ELDER SCROLLS OBLIVION IS A PERFECTLY BALANCED GAME WITH NO EXPLOITS - Excluding Unlimited Stats

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  • Hello There Ladies And Gentlemen. Today we are playing a classical RPG Adventure game called The Elder Scrolls IV Oblivion, The Follow up to the amazing RPG game Morrowind. Many would say that this is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits however today I will be using an exploit to glitch out the chameleon stat in the game as well as infinite gold exploits. Oh and a healthy dashing of item duplication and flying! So sit back relax and enjoy this funny montage!
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 7 тис.

  • @Aine_Evergreen
    @Aine_Evergreen 5 років тому +5909

    When the Emperor says “You are the one from my dreams.” I like to imagine that in the case of Elon Husk, you’re his Sleep Paralysis Demon.

    • @therealdannymullen
      @therealdannymullen 5 років тому +58

      Bahahaha. Great comment

    • @scarredchild
      @scarredchild 5 років тому +61

      Oh, goodness no! 😂 As someone who experiences this phenomenon quite often, I will have double horrors to contend with during such moments.😪😲😨 I hope you're happy.🤨😜

    • @Aine_Evergreen
      @Aine_Evergreen 4 роки тому +71

      scarred child My sincerest apologies, hopefully you can enchant yourself some pajamas of chameleon, so at least he won’t be able to see you. 😅

    • @spazkingdom5637
      @spazkingdom5637 4 роки тому +27

      You’ve had me rolling in laughter just now, fucking legend

    • @fkndonnie6476
      @fkndonnie6476 4 роки тому +7

      scarred child if you haven’t already, get checked out for Narcolepsy and cataplexy. Neurologist/ Sleep Doctor should be able to get it figured out.

  • @michaeledmunds7266
    @michaeledmunds7266 4 роки тому +1824

    "as long as you're not a wanted criminal you can join"
    Perfect! He's an unwanted criminal

    • @gadegard8975
      @gadegard8975 4 роки тому +3

      At the moment

    • @Sheovion
      @Sheovion 4 роки тому +3

      @Drew Taylor wait, you can escape?

    • @laurynrose6543
      @laurynrose6543 4 роки тому +1

      *sad violin noises*

    • @spindash64
      @spindash64 3 роки тому +3

      That’s totally an album cover name

    • @Weed69420
      @Weed69420 3 роки тому +2

      999 likes >> 1k likes

  • @ragedgrunt
    @ragedgrunt 4 роки тому +3707

    "Back when Bethesda made games other than just fronts for micro-transactions."
    *Horse armor flashbacks

    • @dielaberbrudergaming6288
      @dielaberbrudergaming6288 4 роки тому +78

      which he has installed btw :D

    • @caseyzero
      @caseyzero 4 роки тому +224

      That's just regular transactions, though.
      "Buy this useless shit!"
      *player buys that useless shit*
      *player has all of that useless shit forever*

    • @toneberryking4438
      @toneberryking4438 4 роки тому +27

      And there was a problem with the horse armor....

    • @spartanmac911
      @spartanmac911 4 роки тому +13

      Am I a fucking joke to you? ~Todd Howard

    • @derpydoggo8880
      @derpydoggo8880 4 роки тому +16

      MacK Baker Yes. ~Literally Everybody

  • @EvelynnWinters2000
    @EvelynnWinters2000 Рік тому +419

    I have a correction, there is fishing in Oblivion
    There is underwater combat (unlike skyrim), and there are slaughterfish, therefore, you can fish by going in the water, and hitting a slaughterfish with a battleaxe

    • @Trigger0x10c
      @Trigger0x10c Рік тому +30

      Sega Bass Pro Fishing™: Battleaxe™ expansion pack

    • @Kenar.E
      @Kenar.E Рік тому +18

      Still don't understand why in Skyrim there is no underwater fighting.

    • @platypus96175
      @platypus96175 Рік тому

      @@Kenar.E try swinging a sword underwater

    • @Kenar.E
      @Kenar.E Рік тому +1

      @@platypus96175 that's why you don't swing, you thrust.

    • @khaz8460
      @khaz8460 Рік тому +19

      @@Kenar.E Bethesda got lazy. I'd also like to remind you that the battleaxes and warhammers in Skyrim use the same sneak attack animation with greatswords, meaning that there would be animation transition errors. They basically just couldn't be bothered to complete the combat and opted to rush the game instead.
      But what do you know, it ended up as game of the year anyways so my words are basically obsolete as far as opinions go

  • @alexdavidson7498
    @alexdavidson7498 3 роки тому +3723

    I think hitting rats with a katana is 50% of the Elder Scrolls experience.

    • @collinpyles8721
      @collinpyles8721 3 роки тому +70

      I'd strongly agree

    • @DrZedd169
      @DrZedd169 3 роки тому +225

      It's right up there with jumping out of the water while swimming

    • @Kattatonik7_yt
      @Kattatonik7_yt 3 роки тому +83

      The other half is hitting undead things with various ranged fire.

    • @foofofdeath
      @foofofdeath 3 роки тому +23

      Then add custom spells for the full elder scrolls experience

    • @patrickcovey4796
      @patrickcovey4796 3 роки тому +35

      Also 20% the Foot Clan experience.

  • @SahnigReingeloetet
    @SahnigReingeloetet 4 роки тому +1571

    „How do I make lots of coin, fast?“
    „The secret ingredient is crime“

    • @dooter4941
      @dooter4941 4 роки тому +7

      Just dupe a million poisoned apples like i did

    • @publicalias8172
      @publicalias8172 4 роки тому +3

      @@dooter4941 nice! If im ever void of personality and want to ruin a good game I'll try that!

    • @TheIrishRushin
      @TheIrishRushin 4 роки тому +34

      I like being poor, low level and minimal equipment with the difficulty jacked up. Role playing as a weak mortal makes my fun level go up.

    • @tex8564
      @tex8564 4 роки тому +31

      @@TheIrishRushin who hurt you my guy?

    • @TheIrishRushin
      @TheIrishRushin 4 роки тому +7

      @@tex8564 Make some sense my guy?

  • @MrBigBranch
    @MrBigBranch 5 років тому +488

    Emperor: I have foreseen my death.
    Spiff: *saves his life
    Emperor: :O

    • @KainaX122
      @KainaX122 4 роки тому +37

      Game: "That. . . That's not supposed to happen. . . _What do we do?!?_ "

    • @lightningphoenix7155
      @lightningphoenix7155 4 роки тому +14

      @@KainaX122 I did that once. The game didn't like it very much. The Emperor died anyway.

  • @patnewbie2177
    @patnewbie2177 2 роки тому +90

    First time Oblivion players: "Is it possible to learn these powers?"
    TSB: "Not from an official walkthrough."

  • @Comakino
    @Comakino 4 роки тому +965

    "It was physically impossible for him to be seen"
    Fortunately

  • @jonathanbaker4361
    @jonathanbaker4361 3 роки тому +1643

    I remember playing oblivion. I used a single spell I made through most the game. Decrease Health by 100 on touch for 1 second. I called it Touch of Death because it pretty much killed everything but the higher level enemies.

