"Cases" "What is your military problem?" "I get bread." "Where do you work" "You told me" "How..... Long...?" "I haven't baked bread for three days" Hit different
@@drelectrohiss Yeah, that's the moment Medic said it, but it's not as funny without context and 9:49 is the moment Engineer and Medic walk into the room.
Choice highlights from _Life is Hard_ 0:22 Scout receives a call from a Miss Pollina Bowling who is using her spy kit to disguise as a pillar. 1:24 Scout accidentally damns himself. 1:35 Scout throws eggs at Engineer and Medic. 2:00 A Steam sale is promoted. 2:20 Engineer promotes self-termination. 2:40 Medic remembers how biology works. 3:01 Spy teaches botany while Soldier preaches. 3:56 Spy divulges a gay relationship while in Paris. 5:14 Scout reveals his mother is Powder and he had incestuous tendencies. 5:57 Scout has a moment of motivation. 7:45 The complete detail of a contract killing. 8:25 Scout is proud of his pants. 9:40 Miss Bowling discovers a real life bestiality case. 9:52 It's discovered the dinner is consciousness, but the Soldier hasn't cooked bread. 12:18 Scout gives Miss Bowling writing advice. 13:22 Miss Bowling lets rip from the adrenaline.
5:40 Scout: "I know people like me are upset." Spy: "Hmmm, *_WHYYYY?_* " Scout: "Hello,Detective,IDoNotKnow!" ... Scout's character still shines through in this last quoted line.
"All things, therefore, are good to us... until you cook bread." The fact that that actually sounds like a proverb. I also love how most of Pooling's actual voice lines are over the intercom, so once she shows up in person everyone else is talking normaly while she continues on in 360p.
this is so frickin underrated, the humor is so funny and genuinely goodly edited, my favorite part definitely the "take care of yourself now" and proceed to show an image of low tier god
It's funny that Google Translate gets about one percent correct. And even though it didn't work well, I changed a few times. I didn't do it twenty times. But I've done it many times.
Every group can make a difference. You have 1 point and you have information. If you have 20 points, you have 20 points and 20 percent information. Just like this comment shows (Every time you translate something it loses a 1% of the message, if you do it 20 you lose 20% of the message)
I think these guys ran their comments through google translate as i changed my words about mushrooms and i changed the words 24 times and a half and three quarters.
@Extant Fellow exactly wich explains why it's underated. I should've said that I didn't find it funny instead of "maybe because it's not funny." Appologies for that.
Yeah, scout is good at drawing but is bad with speaking (canonically) because in the comics there are multiple scenarios where scout fails to read something (Example: him failing to read “sub machine” on a crate.)
9:10 Scouts invites Ms. Paulina to a date. He wears a beutiful pair of pants for the accasion. He is very confident. Ms. Paulina is an INDEPENDENT and STRONG woman. She is on that grind. She doesnt have time for some fancy talk. She wants to get straight to the point. Thats why before even entering the facility where the date is going to take place, she holds a shotgun againts the door and politely asks: "Are you well dressed?", testing the waters for any red flags or beta behaviour. Scout knows first impression is very important. He is prepared. He has the hair, the shirt. The nice pants. He opens the door quickly and THEN responds: "Suprisingly, Ms. Paulina." Ms. Paulina is taken of quard by the MASCULINE frame of the Scout. Classic Scout W. She doesnt want to lose her dominance, so she remarks something about a box and to not worry. Ms. Paulina then continues the conversation with some politics. Scout could not care less, so he goes for another pick up line. ¨Look.... LOOK.... HEEEeeeEE?" While Scout struggles, his friends secretly watch him on a camera. "Excellent!": Demo cheers his fellow mercenery. "Pain please!.. Not too much, its a circle!": Soldier tries to give advice, not realizing Scout cant hear him trough the camera. Spy face palms in embarrassment. "Not clear!": Demo joins the Soldiers effort. The moment is tense, you can see the Scout is shaking to not mess it up. Finally, he says with a playfull smirk on his face: ".....release." "Ah.": Ms. Paulina seems confused. It looks all the struggle until this moment was for nothing. But Spy could hear a bit of intrique in the Ms. Paulinas voice. Afterall, he is a woman himself. He was treated badly in the past, he knows the difference between "Ah." and "Ahhh.." "D. Wait. Thats a good story": Ms. Paulina gets in on the act and looks up naughty things on the terminal. She wants to continue, but she is also very shy since the Scouts MASCULINE energy is too much for her. She is losing control over the situation, she wants to know what is coming next: "Scout, you..... Scout, do we swear?" UwU Scout realived assures Ms. Paulina : "Yes, in any case. All right." The team watching on the camera is interrupted by Engi and Medic. Its dinner time. Clean wheat will be served to celebrate Scouts success. Everyone will enjoy having a smelly belly tonight.
