Everything Wrong With CinemaSins: Bullet Train
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- Опубліковано 25 сер 2024
- Sinning CinemaSins' Bullet Train Video
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Yo, I watched the Video before you make this one, and I enjoyed it with major issues on the criticism of the film along with his “sins”. Glad you made this bro, I don’t know how to be as good and funny as you when making these satirical videos.
@@cosmo8720thanks for the support, as always Cos 🫡
@@Th3BirdmanNo worries! Also I am excited for the next one…
@@Th3Birdman Your vlogs were one of my favorite things to see on this channel, I don't normally like this type of content from other channels but you seem to have hit the mark with these. Also no one seems to give you enough credit for the scripts in these videos, I find the interactions between you and FB/Old Birdman quite charming.
Which train is Jeremy?😅
it's crazy to me that Cinemasins is unable to realize that this whole movie is based around luck/coincidences
There are so many aspects of filmmaking that they fail to comprehend..
Considering his constant misuse of deus ex machina
That's literally the whole theme of the movie, luck and coincidence vs destiny and fate. Heck, the main character is literally a guy whose practically CURSED with bad luck.
i thought it was based around a fiji water bottle 🤣
For me Bullet Train was one of the biggest surprises I saw on HBO. Fast action with a really good soundtrack and easily recognizable characters but with A LOT OF CHARISMA. I was surprised when The Prince was interpreted by the Kissing Booth protagonist, she was really good
Joey King can do a lot when she’s actually in a good well written movie.
The little twist of this whole movie being Ryan Reynolds' fault was one of my favorite reveals ever.
How the hell does Jeremy forget about the biggest plot twist being that the whole train was designed just for them. Like it explains so many of his gripes.
is this a book thing or did i missed an implication in the movie?
@@barisbal7782No, they explain it in the movie. It's not even an implication. It's a full-on, 3-minute explanation. Watch the train exploding scene again.
Bullet Train quickly became of my favorite movies. I love how stupid, fun and clever it is.
It's amazing how you can have a movie be both "stupid" and "clever", that's a lovely oxymoron!
God I loved this movie. I always appreciate you addressing Jeremy's...gripes with the film.
Considering you make an uncredited appearance
Gripes with air quotes so big God is like "Damn those are too big"
@@animefan8591 I meeeaaaann....it doesn't hurt 👀
I loved it too
@wadewilson924 hello fellow Deadpool
Calling flat earthers disabled was the fucking funniest shit ever. Also you made an amazing point about equality. Everyone is willing to grab onto the positives, but once it gets to the negitives they completely switch their character.
@@lemmy4990 Same, I paused and just bust out laughing
I have to admit I was actually confused when he said the disabled because I was like "I don't recall you making any autistic jokes or anything..." and then I realized..."OH! He was referring to the flat-earthers...makes much more sense."
Notably, it's always the people out there going "wow, people are so soft and cant take jokes nowadays". Projection at its finest.
I can't help but agree. I paused to see what the comments said and that fact he called flat earthers disabled is not only fucking hilarious, but also accurate.
As the famous JobbyTheHong once said:
"When it comes to comedy, *you are NOT a protected class* !"
I want you to know I genuinely had one of my hardest facepalms of my recent memory when I heard Jeremy call the entire point of the movie, namely the interconnectedness of fate and how coincidences can shape lives an "Ex Machina".
To paraphrase George Takei, he is made of stupid.
This movie made me understand why people find ATJ hot.
Also, I adore the joke of the wolf’s intro being so long only for him to get bumped off in the next scene
Same.
On accident no less
1:23
Literally the most brilliant observation in the video. Not only does it speak to Birdman’s talent and insight, but it serves as a good explanation as to why the Guardians of the Galaxy movies work so well. Star Lord’s dance number in the first movie is a great testament to the mask of levity he wears over his trauma and longing for a family, for instance.