    • @no_opinion1065
      @no_opinion1065 2 роки тому +95

      same, I just put soul trap with it

    • @libtarddestroyer3068
      @libtarddestroyer3068 2 роки тому +98

      "step of death" "kick of death"

    • @austa10
      @austa10 2 роки тому +14

      @@libtarddestroyer3068 love regular show

    • @nfinityfarm6242
      @nfinityfarm6242 2 роки тому +320

      My dad made a spell called Fart Lighter because it was fire damage 100 on touch and he would sneak up and touch their asses. So yeah he set their farts on fire and killed the whole of Cyrodil

    • @Desertpunk5178
      @Desertpunk5178 2 роки тому +26

      Soul trap with drain endurance helps 10 times

  • @TiredTransbian
    @TiredTransbian 4 роки тому +2365

    Fun fact about the scaling in oblivion! It's Broken! Just like everything else.
    The level scaling in oblivion gives enemies more health and better gear as the player increases in level, as you'd expect, BUT the player's damage (in normal non-bug exploiting play) does not and cannot keep up with enemy health scaling. This reaches a point where single bandits can take several minutes to kill, and by that point the player has such strong defences and so many potions that they are effectively immortal. So combat turns into drawn out slug fests where NOBODY is doing any real damage. Like two turtles beating eachother to death with damp noodles.
    fun.

    • @michaelsotomayor5106
      @michaelsotomayor5106 3 роки тому +141

      What's the ideal level to stay at, then?
      I'm at level 33 (I think), and I'm just now getting a full set of daedric armor and weapons (haven't ventured out into Oblivion yet, as I am avoiding the main quest currently). Until recently, fighting enemies was a real slog, as they tanked damage and dealt out truckloads of hurt. Now, it's starting to inverse, and once I can start enchanting my gear, I suspect I will start dropping enemies a lot faster. I look forward to being overpowered, so I'd rather not overlevel and ruin it.

    • @TheVacationist
      @TheVacationist 3 роки тому +159

      @@michaelsotomayor5106 I think the greatest damage output can be achieved with a fine iron dagger (for minimum weight) enchanted with 2-3 seconds of 100% weakness to magic, followed by a custom destruction spell with (from the bottom up - spell effects start from the bottom) 100% weakness to magic 2-3 secs, 1 sec paralysis, 100 drain health 2-3 secs, damage health 100 1 sec.
      These effects circumvent any elemental resistances too, with a fairly low spell cost. Then it's just 1 hit with dagger, followed by a casting or two of the "slayer palm" (name up to you). Anything goes down rather quickly. If you just wanna stab, you can enchant an amber weapon with 3*10 elemental damages + 1 sec soul trap. Pretty ok, but nothing compared to the above combo.

    • @pinkyuri5
      @pinkyuri5 3 роки тому +57

      counter: speed run the game.

    • @fenrisvermundr2516
      @fenrisvermundr2516 3 роки тому +153

      My Elven Sword of Autism one hits most enemies.
      It deals 15 Fire for 5 Secs and 10 Lightning for 5 Secs while simultaneously causing them to jump up in the air.

    • @TheVacationist
      @TheVacationist 3 роки тому +26

      @@fenrisvermundr2516 Wonder if that's a legal enchantment? But even so, let's see. That's eventually 125 elemental damage + the physical damage of the sword (my suggested sword would achieve 120 elemental damage in 4 cuts). Not great, not bad. My suggested dagger/destruction combo above, however, killed Jyggalag in 3 seconds (may have been less).

  • @anubis63000jd
    @anubis63000jd 2 роки тому +262

    Oblivion: "Freedom to craft spells!"
    Morrowind: "Hold my skooma."

    • @macheathers1861
      @macheathers1861 2 роки тому +41

      Gotta love the ability to create a jump 100 spell and launch the nerevarine into orbit. Elon would be proud.

    • @macheathers1861
      @macheathers1861 2 роки тому +15

      And the spells and potions stack so 100 is really not the limit.

    • @luisbenjamin8145
      @luisbenjamin8145 2 роки тому +12

      @@macheathers1861 the neravarine achieved CHIM and made it everyone's problem in Morrowind

    • @macheathers1861
      @macheathers1861 2 роки тому +9

      @@luisbenjamin8145 Nerevarine: "You've been JUMPED!"
      Dagoth Ur: "...what?"
      Nerevarine: "The joke WENT OVER YOUR HEAD!"

    • @B-A-L
      @B-A-L 2 роки тому +7

      Daggerfall: Oh how it feels to be forgotten :(

  • @Petronio39
    @Petronio39 3 роки тому +1500

    I remember my first time going through oblivion as a kid. No need for all this convoluted stuff, I just made a spell that gave me 100% armor which makes nothing able to kill you. Then, I added other effects, and started making spells that buffed my stats. It got to the point where I had spells that cost so much mana, that I needed other spells that buffed my intelligence, just to cast them. Then I had all these spells that stacked one on top of the other to give myself godlike stats, invulnerability, and the ability to nuke everything in a huge radius with every element type at once. Because I was a kid, I named them all after DBZ stuff, like the buffs were levels of super saiyan, the spells were spirit bombs, etc. Good memories.

    • @captainrocket9915
      @captainrocket9915 3 роки тому +107

      That just sounds like a fun time! Love it!

    • @protogenhorde8515
      @protogenhorde8515 2 роки тому +45

      That sounds like a fun childhood memory!

    • @VincentSaan
      @VincentSaan 2 роки тому +67

      Lol you turned oblivion into morrowind basicly, fond memories of making inteligence potions cycle till you reach god tier haha

    • @keyanklupacs6333
      @keyanklupacs6333 2 роки тому +27

      Doesn't armor cap at 80% (or was it 85%) damage reduction?
      And that wouldn't reduce frost, shock, fire, magicka or poison damage.

    • @keyanklupacs6333
      @keyanklupacs6333 2 роки тому +4

      @Dr. Bright No.

  • @jamesthearcane8760
    @jamesthearcane8760 2 роки тому +825

    Fun fact about the first exploit: you can actually do this much earlier. after character creation, as long as you don't go to the cell door where the elf starts the script for the start of the game, you can crouch down and run into the left side of the hidden door that the blades open for Patrick Stewart. Any time I start a new game on oblivion, I get 100 sneak before I have even started the game properly.

    • @surclingjrdn
      @surclingjrdn 2 роки тому +33

      But if you over level a stat you waste level up bonuses for stats q.q

    • @surclingjrdn
      @surclingjrdn 2 роки тому +19

      @Rocraft5239 2x a level increase for a skill = +1 to the attribute which governs that stat next level up. Pick a main skill from each attribute, that you only use to level. Get +5 to stats each level by playing smart. Its effortless for some...Oops i mean, yes.

    • @jao.3815
      @jao.3815 2 роки тому +11

      @ The "hard mode" of oblivion is make a strong Poison, hit someone, and cast invisibility

    • @tgnm9615
      @tgnm9615 2 роки тому +7

      How long it took you to reach from 0 to 100 Sneak?

    • @keyanklupacs6333
      @keyanklupacs6333 2 роки тому +1

      @Rocraft5239 uh ya lmao

  • @SimplestUsername
    @SimplestUsername 4 роки тому +800

    My favorite Oblivion spell was glow on self, fire damage on self 5 pt per sec, heal self 5pt per sec and paralysis on self. (Lasted 120 seconds)
    The result was a glitch where my character collapsed in on himself becoming puddle of burning flesh.
    I named it Camp Fire.

  • @redbeardthepink4809
    @redbeardthepink4809 2 роки тому +123

    Can you imagine being the people watching these arena fights? Like you take a day off and buy a ticket just to watch a summoned dinosaur drag one of the fighters out of sight and kill him off stage 😆

    • @mcmerry2846
      @mcmerry2846 Рік тому +3

      Me today: Jumping to a column and shoot arrows with an enchanted bow 🏹 😂

  • @thomasbosworth8013
    @thomasbosworth8013 5 років тому +689

    For anyone who's curious like me, if you spend time in jail, you stay there for one day for every 100 gold on your bounty. That means Elon Husk spent a little over 2 years in prison.
    And I guess the Oblivion Crisis just kinda... waited for him.