This isn't fair, I just got my wisdom teeth removed far later than they probably should have been, they didn't give me any painkillers, and this video has me cackling like a mad man and grinning from ear to ear... Laughing at this video has given me physical pain, and it is worth every bit.
This video suddenly blew up out of nowhere, I'll try to respond to all the comments with either a like or heart but damn, there's a lot.
This video is from another site. I try or hate everything. But there are many
(Translated 20 times)
smelly belly 9:53
@@izrrr4785 Fair enough.
14:20 You must have been human.
Go to hell, scout 1:24
I like that soldier said almost nothing out of character
Yes
Indeed
I donated a car today.
Agreed
@@joelofjudah9144that sound like a genuine line from soldier
"I donated a car today!" fits Soldier so well
you are beatiful sir
There's a lot to do on the weekends, isn't there?
The words are fun
I think i bury it every week
So he was not arrested
"I'm better than me, aren't I?"
Scout, Mercenary and Philosopher
Scout as Xavier Renegade Angel
Sound like a Kamina quote
1:275 no he's not
@@spottySTC"you'd like me to be you, wouldn't me?"
"Find yourself in Hell." unironically goes so hard and fits Spy's character like a glove.
Does this glove have an ability called backstab and disguise?
@@noobtube1323yes
8:00
"Ready?" Spy
"Really" Scout
"I have no idea. All that you say is evil" Spy
Got me dying
Our time is completed.
I'm glad you are not a farmer.
That's not important I'm celebrating my day
My pants is beautiful.
1:28
“go to hell scout” - scout
Overwhelming self hatred.
tf2 lore
I have no idea how it became that at all but i almost died at that
Hahahaha haven't reached that part yet. 😅
And then he replied “uh-oh” to himself 😂
13:50
"We will not die"
"We will stand forever"
Even translated, still hits different...
Fr
yeah, but at least most guides go straight to the box.
@@georgethakurThank God.
The line is even better after being translated 20x
"I wouldnt Say that. Let's face it, most guides goes straight to the box!"
3:03
Soldier: I love god.
Spy: There are more
Soldier: I am not doing it!
Soldier is a true Cristian
Christians in Norway at the time of the Vikings= Soldier
This proved enough to believe Google AI maded by Christian scientist.
Yes!!
I lost all my shit at exactly that sentence 😂😂😂
I believe you mean Muslim since Muslims worship only one God
At 9:53 "Smelly Belly, this is a identifiable sign of consciousness" is my favorite line of this and I don't understand why
it feels like medic's real line, resuscitating someone with crazy shit tactics
smelly belly
"That's why I wrote down my last wish. I want to go out with my mom" - Scout
*Spy actually helps him do that*
4:17 Cube is something Soldier could actually wish for
“ it is good! ”
Soldier wants the orange box bundle, not because he’s a portal and half life fan but because he wants the box
"Cases"
"What is your military problem?"
"I get bread."
"Where do you work"
"You told me"
"How..... Long...?"
"I haven't baked bread for three days"
Hit different
It's funny because getting bread also means making money. So, he gets money from baking bread. But he hasn't baked bread in the last 3 days.
Terminators having a conversation
Catch up, catch up, CATCH UP! Oh, you can't eat to eat.
@@DogDogGodFogand fit for him since his personality
And he's in the military
FINALLY, I'M THE 666th LIKE YAAAAY
9:49 The time when medic says "smelly belly" is probably my favourite part of this abomination.
