Early War 101 - Hoi4 MP In A Nutshell

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  • @Bokoen1
    @Bokoen1  3 роки тому +1911

    Anyone else love Fifa Pro clubs? Because I do :^)

  • @luglo23
    @luglo23 3 роки тому +4690

    I just imagine british engineers finishing the fort when they see the aussies retreating

    • @TekkFaction
      @TekkFaction 3 роки тому +395

      Just watch the Australians roll out the gate as they’re closing it.

    • @aussiemilitant4486
      @aussiemilitant4486 3 роки тому +201

      Aussies dont retreat, we just look for another pub.

    • @aaronford4159
      @aaronford4159 3 роки тому +38

      Isn’t that just the singapore campaign

    • @anoon-
      @anoon- 3 роки тому +74

      At that point you just join the Germans so you can get paid.

    • @thomaswiltherford9265
      @thomaswiltherford9265 3 роки тому +30

      @@TekkFaction This made me laugh. They do the finishing touches just as the defending army rolls out.

  • @generalofchaos5174
    @generalofchaos5174 3 роки тому +4000

    Rommel: "Nice fort you got there. Would be a shame if someone stole it."

    • @pixelchrome2
      @pixelchrome2 3 роки тому +100

      And then he stole it.

    • @wetplant1748
      @wetplant1748 3 роки тому +87

      Rommel when he sees the UK reinforcing El-Alamein: I THINK IM BOUT TO STEAL

    • @generalfred9426
      @generalfred9426 3 роки тому +15

      Australians: Say wot mate?

    • @dschulieen
      @dschulieen 3 роки тому +11

      But respect to those egyptian workers who just continued to build a fort during a battle... they got balls of steel

    • @lyvekis8824
      @lyvekis8824 3 роки тому +2

      It's free real estate.

  • @joshuatumambo5674
    @joshuatumambo5674 3 роки тому +3848

    "Any Allied division that lands on the beaches of France, you may call me Herman Meyer"
    - Herman Meyer

    • @drizz3l
      @drizz3l 3 роки тому +119

      Ich sehe sie sind ebenfalls ein Mann der Kultur

    • @capitanjulietti3436
      @capitanjulietti3436 3 роки тому +12

      I don't get it

    • @marfitrblx
      @marfitrblx 3 роки тому +284

      @@capitanjulietti3436 göring said "call me herman meyer", and since d-day happened we now call him herman meyer.

    • @jakemitchell7786
      @jakemitchell7786 3 роки тому +478

      @@capitanjulietti3436 It's based on a real quote where Goring (roughly) said "If any raf bombs ever fall on Berlin you may call me Herman Meyer."
      The fact that this eventually did happen has led to people mockingly calling him that.

    • @capitanjulietti3436
      @capitanjulietti3436 3 роки тому +20

      @@jakemitchell7786 OK thanks dude, but why did he say that tho

  • @quiet_gal_
    @quiet_gal_ 3 роки тому +3528

    *Britishmen walk out of the newly-finished fort*
    “Fort’s done guys! Guys….?”
    *guns point to their heads*
    “Guten tag”

  • @spiderduckpig
    @spiderduckpig 3 роки тому +2323

    Now witness the power of this fully armed and operational battle station

    • @GalaxyGamer-ux8mq
      @GalaxyGamer-ux8mq 3 роки тому +41

      Ppl: crap
      Bo: ah yes our first catch of the day!

    • @jordank5623
      @jordank5623 3 роки тому +22

      *shits aggressively*

    • @dova9609
      @dova9609 3 роки тому +18

      In small text: sponsored and built by the british

    • @Ronald98
      @Ronald98 3 роки тому +4

      FLOPPA GANG

    • @lordvader8981
      @lordvader8981 3 роки тому +1

      I approve let there be no survivors!!!

  • @TheNinjaGumball
    @TheNinjaGumball 3 роки тому +694

    *Sees Germany declaring on Czechs*
    *Flashbacks to Dressel getting encircled in Prague and on the Polish Border*

    • @MeinungMann
      @MeinungMann 3 роки тому +4

      Video?

