Pit Viper Sunglasses

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  • Опубліковано 8 чер 2021
  • Ep. 172 Dark Alliance
    Outro Music: • Ekoth Desert (demo)
    Game: FTL
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  • @Wetknees
    @Wetknees 3 роки тому +208

    It’s crazy how the show literally wouldn’t exist at all if any of us had friends.

    • @FumblsTheSniper
      @FumblsTheSniper 3 роки тому +5

      Nice

    • @Spanken
      @Spanken 2 роки тому +1

      I liked this but it went to 70 had to keep it 69 bud

    • @quagmoe7879
      @quagmoe7879 Рік тому +14

      Crazier than hauling 400 pounds of equipment to the 32nd floor of a Vegas hotel all by yourself?

    • @HammarHeart
      @HammarHeart Рік тому

      worth

    • @JohnnyWortel
      @JohnnyWortel Рік тому +3

      speak for yourself, i'm gay

  • @danrather2450
    @danrather2450 3 роки тому +206

    My favorite ad reads are the ones you never hear after 1 or 2 eps. You know the advertising guy at x company is pissed when he hears the read

    • @dolphin069
      @dolphin069 3 роки тому +10

      It’s like they never heard the pod. WTF did you expect!

    • @Deffected
      @Deffected 3 роки тому +32

      @@dolphin069 they heard a comedy podcast called Come Town was making $50k per month and wanted in without reading the fine print

    • @artaxAF
      @artaxAF 2 роки тому +4

      The owners of Pit Vipers are notoriously cucked and humorless, and have already disavowed pretty much everyone who wears their sunglasses and didn't vote for Joe Biden.

    • @FumblsTheSniper
      @FumblsTheSniper Рік тому

      I’ve come across Wednesday boots for sale several times and I honestly can’t bring myself to support a company that uses buffalo ball sack skin anymore.

  • @DannyDunesweater
    @DannyDunesweater 3 роки тому +143

    People who wear Pit Vipers also ask people to touch their pocket snake in a Wendy’s parking lot.

    • @iannordin5250
      @iannordin5250 3 роки тому +8

      And this is the exact kind of demo they're going for

    • @iamhande
      @iamhande 3 роки тому +1

      I wear pit vipers

    • @dolphin069
      @dolphin069 3 роки тому +5

      @@iamhande can I touch it?

    • @shredded8482
      @shredded8482 3 роки тому

      My cosmos are great for touching peepee

  • @lightdot459
    @lightdot459 3 роки тому +74

    Damn I want some pit vipers, the white man's sunglasses

  • @raddirl2923
    @raddirl2923 2 роки тому +83

    nick was so right when he said "most of our listeners want to kill themselves"

  • @MoonMan1267
    @MoonMan1267 3 роки тому +77

    Listening to this while wearing my pit vipers

    • @dolphin069
      @dolphin069 3 роки тому +10

      g-a-y-?

    • @Dudebrotheguy
      @Dudebrotheguy 3 роки тому +5

      In the dark, alone because I am so deep no one can relate to me
      Also because my parents don't want me leaving the house with a katana, vest and fedora
      They say it's not socially acceptable but I am such a individualist I don't care

    • @dolphin069
      @dolphin069 3 роки тому

      @@Dudebrotheguy can I touch it?

    • @Dudebrotheguy
      @Dudebrotheguy 3 роки тому +5

      @@dolphin069 What the katana ?
      No man, a mans blade is his soul, soon my parents say I can stop wearing my protection helmet when I go out to buy candy we can hang out than
      But you cant touch my sword !

    • @LarryPinhead
      @LarryPinhead 2 роки тому

      Same

  • @Pause4pot
    @Pause4pot 3 роки тому +74

    I wish I could be in the room when the companies who give them ads listens to see How well they did

    • @sjtv6565
      @sjtv6565 3 роки тому +14

      They could sell tickets to live streaming reacting to the ad reads, they would make hundreds off us tards

  • @Gooberpatrol66
    @Gooberpatrol66 3 роки тому +174

    Nick is far less aggressive to Adam when Stav isn't there.

