ELDER SCROLLS MORROWIND Is A Perfectly Balanced Game With No Exploits - Excluding Invisibility Only

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  • The Elder Scrolls Morrowind is the 3rd entry to the fantastic video game series which created oblivion and skyrim. In fact, this is often regarded as the game that started it all and flung the elder scrolls series into the spotlight. Many would say that this is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits however today I will be using an exploit to glitch out the chameleon stat in the game as well as infinite gold exploits. Oh and a healthy dashing of infinite health, a glitch that makes you immune to damage. So yes invisibility only will be a unique challenge!
    What you have seen here today is part of a fantastic perfectly balanced series on youtube where I go from game to game and break them with wacky exploits to gain things like unlimited gold. If you enjoyed this then be sure to check out more. The style is similar to RT game and callmekevin in parts. A large influence on this series has come from Valefisk and The Killian Experience.
    So sit back relax and enjoy this Morrowind challenge!
    Patreon: / spiffing
    Twitter: @thespiffingbrit
    Discord: / discord
    Title: ELDER SCROLLS MORROWIND Is A Perfectly Balanced Game With No Exploits - Excluding Invisibility Only
    Last Video - SKYRIM A Perfectly Balanced Game With No Exploits - Can You Beat Skyrim With Only A Fork Challenge
    Last Last Skyrim Video: SKYRIM But I Use Modern Weapons To Break The Game - Can You Beat Skyrim With Only A MINIGUN?
    #funny #montage #Morrowind
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  • @cataclysm2773
    @cataclysm2773 4 роки тому +1187

    Start: "I am just a person"
    1 hour later: "What a fool you are. I'm a god. How can you kill a god? What a grand and intoxicating innocence. How could you be so naive? There is no escape. No Recall or Intervention can work in this place. Come. Lay down your weapons. It is not too late for my mercy."

    • @ZACHANDJACKSZACHSMAFIA
      @ZACHANDJACKSZACHSMAFIA 3 роки тому +17

      I have a joke, whats the best song about the house of Dagoth?
      Look Upon The Heart by wobblescoff, enjoy it!!

    • @TragicTester034
      @TragicTester034 3 роки тому +69

      @@ZACHANDJACKSZACHSMAFIA HERETIC ITS *DAGOTHWAVE*

    • @beanface7408
      @beanface7408 3 роки тому +5

      Join the Sixth House!

    • @Bea-the-one-and-only
      @Bea-the-one-and-only 3 роки тому +25

      @@TragicTester034 welcome moon and star, you come to me through, fire and war, Ooh, Ooh, come naravar, look upon the heart, upon the heart, Ooh, lay down your weapons it is not to late for my mercy, Ooh, Ooh,

    • @naturewandererZ
      @naturewandererZ 2 роки тому +5

      Thanks. Now dagoth wave is in my head.

  • @DeaDaR03
    @DeaDaR03 5 років тому +1737

    Morrowind is the type of game in which either you break it or it breaks you.

    • @Xelights
      @Xelights 5 років тому +65

      I didn't even get out of the tutorial area without the game breaking itself. It crashed so much I just gave up on it.

    • @sir_rodent
      @sir_rodent 5 років тому +21

      i counldnt find the corner club before it crashed

    • @Blossemfall
      @Blossemfall 5 років тому +65

      The game broke me. I played for like 15 minutes, got to Solstiem, and gave up because I had just come from Skyrim and Oblivion I couldn't handle it. I didn't even understand how to fight properly.

    • @fredfish6177
      @fredfish6177 5 років тому +30

      * Laughs in Fallout 76 *

    • @looowlayrs9584
      @looowlayrs9584 5 років тому +12

      And when you were 12 it did both

  •  4 роки тому +489

    The leader of the Blades as a shirtless skooma addict is still my favorite character choice in all of Elder Scrolls.

    • @tntTom174
      @tntTom174 4 роки тому +21

      ye...try to touch it and he kills ya. He's very touchy about it.

    • @DeuceGenius
      @DeuceGenius 3 роки тому +8

      u gotta sneak steal it like i always did. need the ninja suit from the dark brotherhood so you look cool doing it

    • @fenixchief7
      @fenixchief7 3 роки тому

      He killed me when I stole his pillow by accident just trying to sleep in his bed.

  • @troIIdier
    @troIIdier 2 роки тому +560

    Spiff's reaction to seeing an argonian in this game for the first time is the exact same one I had the first time I saw them in Oblivion

    • @tulabutt
      @tulabutt Рік тому +65

      Morrowind = actual unique beastman like models. Obilvion/Skyrim = humans with a lizard head.

    • @MRGilD0
      @MRGilD0 Рік тому +29

      @@tulabutt I kinda wish they used a different model for Khajiit tho. It's pretty weird seeing a feline walk the same way as a reptile.

    • @SylviaRustyFae
      @SylviaRustyFae Рік тому +5

      @@MRGilD0 That seems prty correct to me in a sense tho. Both are lithe, tho yeah they do normally achieve such in a slightly different way... I feel tho thats bcuz of size, if both were the same size as a human i feel theyd move prty similar

    • @toxic_shr00m
      @toxic_shr00m Рік тому +5

      ​@@SylviaRustyFae JUST WRITE THE FUCKING WORDS

    • @SylviaRustyFae
      @SylviaRustyFae Рік тому +8

      @@toxic_shr00m Im dyspraxic; which means i have less fine motor control and as such, i typo **a lot** more than most folk. I fix tons of typos in each comment i write
      To make myself typo less, i shorten tons of words where my meanin is clear even if my spellin is not rite. As long as im understood, its fine, and folk can always ask me for clarity...
      Or i cud expend tons more spoons and energy and time on each comment to satisfy pedantic folk who cant stand the way i write out of some snobbish grammarian beliefs about how theres only one way to write every word
      English used to be rife with examples of folk spellin every word in diff ways from each other and meanin bein understood from context despite imexactness. Shakespeare wrote his own name a half dozen ways

  • @Robertsnaith
    @Robertsnaith 5 років тому +2616

    - Become completely invisible
    - Infiltrate Yorkshire
    - Find out where they are hiding the tea plantation
    - Secure the Tea
    - Become the tea Baron of Britain
    - Achieve tea based enlightenment

    • @willquenichet6211
      @willquenichet6211 5 років тому +69

      Robertsnaith *Uncle Iroh entered the chat*

    • @jasonschumacher1412
      @jasonschumacher1412 5 років тому +33

      no just max out charisma and ask to be the tea Barron of Britain much faster that way

    • @TheZephyrsWind
      @TheZephyrsWind 5 років тому +11

      & get a real life achievement & trophy notification pop up when you do it.

    • @AdurianJ
      @AdurianJ 5 років тому +7

      That's gonna be difficult considering their 24/7 security has free tea.

    • @seba2000100
      @seba2000100 5 років тому +3

      enligh'tee'ment

  • @mg42sd
    @mg42sd 5 років тому +1526

    Mage 1: "Who's that weird patatohead-stickman, casting soul trap at the floor?"
    Mage 2: "I don't know, but i LOVE his personality!"

  • @mathius_aoc8604
    @mathius_aoc8604 2 роки тому +1143

    Morrowind is a perfect example of why games don’t need to be perfectly balanced though. The freedom of systems like spell creation are part of what make the game so fun and replayable!

    • @liamconverse8950
      @liamconverse8950 2 роки тому +22

      You can break any game you want really if you just look up cheap ways to do it on the internet, but doesn't that kind of defeat the whole purpose of playing the game and figuring it out on your own?

    • @duckgo2296
      @duckgo2296 2 роки тому +61

      @@liamconverse8950 everyone who played it the first time of course played it with no exploits. Players only go to exploit territory when they already have experienced most of what the game has to offer.

