ELDER SCROLLS OBLIVION IS A PERFECTLY BALANCED GAME WITH NO EXPLOITS - Excluding Custom Magic Only

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  • @pokeme5293
    @pokeme5293 4 роки тому +2131

    PEM is so powerful he even conjures random Corgi noises, bless you Todd Howard...it just works.

    • @wonderer-ox2br
      @wonderer-ox2br 4 роки тому +14

      Damn he made an scp-87 clone(it can kill anyone it touches)

    • @pokeme5293
      @pokeme5293 4 роки тому +4

      @@wonderer-ox2br very appropriate for Halloween 🎃

    • @slimpai4929
      @slimpai4929 4 роки тому +7

      Not gonna lie pem look a little cute

    • @pokeme5293
      @pokeme5293 4 роки тому +3

      @@slimpai4929 He's no grumpy cat, but I've seen uglier.

    • @noahmcclure6871
      @noahmcclure6871 4 роки тому +4

      @@wonderer-ox2br scp-049

  • @Duchu26
    @Duchu26 4 роки тому +4152

    Spiff: Pem here is the ugliest Khajiit in the universe.
    Me: He doesn't look *that* bad.
    Spiff: (rotates the camera)
    Me: Oh...

    • @dominikatorus
      @dominikatorus 4 роки тому +55

      This is me

    • @samusteger7415
      @samusteger7415 4 роки тому +127

      He is the cousin of Autism Cat from Wilburgur's channel.

    • @alekssavic1154
      @alekssavic1154 4 роки тому +145

      The thumbnail confused me because I didn't realize there was a camel race in older Elder Scrolls titles.

    • @alw2839
      @alw2839 4 роки тому +19

      He is secretly part rodent.

    • @artemisdarkshadow950
      @artemisdarkshadow950 4 роки тому +32

      i thought he was a camel at first....

  • @PenguinWithInternetAccess
    @PenguinWithInternetAccess 4 роки тому +427

    The Elder Scrolls is a series, not because they are in the same universe and follow the same timeline, but because the existence of an infinite number of game breaking bugs exist in all of them

    • @juances
      @juances 4 роки тому +17

      So fallout is in the same universe too?

    • @nashbutler
      @nashbutler 4 роки тому +38

      @@juances fallout is thousands of years before elder scrolls

    • @timothyoswald8618
      @timothyoswald8618 4 роки тому +2

      Yes. All I ask for is a continuum!

    • @bakatemplargaming2430
      @bakatemplargaming2430 4 роки тому +3

      @@nashbutler naw fallout is after elder scrolls radiation only lasts for a few hundred years irl

    • @DinosaurFan88
      @DinosaurFan88 4 роки тому +3

      And given the background lore of the games' universe, it's all possibly canon.

  • @somegal-89
    @somegal-89 4 роки тому +623

    “You... I’ve seen you... You’re my sleep paralysis demon.”

    • @felixleong61
      @felixleong61 3 роки тому +15

      Plz End Me: What do you mean paralysis? I cast the death spe-.
      HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE?
      *touches you with instant death*

    • @rsaettone
      @rsaettone 2 роки тому +7

      Uriel Septim: laughs in Essential NPC.
      Also Uriel Septim: loses essential status.

    • @exaggeratedproblems5483
      @exaggeratedproblems5483 Рік тому +1

      😂😂😂😂

  • @indestructiblemadness8531
    @indestructiblemadness8531 4 роки тому +851

    PEM only needs to find a creature with the "reflect spell" property. Than he might manage to find instant death.

  • @after_alec
    @after_alec 3 роки тому +257

    Hearing spiff say “sick ass magic” makes me happy in a way that few other things can

    • @SirSaladAss2025
      @SirSaladAss2025 2 роки тому +1

      Was actually looking for this comment, had to rewind it to hear that again.

  • @notasimp976
    @notasimp976 4 роки тому +557

    Spiff, i found a New exploit for Skyrim, if you unlock the second totem of the werwolf ln the underground forge (After finishing the Quest line of the companions, if you talk to the werwolf lady and acept her quest 4 times you Will unlock the totem), and you unlock the werwolf Roar (the last werwolf perk in the left of the skill tree) you can summon werwolfs. So If you drink a restoration potion and get the talos blessing, you can spam the summon werwolf shout in the werwolf form with no countdown, so you can summon an army of werwolf!

    • @notasimp976
      @notasimp976 4 роки тому +63

      And It Just works

    • @jimkoivalo1403
      @jimkoivalo1403 4 роки тому +48

      Totally balanced

    • @samusteger7415
      @samusteger7415 4 роки тому +61

      What the fuck... that is mental.... I'ma go do that right now.

    • @notasimp976
      @notasimp976 4 роки тому +30

      @@samusteger7415 dude Is so much fun! I runned in solitude and filled the city with an army of werwolfs and Watch them kill evryone XD

    • @badvoodoo2097
      @badvoodoo2097 4 роки тому +11

      @@notasimp976 that’s just lovely

  • @tentacultist34-36
    @tentacultist34-36 4 роки тому +281

    “All goblins must be evaporated by my cleansing flames”
    -Goblin Slayer would like to know your location

  • @beenjamminbunny9977
    @beenjamminbunny9977 2 роки тому +90

    A better spell would be Drain Health and Weakness to Magic. As stated by others the Drain Endurance doesn't actually do anything and most enemies will become too strong pretty quickly. But with Weakness to Magic you just stack the effect multiplicatively and each time you do, the Drain Health effect becomes more powerful

    • @stahliboi6249
      @stahliboi6249 Рік тому +7

      If you put weakness to magic on a spell it needs to have more than 1 second duration as the first cast applies the effect and the drain health does not benefit and you can't cast fast enough to hit the enemy a second time to get the bonus effect.

