Imagine seeing dawn of the dead in the early 2000s as a kid and becoming a zombie guy, becoming obsessed with zombie games,movies and comics and even going as far as having zombie as a username for the past decade and a half......
haha yeah that is on point. I used to dream of having an awesome library of cool stuff. now everyone has access to everything and it is awesome, but also not awesome . like the archaeology is gone, but it was kinda nerdy and gross anyway.
The impersonation of the katana kid is spot on lmao I remember and rewatch that video once a month and start dying when the little brother gets his close up and says “it’s tape!”
The rest of his videos are my little pony related, I honestly feel bad for the guy. The whole thing is just really sad. Though I did laugh at a few parts, seriously wtf is that accent😂
Sir Patrick is the type of person who would take great offense in people thinking he has already died. He couldn’t care less if people thought he was gay though
Reminds me when we were 13 we attached a water bottle to a PVC pipe with a valve and pumped air into it and would fire grapes at people from the balcony LOL
We used to ball up aluminum foil and put in an old 2 liter bottle and then fill it up with drain-o toilet cleaner. Fucker would shake the windows when it went off lmao
@@fartsneed9464 I’m assuming it’s a vocal minority/popularity thing. People play Portal, and they like it. They find the dialogue funny. It gets popular, and a small amount of people who want acceptance latch on and repeat the jokes until they’re unbearable to hear. Next thing you know, “DA CAKE IS LE LIE XD” is plastered all over the Internet.
@@N0TYALC really the cake is what got your panties in bunch? It was a joke. I like canvases more then pretentious gays like you who think they are intellectual for saying “fan base bad” like people haven’t been saying that for the dawn of human history.
@@LC-iw3ll I'm sure knowing nick he has some weird reason for hating oneyplays. Regardless I don't think they'd work well together comedy-wise for some reason.
To any Americans who meet a Brit and start quoting Monty Python: its not as popular as you think it is. It was what our parents/grandparents watched decades ago.
The guy is wild, it's like someone came up with a character that unifies EVERY cliché about nerds. Balding, weird voice, socially awkward, literally at least 1 katana, lives with his mom and has MLP shit plastered everywhere.
I guess it's in the joy of flying without needing a license and owning a plane. I would get it just to fly around shit and explore since the new one has the whole world in it and it uses Microsoft's gps thing to basically make it... but it's like $80 and rather not pay that much to just joy fly for like an hour or two then maybe not touch it for a while.
When I was in 6th grade I stopped cutting my hair, only _washed_ it with conditioner cause I wanted soft & shiny hair, wore a fedora and had heavy amount of Fubu, Rockeware, phat pharm and Tap out. It was a fucking mess. I went to a elementary with a dress code so me dressing myself was a badddd experience. By 7th grade I learned a small bit about of personal & social hygiene. So I started using shampoo and put the conditioner down entirely, got rid of the fedora and replaced my 2000s urban youth outfits with a different type of 2000s urban youth outfits. It was heavy on active wear. Including knockoff phiton necklaces and parts of my baseball uniform. Specifically on Thursdays I wore all red including knee high socks. But it's all still an improvement. Surprisingly I never stunk. Anyway... By 8th grade me and my friends decided to _become preps_ and dressed exclusively in Aeropostal, American eagle, Hollister & Abercrombie & Fitch, sperrys were mandatory. I even decided to cut my not shoulder length hair. It was such a radical change that when I approached this girl I had a crush she asked me if I had transferred that year because she had never seen me before. We both had last names starting with M so we had the same home room the previous two years. It was a fucking shot in the chest. So I just uncomfortably laughed and said nah, just got a hair cut lol. That was a rough time in my dumbass life. But absolutely hilarious in retrospect. I still have one of my old fedoras. Never forget where you came from, my brothers. I'm gay, amen.
Just so you know cowashing (conditioner only wash) is actually a good thing. Your hair will adjust and you only need to shampoo a couple times a week. I know cause I'm gay.