    • @sandeman1776
      @sandeman1776 2 роки тому +12

      3000 hours amongst 4 characters and I just started a new playthrough.

    • @dicktater4801
      @dicktater4801 2 роки тому +5

      I'm imagining tarhiel exploiting enchantment success chance mechanics, thinking he's hot stuff with his o.p. acrobatics scrolls. He was the first Speedrunner. Rip.

    • @toast6375
      @toast6375 2 роки тому +20

      2 types of games
      1. Well polished game
      2. Bethesda

  • @Gilpow
    @Gilpow 4 роки тому +590

    That's not how you steal stuff in the tutorial area. In fact when he opens the inventory 7:40 you can see he has nothing of what he thought he had stolen.
    When the guard halted him, they confiscated the stolen items. To prevent this, you need to place the item on the floor right after you take it.

    • @lagunalibre117
      @lagunalibre117 4 роки тому +39

      Gilpow ive seen a couple of videos about this guy “breaking a game”.... he does a terrible job at it..... just clicked on this to verify he has not improved since...

    • @shinikamizlight9755
      @shinikamizlight9755 4 роки тому +19

      Was about to comment the same... I discover this when I was 8 years old

    • @bradwalston2436
      @bradwalston2436 4 роки тому +138

      @@lagunalibre117 Yeah sorry infinite damage and immunity to death isn't "BROKEN" enough for you.

    • @DamianSzajnowski
      @DamianSzajnowski 3 роки тому +11

      @@TaikaJamppa Damn, all defensive since I don't have a tea, huh!?

    • @johnbockman6078
      @johnbockman6078 3 роки тому +8

      If I remember well, he said to take the release order from the table and put it back, after which you can steal the books on the shelf and the guard won't do anything. It's when you have the release order in your inventory that you'll be arrested, and that's when the books are confiscated.

  • @puppysect
    @puppysect 5 років тому +842

    "See that mountain? You can soultrap it."
    - Hodd Toward at E3 2001.

    • @nch2004
      @nch2004 5 років тому +14

      @En' Peacee Shekelstein 16 times 0 is still 0

    • @rumpustime5460
      @rumpustime5460 5 років тому +40

      "See that mountain? You can buy the special dlc to go there, and also buy this premium mountain gem to soul trap it. Using the mountain's soul removes the default 5 item limit on your inventory."
      -Hodd Toward 2019.

    • @EricChien95
      @EricChien95 4 роки тому

      @@rumpustime5460 Thats Pete Hines

    • @santiagoguizzardi3099
      @santiagoguizzardi3099 4 роки тому

      @@nch2004 16 times 0 is 1 but it's broken anyway

    • @almostadirector
      @almostadirector 4 роки тому

      I just made it 666 likes

  • @Count.Saruman
    @Count.Saruman 5 років тому +490

    Reanu Keeves and Hodd Toward.
    If this switching around of initials continues, I'll start pronouncing 'The Spiffing Brit' as 'The Briefing Spit'.

    • @BenBlackEquinoxEngelhard
      @BenBlackEquinoxEngelhard 5 років тому +34

      I just call him the "Spitting Tit".

    • @r3dp9
      @r3dp9 5 років тому +3

      Keanu Howard?

    • @tristanmitchell1242
      @tristanmitchell1242 5 років тому +11

      @@r3dp9 The Spiffing British Todd Reaves, owner and chief quality control officer of Yorkshire Tea, and archmage of all Morrowind.

    • @metetural9140
      @metetural9140 5 років тому +7

      What about Melon Usk?

    • @Count.Saruman
      @Count.Saruman 5 років тому +7

      @@BenBlackEquinoxEngelhard Wohn Jick approves. A spitting tit is a very effective murder weapon. I have been very satisfied with it in Isengeonosis.

  • @dazzanai560
    @dazzanai560 2 роки тому +405

    I like how he tries to take the plate at the start but he does it wrong and loses it and just glosses over it lol

    • @djwiggles666
      @djwiggles666 2 роки тому +42

      He doesn't even bother to show people how to correctly get it. 😂

    • @Ma1q444
      @Ma1q444 2 роки тому +5

      😂😂😂😂😂😂 Fr

    • @dragnbreath1
      @dragnbreath1 2 роки тому +11

      Don't you just have to drop it before dialogue starts then pick it back up after?

    • @dazzanai560
      @dazzanai560 2 роки тому +34

      @@dragnbreath1 you have to drop it before the guard talks to you and then you can pick it up no problem

    • @MRGilD0
      @MRGilD0 Рік тому +26

      It's really annoyingly funny how he's making fun of the game, but he continues to do the exploit completely wrong.

  • @kamorikioko
    @kamorikioko 2 роки тому +386

    > Shows an exploit to steal everything saying it has no consequences
    > doesn't realise the guard confiscated everything
    > doesn't even continue stealing everything
    > doesn't even try to sell any of it
    > has to walk to balmora.
    Spiff. What happened here 😂

    • @Randych
      @Randych Рік тому

      That's how you travel from London to Manchester after you got bonked by some lumpy wankers in a backyard

    • @satanicglobalistilluminati8100
      @satanicglobalistilluminati8100 Рік тому +14

      it does "work" he just did it wrong, you grab it then it says your crime has been reported then you open your inventory and set it down then they tell you its ok then you grab it.

    • @Kernwadi
      @Kernwadi Рік тому +9

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    • @Mephilis78
      @Mephilis78 Рік тому +3

      yeah. Spiffing Brit is a perfectly balanced person with no exploits.

    • @Mephilis78
      @Mephilis78 Рік тому +3

      @@Kernwadi that's a lovely list of buzzwords you have compiled. Is that a list of IRL Deus Ex Machinas?

  • @BenWillock
    @BenWillock 5 років тому +558

    That's a silt strider.
    If I remember correctly, the Dunmer domesticate it by hacking away parts of it's carapace and gently squeezing it's organs until it does what they want it to do.
    Lovely.

    • @jacobfreeman5444
      @jacobfreeman5444 4 роки тому +121

      Sounds like a typical tamrielian. See a new creature? Immediately figure out how to mangle it so you can enslave it.

    • @LordofDaggerfall
      @LordofDaggerfall 4 роки тому +68

      Tbf the dark and high elves are racist trash lore wise. The other races of tamriel are pretty chill. Besides, ya know, the whole Nord thing or the imperials destruction of the akavir. Maybe the khajiit are cool, but they are heavily complicit in trade of drugs and slaves. Argonians are devil worshipping killers. Wood elves maybe? I dont have one for them.

    • @jacobfreeman5444
      @jacobfreeman5444 4 роки тому +69

      . They actively spread their forest. Which means they are slowly stealing land from others. This is why the khajiit have a problem with them. The khajiit are fine with their jungles and deserts and here comes wood elves.

    • @nafaka12
      @nafaka12 4 роки тому +60

      The wood elves are cannibals aswell

    • @jacobfreeman5444
      @jacobfreeman5444 4 роки тому +75

      @@nafaka12 Religious cannibals. Their green pact means they are strictly carnivorous and cannot waste any meat. Even meat of sentient beings. Which is no weirder than any other religious on tamriel.

  • @JNM11787
    @JNM11787 5 років тому +507

    fortify spells mixed with soul trap cast at ur feet....makes the alchemy exploit look like an actual mechanic

    • @obct537
      @obct537 4 роки тому +23

      Alchemy is farrrrrrrrr more broken in this game than the soul trap exploit.

    • @tehlinik5951
      @tehlinik5951 4 роки тому +20

      Did +10000 int/luck/endurance potions (in one potion) with 40000 sec duration 40 minutes in the game.

