I pissed the bed exactly one time, when I was 10 or 11 years old, and it was so confusing when I woke up absolutely drenched in piss... I've been chasing that high for almost 20 years now.
Meth is too dangerous, same with heroin and crack. Normal coke isn't that bad, it can still b destructive but much less than those 3, stay away from those 3.
I've literally never pissed myself as an adult, and I'm a currently a fucking wreck and recovering addict. Been trashed beyond recognition off pills and vodka. Never pissed the bed. I don't get it. Just fucking pee before you go to sleep..
@@ZeranZeran dude I’m a recovering addict too. Heroin/coke (speedballs) and benzos plus all the other random shit I’ve done and never pissed myself either but I have thrown up on myself. So I’m not sure where that fits lol
@@Patrick.Weightman Manhattan in particular but generally NYC has more college educated women than men. Add that to them being at the time late 20s and Adam being Jewish satisfying the NJB criteria for many and also with a college degree even pre-wealth he was going to get ass.
I never pissed the bed but I also always pissed the bed as a kid. My stepdad would come into my room and dump a pitcher of water in my bed. The one time I woke up and caught him he punched my little 6 year old head so hard I woke up the next day and thought I pissed the bed.
You: “I used to piss the bed” Translation: “my step dad would routinely dump water on me and punch me in the face while I was sleeping” Your trauma is hilarious and I’d be friends with you for it.
Woke up one night to the sound of a pipe breaking and flooding water out of the walls. It was pitch black I grabbed my phone and turned on my flashlight, my girlfriend is squatting infront of our bed sleep walking pissing all over the floor. Still hasn’t happened again but am fucking terrified it will.
Never pissed the bed sober but drunk I've pissed the bed and also in some of the most random places. First time I stayed at my wifes house, who was living with her parents at the time, I pissed in their kitchen sink. I'd been drinking from like 12am that morning and this was like 15 hours later. I remember coming to mid-piss and being like "wtf am I doing?" The most bizarre thing is I had to walk past the bathroom and walk down the stairs to get to the kitchen. I have no idea how I got to that point and I'm so glad nobody caught me because that would have been hard to explain 😂 I'm also only 5'9 so it wasn't as if I was towering over the sink pissing down into it... I was holding my johnson upwards and trying to aim it. There was piss all over the counter and on the floor. Thankfully I came to and cleaned it up before anybody caught me but I genuinely have no idea what was going through my head. It feels surreal, like a dream. But it actually happened lmao. I also wrecked my ps3 by drunkenly pissing on it. At this point I didn't really game anymore so I only used the thing to watch dvds but one of my Band of Brothers dvds was in the thing when I pissed over it and I couldn't get it out so I was more disappointed about that. All things considered I feel a bit lucky that when I'm drunk I'm a pisser, not a shitter. I've known fellas who shit themselves when they get blacked out. That's way harder to conceal 😂
I had a buddy who stood up from being passed out on the couch at a party and started pissing on the coffee table. By the time everyone tried to stop him it was too late. They had tile so it wasn't a huge deal but he did ruin a TV remote.
A chick I was with a month ago in my hotel said she was coming and a ‘squirter’ just pissed the bed. Full on. Like a cat in a litter box. All over my hands and tool too. I can’t tell if that just ‘what happens’, or if she just did it because she wanted to leave. Had to call the front desk to change the sheets in the morning.
New years eve I got black out fell down the stairs apparently my friend and his new girl I met that night made a bed on floor for me and I woke them up a couple hours later with a golden shower puked on the ground and passed out again didn't know anything had happened till I woke up in the morning to a bunch of salty kids on acid disgusted with me lolol
I remember one time I was at a party with my ex and started taking shots of fireball until I blacked out. Woke up in my boxers in the morning. Turns out I puked and pissed on my shorts. My ex who apparently left the party picked me up in the morning asking me wtf happened. Turns out I was smacking her friends asses and shit. I turned and looked at and said I’m gay there’s no way I would’ve done that. Didn’t think I would eventually tell her but I sure did, been gay ever since.