    • @steffanyschwartz7801
      @steffanyschwartz7801 3 роки тому +19

      Flashback to every dressel Germany video were ai Czechoslovakia and Vader Poland kill dressel every time and then it is slog match that is boring

  • @captainkeyes1523
    @captainkeyes1523 3 роки тому +885

    Lowee’s LARP at the end was top tier

  • @TheShadowofDragons
    @TheShadowofDragons 3 роки тому +640

    This is one of those episodes where you instantly know you can't wait for the Full Episode version because you just need more of this.

    • @litlpunch
      @litlpunch 3 роки тому +21

      Do you know where (/when) we can watch the full episode version?

    • @JuanCarvajal2000
      @JuanCarvajal2000 3 роки тому +47

      well... you can always watch the twitch vod... the full 6 hour version of the episode

    • @litlpunch
      @litlpunch 3 роки тому +12

      @@JuanCarvajal2000 damm, didn't know this guy streamed. I will definetely check it out. Thanks!

    • @Bokoen1
      @Bokoen1  3 роки тому +130

      @@litlpunch Yes I have a twitch channel. It's in my description

    • @Yayaloy9
      @Yayaloy9 3 роки тому +15

      @@Bokoen1 I wish you would just live it on youtube or sth. Twitch keeps buffering, and its video display is bonker. Couldn't watch any of your old stream.

  • @HalfSalvo
    @HalfSalvo 3 роки тому +237

    “Don’t shit talk until the war is over”
    -Zhukov telegram (1940)

  • @maxkennedy8075
    @maxkennedy8075 3 роки тому +3178

    I imagine hundreds of royal engineers working as fast as possible to build forts on El Alamein and just as they finish the last pillbox a hand comes down on their shoulder
    Thinking its an officer come to congratulate them for their hard work they’re half right
    Its a German panzer officer, here to thank the engineers for their hard work with a stay in hotel Colditz

    • @tylermech66
      @tylermech66 3 роки тому +481

      I'd imagine they'd be some of the better treated prisoners of war, just from how amused the Germans would be.

    • @SeaOfGoldenBean
      @SeaOfGoldenBean 3 роки тому +287

      @@tylermech66 they would be the VIP premium not torture prisoners

    • @commanderkei9537
      @commanderkei9537 3 роки тому +375

      @@SeaOfGoldenBean “hallo. We see you did gut work here! How would you like to work on our Atlantic wall?”

    • @maddoxlacy9072
      @maddoxlacy9072 3 роки тому +190

      @@commanderkei9537
      "Ze beaches are beautiful in many vays"

    • @mappingshaman5280
      @mappingshaman5280 3 роки тому +158

      British prisoners of War in Germany were treated really well compared to most other nationalities because firstly the germans believed the British were aryan and secondly they desired a peace treaty with Britain far more than they did with for example the ussr.

  • @TravisBroski
    @TravisBroski 3 роки тому +333

    Dankus last game: *sweats super hard with meta strats*
    Dankus this game: *goes AFK on attacks and is slow on initiating plans*

    • @emie9858
      @emie9858 3 роки тому +65

      Dankus on a ridiculous amount of caffeine and nicotine vs Dankus normally

    • @steffanyschwartz7801
      @steffanyschwartz7801 3 роки тому +14

      Dankus does good he gets cocky a lot like in masters of Mediterranean with Bulgaria

    • @thisisaname5589
      @thisisaname5589 2 роки тому +8

      It's nice to watch him just completely forget that paratroopers can leapfrog from airport to airport.

    • @isaacandersen1
      @isaacandersen1 Рік тому

      I fucking hate dankus

  • @acerusea5156
    @acerusea5156 3 роки тому +535

    Britain: Builds a fort in El-Alamein at the last second
    Germany: Is for me?

    • @SerKnightGuy
      @SerKnightGuy 3 роки тому +18

      Europe: Exists
      Germany: Is for me?