  • @BLK_MN
    @BLK_MN 4 роки тому +637

    Skyrim: weapons forged to kill gods. Magic is poo poo
    Oblivion: your magic is god-like. Weapons are poo poo

    • @ΧαρίλαοςΧατζηγιακουμής
      @ΧαρίλαοςΧατζηγιακουμής 4 роки тому +39

      Any spells you make can be put in a weapon as an enchantment too!

    • @cherrypie2994
      @cherrypie2994 4 роки тому +8

      Yes but enchantments are much weaker

    • @BLK_MN
      @BLK_MN 4 роки тому +28

      Cherry Pie If I had to use magic, I’d rather cast them from my hands directly, instead of just slapping it on a bow or axe.

    • @spindash64
      @spindash64 3 роки тому +66

      Morrowind: my potions are much too strong for you, traveler

    • @mrtacos705
      @mrtacos705 3 роки тому +13

      What about in Skyrim if you max your enchanting and enchant your armor to allow for infinite usage of up to 2 magic trees

  • @AeroQC
    @AeroQC 4 роки тому +162

    Alternate title: "This year, for Halloween, we're going as Death itself."

  • @CrimsonCQB
    @CrimsonCQB 4 роки тому +59

    "Khajit has wares... and *_DEATH_* "
    -PEM

  • @dragonknight1560
    @dragonknight1560 3 роки тому +164

    "If you want me to do more Oblivion-"
    "Yes, do it!"

  • @Reishadowen
    @Reishadowen 4 роки тому +620

    Spiff: "And here is our lovely character!"
    Me: "Eh...a little thin, but I've seen wor-"
    Spiff: *turns the character slightly*
    Me: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!"

    • @Michael-Douglas
      @Michael-Douglas 3 роки тому +5

      Me when I seen your profile picture 🤣

  • @KarasuEiryū
    @KarasuEiryū 2 роки тому +262

    5:36 I dunno why, but hearing Spiff say “We’re gonna use some sick-ass magic” at 4am just really has me laughing harder than I normally would

    • @zeuqramjj2002
      @zeuqramjj2002 2 роки тому +4

      Lol I did the same at about 4 am just now!!

    • @freedom-man
      @freedom-man Рік тому +2

      scary thing is
      its 4:42 am right now

  • @Laeniel510
    @Laeniel510 4 роки тому +41

    We had Reanu Keaves and his protruding cheek bones, Seymour Clavarge whose forehead and brow were so thick he needed permanent invisibility to even see, and now, PEM. The elder scrolls universe has been filled with profound characters, thanks Spiff, hats off and cups up to you!

  • @DavidJCobb
    @DavidJCobb 4 роки тому +338

    "Not particularly sure how this [the leveling exploit] is allowed in any way."
    A lot of gameplay functions are actually done as part of the UI. Every menu has an XML file for its visual layout, with behaviors mostly hardcoded into the game engine. For example, the Alchemy menu doesn't just send inputs to some deeper part of the game engine, but rather, it actually handles all of the internal logic for making potions, determining their effects, and so on. If you were to edit the menu layout to always let you brew a potion, then you'd be able to brew nonsense zero-effect potions and such.
    My guess is that the Level Up menu works the same way: the menu itself levels your character (to some extent) rather than just asking the game to do it, basically, so if you manage to open the menu, then you'll level up.
    Now if memory serves, the game engine has a "level up menu is queued" variable, so if you manage to queue the menu and then load a save,... well, it seems Bethesda missed that case, and the variable doesn't get reset. The menu opens in the newly-loaded save, and now that it's open, it doesn't matter that you don't have the needed XP. The menu assumes that it could only have opened if you achieved enough XP to open it (which you did, technically), and it's principally responsible for increasing your stats, so it's gonna increase your stats. The menu could double-check that the current character actually does have enough XP, but why would it need to do that? What could possibly have gone wrong?

    • @r3dp9
      @r3dp9 4 роки тому +40

      Of all the exploits Spiff has ever shown for Oblivion, this is by far the most extreme. Making your own spells is broken by design, but infinite levels? Learning spells by catching diseases? That's breaking the menu itself.

    • @rosentrantz0
      @rosentrantz0 4 роки тому +3

      XML is bad because it fills up the screen with boilerplate. LISP was better: at least parenthesis are small.

    • @TheRedAzuki
      @TheRedAzuki 4 роки тому +10

      @@r3dp9 well, considering how the level system in Oblivion works (More stats per level up, if you level up specific skills), doing infinite levels, while possible, would be taking like 450 levels to max out all stats.

    • @novikovPrinciple
      @novikovPrinciple 4 роки тому +9

      "Well, it seems Bethesda missed that case" may as well be on a line of clothing apparel.

    • @achtsekundenfurz7876
      @achtsekundenfurz7876 4 роки тому +5

      The real "WTF" is that the level-up logic , whether it's in the menu or not, works from the OLD values rather than using the NEW (reloaded) values. With consistent coding, it could possibly be tricked into consuming the XP, granting the level, and granting the stat raises, but not part of this and part of that. I.e. it would repeatedly level up from 1 to 2, due to reloading - there's no case where there were two level-ups in a row without a reload in between.
      The coding we get is - and I'm putting it mildly - retodded.

  • @gohunt001-5
    @gohunt001-5 4 роки тому +78

    "my cure is most effective" - SCP-049, the Plague Doctor

    • @Brayslayer
      @Brayslayer 4 роки тому +1

      So SCP-049 is PEM but with the plague doctor outfit.

