Expiration date, but the script was google translated 20x

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  • @chronohq
    @chronohq  Рік тому +2148

    This video suddenly blew up out of nowhere, I'll try to respond to all the comments with either a like or heart but damn, there's a lot.

    • @izrrr4785
      @izrrr4785 Рік тому +70

      This video is from another site. I try or hate everything. But there are many
      (Translated 20 times)

    • @somedude3314
      @somedude3314 Рік тому +22

      smelly belly 9:53

    • @chronohq
      @chronohq  Рік тому +32

      @@izrrr4785 Fair enough.

    • @GhillieEnjoyer
      @GhillieEnjoyer Рік тому +14

      14:20 You must have been human.

    • @RandomRothbardian
      @RandomRothbardian Рік тому

      Go to hell, scout 1:24

  • @maragazh9993
    @maragazh9993 Рік тому +4350

    I like that soldier said almost nothing out of character

  • @battadia
    @battadia Рік тому +6944

    "I donated a car today!" fits Soldier so well

  • @3113mac
    @3113mac Рік тому +2775

    "I'm better than me, aren't I?"
    Scout, Mercenary and Philosopher

    • @spottySTC
      @spottySTC Рік тому +96

      Scout as Xavier Renegade Angel

    • @tartipouss
      @tartipouss Рік тому +18

      Sound like a Kamina quote

    • @thatrandomdev5039
      @thatrandomdev5039 Рік тому +7

      1:275 no he's not

    • @rianmela3825
      @rianmela3825 Рік тому +10

      ​@@spottySTC"you'd like me to be you, wouldn't me?"

  • @megafan1137
    @megafan1137 Рік тому +631

    "Find yourself in Hell." unironically goes so hard and fits Spy's character like a glove.

    • @noobtube1323
      @noobtube1323 3 місяці тому +12

      Does this glove have an ability called backstab and disguise?

    • @DarkManifesto
      @DarkManifesto 2 місяці тому +6

      ​@@noobtube1323yes

  • @jordani_war
    @jordani_war Рік тому +1239

    8:00
    "Ready?" Spy
    "Really" Scout
    "I have no idea. All that you say is evil" Spy
    Got me dying

    • @trumangraham2602
      @trumangraham2602 4 місяці тому +17

      Our time is completed.
      I'm glad you are not a farmer.

    • @Baddiejoker
      @Baddiejoker 4 місяці тому +1

      That's not important I'm celebrating my day

    • @CommunityLocalGamers
      @CommunityLocalGamers 3 місяці тому +6

      My pants is beautiful.

  • @EliteCameraBuddy
    @EliteCameraBuddy Рік тому +2667

    1:28
    “go to hell scout” - scout

    • @bionicdragon5
      @bionicdragon5 Рік тому +235

      Overwhelming self hatred.

    • @zedatv_
      @zedatv_ Рік тому +95

      tf2 lore

    • @ZedDevStuff
      @ZedDevStuff Рік тому +59

      I have no idea how it became that at all but i almost died at that

    • @gavmansworkshop5624
      @gavmansworkshop5624 Рік тому +6

      Hahahaha haven't reached that part yet. 😅

    • @ej22_gc86
      @ej22_gc86 Рік тому +24

      And then he replied “uh-oh” to himself 😂

  • @flamethegame1
    @flamethegame1 Рік тому +4004

    13:50
    "We will not die"
    "We will stand forever"
    Even translated, still hits different...

  • @RoqueTHEGAMER
    @RoqueTHEGAMER Рік тому +3973

    3:03
    Soldier: I love god.
    Spy: There are more
    Soldier: I am not doing it!
    Soldier is a true Cristian

    • @HeWhoComments1
      @HeWhoComments1 Рік тому +133

      Christians in Norway at the time of the Vikings= Soldier

    • @aylihangulyurt
      @aylihangulyurt Рік тому +85

      This proved enough to believe Google AI maded by Christian scientist.

    • @bcj842
      @bcj842 Рік тому +11

      Yes!!