    • @robertt223
      @robertt223 5 років тому +73

      Doesn't it allways?

    • @thomasbosworth8013
      @thomasbosworth8013 5 років тому +55

      @@robertt223 You're not wrong

    • @robertt223
      @robertt223 5 років тому +83

      Odd beacuse the logic would follow that the player causes it to reach that point. Guess its not a real crisis till you start following a dead emperors prophecies....

    • @thomasbosworth8013
      @thomasbosworth8013 5 років тому +96

      @@robertt223 Do you think that means the timelines the player dies in turn out totally fine?

    • @mykubaka
      @mykubaka 4 роки тому +44

      Elon Husk is the Oblivion Crisis

  • @kylegonewild
    @kylegonewild 5 років тому +412

    "Tea and...water."
    I mean, water is just tea that has been steeped the absolute least amount of time as possible. So this checks out.

    • @cardigansrule
      @cardigansrule 5 років тому +20

      I'm sorry I cannot accept this definition. In the same way that a glass of gin with absolutely zero vermouth cannot be considered a martini (though I may prefer it)

    • @cardigansrule
      @cardigansrule 5 років тому +15

      the same way a single slice of bread cannot be considered a sandwich

    • @MrCaptainTea
      @MrCaptainTea 5 років тому

      @@cardigansrule agreed

    • @wickederebus
      @wickederebus 5 років тому +3

      @@cardigansrule cut the slice in half? Or is it one of those mini loafs that you tear open horizontally and put stuff in and have a sandwich from?

    • @caranoron
      @caranoron 5 років тому +2

      @@wickederebus If you cut the slice in half, one of those two sides can not be called a sandwich. He never said that you cant make a sandwich from 1 slice of bread. He was talking about how water is not tea, because tea is much more than just water just like how a sandwich is much more than just a single slice of bread.

  • @louisdemm1758
    @louisdemm1758 4 роки тому +820

    Damn, I remember all the backlash Bethesda got for introducing horse armor. Now look at how DLC and micro transactions have evolved. It's a tragedy.

    • @visual_4ids396
      @visual_4ids396 4 роки тому +81

      Did you ever hear the tragedy of darth Activision the greedy

    • @jekyll138.5
      @jekyll138.5 4 роки тому +29

      Horse armor is the best dlc in the history of gaming.

    • @obijuanquenobi1911
      @obijuanquenobi1911 4 роки тому +27

      Idk why people are pissed about the horse armor dlc. It’s the great dlc of all time

    • @StonyCarrot1001
      @StonyCarrot1001 4 роки тому +3

      Obi Wan Kenobi you have good wisdoms space Jesus

    • @whitepeter619
      @whitepeter619 4 роки тому

      I was literally thinking about this at the start of the video lmao

  • @alysondra
    @alysondra Рік тому +77

    5:37 “he’s so ripped from trying to outrun all of the divorce lawyers” is my favorite line of this video

  • @tylercoglianio2204
    @tylercoglianio2204 3 роки тому +1957

    I remember not knowing the level up schematics in oblivion and straight up beating the game at level 2

    • @thewootpanda
      @thewootpanda 3 роки тому +213

      Same but only because of rubber banding. I didnt wanna spend 3 weeks hitting someone with a sword at level 356

    • @LouisBear112
      @LouisBear112 2 роки тому +41

      Ahahahaha I literally did the same thing. This made me laugh so hard

    • @smalltrashman4227
      @smalltrashman4227 2 роки тому +15

      @@thewootpanda level 34 is max

    • @user-hz5fn5qk1o
      @user-hz5fn5qk1o 2 роки тому +12

      It’s a joke

    • @alaranarmstrong3718
      @alaranarmstrong3718 2 роки тому +80

      @@smalltrashman4227 you can cheese leveling by going to jail and reducing your skills. Then you can level the skills again and level up.

  • @alec7568
    @alec7568 4 роки тому +412

    When I was a teenager I found a money exploit in oblivion which I've never seen anyone else mention.
    Basically you have to become a vampire and complete the quest to cure yourself, it's best to do this after level 20 because I beleive that's the level that quest rewards max out. Save before you get to the final hand in of the quest when the vampire count (I cannot remember his name) gives you the cash as a quest reward. Exit out of the dialogue and talk to him again, you'll notice the option to ask for a reward is still highlighted. Ask for tge reward again and, you guessed it. You will be given the cash reward a second time. Keep doing this as long as you like but do remember that the npc will walk back to his bedroom if you stop opening up dialogue with him, so grab as much money as you want knowing that you can't leave and come back for more.
    Also, i found this on the xbox 360 back in like 2010, so i have no idea if the glitch is present on all platforms or if it still exists at all.

    • @pyro1438
      @pyro1438 3 роки тому +21

      this one is pretty well known

    • @StockHonda
      @StockHonda 3 роки тому +29

      Best way to make money is to buy atleast two spell scrolls
      Then click on them (dont leave the menu) then drop a single item and watch it duplicate

    • @jannevihattula6970
      @jannevihattula6970 3 роки тому +17

      Or then just do the duplication glich

    • @rasheedgreen6972
      @rasheedgreen6972 3 роки тому +9

      You're talking about the count of skingrad

    • @Dravianpn02
      @Dravianpn02 3 роки тому +6

      My favorite is the spell copy glitch. Still unpatched. But the most fun was the arrow glitch before it was patched.

  • @bbasil1312
    @bbasil1312 5 років тому +418

    9:33 Almost kissed an assassin there

    • @Johncruel
      @Johncruel 5 років тому +4

      S p I f f

    • @Johncruel
      @Johncruel 5 років тому +6

      @@thespiffingbrit what is your opinion on hot cocoa?

    • @maxdv6136
      @maxdv6136 5 років тому +5

      I always knew that Sir Spiff was a romantic one

    • @nannerdunlocke1231
      @nannerdunlocke1231 5 років тому +1

      I always wondered if you used the Lovers Kiss on these specific assasins?

    • @KingZealotTactics
      @KingZealotTactics 5 років тому

      Pretty sure that's a console command. XD

  • @thespazdragon
    @thespazdragon 2 роки тому +45

    I actually loved Oblivion's archery system. I learned the arrow dro well enough to kill things that were down a hallway that started at the top of a staircase, or behind buildings, or even so far away you couldn't see them anymore.

    • @vanessalawson68
      @vanessalawson68 Рік тому +5

      I played as Archer too and loved it. Did all the main quests as Archer. Naturally I play as Archer in Skyrim too.

    • @Chuckvsfrank1232
      @Chuckvsfrank1232 Рік тому +12

      Found the stealth archers

    • @tomkimmel8157
      @tomkimmel8157 4 місяці тому

      Apple on a tree stump from long range increased my marksmanship. Was like huh I wonder if I can hit this from distance and yup.

  • @IzzytheMelody
    @IzzytheMelody 5 років тому +265

    He wasnt sneaking around the rats, they were just avoiding him.

    • @dustypaladin9216
      @dustypaladin9216 4 роки тому +1

      he was, it showed when he attacked and it was a sneak attack

    • @Mangk89
      @Mangk89 4 роки тому +16

      @@dustypaladin9216 yOu HEaR ThAt? Woooosh that the sound of the joke over your head

    • @parkerthemad8509
      @parkerthemad8509 4 роки тому

      Dustin Wallenmeyer r/whoosh

  • @markc3085
    @markc3085 3 роки тому +477

    I loved how you could upgrade your jump ability and eventually could jump over houses to escape maddened guards! Wish they had jump upgrades in Skyrim!

