@@thespiffingbrit Actually wait, I've heard people say the Afterlife in Elder Scrolls is called the Dreamsleeve for a reason, so uh maybe it's not such a sweet release.
How to break essential characters (unkillable npcs) 1) Get a mage hood or other item of 0 weight clothing. 2) Enchant it with constant effect damage health on self. 3) Sneak up on unkilable npc and attempt pickpocket. If you don't get caught take nothing, but take your enchanted hood and place it into their inventory. 4) Wait until the next day, their AI should evaluate whet they put on when they wake up in the morning, since the mage hood is enchanted and most npcs do not have anything on their head they will go "OOH, this is a nice hat!" and put it on! 5) Watch as npc now has Nacolepsy as the hood's health drain keeps knocking them out and rag dolling them every few seconds!
I forget where I heard it from originally. Just be careful as some essential characters become killable when you start a certain quest involving them, and unless the quest is to kill them if they're still wearing the cursed hood you'll auto fail.
You know, despite the fact that Uriel Septim dies so quick, Patrick Stewart once suggested that he's never been given more material to work from for a voice acting gig, and he absolutely loved it. It was something like 90 pages of back story and character profiling.
Patrick Stewart is amazing. You could give him an unfinished book series to read and he would capture the unwritten 5 books so well the author would use Stewart as the character template to write them.
Most people I know would have spent 40 minutes on character creation and played every side quest before going through the main story, all of that in first person ._.
@Maintenance Renegade Sometimes I wonder. Have the designers at Bethesda ever seen a real human being? Because this is more like an evolution of the original Populous "raise/lower" land spell, just with many sliders.
@Matthew Stratman Thank you for your constructive criticism! I'll be sure to incorporate your advice if I ever decide to tailor my humor for over-analytical types in the future! :)
I think I finally understand why Spiffing just can't help himself to create a massive amount of wealth in every game. It's the influence of the queen commanding him to exploit the economy of every new piece of land he discovers.
It almost reminds me of the way developers used to intentionally put cheat codes in games that sometimes unlocked ways to break the game, such as invincibility, infinite ammo, lvl select or infinite stealth. Glitches like these are like an unintentional version of a cheat code, they were never meant to exist unlike cheat codes but they sometimes function in a similar way. I do wanna clarify though that Bethesda really should get better at weeding out there many glitches they can and have been game breaking in many ways, and the studio should really know better. But minor glitches like this are kinda fun, and I did use this exact exploit myself to have dome gun on a new save file after finishing the game properly.
I remember watching my mom play this game back when I was a kid, and she did the full chameleon build. It was neat seeing her go around, able to walk right up to any enemy and not have them do anything.
@@doma7956 naw..not anymore my dude. I am 43 and play games with my kids all the time. It's a genuine way to spend time with people now. Though I guess...this isn't a multiplayer game
In my case it was my older brother back in the day i was innocent ans just amazed because i could play an argonian instead of a human lmao. I vividly remember picking this race juste because i could breath under water...
Even better than getting 100% Chameleon in Oblivion is getting 100%+ damage deflection. So you just rush up to critters and let them melee themselves to death on you. Hard to get all the stuff but totally OP. 🤔
You gotta be careful though. I perma-enchanted 90% reflect damage on my character when I was playing on xbox years ago and then tried to do the daedric quest for molag bal where you let the old guardsman kill you. It took me literally 3 hours of letting him hit me one time and then dodging his attacks while I desperately tried to hit him with my minor heal other spell 4 times. I used the suicide ring you get at the end of the blackwater company quest line to knock my health down to a sliver otherwise I wouldn't have been able to do the stupid quest. Ah memories. 1100 hours on xbox and probably another 200 on PC playing that game. Never even bothered with mods.
I loved Oblivion and the custom spell crafting. My greatest achievement was “Water Horse” which was Water Walking on Touch for 1 minute. The Imperial Legion hated me when I was ransacking the Imperial City. 🤣 I’d steal everything I could and then run for the Waterfront District. I’d then ride my horse at full speed across Lake Romar and the legionaries could only shout and swim very slowly.
magic in Oblivion and Morrowind is leagues above Skyrim's imo, to the point its kind of depressing. The lack of custom spellmaking plays a big part. Skyrim's magic is not as free and maleable, which limits what you can do with magic.
@@codysellers4151 it’s because spell creation was far too broken and they didn’t want people breaking Skyrim as easily… still though, I hope they bring it back for ES6
@@codysellers4151 And the same goes for Arena and Daggerfall, that's here from the start but they throw that, sadly. (and Morrowind and Oblivion allow you to make only spell you had, that's not the case on Arena and Daggerfall when you can make a lot of shit, especially with the scale level systeme to spell in Arena, that's really broken)
Oblivion is truly a sandbox experience While skyrim is just a mid-evil fantasy exploration game with no cool mechanics apart from the mod compatibility
I love how Seymore went from being a normal old dude to a caricature of Winston Churchill to a caricature of the joker played by Jack nicholson really quick.
This made me laugh so hard. To this day Oblivion is my most played game of all time. I have such fond memories of trying to help contribute to the UESP Wiki and discovering all of the different ways you can break the game was so much fun.
This is the third time i've rewatched this video and i actually feel stupid that i never got the joke about his name before...see more clevage......well played spiff, well played
Meanwhile I'm over here trying my damndest to make a relatively normal looking character. I managed to get a Dark Elf to actually look like a normal person, which was nice. I was trying to copy my Inquisition character.
My first time playing Oblivion I made a magic focused character whom I leveled in such a way he was useless in combat, one shot on him was most of his health one shot from him was laughable. Then I discovered the spell crafting station and Chameleon, he spent the rest of the game invisible and always had an extra touch based chameleon spell for escort quests.
I found it naturally when playing too, along with using the duplication glitch. I had a suit of armour with 100% chameleon and then another one with 110% reflect damage and 100% resist/reflect magic
Yeah I did this. I got to level 20 and the sigil stones are max after that. 5 x 20% chameleon. Smashed the thieves guild and dark brotherhood and had to change. Way too OP
Exactly,got it as my first sigil stone and naturally after that I tested it to see of I reloaded the save if the stone would change and it did. So 4 oblivion gates later I had 100 percent chameleon no problem.
