Everything Wrong With CinemaSins: Black Widow in 19 Minutes or Less

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  • Sinning CinemaSins' Black Widow video.
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  • @Th3Birdman
    @Th3Birdman  2 роки тому +141

    I thought this movie was "". Actually, you can watch my review of it here: ua-cam.com/video/Z5w2ZVN2eMA/v-deo.html
    Previous video: ua-cam.com/video/YdSHwB-rVEM/v-deo.html
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    • @cosmo8720
      @cosmo8720 2 роки тому +19

      Can’t help that they ruined Taskmaster! What were they thinking!?

    • @sergeantsainsburys9181
      @sergeantsainsburys9181 2 роки тому +3

      Hope they give the tech or somthing to someone else

    • @steepsort6905
      @steepsort6905 2 роки тому +3

      She should been her Wittgenstein counterpart from the comics, Taskmaster. And battled Deadpool

    • @cosmo8720
      @cosmo8720 2 роки тому +5

      @Carnage Hopefully they’ll bring the real Taskmaster back, due being called… *shudders* The Taskmaster Protocol… being all protocol and stuff. Like the Mandarin from Shang Chi a better Phase 4 Marvel Movie.

    • @angusmarch1066
      @angusmarch1066 2 роки тому +5

      I didnt know you could do all those emotes on youtube.

  • @Tillyard86
    @Tillyard86 2 роки тому +644

    I’m just trying to imagine Jeremy sinning his everyday life:
    “Man walks don’t the street in red pants and a green shirt like it’s fucking Christmas or something.”
    “Why is that woman paying with cash?”
    “Why isn’t that car blue?”
    “That couple sitting across the cafe from me and my wife are having two drinks, a jug of water and three plates of food, and that’s clearly too much for two people.”
    “Man jogging has water bottle to make it clear that he’s a jogger.”

    • @angusmarch1066
      @angusmarch1066 2 роки тому +99

      "My wife tells me she is pregnant even though I clearly got a vasectomy. Someone needs to rectify thier continuity errors goddamnit!"

    • @KnuckleHunkybuck
      @KnuckleHunkybuck 2 роки тому +82

      "Man at bus stop eats an apple so everyone knows what an asshole he is."
      "Not a single person waiting at the bus stop decides to help a man who got punched in the face just for commenting on an apple."
      "This scene does not contain a lapdance."
      "So you're telling me this lady is able to know exactly where in her purse her mace happens to be and is able to aim it perfectly and spray in under two seconds? Did she graduate from th-- Jesus Christ, my eyes burn!"

    • @phoenixfairi8979
      @phoenixfairi8979 2 роки тому +15

      You guys are hilarious

    • @montanadash20
      @montanadash20 2 роки тому +11

      Lmao you bodied this 🤣😂

    • @generalchaos6
      @generalchaos6 2 роки тому +52

      He wakes up on a morning to his alarm going off like “waking up to an alarm cliche”, then walks into his bathroom to brush his teeth and says “toothbrush-ex-machina”

  • @Mr_Marathon23
    @Mr_Marathon23 2 роки тому +604

    I used to love cinemasins, but you have shown me the truth

    • @joec7217
      @joec7217 2 роки тому +73

      He's a complete joke now

    • @simonkr844
      @simonkr844 2 роки тому +75

      Yeah same I liked them then i discovered thebirdman and now I rely on him for showing a better review

    • @dyltube6395
      @dyltube6395 2 роки тому +44

      I think I just used to watch them to see a rundown of a movie

    • @tonypeppermint5329
      @tonypeppermint5329 2 роки тому +5

      @@dyltube6395 Damn.

    • @RigidRat
      @RigidRat 2 роки тому +3

      Same.

  • @TaurielTheElf
    @TaurielTheElf 2 роки тому +427

    For the "firefly" part, I don't even understand why Jeremy is complaining. No matter where you're from, "firefly" is the more scientific term for the insect. Since Melina is a scientist, it makes sense that she would use the term when speaking to her girls, and that, in turn, they would use it too.

    • @KnuckleHunkybuck
      @KnuckleHunkybuck 2 роки тому +28

      I've always found "firefly" to be a bullshit name for them. If it were a flying insect whose abdomen were constantly lit or flickering, the term would make sense, but a lightning bug has brief, intermittent flashes much more akin to lightning strikes.
      That said, your reasoning is sound as is Birdman's that they aren't actually even American.

    • @darnellleake405
      @darnellleake405 2 роки тому +27

      I’m from Baltimore, MD. I grew up calling them “lightning bugs” but, my kids and their generation calls them “fireflies”. But I definitely agree with u.

    • @Th3Birdman
      @Th3Birdman  2 роки тому +136

      ​@@KnuckleHunkybuck "If it were a flying insect whose abdomen were constantly lit or flickering, the term would make sense, but a lightning bug has brief, intermittent flashes much more akin to lightning strikes"
      Lol, much more akin to lightning strikes, huh? Have you never seen a lightning strike in your life? They are called Fireflies because they look like the embers of a flame. Have you ever seen a campfire before? Don't worry, I've got you on all three:
      This is what the embers of a flame look like: www.meme-arsenal.com/memes/eae5a58e19b0462d63ca1e587c013e5b.jpg
      This is what fireflies look like: media-cldnry.s-nbcnews.com/image/upload/rockcms/2021-04/210324-fireflies-mb-1247-17f812.jpg
      This is what lightning looks like: images.newscientist.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/06164343/lightningroom_-the-agency_alamy_f13d8m.jpg
      Now, would you like to tell me which one of those three images does not look like the others?