    • @deanvandijk9670
      @deanvandijk9670 3 роки тому +2

      Eruseans have tons of experience with stealing the enemy's equipment as well :^)

    • @freyawion5337
      @freyawion5337 3 роки тому

      dude why do i see you everywhere

  • @liammiller6247
    @liammiller6247 3 роки тому +795

    You cut out the part where Swimmy lost as Japan and Golden had to carry him

    • @steffanyschwartz7801
      @steffanyschwartz7801 3 роки тому +52

      Lol swimmy and losing as japan a passionate duo

    • @TheRedKing247
      @TheRedKing247 2 роки тому +15

      @@steffanyschwartz7801 You can leave out the "as japan" there and that sentence would still be true

  • @jim9660
    @jim9660 2 роки тому +44

    I liked the reference to that quote from Hermann Göring at the end there. This was his actual famous quote: ""No enemy bomber can reach the Ruhr. If one reaches the Ruhr, my name is not Hermann Göring. You may call me Hermann Meyer."

    • @sir.2015
      @sir.2015 2 роки тому

      to bring back and old strategy?

  • @Tankdestroyer467
    @Tankdestroyer467 3 роки тому +90

    Alternate title: *If Rommel actually had supplies*

  • @akseliloven5093
    @akseliloven5093 3 роки тому +337

    Dankus is suppose to be meta man...
    Doesnt paradrop to africa via airfields like a BOSS!!!

  • @primal_guy1526
    @primal_guy1526 3 роки тому +118

    Royal Engineers: *finish building the forts at El Alamein*
    Rommel: Hello there

    • @NathanTheDwarvenShark
      @NathanTheDwarvenShark 3 роки тому +22

      *Nervous sweating* "Ummm, Hallo? ... Can we work for you on the Atlantic wall? we... umm... sorta got left alone here."

    • @beefyblom
      @beefyblom 3 роки тому +5

      Generalfeldmarschall Rommel! you are a bold one.

  • @theliato3809
    @theliato3809 3 роки тому +60

    Imagine being the French sitting in your fortifications worrying about the Germans flanking around it and suddenly some vampires with heavy artillery jsut start blasting it to bits

  • @sumomanify
    @sumomanify 3 роки тому +105

    Reads the intro
    "so like golden or Swimmy on Germany then"
    Germany is Bo
    "Oh"

  • @Guns_Blazin
    @Guns_Blazin 3 роки тому +147

    “We do a little snaking, it’s called we do a little snaking.” - Bulgaria

    • @zeroxthesoldat4410
      @zeroxthesoldat4410 3 роки тому +19

      "If you cant take em, snake em" - Bulgarian high command

  • @NC-youtube
    @NC-youtube 3 роки тому +107

    Bo should honestly make a Hoi4 tutorial series, using past MP clips as examples of what not to do

    • @steffanyschwartz7801
      @steffanyschwartz7801 3 роки тому +21

      A lot of not to does would be don’t ignore Europe or deny that they can sealion

    • @kirby1225
      @kirby1225 3 роки тому +6

      @@steffanyschwartz7801 get iwo jima at all cost, yes?

  • @mossfen583
    @mossfen583 3 роки тому +93

    This early war thing reminds me of someone else who wasnt very succesful at his operation.

  • @RandomAutist
    @RandomAutist 3 роки тому +89

    ah yes. the ol' an' classic, "lets go to war early, so even the enemy wont be prepared"
    never fails to fail.

  • @solinvictus5706
    @solinvictus5706 3 роки тому +38

    Immediately walks up with 30 tanks, eats shit dies and loses 20 in 6 months.
    Good job Finland, you really won Germany this game.
    *Don’t shit talk till the war is over*

  • @coolnamebro7363
    @coolnamebro7363 3 роки тому +29

    My favorite park of ww2 was when the leaders of the world joined a discord call to shit talk each other I loved that.