I remember creating a 100% chameleon spell and trying to figure out why people could see me when I wasn't crouched. Mostly I used -100% resistance spells and direct damage spells. That killed almost every enemy in the game in 2 spells.
Did I click on a Monster Factory video by mistake? Ah, Oblivion, you beautiful masterpiece of a game, may you forever grace the halls of my computer's hard drive.
Not to mention that you can totally and legitimately train pickpocket to about level 80, and then any time you buy anything in the game, steal your money back. Including paying for training. Including training for, say, pickpocketing.
They also fixed it in Oblivion. Like 5% per enchantment now, so you can't have it permanent. Still you can cast 100% for 15 sec and do shit uncaught =D But yeah, as if Paralyze wasn't imba enough. Illusion is OP in Oblivion. And to compensate it they made Illusion a fart in Skyrim.
My favorite weapon in the game. Ebony Bow (beautiful) 100% weakness to magika for 3 seconds 100% weakness to fire for 1 second 3 points of fire damage for 1 second Soul trap for 3 seconds On the hardest difficulty possible at maximum level, the only creature to survive more than 2 shots is the Ogre in that mountain pass for the one quest. 100% weakness to magika turns 100% weakness to fire into 10,000% weakness to fire 10,000% weakness to fire turn 3 damage into 30,000 damage
Well, no. First of all, you should learn some math. +100% is effectively x2 so the final modifier would be x2x2=x4 giving only 12 damage. Second of all, the whole system does not work. It worked in Morrowind but in Oblivion weaknesses do not apply to the damage of the same spell or enchanting. At the end you get 3 damage with the first shot, then fire weakness runs off cuz it's too short and you get 6 damage on the second shot due to magic weakness.
The most powerful exploit in oblivion is to access the spell maker. Create a spell that does dps instead of just damage. Make the spell's damage last for only 0.1 seconds, makes it insanely cheap. Make it max damage. I'd say about 4000. You now have a death ray for low mana and low money.
I genuinely think "It's a Bethesda game" is a better representation of this games stability than "this game is about as stable as a game of Jenga during an earthquake"
Just saying Bethesda three times causes the laws of the universe to invert and the sun to implode. Then the solar system crashes and reloads to the last save.
@@Pisolithus "sorry, boss, but the last reload had my only pair of shoes clipping into the ground. couldn't pull them out without taking damage, so I'm calling out until you say Bethesda 3 times through the megaphone to force another reload. maybe that'd fix them."
@@mischiefcal "boss, sorry I can't come to work, infact i cant go home either, someguy touched a cart at such a spot that he died and now the cart is clipping into my car, luckily the space update was never made as im somehere orbiting mars now, imma go find out if any other planets are habitable."
@@molassesman4066 “sorry boss I can’t come in today, when I was locking my front door I got stuck in the menu, so I reloaded my save and the door was missing. I’m at Home Depot getting a new door, but all the checkout NPC’s are stuck in a dialogue loop with each other and I’m not able to activate them”
Love this glitch! A couple tips though. The sigil stone levels to your character (ie. Level 4-8 chameleon is only 15%, 9-12 is 20%). Also, the Dorian glitch doesn't work if you're 100% invisible (after 5 trial and error sessions!)...just strip naked before the 'lovers kiss' or poisoning him👍
One of the greatest exploits is changing the temporary "bound" items into permanent items. They're all the equivalent of Daedric items, but have zero weigh. Better yet, the armor counts as light armor (Daedric Armor is the best level of heavy armor).
I know this was 5 months ago, but just in case someone is reading this, to do the glitch, all you need to do is: 1: Cast any bound spell (weapon, or armor) 2: get it broken enough that you are able to repair it with a repair hammer 3: repair it 4: repairing it will trick the game into thinking you can drop it, so after repairing the armor/weapon, just drop it 5: after dropping it, wait until the timer for the spell to wear off 6: pick it up after the timer goes away and you will have permanent bound items
@@DudeTheMighty purely utility. I paralyzed him, got an ass of money, and I didnt have an autoclicker because I was on 360. Just quested and did whatever I wanted from then on. Only ever spent money on spells. Made it my mission to gather all of them.
@@D0NU75 To copy another UA-cam Comment: "100% Chameleon is better than 100% Invisibility. You can cast, attack, and interact without breaking the effect."
Me, having honestly earned every single penny: "I'm sorry what? Are you calling me a thief?! Well I'd be insulted, but since you honestly think I'd be good at it..."
@@AmierAzzeal I gotta say, Enchament itself is the biggest exploit lmao I love invisibility exploit as well. Oblivion is incredibly fun to break and fool around with.
I put at least 700 hours in oblivion. My favorite thing was maxing my acrobatics, wearing the heels of spring heel jack , standing on a certain stone circular pillar in the main city and boosting my acrobatics with magic and then jumping over the castle walls to walk around on a bunch of nothing.
I did this exact thing, albeit in a much more legitimate manner (ie opened up the mages guild and manually enchanted the stuff myself with black soul gems). With the sneak bonus I literally could one-shot everything in the game. The only issue I had was the final quest, because you're supposed to escort Martin through hordes of dremora and nobody can see you so the baddies beeline for martin and martin just blows right past you to fight them so he kept jumping in front of my strikes and I'd kill him instantly by accident and if I tried to get ahead the baddies would spawn behind me and kill him. I literally had to spam the hell out of the autosave key and reload every 3 inches of progress.
A very short invisibility spell is really broken! You can live that Khajit way of life (stealing everything), and if someone can catch you, just cast the spell!
@@metalcorpse6427 I know it was a utter thing of beauty - and the fun continues when you rile up all those pesky bandits against each ohter heal them respectively until their weapons break was soo damn funny
Mass duplicating the Sigil Stones in my first Oblivion playthough... For those who don't know, the Sigil Stones have a weird "hum" to them, not very loud or noticeable... Until you duplicate roughly 50 of them. At this point your speakers reach critical threshold, and all you can hear is the Sigil Stone sound effect... VERY, very, loudly; until you scram to pick them up.