It's really not a mask, it's literally him having fun. Why would you wear a mask where no one could see it? Yeah, he's got trauma, and traumas stick. Some traumas are worse than others, but it doesn't mean he can't have fun. You're looking at Star Lord when he doesn't have to perform in that opening. The masks are the airs of suave and competency he tries to put on to impress people.
It is perhaps the greatest folly of writing to think that just because a character goes through trauma that they stop having fun forever. It's that kind of mindset that leads to one-note 90s grimdark action heroes. Even Warhammer 40K has characters telling jokes and playing chess and that franchise is dark, dark.
@@geofff.3343 Point well said, honestly. Also a testament to the fact that films don’t necessarily have to have ONE consistent tone.
You know what was one of 2022's biggest movies was...RRR a Telegu-historic-action movie. That movie has some of the darkest shit imaginable with arguably one of the most vile depictions of the British colonizers to date, and yet the movie's biggest most popular scene is a 5 minute musical number containing the most fun song put into existence and everybody having a great time!
Jeremy thinks you can get off a train, get food, and get back on? Jeremy’s only exposure to “trains” is the gyro subway episode of Seinfeld.
His only exposure to trains or subways is going to Subways
Calling a flat earther disabled is the funniest shit
Lol glad you caught that
@@Th3Birdman Took me a second read to spot while watching
Damn globe earthers and their propaganda
The fact that Jeremy even thought for a single tiny second about getting his grubby, little, cinema sins fingers all over this gem of a movie sickens me to my core.
I remember watching this movie with my dad, who kept one wanting to put it off after like the first ten minutes saying it was "boring"; and after I convinced him to keep it on, we watched it all the way through to the point we were CHEERING for Lemon's absolute fucking CHADNESS
It's always fun to see what Birdman is gonna critique next, because I'm not subbed to CinemaSins. That being said, I honestly wasn't expecting this one. It's very strange to see Jeremy make such odd critiques about a movie that was clearly putting "the rule of cool" above all else. Don't get me wrong, the plot was still very good, but above all else, it was stylish. It really feels like they were just padding video length, with a lot of these "sins", because most of them were just Jeremy failing to understand a fairly simple plot and premise.
i remember loving CinemaSins but now all i can hear is a guy crying about movies he doesn't want to watch
This movie is so unapologetically fun and I love it.
2:10 I like how Jeremy doesnt know what Checkovs Gun is.
Ima be real mad if he doesn't remove a sin for the absolutely badass way he spins the cylinder during the raid.
The bastard didn't remove a sin and in fact added one! Heresy I say.
7:12 Another point to add on is that the movie does a pretty thorough job of show The Ladybug has horrible luck and that fate is a thing that exists in this universe. Of all the times Jeremy has sinned coincidence, it’s hilarious he would sin this one; it’s like sinning Domino for having good luck in Deadpool 2.
This movie was a breath of fresh air and genuine art in my book.
This film was one that I saw the previews for and went: "Eehhhhhhhh, it might be good?" and ended up going to see it because I had one more ticket that week on my A-List and had time to kill. Holy crap was it fun to watch, and genuinely well put together, loved the performances from everybody and honestly loved Brad Pitt's performance. Genuinely hope we see more work from the crew and director again, could even be another storyline with the characters and I wouldn't be mad, but would prefer something new!
Jeremy complains about coincidences in a movie where the main character, WHO IS CALLED LADYBUG (hint hint), is extremely unlucky................. does he hear himself?
"Disabled Peoples"
* proceeds to show a comment about flat earther protecting themself *
Man, this made me laugh harder than anything else. That was pure gold on your end.
This is why I love Th3Birdman 16:40, he sticks to the South Park theory. Make fun of everyone so no one is offended. Obviously some people from those groups will feel personally attacked (the comments you show) but most people will just chuckle and brush it off.
Trey and Matt show no mercy in that show and its movie
This movie was surprisingly hilarious and well done.
Also, yeah, this whole movie had basically all characters in it knowing at least one of the others to move the plot forward. Coincidences are not a sin, though.
