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  • @GuyMan4U
    @GuyMan4U 4 місяці тому +2689

    >Spanish Civil War fumbled
    >World Tension mismanaged
    >Tanks lost in France
    >Navy sunk
    >Italy invaded
    Yep, its a Golden Germany

    • @nightvid4232
      @nightvid4232 4 місяці тому +90

      And a braun Navy guy😅😅😂😂😂

    • @Psytinker
      @Psytinker 4 місяці тому +86

      And I'm just looking at Poland, thinking how the fuck Golden managed that.

    • @jovanhardianto4658
      @jovanhardianto4658 4 місяці тому +44

      >Proceed to blame everyone

    • @GAarcher
      @GAarcher 4 місяці тому +8

      *And braun...a defeat just as not expected as has the spanish inquisition been*

    • @strgunlinr2464
      @strgunlinr2464 4 місяці тому +1

      Golden never fails to disappoint me

  • @brolaire4546
    @brolaire4546 4 місяці тому +2261

    Golden and Braun Germany was doomed from the start

    • @MrElrondmcbong
      @MrElrondmcbong 4 місяці тому +39

      Lost all my points on that bet 😢

    • @snarkymoosesshack8793
      @snarkymoosesshack8793 4 місяці тому +39

      Saddling anyone with Golden is an instant L.

    • @brolaire4546
      @brolaire4546 4 місяці тому +12

      @@MrElrondmcbong lmao skill issue I put everything I had on the allies 😂😂

    • @personhuman2239
      @personhuman2239 4 місяці тому +9

      Based Asautism pfp

    • @donnym3415
      @donnym3415 4 місяці тому +1

      Ong

  • @terrified057t4
    @terrified057t4 4 місяці тому +945

    Just the pause and realization of what Romania meant by "see you guys around" XD

    • @magmat0585
      @magmat0585 4 місяці тому +193

      no no no, wait wait wait!

    • @MrWassup45
      @MrWassup45 4 місяці тому +142

      its never not funny lool

    • @polskihusarz222
      @polskihusarz222 4 місяці тому +3

      ?

    • @Phoebe457
      @Phoebe457 4 місяці тому +217

      @@polskihusarz222The ‘King Michael’s Coup’ focus. Essentially, fucking dipping or switching sides

    • @andrewhopkins886
      @andrewhopkins886 4 місяці тому +81

      @@polskihusarz222you know the meme of italy switching sides? this is the romanian version.

  • @rick7424
    @rick7424 4 місяці тому +927

    9:53 This really is Bokoen's favourite thing in HOI4. This is how he gets his dopamine.

    • @TheHunther8
      @TheHunther8 4 місяці тому +11

      I mean can you blame him?

    • @user-vj1cw8vf7v
      @user-vj1cw8vf7v 4 місяці тому +34

      I mean how could anyone not get dopamine in hoi 4 fleet battles

    • @JolpoTFU
      @JolpoTFU 4 місяці тому +10

      he really is the navy guy

    • @Elenrai
      @Elenrai 4 місяці тому +3

      Upper middle class be like;

    • @aaroncabatingan5238
      @aaroncabatingan5238 4 місяці тому +6

      I don't blame him. Building a hoi4 navy takes a lot of planning and preparation.

  • @colindragan9352
    @colindragan9352 4 місяці тому +313

    I am convinced there is no person on earth who fully understands how HOI4 navy works. It's all just people who know varying amounts about different aspects bashing their navies together.

    • @trapical
      @trapical 4 місяці тому +65

      Anytime somebody speaks of knowing navel combat, their knowledge is immediately said in hushed whispers, like a forbidden dark art.

    • @nxdiaz5916
      @nxdiaz5916 3 місяці тому +1

      Which Is harder to understand, the Hoi4 navy system or the Eu4 trade system?

    • @notapuma
      @notapuma 3 місяці тому +10

      ​@@nxdiaz5916Hoi4 navy. At least EU4 is consistent.

  • @JCShadow0202
    @JCShadow0202 4 місяці тому +356

    “The UK navy has supremacy in the channel and is raiding our coast.”
    AH - As long as Doenitz counter attacks, everything will be fine.
    “Mein Furher… Doenitz’s entire navy got clapped”
    AH - *hand shakes and removes his glasses*

    • @emberfist8347
      @emberfist8347 4 місяці тому +20

      "The following men will stay, Golden, Bokeon, Swimmy and College."

    • @rynfqe1243
      @rynfqe1243 2 місяці тому +2

      “That was an order! Doenitz’s counter attack was an order!”