@@richardl1708 you use paintbrushes to reach the top of the Temple of Akatosh and fall through the roof. There's a hidden door inside that takes you to the worldspace used for the fight against Mehrunes Dagon and killing just any random daedra hanging around causes the final quest to fire. After that you just wait and let the scene play out
@@goliver9991 yes, you put them on the wall in skew line, pick old ones and jump from one to another, you can get anywhere in the game. IlliterateChild (rip) used that method a lot and he pretty much recorded all glitches and bugs in this game, sadly all text were gone with YT annotation shut down...
My favourite memories of oblivion were standing upon a hill and duplicating thousands of potions and watching them roll down the hill like a river hahahhaa
I remember discovering the ability to enchant all my armor with chameleon on my first playthrough when I was around 13... You could legit get halfway through the game without exploits and do it. anything over 85% chameleon pretty much guarantees infinite stealth attacks I felt guilty so I had to play through it again without chameleon
Although I drink the abominable nectar of the bean, I salute the great tea Lord. The content is testament to the effects of prolonged exposure to tea. I am intrigued. Tea based excellence is very appealing.
I am so fond of this game and I am so tempted to power up my Xbox 360 to play it but I'm so ashamed I didn't know I had been playing it wrong this whole time until I came across this channel. 😭
@@rustyshovel7179 pretty much every elder scrolls has vampire mechanics dont know about arena tho but daggerfall has it morrowind has it skyrim has it etc
Good Akatosh, what is happening in there?! - ... Aurora Borealis? Aurora Borealis?! At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the province, localized entirely within Kvatch?! - ... Yes! :D
A couple of caveats regarding the chameleon sigil stones that aren’t mentioned in this video: Your level determines the quality of the sigil stone when you pick it up. At level 1 you can only get a 10% chameleon effect. 5-8 gives you 15% and being level 9 will give you 20%. It goes up to 30% but I don’t remember the levels required for those stones. If you do the money glitch with Dorian, make sure to invest as much gold as you can when bribing him. This increases the gold you can in turn take from him which will greatly reduce the time it takes to farm gold. Getting 320 gold per press is much better than 33. You can’t do the Dorian exploit on him if you have 100% chameleon active. Casting Lover’s Kiss on him while completely invisible will cause him to enter a fleeing state and you won’t be able to access his inventory.
to be fair, you could originally do the infinite money glitch on dorian by just killing him after bribery, but that was patched out, they just didn't patch out doing it via pickpocket
Let's not forget that the "Flash Bolt" actually shot out a fire ball. A fairly big oversight that gets drowned out by everything else that is going on in the game.
I always got that ring glitch by accident and I never knew what caused it. It was only ever with the one ring, though, from Shivering Isles. The one for the quest that gives waterwalking and I think waterbreathing. Super useful ring. I would just equip it and eventually it would be unequipped after playing for a long time and I could just equip something else.
Watched this for the second time, with my brother now. We both laughed hard, I cried a little and nearly rofl’d. You know you’ve done some lovely good humour when you cause a little bit of pain from such laughter. Brilliant
Captain: Soldier I didn’t see you at the camouflage training.
Soldier: thanks sir
Steven Paul jobs thats funny i like that joke hahahahahahahha
Seymore Clevage, the clown who just wanted to see more cleavage...
@@KenhelExcallius führer means leader not dictator
Ik
Ruby Gamer King *Führer
If Uriel Septim was seeing Seymour in his dreams I think death is a mercy.
@@thespiffingbrit Actually wait, I've heard people say the Afterlife in Elder Scrolls is called the Dreamsleeve for a reason, so uh maybe it's not such a sweet release.
You assume he sees him at all.
He kinda looks like constipated Louis de Funès.
One of the Daedra lords must have been trying to break him through his dreams.
i usually see monica belluci..
How to break essential characters (unkillable npcs)
1) Get a mage hood or other item of 0 weight clothing.
2) Enchant it with constant effect damage health on self.
3) Sneak up on unkilable npc and attempt pickpocket. If you don't get caught take nothing, but take your enchanted hood and place it into their inventory.
4) Wait until the next day, their AI should evaluate whet they put on when they wake up in the morning, since the mage hood is enchanted and most npcs do not have anything on their head they will go "OOH, this is a nice hat!" and put it on!
5) Watch as npc now has Nacolepsy as the hood's health drain keeps knocking them out and rag dolling them every few seconds!
I love you, I need to try this.
I want to know who thought of this first haha
You are a glorious asshole!
I forget where I heard it from originally. Just be careful as some essential characters become killable when you start a certain quest involving them, and unless the quest is to kill them if they're still wearing the cursed hood you'll auto fail.
Works better with Damage Stamina. They don't even take damage, which can be a good idea to completely incapacitate an essential character.
You know, despite the fact that Uriel Septim dies so quick, Patrick Stewart once suggested that he's never been given more material to work from for a voice acting gig, and he absolutely loved it. It was something like 90 pages of back story and character profiling.
Patrick Stewart is amazing. You could give him an unfinished book series to read and he would capture the unwritten 5 books so well the author would use Stewart as the character template to write them.
In my opinion Uriel Septim the seventh is the best in oblivion
Spiff: Spends 5 minutes on character creation
Also Spiff: Plays the entirety of the game invisible.
Most people I know would have spent 40 minutes on character creation and played every side quest before going through the main story, all of that in first person ._.
When you look like us, invisibility is an improvement!
@Maintenance Renegade Not true! Seymore Clevarge is a truely handsome adonis!
You forgot he said Yeet of all things XD
@Maintenance Renegade Sometimes I wonder. Have the designers at Bethesda ever seen a real human being? Because this is more like an evolution of the original Populous "raise/lower" land spell, just with many sliders.
How to break Oblivion:
1) Start up game
2) It's broken
No just touch the console/PC and it breaks
Spiffing Brit: steals 15 coins from Doran
Doran: what did it cost
Spiffing Brit: everything
Matthew Stratman BROTHER!
@Matthew Stratman Thank you for your constructive criticism! I'll be sure to incorporate your advice if I ever decide to tailor my humor for over-analytical types in the future! :)
@Matthew Stratman My apologies, thank you for showing me the most excellent way, sensei.