9:54
lol
More like 9:53
@@drelectrohiss Yeah, that's the moment Medic said it, but it's not as funny without context and 9:49 is the moment Engineer and Medic walk into the room.
Smelly Belly :3
4:06 The fact that this actually lines up with what was said earlier and demos reaction being just as fitting as in the original video is super funny.
9:27
-Look... Look... Look... Heeee!
-Excellent!
-Pain, please. Not too much, it's a circle
-not clear!
-release
I love good conversations
My last 3 dying braincells trying to function average conversation
"smelly belly" is honestly something I'd imagine medic would say
Deviantart
@@enere66 what
@Gioros gore
@@aidanrivella5744 I still don't get it
@@giorgospapoutsakis5271 sorry I meant to say Vore. That’s all you see on Deviantart
I love it when they answer a question with a number.
German people be like
NEIN!! NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
there was an odd amount of those
7
THE NUMBERS! WHAT DO THEY MEAN?!
"are you well dressed?"
"suprisingly, ms. pauling!"
"My pants are beautiful"
Bread 👀👀
2:17 “If you want to do something… well, this, is a good time to die”
Choice highlights from _Life is Hard_
0:22 Scout receives a call from a Miss Pollina Bowling who is using her spy kit to disguise as a pillar.
1:24 Scout accidentally damns himself.
1:35 Scout throws eggs at Engineer and Medic.
2:00 A Steam sale is promoted.
2:20 Engineer promotes self-termination.
2:40 Medic remembers how biology works.
3:01 Spy teaches botany while Soldier preaches.
3:56 Spy divulges a gay relationship while in Paris.
5:14 Scout reveals his mother is Powder and he had incestuous tendencies.
5:57 Scout has a moment of motivation.
7:45 The complete detail of a contract killing.
8:25 Scout is proud of his pants.
9:40 Miss Bowling discovers a real life bestiality case.
9:52 It's discovered the dinner is consciousness, but the Soldier hasn't cooked bread.
12:18 Scout gives Miss Bowling writing advice.
13:22 Miss Bowling lets rip from the adrenaline.
I love this
8:21 women ☕
❤
9:53
S M E L L Y B E L L Y
8:06 Spy is glad that scout isn't a farmer
Tf2 but everyone is drunk
So just TF2 then? Lol
TF2 but everyone except the Demoman is drunk
Since Demo’s already drunk it would just cancel out and he would be the only sober one
@@WilliamWhyles df2?
@@WilliamWhylesdemo is drunk^2
8:25 MY PANTS ARE BEAUTIFUL >:{
THAT PAULING IS A SPY
Bowling*
THAT PAULING IS A BLOODY- Sentry- **Schadenfreude**
ballin*
Miss Bowling
it comes with a box
Medic: Screaming in agony
*”BURST OUT LAUGHING”*
3:57 “of course, well fell in love with the Eiffel tower” sounds like an actual punchline lol
8:07 ''I'm glad you are not a farmer''
2:09 he actually tells the soldier to prepare bread now
He tells everybody to
Prepare bread to t a s t e
But then at 10:16 soldier admits to not making any bread
2:39 soldier’s reaction is now actually fitting 😂
It was fitting originally too though wasn’t it
We live every 3 days
@@HeatedBlizzard I only live every 10 days :(
@@HeatedBlizzard I live 3 out of 1, 2, 3...
wow i was the 999 like ")
2:33 "for example, six times a day, four times a year"
Medics' math is good af
10:16 alternate universe where nothing went wrong bc the soldier teleported no bread
2:11
aka 2FT universe or etaD noitaripxE
Medic: This is an identifiable sign of consciousness!
Also Medic: CLEAN WHEAT, SEE?
CLEAN WHEAT, SEE? *shows audience a tumor filled loaf of bread*
I’m glad you’re not a farmer
I donated a car today
@@Man_Aslume You are beautiful, sir.
@@ArbitraryEverythingScout, go to hell. . . Uh oh
AAaaAaaaAAAAaAaaAaAAAaaaaAAAaAAAAh
Heavy: GET OUT!
Scout: whatever it is
Ms Paulin: S E E D S
S E E D S
P l e a s e d o n ' t. . .
