The Expression of a Lion That Has Mated 3000 Times
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- Опубліковано 15 кві 2022
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Lioness: “honey it’s 4pm! Time for your ball biting”
Lion: “yes darling :(“
the offspring be like:
we hope we don't get that kinda treatment
@@rithvikmedasani363 Welp boys.. its time for some bitter disappointments... you see kids.. we all have to grow up sometimes. .
And that's about how long it takes for your sisters teeth to fully develop too! Now just stop and think about how convenient that is. . . .
The lioness with the mane lol
(c" ತ,_ತ)
@@waffle2413 pain
"Some penguins choose the dark side and a path of crime".... That's got to be the best narrated video clip ever 😂🤣 I'm in tears bro!😆
Funfact-Penguins are the horniest animals which the males fuck females to death, there was one researcher who got traumatized by this and the horrific things he saw was kept secret and only publish after a 100 years
I'm done lol
😂
Honestly probably the mildest thing they do.
An ecologist went to study Adele penguins during the mating season; he was apparently traumatized by their behaviour, and his documentation of what he observed wasn’t published for about a hundred years because it was too graphic and offensive for proper Victorian sensibilities. 🤣
When trying to figure out how much something had to look like a female for the males to mate with it, he started by putting a dead females frozen head on a pile of snow… and that was enough.
They've fallen to the dark side of the force
I believe there's a saying that girl is to die for
However, in the spider world they took it quite literally 😂
flashback to mantis
Laughs in mantis/scorpion
In the Spiders case it is usually only when the Female is not fed well or has allready mated.
If You want a good example take the Male Ant, it only gets born when the Female chooses to give birth to it, then can mate once if they are lucky and then die.
Prey mantis are similar but just imagine being the male. Full of fear lol I better be ready to die before going there to mate
Male cephalopods, anglerfish and a lot of arthopods: Welcome to the suck
He's so good at keeping you interested while transitioning to different topics. When he was talking about the VPN ad I didn't even really realize it till he was about done lol So glad I stumbled on this channel love the videos! Keep em coming WATOP!
What the heck.. i thought the same ..it began and ended just like that..woahh
He's actually a product of secret CIA and Mossad Hypnosis Research Project. He even has his own SCP number.
Every year he sells millions of "As Seen On TV" products, and no one is the wiser. It's the way infomercials stay in business.
Oh I heard before that story about the spiders and gifts and I find it fascinating. The males and females of this species are literally playing 4D chess with each other. The females even started weighing the cocoons to know if they were empty or not (because some males made empty cocoons) and some developped faster methods of unwrapping to be able to catch the male and eat him. It's pretty amazing.
🤣 🤣 🤣
It's competion not Love, and that isn't Really Valued for them.
For the males Why should I Try with the gift if I gonna die Anyway? I just gotta get it over with.
Females they just get The meal without being tricked into not getting it.
It's almost a Game, like "Breed Spider Speedrun" where the male Uses proven Strategies to Quickly Breed and be Devoured before the Female can even decide. it's comedically dark in that way.
Nice comback
@@alexcat6685
True
would be easier to eat the male and then start unwrapping
Parthenogenesis.... YES!!! definitely do a video on that. It's barely discussed. Nobody really knows anything about, and it I'll be awesome especially coming from this channel. man I hope Steve reads this. also lions aren't that lucky, yeah they don't have to worry about a pickup line. but in order to get that pride they have to fight off an older more experienced lion and take that pride from him. It's usually him and his brother or his cousin. I don't know I rather dance or sing then fight of a couple of old and more experienced lions but yeah man. parthenogenesis.
That would be awesome.
hm ya got me thinking about also how with hyenas they also dont really have that safe of a chances because they are basicly hazed into their packs and live quite shitty lives. females dont get much better with the fact that they are garenteed to lose the first litter or so from them dying from birth, as the entire pathway is not able to streach right so someplace gives out. but like you i hope they have one of thies vids up.