I was at my buddies apartment once and he got so drunk he walked into his room stood at the doorway and pissed a gallon on the floor. It got our attention when started questioning what the noise was, he later said he thought he had walked to the balcony which doesn't make it any better.
I've had frequent dreams recently of taking a piss in a bathroom or on a tree right before I wake up. And I always think that I just pissed the bed as I gain consciousness. Thankfully I haven't since I was, what, 10 maybe? I have been drinking more water lately and I've been waking up three hours earlier than I should so I've got the "dry wet dreams" or whatever the fuck.
this happens to me whenever I drink and dream. I always have pissing dreams and wake up going NO NO NO. I have never pissed the bed.. but I felt it in my dream. Weird. It also happens when I don't even have to piss, lol.
I had a dream once where I was taking a piss in a urinal but it hurt really fucking bad, turns out i pissed my bed thru morning wood. That is the only time since I was like 5 or something that I ever pissed myself. So i just soaked my mattress in cleaning products and flipped it over.
pissed the bed about 2 months ago. I'm 34. Had a seizure tho, there was no malice in this piss. just woke up confused in hospital. went home to a giant piss stain on the bed. haha
I only pissed my self while sleeping once. I drank 4 Gatorades and fell asleep on the couch. I woke up at 2am and completely pissed all over the couch and myself.
So, my ex got up in the middle of the night still drunk and opened my pajama bottom drawer and pissed in it. I yelled at him and was like WTF. Then cried for me to not yell at him. Then, a few years later, he opened his jean drawer and pissed all over his jeans. Tbf, I one time was so drunk I pissed the bed with him in it and then almost choked on my own puke so he had to roll me over so I didn't go out like Bon Scott.
I feel Nick on this conversation. Someone made him cross the Rubicon and now he has no one to talk to about it. For me it was dating not one, but two ABDL consecutively.
how is the greek guy the one that seems the most taken aback with the fetish convos, stav may only be laughin because these guys are sharing what hes smart enough to keep to himself ot hes more vanilla than any of them, which is okay cuz were all gay here
Welp, I’m 2 weeks into a new relationship & just pissed my girl’s bed… we just changed the sheets today & remembering this ep. made me feel a little less like a clown
For anyone in this situation, just say you’re taking pain meds for a joint injury, opioids made me piss myself a couple of times when I threw out my back. Also I’m gay.
it's so cringey when someone says something is getting popular and someone else immediately gets all defensive and goes "nuh uh! that's not new, i was totally doing that so much longer ago!" like it makes them super cool or something. no one is saying that eating booty was just invented for the first time, only that it's become very popular and talked about lately, and it's entered the mainstream in a way that it never had before. Nick and Adam both do it all the time where they have to let everyone know they liked the thing before it was cool...very embarrassing
Nothing really but it’s that thing where they say most serial killers were abused as kids or killed animals at a young age. Peeing the bed is just another thing a lot of serial killers have in common for some reason.
@@ShookOnesTO yeah, the McDonald triad. But lots of kids wet the bed and I think every grade-school age boy goes through a fire-starting phase too, so the only real red flag is the animal abuse, which is a red flag on its own.
anyone else feel a bit sad when hearing this guy say he licked a girl's ass in middleschool? like where the fuck did these guys find those girls? not necessarily sad about that act in itself, but just the fact they found girls willing to engage in that level of intimacy in middle school, damn. I struggle even as an adult today let alone back then
My best friend used to be the guy that drank retarded amounts, then piss himself when he passed out. So much so, that people caught on and started fucking with him when he did. Then one evening me an him was at a party drinking liquor playing spades but not really. His eyes were actually crossed the opposite way eyes usually do. He then stumbled up, and crashed down the hallway. I heard silence.. followed by what could only be described as a piddle, then reaching the flow of a fully opened fire hose, filled by a bunch of female "WTFs?!" and screaming... Yeah, he's still my best friend and the peeing on people is just a perk of the friendship.. ...also, I'm pitcher gay, not receiver gae..
Nick got so excited when he thought someone else was into scat
"you should try it, everybody should try it."