This movie is such an underrated gem, the best non-franchise movie of 2022. So stylish, slick, FUNNY, and very poppy
This was my biggest surprise last year. My family and I only saw this because there wasn’t really else out in theatres and my god I was not expecting such an awesome movie.
I vote that Jaramy's brain is just something he wears because we all know he never uses it.
I want to take a moment to give some appreciation for all the bts work that you put into these videos. Not only the actual editing aspect and all but as well as the minor things like calculating the pot and going to Japan to ride the bullet train in a form of method acting to prepare for this video.
I know Bullet Train isn't a perfect movie. At the same time, it was my favorite movie of 2022. Mainly because I never knew I needed Kickass with a mustache. And uh, I'm very okay with this. Yeah, it's a silly and primitive eye candy reason but cut me some slack. ATJ eye candy go brrr. Also, I love the Momomon mascot.
Birdman, I agree.
Equal rights, equal fights
how can the best movie ever have anything wrong with it
I cried when I saw tangerine died and lemon giving him the Thomas sticker show me that scene the waterworks will show this movie is awesome
7:02 hes complaining about fate in a movie when the theme of the movie is fate
I've been looking forward to this EWW for a bit. Thank you for delivering Thebirdman! Your content never seizes to make me smile, and laugh. ❤
I watched Bullet Train last night and immediately went to see if you or cinemawins made a video on it (or in your case made a video on cinemasins' video), only Cinemasins had made one so I watched about 10 minutes before bed and.. I've obviously watched plenty of your vids because I was nitpicking like crazy. Excited to watch this! You're the GOAT.
Those moments where he pulls out the comment riffs never gets old. Birdman is the king of comebacks.
That rant at about 17:00 was just perfect, thank you!
I usually can see where CS is trying to go with a lotmof hos videos being satirical but this one was genuinely horrendous.
I swear to go at this point, I'm not even getting the original CinemaSins in my youtube feed, I'm just watching these now =))
"simply because one character is experiencing something does bot mean the entire film has to, too"
"The film is a comedy; that does not jot preclude it from having serious moments"
Excellent points and what people who use the "mcu's comedy ALWAYS undercuts the serious aspects and therefore makes it bad" card definitely don't get.
also -15 sins for "ya fuddy dud"
final sin counter: -15
Thanks for delivering another banger th3birdman, please keep up the excellent work.
Hiroyuki Sanada kicks so much ass no matter the role. Still sad he isn't Scorpion in Mortal Kombat 1. EDIT as I wrote this, apparently there'll be a skin of him in MK1. Not sure of the truth to it, but... I stand by my original point. Hiroyuki Sanada is badass.
i fucking adore this movie. from the fun action to the funny banter. and hey Lemon is right. We can all learn a lot from Thomas and his Friends. You never want a Diesel. You might find a good one like Rusty, Mavis, Boco, or Salty, but you never want a Devious Diesel.
You should absolutely short-clip that bit about equality.
It’s absolute perfection!
Your intros never cease to amaze. Perfect editing!
I was pumped about the film ever since I saw the first trailer. While it is not perfect (a bit unoriginal, the 3rd act and climax go on a bit too long, etc.), I love it as a film to turn off my critical brain, sit back, and enjoy the ride. I have heard that the book is also quite good but different from the film, so it is on my to-read list.
Th3Birdman always come with the facts so glad I'm subscribed to this channel
Another stellar video
but I gotta take a moment and truly say I am impressed and amazed by your ability to clap back at those comments.
Seeing you share screenshots with the answer being so verbally a kick in the a** of whomever is being rude to you, is such a delight!
Keeb being you Birdman!
Your timing is on point. I watched this movie finally. A day later you post it as I was looking for your review on it.
this is why I fucking love th3birdman
Litterly took a few minutes to show hi. Roasting everyone and how people are hypocrites and that they can be made fun of
Fucking legend man
The bit about how jokes can be made about any group is why I like Family Guy.
