Well I don't think the Soviets would be running the show at that point. The speech would probably be made to a new group of people, for who it would be their new Empire (well, only Empire).
@@C00kiesAplenty It had only stalemated because the Axis had to finish off Russia. Now with Russia on their side they would have curb stomped the allies. Eat pant loser.
The stream of this game was amazing. The teamwork, the salt, the plans and commands. Romanian paratroopers remain the MVP, followed by the venezuelan AI
Schafer seems like such a cool dude. He accepted his defeat graciously, and played along with your plan, because that's what would have happened IRL. IMHO, a really good player will play their country in a historical manner even in an alternate reality timeline, and that's really hard to pull off right.
10:06 * You're playing a game. * 10:08 * Mum calls you down for dinner , but you're playing competitive. * 10:18 **She turns of the wifi and you know the game will punish you for disconnecting.**
Can confirm from experience - playing a drunk game makes hoi4 10X more fun - One time I came home from the pub having had a few drinks and I joined a game as a coop with another guy that was also drunk and we cooped the UK - we started off so shit that nobody expected us to do anything other than just capitulate to Germany in 1937, but we got progessively more sober as the night went on and the game got more intense, so by the time the war had started we were fully sober and trashing everyone else :D
God I hope that continues, I love it when large-scale alternate history stuff happens. Like taking Russia before France? A Nordic Union allied with the Soviets, the Hungarians and the Germans? Mmm
Schäfer has the distinctive look of GTA pedestrian I’m about to run over at 150 mph
Golden comment
crqf2010ruler Shit, I lost instantly
Like those San Andreas hahahaha or Mount And Blade peasent hahahahaha
You again?
Francesco V Yo you stalking me or some shit?
Schafer legit looks like some Russian mystic from the 1800s, scrying as to what strategies to send the Russian Imperial Army into battle with.
Rasputin, you mean.
when you realize napoleon crossed the borodino
@@hornet370when you realize Stalin's body has been inhabited by Swimmy
>some Russia mystic
Just say Rasputin you dunce
The rest of the axis: *Autistic noises and wheezing*
Germany: Ok I'm gonna declare war now.
I didn't know this was a role play game.
JAJAJAJA it is funny becuase its true.
@@Guanaco17 So true
@@Guanaco17 ja imagine still existing and accidentally being mistakenly taken be as an enemy
- _This post was made by the Waffle Bois_
North africa be like: spain came over with some tequila.
Historical accuracy, Dressel would be proud
When the hungarians guard the german flank: "I have got a bad feeling about this"
@@Sillywillu my bad
Not to worry, we're still flying half a front!
It's not as bad as leaving your flank to the Romanians
Atleast it isn't the Italians defending against d-day
And that's the german ally with the objectively highest quality army.
* when the alcohol really kicks in *
"I can't believe Hungary is shilling for paradox right now honestly"
Badabing
Badaboom
1 year later: Bokeon1 shilling for paradox
Apparently drunk Greg has 10000iq
little do they know
@@faiz8385 he can see 365 days into the future only when he's blackout drunk
I need Schafer's face as an emote now
Make it the new MonkaS
He looks like the white version of the "BEYYYTAAH" guy
The axis: We have brought peace, freedom, justice and security to your new empire.
The soviets: Our new empire?
yes
I see this as an downgrade
Soviets: Fascists, my allegiance is to Stalin... to Communism!
Well I don't think the Soviets would be running the show at that point. The speech would probably be made to a new group of people, for who it would be their new Empire (well, only Empire).
@@Crusader-tg1wx *axis*, my allegiance is to the *Commintern*
France: *is alive* The Axis: *Kills the USSR before Killing france* The Axis: *LOOKS AT FRANCE:WERE IN THE END GAME NOW TINKY WINKY*
ALL UP IN YOUR STINKY
I mean, that's how WWI happened.
And Golden lost WWI too from what I remember in my history books.
Lol erb
World War 1 redux
We will finish this like Antman. ALL UP IN YOUR STINKY!
Well Golden wasn't wrong there, for once, the Allies clearly surrendered by leaving. Axis victory!
Yea leaving a war that has stalemated is definitely an admittance of defeat.
@@C00kiesAplenty It had only stalemated because the Axis had to finish off Russia. Now with Russia on their side they would have curb stomped the allies. Eat pant loser.
@@C00kiesAplenty it wasn't stalemated. Russia had fallen, meaning all the divisions fighting Russia were now free to attack the Allies.