    • @loganjblack
      @loganjblack 4 роки тому +2

      @@Brayslayer the outfit is actually part of his body, PEM evolves to grow leather instead of fur.

  • @ManroeMS
    @ManroeMS 4 роки тому +451

    It's all fun and games until something has reflect. 😂

    • @jeffreylessard7538
      @jeffreylessard7538 3 роки тому +10

      And stays that way if I have it too....or absorbtion or resist

    • @pastorofmuppets9346
      @pastorofmuppets9346 3 роки тому +10

      should be no problem, pretty sure no unit can reflect 100÷

    • @ClawsofNeon0468
      @ClawsofNeon0468 3 роки тому

      Lol, yup

    • @LumosX
      @LumosX 3 роки тому +35

      @@pastorofmuppets9346 Reflect Spell is a percentile chance to reflect the spell fully; magnitude increases the chance of reflection, not how much of the spell is reflected. Unlike NPCs, who are _not_ affected by Drain Endurance, contrary to what this video alleges, the player's health is solely determined by your endurance. If your Drain Endurance 100 is reflected at you, you'll drop to 0 immediately. In addition, a reflected spell cannot be reflected a second time, so even if you have reflect 100 on yourself, you'll still die from your own reflected spell.
      All the formulae and information are on the UESP, everything about Oblivion is documented. There's no reason not to validate information before making baseless claims.

    • @pastorofmuppets9346
      @pastorofmuppets9346 3 роки тому +24

      @@LumosX damn, thats crazy my guy but i really dont care a whole lot lmao

  • @buca9696
    @buca9696 3 роки тому +19

    You can abuse the stealth mechanic right at the start of the game, you don't need to fiddle with the rats. When you're in the cell don't walk forward else you'll trigger the speech from the prisoner, instead go to the right side and toggle auto walk into the wall. Voila 100 stealth at the very beginning of the game. This is so balanced, it just works.

  • @valeriob36
    @valeriob36 4 роки тому +190

    " ... a once in a lifetime oportunity ..."
    " ... will not suddenly DIE ... "
    Me: Hmm Once in a lifetime, take it or you will die. This seems about right.

  • @PapaFlammy69
    @PapaFlammy69 4 роки тому +264

    lovely.

    • @umbralumbreon7380
      @umbralumbreon7380 4 роки тому +3

      Chalk up another nightmarish hell spawn from the depths of the human fear subconscious and add it to Spiff’s collection. Elon Husk and The Melon Man will be glad to have a nee beast join them

    • @strengthman600
      @strengthman600 4 роки тому +8

      Oh papa nice to see you here

    • @theangledsaxon6765
      @theangledsaxon6765 4 роки тому +1

      Almost 69 likes, nice

    • @jamespayne3064
      @jamespayne3064 4 роки тому +2

      Dad? You’re here? Pls do some more theoretical maths vids

    • @СергейПупчин-ж7т
      @СергейПупчин-ж7т 4 роки тому +3

      I am quite surprised to see you here. Internet is a wonderful place)

  • @KillerQueen711
    @KillerQueen711 4 роки тому +118

    Todd Howard outdid himself again with this one. It just works.

    • @giseliogozelio
      @giseliogozelio 4 роки тому +6

      i cannot read todd howard anymore, Hodd Toward is the real thing, plz someone kill me

    • @infernaldaedra
      @infernaldaedra 4 роки тому

      @@giseliogozelioOblivion is my favorite game 😂

  • @thekaz5225
    @thekaz5225 3 роки тому +43

    I want more Oblivion content please. You keep making amazing characters like Seymore Cleavarge and I'd like to see more adventures with them. Obviously they are no Reanu Keeves but still I really enjoy the Oblivion characters you make.

  • @kotaerufenrito5806
    @kotaerufenrito5806 3 роки тому +30

    Now that i saw Oblivion again, i suddenly have this hard urge to play it again... Thanks for that.

  • @SmorjaGrus
    @SmorjaGrus 4 роки тому +201

    "One shot one kill no luck just skill"

  • @Ridiant94
    @Ridiant94 4 роки тому +41

    "Has no counter"
    Reflect Spell would like to have a word with you

  • @Gormathius
    @Gormathius 4 роки тому +94

    I love how he took longer explaining how he’s not going to show us the money exploit than it would’ve taken him to just show us the exploit.

    • @Noxadrol
      @Noxadrol 4 місяці тому

      @@Gormathius because he added the gold with console

    • @X-Dev_lols
      @X-Dev_lols 3 місяці тому +2

      ​​@@Noxadrol
      I saw you say this under multiple of his videos. What proves that? The exploits are there, we literally see them across the different videos. Hell, I've done plenty on console (game consoles, not cheat console) versions of these games. Either you don't know what you're talking about, you forgot to remove some Unofficial Patch mods, you didn't watch the videos, you weren't paying attention, or you're rage-baiting.

    • @Noxadrol
      @Noxadrol 3 місяці тому

      @@X-Dev_lols huh?

    • @X-Dev_lols
      @X-Dev_lols 3 місяці тому +1

      @@Noxadrol
      Yeah I can confirm these all work, the exploits are legitimate, and Spiffing Brit had shown the gold one before. Hell, I'm playing Oblivion (PS3) right now, and I could literally do perma-equip glitch, put a photo of it on Discord, and send the link right now to prove it. Console-commands weren't used.

    • @Noxadrol
      @Noxadrol 3 місяці тому

      @X-Dev_lols I also play oblivion but I'm just saying after he's shown the glitch in previous videos the skip is probably just him console adding gold for the sake of continuity so he doesn't have to actually show it every single time. Also if he did actually do it why would he not just show it again since his channel is all about glitches and breaking games.