    • @jester6289
      @jester6289 Рік тому +25

      I lost all my shit at exactly that sentence 😂😂😂

    • @HalalKaibaLegacy
      @HalalKaibaLegacy Рік тому

      I believe you mean Muslim since Muslims worship only one God

  • @scorpionvenom9031
    @scorpionvenom9031 Рік тому +360

    At 9:53 "Smelly Belly, this is a identifiable sign of consciousness" is my favorite line of this and I don't understand why

    • @TDGCmote
      @TDGCmote 4 місяці тому +9

      it feels like medic's real line, resuscitating someone with crazy shit tactics

    • @Two_Teapod
      @Two_Teapod 2 місяці тому

      smelly belly

  • @escalatorgoddess2078
    @escalatorgoddess2078 Рік тому +236

    "That's why I wrote down my last wish. I want to go out with my mom" - Scout
    *Spy actually helps him do that*

  • @tundcwe123
    @tundcwe123 Рік тому +487

    4:17 Cube is something Soldier could actually wish for

    • @fr0gshark
      @fr0gshark Рік тому +21

      “ it is good! ”

    • @june9914
      @june9914 4 місяці тому +14

      Soldier wants the orange box bundle, not because he’s a portal and half life fan but because he wants the box

  • @rulebritannia8438
    @rulebritannia8438 Рік тому +1272

    "Cases"
    "What is your military problem?"
    "I get bread."
    "Where do you work"
    "You told me"
    "How..... Long...?"
    "I haven't baked bread for three days"
    Hit different

    • @DogDogGodFog
      @DogDogGodFog Рік тому +101

      It's funny because getting bread also means making money. So, he gets money from baking bread. But he hasn't baked bread in the last 3 days.

    • @Journey_to_who_knows
      @Journey_to_who_knows Рік тому +33

      Terminators having a conversation

    • @DocJamesH
      @DocJamesH Рік тому +19

      Catch up, catch up, CATCH UP! Oh, you can't eat to eat.

    • @varuunbadree
      @varuunbadree Рік тому +6

      ​@@DogDogGodFogand fit for him since his personality
      And he's in the military

    • @ihaveaholeinmyshoe8682
      @ihaveaholeinmyshoe8682 Рік тому +3

      FINALLY, I'M THE 666th LIKE YAAAAY

  • @xyz3524
    @xyz3524 Рік тому +548

    9:49 The time when medic says "smelly belly" is probably my favourite part of this abomination.

    • @Fishin_brother
      @Fishin_brother Рік тому +11

      9:54

    • @triple_check
      @triple_check Рік тому +2

      lol

    • @drelectrohiss
      @drelectrohiss Рік тому +10

      More like 9:53

    • @xyz3524
      @xyz3524 Рік тому +10

      @@drelectrohiss Yeah, that's the moment Medic said it, but it's not as funny without context and 9:49 is the moment Engineer and Medic walk into the room.

    • @Maggsuuu_16
      @Maggsuuu_16 5 місяців тому +4

      Smelly Belly :3

  • @TeenWithACarrotIDK
    @TeenWithACarrotIDK Рік тому +288

    4:06 The fact that this actually lines up with what was said earlier and demos reaction being just as fitting as in the original video is super funny.

  • @kishel7
    @kishel7 Рік тому +172

    9:27
    -Look... Look... Look... Heeee!
    -Excellent!
    -Pain, please. Not too much, it's a circle
    -not clear!
    -release
    I love good conversations

    • @Man_Aslume
      @Man_Aslume 4 місяці тому +7

      My last 3 dying braincells trying to function average conversation

  • @monstercollectormsm2787
    @monstercollectormsm2787 Рік тому +1236

    "smelly belly" is honestly something I'd imagine medic would say

  • @minicritman999
    @minicritman999 Рік тому +830

    I love it when they answer a question with a number.

    • @spicymeatballs2thespicening
      @spicymeatballs2thespicening Рік тому +93

      German people be like

    • @MerlinOfAtlantis
      @MerlinOfAtlantis Рік тому +50

      NEIN!! NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @neithvoid
      @neithvoid Рік тому +7

      there was an odd amount of those

    • @rojoscostanada8685
      @rojoscostanada8685 Рік тому +9

      7

    • @kasvos9292
      @kasvos9292 Рік тому +17

      THE NUMBERS! WHAT DO THEY MEAN?!