I remember playing this and my friend uttering the greatest words to ever come out of his mouth "How are you playing as a horse?".
Tell me your secrets, o horsen one
@@vornamenachname2727 Neigh
@@PsionicMonk All you neigh-sayers ... :(
How?
So i'm guessing you where khajiit?
I think I finally understand why Spiffing just can't help himself to create a massive amount of wealth in every game.
It's the influence of the queen commanding him to exploit the economy of every new piece of land he discovers.
Hey! Leave Johnny Weir out of this.
for bethsada glitches are not glitches but a game feature and mechanic
Honestly there comes a point where you just don't know wich it is
no you don't understand: it's not a bug, it's a feature
bugs and glitches become features and mechanics when the developer is too mediocre and lazy to fix them.
Unless you are Blizzard and you made SC1 which becomes a cultural fenomenon lasting decades, in which case, bugs are features
It almost reminds me of the way developers used to intentionally put cheat codes in games that sometimes unlocked ways to break the game, such as invincibility, infinite ammo, lvl select or infinite stealth. Glitches like these are like an unintentional version of a cheat code, they were never meant to exist unlike cheat codes but they sometimes function in a similar way.
I do wanna clarify though that Bethesda really should get better at weeding out there many glitches they can and have been game breaking in many ways, and the studio should really know better. But minor glitches like this are kinda fun, and I did use this exact exploit myself to have dome gun on a new save file after finishing the game properly.
I did a 100% chameleon character. His Gloves were named the "Gauntlets of Guiltless Groping"
Lol ok then
That is too fucking good 😂😂
Gods I wish I could like that twice, once for the alliteration and again for the hilarious mental image it conjures up.
@@seannoel8615 I'll like it for you. I like the alliteration as well :)
You did nothing wrong.
"Are you sure you want to be a Nord?"
*Looks at character.*
Is that really the question you should be asking here game?
I spit my mezzo Mix. All i got to say 😂
kind of ironic calling him Seymore. See More
The question is: Why so Serious?
"Of course!"
*Game shows a mirror*
"Abortion please"
I remember watching my mom play this game back when I was a kid, and she did the full chameleon build. It was neat seeing her go around, able to walk right up to any enemy and not have them do anything.
Your mom is the coolest mom ever
@@anakinGTI Meanwhile, everyone's dad ever played this game and was seen as a bum.
@@doma7956 naw..not anymore my dude. I am 43 and play games with my kids all the time. It's a genuine way to spend time with people now.
Though I guess...this isn't a multiplayer game
@@doma7956 they're chads in my book
In my case it was my older brother back in the day i was innocent ans just amazed because i could play an argonian instead of a human lmao. I vividly remember picking this race juste because i could breath under water...
editing time: 7 mintues editing character.
reality time: 7 hours editing character.
Even better than getting 100% Chameleon in Oblivion is getting 100%+ damage deflection. So you just rush up to critters and let them melee themselves to death on you. Hard to get all the stuff but totally OP. 🤔
Even better than that is 100% Damage Reflection and 100% Magic Absorption. You can only hurt by Arrows and fall damage.
@@xdragoonzero0 True, but THAT takes a hell of a lot of time, effort & luck! 🍀
Help I'm trapped in the internet
Except when you have the power of console commands.
@@brotherjauffre4923your not trapped if your into to it.. welcome to the matrix
100% damage reflect is also funny when everyone kills themselves trying to kill you.
Ya i did a run with 140% chameleon but kept getting wrecked by clanfears since they had reflect.
You gotta be careful though. I perma-enchanted 90% reflect damage on my character when I was playing on xbox years ago and then tried to do the daedric quest for molag bal where you let the old guardsman kill you. It took me literally 3 hours of letting him hit me one time and then dodging his attacks while I desperately tried to hit him with my minor heal other spell 4 times. I used the suicide ring you get at the end of the blackwater company quest line to knock my health down to a sliver otherwise I wouldn't have been able to do the stupid quest. Ah memories. 1100 hours on xbox and probably another 200 on PC playing that game. Never even bothered with mods.
@@Raynedog00 you should bother with mods now if you want to breath new life into oblivion
Wyr is wwwwwwwwwwaaawww g
I had an amulet of reflect at like 25% and an other gear absorbing damage as much, standing in front of enemy and wait was fun.
I loved Oblivion and the custom spell crafting. My greatest achievement was “Water Horse” which was Water Walking on Touch for 1 minute.
The Imperial Legion hated me when I was ransacking the Imperial City. 🤣 I’d steal everything I could and then run for the Waterfront District. I’d then ride my horse at full speed across Lake Romar and the legionaries could only shout and swim very slowly.
magic in Oblivion and Morrowind is leagues above Skyrim's imo, to the point its kind of depressing.
The lack of custom spellmaking plays a big part. Skyrim's magic is not as free and maleable, which limits what you can do with magic.
@@codysellers4151 it’s because spell creation was far too broken and they didn’t want people breaking Skyrim as easily… still though, I hope they bring it back for ES6
@@codysellers4151 And the same goes for Arena and Daggerfall, that's here from the start but they throw that, sadly. (and Morrowind and Oblivion allow you to make only spell you had, that's not the case on Arena and Daggerfall when you can make a lot of shit, especially with the scale level systeme to spell in Arena, that's really broken)
Oblivion is truly a sandbox experience
While skyrim is just a mid-evil fantasy exploration game with no cool mechanics apart from the mod compatibility
Jaden_korr when attempting to flee the city: **perpetual doppler effect of "Stop right there criminal scum"**
Well, Seymore's an odd fellow, but I must say - he steams a good ham!
Arved Bohn
He flashes a good bolt
Seymour paralyzing people and stealing their money like Cardi B seems oddly fitting for someone with that- twisted, manic, grin XD
XD
"Show on this straw doll where he touched you."
I'm going to rename the lover to Cardi B now
In Bethesda games, broken glitches are a feature, not a bug.
Goes well with a Ceylon cold brewed tea, though.
so what do you call Fallout 76?