@@Em1alonz S E E D S
S E E D S
*S E E D S*
I love how Spy's speech is still pretty inspiring, and the plant is a nice addition lol.
13:37
"You are not crazy"
*"God is angry"*
Bars
Pony pfp +999
1:15 "In all cases! I need to get out!" fits so well
m o s t p e o p l e a r e a r r e s t e d
@@Realflamedblazethink about it: well, he asked again
@@Da_Rivulet go to hell scout, uh oh
@@Da_Rivulet go to L scout
go to hell, scout >;(
..uh oh.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH-
"Our first dream of death is a wise one"
I actually liked that line a lot
i like how scout mispronounces mrs bowling's name 99% of the time
*Mrs. Pelling
@@Cubicwar *Mrs. Polina
@@Viciouslyvicious Mrs Poland
@@rabbetgamingAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Polina?
*Mrs. Balling
5:01 Scout uses reverse psychology
Vit
@@sansy243 that's... why I wrote... down my last wish.
I wanna... go out... with my mom.
@@deltaX.productions holy shit is that you?
@@deltaX.productionspowder
5:40 Scout: "I know people like me are upset."
Spy: "Hmmm, *_WHYYYY?_* "
Scout: "Hello,Detective,IDoNotKnow!"
... Scout's character still shines through in this last quoted line.
He sounds like he just rizzed up spy
13:17
scout: "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"
scout: "Polina?"
truly inspirational words
Sounds like drunk singing
Gas seems to "run out"
@@wahidjac1 ten...
@@Maggsuuu_16 Five now I feel better.
@@r3db3ryl God forbid...
13:47 "I am well! We will not die! We will stand forever!"
Somehow better than the original. God speed, Rick May. God speed.
“I am not saying! Let’s face it! Most guides go straight to the box!” - Medic😡
@@wastelesslearning1245that ome had me dying for some reason
o7
o7 rick
I like how in the first it goes from random nonsense to hideing bodys of murder victems
They talk like that
To sweat home alabama
“Classic scout congratulations to all of you” is now forever in my vocabulary.
Classic scout W
"All things, therefore, are good to us... until you cook bread."
The fact that that actually sounds like a proverb.
I also love how most of Pooling's actual voice lines are over the intercom, so once she shows up in person everyone else is talking normaly while she continues on in 360p.
1:24-1:29
Scout telling himself to go to hell just gets me everytime.
When miss Pauling forgot to ship bottled water so the mercs kept on drinking lead poisoned water:
Bottled what now?
2:22 they got a really wide grave so that they can all fit in there
more like just for heavy
9:51 - “this is just dinner!”
“ *smelly belly!* “
This is an identifiable sign of consciousness.
*|Shakes Jar|* "Clean wheat, see!"
"I have a chicken coop" it's a great pick-up line.
Duality of Men
"Go to hell, Scout"
"I'm better than me, aren't I?"
this is so frickin underrated, the humor is so funny and genuinely goodly edited, my favorite part definitely the "take care of yourself now" and proceed to show an image of low tier god
That one was a chuckler
nvm, now it has over 100k views, very well deserved, congrats!
You should take care of yourself Now!
5:30 "We have 2 hens. Do you wanna to do this? What do you like"
I have several questions.
Pretty normal interaction
In Polish the word for hen is 1 letter away from the word for whore
@@DogDogGodFog I'm interested what is the 1 missing letter?
@@simple__sigma3287 The missing letter is 'w'.
"Umm Acthually hen is a female bird" 🤓
It's funny that Google Translate gets about one percent correct. And even though it didn't work well, I changed a few times. I didn't do it twenty times. But I've done it many times.
Every group can make a difference. You have 1 point and you have information. If you have 20 points, you have 20 points and 20 percent information.
Just like this comment shows
(Every time you translate something it loses a 1% of the message, if you do it 20 you lose 20% of the message)
why did you change
Google Translate IS accurate most of the time, it's just that translating it through 20+ languages in one go distorts it.
I think these guys ran their comments through google translate as i changed my words about mushrooms and i changed the words 24 times and a half and three quarters.
666 likes
(0:47)
"Hello Research Women, i donated a car today! :D"
My favourite line from this video, lmao
It fits soldier pretty well
1:16 the line "In all cases! I need to get out"
Actually retained it's meaning pretty well.