    • @termiiinuss
      @termiiinuss 2 роки тому +61

      @@Th3Birdman Th3Birdman makes me open 3 tabs *ding*

    • @TheOriginalCheeseballs
      @TheOriginalCheeseballs 2 роки тому +9

      @@Th3Birdman You apart from the fact that one is clearly a living being? *ding*

  • @robboyte1101
    @robboyte1101 2 роки тому +479

    I've said it before, I'll say it again -- Th3 Birdman KNOWS when CInemaSins will put out a new video of a recent movie, and he is always ready to POUNCE !! lol 😃

    • @JoshDerenburger
      @JoshDerenburger 2 роки тому +16

      He hit the bell. Only person to ever touch that thing

    • @SereneLeskovsky
      @SereneLeskovsky 2 роки тому +16

      ​@@JoshDerenburger to quote jay exci (the ex "cinemasinsins")
      "i was able to accurately predict, to the day, when cinemasins would upload their infinity war video, with such accuracy that i was able to cancel an appearance on [i forgot the podcast name] just so i could write the script for the response"
      LOL

    • @ImAFatNerd90
      @ImAFatNerd90 2 роки тому +1

      @@JoshDerenburger If he didn’t he wouldn’t eat

    • @ImAFatNerd90
      @ImAFatNerd90 2 роки тому +1

      Like a bird of prey

    • @jasonwalker1263
      @jasonwalker1263 2 роки тому +2

      Say it again

  • @Lordgrayson
    @Lordgrayson 2 роки тому +225

    Just gonna add to the Tape scene, she calls it "her song" meaning she regularly listens to that specific song, her parents automatically know what she means so they also know this is "her song" so it's pretty reasonable to assume they could have this tape pre wound to a specific song to use for long car rides to calm her down. (To anyone who would say its convenient for "her song to be the first or only on the tape without radio chatter or other noises")

    • @KnuckleHunkybuck
      @KnuckleHunkybuck 2 роки тому +34

      The fact that it's "her song" also might suggest that she isn't interested in the album and it could be a single, in which case it's almost guaranteed to be the first track on side A.

    • @InfernosReaper
      @InfernosReaper 2 роки тому +5

      @@KnuckleHunkybuck Oh yeah, easily. Weird how CinemaSins things singles didn't exist on tape...

  • @moviehermit5631
    @moviehermit5631 2 роки тому +194

    Jeremy's criticizing how the shows have made him hate the Marvel intro more than he already does... when he can easily skip them on the shows. This isn't even about watching it in theatres, the Disney+ shows are automatically streamed and give you a button prompt that allows you to skip the opening credits

    • @Tillyard86
      @Tillyard86 2 роки тому +5

      In my experience that’s feature is a bit buggy on Disney+.

    • @lucinavonnolaran8728
      @lucinavonnolaran8728 2 роки тому +7

      @@Tillyard86 even then, if it does bug out, you can just... Skip 30 seconds.

    • @doggosho3044
      @doggosho3044 2 роки тому +6

      But you see
      Jeremy doesn't know shit about streaming services *ding*

  • @rozasupreme
    @rozasupreme 2 роки тому +69

    Jeremy
    >Points out Shoes from 2006 in 1995
    >Misses My Little Pony Doll from mid 2010s in 1995 despite it being shoved in your face.

    • @sawanna508
      @sawanna508 11 місяців тому

      What are the differences between my littel Pony Dolls from 2010 and 1995. I know those in the 90s were more chubby but it seems chubby to me. I'm really curious.

    • @rozasupreme
      @rozasupreme 11 місяців тому +2

      @@sawanna508 vastly different designs. All new characters and such. Imagine if say, it was a Dragon Ball Z shirt in the early 2000s but featured characters from Super from just a few years ago.
      She had a Twilight Sparkle toy who was only introduced in the 2010 reboot.

  • @Apocalypso64
    @Apocalypso64 2 роки тому +377

    I am from the East Coast and call lightning bugs "fireflies." Jeremy is ignorant to the possibility that not everyone in a region calls the same thing by the same term.

    • @specialagent4575
      @specialagent4575 2 роки тому +36

      Exactly. My dad, who was from Virginia, called them firefly's. He did once use the term "lightening bugs", but I think that's because my mom didn't understand what a "firefly" was. It can be pretty weird to see one for the first time since you just see spots of light in the air randomly in front of you (that was basically our introduction to them since we were all raised in California).

    • @DrZuluGaming
      @DrZuluGaming 2 роки тому +21

      This is the guy who throws a bitch fit over the word Parsec despite being an actual term used in astronomy and think that Tulane University wasn't a real place even when it's the first thing it shows when you do a Google search for Tulane.
      If there is anything that can be said about Jeremy is that he's an ignoramus.

    • @tims1686
      @tims1686 2 роки тому +10

      From N.C. I use both

    • @yith2116
      @yith2116 2 роки тому +9

      From literally Jeremy's home state. My entire family has called them Fireflies. I have never heard anyone in person call them "Lightning Bugs".

    • @schwiftysouls5471
      @schwiftysouls5471 2 роки тому +10

      I'm from Ohio and everyone I know here calls them both fireflies and lightning bugs. It's weird, but we all know what we're talking about🤷‍♂️

  • @Jaytube106
    @Jaytube106 2 роки тому +377

    In regard to the tattoos, depending on the location on the body, the stars convey a prisoner's status.
    When worn on the knees, the stars are a sign of a prisoner who commands respect. The implied meaning is “I will never get on my knees in front of anyone.”
    Stars on the shoulders show that an inmate is a criminal 'authority'. The medals are awards that existed before the revolution and as such are signs of defiance towards the Soviet regime.
    Either way, Jeremy shouldn't talk sh*t about anybody Russian with those tattoos.

    • @donovanlocust1106
      @donovanlocust1106 2 роки тому +28

      He just shouldn't talk shit in general.