    • @Umcarasemvideo
      @Umcarasemvideo 4 роки тому +67

      It's not just a mechanic... It's Lore.
      Seriously there's a character in universe that does the "exploit" to become the best mathematician in Tamriel, if not the world.

    • @Gibby34340
      @Gibby34340 4 роки тому +8

      @@Umcarasemvideo Wait, who? I've dug into the lore of the series and haven't heard of that. I'm intrigued.

    • @Gibby34340
      @Gibby34340 4 роки тому +11

      @1 2 I wonder if Stephen Hawking used that same exploit irl...

  • @PhantomSavage
    @PhantomSavage 4 роки тому +393

    Dr. Sir. Spifficus Britaniacus.
    Lord of Tea. Maester of Exploits. Authority on War Crimes.

  • @bobbyfirmansyah8580
    @bobbyfirmansyah8580 4 роки тому +234

    First Playthrough : Stealthy Archer
    Second Playthrough : Stealthy Berserker
    Third Playthrough : Lmao potion maker who become the richest man in morrowind in matter of hour and becoming the legendary warrior-ninja-mage who could jump higher than wtc building and run faster than sonic the hedgehog who shoot poisonous kamehameha that effect at least 10 km radius.
    Good game 10/10 very balanced

    • @safetytheflamewolf
      @safetytheflamewolf 4 роки тому +8

      Ah yes Morrowind. I always loved to use the Soul Trap exploit to give me ungodly Str and then go on murderous rampages resulting in many empty towns with the random Guards and a Bounty so high you can't even tell how high the bounty really is

    • @safetytheflamewolf
      @safetytheflamewolf 4 роки тому +5

      Oh and many broken weapons

    • @snowblood74
      @snowblood74 3 роки тому +1

      Exactly what I love about this game xD

    • @michaelweiske702
      @michaelweiske702 3 роки тому +9

      My experience:
      First Playthrough: Shit Dunmer
      Second Playthrough: Shit Nord
      Third Playthrough: Shit Dunmer again
      Fourth Playthrough: Shit Altmer
      Fifth Playthrough: Shit Dunmer again
      Sixth Playthrough: Actually decent medium armored swordsman
      Seventh Playthrough: Broken

    • @raistlarn
      @raistlarn 3 роки тому +4

      Did that with god mode on. This is one of the few games you can be killed by damage with god mode enabled. Just make your kamehameha and shoot an atronach. They have 20% reflect, and the damage overflow will kill you while you are in godmode.

  • @trygveplaustrum4634
    @trygveplaustrum4634 5 років тому +224

    So, here's how selling stuff works in Morrowind: "Hey, wanna buy this Iron Dagger?"
    "Why the heck would I buy that trash-"
    "I'm gonna put my signature on it."
    *"I'LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK."*

    • @mandude7358
      @mandude7358 5 років тому +8

      OUR stock comrade

    • @mandude7358
      @mandude7358 5 років тому +13

      Comrade! Steel production is down. I said comrade, you must sleep on the ground. I said COMRADE! Seize the fac'try in town/ There's no need! To! Be! A! Wage slave! Comrade! There's a place you can go. I said comrade, when the fires go cold. You can stay there! And I'm sure you'll find ways! To! Make! Your! Self! Use! full!

    • @fynnsellex9310
      @fynnsellex9310 5 років тому +4

      @@mandude7358 You made me sing that out loud, now that song is gonna be stuck in my head for the entire day. Thanks for that, comrade.

    • @trygveplaustrum4634
      @trygveplaustrum4634 5 років тому +3

      @@mandude7358 It's fun to work in the YOU! ESS! ESS! ARE!

  • @firockfinion3326
    @firockfinion3326 5 років тому +558

    Hodd Toward: "I'll trade this little iron dagger for your two most expensive items and all of your gold."
    Merchant:
    Hodd Toward:
    Merchant: "Yeah sure."

    • @Haimgard
      @Haimgard 5 років тому +47

      Hodd Toward: It just works.

    • @anthonyturner9442
      @anthonyturner9442 4 роки тому +17

      To be fair he does have a doctorate in khajit trading.

    • @Sparkle8205
      @Sparkle8205 4 роки тому +1

      Ayy a neopets player!

    • @Blacklist775
      @Blacklist775 4 роки тому

      @@anthonyturner9442 no that is Reeanu Keeves This is Hod Toward. Its not Khajit trading, its 67 outfall swindling.

    • @firstname4097
      @firstname4097 4 роки тому

      @@Sparkle8205 my sister and my mom used to play that game. My favorite was playing soccer ("football") and the strange ship game, as well as the ones to test your reflexes like the board breaking game
      also my favorite neopet was the one displayed on the board breaking game, and neopets is free UNLIKE WEBKINZ

  • @user-pm1gb2eo1s
    @user-pm1gb2eo1s 4 роки тому +218

    >Todd Howard on drugs
    That’s not how you say “Michael Kirkbride”, pall

    • @hochimane6535
      @hochimane6535 3 роки тому +3

      @spam acc imagine what his weed budget must be

    • @dickboy5274
      @dickboy5274 3 роки тому +4

      @spam acc Michael took lsd for the making of morrowind's lore but ok zoomer

    • @midday-moonlight6867
      @midday-moonlight6867 2 роки тому +1

      @@dickboy5274 that’s not true, it’s just a widely circulated rumor with no real backing.

    • @dickboy5274
      @dickboy5274 2 роки тому

      @@midday-moonlight6867 backing? Who need that when you have prophetic visions manifested by crack?

  • @kalalmarak6384
    @kalalmarak6384 4 роки тому +43

    16:55 If staring at the floor to avoid eyes contact with strangers is the way to develop a great personality and popularity, I should be Reanu Keeves by now

    • @tob8
      @tob8 2 роки тому

      Heh, funny

  • @danieldancza6171
    @danieldancza6171 5 років тому +806

    Morrowind: 100% chameleon.
    Oblivion: 100% chameleon.
    Skyrim: No chameleon.
    Elder scrolls 6: Unknown levels of chameleon.
    Will they return to tradition?

  • @barmetler
    @barmetler 5 років тому +351

    "High Elf"
    They sure got that right.

    • @sagarnegi9464
      @sagarnegi9464 4 роки тому +1

      I was also thinking the same thing.

    • @dvnweak5171
      @dvnweak5171 4 роки тому

      I died of laughing lmao

    • @Kalenz1234
      @Kalenz1234 4 роки тому +2

      Now if he shared in the Blades' Skooma addiction he would become a true HIGH elf.

  • @Werchiel
    @Werchiel 4 роки тому +77

    Did you know Todd Howard was also responsible for all the horse animations in Morrowind? Amazing Job!

  • @cuagg1
    @cuagg1 2 роки тому +140

    Protip: if you dont wanna do a bunch of mages guild quests before getting feet of notorgo from Only-He-Stands-There you can go to fort moonmoth (a bit east of balmora) and talk to somutis vunnus for the spell with no requirements whatsoever. Also if you wanna easily steal something without being caught to get ez money just jump at the same time you steal the item and you wont get caught.

    • @notfred1233
      @notfred1233 2 роки тому +2

      No shit?

    • @cuagg1
      @cuagg1 2 роки тому +9

      @@notfred1233 yeah I'm being deadass

    • @MsDick-tm9we
      @MsDick-tm9we 2 роки тому +10

      Jump and steal is a lie

    • @anthonyheade7202
      @anthonyheade7202 2 роки тому +4

      Try Ring of Aversion from Verick Germain in Caldera. You can steal anything in the game with less than 10 stealth if you are behind npc

    • @liamconverse8950
      @liamconverse8950 2 роки тому +15

      In this video he says you can just walk up to the mages guild quest giver at level one and they'll give you the quest to go to the argonian in the South Wall corner club but that's not even true there are a number of prerequisites before you can get that Quest that this video doesn't mention...