  • @Noudele
    @Noudele Рік тому +579

    "are you well dressed?"
    "suprisingly, ms. pauling!"

  • @ElectricLegend4
    @ElectricLegend4 7 місяців тому +22

    2:17 “If you want to do something… well, this, is a good time to die”

  • @GlenGlingo9
    @GlenGlingo9 Рік тому +466

    Choice highlights from _Life is Hard_
    0:22 Scout receives a call from a Miss Pollina Bowling who is using her spy kit to disguise as a pillar.
    1:24 Scout accidentally damns himself.
    1:35 Scout throws eggs at Engineer and Medic.
    2:00 A Steam sale is promoted.
    2:20 Engineer promotes self-termination.
    2:40 Medic remembers how biology works.
    3:01 Spy teaches botany while Soldier preaches.
    3:56 Spy divulges a gay relationship while in Paris.
    5:14 Scout reveals his mother is Powder and he had incestuous tendencies.
    5:57 Scout has a moment of motivation.
    7:45 The complete detail of a contract killing.
    8:25 Scout is proud of his pants.
    9:40 Miss Bowling discovers a real life bestiality case.
    9:52 It's discovered the dinner is consciousness, but the Soldier hasn't cooked bread.
    12:18 Scout gives Miss Bowling writing advice.
    13:22 Miss Bowling lets rip from the adrenaline.

  • @elibean3
    @elibean3 Рік тому +690

    Tf2 but everyone is drunk

  • @jeremythescout
    @jeremythescout Рік тому +225

    8:25 MY PANTS ARE BEAUTIFUL >:{

  • @supervitu64
    @supervitu64 Рік тому +1125

    THAT PAULING IS A SPY

  • @Broseph_Stalin.
    @Broseph_Stalin. 10 місяців тому +25

    Medic: Screaming in agony
    *”BURST OUT LAUGHING”*

  • @YourAppleSalesman
    @YourAppleSalesman Рік тому +76

    3:57 “of course, well fell in love with the Eiffel tower” sounds like an actual punchline lol

  • @ghostofyuanman4232
    @ghostofyuanman4232 Рік тому +241

    8:07 ''I'm glad you are not a farmer''

  • @kimgkomg
    @kimgkomg Рік тому +354

    2:09 he actually tells the soldier to prepare bread now

  • @mcdrippyyt562
    @mcdrippyyt562 Рік тому +1546

    2:39 soldier’s reaction is now actually fitting 😂

  • @MyName1sUsername
    @MyName1sUsername 5 місяців тому +71

    2:33 "for example, six times a day, four times a year"
    Medics' math is good af

  • @theGrassMan0305
    @theGrassMan0305 Рік тому +86

    10:16 alternate universe where nothing went wrong bc the soldier teleported no bread

  • @ArbitraryEverything
    @ArbitraryEverything Рік тому +404

    Medic: This is an identifiable sign of consciousness!
    Also Medic: CLEAN WHEAT, SEE?

    • @joeypickering5273
      @joeypickering5273 Рік тому +46

      CLEAN WHEAT, SEE? *shows audience a tumor filled loaf of bread*

    • @ProfessorPity
      @ProfessorPity 11 місяців тому +6

      I’m glad you’re not a farmer

    • @Man_Aslume
      @Man_Aslume 9 місяців тому +2

      I donated a car today

    • @ArbitraryEverything
      @ArbitraryEverything 9 місяців тому +2

      ​@@Man_Aslume You are beautiful, sir.

    • @EthanAshcraft-Newton
      @EthanAshcraft-Newton Місяць тому

      ​@@ArbitraryEverythingScout, go to hell. . . Uh oh
      AAaaAaaaAAAAaAaaAaAAAaaaaAAAaAAAAh

  • @Real_TV12
    @Real_TV12 Рік тому +515

    Heavy: GET OUT!
    Scout: whatever it is
    Ms Paulin: S E E D S

  • @spinylizardz
    @spinylizardz Рік тому +393

    I love how Spy's speech is still pretty inspiring, and the plant is a nice addition lol.