I love these little insights into his psyche. We get so little that we must be thankful when they come 🙏
I’m so sick of scat and piss getting conflated. Many of us are into one and repulsed by the other, a fact to which search algorithms are indifferent
@@CODMarioWarfare Preach, brother. Say, let’s start a lobbying group to change the narrative.
@@CODMarioWarfare caca poopoo
I pissed the bed exactly one time, when I was 10 or 11 years old, and it was so confusing when I woke up absolutely drenched in piss... I've been chasing that high for almost 20 years now.
🤣🤣🤣
“I ate ass in middle school!”
*Stav fucking implodes*
When I first started watching this pod, I hated Stav's laugh
Now it gives me gay power and fuels me.
@@ZeranZeran killer laugh fo sho! The laugh that inspires laughter.🤣🤣
@@ZeranZeran and lubes you
@@ZeranZeran
He laughs like Dr. Giggles 🦄
That’s pretty rare for a middle schooler
Hearing Nick talk like this makes me want to do a line
@@Kittendownloads lucky, im at work rn lol
@@Kittendownloads I prefer meth. Coke's alright tho.
@@Kittendownloads you do you, king
Meth is too dangerous, same with heroin and crack. Normal coke isn't that bad, it can still b destructive but much less than those 3, stay away from those 3.
@@bickyboo7789 meth for the win
Gawdammut. 40 years old and I’m gonna kick the bucket to this from convulsive laughing. Well playyyyyed
Pissing since 1974
The most enthralling center-left political commentary available on the internet.
I pissed behind an old Tv it stunk bad and blew up
Lmao ew
I did the same thing to an old TV....but I was spraying shit
that's awesome man
Everyone is so surprised that he was stone cold sober and pissed the bed. I mean I’m surprised as well.
I've literally never pissed myself as an adult, and I'm a currently a fucking wreck and recovering addict.
Been trashed beyond recognition off pills and vodka. Never pissed the bed. I don't get it. Just fucking pee before you go to sleep..
@@ZeranZeran dude I’m a recovering addict too. Heroin/coke (speedballs) and benzos plus all the other random shit I’ve done and never pissed myself either but I have thrown up on myself. So I’m not sure where that fits lol
@@ZeranZeran Don't be a square. Pissing the bed is in right now.
I’ve pissed in a dryer before drunk sleep walking. Thank god I didn’t have to shit
One time I got drunk in high school and pissed in my moms bathwater before she went to work also drunk gay sleepwalking
She wasn't in the bath and also I feel like I made it close enough to the toilet
I've only ever pissed the bed as an adult ...
I'm also an alcoholic
@@nonamesinenomine hell yeah dude
Hell yeah brother also I’m gay
Do it in public and pretend to be Liam Neeson
@@cordan305 wait, before or after I look for a boooop to beat?
What are we, German now?
How do these fools even find women to be their girlfriends 😂
Their gayness attracts women
Women just love gay men.
I ask that about Adam all the damn time dude
Just shows you just have to make an effort and worst case lower your standards. I'm gay.
@@Patrick.Weightman Manhattan in particular but generally NYC has more college educated women than men. Add that to them being at the time late 20s and Adam being Jewish satisfying the NJB criteria for many and also with a college degree even pre-wealth he was going to get ass.
Stavs laugh kills me
used to hate it
now I live for it
You've a StavBot App now.
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it kills the podcast
I never pissed the bed but I also always pissed the bed as a kid.
My stepdad would come into my room and dump a pitcher of water in my bed. The one time I woke up and caught him he punched my little 6 year old head so hard I woke up the next day and thought I pissed the bed.
Sounds pretty gay
So, you've never actually pissed the bed dude.
You: “I used to piss the bed”
Translation: “my step dad would routinely dump water on me and punch me in the face while I was sleeping”
Your trauma is hilarious and I’d be friends with you for it.
@@noahwood6530 hhaha thanks man. If you cant laugh at yourself and your pathetic past that's sad.
@@torynnielsen5646 Is this a true story?
Nick Mullen: The Original Pisser and OG Rimmer
Woke up one night to the sound of a pipe breaking and flooding water out of the walls. It was pitch black I grabbed my phone and turned on my flashlight, my girlfriend is squatting infront of our bed sleep walking pissing all over the floor. Still hasn’t happened again but am fucking terrified it will.
damn. thats some blair witch creepy shit.