    • @Mrcoconutgun
      @Mrcoconutgun 3 роки тому +53

      He just knows the fans want to hear Adam be bullied. And also its more fun to gang up on someone when its not just someone. They're actually good friends, im sure they get along just fine off the pod. Also im gay.

    • @IndieGinge
      @IndieGinge 3 роки тому +67

      It's way less funny to listen to one dude berate another than it is to listen to 2 middle schoolers call a third one gay

    • @user-fv9mh6zr4k
      @user-fv9mh6zr4k 3 роки тому +8

      @@Mrcoconutgun to be genuine; to give ones opinion honestly, is seen as weakness in this particular fanbase. So they say "i'm gay" ironically to be seen as "with it" in terms of the fanbase

    • @Kyryyn_Lyyh
      @Kyryyn_Lyyh 3 роки тому +9

      No you are wrong, and I am gay.

    • @hunterbiden7890
      @hunterbiden7890 2 роки тому

      @@user-fv9mh6zr4k u sound homophobic

  • @n-wordheelflips2648
    @n-wordheelflips2648 3 роки тому +54

    I'm pretty gay, but idk if I'm gay enough for *Pit Vipers* ©️™️

    • @superchroma
      @superchroma 3 роки тому +2

      Their website is incredible. I don't think I have any shirts with chinese dragons big and ostentatious enough to match these shades.

  • @Nero_Jero
    @Nero_Jero 3 роки тому +94

    Getting Sanford and Son confused with Mumford and Sons....
    Also Pit Vipers are worn by the amazing Larry Enticer and don't you forget it.

    • @Schixotica
      @Schixotica 3 роки тому +4

      They weren’t confusing them it was a joke

  • @MrBabyBitch666
    @MrBabyBitch666 3 роки тому +92

    pfft, Pit Vipers... Tunnel Snakes Rule!

  • @briantruxtonjr.6108
    @briantruxtonjr.6108 3 роки тому +42

    Has black rifle coffee infiltrated the pv yet?!

  • @PopeDope69-420
    @PopeDope69-420 3 роки тому +22

    Out of all their sponsors it’s amazing this is the one that decided to cut them off. They look terrible btw.

  • @tkthrowback2345
    @tkthrowback2345 3 роки тому +12

    They actually come with a mullet which is an absolute value for the price

  • @lvjkb7026
    @lvjkb7026 3 роки тому +15

    Adam and Nick riffs. Mmm good stuff

  • @EastboundAndDowns
    @EastboundAndDowns 3 роки тому +8

    I need a t-shirt of Fred Sanford getting blown and saying "I'm comin' Elizabeth!!".

  • @stevensinger7005
    @stevensinger7005 3 роки тому +15

    Eating peanut butter out of the jar watching this

  • @user-js5wq3ym9j
    @user-js5wq3ym9j 3 роки тому +7

    Cant wait to listen to radio country music and have a god awful mullet with a thin upper lip mustache in my pit vipers, because I love being a homosexual

  • @monkas4345
    @monkas4345 3 роки тому +18

    Pit Vipers, look cool while sieging the capital 8^)

  • @poopyballs5246
    @poopyballs5246 3 роки тому +7

    Holy shit its only been 27 seconds and Adams made me laugh multiple times *what is going on*

    • @StevenSeagull
      @StevenSeagull  3 роки тому +15

      Adam is really good when stavs not there

  • @andradeeduardo85
    @andradeeduardo85 3 роки тому +13

    man when stav isnt around nick is so much nicer to stav

  • @2fAce619
    @2fAce619 3 роки тому +3

    Prestige… Vipers Worldwide

  • @boybleu1023
    @boybleu1023 3 роки тому +25

    they’re literally just painted military shooting glasses, you can find unbranded black pairs at army surplus stores for like 10 bucks

    • @Big_AlMC
      @Big_AlMC 3 роки тому

      Yeah scratched to fuck. Military Eye Pro are expensive my guy.