    • @robertnguyen9493
      @robertnguyen9493 2 роки тому +27

      Counter offer, Jeremy shouldn’t talk…..PERIOD!

    • @donovanlocust1106
      @donovanlocust1106 2 роки тому +13

      @@robertnguyen9493 I can drink to that

    • @robertnguyen9493
      @robertnguyen9493 2 роки тому +17

      @@donovanlocust1106 CHEERS! Na Zdorovie (Russian for cheers)!

  • @darrenl3289
    @darrenl3289 2 роки тому +202

    I can't believe Jeremy wouldn't remove a sin to acknowledge Pugh's brilliance for comedy. She was the one that thought of the whole ongoing "poser" joke AND she ad libbed responding to Red Guardian asking if the Widow's were on their period. Personally I would also remove a sin for having Johansson, Pugh, Kurylenko, and Weisz in the same movie. Damn that's a hot line up.

    • @SiddharthShenoy
      @SiddharthShenoy 2 роки тому +9

      That's problem tho. Sure the lines are funny and I did laugh at a couple of them. But given Yelena past of being unable to make single decision for the vast majority of her life, her personality doesn't match her history at all.
      You remember that seen where she criticizes Natasha on the dinner table, that's how she should behave in the entire movie.

    • @cy-one
      @cy-one 2 роки тому +20

      "Personally I would also remove a sin for having Johansson, Pugh, Kurylenko, and Weisz in the same movie. Damn that's a hot line up."
      So much yes.

    • @BirdsElopeWithTheSun09
      @BirdsElopeWithTheSun09 2 роки тому +8

      @@cy-one and then add a sin for wasting them.

    • @darrenl3289
      @darrenl3289 2 роки тому +8

      @@SiddharthShenoy uh WHAT? I'm pointing out that Jeremy said "he'd almost remove a sin for them pointing out the uselessness of Natasha posing" but then sins it anyways. He credits the movie for addressing it, sins them anyway, and my point was that Pugh thought it up herself and deserved recognition for her own contributions. What did any of that have to do with some perceived shifting personality? Also, you misunderstood the scene at the dinner table. Neither widow acted like they did in their solo lives like they did around the "parents." Being at the dinner table brought out the old personalities they had stopped using. They actually noticed in the movie how their behavior changed. Are you Jeremy on a burner account?

    • @darrenl3289
      @darrenl3289 2 роки тому +7

      @The Everything Boi I think you meant to say you didn't find it funny. That's fine. Others do, humor is subjective. I found the posing reference just as funny as Deadpool making the similar reference talking about the super hero landing.

  • @christheleavittman7080
    @christheleavittman7080 2 роки тому +63

    Twilight Sparkle doll in 1995 gets shown on screen for 5 seconds.
    Tom's Shoes in 1995 gets shown for less than a second to the point where you'd have to slow the film down and/or pause it.
    Guess which one Jeremy sinned? That's right!

    • @FitzyCify
      @FitzyCify 2 роки тому +7

      To be fair, the only reason I caught that goof was because I had a brony phase; I imagine most people wouldn't have given it a second thought.
      THAT BEING SAID...

    • @sawanna508
      @sawanna508 11 місяців тому +1

      @@FitzyCify I didn't even know that was an error since I have no idea what shoes were rleased when. I'm not interested in such things.

  • @blueblade6174
    @blueblade6174 2 роки тому +55

    I was really disappointed that Jeremy didn't sin Red Guardian's uselessness in the final act at all.

    • @maxrichards3881
      @maxrichards3881 2 роки тому +9

      Because that would be way too obvious, and it wouldn't make the video controversial enough to trend-surf.

  • @vanndymaywho1910
    @vanndymaywho1910 2 роки тому +143

    You forgot my favorite scene of this entire movie, the falling guards still trying to kill Natasha. That shit was absolutely goddamn ridiculous I nearly passed out from laughing so hard.

    • @CerotheDemon
      @CerotheDemon 2 роки тому +13

      I think about that scene often lol they really didn’t care if they lived or not!!

    • @solvseus
      @solvseus 2 роки тому +12

      Some of that was filmed separately and decided even before there was a movie, which explains a lot.

    • @kathi4089
      @kathi4089 2 роки тому +28

      I just assumed they were also being controlled which is why they didn't care about living or dying...

    • @riastradh
      @riastradh 2 роки тому +9

      Still cool lmao

    • @thatkidwiththehoodie
      @thatkidwiththehoodie Рік тому +2

      @@kathi4089 I guess when you’re in Dreykov’s line of work, goons with that kind of loyalty would be pretty useful.

  • @m1sf1r35
    @m1sf1r35 2 роки тому +159

    Why watch the CinemaSins video, when I can just watch Birdman sinning that instead?

  • @tommystratpaul
    @tommystratpaul 2 роки тому +43

    I gotta say, I wasn’t expecting much from this movie due to all the negative talk before release, but I have to admit, I really really enjoyed the movie. It was fun, and a really engaging action movie. It reminded me of how much cooler some of these “just human” characters in the Marvel universe are. Worth a rewatch in my book! Awesome 😎

  • @MatthewSmith001
    @MatthewSmith001 2 роки тому +36

    Actually Jeremy & his business partner used to work in marketing and one of their takeaways was that people are more likely to click on a 20 minute video. So CS has LITERALLY become clickbait.
    And, yeah, parody and critique don't walk easily hand in hand.

    • @thejonbrownshow8470
      @thejonbrownshow8470 2 роки тому

      I can kinda believe that tho I stopped watching their actual channel few years ago(tho I have checked out the infinity/endgame ones before the birdman got to them and played a game of which sin would be sinned whenever birdman looks at it 😂)
      And yeah, if Jeremy claimed to do satire(which could be similar to a parody) and critique, than that'd be more acceptable to more people lol. Not sure if his "critical jokes" would land ethier way with the context lol

  • @impithezuluwarrior7858
    @impithezuluwarrior7858 2 роки тому +24

    I never realized how many random tangents cinemasins went on until now

  • @RigidRat
    @RigidRat 2 роки тому +32

    I'm from Indiana and I usually refer to the little bioluminescent bugs as "fireflies" because it is easier to say.