    • @XaadeTheBlade
      @XaadeTheBlade 2 роки тому +17

      If you make your jump height higher in Skyrim any method, you can jump higher, but at the peak of your jump you just stop and hover. Moving at all causes you to fall as if you created an invisible temporary platform.

    • @Space.Ghost.
      @Space.Ghost. 2 роки тому +2

      No need, just head to the local lumber mill.

    • @Tc4ify
      @Tc4ify 2 роки тому +17

      Not just that, eventually you could jump over city walls and sometimes you would get catapulted thousands of feet into the air, then of course promptly dying on landing because acrobatics is in the true Bethesda fashion broken like almost everything else, lol (it was supposed to make you immune to fall damage at a certain value, but a glitch in the formula prevents that from happening).

    • @Space.Ghost.
      @Space.Ghost. 2 роки тому +1

      @@Tc4ify pound like six netch jellies and enjoy the ride.

    • @512TheWolf512
      @512TheWolf512 2 роки тому +17

      In morrowind, the game gives you 3 scrolls that you can use to jump ACROSS THE MAP not 10 minutes after starting a fresh character

  • @atlas9341
    @atlas9341 4 роки тому +503

    Everyone who has ever played the game: "Uriel Septim"
    This guy: "Oreo Septum"

    • @spindash64
      @spindash64 4 роки тому +17

      That’s the protagonist of Elder Scrolls VI

    • @ivanhughes8699
      @ivanhughes8699 4 роки тому +16

      All I can now see is an emperor with a chocolate biscuit for a nose.
      Oreo Septum indeed.

    • @franknolucklasota
      @franknolucklasota 4 роки тому

      He spelled it right the first time your weong

    • @hope6840
      @hope6840 4 роки тому +6

      He also referred to the male shopkeep as 'she'. I like Spiff's content but damn he doesn't pay much attention

    • @WillowTitov
      @WillowTitov 4 роки тому +2

      @@hope6840 or he just knows that the shopkeeper secretly wishes to be a woman

  • @B-A-L
    @B-A-L 2 роки тому +29

    Oblivion has two of the best mods I have ever played. One was where you got to see Kvatch being rebuilt (every time you went back the houses and cathedral were in more advanced states of construction) and the other was when you went back in time and the world map is more simpler to reflect this and has one of the best starts and endings to a story ever! You also get to keep the Anciet Greek inspired armour!

  • @PooBrainBatman
    @PooBrainBatman 3 роки тому +365

    My favorite was the enchantment system. Making a sword to burn, freeze and shock someone while making them fly way was the best!

    • @x_me_x6526
      @x_me_x6526 3 роки тому +2

      I need to know how you did this!!!!

    • @bendalgliesh2866
      @bendalgliesh2866 2 роки тому +13

      That's just chaos damage on an inferior game

    • @mister_silent6
      @mister_silent6 Рік тому +9

      @@bendalgliesh2866 "Inferior"

    • @cryokinesismc
      @cryokinesismc Рік тому +7

      @@bendalgliesh2866 “Inferior”

    • @fVcker1
      @fVcker1 Рік тому +6

      @@bendalgliesh2866 "Inferior"

  • @notagoat281
    @notagoat281 5 років тому +124

    "Well, I came here to watch a fight, but one of the combatants just summoned a Daedra and jumped through a wall."

  • @Jimbobob5536
    @Jimbobob5536 4 роки тому +697

    The only one of these glitches/exploits I ever did was the duplication glitch. I used it to flood the streets of every city with cheese.
    Sheogorath had the right idea.

    • @rowannyooom6958
      @rowannyooom6958 4 роки тому +30

      The best use for these types of exploits

    • @learnmore8771
      @learnmore8771 4 роки тому +39

      CHEESE! CHEESE FOR EVERYONE!!!

    • @user-ys3jq3uf4p
      @user-ys3jq3uf4p 4 роки тому +13

      Me, who is Sheogorath:great job mortal

    • @DrPacman
      @DrPacman 4 роки тому +6

      or the worm made of shields

    • @dampesthydra7422
      @dampesthydra7422 4 роки тому +11

      The hero of Kvatch becomes Sheogorath, right? So I mean...

  • @SelevanRsC
    @SelevanRsC 2 роки тому +101

    I love how exploting and exploits in oblivion are considered the game's flaw, yet in morrowind the possibilities of exploiting the shit out of the game is what is making the game amazing.

    • @icycoatl3185
      @icycoatl3185 Рік тому +5

      One of the first things I usually did was steal a big soul gem and make a machine gun amulet. Hundreds of shots add up even if they’re a few damage each….
      Also not even an exploit but I made a pair of flying pants because there were basically no enchanted items to take up the pants slot.

    • @icycoatl3185
      @icycoatl3185 Рік тому +6

      @@Paladinfox Simply put, there isn't a cooldown on activating magic items. So I put a ranged attack spell (the maximum damage that I could get for 1 charge) in an amulet with a pretty big soul, equipped it, pointed at an enemy, and spammed click. The damage doesn't sound like a lot, but when you can do it 200 times in a row it adds up fast.

    • @mcmerry2846
      @mcmerry2846 Рік тому +2

      Not exploits, but features*

    • @JordanBlue1
      @JordanBlue1 5 місяців тому +1

      Oblivions exploits make it fun. Games should let you do whatever you want.

  • @monkeybench
    @monkeybench 5 років тому +227

    "I turned all the audio off!! Why are you playing?"
    Working as intended.

  • @absentmindedjwc
    @absentmindedjwc 5 років тому +286

    "You want him to be your friend.. he is after all the most powerful being alive.."
    Be careful, saying things like that is bound to draw Reanu Keeves' attention.

    • @tank2543
      @tank2543 5 років тому +2

      Or Shaggy"s.

    • @Graknorke
      @Graknorke 5 років тому +1

      Keanu Reeves memes are just normie zoomers trying to launder Chuck Norris memes, change my mind.

    • @caranoron
      @caranoron 5 років тому +8

      @@Graknorke They are talking about Reanu Keeves most powerful being alive in skyrim. I have no idea what is going with shaggy tho, guess i missed that meme.

    • @lobselvith7828
      @lobselvith7828 4 роки тому +1

      Lets be a real...any oblivion character can be stronger than any skyrim character due to how broken oblivion spells are...

    • @GryphonB
      @GryphonB 4 роки тому

      @@caranoron skyrim potions are broken too and the enchantment

  • @callmeriggy
    @callmeriggy 5 років тому +203

    "Yorkshire tea is the only approved beverage to drink while watching this."
    Me, casually sipping water. Slowly puts the water down.
    "If you're drinking coffee, I'm going to judge you greatly, I'm going to judge you a lot. The only allowed beverages are Tea and Water."
    Me, picks up the water again and resumes drinking.

    • @jacklang3314
      @jacklang3314 5 років тому +7

      I'm so glad I found some Yorkshire tea at the shops, it's a lot cheaper than Twinings and is much better.

    • @callmeriggy
      @callmeriggy 5 років тому +4

      @@jacklang3314 Oh man. Yorkshire Gold is available in Canada via Amazon. So, gonna have to try this because Spif is always mentioning it.

    • @jacklang3314
      @jacklang3314 5 років тому +4

      @@callmeriggy Sadly I only have the normal Yorkshire, haven't found Gold at all in Australia.

    • @Nobody-vr5nl
      @Nobody-vr5nl 5 років тому +2

      Beer is kinda water right? I mean, its only 8% alcohol by volume.