@@Swordkiller55623 broken game..
These kind of excuses lead to things like Fallout 76
no fallout 76 isn't glitched it is full on broken. Bugs that still allow you to play the game are fine but bugs that stop all game play is fallout 76
It just works
I love how Seymore went from being a normal old dude to a caricature of Winston Churchill to a caricature of the joker played by Jack nicholson really quick.
It goes to show how consistent his content is that I thought this was a new video until I saw Seymour and realized this video is 3 years old.
Ikr
I am also here
Yeah lol his videos are exactly the same, just better
I know! I just came here from the new one
I’m late to this reply but fr this dudes consistent
Dorian went completely paralyzed from kiss of 89 year old hideous Nord.
It was so gross he was paralyzed
"Local Nord steals gold from man with a k e s s"
No, Clevarge's chin stabbed the man and paralyzed him.
h-hideous? Seymour is absolutely...captivating
he was lovestruck, not disgusted
“Look at him, he’s just so happy. He’s in a little jail cell so he doesn’t really know what to do. But he is happy.”
I don't get why comments like this where they just quote what the UA-camr says get so many likes
Sisyphus' Jail Cell
Dogs be like
This made me laugh so hard. To this day Oblivion is my most played game of all time. I have such fond memories of trying to help contribute to the UESP Wiki and discovering all of the different ways you can break the game was so much fun.
>100% Camelion
>not calling them 100% Chamomile
Do you even drink tea?
Unsubscribed
He only drinks tea
He only eats solidified tea
What
Chamomile tea isnt real tea, it's a punishment to your taste buds.
Kill the heretic camomile drinker
He's definitely gonna use a duping glitch now the question is which one
So this is the 'Invisible Hand of the Free Market' I've heard so much about.
yes welckme to invisible hand guild
came here for this comment
Marx verifies
This is the third time i've rewatched this video and i actually feel stupid that i never got the joke about his name before...see more clevage......well played spiff, well played
same
Just for the record, I was Septimus Prime, Sir Killalot in another game, and Flekrad in yet another.
Let there be a Silly Charnames thread!
Amateur.
Spiff: "I CAN MAKE A MONSTER!"
Me: "Just another oblivion playthrough then i suppose?"
IKR?! xD
Dark souls vibes
Meanwhile I'm over here trying my damndest to make a relatively normal looking character. I managed to get a Dark Elf to actually look like a normal person, which was nice. I was trying to copy my Inquisition character.
I personally use OCOv2 turn those beasts into beauties
Spends ages creating the perfect character and then makes him completepy invisible. Very nice
I'm going to dump tea in a harbour now
@@animusharmony9092 Nooooooooooooo
FUCK THE ENGLISH I ALREADY DUMPED IT
@@animusharmony9092 YEAH DUMP THAT TEA
Seymour being an accountant is some convincing lore for this character
My first time playing Oblivion I made a magic focused character whom I leveled in such a way he was useless in combat, one shot on him was most of his health one shot from him was laughable. Then I discovered the spell crafting station and Chameleon, he spent the rest of the game invisible and always had an extra touch based chameleon spell for escort quests.
100% Chameleon was an exploit I found naturally, was so proud of myself, the game was literally a walk through at that point :P
I found it naturally when playing too, along with using the duplication glitch. I had a suit of armour with 100% chameleon and then another one with 110% reflect damage and 100% resist/reflect magic
Yeah I did this. I got to level 20 and the sigil stones are max after that. 5 x 20% chameleon. Smashed the thieves guild and dark brotherhood and had to change. Way too OP
Same
Exactly,got it as my first sigil stone and naturally after that I tested it to see of I reloaded the save if the stone would change and it did. So 4 oblivion gates later I had 100 percent chameleon no problem.
It is why Chameleon was removed in Skyrim
Oblivion has the most life-devouring character creator of all. The abominations possible are endless...
It is actually difficult to make a good looking character,
Is there a reddit for the horrifying characters created in oblivion if not someone should make it a reality
I made a Tomato once. He was a bright red Breton with hair as green as summer leaves. Good times 😅
@@jaden_korr4122 so you made Tomato Gaming
Noice
@@darksaiyan7865 saw a picture of a fish dunmer someone made.
Seymore out here looking like a Payday 2 mask.
Omfg 🤣
👌🏻
@@mayahinnefeld8564 😂😂😂😂😂
Zrimith Maniac I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING
Damn it you beat me to it
I remember creating a 100% chameleon spell and trying to figure out why people could see me when I wasn't crouched. Mostly I used -100% resistance spells and direct damage spells. That killed almost every enemy in the game in 2 spells.
Did I click on a Monster Factory video by mistake? Ah, Oblivion, you beautiful masterpiece of a game, may you forever grace the halls of my computer's hard drive.
You can get a sigil stone that reflects damage and if you get full 100% you take 0 damage and reflect everything
Sigil stones are broken.
Mabra Sigil stones aren’t broken, the game mechanics are. You don’t need sigil stones to do this, you can just use the normal enchantment system.
Not to mention that you can totally and legitimately train pickpocket to about level 80, and then any time you buy anything in the game, steal your money back. Including paying for training. Including training for, say, pickpocketing.
@@GodDangOl it's kind of difficult to get reflect damage as an enchantment. I think you have to pick a certain star sign.
@@GodDangOl Sigil stones are game mechanics. ergo, sigil stones = broken.
Oh god, I remember doing this in Oblivion. This is why they removed Chameleon from Skyrim
They also fixed it in Oblivion. Like 5% per enchantment now, so you can't have it permanent. Still you can cast 100% for 15 sec and do shit uncaught =D But yeah, as if Paralyze wasn't imba enough. Illusion is OP in Oblivion. And to compensate it they made Illusion a fart in Skyrim.
@@RedGallardo there are sigil stones which give like 25-30% chameleon + etuscheon of chorrol gives like 30% and ring of khajiti is 30%ish as well
I don't get that honestly the only fun in aagic character is finding these kinds of things otherwhise your just an Archer with extra steps
That's why they also added the restoration loop to Skyrim. :)
My favorite weapon in the game.