  • @Caeloth
    @Caeloth 5 років тому +73

    I remember playing Morrowind when it first came out, I noticed you can barter into the negative, and so for fun I tried to offer -200 for something worth 200, and it worked. I got the item and 200 coins

    • @happiestaku6646
      @happiestaku6646 2 роки тому +18

      It truly is a perfectly balanced game.

    • @jage570
      @jage570 2 роки тому +10

      It just works.

  • @TheTendermen
    @TheTendermen 5 років тому +103

    I can just imagine the reaction from the villagers from Balmora
    "Hey you know that outlander that arrived in town last night"
    "He is now essentially a god now"

    • @boiledelephant
      @boiledelephant 5 років тому +27

      "I met him this morning. He was so charming I sold him everything in my shop for 1 gold. Then he summoned an army of zombies and turned invisible. Somehow I still found him very charming, though."

    • @gelatnis
      @gelatnis 4 роки тому +9

      Maybe he was born with it. Maybe it's Yorkshire Tea©.

    • @miguelpereira9859
      @miguelpereira9859 4 роки тому +2

      @@boiledelephant Now that's what I call role-playing

  • @jexom
    @jexom 4 роки тому +735

    >Makes a video about exploits
    >Doesn't actually steal the limeware platter
    Smh

    • @obct537
      @obct537 4 роки тому +53

      Honestly, this was a pretty mediocre "exploit" of this game honestly lol

    • @Gilpow
      @Gilpow 4 роки тому +27

      That triggered me really bad

    • @nazzeem_4388
      @nazzeem_4388 4 роки тому +5

      How did he get to that mission in the mages guild ive done 3 quests and havent gitten that quest

    • @Gilpow
      @Gilpow 4 роки тому +5

      @@nazzeem_4388 you just need to do more quests, don't worry
      Have fun!

    • @syphonwarlock7685
      @syphonwarlock7685 4 роки тому +65

      @Jon Dillon you have to drop the limeware plate before the guard talks to you, otherwise the guard takes it from you.
      If you look at his inventory when he shows it afterwards, he doesn't have anything but the release papers.

  • @TrampyPulsar
    @TrampyPulsar 4 роки тому +170

    "I feel like half this game was made by todd howard on drugs"
    Close, it was made by Kirkbride, who was definately on drugs when he did the lore and story concepts for the game.

    • @siegfriedhiryu4660
      @siegfriedhiryu4660 4 роки тому +4

      Can you provide a source? Half the time I'm convinced someone took a joke and turned it into fact.

    • @DickThunderchamp
      @DickThunderchamp 4 роки тому +32

      It was all written in a week long amphetamines binge

    • @swahilimaster
      @swahilimaster 4 роки тому +32

      @@siegfriedhiryu4660 It was only true to my knowledge for when he wrote the 36 lessons of Vivec, people take that interview and try to extend it to the whole game.

    • @namelastname766
      @namelastname766 4 роки тому +3

      nah it was made by some guy who drinks fifty bottles of vodka a day who was on 5 bags of cocaine.

    • @711ish
      @711ish 4 роки тому +1

      DRUUUGS DUDE LMAO

  • @redzool
    @redzool 5 років тому +277

    Everytime the spiffing Brit says this is a perfectly balanced game it makes me think of a dodgy car salesman

    • @Zappygunshot
      @Zappygunshot 4 роки тому +14

      *slaps top of video game*
      This bad boy can fit so many bugs in it!

    • @ed_weird
      @ed_weird 4 роки тому +1

      This comment also reminds me of how I bought my car. Hmm.

  • @ismellfunny67
    @ismellfunny67 5 років тому +177

    I used to enchant shields with levitation and magic resistance, matched with the boots of blinding speed. I got so bored after beating the game that I just flew around nuking towns with insanely powerful spells.

    • @Nynja123TRT
      @Nynja123TRT 4 роки тому +10

      Did the same with Oblivion in a legitimate save with no cheatsies.
      Made a drain health spell that had range and OHKO'd every NPC bar the flagged important NPCs.
      Oblivion is actually so good :')

    • @sheep83
      @sheep83 4 роки тому +12

      I seem to remember enchanting my armour to get 100%, or very near it, damage reflect in Oblivion. Just walked around letting everything hit me till it died.

    • @Archades6969
      @Archades6969 4 роки тому +6

      That was my nightly ending ceremony when I was done for the day. Save then nuke the town for the fun of it lol.

  • @lycanlube7484
    @lycanlube7484 4 роки тому +27

    Ken Rolston was the lead designer for Bethesda's role-playing game, The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind, Todd was lead manager

  • @ltsIris
    @ltsIris Рік тому +21

    4:01
    Fun fact, "that thing" is in the Dragonborn DLC of Skyrim and it's a living thing
    The more you know

  • @arueshalaetablebuildingsociety
    @arueshalaetablebuildingsociety 5 років тому +332

    Are we going to to see a "Transport Tycoon is entirely fair and balanced"?

    • @davankrueger1725
      @davankrueger1725 5 років тому +4

      that is becase it is

    • @gemsdirtykitchen3658
      @gemsdirtykitchen3658 5 років тому +15

      except building roads over competitor's railroads and then destroying them. :-)

    • @davankrueger1725
      @davankrueger1725 5 років тому +2

      @@gemsdirtykitchen3658 nothing unbaliced it is truely pufect

    • @chriscary4074
      @chriscary4074 5 років тому +6

      @@davankrueger1725 /murders the first born child of competitor to scare them out of buisness\
      Yup, perfectly balanced

    • @sethmoyer
      @sethmoyer 5 років тому +7

      OpenTTD is a fantastic project, and it runs great on modern computers. I prefer the RollerCoaster Tycoon games but I do understand why people may prefer TTD.

  • @YouTubecanfuckagoat
    @YouTubecanfuckagoat 5 років тому +188

    Tea✅. Digestive biscuits✅ Comfy spot on the couch✅. Continue.

    • @capitalistdave6073
      @capitalistdave6073 5 років тому +2

      Replace the tea with coffee

    • @AxeSwingingManiac
      @AxeSwingingManiac 5 років тому +3

      You forgot to kiss your picture of the queen and bless glorious Britain sir

    • @broccoliface4501
      @broccoliface4501 5 років тому +1

      Are dark chocolate digestives allowed?

  • @FelisImpurrator
    @FelisImpurrator 4 роки тому +11

    For some extra fun: I believe that if you put a few points of AOE on a cast on target buff, you can permaspell other entities with the soultrap cheese.
    This means those permanent summons can also have ten thousand health and deal apocalyptic damage with their total lack of weapon durability.

  • @Cragmortis
    @Cragmortis Рік тому +17

    This game truly makes you feel like the reincarnation of an ancient warrior hero of the dunmer.

    • @JoeEnderman
      @JoeEnderman 11 місяців тому +4

      Welcome moon and star.

  • @haiguizeify
    @haiguizeify 5 років тому +265

    "Morrowind is broken"
    I mean, intelligence potions stack which makes your next potion more powerful and you can buy the ingredients in shops, so...

    • @agihammerthief8953
      @agihammerthief8953 5 років тому +46

      Skooma also stacks, so you can huff a thousand bottles of the stuff and jump across Vvardenfel in one hop (getting splatted by Mistress Gravity at the end).

    • @IvanSoregashi
      @IvanSoregashi 5 років тому +7

      Isn't that pretty logical tho?