  • @whelli9226
    @whelli9226 2 роки тому +98

    I watched CinemaSins every upload, and at one point something felt off. I realized how nitpicky a sin was. I gained consciousness and found this channel. You've come a long way and im grateful. You've made many more people realize how we can gloss over background noise. Manipulative criticism being highlighted like this has helped me more than just here.
    Coraline and Adams Family was too frustrating to sit through. He touches on movies that are too sacred. He shouldn't man- handle childhood films like he does.

    • @lildroptop4178
      @lildroptop4178 2 роки тому +14

      Bro I remember Jeremy asking why an EMP doesn't work on a car without electrical components.....if he knew what E in EMP he answers his own question

    • @antonioprovolone2815
      @antonioprovolone2815 2 роки тому +11

      I went through the same process, I used to enjoy CinemaSins back in 2014/2015, but this channel made me realize how bad all of his videos have been in the recent years… I also absolutely hate the fact that Jeremy preaches irony when he gets attacked/criticized, but then he’s all about serious cinema critique when he has to talk about his “work”

    • @Hpinat
      @Hpinat 2 роки тому +8

      That’s why I stay watching cinema wins
      And only watch cinema sins for a laugh every now and then, which unfortunately isn’t often again

    • @sonic3235
      @sonic3235 2 роки тому +1

      I wake up after I begin watching gaming sin and I also get annoyed when they go off the rails

    • @alexmercer316
      @alexmercer316 2 роки тому +1

      @@sonic3235 Do you watch Dartigan's Game sins?

  • @biddleeewho4181
    @biddleeewho4181 2 роки тому +53

    The marvel videos are always the best because of Jeremy's complete lack of knowledge of the source material, as well as Birdman's abundance of knowledge of the source material. It never goes well for Jeremy...

    • @MyEpicnezz
      @MyEpicnezz 2 роки тому +1

      Same with star wars 😁

    • @maxrichards3881
      @maxrichards3881 2 роки тому

      Especially when he sinned Not-Taskmaster for BEING TASKMASTER!

  • @kaijupark
    @kaijupark 2 роки тому +156

    Wow. Now that I've seen Jeremy's face. He does look like a complete joke.

    • @RicardoSantos-mc9fc
      @RicardoSantos-mc9fc 2 роки тому +2

      where can i find this precious moment

    • @specialagent4575
      @specialagent4575 2 роки тому +19

      And contrary to what one of those commenters said in the video, Jeremy's voice is nothing special. People think he "sounds good" because they've gotten used to hearing him.

    • @roddyjo.76
      @roddyjo.76 2 роки тому +4

      It is a very punchable face, is it not?

    • @CammyWINS
      @CammyWINS 2 роки тому +9

      @@specialagent4575 Jeremy’s voice doesn’t match his face, tbh… or would it be better said doesn’t suit his face? This is the first time I saw him, and frankly I imagined something totally different.

    • @solvseus
      @solvseus 2 роки тому +3

      I disagree.
      Jokes are funny.

  • @cts9254
    @cts9254 2 роки тому +404

    The way Th3Birdman fires back at CinemaSins' idiotic fanboys (I'm sure not all of them are idiots) is just hilarious! Great work my dude, keep it up!

    • @RigidRat
      @RigidRat 2 роки тому +35

      The ones that aren't idiots are just the ones who haven't discovered Th3Birdman yet.

    • @tonypeppermint5329
      @tonypeppermint5329 2 роки тому +7

      @@RigidRat Yeah.

    • @cosmo8720
      @cosmo8720 2 роки тому +2

      Enjoy those moments. 😆

    • @DoctorWaffleDinosaur
      @DoctorWaffleDinosaur 2 роки тому

      @@cosmo8720 ooooooooooooookkkonon

    • @cosmo8720
      @cosmo8720 2 роки тому +3

      @@DoctorWaffleDinosaur Wat?

  • @benjaminwellington8297
    @benjaminwellington8297 2 роки тому +47

    Man this was a fast upload. Nice Job Birdman.

  • @ethanbolger6690
    @ethanbolger6690 2 роки тому +37

    Notification squad has been on point lately

  • @PurpleXTiger9
    @PurpleXTiger9 2 роки тому +16

    I've lived in Texas my whole life and never even knew the name "lightning bug" was a thing. My mom and I have always called them fireflies.

  • @quakepool
    @quakepool 2 роки тому +49

    I would like to add to the “how did she know which one was the accelerator” sin (not a direct quote but CinemaSins implied it)
    When watching Black Widow with my mum, she pointed out that the girls (Natasha and Yelana) already knew what to do in order to get the plane out of the hanger. So my mum came to the conclusion that they:
    A) Have done this before and that’s why Natasha knew what one was the accelerator.
    B) The “parents” had taught Nat what to do in this situation and that’s how she knew which one was the accelerator.
    I know Birdman's answer is better but I thought I would give another reason.
    I also want to say that my mum didn’t mention the accelerator, she only pointed out that the girls knew what to do in order to get the plane out of the hanger, I was just adding on to her observation to explain the sin.

    • @CazRaX
      @CazRaX Рік тому

      Yep, they have definitely worked on that before, not to mention that Natasha wasn't just a kid she was already in the Red Room so was trained in things.

  • @TF2Fan101
    @TF2Fan101 2 роки тому +21

    Sin #37
    Natasha is also on the run and probably isn’t considering that.