Love your videos and your soap box section on this one specifically was awesome!
I think closer to the airport hubs its more common to see westerners on bullet trains. That was my experience last march during cherry blossom season - which is their biggest tourism season. So its like, plausable, I guess. But still silly 👍
It still does kind of irk me that for a movie based on a Japanese novel, the studio didn't really bother trying to cast more asian roles in the leads...and still kept the Japan setting. I'm not saying it's necessary nor am I accusing them of whitewashing (which okay technically they are), I'm just saying we could have had something more fun like an American Raid or something.
You dropped this as I finished rolling up the timing couldn’t be better 😂
YEEES I LOVE THIS MOVIE! IVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU TO SIN THIS VID!!!!! TYSM LUV U BIRDMAN
I watched this for the first time alone after a long day of work, then again with friends while we were all wasted drunk. I have to say, this movie was more fun drunk, but I didn't think it would be possible because I loved the movie the first time.
The magician tech joke got me rolling🤣💀
I been waiting for this n I gotta say... "You didn't disappoint" in my joker voice
Jeremy not understanding the movie is about coincidence and the goofiness that comes from that is peak cinema sins
18:01
As a long time smoker...
There are times when a single pulls of that sweet sweet nicotine is enough to keep you going for an hour to and hour and a half.
That's why there are smokers, that are saving the butts, which have one or two pulls left.
'cause they might not be able to afford a whole new pack of cigs and will "sustain" themselves for a day or two with nothing but butts.
As a conservative, disabled (and I mean physically disabled, not a flat earther) Christian- make fun of us all you want. It’s hilarious.
Bro the “disabled” flat earther joke
Killed me 😂😂😂
5:19 "SKIP"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀 I know u do that alot but that 1 killed me cuz he sounded like he really wanted to tell that nonsense story.😂😂😂😂
As a gay trans woman, I completely agree with the point made at 16:08; I think a lot of jokes that people who share my political beliefs whine at aren't necessarily bad. Everyone can be made fun of, just make sure you don't cross the fine line between comedy and actually being a dick.
I can't wait for the flame war
I, too, am a straight-with-extra-steps, and could not agree more. If only your tone could have been somehow more threatening when demanding people don't cross an arbitrary line between what you consider acceptable and unacceptable, then we might even be friends. Alas!
@@as3609 I'm not too good with tone online, sorry. I agree that the line between offensive and funny is arbitrary, but it's important to respect people's boundaries. (e.g. i'm ok with people making jokes about my race, but certain jokes i'm not okay with)
As another lesbian trans woman, I agree, however the line between being the butt of a good joke and being insulted with an extremely thin veneer of potentially comedic subtlety seems to be thin enough that not many people can tell the difference
@@josharko111 And that would be where I personally draw my own line. I never make jokes with the intention of hurting anyone. Whenever I make fun of religion, it's usually to get people to laugh, or vent about the clowns that get upset when I'm joking about their religion.
Only group I really dislike are Flat Earthers. They're the worst.
Intro is so well done love the videos always a highlight.
This movie is fucking bonkers and I love it
as an avid movie watcher, this is the best movie ive ever seen and only gets better each watch.
Right around 16:50 i never ever had agreed more with a person than birdman in his mini rant.
Did anyone else cheer when he went on the whole equality in humor rant?
Also at Sin 32 7:52 Jeramy ignored the fact that when most people say, “my parents wanted a (insert opposite sex)” they usually mean when they had them (the person who said it) even if she wasn’t the older sibling no would ever think it’s unreasonable for someone to want 2 sons. It’s also a common phase and saying “they didn’t want a daughter” is not and it make a way more sense for someone to use common phrases that can describe them
I watched this movieon a high speed train in spain and it instantly becamevof of my favorites. The action and comedy is just so good. There are just too many incredible moments
Can we appreciate how he explained how everyone can be made fun of and when showing a comment for „disabled people“ he showed a comment of a flat earther? God, I may agree to varying degree but this guy is so witty and funny, I love it
"The real sin is that there ARE this many English speakers on this train. I mean, look at this cast: Brit, American, American, American playing a Brit, Brit (and he's half-white), American with a Brit's accent who's also playing a Russian, American, this old ass lady... list goes on."