  • @goldiecapuccino11
    @goldiecapuccino11 Рік тому +196

    13:37
    "You are not crazy"
    *"God is angry"*

  • @Da_Rivulet
    @Da_Rivulet Рік тому +89

    1:15 "In all cases! I need to get out!" fits so well

  • @Pangloss6413
    @Pangloss6413 Рік тому +330

    "Our first dream of death is a wise one"
    I actually liked that line a lot

  • @cristinamaxim616
    @cristinamaxim616 Рік тому +1342

    i like how scout mispronounces mrs bowling's name 99% of the time

    • @Cubicwar
      @Cubicwar Рік тому +140

      *Mrs. Pelling

    • @Viciouslyvicious
      @Viciouslyvicious Рік тому +115

      @@Cubicwar *Mrs. Polina

    • @rabbetgaming
      @rabbetgaming Рік тому +104

      ​@@Viciouslyvicious Mrs Poland

    • @DocJamesH
      @DocJamesH Рік тому +43

      ​@@rabbetgamingAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Polina?

    • @amkc8479
      @amkc8479 Рік тому +58

      *Mrs. Balling

  • @cosmic_coconut7503
    @cosmic_coconut7503 Рік тому +353

    5:01 Scout uses reverse psychology

    • @sansy243
      @sansy243 8 місяців тому +16

      Vit

    • @deltaX.productions
      @deltaX.productions 6 місяців тому +9

      @@sansy243 that's... why I wrote... down my last wish.
      I wanna... go out... with my mom.

    • @RobertoBeto64
      @RobertoBeto64 5 місяців тому +1

      ​@@deltaX.productions holy shit is that you?

    • @ARandomhuman16
      @ARandomhuman16 Місяць тому

      ​@@deltaX.productionspowder

  • @101Volts
    @101Volts Рік тому +54

    5:40 Scout: "I know people like me are upset."
    Spy: "Hmmm, *_WHYYYY?_* "
    Scout: "Hello,Detective,IDoNotKnow!"
    ... Scout's character still shines through in this last quoted line.

    • @Valveiscool.
      @Valveiscool. Рік тому

      He sounds like he just rizzed up spy

  • @random.dane.
    @random.dane. Рік тому +80

    13:17
    scout: "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"
    scout: "Polina?"
    truly inspirational words

    • @Valveiscool.
      @Valveiscool. Рік тому +10

      Sounds like drunk singing

    • @wahidjac1
      @wahidjac1 Рік тому +8

      Gas seems to "run out"

    • @Maggsuuu_16
      @Maggsuuu_16 5 місяців тому +2

      ​@@wahidjac1 ten...

    • @r3db3ryl
      @r3db3ryl 4 місяці тому +3

      ​@@Maggsuuu_16 Five now I feel better.

    • @Maggsuuu_16
      @Maggsuuu_16 4 місяці тому +4

      ​@@r3db3ryl God forbid...

  • @jeb156
    @jeb156 Рік тому +778

    13:47 "I am well! We will not die! We will stand forever!"
    Somehow better than the original. God speed, Rick May. God speed.

    • @wastelesslearning1245
      @wastelesslearning1245 Рік тому +46

      “I am not saying! Let’s face it! Most guides go straight to the box!” - Medic😡

    • @Nahnbie2223
      @Nahnbie2223 Рік тому +5

      ​@@wastelesslearning1245that ome had me dying for some reason

    • @WTBuilder
      @WTBuilder Рік тому +3

      o7

    • @RuneofÓðinn
      @RuneofÓðinn Рік тому +3

      o7 rick

  • @pvzchamp
    @pvzchamp Рік тому +216

    I like how in the first it goes from random nonsense to hideing bodys of murder victems

  • @edwinavil7867
    @edwinavil7867 Рік тому +134

    “Classic scout congratulations to all of you” is now forever in my vocabulary.

  • @morrisbeauregard286
    @morrisbeauregard286 Рік тому +15

    "All things, therefore, are good to us... until you cook bread."
    The fact that that actually sounds like a proverb.
    I also love how most of Pooling's actual voice lines are over the intercom, so once she shows up in person everyone else is talking normaly while she continues on in 360p.