  • @gamerqueen9110
    @gamerqueen9110 2 роки тому +25

    I would LOVE a EWW Disney series, but then again I wouldn’t want it to ruin a possible chance at a voice acting role in a Disney or Pixar movie.

  • @RhantheSlayer
    @RhantheSlayer 2 роки тому +29

    Calling Th3Birdman’s voice “annoying”. Guess how many sins we’re going to give that comment. That’s right

  • @andrewp.stewart4585
    @andrewp.stewart4585 2 роки тому +11

    Th3Birdman: “THIS is Taskmaster… *cough* not really…”
    Me: 🤣… I love you.

  • @InfernoGaming2002
    @InfernoGaming2002 2 роки тому +20

    Love from Australia th3Birdman love the analysis you do on the vids

    • @m1sf1r35
      @m1sf1r35 2 роки тому

      Australia gang!

  • @drcrimsoniam9395
    @drcrimsoniam9395 2 роки тому +17

    When you said Jeremy was cosplaying as an apple, I had thought you meant he was getting eaten by an asshole. Which sounds like an incident he had with his college ex girlfriend

  • @elliotlytle9531
    @elliotlytle9531 2 роки тому +13

    9:32 What Birdman sounds like when he's choking the chicken.. I'm sorry, someone had to say it

  • @jessicagamble3691
    @jessicagamble3691 2 роки тому +10

    0 sins removed by Cinemasins for Florence Pugh
    *DING*

  • @TheDemonPrince
    @TheDemonPrince 2 роки тому +8

    I'm from Wisconsin and I interchangeably use "Firefly" and "Lightning Bug." I can't remember which one I predominantly used as a kid, and now I'm going through a major crisis.

  • @keithanderson4701
    @keithanderson4701 2 роки тому +8

    "Someone would wake up in a pool of water with the Soul Stone!"
    Best line I ever heard!! LOLOLOL

  • @ajerqureshi6411
    @ajerqureshi6411 2 роки тому +21

    Controversial opinion here…I didn’t mind the direction they went with Taskmaster, since with better writing, a female Taskmaster could actually be pretty cool. The real sin is that they made Taskmaster too similar to the Winter Soldier and a completely soulless drone…it’s fine for the story they’re telling but bad for the character honestly.

    • @maxrichards3881
      @maxrichards3881 2 роки тому +8

      Maybe they'll introduce the original Taskmaster in a Disney+ show, and he'll explain that he abandoned Dreykov when Natasha defected, so he decided to create his own Taskmaster. They fixed their Iron Man 3 Mandarin fuck-up in Shang-Chi, so I think we'll have to wait 8 years for this to happen.

    • @ajerqureshi6411
      @ajerqureshi6411 2 роки тому +4

      @@maxrichards3881 that’s not a bad idea, and with Disney plus available, I have a feeling it could happen a bit earlier than eight years…I personally would like to stick with a female Taskmaster though, mainly so that it doesn’t seem like it was the gender that flipped fans off.

    • @maxrichards3881
      @maxrichards3881 2 роки тому +2

      @@ajerqureshi6411
      8 years was a reference to the gap between Iron Man 3 and Shang-Chi.

    • @luigiboi4244
      @luigiboi4244 2 роки тому +1

      I'm still convinced that they should have used someone else, like Spymaster or The Controller. Not only would the Controller work in the situation the movie presents, (his schtick is that he enslaves people with mind-control disks) but it also wouldn't be butchering a character if they went with Spymaster since there have been multiple people taking up that mantle.
      And before anyone corrects me, yes I know that they are Iron Man villains, but so were Hawkeye and Black Widow in the comics before they became heroes, and plenty of heroes juggle villains around, like Spider-Man and Daredevil on multiple occasions, so your argument is rendered mute.

  • @darthsader7089
    @darthsader7089 2 роки тому +7

    5:28 Also there is a high probability that these SHIELD agents are also part of the undercover Hydra operatives

  • @EmmanezerScrooge
    @EmmanezerScrooge 2 роки тому +8

    9:18 is Jeremy trying to make a “gross male director exploiting lead actress” claim? Cause a woman directed it, Jer. Nat’s ass isn’t a bad thing.

  • @kade8272
    @kade8272 2 роки тому +8

    “Greatest stare in the union” always appreciate the humor birdman😂

  • @zaksharman1029
    @zaksharman1029 2 роки тому +12

    The fact that Cinemasins cannot get some of their videos to 1M views despite the videos being over a year old at this point despite having over 9M subs kinda shows that the majority of the audience has either 1 stopped caring for them or 2 realised that all they do is give movies a bad rep so turn to better channels like you or Cinemawins

  • @solvseus
    @solvseus 2 роки тому +6

    "I don't want to sound pedantic"
    - Th3Birdman not understanding his audience lol

  • @erikhermansen3431
    @erikhermansen3431 2 роки тому +10

    Ok so here's something about the "posing" remark. around 13:00 mark. She says something to the effect of, "Why do you do that as if someone is watching?" How does she know she poses unless someone IN UNIVERSE was watching/recording/reporting?

    • @GBDupree
      @GBDupree 2 роки тому +4

      Good point, I never thought about that. The joke only works on a meta level, yet is making fun of the meta. Well, unless Black Widow always did it even when others were around, so Yelena saw her do it when they were young. But then that means someone WAS watching nonetheless.
      I mostly just commented this to boost your comment.

    • @deeezma137
      @deeezma137 2 роки тому

      I just assumed she say some news footage of the events of Avengers 1 and 2

  • @thewanderingronin1924
    @thewanderingronin1924 2 роки тому +4

    Mr.Birdman as a representative of Memphis.......WE DONT CLAIM BEING APART OF TENNESSEE

  • @darthrevan6713
    @darthrevan6713 2 роки тому +5

    Was literally just thinking, I wonder if Birdman is gonna do Black Widow and then saw this video.