Females making males instead of menstruating brought on by isolation and stress in certain chromosomal sets to attempt an inbred reverse yaoi harem to start a new colony or bust!
I wish humans could also do that
after a certain age(which is like middle age for lions) when the lions are older, they are weaker and get dominated by younger,stronger males..- so it's a cycle 👌
Asexual reproduction is very interesting and I'd definitely watch a video on it, but what I find even more fascinating is animal communication. For example the whale song "syntax" - how do we know about it without being able to decode it? We (very reasonably) assume existance of something like that in undeciphered human writings, but how can we be sure about that with such an alien species like whale?
Whale 1 (male) sing
Human listen
Whale 2 (female) meet Whale 1
They f*ck
Have a baby
Human still observe
Time passe by
Whale 1 sing again
Whale 3 (female) meet Whale 1
They f*ck again
-human: "hm, everytime he sing he attract a female, that sing is probably for meetings."
And that's probably how we know.
What are you talking about? The whale is probably the least Alien creature in the ocean and "Decode" their song? That's on par with "Learn Dog" it's just out of the scope for us atm and idk if it would even be possible to begin with.
@@CookiePieMonster Lol maybe I wasn't clear, because I worte the comment tired in the evening. I know it's impossible for now (or maybe in general). That's why I find the thing mentioned in the video, that apparently they use a kind of syntax to compose their songs interesting - that seems like a claim coming from a point of some linguistic understanding, and all I meant to say was "that'd be cool to tell us more about".
@@Marcin_Pawlik Ohhhh I gotchu, I think there's a more in depth vid on that on YT though. Like from a channel that does deeper research than this one.
You don't need to understand the sounds to see syntax.
There just need to be a specific order in which certain sounds appear
I like the minecraft xp sounds while breading lions
The Thumbnail award of 2022 Goes to..........
He should get bonus award for actually including it in video... so rare these days :D
The original thumbnail was a female lion biting the banana and the peanut of a male of its species.
@Eoghan plays yes very good to know
the newer thumbnail is better
Dwl
the more he says “if you guys want i’ll make a video, i’m down for any videos, i come to this channel every day and entertains me
I was so attentive in watching this video when those black birds where shown jumping high out in a field.. at that moment, I was taken back for a moment in time when I was at an arcade game called "Whack-a-Mole".. then when a voice over gave it a more comedic flare.. I lost it... afterwards as the video continued, every time those jumping birds were shown I couldn't help myself but laugh.. Thanks Narry & Steve for your selection of this topic to do a video about it.. and for making me laugh on a Saturday...
Lol 1:04 is sooo funny, the lions expression on his face says it all. 😂🤣😁😂🤣😃
Huge thumbs up for a little spider sounding like Michael Jackson 6:31.👍👍👍👍👍
The coffeemaker is supper satisfying and the drinking
I AM ALWAYS THRILLED when I find a WATOP I haven't seen before whether its new or last year I LOVE EVERY SINGLE THING YOU GUYS DO...big FAN of this channel, one of the finest UA-cam has to offer!
Holy shit I absolutely loved the editing!
It’s good style
Same
I know about asexual reproduction but I would definitely watch your video if you create it. It would be much more fun and interesting than reading up to learn more.
Same as any other form of reproduction, but the parents are both ace
I love birds, I love spiders, I love lions, I love Minecraft... This video was too perfect for me! 😂
Really love your videos!
W for liking spiders
Love that the lioness without the mane was just like “this is fine” to her pridemates lmao
Female komodo: Let’s have kids
Male komodo: no, their too expensive
Female: (insert thanos quote) fine, I’ll do it myself
YOU GO GIRL! ....though.... I've got questions.. does it involve peeing in a cup and then drinking it, or... do you just grow a piece of hankry smoked sausage right out of your belly button, proceed to curl up in a ball and then stick it... right in the. . . .
From balls getting bitten, to a whole herd of in-heat female lions pinning down a male lion :>
It time snu SNU!
Being a male lion is probably like having to live with the scariest and most dangerous harem on the planet.
The "Minecraft" style is very cool.