  • @taptiotrevizo9415
    @taptiotrevizo9415 4 місяці тому +367

    Why does building a huge amount of dockyards always lead to the Navy getting wipe immediately.
    Golden and Braun doing it is not surprising.

    • @GAarcher
      @GAarcher 4 місяці тому +22

      *I thinked bo would be the navy troll guy, but I guess he was too much worried about making braun pregnant or something like that*

    • @UnknownLord711
      @UnknownLord711 4 місяці тому +14

      If I had to guess they get overconfident

    • @Michaelonyoutub
      @Michaelonyoutub 4 місяці тому +9

      It is because Britainia rules the waves

  • @baronaarondewit1168
    @baronaarondewit1168 4 місяці тому +272

    I love how they are traumatised by the last spanish civil war

    • @derekfortner4008
      @derekfortner4008 4 місяці тому +39

      Last two Spanish Civil wars if memory serves.

  • @dreamypizza8458
    @dreamypizza8458 4 місяці тому +200

    braun the navy "expert" loses his navy immediately
    bokoen "washed admiral" one, bodies the british navy, constantly microing his ships to get the most out of them and sabotage the invasion of italy

    • @asherwoodrow7471
      @asherwoodrow7471 4 місяці тому +64

      after that one US game where bo completely threw the navy, this was a welcome return to form

    • @dreamypizza8458
      @dreamypizza8458 4 місяці тому +48

      @@asherwoodrow7471 yeah seeing bo lose navy games is actually cursed
      like if theres one thing I'd say bo's good at its navy
      the next best thing is probably unit design

  • @erikblue7842
    @erikblue7842 4 місяці тому +305

    ever since moving to jylland, i started to understand why Bo never goes outside

  • @twigs9875
    @twigs9875 4 місяці тому +665

    Congrats on getting Braun pregnant Bo!
    Can't wait to see the little Braunkoens!

    • @cookiecraze1310
      @cookiecraze1310 4 місяці тому +161

      Rancid.

    • @kirby1225
      @kirby1225 4 місяці тому +14

      @@cookiecraze1310 truly

    • @frostnova8300
      @frostnova8300 4 місяці тому +6

      @@cookiecraze1310💀

    • @crusty5525
      @crusty5525 4 місяці тому +4

      they will create the most cursed offspring the world will ever see

    • @piyo744
      @piyo744 4 місяці тому +5

      i love mpreg so muc....h

  • @svenrio8521
    @svenrio8521 4 місяці тому +42

    10:20 King Michael irl

  • @ZESAUCEBOSS
    @ZESAUCEBOSS 4 місяці тому +41

    A Golden-Braun co-op is a helluva character arc

  • @Zelein
    @Zelein 4 місяці тому +121

    *Me, reading the intro:* "You know, this sounds a lot like a Golden Germany. Just somehow worse and-"
    *Me, realizing Braun is the coop:* "Scriptwriters are clearly off strike now, my god."

  • @monolithranger2950
    @monolithranger2950 4 місяці тому +72

    I saw the opening card and immediately guessed, "Either a Golden or Swimmy Germany"

    • @GAarcher
      @GAarcher 4 місяці тому +6

      *surprise, it's not swigma, but the navy loss is not on bo either, miracle!*

  • @cpresuttis
    @cpresuttis 4 місяці тому +20

    *romania after joinign the axis * "Hi" had me dying

  • @helwrecht1637
    @helwrecht1637 4 місяці тому +20

    The alternate timeline where the Germans went through the alps and got encircled behind the maginote lol

  • @todo9633
    @todo9633 4 місяці тому +28

    The CAS in Spain, then the Romania faction join, then that micro in Switzerland and the German navy being wiped.
    The sheer cavalcade of errors was hilarious. The fleet battles in the Med were pretty peak HOI4 though. Good civilization.

  • @gb4206
    @gb4206 4 місяці тому +32

    Snake of denmark

  • @Zelein
    @Zelein 4 місяці тому +67

    Bo: "This is idiot proof."
    **Looks at Golden**
    **Look into the camera**
    **Curb your enthuasiasm theme**

  • @megabotvideos
    @megabotvideos 4 місяці тому +7

    braun's navy getting blown out by a light cruiser fleet is kinda hilarious ngl

  • @blakeneggsandcheese
    @blakeneggsandcheese 4 місяці тому +8

    "incompetent Germany in the opening card? must be Golden!" the actual thoughts of a man who doesn't know how bad it will be

  • @jacobtrowbridge1811
    @jacobtrowbridge1811 4 місяці тому +92

    Braun: Imma make the best navy you've ever seen!
    Golden: [looks straight into the camera]
    Braun: uhhhhhhhhhh Mr Golden they touched all my boats
    Golden: [looks even harder into the camera]
    also IN AT 23 SECONDS

  • @winowmak3r
    @winowmak3r 4 місяці тому +10

    Braun "Best German surface fleet he's ever seen" Navy guy.