    • @frozenwafflezz122
      @frozenwafflezz122 5 років тому +3

      @@Nobody-vr5nl I guess...? It keeps you hydrated at least

  • @musketsrule5541
    @musketsrule5541 2 роки тому +21

    You know it’s broken in a good way when this man makes a whole 30 minutes video on how to break it and still have fun

  • @jan_harald
    @jan_harald 5 років тому +188

    Spiff: "allow me to speed up this proccess"
    also Spiff: *types "kiss" instead of "kill"*

  • @MrMC2010MC
    @MrMC2010MC 4 роки тому +200

    10:34 "out into the world of skyrim"... wait what :D

    • @GordonLittell
      @GordonLittell 4 роки тому

      Never caught that, wow I'm a special biscuit

    • @Arvac
      @Arvac 4 роки тому +1

      i did notice that

    • @ispuddy2462
      @ispuddy2462 4 роки тому +4

      I looked in the comments just to see if other people noticed

    • @blainemarquise
      @blainemarquise 4 роки тому +1

      Technically correct

    • @MrMC2010MC
      @MrMC2010MC 4 роки тому

      @@blainemarquise haha not bad. Didn't look at it that way

  • @blazingblue_3039
    @blazingblue_3039 3 роки тому +170

    4:13 "slightly depressed Severus Snape"
    So... Just Severus Snape?

    • @Mister_BIack
      @Mister_BIack 2 роки тому +6

      He wasn't depressed, he was a single mother.

  • @WyattRodebaugh
    @WyattRodebaugh 2 роки тому +45

    The spell creation thing is so unique, and now I'm kind of hoping it will be in Elder Scrolls VI.

    • @propheinx2250
      @propheinx2250 2 роки тому +4

      In the form of scroll creation at the very least.

    • @pleasestfu4801
      @pleasestfu4801 2 роки тому +18

      Create a Spell: $0.99

    • @SonofTiamat
      @SonofTiamat 2 роки тому +1

      The Elder Scrolls: LXXVI

    • @lefroste6370
      @lefroste6370 Рік тому +5

      most of the cool stuff was taken out because they couldnt figure out a way to balance it (bethesda dont know how to balance games)

    • @SCORCHED-EARTH
      @SCORCHED-EARTH Рік тому

      ​@@pleasestfu4801here, take this...💣

  • @Lucky-xz4xq
    @Lucky-xz4xq 4 роки тому +152

    Brit: “out into the wild world of skyrim”
    Oblivion fans: *anger*

  • @TheDragonLegacy
    @TheDragonLegacy 4 роки тому +298

    "This item is one of a kind!"
    Me: Uh huh. Yep.
    *double clicks scroll pile of 200 and drops item*

    • @xvrckjj
      @xvrckjj 4 роки тому

      how i can get 200 scrolls pile??

    • @ravemaster7723
      @ravemaster7723 4 роки тому +2

      TheDragonLegacy I’ve been doing that exploit since the game came out 😂😂

    • @Sacrifice117
      @Sacrifice117 4 роки тому +4

      @@xvrckjj get 2 scrolls and one scroll. double click 2 scroll pile and drop 1 scroll. rinse and repeat until 200

    • @TheDragonLegacy
      @TheDragonLegacy 4 роки тому

      Favorite thing to do was get my biggest pile and do it with an expensive ring and have it rain gold rings worth 8k where it lags so badly that the frames begin to clear up as you pick them up. Ah the memories.

  • @Screamingurchin
    @Screamingurchin 3 роки тому +705

    “The game doesn’t want you to sneak and archery is terrible”
    Me who has a sneaky archer build: *um*

    • @sirprize5191
      @sirprize5191 3 роки тому +39

      Only good with magic arrows that are limited, even then you might as well be a magic dmg mage. Lots of enemies will prolly take 8-20 arrows with best non enchanted stuff and maxed archery + agility. (for high lvls) Regular daedric melee will hit as hard per swing as the daedric bow essentially, and those become painful too very easily

    • @kermitlaranja
      @kermitlaranja 3 роки тому +25

      @@sirprize5191 just use permanent enchantments to get your intelligence to 1000 and create a godlike spell. voyla

    • @Ame_667
      @Ame_667 3 роки тому +6

      Lmao frrrr, I love archery

    • @yellakush4206
      @yellakush4206 3 роки тому +7

      @@sirprize5191 that's literally the build I went with

    • @sirprize5191
      @sirprize5191 3 роки тому +6

      @@yellakush4206 Breaking Oblivion will always be a custom spell with Weakness to magic %100 and weakness to all or one elemental dmg 100% in one spell. The highest dmg possible.

  • @charliecooper6586
    @charliecooper6586 5 років тому +79

    “So ripped from outrunning all the divorce lawyers”. The character creation bit could’ve been a video on its own.

  • @GoblinModeKnives
    @GoblinModeKnives 5 років тому +98

    35:55
    Spiff: High fives the lantern on the way out of the arena
    Me: Instant nostalgia

    • @thatonekid640
      @thatonekid640 5 років тому +1

      I loves doing that

    • @JeremyFinch42
      @JeremyFinch42 5 років тому

      Oh my god, I do that all the time.

    • @Alegost1
      @Alegost1 5 років тому

      i always thought i was the only one childish enough to do that xD

    • @JeremyFinch42
      @JeremyFinch42 4 роки тому +1

      @@Alegost1
      No man, once I found out that some bits of the terrain can be interacted with in such a way (like vines in the underground dungeons) I just went around slapping whatever I could for fun.
      It's not childish, it's 500 IQ.

  • @unknowneye1020
    @unknowneye1020 5 років тому +82

    10:34 “Out into the wider world of Skyrim”
    Cyrodiil: Am I a joke to you?

    • @Mendoza-yi6qk
      @Mendoza-yi6qk 5 років тому +12

      Skyrim players in a nutshell.

    • @emailname8624
      @emailname8624 5 років тому

      @@Mendoza-yi6qk Skyrim isn't even the best one.

    • @latewizard301
      @latewizard301 5 років тому +3

      @@emailname8624 i mean Morrowind is still pretty good IMO i have played Skyrim more than i'd like to admit but when i tried Morrowind (like last year maybe?) I fell in love. I started with Oblivion in 2011 tho, it was my first RPG

    • @Mendoza-yi6qk
      @Mendoza-yi6qk 5 років тому +1

      @@latewizard301 the main problem with Morrowind is that: It was made for players back in the day. No questmarker, you must find everything on your own, etc (like Dark Souls).Not many players have the courage to play such games, because of time and that they are not used to it. Just the Tribunal DLC is a very good example for that. Nobody takes your hand and says there is the main story. You must puzzle everything together..

    • @latewizard301
      @latewizard301 5 років тому +1

      @@Mendoza-yi6qk yeah that can be shit at times. Today it's not a problem since we have mods to fix it or the wiki

  • @Pyrplefire
    @Pyrplefire 2 роки тому +5

    A buddy of mine in college introduced me to the wonderful world of console commands in Oblivion. We set each of our attributes to around 3000 and just flew everywhere by jumping into space. Glorious good fun

  • @Xaqetr
    @Xaqetr 4 роки тому +60

    16:29: "Now this lady..."
    Calindil literally instantly stopped smiling

  • @Mayolaise
    @Mayolaise 5 років тому +114

    *EVEN HUSK'S EYES WANTED A DIVORCE*

    • @oddgod136
      @oddgod136 5 років тому +3

      You absolute legend 👏👏

  • @thelewis2898
    @thelewis2898 3 роки тому +85

    I felt like a genius when I figured out 100% chameleon as a kid. Just as I did figuring out 100% Magicka reduction for spells in Skyrim as a teenager, Kamehameha'ing my way through the rest of the game.