That's scary man you should sell that piss tho. Also I'm gay.
hot
@@hello-rq8kf steamy
@@hello-rq8kf he gets it
convulsing with laughter as the gentlemen conjure images of shit slinging sherrifs
1:00 I keep saying it, Stav could be the new voice of Chucky. Especially with that awesome laugh
First thing that came to mind when I heard it
Never pissed the bed sober but drunk I've pissed the bed and also in some of the most random places. First time I stayed at my wifes house, who was living with her parents at the time, I pissed in their kitchen sink. I'd been drinking from like 12am that morning and this was like 15 hours later. I remember coming to mid-piss and being like "wtf am I doing?" The most bizarre thing is I had to walk past the bathroom and walk down the stairs to get to the kitchen. I have no idea how I got to that point and I'm so glad nobody caught me because that would have been hard to explain 😂 I'm also only 5'9 so it wasn't as if I was towering over the sink pissing down into it... I was holding my johnson upwards and trying to aim it. There was piss all over the counter and on the floor. Thankfully I came to and cleaned it up before anybody caught me but I genuinely have no idea what was going through my head. It feels surreal, like a dream. But it actually happened lmao. I also wrecked my ps3 by drunkenly pissing on it. At this point I didn't really game anymore so I only used the thing to watch dvds but one of my Band of Brothers dvds was in the thing when I pissed over it and I couldn't get it out so I was more disappointed about that. All things considered I feel a bit lucky that when I'm drunk I'm a pisser, not a shitter. I've known fellas who shit themselves when they get blacked out. That's way harder to conceal 😂
I had a buddy who stood up from being passed out on the couch at a party and started pissing on the coffee table.
By the time everyone tried to stop him it was too late. They had tile so it wasn't a huge deal but he did ruin a TV remote.
@@lechuck1791 Glad you enjoyed my boyo 😉 If you'd responded negatively I would have had to piss in your ear.
@@lechuck1791 😂😂
@@roryslaine7896 😂😂
@@mikedavis1476 You're laughing mate but it sure wasn't funny at the time 😂😂 I didn't even tell my wife about it for like 4 years lol.
A chick I was with a month ago in my hotel said she was coming and a ‘squirter’ just pissed the bed. Full on. Like a cat in a litter box. All over my hands and tool too.
I can’t tell if that just ‘what happens’, or if she just did it because she wanted to leave. Had to call the front desk to change the sheets in the morning.
sometimes chicks rock
New years eve I got black out fell down the stairs apparently my friend and his new girl I met that night made a bed on floor for me and I woke them up a couple hours later with a golden shower puked on the ground and passed out again didn't know anything had happened till I woke up in the morning to a bunch of salty kids on acid disgusted with me lolol
fucking legendary
Chad
The perfect guest
turns out, i was the guy in the story
Turns out you are gay
Real adult conversation. Notice how Stave has no idea what's going on.
Stave Halkous
I remember one time I was at a party with my ex and started taking shots of fireball until I blacked out. Woke up in my boxers in the morning. Turns out I puked and pissed on my shorts. My ex who apparently left the party picked me up in the morning asking me wtf happened. Turns out I was smacking her friends asses and shit. I turned and looked at and said I’m gay there’s no way I would’ve done that. Didn’t think I would eventually tell her but I sure did, been gay ever since.
Hell yeah dude
hell yeah. i need to play this game again. maybe get some mods
The captains edition mod rules
Shit is so addictive, even though you so seldom win.
@@KorAnos1 just downloaded the captains edition. Don't think I've gotten past the fourth jump lol
@@StevenSeagull you should have a discord 😋
@@RomanNardone What does that mod add, anything great?