    • @seanpowers1899
      @seanpowers1899 5 років тому +14

      It was a beautiful moment when I made potions so strong I got 50k Intelligence and Luck, made a series of spells Hand of God #1-3, which got my hand to hand up to 2500. One power attack knocks Mournhold guard down for an entire minute. Good times 10/10

    • @Creepybusguy
      @Creepybusguy 5 років тому +2

      @@seanpowers1899 I did the same but made a fireball that obliterated Balmora

    • @F0r3v3rT0m0rr0w
      @F0r3v3rT0m0rr0w 5 років тому +5

      And its piss easy to do, The speedrun of this game is .... very fast.

  • @silentwatcher5134
    @silentwatcher5134 5 років тому +217

    Spiff: picks haircut
    Me: “by azura by azura by azura!”

    • @mako4268
      @mako4268 4 роки тому +5

      😂

    • @WeirdTroll666
      @WeirdTroll666 4 роки тому +6

      Why god why.....

    • @BurritoLuvr
      @BurritoLuvr 3 роки тому +12

      I can’t believe it’s you..standing here, next to me!

    • @Green-Raccoon777
      @Green-Raccoon777 3 роки тому +4

      @@BurritoLuvr I can't believe it's *you...* Standing *here,* next to *me!*
      You gotta add emphasis on those words.

    • @beanface7408
      @beanface7408 3 роки тому +1

      "It's the Grand Champion!"

  • @allmightybison5629
    @allmightybison5629 Рік тому +6

    Funny thing in the Census area where the Captain gives your duties. He happens to have a warehouse key behind in the bookshelf. You can drop every item you've looted in the previous room (making sure the cursor doesn't just delete the dropped item) and swiftly grab the key & open your inventory. You drop the key, be warned once more that this is a tutorial area, then proceed on picking up everything you've dropped. All items dropped are overwritten from being stolen items & won't cause any trouble picking them back up. The very next door in front happens to be the warehouse and with the key, you can plunder every confiscated goods in there including a decent armor set, Skooma & Moon Sugar. You can set your path to Balmora & the mage guild's Khajiit will be happy to buy off any illegal goods. 2000 g per day to be made.

  • @kurroshin750
    @kurroshin750 4 роки тому +12

    Putting max sanctuary on was pretty fun too. You could also drain any skill by 100 points for 1 sec on self and then train with a novice trainer for one gold. The spell wears off and you keep the point. You can get almost every stat to 100 with the beginning trainers in Balmora. It's pretty great.

    • @MrSeedi76
      @MrSeedi76 2 роки тому +5

      That can be exploited even further by making a spell "Drain skill 100 on self and Fortify Skill 100 on touch". That way you can turn any trainer into a master level trainer for every skill for which you make a spell because as soon as one of his skills is raised to 100 he will offer training for that skill.

  • @barneyrubble4293
    @barneyrubble4293 5 років тому +72

    Just when i thought Seymour Clevarge was the most impressive specimen I've ever seen there's Hodd Toward

    • @MouseGoat
      @MouseGoat 5 років тому

      you silly fool, no one can see the mighty Hodd Toward ^^

  • @PTB_BE
    @PTB_BE 5 років тому +286

    Invisible Brits Colonizing?
    *OH YES*

    • @PTB_BE
      @PTB_BE 5 років тому +14

      @@thespiffingbrit Invisible flags walking into your country, and the tea walks itself out

    • @nerofl89
      @nerofl89 5 років тому

      @@thespiffingbrit To be fair, you start as a prisoner on a boat, heading to a very large island, honestly I thought you would go with a name with an Australian theme.

    • @BlueNEXUSGaming
      @BlueNEXUSGaming 5 років тому +2

      The only problem with the plan is the invisible flags, so nobody knows that it's Brittan. It could be a Xerox of your Butt, and nobody would know.

  • @vinnyhogan7851
    @vinnyhogan7851 4 роки тому +27

    I loved watching this so much. Me and my friend used to do this when we were obsessed with this game when I was 13 (15 years ago!!) finished whole playthroughs with suped up characters. Only prob was the guilds would still read your stats as the base number for advancement requirements.

  • @yuridapted7459
    @yuridapted7459 Рік тому +6

    “i’ve had nightmares of that thing, and i’ve never played this game!”
    god i love this so much

  • @ultraliskbuilder5831
    @ultraliskbuilder5831 5 років тому +160

    "Most charismatic person in the entire universe"
    *Keanu*
    The tea gods smile upon this decision.
    ( 16:25 )

  • @BlueNEXUSGaming
    @BlueNEXUSGaming 5 років тому +133

    You actually want Luck, not Intelligence.
    Fortify Ability can be bought at the first town with a bit of Exploration.
    There's also a Quest for locating the local Tax Collector (no Quest Giver NPC), you can Rob him of his Gold (corpse guarded by some Mud Crabs near the first town on a little bit of land with heavy bushes, it's about the same distance to the oversized flea you can hire as a transport), then say he had nothing to the guy who asked for your class.
    Those items you stole at the beginning can be actually stolen, but you need to Drop them before you are spoken to.
    You can comfortably leave the first town with roughly 1k if you do all of the quests, which involves beating up the murderer of the Tax Collector (in the Slums, he fist fights you) as well as looting a secret stash in a hollow treestump (you can spy on the guy putting it in the stump from atop the Lighthouse).
    With 100k Luck you can literally buy things for free, which is normally an infinitesimally close to zero percent.
    Like, literally 1 Gold has a 1000% higher chance to succeed, not an exaggeration.
    Also, for more stable Spellmaking, you want to set both to 2 Seconds. Additionally, if you play as a Kahjit your Character gets Bonus Damage on your Punches. Can't break your Fists.
    Also, if you follow the path left, you can find 3 Scrolls of Fortify Acrobatics (the only 3 I'm aware of in the game).
    Hodd Toward is actually not the strongest, as I had Fortify 199.9k in every Stat. Once a Stat reached Lv 100 it would have totaled 200k.
    If you don't have Spell Reflection or Spell Absorption you can lose your godly fortifications to a stray Dispel.

    • @Yotanido
      @Yotanido 5 років тому +10

      You can also give the money (200 gold) of the tax collector to socucius, kill the murderer and get 500 gold as reward. Plus some healing potions from the lighthouse lady iirc.

    • @BlueNEXUSGaming
      @BlueNEXUSGaming 5 років тому +9

      @@Yotanido
      Yeah, but my point was that you don't *need* to return the money, as there is no benefit for it outside of Fame. You can keep the cash, kill the murderer, get the items from the Widow & the bounty from killing the murderer. 700 Gold + Loot from that Quest alone.
      Also there's some Lockpicks you can use to unlock a Chest before you exit the first building with your papers, and the Magic Ring in the barrel just before the second building.
      The first town is absolutely full of loot.

    • @Yotanido
      @Yotanido 5 років тому +7

      @@BlueNEXUSGaming Oh, for sure. There's even an axe in a tree stump. The ring you actually have to take, or it won't let you through the door.
      As for the chest, you get directed toward it when you pick up the lock pick, though there's only like 30 gold in there.
      Didn't know you get the 500 gold even if you don't give him the money. Good to know.