    • @propheinx2250
      @propheinx2250 2 роки тому +9

      I remember reducing magic cost in Skyrim. I didn't do it to cast spells, because by then I'd already realized they all kinda suck. I did it so my absorb health and stamina sword would stop draining charges. Enchanted warrior is so OP in Skyrim.

  • @zachlewis9751
    @zachlewis9751 2 роки тому +6

    Am I the only one who’s started on Skyrim and went back to Oblivion and enjoyed it? Granted I only had that old Xbox for one more year before selling it when I had Oblivion so I only got to do one full play through and haven’t bought it on steam yet, but I really enjoyed it.

  • @kattoprime8435
    @kattoprime8435 4 роки тому +573

    Your character looks like a depressed emo version of Phineas from Phineas and Ferb

    • @evedoingthingsaaaaa
      @evedoingthingsaaaaa 4 роки тому +2

      He looks more like Snape

    • @yarinice1
      @yarinice1 4 роки тому +3

      He looks like my Dark Souls OC

    • @SirNippletonMcSugarteets
      @SirNippletonMcSugarteets 4 роки тому +2

      He looks more like Ferb tbh, cus of his massive nose...

    • @jacobderp1667
      @jacobderp1667 4 роки тому

      Wrong. That is a photo realistic 3d model of zach hadel, also known as psychicpebbles.

    • @timothycarr6507
      @timothycarr6507 4 роки тому +4

      Character? you mean all-powerful being, Elon Husk?

  • @rednoodleoffate
    @rednoodleoffate 3 роки тому +159

    "-and trust me, you do want to be his friend, he is the most powerful being alive"
    *[ Reanu Keeves hated that. ]*

    • @VORASTRA
      @VORASTRA 2 роки тому +11

      well, Skyrim takes place multiple centuries after Oblivion, so it makes sence

    • @rednoodleoffate
      @rednoodleoffate 2 роки тому +3

      @@VORASTRA The Powerful One knows not the constraints of mortality.

    • @dragonslayerornstein2361
      @dragonslayerornstein2361 2 роки тому +1

      @@VORASTRA reanu keeves is immortal

    • @VORASTRA
      @VORASTRA 2 роки тому +3

      @@dragonslayerornstein2361 he wasn't just born yet

    • @dragonslayerornstein2361
      @dragonslayerornstein2361 2 роки тому +2

      @@VORASTRA he was but he didn't want to attract attention

  • @EntombedToast70
    @EntombedToast70 3 роки тому +223

    I played both, and both have a beautiful, buggy, and downright "interesting" place in my heart

    • @naab_bird
      @naab_bird 3 роки тому +9

      They're a beautiful Buggy mess

    • @abemudokon9497
      @abemudokon9497 2 роки тому +4

      Try morrowind

    • @devdecker7812
      @devdecker7812 2 роки тому +2

      @@abemudokon9497 all three games are beautiful . Morrowind especially . Speed boost yeet yourself across the entire country

    • @xBINARYGODx
      @xBINARYGODx 2 роки тому +4

      ​@@abemudokon9497 just as buggy, broken, and full of issues as the other two, or was that your point? Anyway - mods are a wonderful thing.

    • @KuueenKumi
      @KuueenKumi 2 роки тому +1

      Right? Why limit yourself to one Todd Howard magnum opus when you can play two on modern consoles/PCs! In all seriousness, they're both totally different fun fantasy experiences, with the same amount of derpy antics. Oblivion has derpy NPCs, Skyrim has derpy exploits

  • @brandonmonita7290
    @brandonmonita7290 4 місяці тому +3

    4 years later and I come across this fantastic narrator, and video…
    Whilst drinking coffee.

  • @Hankbob_Hillpants
    @Hankbob_Hillpants 4 роки тому +166

    He has mastered the art of standing so incredibly still that he becomes virtually invisible

  • @subparusername9172
    @subparusername9172 5 років тому +326

    Even Elon Husk’s own eyes are trying to get divorced

  • @whoisthere1730
    @whoisthere1730 5 років тому +161

    Spiff: *Playing oblivion*
    Also spiff: 10:34

    • @PogoDarnexx
      @PogoDarnexx 5 років тому +4

      Haha he got confused there I think, the Graphics and all are just to simular I guess xD

    • @Snubspore9
      @Snubspore9 5 років тому +1

      I thought he was making a joke

  • @piercewirsig3343
    @piercewirsig3343 2 роки тому +11

    Funniest part is around 11:00 he says “there’s no fishing in this game” yet about a year later fishing is in Skyrim

  • @mclera8566
    @mclera8566 4 роки тому +106

    'Has completely overpowered skills' 'Nearly gets crushed by the first enemy in the arena'

    • @DoktrDub
      @DoktrDub 4 роки тому +2

      MCLERA it’s countless times overpowered for any level 6 character lol

    • @UncleDolph
      @UncleDolph 4 роки тому

      MCLERA Lmaooooo man wut I was so mad

  • @captvimes
    @captvimes 4 роки тому +101

    "Nobody knows how to use a bow" - sad, custom enchanted bows and arrows are some of the greatest cheese to be had in the game

    • @spindash64
      @spindash64 4 роки тому +6

      My only excursion into the realm of the Daedra so far devolved into my running away from the freaky armor man and pelting arrows at him
      I’ve started a new file since then, but even with like 30 agility, I bet I’ll devolve to that strat again eventually

    • @thesuperbslidewhistler312
      @thesuperbslidewhistler312 4 роки тому +1

      I like to put an AOE fire effect on mine so it’s sort of like the explosive .50 anti-material rifle ammunition from fallout: New Vegas

  • @ifudontlikeitdie
    @ifudontlikeitdie 4 роки тому +157

    the 25% chameleon spell doesn't stack, you just reset the timer back every time you cast it, you need to make separate spells which will all apply the same effect if you want them to stack.

    • @nickhebert8829
      @nickhebert8829 3 роки тому +25

      Silly guy, you don’t need to stack chameleon. You can just use 25% on all pieces of your equipment and can be rendered more than completely invisible at 125% chameleon, I’ve done it, I was sure most people that got to use the wizards tower in oblivion have already tried it. You’ll walk straight up to someone punch them and they’ll still ask who’s there?

    • @sebastienmorin9020
      @sebastienmorin9020 3 роки тому +6

      @@nickhebert8829 Sounds like my favorite game of 2006 alright!

  • @zacharysmith7484
    @zacharysmith7484 2 роки тому +6

    My good sir, I am an American Coffee drinker but I drop a like and share every time. You're a genius and I love the selection of games you choose to break because you make all my favorite games look easy. I just have to wonder if you've ever thought of breaking Dragon age. I played though the vanilla rule following way and it's was rough, I'd love to see you make it look easy

  • @Mabra51
    @Mabra51 4 роки тому +401

    16:28 "This lady can teach you spells"
    That's a dude, dude.

    • @sakura7639
      @sakura7639 4 роки тому +5

      That comment actually made me laugh, though.

    • @Chris.S.XIIVMCMXCII
      @Chris.S.XIIVMCMXCII 4 роки тому +5

      I cried for a whole week after reading this

    • @AChunkyDog
      @AChunkyDog 4 роки тому +2

      @@Chris.S.XIIVMCMXCII
      I've been crying for 2 months

    • @manofthehour8945
      @manofthehour8945 4 роки тому +2

      It's 2020 or 2019 you can be whoever, a he, she, zim, bop

    • @AChunkyDog
      @AChunkyDog 4 роки тому +2

      @@manofthehour8945
      Doowop
      Doo doo
      Doowop

  • @asbestosfish_
    @asbestosfish_ 5 років тому +48

    _the distant sound of falling scrolls echoes across Nirn, even to this day._

    • @redmoon383
      @redmoon383 5 років тому +2

      You kidding? It's the only way I play lol.