Ebony Bow (beautiful)
100% weakness to magika for 3 seconds
100% weakness to fire for 1 second
3 points of fire damage for 1 second
Soul trap for 3 seconds
On the hardest difficulty possible at maximum level, the only creature to survive more than 2 shots is the Ogre in that mountain pass for the one quest.
100% weakness to magika turns 100% weakness to fire into 10,000% weakness to fire
10,000% weakness to fire turn 3 damage into 30,000 damage
Sorry to burst your bubble but 3x10000% is only 300. Still a ton though
Well, no.
First of all, you should learn some math. +100% is effectively x2 so the final modifier would be x2x2=x4 giving only 12 damage.
Second of all, the whole system does not work. It worked in Morrowind but in Oblivion weaknesses do not apply to the damage of the same spell or enchanting.
At the end you get 3 damage with the first shot, then fire weakness runs off cuz it's too short and you get 6 damage on the second shot due to magic weakness.
@@kostyavorobyov965 assume..
@@kostyavorobyov965 I mean, it sounds like what they did worked
Their math is bad, but clearly it still functioned
I had one build with 95% reflect damage and 90% reflect magic. Just walk up to enemies and let them kill themselves.
Potential Pacifist playthrough
@@marundiir4241 True Pacifism: "Stop hitting yourself...stop hitting yourself...stop hitting yourself."
He when from red foreman to the old dude from courage the cowardly dog
@@joequade3439 red forman is from that 70s show the guy you are thinking of is eustace bagge
Reflect damage build is probably my favourite in the game, it's incredibly powerful but not broken like 100% chameleon lmao
>steals 1 million gold
>only has to pay 750 in return
>keeps the rest of the stolen gold
Oh, I see Seymour must be an American CEO.
Head of "Bethesda" actually. ;-)
or a Murican cough cough President...
Actually I think it's the guards who are American.
s t o n k s
Firock Finion lmao
The most powerful exploit in oblivion is to access the spell maker.
Create a spell that does dps instead of just damage.
Make the spell's damage last for only 0.1 seconds, makes it insanely cheap.
Make it max damage. I'd say about 4000.
You now have a death ray for low mana and low money.
How do you get to the spellmaker without doing all th apprentice quests? SOME of which are admittedly quite fun.
@@reesetorwad8346 u don't
What the fuck are you talking about? You can't do that using the vanilla spellmaking system. You can spell stack with weakness spells, but that's it.
I genuinely think "It's a Bethesda game" is a better representation of this games stability than "this game is about as stable as a game of Jenga during an earthquake"
Just saying Bethesda three times causes the laws of the universe to invert and the sun to implode. Then the solar system crashes and reloads to the last save.
@@Pisolithus "sorry, boss, but the last reload had my only pair of shoes clipping into the ground. couldn't pull them out without taking damage, so I'm calling out until you say Bethesda 3 times through the megaphone to force another reload. maybe that'd fix them."
@@mischiefcal "boss, sorry I can't come to work, infact i cant go home either, someguy touched a cart at such a spot that he died and now the cart is clipping into my car, luckily the space update was never made as im somehere orbiting mars now, imma go find out if any other planets are habitable."
@@molassesman4066 “sorry boss I can’t come in today, when I was locking my front door I got stuck in the menu, so I reloaded my save and the door was missing. I’m at Home Depot getting a new door, but all the checkout NPC’s are stuck in a dialogue loop with each other and I’m not able to activate them”
Picks a fantasy-scandinavian.
Sees a bunch of fantasy-Italians.
Wonders why he seems tall.
It's because he is Dutch LOL!!!
Hi
Italian descendant here
193 cm (like 6'4 in imperial system)
ITALIAN STRONK
@@akai4942Big difference between Calabria and Milan I'm told
@@akai4942 HOLY VANCULLO
Yeah nords and high elves are the tallest races
Love this glitch! A couple tips though. The sigil stone levels to your character (ie. Level 4-8 chameleon is only 15%, 9-12 is 20%). Also, the Dorian glitch doesn't work if you're 100% invisible (after 5 trial and error sessions!)...just strip naked before the 'lovers kiss' or poisoning him👍
Gotta love that oblivion levelling system lmao 😆🙄
13:43 gold glitch 17:45 dupe glitch start find calendial the dupe glitch begins 18:58 20:15 how to get sigils stone 22:05 when paintbrushes fly
thanks
One of the greatest exploits is changing the temporary "bound" items into permanent items.
They're all the equivalent of Daedric items, but have zero weigh.
Better yet, the armor counts as light armor (Daedric Armor is the best level of heavy armor).
I know this was 5 months ago, but just in case someone is reading this, to do the glitch, all you need to do is:
1: Cast any bound spell (weapon, or armor)
2: get it broken enough that you are able to repair it with a repair hammer
3: repair it
4: repairing it will trick the game into thinking you can drop it, so after repairing the armor/weapon, just drop it
5: after dropping it, wait until the timer for the spell to wear off
6: pick it up after the timer goes away and you will have permanent bound items
Thank you, super-POG
@@hqlw1346 Hint: use the amulet of disintegration if you have it ;D
Only the chest and pants count as heavy armor, all the rest is light
Idk why, but that always kinda bugs me
Omg
Invisibility + frenzy spell + any walled city with a lot of people
Free loot
Just paralyze Dorian and infinitely collect money
@@readmarx420 Where's the fun in that?
@@DudeTheMighty purely utility. I paralyzed him, got an ass of money, and I didnt have an autoclicker because I was on 360. Just quested and did whatever I wanted from then on. Only ever spent money on spells. Made it my mission to gather all of them.
I'll let you in on a little secret:
The slider in character creation can be set *inbetween* the two extremes.
Murad Beybalaev IT CAN WHAT?!?!?
i dont know what this strange foreign word inbetween means would you enlighten me lol
Boooooorinngggggg
Preposterous...
LIIEEEEEES!! When will the LIEES end?
100% Chameleon Spiff... invisibility is a different spell entirely
Oblivion noob here, what's the difference?
@@D0NU75 To copy another UA-cam Comment: "100% Chameleon is better than 100% Invisibility.
You can cast, attack, and interact without breaking the effect."