  • @ZoltarTheWiz
    @ZoltarTheWiz 4 роки тому +24

    I love how the emperor has accepted death while simultaneously running from it

  • @saltyoverweebx3758
    @saltyoverweebx3758 3 роки тому +96

    My tactic was to bring up Acrobatics to 100 through permanent jumping. Now I can easily Jump around every riddle and every Gate in Oblivion

  • @artyd42
    @artyd42 4 роки тому +96

    "All goblins must be eliminated..."
    Goblin Slayer liked this.

  • @unlimitedpower1385
    @unlimitedpower1385 4 роки тому +33

    It has one counter, the special shield aegis carried by an enemy in tye arena and it gives 100% magic resistance

    • @rileywalton7507
      @rileywalton7507 4 роки тому +10

      Or if you're a breton with a Mundane Ring

    • @tadferd4340
      @tadferd4340 4 роки тому +9

      Spell reflection is also a problem.

  • @nicolascornejo7753
    @nicolascornejo7753 4 роки тому +265

    Drinking game: Take a shot for every "lovely" in the video

  • @AvenValkyr
    @AvenValkyr 4 роки тому +62

    The only thing you've missed is save scumming the sigil stone to get an increase magicka stone. Then use the item replicator glitch to get multiple stones by, of course, cheezing the "increase magicka" stone. Then you enchant all of your armour with this cheezed stone and now you have an instant buff of 200 extra magic, combined with the level cheat and within just a couple hours of play you have over 1000 mana. You can then convert your spell into an "on target", and even if it costs 75 - 100 mana each time, it's ok because you can cast 10 of those no problem, meaning with your insane sneak skills you can snipe guys off at a distance, and the entire game has become a CHEEZE FACTORY.
    Yeah I used the item replication glitch on arrows and sigil stones mainly. The fact you can't make your own arrows in Oblivion really breaks the idea of being an archer

    • @zarax6826
      @zarax6826 3 роки тому

      Or just..
      Make it absorb magicka and it'll pay for itself

    • @thalassaer4137
      @thalassaer4137 3 роки тому +3

      @@zarax6826 enemies have finite mana so not really good for long battles,good for bursting tho,cast powered up kill shot spell that either kills or leave them at 20% hp if they survive you can just cast it again if you get close enough to absorb their mana

  • @kyleh1127
    @kyleh1127 2 роки тому +15

    I came upon this almost innocently. I mistook the term 'drain' to mean 'absorb' when creating spells in the mages guild (frostcrag spire didn't exist at the time) and I ended up with a spell that killed everything (I didn't even use the drain endurance part).
    The only thing with the second part at the end is that creating multiple saves destroys your loading times, so you'll have to delete some of those saves you create if you're going for the big numbers in stats.

    • @EwetoobSucks
      @EwetoobSucks Рік тому

      Also, those of us that use the ps3 console can not get the frostcrag spire or a couple of other dlcs'.
      Knights of the Nine and Shivering Isles are all that I can get, and that SUCKS !
      Thanks Hodd Toward !
      Thanks for Nothing !

  • @crispycheese2695
    @crispycheese2695 4 роки тому +104

    “Perfectly balanced and completely unfair”

    • @damiengates7581
      @damiengates7581 4 роки тому +1

      reminds me of the meme where Thanos holds the knife and it's men's rights and women's "rights"

    • @lucianosgonzalez3561
      @lucianosgonzalez3561 4 роки тому +2

      It JUST works.

  • @horizonbumpy2828
    @horizonbumpy2828 4 роки тому +18

    making a youtube channel to break (mostly) tod howard's games in an original way.
    it just works

    • @jeffisaperson4471
      @jeffisaperson4471 4 роки тому

      Eeh, this one is known to the oblivion community, just underrated.

  • @BubbleBOB1989
    @BubbleBOB1989 4 роки тому +43

    Just from reading the title, I can already tell from memory alone, without having watched the vid yet - this is about to be ridiculous ;D

    • @terabites363
      @terabites363 4 роки тому +1

      Please. No spoilers :D

    • @badvoodoo2097
      @badvoodoo2097 4 роки тому

      It’s just going to crash 30 times in 6 hours

  • @ThtSunbreaker
    @ThtSunbreaker 2 роки тому +45

    Can we appreciate the adult humor in the lover ability, you know extra stamina and paralysis, not like in real life where you go limp, no no paralysis in the elder scrolls make you ROCK HARD

  • @RepiriGaming
    @RepiriGaming 4 роки тому +15

    From the front I was thinking “PEM isn’t that bad looking.” Then we got that side profile 👀

  • @furiouskaiser9914
    @furiouskaiser9914 4 роки тому +10

    Man I miss the crazy freedom we had with the spell making, crafting, enchanting, and alchemy we had from the older ES games. Broken and exploity as shit, but still fun. It's nice having that kind of freedom.

  • @Jamesmor999
    @Jamesmor999 4 роки тому +6

    hearing the corgi noises makes this even more autentic, bring more of those

  • @JohnDoe-on6ru
    @JohnDoe-on6ru 4 роки тому +89

    If anyone ever comes up to me trying to fight me, I'm just going to go to sleep right there. You can prepare for your opponent being bigger, you can prepare for your opponent being stronger...Nobody will EVER prepare for their opponent going to sleep.

    • @hardcoreholman303
      @hardcoreholman303 4 роки тому +1

      And then he zaps ur brain pan with a 9 mm and you'll never know you died. lul.