    • @steezyfrey
      @steezyfrey 3 роки тому

      Oh fuck ya thanks. Gonna hit up my local spot

    • @boybleu1023
      @boybleu1023 3 роки тому +1

      @@Big_AlMC here ya go dumbass www.ebay.com/itm/362644106477?hash=item546f45eced:g:JS0AAOSwDvBc04Iv

    • @casonbunch9349
      @casonbunch9349 3 роки тому +1

      shut the fuck up

  • @Chosen_One
    @Chosen_One 3 роки тому +3

    I love that they mixed up Mumford and Sons with Sanford and Son

  • @ricketycricket3574
    @ricketycricket3574 2 роки тому +3

    I need to go get me some Oakley’s

  • @surfrad420
    @surfrad420 3 роки тому +2

    official sunglasses of white boy summer

  • @TheLazerTank
    @TheLazerTank 3 роки тому +7

    They’re a pretty decent value if you get the polarized ones, since actual polarized sunglasses are pretty expensive, but anything else they sell is a complete ripoff.

  • @briantruxtonjr.6108
    @briantruxtonjr.6108 3 роки тому +8

    Here's to you Mrs. Robinson

  • @juniorpuffo
    @juniorpuffo 3 роки тому +1

    Hell yeah dude that rocks

  • @sirtnfol8476
    @sirtnfol8476 2 роки тому +1

    Then they broke, edith im coming

  • @timothyshearer1678
    @timothyshearer1678 3 роки тому +5

    Well shit I didn’t realize my oaks were the cause of my retardation. I guess I’ll have to join the pit Viper gang

  • @brendancochran6751
    @brendancochran6751 3 роки тому +2

    Throw in some bloons tower defence in the background

  • @magamexican6302
    @magamexican6302 3 роки тому +1

    Sounds like Chuck can do it all.

  • @dyll_pyckle
    @dyll_pyckle 3 роки тому +5

    You can really feel the lack of Stav

  • @taylorwhite1522
    @taylorwhite1522 3 роки тому +11

    They're for hipsters and metal heads to wear "ironically"

    • @jacbo374
      @jacbo374 3 роки тому +3

      Only people I've seen wear them are conservative farmer kids

  • @nathanmanthey3952
    @nathanmanthey3952 3 роки тому +2

    Last responder sunglasses

  • @thedude9001
    @thedude9001 2 роки тому +1

    Now I have to get these dumb sunglasses

  • @Charlezard.
    @Charlezard. 3 роки тому +10

    I didn't realize Pit Viper sunglasses were the stupid looking sunglasses that people have been wearing during Covid that are like entire face shields.

    • @tink58bell
      @tink58bell 2 роки тому

      You sound jealous and gay

    • @Charlezard.
      @Charlezard. 2 роки тому

      @@tink58bell you Are jealous and gay.

  • @fearandloathingmedia2051
    @fearandloathingmedia2051 3 роки тому

    this rocks, that is correct

  • @thomasfahey8314
    @thomasfahey8314 3 роки тому

    I like em, gonna be my next pair

  • @paulcarmi8130
    @paulcarmi8130 3 роки тому +1

    I've never guaranteed anything in my life

  • @CptCupcake5
    @CptCupcake5 3 роки тому +26

    It’s so weird, I’d much rather watch clips with just a picture of their faces in the background than with random gameplay footage lmao.

    • @loveordeath33
      @loveordeath33 3 роки тому +1

      Is that because you’re so fat that watching someone interact with a game makes you feel out of breath?

  • @poopyballs5246
    @poopyballs5246 3 роки тому +3

    Also this is 100% the funniest ad read of all time lol

    • @mad1337nes
      @mad1337nes 3 роки тому +6

      Welcome newfriend. This probably doesn't break top10

    • @FumblsTheSniper
      @FumblsTheSniper Рік тому +2

      I hope you understand now, how wrong you were.

  • @steezyfrey
    @steezyfrey 3 роки тому

    This was all on the read?