Fr fr
This video was outstanding! The script and its flow. Subarashi!
I had no idea that on top of all the komodo's deadly toolkit they could reproduce with themselves. And I had already thought they absolute monsters... please continue with that story for another time you mention at the end!
The animal world is truly interesting, even for love
It has everything you like and dislike at the same time.
That Michael Jackson bit had me laughing hard 🤣
I love your channel gives me flashbacks when national geographic and animal planet actually showed animals
Nature docs are fake
Omg i LOVE THIS SO MUCH 6:34 . New sub mah dude love how you add comedy. Keep it up!
"Lioness_01" okay i'm dead now
Thank you for amazing videos, im learning alot!
A roar from a male and roar from a female. It's done. 👌
Edit- This dude changed the question of this video.
on WATOP even the Ad's are entertaining!! man i love "Steve" and his crew!!
Would love a video on parthenogenesis, can you also discuss the recent rhino species that went extinct coz scientists failed to make an offspring from the last two living rhinos mother and daughter. I believe they were trying something similar to parthenogenesis.
I would love to learn more about parthenogenisis.
I remember early on with this channel, everyone loved how he transitioned from topic to topic. But that transition to the surfshark ad was god tier.
Next is “Hee Hee” dancing 😂
Do you write your own script? LMAO it was really good. thanks always for doing what you do. i hope i can do that too someday.
0:55 the voice of villager is acurate cause players do it,like narrator was saying,to the villagers
I love the minecraft thingy concepts we all love you...please keep up the good work!
Whaaaat! I didn’t expect my country Botswana to be mentioned 😂❤️
That lion is suffering with success
Love the mincraft sound effects, made me laugh several times. Love your videos because they are, educational, interesting and can be funny at the same time. Different from anyothers. 😎
I literally just got interested when the vid ended highly recommend a part 2
The minecraft edits are making me laugh way more then I should
i loved all the minecraft noises lmao please do more!
Please keep up the Excellent work that you are doing for our Entertainment and please keep the videos coming
Love your presentation skills ☺️
The michael jackson to the peacock spider was genius! Simple but effective. Shamoan.
Damn i threw up when I was drinking water when this 10:09 came up it's so funny dude 😂😂😂
I would like to watch your version about Parthenogenesis. I think yours would be fun to watch.
Love the editing style
I play a video game called ultimate lion simulator and you can find facts inside treasure chests about the lions. One of the facts stated that lions with darker mains are more attractive to females. You should play the game it’s good.
I like the minecraft edits
Loved the Minecraft addition to the video
50 cents got me 😂😂😂
Please make a video about Parthenogenesis! Include the earliest findings of it too to give us further insight of the topic!
Any time he's says: let me know in the comments below if you're interested in (side topic)
The answer is always yes 👌
Loiness:honey it's 5pm already 13 minutes it's time to ball biting
Loin:yes honey *mind: why why do I have to do this 100 times everyday just to get 4 cubs!!!!!*
The go shawty one killed me i wasn't expecting that 😂
This is the first sponsorship video of yours I've seen. Congratulations
Bro did that shit 3000 times 🗿
Saw the title and I’ve never clicked faster in my life
Sucks that it was changed
if you don't mind me asking... what did it say before?
@@TheDeepThinker-sq3iy
Lioness biting old male lion balls
@@thunderp1719 Lol, REALLY?! da frick kinda title was that... if I didn't know any better.. I'd probably guess your someone who decided to troll someone else with an answer like that. lol..
Yes, a video about Parthenogenesis would be very interesting! 😊👍
You never let me down great videos everytime
Imagine getting a gf for having a good beard
Wait, that's not how it works?
@@thelaurens1996 it does
Imagine the thing that gets the girls does nothing but hinder your well being more heat less camo,
Nature knows how to keep alphas in their place
Mane*
I’d love to see a video on asexual reproduction. It’s a fascinating topic that I’d love to learn more about.