  • @stephen9101
    @stephen9101 4 роки тому +42

    I wouldn't recommend using the instant level exploit to power level a character you actually want to play on. For whatever reason, it doesn't give you the bonus stats you can get when you level up normally. Instead of potentially getting +5 in up to two of the three skills per level the max you can get is +1 each.

    • @motodog242
      @motodog242 3 роки тому +5

      The reason is because you didn't increase any skills, you don't get better by doing nothing. 50/50 wish they kept the system for Skyrim, but I like the perk system too...

    • @thalassaer4137
      @thalassaer4137 3 роки тому +1

      @@motodog242 ikr,oblivion system is pretty realistic tho hard to balance if youre new,but once you get a plan and set a training day for your second attribute all is easy gaming

    • @Dimitrije_Sukovic
      @Dimitrije_Sukovic 3 роки тому +8

      Oblivion's system is absolutely broken because the enemies always get +5 to their stats; so you can lock yourself into being progressively weaker by leveling up. It's probably why they wanted to simplify it in Skyrim.

    • @JustinK0
      @JustinK0 2 роки тому

      @@Dimitrije_Sukovic maybe for melee but magic makes it easy

    • @ItsAstie
      @ItsAstie Рік тому

      @@motodog242 No, this is a terrible system and considering enemies level with you you have to micromanage your skills to level up correctly so you don't end up underpowered.

  • @Oogasra
    @Oogasra 3 роки тому +3

    From what I remember from glitchfest, you can paralyze an npc as they fade into a room after you. They turn into mush on the ground till the paralyze spell wears off. Kill the npc as their paralyzed and then you can pick apart their body and stretch them as far as you like.

  • @timelorddialga815
    @timelorddialga815 4 роки тому +11

    "and give a salute to the picture of the queen you have hanging above your computer"
    *looks up at green lantern art on the wall* interesting...

  • @Dirtyro0ster
    @Dirtyro0ster 4 роки тому +211

    "we've only played this game a million times"
    Only a million Spiff? that sounds like you've barely reached Bruma.

    • @shadowdragon714
      @shadowdragon714 4 роки тому +5

      he never got out of Anvil at this point. lol

    • @JumalaPlays
      @JumalaPlays 4 роки тому +8

      @@shadowdragon714 bruh i've played many times and created like 3 characters but only gotten to weynon priory once

    • @sinsoftheswamp8346
      @sinsoftheswamp8346 4 роки тому +3

      @@JumalaPlays I've got 400 hours never actually beat it

    • @mrbigglezworth42
      @mrbigglezworth42 4 роки тому +1

      I’ve beaten Oblivion plenty of times....Oh, you mean unmodded? Yeah....only once

    • @thalassaer4137
      @thalassaer4137 3 роки тому +1

      @@mrbigglezworth42 pfft you use mods instead of making custom spells with dmg,healing and no cast trick to murder everyone in every city?pathetic

  • @devonoltmanns5453
    @devonoltmanns5453 4 роки тому +24

    Got myself a cup of homemade tea, must have been destiny because I pulled up UA-cam and here we are

  • @josephwhittaker4067
    @josephwhittaker4067 2 роки тому +1

    To this day I am gobsmacked as to how you find all these outrageous exploits. If it was on one game or even one franchise I would understand but your powers are seemingly limitless. You truly are a genius.

  • @corrupteddata8087
    @corrupteddata8087 4 роки тому +3

    The three brains joke got me bruh . Subscribed.

  • @666devillord
    @666devillord 4 роки тому +21

    Seymour Clevage, Elon Husk, Melon Man and PEM The Four Horseman of Oblivion.

  • @ironmilutin
    @ironmilutin 4 роки тому +70

    There's a stunning lack of "One touch man" jokes in the comments

    • @r3dp9
      @r3dp9 4 роки тому +3

      OPM uses raw damage and physics to launch people into the stratosphere, not magic, so making people go limp and drop dead doesn't quite fit the image.

    • @joshj1953
      @joshj1953 4 роки тому +1

      But Spiff isn't a smelly weeb 👌

    • @inkastud
      @inkastud 4 роки тому +5

      the "smell my finger" build

    • @MongoloPawa
      @MongoloPawa 4 роки тому +6

      It's just Za Hando

    • @inkastud
      @inkastud 4 роки тому +1

      @@MongoloPawa oh I like this waaay more

  • @michaelmartinez1710
    @michaelmartinez1710 4 роки тому +4

    I too have one of the most majestic of the queens canine companions. He’s also been given a very royal name of Sir Edward Ulrich Van Lichtenstein.

  • @ryanrussell5569
    @ryanrussell5569 2 роки тому +26

    Wouldn’t recommend using the infinite level up glitch. Most enemies scale to your level, and if you don’t get the maximum +5 to attributes when you level up you will quickly fall behind the power curve. Even with a one hit kill spell

  • @mariomalacara6916
    @mariomalacara6916 Рік тому +1

    I love the fact that you hopped around like everyone does in this game.

  • @MattariOnline
    @MattariOnline 4 роки тому +8

    Ah, just what I've been waiting for... A video to bring balance to my video browsing today.

  • @Redstoneghost133
    @Redstoneghost133 4 роки тому +88

    New people: *See the title is saying the game has no exploits*
    Video: shows basically every exploit
    New people: now wait here buckaroo

  • @heartbeat4atinman
    @heartbeat4atinman 4 роки тому +106

    Honestly custom magic was probably the most fun part of Oblivion, it's a big reason why Oblivion>Skyrim imo

    • @stevejohnson6593
      @stevejohnson6593 4 роки тому +11

      man, custom spells were the shit. How else would I send lightning flying that also caused frost and fire damage?? It's perfectly reasonable.