How is this so underrated? It's one of the few videos that actually makes me laugh.
its so well edited too
Maybe because it's not funny.
@Extant Fellow exactly wich explains why it's underated. I should've said that I didn't find it funny instead of "maybe because it's not funny." Appologies for that.
@Extant Fellow nah u good m8
Medic and engineer serving bread monsters for dinner is somewhat in character for them.
Both are the smartest of the team and are probably psychopaths.
9:49
"Hero! Hello friends, listen, this is just dinner!"
"Smelly belly!"
my fucking sides xD
smelly belly
Genuinely cracking up over TF2 medic giving us the phrase “Smelly belly.”
The way medic say it at 2:00 just make me laugh so hard
He sounds like demoman for some reason
10:34 MUSTARD!!!!
3:48 is anyone gonna comment that Scout is a talented artist? That's a nice drawing of a car
Indeed he is.
Dang, I never realized how good that car drawing is until now
Yeah, scout is good at drawing but is bad with speaking (canonically) because in the comics there are multiple scenarios where scout fails to read something (Example: him failing to read “sub machine” on a crate.)
"Gives power"
Spy just announced his own action like he was roleplaying on a message board.
"I donated a car today"
Soldier casually being an upstanding citizen
Spy explains what this entire video is 2:28
this explains a whole video about breaking the 4th wall
8:17 the intensity with which he says, "Because it is NOT NECESSARY! I AM CELEBRATING MY DAY!" is incredible.
This is underrated.
I agree
I agree
i dont agree
i also dont agree
I agree
4:19 soldier is so fucking based let's gooo
Cube is good
@@jesusmendoza297Cube IS good.
Cube is GUUD
I could say the same!
blender devs when thinking what to give as one of starting objects:
I love how miss Pauling’s voice is always tinny-sounding, because all her voice clips are thru the communicator
12:30 Whatever it is, s e e d s
Please don't
@@wahidjac1Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
the edits made it worth watching it all lol
Aye, glad you liked it!
10:03 Didn't know Engineer was such a big fan of Shakespeare...
Untill you cook bread...
@@IdiotDemoKnight Cases
@@bjornjuggerdaddywhat is your military problem?
@@ALT3RNAT3DOESSTUFF I get bread
@@bjornjuggerdaddy where do you work?
Man, when heavy said: "take care of yourself, NOW!!" I felt it
You should take care of yourself NOW
9:10
Scouts invites Ms. Paulina to a date. He wears a beutiful pair of pants for the accasion. He is very confident.
Ms. Paulina is an INDEPENDENT and STRONG woman. She is on that grind. She doesnt have time for some fancy talk. She wants to get straight to the point.
Thats why before even entering the facility where the date is going to take place, she holds a shotgun againts the door and politely asks: "Are you well dressed?", testing the waters for any red flags or beta behaviour.
Scout knows first impression is very important. He is prepared. He has the hair, the shirt. The nice pants.
He opens the door quickly and THEN responds: "Suprisingly, Ms. Paulina."
Ms. Paulina is taken of quard by the MASCULINE frame of the Scout. Classic Scout W.
She doesnt want to lose her dominance, so she remarks something about a box and to not worry.
Ms. Paulina then continues the conversation with some politics. Scout could not care less, so he goes for another pick up line.
¨Look.... LOOK.... HEEEeeeEE?"
While Scout struggles, his friends secretly watch him on a camera.
"Excellent!": Demo cheers his fellow mercenery. "Pain please!.. Not too much, its a circle!": Soldier tries to give advice, not realizing Scout cant hear him trough the camera.
Spy face palms in embarrassment.
"Not clear!": Demo joins the Soldiers effort.
The moment is tense, you can see the Scout is shaking to not mess it up. Finally, he says with a playfull smirk on his face: ".....release."
"Ah.": Ms. Paulina seems confused. It looks all the struggle until this moment was for nothing.
But Spy could hear a bit of intrique in the Ms. Paulinas voice. Afterall, he is a woman himself. He was treated badly in the past, he knows the difference between "Ah." and "Ahhh.."