    • @joeys4485
      @joeys4485 3 роки тому +1

      Ugggggh tldr

  • @feiwong3634
    @feiwong3634 3 роки тому +95

    One of my all time favorite games, this is literally a toy box to me, I spent hundreds of hours since 2008 and still play it now and then. I hope I can play TES VI before I die.

    • @Kabelvey
      @Kabelvey 3 роки тому +6

      Once you get over the not very good controls it becomes so much fun

    • @john_kramer516
      @john_kramer516 3 роки тому

      @@Kabelvey the controls on ps3 is horrible

    • @xBINARYGODx
      @xBINARYGODx 2 роки тому

      @@Kabelvey mods

    • @xBINARYGODx
      @xBINARYGODx 2 роки тому

      @@john_kramer516 never play Bethesda games on console

    • @LLRPGII
      @LLRPGII 2 роки тому

      Not terrible on the xbox one it loads pretty fast

  • @patr7240
    @patr7240 2 роки тому +7

    I still remember making a stealthy archer that could jump up to rooftops in a single bound and kill just about anything with one arrow. Easily spent about 4 or 5 hundred hours in that game.

  • @devinschaefer5646
    @devinschaefer5646 4 роки тому +62

    “Thank you powerful dinosaur summon.”
    *Daedroth Summon wants to know your location*

  • @C4lmaria
    @C4lmaria 4 роки тому +59

    When he starts doing the dupes it looks like a stage magician
    "Look: With mega mind, i have 59 intelligence, now i'm taking off the mega mind. Don't worry, it only drops intelligence by 8. Now we're gonna dupe megamind, then equip one of them, now we're gonna dupe the one we didn't equip, nothing in my sleeves, and... alakazam! Now we have 59 intellingence without even having any megamind rings equipped ladies and gentlemen."

  • @Shadowfire1223
    @Shadowfire1223 5 років тому +65

    "archery is the worst because no one knows how to actually do it"
    *glances at save files full of archers*
    *sweats*

    • @poryg5350
      @poryg5350 5 років тому +5

      I do know how to play the archery, I just don't like how unrewarding it is. Even if you're sneaking and invisible, the AI immediately knows where you shot from. Also, the exp gain from it, man... A pain to level up.

    • @subsume7904
      @subsume7904 5 років тому +2

      @@poryg5350 ? If your sneak is good and have invisible armor they don't know where they shot you from? Are you talking about invisible enchanted armor or a spell? Cuz they will detect you with a spell but not invis armor

    • @Romanticoutlaw
      @Romanticoutlaw 5 років тому +4

      I don't know what y'all are on about, I've consistently made my archer stealth builds instakills without getting spotted. Does take an age and a half, but you can grind the sneak part by that wall walk exploit

    • @Dubbsteppa21
      @Dubbsteppa21 5 років тому +3

      @@Romanticoutlaw their is also a exploit to grind any combat stat including archery easily by going to the shrine with the frozen npc's and just attacking them until you get to your desired level

    • @poryg5350
      @poryg5350 5 років тому

      @@Romanticoutlaw I've never said it was difficult. I said it was unrewarding. Yeah, sure, you can grind, you can craft mega brutal enchanted arrows, then you one shot everyone without being spotted, because in order to spot you, the character needs to survive. This only confirms my point though, it's unrewarding. There's no skill in grinding, it only takes time. Something I skip with console. Crafting arrows takes money, something easy to come by in Oblivion evem without exploits. And one shotting enemies may be fun, but is unchallenging. And if you're not powerful enough to one shot, because you want challenge, then regardless of your sneak, the moment you land your first shot, the enemies immediately know where you shot from, making any search for covers redundant, because unless you gtfo of there without being seen and wait until the enemy finds your place empty, the enemy will find you and you'll either engage in melee combat, or try to keep your distance. I would like it better if the enemy had to search for you instead of having a weird 3rd eye, because this way hiding and sneaking would make more sense in association with archery than just the first shot damage.

  • @Hannahtheseal
    @Hannahtheseal 2 роки тому +11

    I adore Oblivion and I played Skyrim, but the writing for Oblivion quests was largely more diverse and fun in my opinion

    • @davetheunshaved4552
      @davetheunshaved4552 9 місяців тому

      Olivion definitely had more "gotcha" moments and plot twists. A quest in oblivion often did not end the way you think it would. Can't really say that about skyrim, although I still love skyrim quests no matter what anyone says

    • @cinnamontoast1586
      @cinnamontoast1586 Місяць тому

      ​@@davetheunshaved4552the quest with pirates in windhelm is pretty awesome, mostly because how it escalates from simple fetch quest to the whole attack on pirate island.

  • @LordTakahashi
    @LordTakahashi 5 років тому +43

    4:10 - You realize you've created Kylo Ren from Star Wars?

    • @Giffsen
      @Giffsen 5 років тому +1

      Rylo Ken*

    • @LordTakahashi
      @LordTakahashi 5 років тому +1

      @@Giffsen Yes yes of course, my apologies! 😜

  • @michelvanderlinden8363
    @michelvanderlinden8363 4 роки тому +88

    "Lemme summon a little gremli-- OH MY GOD DID I SUMMON A DINOSAUR"

  • @xVallan
    @xVallan 4 роки тому +189

    this video taught me a valuable lesson: Crime is the fastest way to make money

  • @crystalsheep1434
    @crystalsheep1434 Рік тому +3

    2:17 it's because the intro is just it playing an mp4 file and they didn't add functionality for the game engine to mute mp4 play back

  • @uncleweirdbeard86
    @uncleweirdbeard86 4 роки тому +32

    You're more than welcome to use my character since I never got around to making videos of him. He's a Nord named Chuck Nordis. He one punches enemies, can carry all of Solitude in his back pocket, and has unlimited shouts, magic, stamina, and magika. His favorite spells to cast are "fist" and "boot".
    He went to the bannered mare one day and met around that wanted to have a drinking contest. Chick drank so much that everybody else in the pub passed out. After that he had to go take care of a problem with the nearby giant camp. When the giant noticed him, it hit him over the head as hard as it could. Later that day the giant woke up on the moon

    • @TheBlackSpartan103
      @TheBlackSpartan103 3 роки тому +1

      Damn was this on console or pc? Cause this sounds interesting

  • @neirenoir
    @neirenoir 3 роки тому +54

    The exploit where you can keep Summoned Armor (0 weight Daedric equipment) permanently plus Chameleon 25% in all slots is quite something.

    • @mikesully52
      @mikesully52 2 роки тому +7

      Plus duping soul gems.
      Remember only needing a few scrolls to start duping? Lol

    • @vince943
      @vince943 2 роки тому +1

      @@mikesully52 Nice to remember that. 😀

  • @LloydTheZephyrian
    @LloydTheZephyrian 5 років тому +106

    Spiffy: *says Elon Husk is the most powerful man alive*
    Reanu Keeves: Am I a joke to you?

  • @zelhomoukai6144
    @zelhomoukai6144 2 роки тому +7

    Making the full armor set that gives 100% camouflage is all you need.

    • @casvandijck9338
      @casvandijck9338 Рік тому

      You need one ring of Invisibility, that's all you need, and you can enchant the armor in other beneficial ways.