  • @davtoedofficialpt-pt3617
    @davtoedofficialpt-pt3617 2 роки тому +11

    Ohio brought us Jake and Logan Paul... Oh, well...

    • @maxrichards3881
      @maxrichards3881 2 роки тому +2

      Ohio brought us Wes Johnson, Keith Leak Jr, & David “Lasercorn” Moss.

    • @Persholm1
      @Persholm1 2 роки тому +1

      Was that a point for or against Ohio?

    • @davtoedofficialpt-pt3617
      @davtoedofficialpt-pt3617 2 роки тому +1

      @@Persholm1 both. The Paul brothers suck. But it's good for laughing at how bad nowaday kids entertainment is.

    • @Persholm1
      @Persholm1 2 роки тому

      @@davtoedofficialpt-pt3617 Fair enough. I'd rather fuck my own ass with a knife 1000 times before I subscribe to either of the Pauls; or even watch any more of their shit "content" than I've already seen.

  • @omegadeadpool2947
    @omegadeadpool2947 2 роки тому +9

    I just love these bits where you pull out random hate comments and Jeremy's videos where you proceed to utterly massacre them. My favourite is the one in the Civil War video where you brought up him saying Marvel to stop making movies because DC was making BvS

  • @thelaughingrouge
    @thelaughingrouge 2 роки тому +49

    Sorry but I can't forgive this movie for doing Taskmaster EXTREMELY dirty.

    • @fsandoval60
      @fsandoval60 2 роки тому +4

      None of us can.

    • @just_delta-2589
      @just_delta-2589 2 роки тому +1

      I’m hoping that they can turn it around. Hopefully since her “powers” were tech based, that means that they got the idea from somewhere else and decided to try to recreate it. Maybe the real taskmaster is out there and they wanted to make a tech version of his powers but they were only able to do it once and the person who made it is now dead or something. Or maybe Tony knew about taskmaster and decided to create the tech to counter him but then the tech was stolen and sold by the vulture in Spider-Man Homecoming or something like that. Or maybe Tony lost it some other way, idk. Then it ended up in Russian bad dudes hands and he gave it to his daughter. Many paths marvel could take to fix this but I doubt they will because they made their progressive stance with a powerful female taking over a males roll to push us further down into the dirt where we belong! Lol

    • @jakubrejak1114
      @jakubrejak1114 2 роки тому +4

      I have.

    • @psychotropicstate
      @psychotropicstate 2 роки тому +2

      Not even an alien dude or skull thing or whatever

    • @TheKannibalistic
      @TheKannibalistic 2 роки тому +2

      He's literally better in the Avengers game that came out last year, yeah, the *BAD* one

  • @thetruesora
    @thetruesora 2 роки тому +9

    after seeing cinemasins did black widow i've been waiting for this :D

  • @eligioleonardopessoa6515
    @eligioleonardopessoa6515 2 роки тому +3

    Sin 75: What are you talking about?? Dreykov didn't break her nose, she did! And she was very much aware of the inability to harm him, as seen in the flashback of her and Melina...

  • @colinvandenberg3446
    @colinvandenberg3446 2 роки тому +5

    I'm pretty sure "Lightning Bug" is exclusively a Southern thing. In the Neortheast/Mid-Atlantic (including, I think, Ohio) they are called Fireflies.

  • @kilivinite1197
    @kilivinite1197 2 роки тому +7

    hey everyone hope you all are having a nice day.

    • @solvseus
      @solvseus 2 роки тому

      No, but thanks for thinking of us. You as well.

    • @kilivinite1197
      @kilivinite1197 2 роки тому

      Oof sorry to hear that

  • @nickygonzalez2276
    @nickygonzalez2276 2 роки тому +6

    Movie: shows something...
    Jeremy: How dare they show me something *DING*
    In essence cinema sins... I was a huge fan of cinemaSins back when the videos posted where actually SINS of the movies... you know when he didn't padded the run time *eats snacks*

  • @lilmoisturizer9406
    @lilmoisturizer9406 2 роки тому +2

    “Someone wakes up in a pool with the soul stone” 😂 I fucking love you man

  • @grandpagohan1
    @grandpagohan1 2 роки тому +7

    I don't care what anyone says, I LOVED this movie. I also didn't mind the Taskmaster change ups, but I've never been attached to him to begin with. I do look forward to what they do with her in the future.

    • @solvseus
      @solvseus 2 роки тому +1

      It's ok, you're allowed to be wrong.
      Kidding (kinda), I didn't hate it, was just disappointed because it should have been better.

  • @Camdagenius
    @Camdagenius 2 роки тому +5

    I knew this was coming, I just didn't think it would be so soon!! In the words of Primm from Primm's Hood Cinema, you're an All Star 🌟

    • @Camdagenius
      @Camdagenius 2 роки тому

      @@RenaldyCalixte sorry, never heard of that person.

  • @josebeteta8283
    @josebeteta8283 2 роки тому +5

    19:53 Hey! He DOES NOT deserve Florence Pugh as a sentence. Reserve that wonderful woman for the good guys

  • @danavixen6274
    @danavixen6274 2 роки тому +7

    Birdman going hard with the receipts! 🧾 👍🏾

  • @DarthIngressus
    @DarthIngressus 2 роки тому +3

    “Soul” purpose. Birdman you are too good sir

  • @PeterAckarey
    @PeterAckarey 2 роки тому +16

    In addition to Birdman's remark leading up to 10:32 the camera is tricking us into thinking that they are pointing their prop guns at each other when the actors are actually not standing on the same horizontal. One of them is several feet in front of the other, but because the camera is directly in front of them it just looks like they are on the same line, which makes Arric Bawin's colossal ignorance of firearms safety even more egregious.