That's a fun story. If anyone dressed like that in the shitpile I went to high school in, you would've either been Raped, beaten or murdered. Not even joking. 🤣
found a potato gun in a garage one time when we moved into a new house as a kid. Loaded it up and it wouldn't work, kept clicking the button for a min. Potato comes out a mach 1 and slams into the neighbors front door with the loudest bang ever. 10/10 parents took it away shortly after
@@paroonjoos hey bro! I changed a little, my main change I wanted to go for was spending a lot more time in the real world instead of on the internet. I haven’t done a great job so far but I did move out of my parents’ house recently. My roommate’s a good friend of mine and she’s really social so I’m thinking my social life will pick up pretty soon. Hopefully someone else replies in another six months because I won’t remember to come back here lol
@@0715yt lmao good for you bro, I honestly wasn't expecting an answer but I'm glad to hear that for you!! Remember, everyone expects changes to be this big outward transformation like a caterpillar emerging from its cocoon as a butterfly, but they're usually a lot slower and more subtle than that. Sometimes the biggest changes are invisible to everyone but ourselves. Baby steps. It's a marathon, not a sprint. Congrats on moving out on your own, that's a big step! Keep on pursuing your goals and working towards the life you want. Good luck king 💪💯💥
Hearing Nick make fun of that katana video gives me such an intense nostalgia for the time I found that video. I showed all my friends and we made fun of that guy literally for years onward
Thinking that guy probably 100% has heard this clip makes me low key sad. “When is the quality of ur katana ever going to matter” “When he fucking kills himself” 😂
Resident Evil is why zombies are cool. And it has yet to be topped. Ever. It's never been close. It was mastered there and that's it. Res 1-3 are just utter masterful zombie games. And res 4 is a viral cult in the woods version of the same idea.
that guy's environment is so unpalatable to him he's happy to watch an outdated low-res simulation of the view he'd have traveling nearly as far away from it as possible as fast as the average human can ever expect to move hahahahahahahaha
imagine asking your adult son if you can clear the counter when he's not using it for his computer and he says no because he has to simulate being in a plane on autopilot
I feel like the Holodeck does its own cleaning (something about "solid light", right? am I thinking of something else?) but, more importantly, I'm actually pretty sure I remember Riker telling Wesley Crusher that he lost his virginity on a Holodeck. Anyone else recall this??
Why did those zombie guys hate the concept of vampires just because of Twilight. They supported one side of that and hated the other like a political race
Well before you had stuff like legacy of kain, near dark, interview with a vampire etc, basically vampires weren't pussy pieces of 💩 that they are now, also I'm gay
Hairspray's the gold standard. Cheaper the better. Alternatively though, one which works REALLY well is Mothballs dissolved in gasoline. Use tennis balls as lauch medium for a cool ass fireshow.
Nick - “people have weird nerdy obsessions I don’t get it”
Also Nick - “let me describe from memory exactly what you need to make a potato cannon”
Also Nick “I’ve been getting into Sirens lately”
@@doublewide8938 additionally, let's not forget his childhood obsession with comically oversized objects
Didn’t he make a diarama with apple pie containers from McDonald’s
"Let me summarise every episode of star trek ever made"
😂😂Got'em
Imagine seeing dawn of the dead in the early 2000s as a kid and becoming a zombie guy, becoming obsessed with zombie games,movies and comics and even going as far as having zombie as a username for the past decade and a half......
You described most Nerdy guys from the country
@@ohErza he's also describing himself look at his name 🤣
Lmao couldn't be you
Sounds gay
Self actualization. Sublime.
"That sounded like a gun. I'm leaving." - a wise man on parole
Oh man, the memories of being proud of liking monty python and "real music". Simpler times
did you wear a fedora?
haha yeah that is on point. I used to dream of having an awesome library of cool stuff. now everyone has access to everything and it is awesome, but also not awesome . like the archaeology is gone, but it was kinda nerdy and gross anyway.
Me when i was 9 years old
Nothing worse than being a "comedy nerd". You know the type who thinks Monty Python, weird al, mst3k, etc was peak humor that will never be topped
@@BIacklce I'm sure fans of this podcast will be regarded as the highest possible tier of intellectuals, of course.
“You mean I can’t wear my Timbs on the bridge?”
Nick’s impression of this dude is so spot on
@No Record sneed
@@bessias2748 WHAT'S THE CHANNEL?!