    • @BlueNEXUSGaming
      @BlueNEXUSGaming 5 років тому +7

      @@Yotanido
      Oh? I sometimes left the Ring behind actually. Perhaps they patched it. I was on the Xbox Original version (complete with the memory overflow crashes)

    • @Yotanido
      @Yotanido 5 років тому +5

      @@BlueNEXUSGaming Ah, I've only ever played the game of the year edition on PC. (Using vanilla engine at first and in the last two years or so with OpenMW)

  • @kunnyfunte8165
    @kunnyfunte8165 Рік тому +7

    Seeing the "sir dr" part at the beginning reminded me of my titles. I got bored over a few months so decided I'd try to collect as many titles as possible so far i have "lord sir reverend" but now it seems I need to work on the doctorate too

  • @shootahgun
    @shootahgun 4 роки тому +4

    cool tip the dark elf you see in the ship with you at the start of the game in Morrowind is the same dark elf you find in the soul cairn in the skyrim dlc

  • @zacharyheine4177
    @zacharyheine4177 5 років тому +75

    "He's not just an undercover agent, he's actually a drug addict!"

  • @alwust96
    @alwust96 5 років тому +115

    btw the quest he shows, is the like 8th quest from the Balmora Mages guild, somewhat false info by spiff tztztztzz the morrowind fans are not amused

    • @pissedoffturtle7333
      @pissedoffturtle7333 4 роки тому +7

      Let's hope this strongly worded comment makes him buck his ideas up.

    • @gavenatkins7953
      @gavenatkins7953 4 роки тому +12

      Thank u, was so confused, I was going right along his video and was just boggled and now idk what to do lol. But this helps thank u

    • @Gibby34340
      @Gibby34340 4 роки тому +3

      Yeah, I was like WTF. Did he somehow sequence-skip a questline...?

    • @boatinglamp2076
      @boatinglamp2076 4 роки тому +30

      An easier way of getting fortify attribute is to go to the Balmora Temple and buy divine aid from Llarara Omayn

    • @doctordirt4481
      @doctordirt4481 4 роки тому +2

      @@boatinglamp2076 thank you

  • @Avigorus
    @Avigorus 4 роки тому +16

    I loved the exoticness of Morrowind, and now can't wait for Skywind to be released. Seriously I'd do *ANYTHING* to see that update come to fruition!!

  • @Major_Fuzzz
    @Major_Fuzzz 3 роки тому +49

    I love how offended he is about how tall the high elf is and how the argonian bodies look in Morrowind, when thats really how they SHOULD be in Skyrim. Like it makes ense that different races are different sizes and different anatomies, I'd love to have seen that type of stuff in skyrim!

    • @bugboy9915
      @bugboy9915 2 роки тому +3

      Lets hope es6 makes argonians and khajiits great again and unique

  • @dza1104
    @dza1104 5 років тому +36

    When Morrowind came out, I was amazed by the graphics. I installed it three years ago and all my childhood memories were destroyed..

    • @thedarkness125
      @thedarkness125 5 років тому +6

      There are mods that make it look quite good. Still not amazing but quite good.

    • @XenophonQ
      @XenophonQ 5 років тому +8

      Check out the Morrowing Sound and Graphics overhaul. Honestly looks better than vanilla skyrim.

    • @PK-rg9lx
      @PK-rg9lx 5 років тому +4

      @@XenophonQ This is the way to play it right here. Plus there are (I think) 2k/4k textures available too. It absolutely destroys vanilla Oblivion by comparison.

    • @dza1104
      @dza1104 5 років тому +2

      I quit gaming a while ago and only own a notebook at the moment that hardly runs any games. But thanks for the input guys.

    • @stylesrj
      @stylesrj 5 років тому +8

      @@dza1104
      For a second, I thought you said you had an actual notebook... and that would explain why it'd hardly run any game.

  • @jarredjones3358
    @jarredjones3358 5 років тому +43

    One of my favorite things about playing Morrowind "As intended" was that some things were just tougher than you. You walk into the wrong bandit cave and a level 20 bandit with a glass war-axe of paralysis would just light your shit up. More modern games like Oblivion and Skyrim would scale the enemies with your player level so you always had a fighting chance. There were some truly hard enemies in Morrowind that were just unbeatable if you weren't tough enough.

    • @Novasky2007
      @Novasky2007 5 років тому +7

      I experienced something like that when a big maggot thing chased me screaming all the way out of the swamp and back into town where it killed several guards while i coward in a corner but i got a bunch of free gear from the aftermath XD

    • @phoenixlordx4625
      @phoenixlordx4625 5 років тому +7

      Huh? Draugr lords, giants and mammoths for example have a minimum level. You cant beat them right away. Actually most enemies are at least level 10 and start to scale later on. I died enough times in Skyrim fighting enemies that were still too strong for me.

    • @jarredjones3358
      @jarredjones3358 5 років тому +7

      @@phoenixlordx4625 Agreed, my first troll whooped my ass. Many of the enemies scale with you though. In oblivion quest rewards would scale with you as well, and if you wanted the best possible gear you had to be like level 26. Doing a quest for a good unique weapon super early would render it almost useless much later in the game, since it would stay scaled down for a lower level character. In Morrowind if you could find some end-game gear early on it stayed good for the whole game.

    • @boiledelephant
      @boiledelephant 5 років тому +7

      ​They both have their own implementation flaws. Skyrim's endgame levelled experience gets frustrating, because you know logically you should be OP but you're still meeting random starting area bandits who pose a serious challenge, even though you've killed dragons and ended civil wars.
      Morrowind's unlevelled structure is better, but without any crafting professions or ways to improve your gear, improving your character basically amounts to a treasure hunt. You can get lucky (or rob the Redoran vault) and be OP, or you can be unlucky, find no decent gear for your class, and really struggle.
      Both games also have a problem with unlevelled quest NPCs. Both have quest chains with preset NPC stats and situations. These assume a player will encounter them at a certain level, but because they're open world games, players don't - they might pursue a central quest much earlier or later than expected, and find it impossible or trivially easy as a result.
      Both games could be drastically improved, I think, by squishing all of the stats. The whole problem is that, when you're low-level, tougher enemies aren't merely tough - they're unkillable. You get ganked by local wildlife that should just be fairly tough, because the numbers say you can't win yet. This aggressive difficulty curve encourages players to find ways to OP themselves. In Oblivion and Skyrim, the game then responds to players becoming OP by artificially scaling up enemies, which robs the player of any sense of being OP, which is frustrating after they've worked hard to attain it.
      Squishing the disparity between low and high level stats would fix all of this. If all actors had stats on a similar scale, the focus of levelling up would be on obtaining new, useful skills, rather than playing the numbers game. Rather than inflating health, armor and magicka pools, have players gradually unlock more kinds of mitigation and defense so they get tougher. Rather than inflating damage stats, have them unlock more utility abilities to gain new tactical advantages in combat. Skyrim has mitigation, defensive abilities and utility abilities already, but most are buried really far into the various skill trees and they've overshadowed by the race for bigger stats.
      TL;DR: they should reduce all the numbers to a smaller range, so that the focus is on skills and abilities rather than min-max stat buffing.

    • @alien0gamer139
      @alien0gamer139 5 років тому +2

      @@phoenixlordx4625 A lot of people don't realize how levelled the game is.

  • @avery7690
    @avery7690 4 роки тому +23

    I loved how broken morrowind was.. I made a ring that was levitate 1 pt on self.. I could walk into the sky.. bt I made a spell where you would summon golden saints and soul trap them looking down so they were permanent companions till they died.. when I got in combat I'd put my ring on and walk into the sky and summon a horde of golden saints to decimate my foes!! my only weakness were cliff racers.

  • @SlyFireVR
    @SlyFireVR 2 роки тому +67

    I played Morrowind for an hour, died, realized I hadn't saved once since starting the game. Yeah.

    • @MrSeedi76
      @MrSeedi76 2 роки тому +14

      I once played for a complete night, saved always in the same save game, then the Xbox (the 1st one) crashed while saving. Save game was corrupted. Since then I always use 4 saves that I constantly alternate between.