  • @jorgecarbajal8076
    @jorgecarbajal8076 2 роки тому +3

    5:23 Melina later states that these agents were actually HYDRA at the time.
    9:52 I appreciate the comments about Taskmaster being different from the comics.
    10:57 I love the distinction you make between the two.

  • @Em-dg2rv
    @Em-dg2rv 2 роки тому +10

    I get birdman's a character but u can't tell me u actually like cinemasins the way u be absolutely slaughtering this man in these vids 💀💀

    • @earthygoku
      @earthygoku 2 роки тому

      Lol facts

    • @steves578
      @steves578 2 роки тому

      Its tough love.. abusive step father tough love... actually its just abuse.

    • @Fluffal_Enthusiast
      @Fluffal_Enthusiast 2 роки тому

      Facts

    • @solvseus
      @solvseus 2 роки тому

      It's the way a lot of us feel now, which is why I like this channel so much, and Jay Exci before it. CS has gotten lazy, and just make 20min videos with the same lame jokes. Their older, shorter vids were somehow more in depth. It's like how I like Marvel and the characters in this, but didn't like the movie. Not hate, it's not Thor 2: the Dark Thor, but it should have been better than it was. I criticize out of love, like a terrible parent.

  • @TheChrisHype
    @TheChrisHype 2 роки тому +3

    I think I finally figured it out:
    The Viewer = Deadpool
    BirdMan = Wade’s Inner Monologue
    Jeremy = Madcap

  • @rosehearttoxic1691
    @rosehearttoxic1691 2 роки тому +5

    I feel like they did Task Master dirty in this movie, so much wasted potential on a great villain

  • @LloydTheZephyrian
    @LloydTheZephyrian 2 роки тому +3

    9:32 - He sounds legitimately furious. Like, he's channeling genuine anger from SOMETHING.

  • @stpbasss3773
    @stpbasss3773 2 роки тому +2

    I haven't seen this movie but when Birdman tells you to Birdman you Birdman damn it.

  • @jpcsdutra
    @jpcsdutra 2 роки тому +3

    I like the super hero pose thing as a gag, but that's what it is, it's a gag. See anyone who practices parkour or any serious martial art. If you're falling from a great height or parkouring, it is very common for 'buffer' poses to be a thing, specially after you roll. Contraty to what action movies portray, nobody does non-stop fighting for 10 minutes. Super hero poses are pretty much that, an artist either drawing a dynamic action pose or a dynamic 'brief respite' pose.

  • @TunaS441
    @TunaS441 2 роки тому +4

    This guy needs the million subscribers because he's way better than "cinnamon" sins

  • @vincentmagius
    @vincentmagius 2 роки тому +8

    I feel I have to nitpick the airplane scene at the beginning. I'm willing to bet that they have a comment Natasha has basic training with the airplane.
    Taskmaster not noticing Iron Maiden is really Black Widow is handwavable. It's not the original Taskmaster, who stands a chance to have noticed. But, we're talking about a mind controlled Widow with instructions to bring everyone back. Is not familiar with Iron Maiden. Only really familiar with Natasha fighting and not in general. Which is probably very similar to every other Widow. We also don't know if mimicry is specific Antonia or a general Widow thing enhanced by mind control and cyborg parts. Natasha is a master spy that has impersonated someone so well that their friends don't notice.
    The real sin is that the face mask somehow changes height. When Melina reveals herself, she gains a couple inches. Rachel Weisz is 3 inches taller than Scarlett.

    • @maxrichards3881
      @maxrichards3881 2 роки тому

      3 inches is barely noticeable.
      Birdman has a direct explanation of minute differences in height in his Days of Future Past video.

  • @tcroosevelt
    @tcroosevelt 2 роки тому +5

    Aww yeah been waiting for this!

  • @destructo-pizzatv2263
    @destructo-pizzatv2263 2 роки тому +9

    Day 68 of telling th3birdman I appreciate his content

  • @robp1519
    @robp1519 2 роки тому +7

    You should have the same amount if not more subscribers than cinamasins by now. Life is unfair.
    Side note: I'm born and raised in NY and I call them fireflies 🤷🏻‍♂️

  • @ShawnTheDriver
    @ShawnTheDriver 2 роки тому +4

    It’s rare that I laugh at anything CinemaSins these days but 19:19 actually got a chuckle out of me 😂

  • @TheWaving1
    @TheWaving1 2 роки тому +4

    I grew up when CDs were dying and even I know how tapes work.

  • @jaycethebigguy
    @jaycethebigguy 2 роки тому +8

    Does anyone else just skip Cinemasins and go straight to this channel?

    • @mattholt2451
      @mattholt2451 2 роки тому

      I watch both but am loyal to Cinemasins

    • @solvseus
      @solvseus 2 роки тому

      Some of their videos aren't bad.
      This was a bad one.

    • @deeezma137
      @deeezma137 2 роки тому

      Yeah i see a cinemasins video and i try so hard to watch em but i cant get through em

  • @cosmo8720
    @cosmo8720 2 роки тому +9

    Imagine people complain about ‘same vs same’ battles.
    Why does he (Cinemasins) want complete mismatches? Like does anyone really want a fight of Spiderman Vs The Sentry? Yamcha Vs Beerus? Polka Dot Man Vs Reverse Flash?
    And before you could say that’s possible, I meant an actual fight directly, not some “prep time” situation.
    Like seriously? Cinemasins wants to ruin entertainment. Tho it’s already happen when Cinemasins degraded movies with the worst criticisms that has do nothing with this movie.