Brynjolf: "Never done an honest day's work in your life for all that coin you're carrying, eh lad?"
Seymore: "Nope!!"
Me, having honestly earned every single penny: "I'm sorry what? Are you calling me a thief?! Well I'd be insulted, but since you honestly think I'd be good at it..."
It's easy to talk shit about this game but honestly it's one of my favorites
It had more substance and interesting quests than skyrim aswell
It has a charm to it, I remember how ambitious this game was
Facts .best one and my fav
GO VAMPIRE WITH OVER 100% FIRE RESIST. THE SUN WILL HEAL YOU! XD I LOVE OBLIVION
I didnt know that exploit. Personally i always used the over 100 percent chamelian.
Plant mode ACTIVATE!
Got a few hundred hours in that game and I didn't know this, why?
@ Glad to show you something new :D
@@AmierAzzeal I gotta say, Enchament itself is the biggest exploit lmao I love invisibility exploit as well. Oblivion is incredibly fun to break and fool around with.
Truly makes me feel like a real veteran to have done the 120% invisibility and various infinite gold glitches a whole decade ago already.
And yet im still finding new shit 2000+ hours into the game lol
Coolest one ive found is a hidden quest in the skingrad house
Seymour Clevarge: **Goes to sleep**
Dark Brotherhood: Hello there
Seymour: HOW THE F**K DID YOU FIND ME?
Lucien Lachance: You sleep rather soundly f-
Lucien Lachance: ??
Seymour Clevarge: *laughs in hidden*
No it's oh hello there
@@andrewsparrow3941proceeded with "General Kenobi!"
I put at least 700 hours in oblivion. My favorite thing was maxing my acrobatics, wearing the heels of spring heel jack , standing on a certain stone circular pillar in the main city and boosting my acrobatics with magic and then jumping over the castle walls to walk around on a bunch of nothing.
You can do the same without skills or items from Anvil.
@@zybch oh really? I never knew that.
drop paintbrushes and they stay in the air. jump in it and droo more. free bridges.
@@sadmeat8937 See, I always tried that but I was never good at doing that. I always fell off all the time.
@Morphic c One can only hope.
Spiff is incredibly merciful, he kills his enemies without subjecting them to Seymour's face
eyes: allow us to see
spiff: GET RID OF THEM
6:00 Y O U W I L L N E V E R E S C A P E S E Y M O R E C L E V A R G E
Provost Willem would be most displeased
I did this exact thing, albeit in a much more legitimate manner (ie opened up the mages guild and manually enchanted the stuff myself with black soul gems). With the sneak bonus I literally could one-shot everything in the game. The only issue I had was the final quest, because you're supposed to escort Martin through hordes of dremora and nobody can see you so the baddies beeline for martin and martin just blows right past you to fight them so he kept jumping in front of my strikes and I'd kill him instantly by accident and if I tried to get ahead the baddies would spawn behind me and kill him. I literally had to spam the hell out of the autosave key and reload every 3 inches of progress.
major *OOF*
Make a touch spell of drain life.
Put all the stats to zero, except damage.
You now have a spell that yeets up to 100hp and costs 3 mana to cast.
Its 40 mana but its still a banger spell
A very short invisibility spell is really broken! You can live that Khajit way of life (stealing everything), and if someone can catch you, just cast the spell!
Called that spell “the heart attack” super good. I don’t even use it anymore because it makes the early game a little too easy.
"Paintbrushes are unique little critters." -TheSpiffing Brit
Ahh, I remember finally getting 100% chameleon on my armour set....
Shit was glorious.
You don't go completely invisible until about 130% chameleon.
Needless to say, shit gets real easy after that.
I did the chameleon 100% legit. Was rough getting there but had fun once I did it.
@@metalcorpse6427 I know it was a utter thing of beauty - and the fun continues when you rile up all those pesky bandits against each ohter heal them respectively until their weapons break was soo damn funny
Yeah I remember I just some glass armor snd s few other pieces until I was pretty much invisible lol.
Yea real og know chameleon is better than invisibility
Dude looks like Seigmeyer of Catarina without needing any armor.
Mass duplicating the Sigil Stones in my first Oblivion playthough...
For those who don't know, the Sigil Stones have a weird "hum" to them, not very loud or noticeable...
Until you duplicate roughly 50 of them.
At this point your speakers reach critical threshold, and all you can hear is the Sigil Stone sound effect...
VERY, very, loudly; until you scram to pick them up.
*He looks like GARGAMEL from the Smurfs!*
This is almost like a Dark Souls character creation, except with Dark Souls, you can become the most ugly character ever by going Hollow
@@xenon7232 Hollow?
@@ABAlphaBeta Hollow
@@D0NU75 hollow
Oh shit😂
Disappoints me that Spiff pointed out paint brushes but didn't use them to skip to the final quest
how do you skip to the final quest?
@@richardl1708 you use paintbrushes to reach the top of the Temple of Akatosh and fall through the roof. There's a hidden door inside that takes you to the worldspace used for the fight against Mehrunes Dagon and killing just any random daedra hanging around causes the final quest to fire. After that you just wait and let the scene play out
Damn thats cool
@@Sigilstone17 This glitch don't work, and daedra die but respawn.
Oblivion is actually my favourite in the franchise, wish I had found out about you sooner.
am i the only one who feels like this video came out years ago and has memories of it from like 2013 when it only came out like 9 months ago
"More clothes are needed Sire."
This is Oblivion, not Stronghold Crusader
Who are YOU to challenge ME and my right to not wear clothes?
Not enough -slaves- *voluntary* workers available to make your clothing.
@@Gormathius *laughs in Snake
I got that reference
@@Gormathius Ragnarok? :p
Arx Fatalis is perfectly balanced game
bonus point for no magic
I dare you
22:45 it's like Deus Ex LAMs climbing (another game worth exploiting)
wait, you can climb LAMs ?
Mr.Halogames mll
Plllplplllpl
@@goliver9991 yes, you put them on the wall in skew line, pick old ones and jump from one to another, you can get anywhere in the game.
IlliterateChild (rip) used that method a lot and he pretty much recorded all glitches and bugs in this game, sadly all text were gone with YT annotation shut down...