@@asdfasdf3989 kagenoaku , the sodding gamer
@@bessias2748 Sneed
@@asdfasdf3989 ua-cam.com/video/jb3UobSZl34/v-deo.html
Nick pretending he isn't a trekie while also knowing full details about multiple series is always great to listen to
Stav talking about killing RealDolls with a katana is an underrated imagery lmao
preforming sepuku on them and they're just so full its like popping a water balloon with white food dye in it
@@juwebles4352 it wouldn't be white by then
The impersonation of the katana kid is spot on lmao I remember and rewatch that video once a month and start dying when the little brother gets his close up and says “it’s tape!”
I think I saw this through retsupurae and it was hilarious as fuck. The second I heard the voice I knew what video this was loool.
“As you can see, the katana is wrapped”
Mom: *WELL* wrapped
The rest of his videos are my little pony related, I honestly feel bad for the guy. The whole thing is just really sad. Though I did laugh at a few parts, seriously wtf is that accent😂
@@noahhess4955 comments are turned off on his channel. I feel like it’s because of cumtown 😂😂
I like how Nick is so much of a Star Trek nerd that he puts down other Star Trek nerds and calls them stupid.
Saw a dude wearing a "This is my zombie killing t-shirt" shirt in 2021
You should have asked him if he collected The entire series of walking dead funky pops
Man I've been seeing "Zombie Response Vehicle" on YJs and Rams for years
My Zombie Hunting Permit on my old laptop expired in 2012
@@REAPER3fitty i saw one a couple days ago. I thought it was a rent a cop. Nope dorks.
@@REAPER3fitty haha
Hi, I'm gay starship captain Jean-Luc Picard.
“Make Me Your #1 Drilling My #2 At Warp Speed! Engage!!”
Are you still in gay space ?
Dude you're gay? Are you gay? No way that you're gay? Gay? I don't believe you.
Captain's Log 😘
Sir Patrick is the type of person who would take great offense in people thinking he has already died. He couldn’t care less if people thought he was gay though
This was heavy in Nick's "I already did a bit on that" phase
Reminds me when we were 13 we attached a water bottle to a PVC pipe with a valve and pumped air into it and would fire grapes at people from the balcony LOL
We used to make tennis ball mortars.
So much fun.
We used to ball up aluminum foil and put in an old 2 liter bottle and then fill it up with drain-o toilet cleaner. Fucker would shake the windows when it went off lmao
@@hitopsful Was just about to say that, my brother did that
The worst thing about any good media franchise is the fanbase.
Why are they never ever good
@@fartsneed9464 I’m assuming it’s a vocal minority/popularity thing.
People play Portal, and they like it. They find the dialogue funny. It gets popular, and a small amount of people who want acceptance latch on and repeat the jokes until they’re unbearable to hear. Next thing you know, “DA CAKE IS LE LIE XD” is plastered all over the Internet.
Every piece of media I like has a mouth breathing fanbase
Just goes to show most people are room temperature idiots so the only hobbies/fanbases that keep that to a minimum are the niche/unpopular ones.
@@N0TYALC really the cake is what got your panties in bunch? It was a joke. I like canvases more then pretentious gays like you who think they are intellectual for saying “fan base bad” like people haven’t been saying that for the dawn of human history.
Just wanna say I'm tired of the algorithm autoplaying Bert Kreischer, Tom Segura, and that trailer park boy instead of more cumtown clips.
Preach!
The gay Communist disinformation algorithm will throw up any crap to steer us away from the straight truths spit by Sam Hyde and the C Town posse 🌚👽🛸
Why? Why does the algorithm live Bert?
Same
That sounded like a gun…I’m leaving
I love that line so much because I feel like I’ve met that guy in my life
I swear Nick's kotaku accent sounds like the comic book guy from the simpsons.
Nick's impression is literally the nerdy game reviewer voice Zach Hadel does every episode of Oneyplays. Two universes colliding.
My dream is to have them collab on something. They absolutely must know about each other at this point
@@LC-iw3ll I'm sure knowing nick he has some weird reason for hating oneyplays. Regardless I don't think they'd work well together comedy-wise for some reason.
@@Carolinelili413 Chris is like 6'3, that's reason enough for Nick to despise him.