  • @jakeharrison2000
    @jakeharrison2000 Рік тому +35

    1:24-1:29
    Scout telling himself to go to hell just gets me everytime.

  • @benedictegerman5000
    @benedictegerman5000 Рік тому +122

    When miss Pauling forgot to ship bottled water so the mercs kept on drinking lead poisoned water:

  • @someonerandom8511
    @someonerandom8511 Рік тому +131

    2:22 they got a really wide grave so that they can all fit in there

  • @4MeriB09
    @4MeriB09 Рік тому +139

    9:51 - “this is just dinner!”
    “ *smelly belly!* “

    • @Maggsuuu_16
      @Maggsuuu_16 5 місяців тому +3

      This is an identifiable sign of consciousness.

    • @Girl-SuS-3000
      @Girl-SuS-3000 21 день тому +1

      *|Shakes Jar|* "Clean wheat, see!"

  • @MatiZak
    @MatiZak Рік тому +12

    "I have a chicken coop" it's a great pick-up line.

  • @Neodx2
    @Neodx2 20 днів тому +3

    Duality of Men
    "Go to hell, Scout"
    "I'm better than me, aren't I?"

  • @danteo17
    @danteo17 Рік тому +374

    this is so frickin underrated, the humor is so funny and genuinely goodly edited, my favorite part definitely the "take care of yourself now" and proceed to show an image of low tier god

    • @NeonBeeCat
      @NeonBeeCat Рік тому +5

      That one was a chuckler

    • @danteo17
      @danteo17 Рік тому +1

      nvm, now it has over 100k views, very well deserved, congrats!

    • @baronvonpicklez
      @baronvonpicklez Рік тому +3

      You should take care of yourself Now!

  • @Galko655e
    @Galko655e Рік тому +150

    5:30 "We have 2 hens. Do you wanna to do this? What do you like"
    I have several questions.

    • @simple__sigma3287
      @simple__sigma3287 Рік тому +10

      Pretty normal interaction

    • @DogDogGodFog
      @DogDogGodFog Рік тому +18

      In Polish the word for hen is 1 letter away from the word for whore

    • @simple__sigma3287
      @simple__sigma3287 Рік тому +2

      @@DogDogGodFog I'm interested what is the 1 missing letter?

    • @DogDogGodFog
      @DogDogGodFog Рік тому +4

      @@simple__sigma3287 The missing letter is 'w'.

    • @sillylikestodraw
      @sillylikestodraw Рік тому +2

      "Umm Acthually hen is a female bird" 🤓

  • @ClaraCl2005
    @ClaraCl2005 Рік тому +743

    It's funny that Google Translate gets about one percent correct. And even though it didn't work well, I changed a few times. I didn't do it twenty times. But I've done it many times.

    • @machimocavo-bo6ps
      @machimocavo-bo6ps Рік тому +16

      Every group can make a difference. You have 1 point and you have information. If you have 20 points, you have 20 points and 20 percent information.
      Just like this comment shows
      (Every time you translate something it loses a 1% of the message, if you do it 20 you lose 20% of the message)

    • @chickennuggetman2593
      @chickennuggetman2593 Рік тому

      why did you change

    • @DogDogGodFog
      @DogDogGodFog Рік тому +3

      Google Translate IS accurate most of the time, it's just that translating it through 20+ languages in one go distorts it.

    • @Averagemomrespecter
      @Averagemomrespecter Рік тому +2

      I think these guys ran their comments through google translate as i changed my words about mushrooms and i changed the words 24 times and a half and three quarters.

    • @LegoWhisbecauseyes
      @LegoWhisbecauseyes Рік тому

      666 likes

  • @messie58142
    @messie58142 Рік тому +100

    (0:47)
    "Hello Research Women, i donated a car today! :D"
    My favourite line from this video, lmao

    • @ANASMatap
      @ANASMatap Місяць тому +1

      It fits soldier pretty well

  • @Mycikakat
    @Mycikakat Рік тому +10

    1:16 the line "In all cases! I need to get out"
    Actually retained it's meaning pretty well.

  • @Lord_Jamilson
    @Lord_Jamilson Рік тому +808

    How is this so underrated? It's one of the few videos that actually makes me laugh.