  • @juniorsanchez7441
    @juniorsanchez7441 3 роки тому +3

    Just googled them. They look like bootlegged Macho Man glasses WTF

  • @samangelo2208
    @samangelo2208 3 роки тому +4

    Hell yeah dude

  • @johnrogan8284
    @johnrogan8284 3 роки тому +1

    Does anybody have link to oakley collection video

  • @seththomas4975
    @seththomas4975 3 роки тому +1

    It's white boy summer

  • @kaijuseansy8122
    @kaijuseansy8122 3 роки тому +1

    im about to buy some of these

    • @kaijuseansy8122
      @kaijuseansy8122 3 роки тому +3

      after further research I retract my previous statement. Pit Viper site is cringe and gay. NOt even the cool gay either
      also I'm gay

  • @avtist5639
    @avtist5639 3 роки тому +4

    Cumtown and Baked Alaska collab

  • @420JackG
    @420JackG 3 роки тому

    When was this read?

  • @inktoxicant
    @inktoxicant 3 роки тому +8

    I guessed that WW meant "worldwide" without knowing the company. Must be my gay intuition.

  • @ColinForBooks
    @ColinForBooks 3 роки тому

    last responders.

  • @ianrider3437
    @ianrider3437 3 роки тому

    does nick ski tour????

  • @REAPER3fitty
    @REAPER3fitty 3 роки тому

    Send this to Brian Scotto

  • @willhorwath6424
    @willhorwath6424 3 роки тому +1

    I have 3 pairs. Bad ass

  • @TheMMAHater
    @TheMMAHater 3 роки тому +2

    The official glasses of saying the n word hard r style only 😎

  • @garrettmckuin7294
    @garrettmckuin7294 3 роки тому +2

    I need some Puerto Rican rattlesnake sunglasses, much gayer

  • @WizardxOfxBongs
    @WizardxOfxBongs 3 роки тому +2

    What's game is this? Please don't say Sandstorm

  • @BryceChillis
    @BryceChillis 3 роки тому +1

    vit piper

  • @stickymeat88
    @stickymeat88 3 роки тому +1

    did they all just wake up from a gay coma?

  • @briantruxtonjr.6108
    @briantruxtonjr.6108 3 роки тому +2

    It's not my first rodeo -Texas in July

  • @artaxAF
    @artaxAF 3 роки тому +2

    based

  • @Turtleproof
    @Turtleproof 3 роки тому +3

    Pit Vipers are made in China, in the $130 range, and their website is pure cringe, don't waste your money.

  • @GollyWillikers
    @GollyWillikers 2 роки тому

    Pit viper, windshield wiper, filled up diaper… they’re shitty glasses is what I’m saying

  • @Blue_Wizarded
    @Blue_Wizarded 3 роки тому

    I have 5 PVs

  • @briantruxtonjr.6108
    @briantruxtonjr.6108 3 роки тому

    My gd mullet isn't even gay anymore!! Phuck

  • @honorablejudgecoinberg1788
    @honorablejudgecoinberg1788 3 роки тому

    Well I guess I gotta buy the piece of shits

  • @_Aaron_G_
    @_Aaron_G_ 3 роки тому +4

    Where's fat boy? Miss his gay laugh

  • @bobbyhill7948
    @bobbyhill7948 2 роки тому

    2b

  • @chuchorodriguez1893
    @chuchorodriguez1893 3 роки тому +16

    First ......GAY

  • @oweeb5909
    @oweeb5909 3 роки тому

    lmao i searched up the sunglasses and they look like shit

  • @aldilover7576
    @aldilover7576 3 роки тому

    eshay

  • @briantruxtonjr.6108
    @briantruxtonjr.6108 3 роки тому

    Duck tales

  • @ericstephenson9052
    @ericstephenson9052 3 роки тому

    I am more of a Spy fan myself Also me and your dad are gay

  • @briantruxtonjr.6108
    @briantruxtonjr.6108 3 роки тому

    Bro I just spent $400 on Oakleys wtf are these viper things, I'm no longer gay??!! 😒