@@Carolinelili413 it’ll also probably increase the risk of Smiling Friends getting MDE’d
Anything you can think of, Nick has wrote a bit about it when he was younger.
and adam 'unknowingly' steals it later
@@AwesometownUSA Epson called, they want they're PROJECTOR back hee hee hoo ha
@@AwesometownUSA That is the biggest projection I've ever seen in my life lol.
@@jacobedwards4747 Why you so salty? Oh we're doing Epson projector jokes. Yea I got nothing.
every nerd knows the floor of the holodeck is a titanium mesh to allow for proper drainage
Shut up, gay user
@@zolafuckass8606 are you doing an Adam impression
@@mrshelley87 maybe.
@@zolafuckass8606 you're nailing it
@@mrshelley87 thanks dude.
nicks gone full circle on this one lol full chainmail armour and asking fans to send it blades.
I quote the “it’s tape” katana video literally every day
To any Americans who meet a Brit and start quoting Monty Python: its not as popular as you think it is. It was what our parents/grandparents watched decades ago.
Inb4 gay actor Michael Douglas arrives
That Sodding Gamer's last two uploads at the time of writing this are both My Little Pony figurine unboxings. Dude is a freak.
The guy is wild, it's like someone came up with a character that unifies EVERY cliché about nerds. Balding, weird voice, socially awkward, literally at least 1 katana, lives with his mom and has MLP shit plastered everywhere.
His most popular video is an upload of a trailer for one of the tinkerbell movies
@@esprit101 Using the word "obligatory" when you don't know what it means is another big one he checks off
stav has gotten really good at hiding his shame & embarrassment of being obese through overt laughing
Nick has been going hard on him lately
@@anthony7960 I guess it's just one of those days, when ya don't wanna wake up
Is that all stav does? Contributes nothing.
@@jdgustofwinddance.7748 Without Stav I wouldn't know when to laugh so he's pretty important.
@@jdgustofwinddance.7748 JRE boy now
the worf-data bit is fucking gold
"Gay little robot"
I'm glad I'm now getting into Star Trek TNG and I'm happy I found this clip. So good.
Hell yeah dude
The sex on the holodeck joke was executed pretty well on the Star Trek parody pilot by the Always Sunny guys
The Worf impressions 🤣💀🤣💀
The dude who made the katana video makes My Little Pony unboxing videos nowadays
The MLP thing isn't dead yet?
@@ChucksSEADnDEAD Oh no it definitely is but this guy is so socially isolated that he's still stuck in 2014
Never understood the joy of flight simulator, you can sit and do nothing for an hour, then shout "there's my house" ... Then what?
I would crash my plane into my house so to release all this pain
I guess it's in the joy of flying without needing a license and owning a plane. I would get it just to fly around shit and explore since the new one has the whole world in it and it uses Microsoft's gps thing to basically make it... but it's like $80 and rather not pay that much to just joy fly for like an hour or two then maybe not touch it for a while.
@@popo0129 yeah that's what I mean, I see the attraction but not long term especially for the price
@@loodlebop Yeah plus the download is like 100gb on their shitty launcher.
Real life pilots use it as training, that's probably their target audience
When I was in 6th grade I stopped cutting my hair, only _washed_ it with conditioner cause I wanted soft & shiny hair, wore a fedora and had heavy amount of Fubu, Rockeware, phat pharm and Tap out. It was a fucking mess. I went to a elementary with a dress code so me dressing myself was a badddd experience. By 7th grade I learned a small bit about of personal & social hygiene. So I started using shampoo and put the conditioner down entirely, got rid of the fedora and replaced my 2000s urban youth outfits with a different type of 2000s urban youth outfits. It was heavy on active wear. Including knockoff phiton necklaces and parts of my baseball uniform. Specifically on Thursdays I wore all red including knee high socks. But it's all still an improvement. Surprisingly I never stunk. Anyway... By 8th grade me and my friends decided to _become preps_ and dressed exclusively in Aeropostal, American eagle, Hollister & Abercrombie & Fitch, sperrys were mandatory. I even decided to cut my not shoulder length hair. It was such a radical change that when I approached this girl I had a crush she asked me if I had transferred that year because she had never seen me before. We both had last names starting with M so we had the same home room the previous two years. It was a fucking shot in the chest. So I just uncomfortably laughed and said nah, just got a hair cut lol. That was a rough time in my dumbass life. But absolutely hilarious in retrospect. I still have one of my old fedoras. Never forget where you came from, my brothers. I'm gay, amen.