  • @tommcduck7031
    @tommcduck7031 4 місяці тому +10

    what even is mappies?

    • @hmmmmmmmmm7267
      @hmmmmmmmmm7267 4 місяці тому

      Boosting this comment so ppl comment what it is

  • @bencurran3204
    @bencurran3204 4 місяці тому +6

    love that its just a guessing game if its a swimmy or golden germany

  • @parker2891
    @parker2891 4 місяці тому +10

    We staying the navy guy with this one 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @kingblackjack7075
    @kingblackjack7075 4 місяці тому +4

    You missed the part where every 20 minutes golden would bitch about not having enough industry because of building dockyards

  • @thecombatwombat7652
    @thecombatwombat7652 4 місяці тому +9

    "Germany didn't do there part. Germany lost 2 tank divisions in Switzerland and their main navy."
    Me: "Has to be Golden as Germany."
    Bo: "And then what Golden has to do..."
    Me: "Called it."

  • @kobeslaughter4671
    @kobeslaughter4671 4 місяці тому +2

    Golden when he messes up anything: "its not my fault your just bad"

  • @Frozone1998
    @Frozone1998 4 місяці тому +2

    King micheal was like i'll see you guys around

  • @liladoodle
    @liladoodle 4 місяці тому +14

    Germany: *Doesn't do it's part in winning the Spanish Civil War instantly.*
    The rest of the Axis: "Hammond, you bliddering idiot!".

    • @devinsweeting4978
      @devinsweeting4978 4 місяці тому +4

      Italy: I'm doing My Part
      Nationalist Spain: I'm doing my part.
      Germany: I didn't do fucking shit.

    • @liladoodle
      @liladoodle 4 місяці тому +1

      ​@@devinsweeting4978Startroopers reference?

    • @devinsweeting4978
      @devinsweeting4978 4 місяці тому +1

      @@liladoodle Reference to a meme that uses some Starship Troopers footage.

  • @xality2149
    @xality2149 4 місяці тому +2

    When Germany builds dockyards, it has to be Golden 😂

  • @chookee1080
    @chookee1080 4 місяці тому +2

    When you mentioned the 20 dockyards the gears were turning in my head to conclude it had something to do with Golden

  • @strgunlinr2464
    @strgunlinr2464 4 місяці тому +5

    Absolute state of golden and braun is outerworldly

  • @MekarWB
    @MekarWB 4 місяці тому +2

    I was wondering why the video is titled Italian Surface Fleet considering the entire intro is about Germany but then I saw that Bo is playing Italy and it made sense.

  • @Firefocus-fz2we
    @Firefocus-fz2we 4 місяці тому +2

    I have a feeling that Golden playing any important country is a detriment to his team. 🤔

  • @noahschwartz1222
    @noahschwartz1222 4 місяці тому +1

    Golden and Braun Germany is the only lore accurate pick given how well Hitler and Himmler ran things

  • @Arpads_Legacy
    @Arpads_Legacy 4 місяці тому +2

    When you see Golden playing Germany, you know it's gonna be an axis lose, but a hilarious video.

  • @DarmanMI
    @DarmanMI 4 місяці тому +5

    I need to stop playing Spain when its a golden Germany it never seems to go well

  • @superninja7703
    @superninja7703 4 місяці тому +4

    >incompetent Germany described in the intro
    >"I bet that's Golden. Actually, Golden isn't bad enough to fuck things up THAT royally, it's probably a Braun Germany"
    >mfw it's both of them
    >tweedle dum and tweedle dee were put in charge of the same major power
    the writer's strike ended months ago Bo, you have no excuse to have a script this comically unrealistic anymore

  • @therealtimmyiy
    @therealtimmyiy 4 місяці тому

    something that goes through my head everytime i watch these videos is if these videos are actual realities in some other universe

  • @MrDoyle-ky4he
    @MrDoyle-ky4he 4 місяці тому +1

    GOLDEN NEVER EVEN TOOK POLAND.
    BRO! I can't! My sides!