    • @kitsnap1228
      @kitsnap1228 Рік тому +5

      @@MrSeedi76 You where lucky...I had a 250 hours save who vanished of my xbox one day, cries and rage ensued.

    • @JoeEnderman
      @JoeEnderman 11 місяців тому

      I did this twice, but I finally figured out the save system. Now I have started abusing the saves to do stupid stuff.

    • @freedom-man
      @freedom-man 9 місяців тому

      in morrowind its easy to forget that YOU DON'T HAVE AUTOSAVES

    • @JoeEnderman
      @JoeEnderman 9 місяців тому

      @@freedom-man you can if you sleep, or at least it is an option in OpenMW.

  • @2013Arcturus
    @2013Arcturus 5 років тому +22

    This game was where I learned the definition of "exploits."
    The potion vendor in Balmorra that would restock her supplies based off of what you solder her, so you could exponentially increase her stock of anything. Then use that to make potions of increasingly powerful strength, which you sell her to buy ingredients, and make ultra potions of all your stats.

    • @stylesrj
      @stylesrj 5 років тому

      Wouldn't that lead to a problem where if the potions wear off, you'd die because the game would subtract the added health from your HP bar?
      So you'd need to keep on buying those ingredients, selling everything you own just to stay alive as withdrawal would kill you?

    • @2013Arcturus
      @2013Arcturus 5 років тому +1

      @@stylesrj nah because once they are potent enough it sorta works like the soul trap. They _do_ wear off, but you have such a long time you can easily remember to refresh.

    • @stylesrj
      @stylesrj 5 років тому

      @@2013Arcturus
      How long are we talking about? In-game years?

    • @iTheGM
      @iTheGM 5 років тому +3

      This. Potions are the real exploit. Make a potion of fortify int. Drink it. Make another. Repeat. Each one fortifies more and last longer than the previous. Pretty soon you have what is essentially infinite int for essentially infinite duration. But be careful with the speed potions. Very easy to make the game unplayable. Like, tap forward and travel across half the continent unplayable. Clip through textures unplayable. Stick with the spell for fortifying speed.

  • @neurt007
    @neurt007 5 років тому +32

    I can still hear the intro dialog in my head, by Azura i love this game:).
    "stand up, there you go. you were dreaming."
    And..
    "Ahh yes, i've been expecting you."

  • @MichaelMacGyver
    @MichaelMacGyver 4 роки тому +4

    My favourite trick in Morrowind was using the construction kit to make a potion that lasts for a minute or two and maxes out your acrobatics and speed, and also makes you walk on water and jump like 50 to 100 feet in the air. It's pretty fun, you feel like Superman, running around super fast and leaping over tall Silt Striders in a single bound, running across the surface of lakes and rivers, and jumping up mountains like they're mole hills.

  • @Armgoth
    @Armgoth 2 роки тому +39

    Tod howard probably had to give some breathing room to the devs/creators instead of just doing what the money people said. Thanks for the nostalgia trip.. still the best Elder scrolls.

  • @chefschmixer
    @chefschmixer 5 років тому +67

    The 100 stat man is back as Hodd Toward in Morrowind

  • @KiroWhitefin
    @KiroWhitefin 5 років тому +46

    Dr. Hodd looked at a paintbrush and went: "This, this is the pinnacle of hairstyles."

  • @Ericstone00
    @Ericstone00 2 роки тому +40

    You actually want to fortify your willpower at Max 1st because that will allow you to cast any spell successfully as long as your will power is high enough so if it's set at a 1000 every spell you cast should be successful. However you have to start small and create multiple spells Starting off with one that will increase your willpower by 1 to 5 points. When spell is a 100% successful create another spell 10 to 20 and then so forth.
    As far as the money goes it's better to buy from the fighters guild with a 1000 personality buying armor and then selling it back to them.
    By fortifying your strength and all other skills bthose skills before you could essentially increase your armor skill for repairing your weapons once they break repair them and gain experience doing so. Is following the previous steps to gain unlimited repair tools you could Max out your armorer skill

  • @BrekkaJones24
    @BrekkaJones24 3 роки тому +8

    Spiff when starting a new game: *breathes*
    Game: you now have infinite gold and are immortal at lvl 1

  • @Severin1111
    @Severin1111 5 років тому +5

    Random Lore: the Siltstriders (the thing Spiff was terrified about at the start) are the main transport in Morrowind they are controlled by carving those strange crevices into their back and directly pull on their exposed nerve-ends.

    • @theapexsurvivor9538
      @theapexsurvivor9538 5 років тому +1

      Gotta love peyote fuelled visions being transitioned to video games...

  • @sircamo4633
    @sircamo4633 5 років тому +11

    "Is This Henti?" The Spiffing Brit 2019 On Valefisk's Video

  • @xsithspawnx
    @xsithspawnx Рік тому +2

    So many fun memeories of doing this back in the day. Morrowind had so many ridiculous exploits. Thanks for the nostalgia trip and the laughs.

  • @thehysterian6504
    @thehysterian6504 4 роки тому +2

    I seriously like just subscribed today and Spiff mentioned my man Mitten Squad! Love this guy already! And tea!

  • @XDSDDLord
    @XDSDDLord 5 років тому +80

    Morrowind is the best game ever made. I fell in love with it so fast.

    • @WeirdTroll666
      @WeirdTroll666 4 роки тому +4

      Yep

    • @jswany72
      @jswany72 3 роки тому +1

      Samme

    • @PolishGod1234
      @PolishGod1234 2 роки тому +3

      It's not. It's good but kinda dated. Game which came out the same year which is better is Gothic 2

    • @Azure9577
      @Azure9577 2 роки тому

      Sameee

  • @luukpaans346
    @luukpaans346 5 років тому +32

    spiff: Todd Howard made this game while on drugs and having nightmares.
    spiff but in the character creation menu: totally not horrifying.

    • @prettybitchmarquitos392
      @prettybitchmarquitos392 5 років тому +10

      It was not Todd Howard but Michael Kirkbride who wrote the lore for Morrowind high on drugs in his basement

    • @canisdirus6045
      @canisdirus6045 5 років тому +2

      @Sightless_Seeker You mean Confessions of a Dunmer Skooma-Eater?

  • @charliebarley6149
    @charliebarley6149 2 роки тому +9

    Been playing it for the first time, Dunmer, made a class called Nomad, magickey medium armored stabby guy, loving it working on the telvanni and morag tong quests, little bit of main story but not alot

  • @cones914
    @cones914 2 роки тому +12

    He didn't even exploit the most powerful thing in this game: Alchemy, super-potions(or for skyrim players: The Fortify Intelligence loop.).

  • @Boperatrix
    @Boperatrix 5 років тому +48

    As the self-appointed President of the Reanu Keeves Can Flub, I say MOAR.

  • @davidturpin9135
    @davidturpin9135 5 років тому +8

    Morrowind is still my favorite game and some of my favorite exploits. Using Soul Trap on a summon spell is my favorite exploit; I always do Golden Saints. Basically makes the game into mount and blade. I always used the intelligence potion to get mega smart though. Because intelligence also makes potions better... And the ingredients for an intelligence potion are just marshmellow and wheat!

  • @ArgusEritaramis
    @ArgusEritaramis 4 роки тому +10

    In Morrowind it is possible to jump over the whole map in just one single leap. A jump spell, a fortify acrobatics spell, and an enchanted item with just 1 point of feather fall, and you are all set. Dont use more than point of slow fall, or you wont be able to jump nearly as far. Not only is it the single most effective way of getting around, it is also hillarious.