Just so you know cowashing (conditioner only wash) is actually a good thing. Your hair will adjust and you only need to shampoo a couple times a week. I know cause I'm gay.
That's a fun story.
If anyone dressed like that in the shitpile I went to high school in, you would've either been Raped, beaten or murdered.
Not even joking. 🤣
you've made it brother
Jimmy Rustler high school or detention camp?? 😂
@@Meekmillan
Yes.
A literal knife fight every other week.
found a potato gun in a garage one time when we moved into a new house as a kid. Loaded it up and it wouldn't work, kept clicking the button for a min. Potato comes out a mach 1 and slams into the neighbors front door with the loudest bang ever. 10/10 parents took it away shortly after
What about that episode where Riker gets blue balled and then goes to the holodeck to beat off (real)
I 'member. And while he was on duty too!
You could say he has rather large...
Spaceballs.
Its the one with the metamorph (famke jannsen) in season 5
I'm gonna assume cleaning cum out of the thing was one of the first hurdles that would have been dealt with, they can 3d print any food for fucks sake
A good chunk of my quarantine was spent playing Cities Skylines while listening to cumtown lol
It’s a classic combo
@@StevenSeagull good ol Cities Guylines
Doing that now, cant believe these guys didnt see eachother and didnt go outside during any portion of that bs. Brooklyn is gay
The kage no aku impression is seriously spot on
_"Like Pavarotti in a wet suit"_
Damn, when they talked about how nerds always wish it was a different time period other than now, I felt super called out lol. Probably time to change
Hey its 6 months later, did you change?
@@paroonjoos hey bro! I changed a little, my main change I wanted to go for was spending a lot more time in the real world instead of on the internet. I haven’t done a great job so far but I did move out of my parents’ house recently. My roommate’s a good friend of mine and she’s really social so I’m thinking my social life will pick up pretty soon. Hopefully someone else replies in another six months because I won’t remember to come back here lol
@@0715yt lmao good for you bro, I honestly wasn't expecting an answer but I'm glad to hear that for you!! Remember, everyone expects changes to be this big outward transformation like a caterpillar emerging from its cocoon as a butterfly, but they're usually a lot slower and more subtle than that. Sometimes the biggest changes are invisible to everyone but ourselves. Baby steps. It's a marathon, not a sprint. Congrats on moving out on your own, that's a big step! Keep on pursuing your goals and working towards the life you want. Good luck king 💪💯💥
@@paroonjoos good luck to you too! Here’s to much more progress in the next 6 months
Hope you’re still doing well bro
Hearing Nick make fun of that katana video gives me such an intense nostalgia for the time I found that video. I showed all my friends and we made fun of that guy literally for years onward
Nicks faux British accent just sounds like Homer
Or the comic book dude
Wesley Crusher has to clean the holodeck.
Thinking that guy probably 100% has heard this clip makes me low key sad.
“When is the quality of ur katana ever going to matter”
“When he fucking kills himself” 😂
His impression is exactly like that guy in office space
my favorite way to enjoy jizzville is to check out for like 2 years then let you all make highlights for me to enjoy
I love when he slips into Jake Flores when trashing a certain type of person
Google following my every move. They think I don’t see them but yes I do. Careful fellas.
It's TAPE!
Shhh, Tyler
This channel is gold
I saw that katana video over 10 years ago lol that's amazing "ITS TAPE"
this is exactly how I play cities skyline, thanks for not being one of those people
"One of those people"??? Wtf is that supposed to mean?
can't stand people who present as "nerds" but all their interests are pop culture stuff
Can’t stand people
"Yeah I'm such a huge nerd my favorite movies are all Marvel movies that grossed more money than the continent of Africa"
@@Hasorane if you’re into marvel movies enough you a nerd to me.
@@ninoextendo9680 I think it just means you have shit taste tbh
Can't stand nerd police.