    • @InsidetheEclipse21
      @InsidetheEclipse21 2 роки тому +2

      Same versus same is less about similar level and more about fighting a doppelganger (Hulk versus Red Hulk, Flash versus Reverse Flash, etc.) Compare Wolverine versus Sabertooth or Aquaman versus Black Manta. Still evenly matched but not a mirror match.
      It's still an overdone complaint, but still.

    • @finh8895
      @finh8895 2 роки тому +1

      @@InsidetheEclipse21 That's not true, Jeremy made this comaint here, and Activity Manager is nowhere near similar to the Black Widow

  • @smashbrother980
    @smashbrother980 2 роки тому +4

    This'll be fun
    Edit: Holy damn, I've literally only read one Marvel comic and it was a Spiderman one, and even I knew Taskmaster's gimmick, I played Marvel vs Capcom but still

  • @TheGameMaster127
    @TheGameMaster127 2 роки тому +2

    It was at 5:15 when I literally said aloud when watching the CinemaSins video, "Everything Wrong with Black Widow, ladies and gentlemen. A Football game."

  • @jimmyt4598
    @jimmyt4598 2 роки тому +2

    I always like the ones where Jeremy is ranting for 5 minutes and Th3Birdman just says, "skip!"

  • @marquismercer93
    @marquismercer93 2 роки тому +5

    Between quiet place 2 black widow and even space jame 2 I was curious which one you would kill first. I’m not disappointed

  • @gersonribeiro374
    @gersonribeiro374 2 роки тому +3

    MAN!!!!!!!!! That was almost as fast as the Ant-Man and the Wasp Video!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

  • @theUNIQUEdre
    @theUNIQUEdre 2 роки тому +2

    I only watched like one minute and thirty seconds of CinemaSin's Black Widow. Gave up and commented to summon Th3Birdman. Very happy with the results.

  • @sayedthoz7950
    @sayedthoz7950 2 роки тому +1

    that last line about the soul stone had me in stitches. Keep it up Birdman!!

  • @bullwinkle524
    @bullwinkle524 2 роки тому +4

    Aye Birdman gave my city a shout out!

  • @akatsukimonster12
    @akatsukimonster12 2 роки тому +3

    Extra 500 points for gryffindor for the Baldwin Situation

  • @TylerJ0412
    @TylerJ0412 2 роки тому +1

    I live in Louisiana and i have never once heard someone call a Firefly a Lightning Bug. I didn't even know it was a thing

  • @marquviousgreen4674
    @marquviousgreen4674 2 роки тому +2

    I got to appreciate that Birdman watch this video, did his research, editing, etc then posted this video to prove cinemasin wrong in 2 days

  • @MataNui.
    @MataNui. 2 роки тому +5

    I know basically nothing about Taskmaster outside of his powers but damn they made Taskmaster look generic in this movie.

  • @Gamerboy365ify
    @Gamerboy365ify 2 роки тому +8

    The only problem I had with this video is that you called California "the best state in the union". Other than that, this video was great.

    • @maxrichards3881
      @maxrichards3881 2 роки тому

      The state that elected Nixon as president and Arnie as governor. Don’t blame me for Nixon, I’m from Massachusetts.

  • @aaliyahsajous8239
    @aaliyahsajous8239 2 роки тому +1

    "someone would wake up in a pool of water with the soul stone?"
    LMAOO

  • @sammy1552
    @sammy1552 2 роки тому +2

    That thing about Olga Kurylenko’s toe? My Man!

  • @spacewarp5850
    @spacewarp5850 2 роки тому +7

    What about people who like venom ironically?

    • @TheDerrogative
      @TheDerrogative 2 роки тому +1

      I like it unironically. Idc that it's not Venom.

    • @solvseus
      @solvseus 2 роки тому +1

      That makes you a hipster, which as everyone knows is the worst thing in the world to be.

    • @TheDerrogative
      @TheDerrogative 2 роки тому

      @@solvseus unless you're going for that. Then task failed successfully??

  • @ebstephenses
    @ebstephenses 2 роки тому +9

    It was worth micro-spamming the play/pause to read it. Hahaha I love the content bro!

    • @thanatos_razl
      @thanatos_razl 2 роки тому +2

      I missed it

    • @willess1310
      @willess1310 2 роки тому +1

      You can also use the < and > keys to go back/forward by a single frame.

    • @ebstephenses
      @ebstephenses 2 роки тому

      @@willess1310 😲😲 Not all heroes wear capes. (I'm on my phone but still, thank you.)

  • @xnamkcor
    @xnamkcor 2 місяці тому

    For someone who keeps mentioning how old Hermoine is...I'm impressed Jeremy held back any comments about young Natasha.

  • @andrewp.stewart4585
    @andrewp.stewart4585 2 роки тому +2

    5:10 This is officially Th3Birdman’s new way of saying, “You padding the sin count, bro…?”

  • @drewmyself893
    @drewmyself893 2 роки тому +3

    I just need to say, lightning bug and firefly are pretty much interchangeable in Ohio, while you only really hear soda called pop in the smaller towns.

  • @MysteriousTomJenkins
    @MysteriousTomJenkins 2 роки тому +14

    So first he makes a 'Same vs Same sin' in Megamind despite it actually being Megamind in disguise so it wasn't actually a Same vs Same sin...and then gives a Same vs Same sin here when that's the entire fucking point of Task Master...yeesh. Jeremy has a talent for giving a sin to the wrong moments. What next, he's going to sin a movie for having a telepath fight a telekenetic for being 'Same vs Same' because he seems to think those terms are interchangeable?

  • @BadJuJu93
    @BadJuJu93 2 роки тому +2

    On the surface, you'd think it's Jeremy that Birdman had beef with. But in reality it's always been the fans lol

  • @AGraf-hy9tt
    @AGraf-hy9tt 2 роки тому +2

    I’ve lived in the south my entire life and they were always fireflys