  • @jrbowler84
    @jrbowler84 4 роки тому

    This video had me in stitches, thank you and well done

  • @-Raylight
    @-Raylight 5 років тому +31

    I'm going to drink tea everytime the game breaks itself
    _sees morrowind_
    Well seems like I need to buy more tea

  • @nicholaswise4316
    @nicholaswise4316 5 років тому +38

    This game saved Bethesda from bankruptcy. Also Todd had next to nothing to do with it. Coincidence? I think not.

    • @feefaa5506
      @feefaa5506 5 років тому +1

      But Todd Howard was in charge of producing the game?

    • @nwahnerevar9398
      @nwahnerevar9398 5 років тому +11

      @@feefaa5506 and basically everything good about it had to be snuck past him because he didn't like anything that made the game unique. Like there's a book where the God Vivec 69s the Daedric King of Rape.

    • @feefaa5506
      @feefaa5506 5 років тому

      That's a bit of a far fetched statement to say this book meant he had nothing to do with the game but oke

    • @nwahnerevar9398
      @nwahnerevar9398 5 років тому +9

      @@feefaa5506 look up polygon's oral history of morrowind. basically everyone that worked on the game says that todd was not a fan of the more creative stuff

  • @kyleculp7520
    @kyleculp7520 2 роки тому +4

    I watch these videos while playing morrowind on my phone. Great mix.

  • @akjir
    @akjir 4 роки тому +13

    "No! No! ... Todd! ... You can't do this to people!" I'm crying! :-D

  • @tripolarmdisorder7696
    @tripolarmdisorder7696 5 років тому +6

    That giant bug is Morrowind's answer to the horse and cart in Skyrim, it's a hideous monstrosity, that he controls by prodding the thing's brain with teaspoons.

    • @wynngwynn
      @wynngwynn 5 років тому

      it's actually kind of sad because they cry in pain all the time :(

    • @timeforvintagepancakes9751
      @timeforvintagepancakes9751 5 років тому

      When the game first came out I was like 12 and those things fucking terrified me

  • @peterlopsenhof53
    @peterlopsenhof53 5 років тому +90

    Have you thought about playing Divinity: Original Sin as a telekinetic barrel mage? I used to do that, and thought that might be right up your ally

  • @semjazairl
    @semjazairl 3 роки тому +1

    I know this video is a bit old, but the Mittensquad callout is amazing! I just like it when my favorite youtubers mention each other.

  • @OhgeeDanks
    @OhgeeDanks 4 роки тому +5

    That shoutout to Mitten Squad was the greatest!

  • @SPARR0E
    @SPARR0E 5 років тому +24

    Todd Coward on drugs? Oh, no no no my friend. This is the work of Micheal Kirkbride, the 10th devine.

    • @CloseingStraw97
      @CloseingStraw97 5 років тому +1

      And it was Mushrooms that he went on a week bindge on it.

    • @SPARR0E
      @SPARR0E 5 років тому +2

      @@CloseingStraw97 And also a bunch of the lore was based on TES themed d&d games he'd play with his friends.

    • @CloseingStraw97
      @CloseingStraw97 5 років тому +1

      @@SPARR0E Nice, which edition of D&D?

    • @SPARR0E
      @SPARR0E 5 років тому +1

      @@CloseingStraw97 I'm not sure if it was d&d specifically, or homebrew. If it was d&d it would have been 2nd or 3rd addition at the time. Kirkbride played as Vivec, and his friends were other members of the tribunal, and the original Neravar I think.

    • @CloseingStraw97
      @CloseingStraw97 5 років тому +1

      @@SPARR0E OH WOW, didn't know that. Guess someone got really REALLY pissed at their fellow characters to dedicate an entire GAME based on that.

  • @KefkeWren
    @KefkeWren 4 роки тому +157

    Everyone knows it's the horrible balance that makes the game fun.
    (And by the by, Luck is far more powerful than Intelligence.)

    • @majormarketing6552
      @majormarketing6552 4 роки тому +7

      What does luck do?

    • @zayan6284
      @zayan6284 4 роки тому +22

      @alvi syahri basically, your character is trash. If you keep fighting for a while you'll level your skills up and hitting your strikes will become easier

    • @ahegaomyeggo5773
      @ahegaomyeggo5773 4 роки тому +18

      @alvi syahri it's RNG

    • @ZoltarSoulFunk
      @ZoltarSoulFunk 4 роки тому +23

      @@majormarketing6552 The higher your luck is, the more likely the chance is of someone attacking you 'missing' the strike. You can exploit the alchemy skill by stockpiling items that fortify just about anything, you can create potions that increase your luck by thousands that lasts for a very long time. Basically anyone can just keep hammering on you and not hitting ever.

    • @bioforce5
      @bioforce5 4 роки тому +38

      @@majormarketing6552 Luck effects literally every calculation in the game. Any time your luck goes up, you become better at EVERYTHING including things that no other stat effects. You should always put a point into luck when you level up, and it's probably best to take luck as 1 of your 2 favored stats when creating your character because it's always useful.

  • @tarrker
    @tarrker 4 роки тому +2

    This was wonderful. I own Morrowind in many forms but I haven't played it in years. This has definitely inspired me to go back to that game :)

  • @osets2117
    @osets2117 4 роки тому +40

    I play as an argonian, there's a reason why I play in first person in this game

  • @dragonjo7550
    @dragonjo7550 5 років тому +16

    "todd, you cant do this to people!"
    i immediately saw a llama in a hat yelling at another llama in a hat. "Caarrl!"

  • @apallo.11
    @apallo.11 5 років тому +30

    "Todd howard made this while he was on drugs and having nightmares"
    Hehehehehhh the fact that this isn't too terribly far from reality, it just wasn't Todd

    • @G59forlife.
      @G59forlife. 5 років тому

      Prince Charmless It was Hodd 🧐

    • @karamaji181
      @karamaji181 4 роки тому +7

      @@G59forlife. it was kirkbride

    • @Spencerdoken
      @Spencerdoken 4 роки тому +1

      My Boi Michael Kirkbride.

  • @Over_It
    @Over_It Рік тому +1

    Had a High elf once who was maxxed on every stat, and 50k+ on the Health/Magick, & Fatigue.
    It was a blast to play.
    Boost your magicka to 60k, and create a ranged spell that does 100% weakness to fire/frost/lightning/magic & 100% fire/frost/lightning damage. I call it "The Dragon Slave" (courtesy of Lina Inverse).

  • @HerohammerStudios
    @HerohammerStudios 3 роки тому +24

    Honestly the graphics hold up pretty well due to the awesome art design

  • @cloroxbleach256
    @cloroxbleach256 5 років тому +6

    I saw my tea, my spiffingbrit notification and a rainbow what a good day

  • @TheAnon03
    @TheAnon03 5 років тому +8

    If you get stuck enter "Fixme" into the console"
    Also when you get caught stealing in the tutorial area the stolen goods get confiscated, to get around this put them on the floor before you get caught, once you've done this with everything you want to pinch you just pick it all up off of the floor.
    There's a lot of "duties" you need to do before she gives you that mission.

  • @Bowler4
    @Bowler4 6 місяців тому +3

    I love how the guard just instantly took all the things he stole and he didnt even realise

  • @dalemorgan7260
    @dalemorgan7260 4 роки тому

    So amazing i must simply follow you and watch all the games you prove to be perfectly balanced

  • @Axelerati0n
    @Axelerati0n 5 років тому +31

    I love how the "high elf" looks baked as hell

  • @qwesx
    @qwesx 5 років тому +10

    4:08
    I think it's accepted Lore by now that it was actually Michael Kirkbride who was on acid.

  • @kirkcrawford5091
    @kirkcrawford5091 3 роки тому +2

    This is still my favorite elder scrolls game. And honestly loved that you could eventually become an OP god always tried different things with each playthrough.