Finally. Another episode to watch
These are just amazing thank you
the moment i saw the title i immediately pressed it
who knows? maybe i might find a real living and existing female
NEET problems, def cant relate to
U too
"living"
Look at mr.picky here
@@donottrustanyonelol I'm nihilistic so I don't even care about laid
i'm cracking abt the spiders 🤣 i already the facts but man how you tell the story made my day (and i was having a bad one too) and yes! we would absolutely love the asexual reproduction video. looking forward to it!
The way you put your sponsoring video was pretty smooth.
That Go Go Go really got me lol
I am interested in the komodo dragon thingey!Do it🙂👍
Yes make a video on Asexual reproduction! That seems like a interesting video and I’d like to learn about it.
WOW! That one bird's song is INCREDIBLE! 🤣🤣
OMG the lion in the thumbnail i feel so sorry for him
Many people ask themselves this
Imagine if humans would have to dance to procreate yet there's a big chance u'll end up eaten alive - idea for a horror movie
Also, asexual procreation is incredible. Why do those sharks even have different sexes then? And can't males also create life on their own? Nature is amazing
Asexual reproduction is simple, but you end up making clones of yourself and resulting in a less diverse genepool. Less diversity can be completely eliminated when facing some adversity like a disease in the long-run.
This is where sexual reproduction works best: it mixes the genes in a variety of results and less prone of total elimination when facing a disease because at least some of the individuals in that population might be resistant to said disease and survive.
In resume:
Asexual reproduction pros and cons: 100% of the population can have offspring but will lack diversity survive/adapt to changes in their surroundings.
Sexual reproduction pros and cons: only 50% of the population can have offspring and can suffer more when dealing with bottlenecks (huge reduction of the population and inbreeding), but its greater diversity makes it more adaptable to changes and survive.
Now why the male sharks don’t do the same is due a simple biologically distinction that they lack the equipment to grow said offspring. Keep in mind that the female shark didn’t split in two like a bacteria, she still grew her little clones inside her. An uterus is necessary for that.
@@AnonimusQualquer wow thank you for the information!
I loved the way you introduced the surf shark VPN, hahah your really cool..........
INTEREGENT and most of all professional.
this minecraft edit is really relaxing
Definitely would love a video on asexual reproduction and parthagenesis(?), I'm blown away that a complex creature like a shark or komodo dragon has this ability. Tell me more, please. 😁
Man these recent videos Are gonna be the New way to make minecraft content
I love this new editing style
I love the sounds they use in the video it makes it so much more fun to Watch the bird one Crack me up 7:18
Scar had a darker main than mufasa, proof that he was the rightful King all along!
How bout females try getting males,switching the tables😏
Yes pls a video on that partho stuff would be really nice.
Well for me 10 times per day is enough after that i feel tired really😄😄😄😄😄
Stamina badhao bhai 😂
@@binayakchoudhary7808 😂😂😂😂😂
hum that way of reproduction seems quite superior. wonder why it isn't more common / what's the downside / if it makes similar problems to inbreeding and if not how it doesn't.
Would love to hear more.
The problem with asexual reproduction is that since the child is basically an exact clone of the parent. This means there is no genetic variety in the species. So that means no built up resistance to bacterial/viral plagues or the ability to adapt to a changing environment.
That laughing thou 😂😂
I thought those were called jumping spiders but there still cute and smol
Lesbian lioness
I wanna know the asexual relationship
Just wow! That's one of the craziest things I've ever seen
6:37 The Maratus Volans Spider 6:56 He be like 🎵 Put your hands in the air like you don't care 🎵
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Yes make an asexual reproduction video it's very interesting
This video was funny is hell while being educational at the same time
When you used part of the clip of the guy throwing the computer monitor but before the famous part was priceless
Can we take a moment to appreciate how much time and effort he puts in the videos for us 😇
Yeah, a lot of effort in this one. Interesting minecraft theme this time around lol
How about appreciate not being annoying for 2 seconds
Appreciate my flip table and get outta here bot
*they* Don't forget about Steve !!!
Git outta here filthy bot