Well the reason they all left is because the game kept de-synching and they decided to just leave
@@oathsworn604 that's just an excuse because they couldn't admit they lost.
Hungary: Do you want me to build a navy?
Yugoslavia: *laughs nervously*
*"chuckles, I'm in danger'"*
*proceeds to go to Lithuania*
Russia: *Becomes Fascist*
*Countryball is still Soviet Union*
My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.
we were on the verge of greatness
Triglavian We were this close
polandball
Needed a Nordic Empireball too
TBF Stalin while leading a Communist-like-country was, in fact, a Fascist.
10:22 Now those eyes have seen the horrors of Micromanaging frontlines. Literally shell shocked at that point
Schäfer looks like a crazy elderly Russian.
he looks like a chubby rasputin
Christmas Bomber Thought the same!
SCHAFER DUGIN SCHAFER DUGIN
We need to see Schäfer play majors more often, it is kinda funny looking at him playing something new
His face! It'ss amazing!
7:07 that moment when ur entire defence and reserves fall.
10:21
:(
Ivan the terrible 1 second after bashing his son's skull in: 10:08 10:16 10:19 10:25
Yinran Zhang i would’ve recommended this comment more if you didn’t have the No one: spiel
@@karamj.5143 Honestly, I am sick of the ''mandatory'' No one meme too. So there you go, edited
@@yinranzhang1908 what a chad
You know what I salute you! o7
Ngl that kinda looks like ivan ngl
I just wanna congratulate Schafer, he really did well for someone not used to the USSR nor majors. Props to him !
Viktor Šalinović someone has a small pp
@@memesnahgee5259 Anime pfp=Opinion irrelevant and disregarded nerd
Viktor Šalinović no u
@@viktorsalinovic7260 imagine living in the shithole of Europe and trying to sound tough
@@headshot5500 tfw literally 90% of the Bokean crew is European.
Russian commanders in colour:
10:05 Poland, 1939
10:09 Finland, 1939-1940
10:15 USSR(probably Ukraine), Summer, 1941
10:18 USSR(Caucasus), Summer, 1942
10:20 USSR, Kursk, 1943
Remember that time the Franco was constantly drunk during WWII, and Hitler, Mannerheim, Gobbels and Borrmann had to give him an intervention?
And Mussolini yelled for Hitler to be inside of him
@@pcu9284 with horthy on the sidelines trying to make sense of it all
"Nothing he is saying is funny"
* said while everyone was laughing hysterically, including the audience *
I mean, he's not wrong, nothing he was *Saying* was what was funny. it was HOW he said it that was hilarious.
He was also holding back laughter.
Spain: Drunk
Historically Accurate (Y)
me: its getting really late , probably should go to bed
Bo: uploads
me: is this some sort of sign
“Two steps away from the epic victory royal”
Hmmm... where have I heard that one before...
“Two provinces away from Paris”
HMMM....
You can’t take Paris
7:39 the joe biden thing killed me
Same
Golden acknowledged the “Golden lost” meme!
Those Schafer faces tho
nobody:
Greg: *drunken rambling*
Finland: Exists
Golden: My new Empire!
"I don't need more infantry, I need better infantry."
Stalin: *laughs in Soviet*
Doctor: Still Schäfer isn't a thing. It won't hurt you.
Still Schäfer:
The stream of this game was amazing. The teamwork, the salt, the plans and commands. Romanian paratroopers remain the MVP, followed by the venezuelan AI
Me: about to go to sleep
Bo: *upload*
Me: Aww shit here we go again
Schafer seems like such a cool dude. He accepted his defeat graciously, and played along with your plan, because that's what would have happened IRL. IMHO, a really good player will play their country in a historical manner even in an alternate reality timeline, and that's really hard to pull off right.
Confederate General to General Lee after Picket's Charge: Dude I have no thing.
10/10 wouldn’t go too sleep again
10:06 * You're playing a game. *
10:08 * Mum calls you down for dinner , but you're playing competitive. *
10:18 **She turns of the wifi and you know the game will punish you for disconnecting.**
9:55 Golden really understanding what’s the audience wants right there
Schafer looks like he just witnessed his entire family get murdered in front of him
"Are you ok?"
The man that's hammered as shit and made 20k in interest "uh yeah I'm pretty fuckin sure I am"
“I have no thing”
“Are you Joe Biden?”
"Venezuela's defending the Faroe Islands"
This is very wrong but feels right.