  • @khromyakvsevolod3664
    @khromyakvsevolod3664 Рік тому +160

    Medic and engineer serving bread monsters for dinner is somewhat in character for them.

    • @HackerMann203
      @HackerMann203 Місяць тому +1

      Both are the smartest of the team and are probably psychopaths.

  • @lanturn_shiny
    @lanturn_shiny Рік тому +514

    9:49
    "Hero! Hello friends, listen, this is just dinner!"
    "Smelly belly!"
    my fucking sides xD

    • @ninjireal
      @ninjireal Рік тому +1

      smelly belly

    • @minicritman999
      @minicritman999 Рік тому +80

      Genuinely cracking up over TF2 medic giving us the phrase “Smelly belly.”

  • @toastybread207
    @toastybread207 Рік тому +48

    The way medic say it at 2:00 just make me laugh so hard

    • @ieelsthewho
      @ieelsthewho Рік тому +2

      He sounds like demoman for some reason

  • @OneHundredFiftyTwo
    @OneHundredFiftyTwo Рік тому +63

    10:34 MUSTARD!!!!

  • @capcomblue1994
    @capcomblue1994 Рік тому +172

    3:48 is anyone gonna comment that Scout is a talented artist? That's a nice drawing of a car

    • @saltever_sauce
      @saltever_sauce Рік тому +15

      Indeed he is.

    • @1stAid
      @1stAid Рік тому +6

      Dang, I never realized how good that car drawing is until now

    • @joeypickering5273
      @joeypickering5273 10 місяців тому +4

      Yeah, scout is good at drawing but is bad with speaking (canonically) because in the comics there are multiple scenarios where scout fails to read something (Example: him failing to read “sub machine” on a crate.)

  • @KingPBJames
    @KingPBJames Рік тому +64

    "Gives power"
    Spy just announced his own action like he was roleplaying on a message board.

  • @AthenaKolva
    @AthenaKolva Рік тому +67

    "I donated a car today"
    Soldier casually being an upstanding citizen

  • @MrPixel_the_noob
    @MrPixel_the_noob Рік тому +70

    Spy explains what this entire video is 2:28

    • @Silver_Swan_MK2
      @Silver_Swan_MK2 Рік тому +6

      this explains a whole video about breaking the 4th wall

  • @lawesomesauce6247
    @lawesomesauce6247 3 місяці тому +4

    8:17 the intensity with which he says, "Because it is NOT NECESSARY! I AM CELEBRATING MY DAY!" is incredible.

  • @bgforever
    @bgforever 2 роки тому +943

    This is underrated.

  • @cube69420
    @cube69420 Рік тому +242

    4:19 soldier is so fucking based let's gooo

  • @cooliostarstache6992
    @cooliostarstache6992 Рік тому +54

    I love how miss Pauling’s voice is always tinny-sounding, because all her voice clips are thru the communicator

  • @LoganMcCarthy
    @LoganMcCarthy Рік тому +57

    12:30 Whatever it is, s e e d s

  • @DJL3G3ND
    @DJL3G3ND Рік тому +16

    the edits made it worth watching it all lol

    • @chronohq
      @chronohq  Рік тому +3

      Aye, glad you liked it!

  • @Im_AFK_Btw
    @Im_AFK_Btw Рік тому +129

    10:03 Didn't know Engineer was such a big fan of Shakespeare...