    • @BudMasta
      @BudMasta 3 роки тому +3

      Stalin didn't even get to "git gud" Hitler irl

  •  3 роки тому +48

    You know its gonna be something good when you see czechoslovakia ball in the thumbnail

  • @walnzell9328
    @walnzell9328 3 роки тому +13

    Dankus: My entire army is dead! My entire army!
    16 Divisions still alive: **Existential terror**

  • @cameronpadley117
    @cameronpadley117 3 роки тому +56

    I'm in awe of the size of this Georing

  • @nikolaivanov8007
    @nikolaivanov8007 3 роки тому +33

    Should have included Swimmy and Golden, they did a pretty good LoL game

  • @mitamajr
    @mitamajr 3 роки тому +14

    "finally, the fort is ready"
    "danke"

  • @Ides_0f_March
    @Ides_0f_March 3 роки тому +7

    Rommel after arriving at empty brand new fort near El Alamein with red tape just waiting for him to cut it - "Danke, Tommies!"

  • @munk6576
    @munk6576 3 роки тому +14

    This is the kind of game where you expect something like "we lost 4 months after" at the very end

    • @steffanyschwartz7801
      @steffanyschwartz7801 3 роки тому +1

      The only way I see that is that after the pacific war Germany gets invaded in Morocco, France, Netherlands, and Denmark and loses

    • @munk6576
      @munk6576 3 роки тому +1

      @@steffanyschwartz7801 i know that there is no way they're gonna lose the game BUT I feel like everytime there's an episode or a 2 part episode where they do really it always end in a "we lost after a few months"

  • @andrewberrocal2281
    @andrewberrocal2281 2 роки тому +7

    British engineers: *frantically hammering last nails in the fort*
    British Engineers: can some one get me that screw driver?
    Rommel: sure here you go

    • @sir.2015
      @sir.2015 2 роки тому

      to bring back and old strategy?

  • @BoyGaming-sx6gd
    @BoyGaming-sx6gd 3 роки тому +5

    The British Engineers: Alright lads, we just finished these forts to hold off the Germans, now we just have to-
    The Afrika Korp: I'll have that thank you.

  • @thegreywolfe12
    @thegreywolfe12 3 роки тому +9

    "and old strategy" ladies and gentlemen we got him

  • @awesomeapostolic4492
    @awesomeapostolic4492 3 роки тому +11

    What a match, I need to learn to ise Paratroopers now after seeing this masterpiece.

  • @sandstorm9305
    @sandstorm9305 3 роки тому +5

    10:05 The wise words of Hermann Meyer

  • @tomm9963
    @tomm9963 3 роки тому +8

    Most unfortunate about the security breach on the Northern Front

  • @com5274
    @com5274 3 роки тому +8

    The Romanians getting encircled while they were AFK?
    I think I've seen this one before

  • @thesmm2311
    @thesmm2311 3 роки тому +4

    9:51 comically large countryball

  • @corbinpearce7686
    @corbinpearce7686 3 роки тому +8

    I’d give like… at least 27 cents to listen to the ally chat while all of this was going on. Must have been pandemonium.

  • @imperialisticvonhabsburg3149
    @imperialisticvonhabsburg3149 3 роки тому +5

    I love good old Swimmy's strat of early war

  • @realhawaii5o
    @realhawaii5o 3 роки тому +38

    Not enough of Golden at the gates of Paris

  • @brihan21
    @brihan21 3 роки тому +9

    WHY was he so MASSIVE at the end lmao

    • @logoncal3001
      @logoncal3001 3 роки тому +15

      Cause its Goering and Goering is fat

    • @mycure0498
      @mycure0498 3 роки тому +2

      Logoncal Humor

  • @vladimirrussian436
    @vladimirrussian436 3 роки тому +3

    Great timing I was just waiting for a Bokoen video

  • @shrimpboom8
    @shrimpboom8 3 роки тому +3

    Imagine the military engineers desperately trying to fortify el alamein, before noticing that all the marines were forced to retreat, pursued by four german tank divisions