My favourite memories of oblivion were standing upon a hill and duplicating thousands of potions and watching them roll down the hill like a river hahahhaa
I remember the day I crafted Chameleon 20% onto enough pieces of armor.
I only wish I could have done that again in Skyrim.
Sucks they removed chameleon :\
They really Dumbed everything down.
Omni Wolf what do you mean they removed it? Are talking about Skyrim or Oblivion? Bc chameleon is still in oblivion
@@j4yden065 It's not in Skyrim, they only kept the shitty invisibility which deactivates as soon as you kill someone or a open a door/take an item
@@j4yden065 Chameleon is not present in Skyrim.
"we can dodge all of the spells using incredible acrobatics"
Gets hit by flash bolt.
With the long chin, Seymore was the spitting image of Eustice from Courage the Cowardly Dog
It's fantastic that Seymore's catalyst for setting off on an adventure was learning to say "yeet". 🤭
Please play one of the S.T.A.L.K.E.R. games, or the COC Mod which combines every game into one
@Ratling Ventura
You mean Vodka drinkers :))
STALKER: ANOMALY
@@trpstrincllc4866
Let's keep it simple for now :)
Anomaly is like coc but better and stable.
@@trpstrincllc4866
It's more realistic but gets boring quickly... and it's not very stable
I remember discovering the ability to enchant all my armor with chameleon on my first playthrough when I was around 13... You could legit get halfway through the game without exploits and do it. anything over 85% chameleon pretty much guarantees infinite stealth attacks
I felt guilty so I had to play through it again without chameleon
Although I drink the abominable nectar of the bean, I salute the great tea Lord. The content is testament to the effects of prolonged exposure to tea. I am intrigued. Tea based excellence is very appealing.
I am so fond of this game and I am so tempted to power up my Xbox 360 to play it but I'm so ashamed I didn't know I had been playing it wrong this whole time until I came across this channel. 😭
it's official, Seymore Clevarge is a vampire. I had a feeling when spiff was building him, but the invisibility confirms.
You say that, but oblivion has actual vampirism as a mechanic
@@rustyshovel7179 pretty much every elder scrolls has vampire mechanics dont know about arena tho but daggerfall has it morrowind has it skyrim has it etc
Well Seymour, I made it, despite your directions
Egads! My jailbreak is ruined. But what if I were to take up your mission and disguise it as my own destiny? Delightfully daedric, Seymour!
this line... glorious! xD
Good Akatosh, what is happening in there?!
- ... Aurora Borealis?
Aurora Borealis?! At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the province, localized entirely within Kvatch?!
- ... Yes! :D
@@Aenygma_ ..May I see it?
@@BM-yy8db No.
"Everything Stops for Tea"
'Professor Elemental'
You're welcome
Ah Oblivion. The reason I jump everywhere I go in Skyrim, because it actually used to do something...
"Are you sure you want to be a nord"
Skyrim belongs to the nords!
wait a second, you sir have found yourself in the wrong game! this is oblivion, not skyrim!
@@clappingslapper6349 need i repeat myself!
In truth - Skyrim belongs to the nerds ...
@@whynottalklikeapirat and the nerds will keep it
@@logoc8250 I know. Nerds are fierce and passionate.
Your method of fighting is inefficient. 100% damage reflection is a thing. That way you dont have to go through the trouble of attacking things.
Lol did you not read the title?
@@everythingpony Did you not hear that joke going over your head?
@@TheFuriousBean damn
Every time I create a new character in Oblivion, I have to make their head in the shape of a crescent moon.
A couple of caveats regarding the chameleon sigil stones that aren’t mentioned in this video:
Your level determines the quality of the sigil stone when you pick it up. At level 1 you can only get a 10% chameleon effect. 5-8 gives you 15% and being level 9 will give you 20%. It goes up to 30% but I don’t remember the levels required for those stones.
If you do the money glitch with Dorian, make sure to invest as much gold as you can when bribing him. This increases the gold you can in turn take from him which will greatly reduce the time it takes to farm gold. Getting 320 gold per press is much better than 33.
You can’t do the Dorian exploit on him if you have 100% chameleon active. Casting Lover’s Kiss on him while completely invisible will cause him to enter a fleeing state and you won’t be able to access his inventory.
After witnessing your character, I can whole heartedly say that I would like to *see less* of him.
to be fair, you could originally do the infinite money glitch on dorian by just killing him after bribery, but that was patched out, they just didn't patch out doing it via pickpocket
The names you give your characters make me burst into laughter😂
Let's not forget that the "Flash Bolt" actually shot out a fire ball. A fairly big oversight that gets drowned out by everything else that is going on in the game.
Oblivion was the first game I played on my first PS3 and I lived in Cyrodiil for months
Same. I was detoxing from WoW on Cyrodiil back in the day.
@@lightyagami351 Oblivion was my gateway drug into RPGs and eventually WoW... BfA cured that addiction. So now I get my fix from FFXIV
@@matthewh8005 I had to detox from WotLK. Right when RDF debuted too.
Well I can tell call me Kevin looked at this video before making his horrific character
Infinite gold, scrolls , and much more
My favorite was the ring glitch to get unlimited rings equip
I always got that ring glitch by accident and I never knew what caused it. It was only ever with the one ring, though, from Shivering Isles. The one for the quest that gives waterwalking and I think waterbreathing. Super useful ring. I would just equip it and eventually it would be unequipped after playing for a long time and I could just equip something else.
Watched this for the second time, with my brother now. We both laughed hard, I cried a little and nearly rofl’d. You know you’ve done some lovely good humour when you cause a little bit of pain from such laughter. Brilliant
10:50 - Tod Howard: "All of this, just... *works."*
Dorian: *Gets kissed by the handsome Seymour Clevage* "I'm a trust fund, baby, you can trust me."
This man did not throw away his shot.
Is that... a Hamilton reference???
I'm crying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@nerdykiwi981 very much so lol
thank you for the nightmares, I can't close my eyes without seeing Seymore Clevarge
I see the most excellent attempt to bring attention to an old video. I see you Spiff!
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