  • @sussyman9034
    @sussyman9034 Рік тому +72

    Man, when heavy said: "take care of yourself, NOW!!" I felt it

    • @Lucky_cat790
      @Lucky_cat790 9 місяців тому +3

      You should take care of yourself NOW

  • @stepoface
    @stepoface Рік тому +98

    9:10
    Scouts invites Ms. Paulina to a date. He wears a beutiful pair of pants for the accasion. He is very confident.
    Ms. Paulina is an INDEPENDENT and STRONG woman. She is on that grind. She doesnt have time for some fancy talk. She wants to get straight to the point.
    Thats why before even entering the facility where the date is going to take place, she holds a shotgun againts the door and politely asks: "Are you well dressed?", testing the waters for any red flags or beta behaviour.
    Scout knows first impression is very important. He is prepared. He has the hair, the shirt. The nice pants.
    He opens the door quickly and THEN responds: "Suprisingly, Ms. Paulina."
    Ms. Paulina is taken of quard by the MASCULINE frame of the Scout. Classic Scout W.
    She doesnt want to lose her dominance, so she remarks something about a box and to not worry.
    Ms. Paulina then continues the conversation with some politics. Scout could not care less, so he goes for another pick up line.
    ¨Look.... LOOK.... HEEEeeeEE?"
    While Scout struggles, his friends secretly watch him on a camera.
    "Excellent!": Demo cheers his fellow mercenery. "Pain please!.. Not too much, its a circle!": Soldier tries to give advice, not realizing Scout cant hear him trough the camera.
    Spy face palms in embarrassment.
    "Not clear!": Demo joins the Soldiers effort.
    The moment is tense, you can see the Scout is shaking to not mess it up. Finally, he says with a playfull smirk on his face: ".....release."
    "Ah.": Ms. Paulina seems confused. It looks all the struggle until this moment was for nothing.
    But Spy could hear a bit of intrique in the Ms. Paulinas voice. Afterall, he is a woman himself. He was treated badly in the past, he knows the difference between "Ah." and "Ahhh.."
    "D. Wait. Thats a good story": Ms. Paulina gets in on the act and looks up naughty things on the terminal.
    She wants to continue, but she is also very shy since the Scouts MASCULINE energy is too much for her. She is losing control over the situation, she wants to know what is coming next: "Scout, you..... Scout, do we swear?" UwU
    Scout realived assures Ms. Paulina : "Yes, in any case. All right."
    The team watching on the camera is interrupted by Engi and Medic. Its dinner time. Clean wheat will be served to celebrate Scouts success. Everyone will enjoy having a smelly belly tonight.

  • @BierBart12
    @BierBart12 Рік тому +10

    Thank you for editing so much stuff in, this is amazing
    I love how Pauling sounds like a drunk android

  • @swishoemi
    @swishoemi Рік тому +74

    6:33
    spy: * gives power *
    scout: ...my friend.

  • @ghoom
    @ghoom Рік тому +180

    6:33
    spy: gives power.
    scout: my friend? you good?

  • @upscale9109
    @upscale9109 Рік тому +83

    3:55 im pretty sure my sisters heard my hysterical laughter

  • @_Devil
    @_Devil Рік тому +85

    11:07 BRO THIS FUCJING KILLED ME WHY DOES THIS NOT HAVE A MILLION VIEWS

    • @frl-4047
      @frl-4047 Рік тому +4

      It's so good man. The editing adds a lot to the already existing comedy. This needs to be more popular

    • @OneHundredFiftyTwo
      @OneHundredFiftyTwo Рік тому +2

      @@frl-4047 it's all good man

  • @thisguyispeculiar
    @thisguyispeculiar Рік тому +9

    It's amazing how everyone is acting weird but Soldier seems same as always.

  • @AmaraTheBarbarian
    @AmaraTheBarbarian Рік тому +7

    This isn't fair, I just got my wisdom teeth removed far later than they probably should have been, they didn't give me any painkillers, and this video has me cackling like a mad man and grinning from ear to ear... Laughing at this video has given me physical pain, and it is worth every bit.

  • @flashmann7859
    @flashmann7859 Рік тому +62

    I find Soldiers love for the default cube relatable.

  • @TheRealBlazingDiamond
    @TheRealBlazingDiamond Рік тому +830

    12:05 "Haha! I called for dinner!"
    Fucking brilliant, that made me shit faster, that was really funny lmao

    • @notquitehadouken
      @notquitehadouken Рік тому +120

      it made you what now

    • @TheRealBlazingDiamond
      @TheRealBlazingDiamond Рік тому +97

      @@notquitehadouken I was on the bowl, squeezing a turd that was a bit shy

    • @emanwonkon2205
      @emanwonkon2205 Рік тому +116

      „Made me shit faster“ is the best thing ive heard

    • @elalejoz677
      @elalejoz677 Рік тому +17

      ​@@TheRealBlazingDiamond did it slide out

    • @TheRealBlazingDiamond
      @TheRealBlazingDiamond Рік тому +24

      @@elalejoz677 no, it just squeezed out a bit faster. It still took a bit for me to finally get it out of there