    • @jackgray1402
      @jackgray1402 4 роки тому +12

      Have you ever seen custom spells in Morrowind?

    • @heartbeat4atinman
      @heartbeat4atinman 4 роки тому +9

      @@jackgray1402 Yes. What's even better about Morrowind is that the potions had no upper limit.

    • @512TheWolf512
      @512TheWolf512 4 роки тому +7

      MORROWIND!

    • @HugeESmalls
      @HugeESmalls 4 роки тому +4

      I created two spells in Oblivion that broke the game. One let me fly, essentially, but id usually die from fall damage. The other one summoned so many creatures it would freeze my xbox

  • @calebbryant9973
    @calebbryant9973 4 роки тому +1

    Fantastic showing! I personally would favor more ventures into both Skyrim & Oblivion, your videos add much needed brevity to these iconic titles.

  • @flatti4966
    @flatti4966 3 роки тому +19

    Anyone who is interested at trying his "insta-kill" spell. Don't try it because it won't work. it doesn't instakill NPCs or creatures. Reason is NPC's and creatures only have health, not endurance attribute. It will only work on the - 100 difficulty due the difficulty making the health damage more. You don't need the Damage Endurance on it

    • @laughingalex7563
      @laughingalex7563 3 роки тому +1

      Want insane op? Here, this works.
      First, roll breton(really, best race in the game!).
      Mage birthsign. You have 100 bonus magicka right off the bat.
      Customize class leave alchemy out, pick destruction sure but leave 1-2 int and willpower skills as minor(to assure max gains for those), have block or something for endurance power leveling.
      As you level up try to optimize, but you want to max restoration and destruction to 100. You can power level destruction with a weakness to x effect spell 3% on self. Set a button for auto cast. Same for restoration and heal, just make custom spell. This will take ages mind you, but try to get 10 end increases per level up. Also alchemy to, easy with crop ingredients around skingrad :).
      Once your leveled, ahem, godmode time.
      Get fortify attribute and fortify stat(bretons start with fortify magicka, so to those with mage). Also weakness to element and weakness to magicka.
      Here goes.
      Fortify intelligence 100, fortify magicka 100(make sure you pick the right order). Assuming you pick the right order, this spell can be cast unlimited times, it just empties and refills your magicka every single casting.
      Then go ahead pick your element, say, shock.
      Then weakness to magick 100 for about 2-5 seconds, and weakness to shock for 2-5 seconds.
      You now have a spell you can cast infinitely and multiplies itself partly. But itll stop multiplying on third hit. We want even more power, soo…
      …just make another spell of the same kind. And rotate away!
      But what of reflect? Get to level 35, kill raven camoran, he has mundane ring. Wear it. Your breton, with mundane ring. You now have 100% magic resist. This means even weakness to magic effects have zero effect on you.
      Enjoy godhood.

    • @laughingalex7563
      @laughingalex7563 3 роки тому

      Note that, the fortify buffs are to yourself but the attack aspects can be touch or projectile. As long as the spell costs less than 150 it can be cast infinite. You can rotate between it and the copy easy, which is how you can then annihilate anything of any health level.
      Only one npc in the entire game can resist it, he is in the arena and has a 100 resist magicka shield.
      The weakness to element effect bypasses all elemental resists, but resist magicka also resists weakness to magicka.

  • @dval9503
    @dval9503 4 роки тому +43

    uploaded 0 seconds ago hmmm I guess I checked youtube at the absolute perfect time.

    • @Juli-lf5kc
      @Juli-lf5kc 4 роки тому

      Video: Hace 42 minutos
      Comentario: Hace 1 hora.

    • @Juli-lf5kc
      @Juli-lf5kc 4 роки тому

      Now tell me, what kind of demon are you.

    • @JoeNoobie
      @JoeNoobie 4 роки тому

      only if you had a cup of tea ready

    • @dval9503
      @dval9503 4 роки тому

      @@JoeNoobie That I did I always have a cup of tea ready after a long day at work

    • @dval9503
      @dval9503 4 роки тому

      @@Juli-lf5kc a speedy demon with a cup of tea in his hand after a long day at work

  • @brrennard8692
    @brrennard8692 4 роки тому +5

    More oblivion this is going to be good the infinite money glitch helped when I played oblivion. thanks spiff if your somehow reading this

  • @timothycage3083
    @timothycage3083 4 роки тому +7

    That Two Worlds joke hit right in the feels.

  • @rileymiller3154
    @rileymiller3154 3 роки тому +10

    Fun fact the rats that fight the zombie and the one that runs away are actually indicated as friendly to the player why I don't know ask the game developer

  • @NWolfsson
    @NWolfsson 3 роки тому +4

    Spiff having his exploit tampered by another exploit (That you can level Hand to Hand with Puny without his attacking back) is a testimony of this game's greatness!

  • @Sithisine
    @Sithisine 4 роки тому +36

    Spiff: PEM here is the ugliest Khajiit in the universe.
    Also Spiff: He is just an absolutely beautiful Khajiit.

  • @sebay4654
    @sebay4654 4 роки тому +6

    I usually use the perment equiped enchanted item exploit to gain infinte stats by creating a unique ring with a stat boosting enchantment that scroll duplication(with a 2 stack scroll) is then used on to create two copies you then equip one and use the scroll duplication on the other (with a 3 stack scroll) which then forcibly removes the equiped ring from your inventory and then you can sell the rings for profit and still keep the effect repeat untill your desired stat value is reached

    • @ChickenFarmer84
      @ChickenFarmer84 4 роки тому +1

      One of my favorite things to do! Works with enchanted clothing you find or create with sigil stones too.