  • @holyordersoftheemperorsinq246
    @holyordersoftheemperorsinq246 4 місяці тому +2

    Golden lost. Again.

  • @AcreGeneral
    @AcreGeneral 4 місяці тому +2

    Love how japan didnt appear in the whole video to appear in the end just cuz of romania

  • @smoergtm
    @smoergtm 4 місяці тому +1

    The amount of times braun (and golden) said "fuck you" speaks for itself

  • @DragoReborn7
    @DragoReborn7 4 місяці тому +2

    Cant wait for the EAW stream. Golden can’t take Baltimare

  • @hitomisalazar4073
    @hitomisalazar4073 4 місяці тому +1

    Germany builds 20 dockyards? That has to be Bo, right?
    Oddly no. Huh.

  • @Tommy-qc4rj
    @Tommy-qc4rj 4 місяці тому +3

    Instead of admitting the fuckup, the one who fucks up goes "yapyap mimimimimimi"
    I guarantee this will continue to happen, as if scripted, in the future, as it has before.
    Did I ever tell you, the definition of Insanity?

  • @Nn91.
    @Nn91. 4 місяці тому +2

    Oh boy, we’ve got this plan to invade the swiss without them joining the Allies, if we also do Danzig, then they still won’t be able to join due to the world tension, i hope nothing ruins it.
    *hi Golden*

  • @xxbeastmode-sh3iv
    @xxbeastmode-sh3iv 4 місяці тому

    Reads description. "So a golden germany today"

  • @bruh5912
    @bruh5912 4 місяці тому +1

    Remember what golden has done everyone. Remember what he did in evenicle involving a girl and a ogre

  • @caspramio
    @caspramio 4 місяці тому

    After losing my entire fleet of 25 destroyers to the big guns of the IJN, this video helped me understand I'm not alone in that lifeboat :3

  • @MoldyChese
    @MoldyChese 4 місяці тому

    ahhh another bokeon hoi4 italy video i love these ( he always build an italian navy)

  • @hunterfalkenberg2837
    @hunterfalkenberg2837 4 місяці тому +2

    Just in time for my lunch!

  • @aidanjones4067
    @aidanjones4067 4 місяці тому

    Swimcels! For once it wasn't our fault!

  • @heli0s101
    @heli0s101 4 місяці тому

    BOKOEN UNDISPUTED NAVAL KING

  • @AHersheyHere
    @AHersheyHere 4 місяці тому

    You know who needs CAS in 1936, Germany...

  • @RubberToeYT
    @RubberToeYT 4 місяці тому

    Spain never seems to go well, great video as always

  • @clone231428
    @clone231428 4 місяці тому

    Read the summary and I knew golden was involved in germany somehow. RIP, I miss golden Ws.

  • @yamyeeter1185
    @yamyeeter1185 4 місяці тому

    Guys....don't worry. He's the navy guy. Built the biggest fleet we've ever seen.

  • @JohnDoe-dd7ne
    @JohnDoe-dd7ne 4 місяці тому +1

    EQUESTRIA AT WAR SUB GOAL?? POG??

  • @TricaGamer
    @TricaGamer 4 місяці тому +1

    Classic Golden moment

  • @RabiasHarry
    @RabiasHarry 4 місяці тому

    Golden loses tanks and says its nothing. Bo if he loses a garrison, golden "are you critically thinking"

  • @TomyrisTK
    @TomyrisTK 4 місяці тому

    Read that intro and thought “swimmy or golden” 30 seconds in and I was right

  • @Christopher-if2he
    @Christopher-if2he Місяць тому +1

    Oh my god like a week ago I swear I played a game with darhman in a ww1 mod he was Bulgaria and I was Austria Hungary and he was fuming because of allied incompetence

  • @CubeInspector
    @CubeInspector 4 місяці тому

    Golden is a content machine

  • @matt_games_5544
    @matt_games_5544 4 місяці тому

    Peak axis trolling

  • @potato88872
    @potato88872 4 місяці тому

    i just noticed the sub goal for equestria at war
    LET'S GO BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS

  • @GP090
    @GP090 4 місяці тому

    Ah Golden on Germany. help I want to get off Mr Schmittler's wild ride

  • @andrew_wow6892
    @andrew_wow6892 4 місяці тому

    I've just had a game where my fleet of 2 destroyers and 4 submarines (Yugoslavia), was sinking more than the Italian navy (AI). I love the naval combat so fucking much

  • @stuartfranglais
    @stuartfranglais 4 місяці тому

    Really a Guh kind of game for the whole Axis.

