The Coomathon Isn't Real
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- Опубліковано 30 вер 2024
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Kirsche gave us a coughaton.
Phlegmathon.
Lol... the mods do the counting because... they KNOW
Meanwhile, the OG lewdtuber : finger painting warhammer figures while drunk.
Btw, this is the woman who managed to break multiple remote "toys" in a single stream.
nobody will top stapler chuuba
How?...
And when?...
@@korlemarca how? Probably because the toys were pushed to the limit from.the tips activation.
When? This was when the drama that popularized her because other cam girls made a fuss of how much attention she got because she is a virtual girl. She almost broke the site as well, and arguably and ironically pushed the entire western vtuber scene to a wider audience. I don't watch her lewd streams but she sometimes mentioned stuff that happened in thern off handedly in twitch streams.
@@VandalAudi Damn… well thank you for the info 😭🙏🏾
@@VandalAudiSauce?
i ripped the skin
My daddy didn't taught how not to rip skin.
Good lord! 😳
@@AikisDominatorWill you show me?
This is the real, not enough spoken of, risk of gooning.
Wait wait wait
I feel like I need a shower after hearing this. I think that means I'm not too far gone yet.
Better then me not feeling anything. So you still have hope.
I'm at the point where I just laugh at these.
Coomers gonna coom.
It's bao, isn't it 😂
Fillian 😂😂😂
Nah, it's probably some IRL cam streamer. Bao would get cancelled for posting this.
4:50 POV, you've just donated 30 gift subs on her twitch
4:00 30 times in 4 hours? My best is 13 times through entire day when I hit puberty.
I was a 12 or sometimes at best 20 when I hit puberty
My best was 5, but I’m a guy. Much past that and I think it would tear off
@@AhHereWeGo 5? You didn't stroke your snake every chance you could like I did? Why? What else is there to do when you are 12-14 years old?
@@AikisDominator i started at 10, so by 12 i had really gotten into guns and gaming, so my tism took over for those
AikisDominator Uhh video games? Tv? Internet?
5:28 this reminded me of that video "The Count censored" which is about the funniest thing on youtube. Funnily enough, the theme of this video also fits
oh no!
The
Coomathon
Is
Always
On
Be
There
Or
Be
Square
Somehow most people seem to be incapable of moderation. Either they go full NNN or they do a marathon!
Faith in humanity decreasing.
Look, my doujin backlog is 5k strong and if I don't read at least 4 a day it's getting bigger.
I flip-flop between the two, statistically that is moderation.
As long you’re not addicted, you’re doing something right
Hassan is deathly afraid of Sam.
I'd be surprised if he wasn't afraid of his own shadow.
Hassan is deathly afraid of cumming 30 times in two hours.
Were coming to the last days. Believe in the Lord Jesus when you still can.
A coom every 4-8 minutes for 4 hours? It’s possible, but I’d imagine you’re numb after a while, no? That’s a lot of vibration if that’s pretty much all you’re doing
3:53 Well not with THAT attitude…
I recognize that thumbnail art tho
It's El_Xox isn't it.
She did it tho.
Huh. Guess Kirsche isn't familiar with Sybian or Motor Bunny.
I'm a 32 year old man, i just want a woman to hug me tightly while i sleep. 🚬😞
It's highly overrated, my man. Most women fart in their sleep and snore. It's really hard to get a good night's rest.
Gotta agree with @JusticeforLiberty. Whenever I sleep with my girlfriend, I get uncomfortable because I'm either rolling around or nervous that I'm going to fart or have to pee a million times. The idea of it is really sweet but it's just not conducive to good rest for either of us. It's nice to do sometimes though 😊
Do you deserve it tho
The hair in the face and the inability to regulate your own temperature, but it can be nice on occasion.
As another 32 year old man, I would like to experience that at least once. 🥃 😞
A quick Google search turned up that the world record for orgasms per hour was 134.
And now I'm accumulating cursed tabs. Dammit.
but kirche human didnt write it, it was a woman
The only respect I have for looters is the fact that they know which side of the internet they're on and they stay on their side of the internet
4:32 that sounds like it'd make someone super sore
I feel kinda gross after hearing that. Out of curiosity is that person a vtuber or fleshtuber?
30 * In 4 hours, how I mean, just? How wouldn't you be tired
I'm not gonna pretend to understand the enigma that is woman, nor will I subscribe to the outlandish concept of a female orgasm, but I don't think that many is feasibly possible. I know there was a teenage boy that died from a heart attack going for 50.
I'm sure every man had a time in their adolescence where they tried to reach their limit, I know as a young lad I once reached eight in a row before crumbling into a heap. By round three the well was dry, by round four I was just mashing it, round five and onward my arm was completely seized and numb. At the end my body and soul ached, wishing for death, I had no more energy to give at three A.M. as I let the darkness take me. My balls were in agony for a whole school week.
In summary: Ain't no fucking way no fucking broad is busting 30 times in a row without dying.
Yes, you would be tired and sore, but it's not only possible, but pretty easily achievable if you're into that.
One of my exes, under the right circumstances had a really really short fuse ...a minutewoman, all around
(aka, doesn't matter what caused it, solo, or not)
But only the first round, and eventually, things just got too overwhelming so 30 ...would probably have ended her.
I'm not saying this is impossible, logistics wise, but I have a difficult time believing it too.
This just sounds like average vtuber stuff what's the deal?
was it BlooTheSlime?
So this is where the sound alert came from...
I feel like a museum tourist walking through the exhibits showing where all the sound alerts came from.
3:58 No, you're wrong on that one Kir, you may not be able to, but there are definitely women out there that can.
There's something that drives a man randomly to do it multiple times in one go.
for those wondering its ria in the multiverse
Lies
I'd probably know who this vtuber is if Kirsche had revealed it. I am one with the ways of the VCoomer, after all.
0:48 Where does it start? I'm joking.
I know you're all thinking. I'm not, but I am
well what about that man that died of a heart attack from doing it so much during one day.
maybe she going for that lol
11 times and that was when I finally got home after 7 months. My girlfriend at the time was shaking as she tried to walk.
I gotta go to church after hearing this
2:06 too late damn
Let the cooming begin, let the cooming begin! (To the tune of 'let the hunting begin' )
I came. I saw. I came again.
My man out here starting the Goon Platoon.
i see this as absolute win
Not yet, Spicy Cat 👉
Oh
Real and truthpilled
I like deep voice Kirsche
bookmarking this for the day we finally get a Kirsche Cumathon.
So you comin or not ? Man some sentences don't sound right after hearing some stuff.
Don't let this distract you from the fact the coomathon is definitely real
You think you miss the Foxu enough, but you don't.
What the heck am I listening to?
I’m shooting dust at this point
Get well soon kir
This is a thing!?
Who did this?
Beef curtains, much? 😬
*_coom_*
Where's the shame
true, only in H anime where men and futas can coom infinitely 💀
I just noticed the ketchup fund 🫠… Kirsche how much ketchup do you go through ?
lol bruh I think it's a code for something even more nefarious than ketchup consumption ... I don't trust the foxu 🤣
Yes.
@@JaxFPrime81She's building a Himbo trap.
She's saving up enough money to buy the Heinz corporation, she will seize the means of ketchup production
Maybe her ketchup would last longer if she kept it in the fridge.