  • @TaranAlvein
    @TaranAlvein 4 роки тому +39

    "There's no such thing as the Vulcan Death Grip."
    PEM: I beg to differ.

  • @JMulvy
    @JMulvy 2 роки тому +1

    One of my favorite builds I call the Jinx. Race and Birth sign is all up to you. Then you make a custom class of any Type, Pick your fave attributes to get bonuses on, then choose seven skills that you DO NOT want your character to use... ever, as your major skills. So long as you avoid those seven major skills, you can level everything else up to Master level, and never have to worry about fighting an enemy above level 1. I call it the Jinx because if you use a major skill then you screw up the system and it is kind of like having bad luck by using skills you know you are good at. Hence, you are jinxed.😊

  • @SigmaSyndicate
    @SigmaSyndicate 4 роки тому +28

    I think Pem is kind of cute, actually. I want to pet him, but I'm afraid that doing so might cause my instantaneous death.

  • @MrJimbojamez
    @MrJimbojamez 4 роки тому +4

    When a cat looks like a rat...Oh by the way, the Sigil stone at the top of the Kvatch gate can be gotten multiple times. Just save the game near the stone and once you tap to get it just keep on tapping it as fast as you can. I got about 5 stones from it maybe more

  • @Firsona
    @Firsona 4 роки тому +14

    I'm not British, but I do like tea, and he's making me consider getting a picture of the queen to put over my computer.

    • @darthgorbag
      @darthgorbag 4 роки тому +1

      I have a picture of Overlord DVD (Dicktor Van Doomcock, future ruler of Earth) next to my bed, which is just as good.

    • @CDShap
      @CDShap 4 роки тому

      I don’t have a picture of the queen, but I do have a “Keep calm and carry on” poster.

  • @umbralumbreon7380
    @umbralumbreon7380 4 роки тому +52

    This week on “The Elder Scrolls Series is Perfectly Balanced with no Exploits”: Spiff teaches is how to make SCP-049 using only a massive nose, three brains, and a little sprinkling of Todd Howard dust.

    • @TheChedderZX
      @TheChedderZX 4 роки тому +2

      This is the single best thing I’ve heard all day 😂

    • @huhnocorn7397
      @huhnocorn7397 4 роки тому +2

      the massive nose is the representation of the plauge doctor mask :)

  • @cookingonthecheapcheap6921
    @cookingonthecheapcheap6921 4 роки тому +5

    When the Sigil Keeper died it was hilarious. Never mind the little sausages, both the last two videos were great spiff.

  • @DaydreamerRonin
    @DaydreamerRonin 3 роки тому +2

    I used Drain Health+Elements with 100% weakness before but I never considered Drain Endurance.Well done.

  • @GoodNameToRead
    @GoodNameToRead 4 роки тому +4

    I'm sure it's already been brought to your attention, Sir Spiffing Brit, but I was curious as to why you don't save at the sewer entrance before you leave, as there are all three options to customize your character and after you've done the tricks to level in the tutorial, you would literally never have to do it again. This is one of my favorite games and that was one of the things I personally did as the tutorial, while fun, can be a bit much after doing for awhile. I love your videos. Thank you for the content 😊😊♥️

  • @wcs9582
    @wcs9582 4 роки тому +10

    for even more instant death, 100% weakness to magic for 1 second (doubling all effects :) )

  • @anthonybattaion8389
    @anthonybattaion8389 4 роки тому +82

    P.E.M: exists
    Autism Cat: finally a worthy rival our battle will be legendary

    • @defensivekobra3873
      @defensivekobra3873 4 роки тому +1

      what meme are you refering to?

    • @anthonybattaion8389
      @anthonybattaion8389 4 роки тому +7

      @@defensivekobra3873 autism cat is from a channel by the name of willbur who plays this game and names his messed up kajit by that name
      And finally a worthy rival our battle will be legendary is from the first Kung Fu panda movie

    • @defensivekobra3873
      @defensivekobra3873 4 роки тому +2

      @@anthonybattaion8389 the last reference was more obious, of Course

    • @cheesed-kun8445
      @cheesed-kun8445 4 роки тому +10

      @@defensivekobra3873 I’m honestly surprised there is anyone who actively watches/plays oblivion that doesn’t know of autism cat

    • @simonegentili4571
      @simonegentili4571 4 роки тому +5

      @@cheesed-kun8445 Because Autism Cat IS Oblivion itself.

  • @alexdenton6586
    @alexdenton6586 3 роки тому +1

    Ah oblivion , it brings back so much good memory

  • @ItsViperCat
    @ItsViperCat 4 роки тому +7

    "What just happened?"
    "Death"
    "What kind"
    "Instant"
    "There was no sound he just died"
    "Yeah it's a terrible thing to watch happen"

  • @infernaldaedra
    @infernaldaedra 4 роки тому +8

    I feel like there are at least 20 more oblivion cheese videos that need to be made

  • @SaurabhKurkute
    @SaurabhKurkute 4 роки тому +26

    I Just realized that Todd Howard get more marketing done from Spiff than his whole Marketing team.

  • @RustyShackleford101
    @RustyShackleford101 4 роки тому +76

    PEM: *one-shots a Daedra* "Shit.....survived again...."

    • @Gormathius
      @Gormathius 4 роки тому +7

      It’s like a Suicaitama.

    • @Chris_G1638
      @Chris_G1638 3 роки тому

      No one like any more funny number

  • @mackenzieokelley6454
    @mackenzieokelley6454 2 роки тому

    I just tried this out and it's both still working and BLOODY AMAZING! I literally can't stop laughing every time I just touch someone and they just fall over. It's a riot!