Nick loud and proud
I was at my buddies apartment once and he got so drunk he walked into his room stood at the doorway and pissed a gallon on the floor. It got our attention when started questioning what the noise was, he later said he thought he had walked to the balcony which doesn't make it any better.
one of my buddies pissed out the screen window of our house
That makes it way better man I'd much rather piss on my balcony or off it than all over my room
That makes it way better man I'd much rather piss on my balcony or off it than all over my room
That makes it way better man I'd much rather piss on my balcony or off it than all over my room
That makes it way better man I'd much rather piss on my balcony or off it than all over my room
"A fistful of turds"
😂😂
A turd in the hand is worth two In The bush
9:15 bruh, it’s just like Baki where the convicts escape with the most absurd plans lol
Kaka
They refer to it as Synchronicity
I've had frequent dreams recently of taking a piss in a bathroom or on a tree right before I wake up. And I always think that I just pissed the bed as I gain consciousness. Thankfully I haven't since I was, what, 10 maybe? I have been drinking more water lately and I've been waking up three hours earlier than I should so I've got the "dry wet dreams" or whatever the fuck.
this happens to me whenever I drink and dream. I always have pissing dreams and wake up going NO NO NO. I have never pissed the bed.. but I felt it in my dream. Weird. It also happens when I don't even have to piss, lol.
yeah the sudden toilet appearance in the middle of your dream is a common theme.
I had a dream once where I was taking a piss in a urinal but it hurt really fucking bad, turns out i pissed my bed thru morning wood. That is the only time since I was like 5 or something that I ever pissed myself. So i just soaked my mattress in cleaning products and flipped it over.
The ole flip
pissed the bed about 2 months ago. I'm 34. Had a seizure tho, there was no malice in this piss. just woke up confused in hospital. went home to a giant piss stain on the bed. haha
I only pissed my self while sleeping once. I drank 4 Gatorades and fell asleep on the couch.
I woke up at 2am and completely pissed all over the couch and myself.
So, my ex got up in the middle of the night still drunk and opened my pajama bottom drawer and pissed in it. I yelled at him and was like WTF. Then cried for me to not yell at him. Then, a few years later, he opened his jean drawer and pissed all over his jeans.
Tbf, I one time was so drunk I pissed the bed with him in it and then almost choked on my own puke so he had to roll me over so I didn't go out like Bon Scott.
I feel Nick on this conversation.
Someone made him cross the Rubicon and now he has no one to talk to about it.
For me it was dating not one, but two ABDL consecutively.
in loving memory of all the businesses that paid for ad reads
HA HA their segways to ad's get me every time
My weekly dose of gay
Brendan rules
how is the greek guy the one that seems the most taken aback with the fetish convos, stav may only be laughin because these guys are sharing what hes smart enough to keep to himself ot hes more vanilla than any of them, which is okay cuz were all gay here
Stav doesn’t fuck is the answer
I don't understand fetishes. Is fucking just not enough for people anymore?
Welp, I’m 2 weeks into a new relationship & just pissed my girl’s bed… we just changed the sheets today & remembering this ep. made me feel a little less like a clown
What's his name
I reckon it was a sub-conscious act by the alpha male within you... you find yourself falling in love, you must _mark and protect_ your quarry.
I swear, when they are full throated belly laughs, the top 3 most infectious laughs ever are Patrice, Jimmy, and STAV. 😅
7:10
Found the cumtown podcast on UA-cam same day I found Larry Lawton and the British dude Sean Atwood he's referencing here
My brother woke up after a party and pissed on my keyboard.
Lmao the throwing of shi , piss & cüm in prison is very very common. They call it a “glock dookie” 😂 look it up
The Arizona exctacy kingpin who has the youtube channel now is Shaun Atwood (originally from the UK)
All of this before the infamous Thursday ad read
Last story reminds me of that Green Mile scene
The R-Kelly of roommates.
Blame it on her in next level funny
This needs animated
BRO I SLEEPPISSED ON MY LAPTOP TOO
Hell yeah dude
Funniest and sickest clip yet!!🤣🤣🤣
I get the kink hipster thing. I wanted to dig out goth girls back when they were a pop culture laughing stock
love FTL
5 months later this gameplay brings me back. I will sub to catch more good serious not at all gay ass eating anything.
"You squirted" lmao
Tool concert at 2:34
this game looks cool
I pissed the bed when I had a seizure, so luckily had I an excuse
Seriously though, if you're a grown adult and pissing the bed for literally no reason, you need to see a doctor.
nah doc will say everything is ok with him
This, i piss my bed because of vodka like an adult
This guy gets fingered by doctors and plays it off like hes worried about pissing the bed.