  • @Sam-im5tc
    @Sam-im5tc 4 місяці тому

    How to know the Axis won't be winning
    Swimmy, Braun, or Golden is Germany
    Bo is Italy
    The Allies players have even the smallest ability to think and breathe at the same time

  • @kimchi2780
    @kimchi2780 4 місяці тому +1

    Golden strat is historical hitler

  • @nick0875
    @nick0875 4 місяці тому +2

    7:40 Had to double check the date, its mid 1941 and Golden and Braun still haven't capped France?

    • @HDreamer
      @HDreamer 4 місяці тому

      The game was basically lost by early 1940, they ate rocks that hard.

  • @frenzy5109
    @frenzy5109 4 місяці тому

    I spent hours watching Golden's stream, him goalposting the dockyard count, just for Braun to lose it in the first battle....

  • @robertacalladine9258
    @robertacalladine9258 4 місяці тому

    Pog new vid to watch 18 times

  • @bowenc24
    @bowenc24 4 місяці тому

    Karl Dönitz walks into Hitler’s office, “My Führer, something kinda funny happened to the whole fleet…”

  • @cosmin1128
    @cosmin1128 4 місяці тому

    1 MINUTE BABY!!! IM CHRONICALLY ILL

  • @rick7424
    @rick7424 4 місяці тому

    I knew Bo had to be Italy the moment I read the title.

  • @FearsomeTiger12
    @FearsomeTiger12 4 місяці тому

    Every recent video has been a Spanish fumble bro lmaooo

  • @ICHBinCOOLERalsJeman
    @ICHBinCOOLERalsJeman 4 місяці тому

    from the description alone I could already tell the player on germany

  • @brendenstuder6119
    @brendenstuder6119 4 місяці тому

    Golden botched it again. Love to see it.

  • @equilintogo5378
    @equilintogo5378 4 місяці тому

    Wow a navy micro showcase

  • @therealnoiapah1788
    @therealnoiapah1788 4 місяці тому

    Love the thumbnail

  • @anthonydawson9556
    @anthonydawson9556 4 місяці тому

    From the opening slide I predict Bo is gonna pin all problems on the Germany player and the axis are gonna get crushed (not Bo's fault obviously)

  • @janehrahan5116
    @janehrahan5116 4 місяці тому

    I thought it was swimmy golden from intro, but braun is a wildcard, he can replace any one tism for free.

  • @soundwavegamer2321
    @soundwavegamer2321 4 місяці тому

    When I read the card I thought it could be Swimmy, Golden, Braun, or an off his game Bo. I’m not surprised to be 50% correct.

  • @wetwillyis_1881
    @wetwillyis_1881 4 місяці тому +12

    I instantly knew it was a Golden Germany. These never cease to entertain me. Thanks, as always Bo.

    • @Nn-3
      @Nn-3 4 місяці тому +3

      Cease*

    • @wetwillyis_1881
      @wetwillyis_1881 4 місяці тому +1

      @@Nn-3Thanks, mate.

    • @celtic4518
      @celtic4518 4 місяці тому +1

      Realtalk these videos rock

  • @cameronmckirdy4874
    @cameronmckirdy4874 4 місяці тому +1

    i love braun

  • @thekebab1655
    @thekebab1655 4 місяці тому

    This is what happens when we get no ICBM

  • @Weste88
    @Weste88 4 місяці тому

    We need more Bo playing as Germany

  • @sanaralerx9488
    @sanaralerx9488 4 місяці тому

    I don’t think I’ve ever seen a more doomed Axis game

  • @polishjapanesemapper2087
    @polishjapanesemapper2087 4 місяці тому

    Nice video

  • @SerRompalot
    @SerRompalot 4 місяці тому

    At first I thought it was College, but then I read the 20 dockyards Germany and was like, gotta be Golden...

  • @randomproductions1650
    @randomproductions1650 4 місяці тому

    i love bo italy videos

  • @Tlhague998
    @Tlhague998 4 місяці тому

    When I read "Germany didn't do their part" my first thought was it's a Golden Germany

  • @samueltrusik3251
    @samueltrusik3251 4 місяці тому

    Navy time lets gooo!

  • @Sang58
    @Sang58 4 місяці тому

    Golden Germany is forever doomed.

  • @LordValorum
    @LordValorum 4 місяці тому

    Bo! We want the Trial of Allegiance meme game!