  • @aurumwatch5008
    @aurumwatch5008 3 роки тому +7

    Bo is getting really good at writing these scripts

  • @octotitan4574
    @octotitan4574 3 роки тому +2

    10:06 nice ref

  • @redacted_lol
    @redacted_lol 3 роки тому +2

    Best. Episode. Ever.
    or at least top 5
    good job Bo, you have outdone yourself

  • @wceend5791
    @wceend5791 3 роки тому +3

    That large Keizer country spooked me

  • @mingQWERTY
    @mingQWERTY 3 роки тому +2

    I've started to see a pattern here. This isn't the first time that Romania went AFK and got half of its army encircled.

  • @randomproductions1650
    @randomproductions1650 Рік тому +3

    3:35 is proof that the script is real btw, how did dankus know that was going to happen huh

  • @airl10
    @airl10 3 роки тому +1

    I basically never watch twitch, but this is one of the few that I saw live, and the El Alamein bit was great.

  • @Jacob-pu4zj
    @Jacob-pu4zj 3 роки тому +1

    Glorious Lowee LARP. The potato chip munch was 10/10.

  • @thepruh1151
    @thepruh1151 3 роки тому +1

    That was a nigh perfect recreation of the Blitzkrieg, except it worked throughout the war.

  • @cholmeslawdog1
    @cholmeslawdog1 2 роки тому +10

    Ya know, watching these old Bokoen videos reminds me that Dankus wasn't always bad and annoying. In other words, he has lost his mojo.

    • @sir.2015
      @sir.2015 2 роки тому

      to bring back and old strategy?

  • @bouldy2
    @bouldy2 3 роки тому +1

    I loved the scottish hermann goering at the end too funny.

  • @gack1015
    @gack1015 3 роки тому +2

    no, the big Imperial Germany ball at the end wasnt a mistake, its just an accurate protrayal of Goering.

  • @SebHaarfagre
    @SebHaarfagre 2 роки тому

    _"We have some great news regarding the national effort for the past few months Mr. President, and some bad news"_
    _"Tell me"_
    _"Well, the defensive structures and lines are all done, they'll be able to withstand heavy attacks and hold well at a vital chokepoint! :D"_
    _"That's great! What's the bad news?"_
    _"Well..."_

  • @wesleyquere4979
    @wesleyquere4979 3 роки тому +1

    Rommel stole the fort in El-Alamein , and you're laughing.

  • @kogeru392
    @kogeru392 3 роки тому +6

    God am I excited to see you guys play vic3

  • @freshwaterwaterfall4003
    @freshwaterwaterfall4003 3 роки тому +11

    If you want more of this, here's the full stream on twitch, it's full of many great bits that didn't make it into the video:
    www.twitch.tv/videos/1061299641?filter=archives&sort=time

  • @Ryuko-T72
    @Ryuko-T72 3 роки тому

    Just now thinking about how crazy these episodes are gonna become in the new update

  • @dasderpdood228
    @dasderpdood228 3 роки тому

    I thought this was a swimmy germany and it was gonna be Czechmate all over again. What a surprise seeing Bokoen1's axis pulling some money moves off

  • @batzal9459
    @batzal9459 3 роки тому

    UK: builds a fort in Egypt
    The Allies troops over there: Alright Im'ma just head out.

  • @apossiblyhereticalalphaleg3595
    @apossiblyhereticalalphaleg3595 3 роки тому

    9:51 Comically correct Goering

  • @ws5273
    @ws5273 Рік тому +1

    9:55 lol he made him BIG

  • @spencerpowell9289
    @spencerpowell9289 3 роки тому

    love the goring fat joke at the end with the germany ball

  • @michaelchristy5652
    @michaelchristy5652 3 роки тому

    Bokoen to the allies: I pulled a sneaky one on ya

  • @Robinjhoe1
    @Robinjhoe1 3 роки тому

    I guess after the paradox hoi4 game dankus immediatly got his muzzle back on and thrown into playing secondary countries lol