@@fajile5109 🤣
shoeonhead was the girl nick pissed on the mouth if anyone is interested
Source?
Seriously lol
For anyone in this situation, just say you’re taking pain meds for a joint injury, opioids made me piss myself a couple of times when I threw out my back. Also I’m gay.
it's so cringey when someone says something is getting popular and someone else immediately gets all defensive and goes "nuh uh! that's not new, i was totally doing that so much longer ago!" like it makes them super cool or something. no one is saying that eating booty was just invented for the first time, only that it's become very popular and talked about lately, and it's entered the mainstream in a way that it never had before. Nick and Adam both do it all the time where they have to let everyone know they liked the thing before it was cool...very embarrassing
This comment is gay and so is your gay frog. You owned gay frogs before it was cool.
lets get some into the breach action
I’ve been using it in a few videos. Great game
This episode was brought to you by coke
ive never related more to nick in my life
The Chicago shit-slinger
Guy that shit on the nightstand should’ve pulled a cartman and said I shit on your nightstand Whatsup? Also I’m gay.
What is the exit music to this, I need to know
Links in the description
@@StevenSeagull very cool
Yall r fuckin awesome!
Shit slinger story actually made me gag. Nice
One i time i pissed the bed next to my partner. I woke and up told her that the ceiling has a leak.
1974? That's some B.C. shit 🤣
One time I shit behind the dresser covered it in yogurt and blamed it on my sister
Sounds like that shitty prisoner was Billy The Kid from The Green Mile Lol
David Atwood.
The only ex I’m still friends with pissed in my bed
did he clean it up.
Whos is this guest? he's alright
Brendan Eyre
@Guantanamo Clay gayre, the re is silent
@Guantanamo Clay air
As a child I was afraid of the toilet so I’d piss in the corner of the guest room all the fucking time till someone figured it out. Also I’m gay
That British prison guy's name is Shaun Attwood by the way, his stories are WILD.
DO NOT look up the diy gender transition in jail.
I think I am a computer
What episode is this
No one:
Gay dudes in the comments: here’s my pissing story…
Ok what is the song at the end of this
What dose pissing the bed
Got to do With serial killers?
Nothing really but it’s that thing where they say most serial killers were abused as kids or killed animals at a young age. Peeing the bed is just another thing a lot of serial killers have in common for some reason.
@@ShookOnesTO yeah, the McDonald triad. But lots of kids wet the bed and I think every grade-school age boy goes through a fire-starting phase too, so the only real red flag is the animal abuse, which is a red flag on its own.
@@ShookOnesTO it’s because pissing the bed past a certain age is a sign of childhood trauma
What's the song at the end
I know exactly what this shitslinger story is about its form shaun attwoods channel I actually bought this guys book a couple of years back
I played that with my ex we both said we wanted to piss in each others months. We both didn't want to but did cus we thought it was are fantasy.
Shitslinger praxis
dude whats the song you play in your outro?
Links in the description
anyone else feel a bit sad when hearing this guy say he licked a girl's ass in middleschool? like where the fuck did these guys find those girls? not necessarily sad about that act in itself, but just the fact they found girls willing to engage in that level of intimacy in middle school, damn. I struggle even as an adult today let alone back then
What's that song at the end?
Links in the description
What is this game? Im gay and i want to play it
FTL
Its not the new next thing, its just a marker of how far our country is degenerating
My best friend used to be the guy that drank retarded amounts, then piss himself when he passed out. So much so, that people caught on and started fucking with him when he did. Then one evening me an him was at a party drinking liquor playing spades but not really. His eyes were actually crossed the opposite way eyes usually do. He then stumbled up, and crashed down the hallway. I heard silence.. followed by what could only be described as a piddle, then reaching the flow of a fully opened fire hose, filled by a bunch of female "WTFs?!" and screaming...
Yeah, he's still my best friend and the peeing on people is just a perk of the friendship..
...also, I'm pitcher gay, not receiver gae..
In a glass? Jesus.