3:05 after I watch the recent "#AD Portuguese Empire Game with Paradox Devs" video
Schafer looks like someone kidnapped SeaNanners and he went bald from the stress over 10 years
Hearing Bo pronounce Tartar sauce gave me cancer. 0:34
Thanks for uploading, I was getting way too bored
same
Me 2
Same, getting back from gym and just sitting on a sofa for an hour exhausts my yt watchlist pretty quickly
“He just sounds like he’s having a stroke” *wheezing*
Schafer looks how I feel whenever I play HOI4, too.
10:22 looks like the intro to World At War
3:05 well Greg, you were apparently only ~5 years away from being right :D
according to danish law at least :D
tartar sauce is what the axis used after taking over russia by crushing tartars and making them into a paste
Cursed
godspeed schafer. in those screencaps he looks like he realized he just sold his wife as an NFP
Ah, yes, the famous Hungarian navy.
4:18 HE'S THE KING OF THE NORTH!
Schafer at the end looked so defeated and in need of a hug tbh. Kind of like a sad puppy.
Schafer's face still haunts my dreams
OUR NEW EMPIRE!
2:52 “fucking Biden all over again” 😂😂😂 pfffff thats the funniest shit ever
This has to be the most cursed and the most blessed Multiplayer session i've ever seen
Can confirm from experience - playing a drunk game makes hoi4 10X more fun - One time I came home from the pub having had a few drinks and I joined a game as a coop with another guy that was also drunk and we cooped the UK - we started off so shit that nobody expected us to do anything other than just capitulate to Germany in 1937, but we got progessively more sober as the night went on and the game got more intense, so by the time the war had started we were fully sober and trashing everyone else :D
Gemrany: We need the Hungarians to help at Stalingrad
Me, a hungarian, who knows how that went down last time: *nervous sweating*
The axis: are at war
also the axis: uncontrollable _w h e e z e_
The ending of the video felt like a tribute to Schafer, as if he died. Epic.
Im spanish and the : 'Spain have you been drinking?' Question in a war is pretty accurate
The Axis: **conquers Russia**
France: **is still alive**
Germany: _I want every single gun we have_
_to be fired at that nation_
Germany : im sure we'll take france and make this a normal game
France with obi wan's voice : oh i dont think so
Help, Schäfer was stealing my soul at the end.
I need a game where theyre all drunk lol
As a former soviet citizen I applaud Schaefer efforts, who knew that Hungarian speedy bois would be the downfall of stalin
These episodes get wilder every time
Hahahaha. That compilation of Schäfer facial expressions at the end was absolutely priceless.
I love how Bo does the J Jonah Jameson laugh in this video on multiple occasions.
I loved it every moment. The schäfer face at the end epic
Schäfers existential Dread was ripping my sides from laughter
Schäfer has baby hands
i have no thing 7:39
golden says '' are you Joe biden'' ? AJAJAJJA
Schäfer looks like if nicholas cage was in a gulag for 20 years... props the Schäfer!
URAAAAA*/
WTF Shafer looks exactly like a kind of guy who would be in charge of USSR. Like in real life.
"ITS NOT FUNNY! NOTHING HEHEHE'S SAYING IS FUNNY."
Lost it.
One of your best in a while bo good shit!
2:38 Gamestop stock investors
Golden on the same team as Dressel: can’t do jack shit.
Golden with Bo: *NORDIC EMPIRE NOISES*
I can't believe bo is shilling for paradox right now honestly
More of this! This was class
Even as a minor, Bo needs to carry Germany xD
God I hope that continues, I love it when large-scale alternate history stuff happens. Like taking Russia before France? A Nordic Union allied with the Soviets, the Hungarians and the Germans? Mmm
- Hungarians and Germans - Alternate history Pick one.
Damn Schafer does look a lot like Juri from Red Alert, only a bit more despaired 😂
Schafer looks how I imagined Stalin during most of the actual war
10:13 Schäfer realizing that the reversed endsieg is lost (1941 Colorized)
Can you do more videos like this? I really enjoyed this one
Drunk greg best greg
That clip at the end of Shafer looked like an obituary
Imagine a game where everyone played minors
10:11 when you complain that you're hungry and hear knocking at your door
2:10 foolproof way to make anything 10x funnier
Shäfer is what I imagine when I hear of a Scottish general. Red beard and no clue what they're doing but somehow being somewhat competent
Very entertaining as always. Only youtuber whose uploads excite me.
Love how Finland starts laughing when he says it's not funny.
Schafer's face is the face of a man who was given more than he could handle
2:54 “he’s Biden all over again” xD
5:50 after this moment bokoen remembers the hungary's ptsd from ww2