  • @Austriaball
    @Austriaball 3 роки тому +3

    Certified Gamer Moment

  • @papasult11
    @papasult11 3 роки тому

    Imagine those engineers just throwing all those cement then suddenly Rommel rhanked you

  • @baekry3876
    @baekry3876 3 роки тому

    France: No German will ever break the maginot line
    Germany: *unleashes Romania*

  • @jpheisondorf9176
    @jpheisondorf9176 3 роки тому

    Dankus always loses his whole army on the attack because he's not paying attention lmao XD

  • @Kaikai1928
    @Kaikai1928 3 роки тому +2

    There sure is a lot of "coming" in this game.

  • @pablokullick2138
    @pablokullick2138 3 роки тому

    The title screen of the channel looks poggers great

  • @marabooq7150
    @marabooq7150 3 роки тому +1

    this was really fun to watch live

  • @alibumba4305
    @alibumba4305 3 роки тому +1

    You did what swimmy. Couldn’t

  • @massyarchai146
    @massyarchai146 3 роки тому +1

    These videos are nearly always the same but yet i find them funny everytime, i dont know why.

  • @SamienBB
    @SamienBB 3 роки тому

    Bo: Do you trust me?
    Dankus: *NO*

  • @syntheticfox_real
    @syntheticfox_real 3 роки тому

    *sees an early war game*
    “Its an old code, but it still checks out.”

  • @polskipolak1129
    @polskipolak1129 3 роки тому +2

    Star Wars : EMPIRE AT WAR WHEN

  • @Downloader121094
    @Downloader121094 3 роки тому

    Hahah, this must be one of the best episodes ever

  • @bigcheese7575
    @bigcheese7575 3 роки тому

    Watched The Vicky Game on Twitch and came here to watch this bad boy! This Livestream was a good one too!

  • @existinginaspace8347
    @existinginaspace8347 3 роки тому

    Watched this at work, I can't stop laughing at Big Lowee

  • @juilui5165
    @juilui5165 3 роки тому +1

    I wish these videos wouldn't end there, like did they never d-day?

    • @Bokoen1
      @Bokoen1  3 роки тому +1

      We won the game 5 minutes later

  • @TheMetalfreak360
    @TheMetalfreak360 3 роки тому

    Cool of Herman Meyer to give a call.

  • @earlofbroadst
    @earlofbroadst 3 роки тому

    This worked out a lot better for Bo than it did for Dressel.

  • @oleanderkazzy_
    @oleanderkazzy_ 3 роки тому

    "No way, man." -Thai ambassador to Great Britain, upon hearing the fall of El Alamein

  • @landpilot6197
    @landpilot6197 3 роки тому

    Me: Is sick
    Phone: (notification)
    *sees its a new bo video
    Me: what is this sickness

  • @bardiafn5966
    @bardiafn5966 4 місяці тому

    Maybe you should get some supply.
    Franklin D. Roosevelt, 1942

  • @treytonrailling4735
    @treytonrailling4735 3 роки тому

    I’ve been looking forward to this…

  • @sleeplessslander695
    @sleeplessslander695 3 роки тому

    Lost his entire army in the south? Must be a Dancus game.

  • @FeyTheBin
    @FeyTheBin 3 роки тому

    Fort El-Alamein: Heist of the century.

  • @sammyboi2951
    @sammyboi2951 3 роки тому +1

    Fort stealing a new meta strat

  • @bruh5912
    @bruh5912 3 роки тому +4

    Bo is currently streaming Victoria 2 right now. I’ll be back to watch this after bo’s stream.
    I’m back to let you know that the stream was good.

  • @baul997
    @baul997 3 роки тому

    Bo Blitzkrieg so fast not even the allies can follow Bo XD

  • @4sakenreaper42
    @4sakenreaper42 3 роки тому +1

    Great video👍

  • @HyperExcalibur
    @HyperExcalibur 3 роки тому

    Ayo, new bokoen vid do be lit.