geneva suggestion? The paratrooper law was written in 1949 so france is gd