DAMN. I didn't realize that when I watched Bullet Train 😂😂😂😂😂
5:10 Sinning him with his own joke. XD I love it!
Showing a flat-earther for "disabled people" at 16:41 is the funniest shit I've ever seen lmao
Good one Bman. Had just got around to watching this movie!
The absolutely most fun part of this video is pausing it to read your replies to the comments. Well done sir.
On the preview at the end.
Too fucking true, I hope that taskmaster is taskmaster when she comes back.
Because let's be real, the gender of taskmaster has never mattered, what matters is they are a badass villain that is a legit threat to most heroes all while being a "normal human". So I hope when she's not controlled by the chip she is taskmaster as taskmaster should be, but I'm not expecting to get that.
Bullet train is one of the best fucking movies i have seen in a long time, probably since infinity war ngl
24:56 also in the book its canon that ladybug used to play a lot of sports as a kid.
Thank you!! I’ve been saying that dude in Pulp Fiction looks just like Seinfeld for years!!!!
Jeremy is a Diesel.
Me and my friends saw this with no expectations really. Super fun and exciting. Read the book after I realized the movie was based on one
Quality content my dude. Thanks for defending bullet train, idk how out of touch Jeremy is to think that this movie wasn’t super entertaining😂
Faster than a Speeding Bullet, More Powerful than a Locomotive, it's Sup... oh wait wrong movie
Love this guy's content
i watched this on the bus and didn't notice that my earphones weren't plugged in...the intro was on full blast.
While “boomslang” is a funny name for a comedy movie, it’s a terrible snake to use in this role… it’s very docile and seldom strikes, it also has small fangs that rarely inject venom in the rare defensive strike.
intro was tuff 😂 fire song
23:48
Sub > Dub Forever!
I think that they have the boy in the hospital in this movie to represent the idea that all the completely innocent people surrounding this story are in some way sitting on the sidelines of the story.
16:41 "disabled people" *shows flat earther comment*
fucking gold xD keep up the funnies man
Was so glad i saw it in theaters.
One of the bets movies i saw last year
With Elvis, Top Gun, and Pinocchio (Netflix)
14:42 The thing I love about that joke is that it has two layers (almost). Ladybug doesnt deny they're not brothers, he just denied that they're twins, kinda subtly implying he finds it perfectly rational for a completely black and white dude to have the same set of parents.
Actually hunters and vets do use that word for dogs still. I have a medicine bottle from the vet that says it on it😂
Feel free to spray me away now😂
Time for the best train ride with some favorite sins: 1) Pointing out that you double sin does not absolve you from double sinning, and is also my job 2) Skip! 3) Or get you to start watching Thomas the Tank engine? 4) Did it not once cross your tiny little mind that she's the elder sibling? 5) Well, to be entirely fair, it is a big a$$ phone 6) Hikkikomori? NEETs? 7) All this BS 8) Jeremy sings in a video cliche 9) Is this an assumption that rain automatically extinguishes fire? Because... uhh.. yeah... 10) Yeah, we see. What's the problem? 11) In other words, Adam22's wife
Sentence: Ride the bullet train
7:12 more on this point, for all his talk of “coincidence” and “fate”, the themes of luck are prevalent and explicit in this movie. Ladybug, Brad Pitts character, is explained to have an aura of bad luck (a chasing storm cloud, if you will). While the Girl is said, and frequently shown, to have good luck. Him running into the Wolf was not coincidence, it was an 18 carat run of bad luck.
That rant was gold and should be clipped.
Also, Bullet Train was pretty good.
Man I loved this movie sins and all, reminds me of the anime Baccano!, I highly recommend it ✨