  • @samos343guiltyspark
    @samos343guiltyspark 5 років тому +89

    They hired no mere actor!
    They hired the captain of the enterprise himself!

    • @stylesrj
      @stylesrj 5 років тому +5

      Archer?
      OK I kid I kid... please don't hurt me!

    • @HeadCannon1776
      @HeadCannon1776 5 років тому +2

      That's Sir Patrick Stewart. Knighted by our glorious Queen Herself.

    • @Karagianis
      @Karagianis 5 років тому +3

      Yeah, it just feels unnatural hearing that voice from someone with hair.

    • @hollyfindlay4051
      @hollyfindlay4051 5 років тому

      The best captain of the Enterprise, frankly...

    • @pocaiesc
      @pocaiesc 5 років тому

      @@hollyfindlay4051 Captain Kirk wants to have a word with you..........

  • @FadingDuch
    @FadingDuch 3 роки тому +43

    An addition to other benefits high level Actobatics lets you jump off the liquids (not only water, but lava also). Which is very helpful if you don't want to wander through million towers in Oblivion. You can jump around gates and get to the main tower at instant.

  • @Christian-rn1ur
    @Christian-rn1ur 4 роки тому +37

    Anyone wanting to give Oblivion a try, I highly recommend Maskar's Oblivion Overhaul mod. It adds too much to go onto in a UA-cam comment, bit I honestly couldn't play the game without it anymore. Elevated Oblivion to be the best in the series for me...
    Also a fun obscure mod called Goblin Games Room, which adds a casino with various goblin-based mini games you can bet on. Super fun.

  • @thadoubleapyt223
    @thadoubleapyt223 2 роки тому +2

    I'm an American, and I love this British Lad. I don't have Yorkshire Tea, but I want it

  • @myxfit
    @myxfit 5 років тому +129

    I'm not sure I'm on board with "Elon Husk". He looks more like a "Bister Mean" to me

  • @ultraderek
    @ultraderek 3 роки тому +304

    I played 500 hours of this game and never finished the main story line.

    • @canadian__ninja
      @canadian__ninja 2 роки тому +11

      Only 500, hmm?

    • @KartalaBreed
      @KartalaBreed 2 роки тому +34

      it's actually a really cool ending. took me a couple years to get around to doing the main story. it was a pleasant surprise.

    • @hrodvithit
      @hrodvithit 2 роки тому +15

      I finished skyrims main story in like 4 hours on my first playthrough, then never finished it again.

    • @GolfCrafter
      @GolfCrafter 2 роки тому

      Same

    • @petitpanierdosier3206
      @petitpanierdosier3206 2 роки тому

      It's already too much lmao

  • @apvanlaan
    @apvanlaan 4 роки тому +284

    I'm impressed, by attempting to create a mockery of Elon Musk you've managed to make a not so far off caricature of John Oliver, bravo

  • @Aikisbest
    @Aikisbest 2 роки тому +8

    I love how the game doesnt let you equip the enchanted rings again after doing the exploit, almost like a safeguard so it doesnt risk resetting or somehow screwing up the boost XD

  • @lanjieke
    @lanjieke 4 роки тому +159

    16:28 That's one frightfully masculine lady, Spiff.

  • @xeno2358
    @xeno2358 5 років тому +95

    There needs to be a mod that just replaces potions with tea.

    • @kjiklemmensen8306
      @kjiklemmensen8306 5 років тому +1

      Yorkshire tea at that

    • @kylethomas9130
      @kylethomas9130 5 років тому +1

      There is a alchemy item called tea leaves.

    • @casvandijck9338
      @casvandijck9338 Рік тому

      "To mix a Cup of Tea of Detect Life, mix Rat Meat and some Bread."

  • @GKiernan01
    @GKiernan01 4 роки тому +315

    Elon Husk vs. Reanu Keeves
    Actually, on second thought, no. Don't do that. They would tear apart the universe

    • @exhaustedmoron5570
      @exhaustedmoron5570 4 роки тому +2

      Dan dammito

    • @wtf_is_this_handle_shit
      @wtf_is_this_handle_shit 3 роки тому +20

      Only because Reanu Keeves would shout an infinite amount of black holes into existence, breaking reality as we know it and leaving Reanu as the last living entity in the entire multiverse

    • @TheLibermania
      @TheLibermania 3 роки тому +5

      Epic Rap Battles of History.

    • @charlieklein9420
      @charlieklein9420 3 роки тому +3

      @@TheLibermania REANU KEEVES VS ELLLLLLOOOOOONNNNNNNNN TUSK! BEGIN!

    • @lvl30dragon
      @lvl30dragon 3 роки тому

      kind of like goku and beerus!

  • @thegub2417
    @thegub2417 2 роки тому +4

    Man I'm still to small brain to beat oblivion

  • @mundanedew
    @mundanedew 5 років тому +40

    ,,Elon Husk only needs his (summon)friends, he doesn't need the rest of you."
    Oblivion - The Anime

  • @Knezy-fb5vu
    @Knezy-fb5vu 5 років тому +13

    9:32 muscle memory made him type what he really wanted to do first

  • @Mona-kg6hy
    @Mona-kg6hy 5 років тому +18

    As I was watching this, I got a notification that CallMeKevin just uploaded a video "Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion but I completely break it"
    I don't think I'd ever get such perfect timing again

    • @Mendoza-yi6qk
      @Mendoza-yi6qk 5 років тому +1

      You mean RT second's channel?

    • @lechienjade7946
      @lechienjade7946 5 років тому

      @@Mendoza-yi6qk feik

    • @Mendoza-yi6qk
      @Mendoza-yi6qk 5 років тому

      @@lechienjade7946 what means feik?

    • @lechienjade7946
      @lechienjade7946 5 років тому

      @@Mendoza-yi6qk I guess you don't watch CallMeKevin then.

    • @FilthTribeFTP
      @FilthTribeFTP 5 років тому

      @@Mendoza-yi6qk you mean RT is just Kevins second channel? Its ok to get confused sometimes

  • @Kernwadi
    @Kernwadi Рік тому +1

    “I’m awful, which means I’m fuel for awe.”
    -Bilbo Baggins

  • @booshmcfadden7638
    @booshmcfadden7638 2 роки тому +40

    Gods, what a monster. Your character creation scene made my eyes water.

  • @Owen.Fallon
    @Owen.Fallon 5 років тому +164

    I just ran out of tea, help.

    • @NowWeJustWinIt
      @NowWeJustWinIt 5 років тому +10

      unacceptable

    • @Owen.Fallon
      @Owen.Fallon 5 років тому +23

      They threw it in the harbour, juin,THEY THREW IT IN THE HARBOUR!

    • @psycogamig7592
      @psycogamig7592 5 років тому +5

      how dare u dont have a ton of tea ALWAYS in ur house?

    • @Owen.Fallon
      @Owen.Fallon 5 років тому +2

      Psyco,they threw it in the harbour.

    • @Owen.Fallon
      @Owen.Fallon 5 років тому +2

      Typos,listen to me, her majesty would never blame me for this, they threw it in the harbour.

  • @welcomeback-minecraft7890
    @welcomeback-minecraft7890 5 років тому +35

    10:29 and finally we are exiting the tutorial with our perfect character into the world of SKYRIM

  • @artemisexecrandi9751
    @artemisexecrandi9751 Рік тому +1

    “Out into the wider world of Skyrim” this is the effects of Tod Howard sickness

  • @furrymessiah
    @furrymessiah 5 років тому +77

    "She's got the head of a fish!"
    Legitimately laughed out loud at that throwaway joke.