"D. Wait. Thats a good story": Ms. Paulina gets in on the act and looks up naughty things on the terminal.
She wants to continue, but she is also very shy since the Scouts MASCULINE energy is too much for her. She is losing control over the situation, she wants to know what is coming next: "Scout, you..... Scout, do we swear?" UwU
Scout realived assures Ms. Paulina : "Yes, in any case. All right."
The team watching on the camera is interrupted by Engi and Medic. Its dinner time. Clean wheat will be served to celebrate Scouts success. Everyone will enjoy having a smelly belly tonight.
Paulina is poland version of pauling 😂
Imma paste that
this is going to r/copy than mayn me
W scout rizz
Mucho texto
Thank you for editing so much stuff in, this is amazing
I love how Pauling sounds like a drunk android
6:33
spy: * gives power *
scout: ...my friend.
“Let me.”
“Why, you don’t want it explore?”
“MY TESTS.”
Not the same thing!
It’s not the same thing! …I… agree.
I have a chicken coop
I am not on the street,
6:33
spy: gives power.
scout: my friend? you good?
schizo moment lmao
Spy accidentally thought he was roleplaying
*shits cutely*
@@Dragon-of-Insanity-Town *gives power* 💀
character ai moment
3:55 im pretty sure my sisters heard my hysterical laughter
11:07 BRO THIS FUCJING KILLED ME WHY DOES THIS NOT HAVE A MILLION VIEWS
It's so good man. The editing adds a lot to the already existing comedy. This needs to be more popular
@@frl-4047 it's all good man
It's amazing how everyone is acting weird but Soldier seems same as always.
This isn't fair, I just got my wisdom teeth removed far later than they probably should have been, they didn't give me any painkillers, and this video has me cackling like a mad man and grinning from ear to ear... Laughing at this video has given me physical pain, and it is worth every bit.
I find Soldiers love for the default cube relatable.
12:05 "Haha! I called for dinner!"
Fucking brilliant, that made me shit faster, that was really funny lmao
it made you what now
@@notquitehadouken I was on the bowl, squeezing a turd that was a bit shy
„Made me shit faster“ is the best thing ive heard
@@TheRealBlazingDiamond did it slide out
@@elalejoz677 no, it just squeezed out a bit faster. It still took a bit for me to finally get it out of there
10:10 this actually makes sense
"Go to hell scout"
"I cant give you more bread"
"This is good news, Ra said"
I love this video
"Do you know what that means??" FISH
Mrs. Pauling - "Can you help me remove the last sentence in the white box?"
Scout - "NEIN!"
14:12
7:56 so scout got married??
In his dinner plans for Pauling he would've proposed
'Gossip is, very angry, *reach* '
-The scout
2:37 „Yes. We live every three days!” 💀
TikToker
why at best most people if they are lucky and consistent live 2/7 days which is pretty damn close to once every 3 days.
I live every 5 days
@@daswarzenschwein npc comment
@@thisainttherealandrewgraves get playable then
5:19 the combine! I guess spy works for the combine!
3:21 he even said he stayed seven hours
0:32 Scout really just summed up TF2.
Scout really just said a creator in the hit 2013 game Geometry Dash
0:30 THAT PAULING IS A SPY
1:40 that was the most coherent line
what about 9:55
@@Lunarcreeper stop
@@Ben_19M ?
i think it was:
[Spy]: Is it broken?!
because he could be talking about the teleporter, the experiment, or the entire video
Scout insulting himself is basically the best thing I've heard today
JACK!
It makes me remember some russian meme with a screenshot from TF2 and there was a Scout with nickname "скауты пидорасы" (english: scouts are fa*gots)
Freakin’ unbelievable. Go ta’ hell, scout.
1:07 this is somehow still equally or more awkward
"I donated a car today"
*Meet the mrBeast*
1:41 made the most sense in the entire video
Yes
6:12 Yes, Detective. You are better than yourself too.
"I want to Go out with my mom" 💀💀💀
Tbh "LIFE IS HARD" is the most realistic thing i have ever seen in TF2
Even miss Pauling was confused on the phone
This video feels exactly like one of Burny's translated tf2 videos, kudos to you for nailing the style perfectly.