  • @EnycmaPie
    @EnycmaPie 4 роки тому +13

    2:08 When your character is so ugly even the dog got scared.

  • @Labtop215
    @Labtop215 4 роки тому +48

    I've just tested this on an NPC that has more than 100 health, and it doesn't work. You can only ever drop their health by 100, as drain endurance doesn't do anything to a monster or NPC. Try casting this on the imperial watch at the Imperial City Prison for instance.

    • @joshrobbinsditto3055
      @joshrobbinsditto3055 4 роки тому

      oh that sucks

    • @Labtop215
      @Labtop215 4 роки тому +11

      @@joshrobbinsditto3055 It does. The issue can sort of be fixed if he added a weakness to magic component to the spell. I think the weakness to magic has to be added last, but it's been a while since I've done spell stacking.
      Essentially each subsequent casting will hit harder as each iteration gets doubled unless the target has magic resist.

    • @rydercalhoun4649
      @rydercalhoun4649 3 роки тому

      I use absorb magic its easier to get and it works

    • @kermitlaranja
      @kermitlaranja 3 роки тому +3

      it doesn't work at ALL for me, it literally deals 0 damage

    • @flatti4966
      @flatti4966 3 роки тому +3

      Yeah, because Damage Endurance doesn't affect NPC's. they only have health. Damage Endurance only affects their fatigue

  • @jayhom5385
    @jayhom5385 4 роки тому +4

    At first I thought, "oh he made his guy with really wide nose." and then he turned to the side and I just lost it.

  • @leonidaswelp23123
    @leonidaswelp23123 4 роки тому +5

    Quicker than making tea itself!

  • @siouk4979
    @siouk4979 4 роки тому +9

    The orc is lowkey Kevin's spirit animal, you know cause he's pale af

  • @willis2514
    @willis2514 2 роки тому

    Hahaha, these really are entertaining and my love of Elder Scrolls combined with your unique delivery make these so fun to watch. Cheerio!

  • @SporeMystify
    @SporeMystify 4 роки тому +12

    My favorite oblivion exploit was customizing a spell with open master lock and fire damage. You add open master lock, which is a master alteration (?) Spell, but I didn't have alteration skill, so then I add fire damage until it becomes a destruction spell. I called it incinerate lock.

    • @zeallust8542
      @zeallust8542 4 роки тому +3

      I made tons of spells like this, using "restoration" that are secretly more damage than healing etc

  • @teal_m_101
    @teal_m_101 4 роки тому +22

    Ah, Todd Howard. The man who came from the chess club to the figurehead of a game company with more bugs than a superfluous compost heap. What have you blessed Spiff, and therefore us, today?

  • @cr1197
    @cr1197 4 роки тому +89

    "Many would say this is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits..."
    Literally no one has ever said that about an Elder Scrolls game.
    Literally no one.

    • @domenicstr1220
      @domenicstr1220 4 роки тому +7

      No one ever said that about a Bethesda game. Fixed it for u

    • @zachmorse2938
      @zachmorse2938 4 роки тому +1

      Still think Alchemy in Morrowind is the most broken of the Bethesda games

    • @TheSkyRender
      @TheSkyRender 4 роки тому +2

      @@zachmorse2938 Skyrim's Alchemy might have Morrowind's beat, actually! While you can give yourself buffs via potions that last for several months straight in Morrowind and boost your stats to unholy-high levels, Skyrim lets you make permanent game-breaking enchantments via Alchemy exploits. And if you're on any version that's not the Switch version, those exploits can actually crash the game when you try to make them because they result in numbers above 4.2 billion. In a game that considers 4,000 to be an unreasonably high HP count.

  • @thomasleach9521
    @thomasleach9521 4 роки тому

    I’d love to see a full play through of this from you it’s been hard for myself for the past few months not just physically in work but mentally as I have a lot of health issues and classes as extremely shielded in the uk but your vids keep me going the banter and humour along with the heavy dose of sarcasm haha 🤣 but I do wonder what a full play through of games like oblivion or Skyrim would be like so if there was a wish list this is it just hope the rest of the comments agree other wise great content stay safe.

    • @thomasleach9521
      @thomasleach9521 4 роки тому

      Even if you errrm hmm exploit the shit out of it haha 🤣

  • @lillykarr8787
    @lillykarr8787 4 роки тому +6

    Would love to see this re-created in skyrim.

  • @nexusblackrift
    @nexusblackrift 4 роки тому +4

    Pem from the front: "a little derpy but I've managed to manhandle bones harder than that before"
    Then the camera rotated and I had to question why chester the cheetah decided he wanted to become God

  • @nathanvanderriet209
    @nathanvanderriet209 2 роки тому +7

    You can find and kill Umbra who (IIRC) has a very high fixed level, making her an ideal candidate for you to truly show off your newfound power if the other enemies around at level 1 are a bit underwhelming

    • @canadian__ninja
      @canadian__ninja Рік тому

      there's a reason he didn't try and find an actually strong enemy, because the exploit as he made it is only useful on the weakest tier of enemies. Anything with more than 100 hp won't die in one shot.

  • @kwmcgreal
    @kwmcgreal 4 роки тому +4

    Just FYI the leveling glitch in the end can make leveled monsters waaayyy harder and you dont get the benefit of having the stat boosts from leveling skills that fall within under the stat

    • @Roymarth90
      @Roymarth90 4 роки тому

      On top of that it looks like it was only consistently increasing the first stat he selected. When he chose Luck it never went up, and it looked like Willpower only went up once as well.

  • @LLawlietisdead
    @LLawlietisdead 2 роки тому

    Always have a nice hot cup of coffee whenever I get ready to listen to the Spiffing Britt