Night of the Living 1968, Fulci’s Zombi 1979, Return of the Living Dead 1985, and Dawn of the Dead 2004 are great
_pretty sure they use the floor of the holodeck as a protein reservoir for the _*_replicators_*
_mmmm mm mm, replicated breakfast, lunch and dinner_
Wait they 3d print the food out of cum?
Been on that Hanwei Forge Katana shit for years. It's classic. Weird to hear them talking about him. Godspeed. I hope to hear more.
im gay
Haha! That flightsim nerdery hits close to home. Have never done a 14 hour long haul though.
I was not expecting Nick to reference Klaus Nomi
I think this is the clip I come back to most.
The only thing he's going to use the katana for is to open the packaging of other katanas.
Resident Evil is why zombies are cool. And it has yet to be topped. Ever. It's never been close. It was mastered there and that's it. Res 1-3 are just utter masterful zombie games. And res 4 is a viral cult in the woods version of the same idea.
@@Jackapher I'm only gay when your dad comes by
@@Jackapher absolutely correct
Monty Python is kinda silly…
I went to find that video by the Sodding Gamer he was talking about and holy shit Nick's impression of that guy is spot on
Nick wasn’t lying about the “fat re+arded Klaus Nomi” thing lmfao
Man if we had mike from red letter media on that Star Trek bit it would be gold.
"they aint gon let me wear my timbs on the bridge??"
make me wanna play sim city
That's gay cause me2
"How long is that?"
"14 hours"
Killed me.
Googled it to see for myself. As per Nick nailed it.
This is so much more funny when you know that ThatSoddingGamer is Canadian
I have been looking for that katana unboxing video forever. Had no idea the guy was famous
The "katana unboxing" video was the best.
that guy's environment is so unpalatable to him he's happy to watch an outdated low-res simulation of the view he'd have traveling nearly as far away from it as possible as fast as the average human can ever expect to move
hahahahahahahaha
imagine asking your adult son if you can clear the counter when he's not using it for his computer and he says no because he has to simulate being in a plane on autopilot
lol the irony of making fun of nerds with this video is killing me
Thought he was describing Stav until he revealed how he spoke lol
I feel like the Holodeck does its own cleaning (something about "solid light", right? am I thinking of something else?) but, more importantly, I'm actually pretty sure I remember Riker telling Wesley Crusher that he lost his virginity on a Holodeck. Anyone else recall this??
bro you dreamt that
I don't think it counts if you fuck a hologram that's basically an advanced fleshlight
@@feedmewifi_477 Roddenberry writing something like this is well within the realm of possibility
Nick would probably love cities: skylines
jesus christ I just watched the katana video and it looks like Todd Solondz made a snuff film
Going to sleep simulator sounds like fun.
their imitation of an american british dude sounds like producer micheal
Nice City Skylines gameplay
This is a great Maryland podcast
The city sim gameplay really soothes my autism.
Yeah that hack synder dawn of the dead was great with all those tropical islands on lake Michigan
That Frotting Gamer
love the thumbnail
This feels like a personal attack on future me.
Their jokes were so much more sophisticated but also more predictable
So I watched the katana unboxing video and it awakened something in me and now I’m ordering a sword on aliexpress 😢
Love that sodding gamer
I found that sodding gamer and I’m hooked
It's tape!.... its.. taaappphe
*sigh* i shant be arsed to watch this bloody video
This game looks cool
the elite practical katana
Why did those zombie guys hate the concept of vampires just because of Twilight. They supported one side of that and hated the other like a political race
Doesn't matter. Both are gay and we all lose.
You're gay too.
Well before you had stuff like legacy of kain, near dark, interview with a vampire etc, basically vampires weren't pussy pieces of 💩 that they are now, also I'm gay
Nick talking about my favourite UA-cam video makes me so happy
Depending on the potato cabin you want to make either one with hair spray or compressed air
Hairspray's the gold standard. Cheaper the better.
Alternatively though, one which works REALLY well is Mothballs dissolved in gasoline.
Use tennis balls as lauch medium for a cool ass fireshow.
Why is the nerdy guy half Georges St. Pierre, half Comic Book Guy? lmao