  • @borbleborb4586
    @borbleborb4586 Рік тому +68

    10:10 this actually makes sense

  • @Drip_NoobsStudio
    @Drip_NoobsStudio Рік тому +16

    "Go to hell scout"
    "I cant give you more bread"
    "This is good news, Ra said"
    I love this video
    "Do you know what that means??" FISH

  • @headsquash223
    @headsquash223 8 місяців тому +4

    Mrs. Pauling - "Can you help me remove the last sentence in the white box?"
    Scout - "NEIN!"
    14:12

  • @silloishere
    @silloishere Рік тому +81

    7:56 so scout got married??

    • @krakenofthesea106
      @krakenofthesea106 Рік тому +18

      In his dinner plans for Pauling he would've proposed

  • @absoluteunit2424
    @absoluteunit2424 Рік тому +38

    'Gossip is, very angry, *reach* '
    -The scout

  • @martinmrnka900
    @martinmrnka900 Рік тому +183

    2:37 „Yes. We live every three days!” 💀

  • @Wadethewallaby2001
    @Wadethewallaby2001 10 місяців тому +12

    5:19 the combine! I guess spy works for the combine!

    • @bipinjha-yx1vp
      @bipinjha-yx1vp 4 місяці тому +2

      3:21 he even said he stayed seven hours

  • @petergriscom3431
    @petergriscom3431 Рік тому +44

    0:32 Scout really just summed up TF2.

    • @GorillaFan_32
      @GorillaFan_32 Рік тому +3

      Scout really just said a creator in the hit 2013 game Geometry Dash

    • @disruptionbambiyt
      @disruptionbambiyt 3 місяці тому +3

      0:30 THAT PAULING IS A SPY

  • @Ben_19M
    @Ben_19M Рік тому +101

    1:40 that was the most coherent line

    • @Lunarcreeper
      @Lunarcreeper Рік тому +10

      what about 9:55

    • @Ben_19M
      @Ben_19M Рік тому +1

      @@Lunarcreeper stop

    • @Lunarcreeper
      @Lunarcreeper Рік тому +2

      @@Ben_19M ?

    • @Hellothere-kt7ev
      @Hellothere-kt7ev Рік тому +2

      i think it was:
      [Spy]: Is it broken?!
      because he could be talking about the teleporter, the experiment, or the entire video

  • @jackthatistheripper
    @jackthatistheripper Рік тому +73

    Scout insulting himself is basically the best thing I've heard today

    • @XGamin1
      @XGamin1 Рік тому +1

      JACK!

    • @fireblastcatencgrunk
      @fireblastcatencgrunk Рік тому

      It makes me remember some russian meme with a screenshot from TF2 and there was a Scout with nickname "скауты пидорасы" (english: scouts are fa*gots)

    • @TheRedScout
      @TheRedScout 2 місяці тому

      Freakin’ unbelievable. Go ta’ hell, scout.

  • @its_zamlol
    @its_zamlol Рік тому +22

    1:07 this is somehow still equally or more awkward

  • @Michi_Exiled
    @Michi_Exiled Рік тому +13

    "I donated a car today"
    *Meet the mrBeast*

  • @jcslushee7875
    @jcslushee7875 Рік тому +68

    1:41 made the most sense in the entire video

  • @FMB_Player
    @FMB_Player Рік тому +48

    6:12 Yes, Detective. You are better than yourself too.

  • @CaucasianFreak
    @CaucasianFreak Рік тому +52

    "I want to Go out with my mom" 💀💀💀
    Tbh "LIFE IS HARD" is the most realistic thing i have ever seen in TF2

  • @COOOOKKKKKKK
    @COOOOKKKKKKK Рік тому +2

    Even miss Pauling was confused on the phone

  • @mahlawn2808
    @mahlawn2808 Рік тому +4

    This video feels exactly like one of Burny's translated tf2 videos, kudos to you for nailing the style perfectly.