The real threat from Hierophant Green wouldn't be the emerald splash as it would do nothing to the tank but instead the stand getting all noodly and going inside the tank with you.
Objections: Iggy: sand goes inside the tank thought holes. Trish: makes tank barrel into rubber, when you try to fire it just expands like a balloon. Polpo: what about shadows *inside the tank?*
I’d argue that Trish has the same advantage against a tank as Secco. She doesn’t TURN HERSELF into rubber, she makes OTHER OBJECTS rubber. Like tank armor plating.
Willy: “If you’re losing to a falcon, I’m beating you with a missile coming out of my tank.” Also Willy: *admits that he would lose to that same falcon with a tank*
He seems to have forgotten that in addition to the main gun, each tank is equipped with several more anti-personnel machine guns. Well, the fact that the tank requires 3-4 people to control, although here I think it’s just an assumption that control comes with the power of thought
He doesn't realize Magicians Red can VAPORIZE steel. R.I.P Willy (edit: this also implies that Willy even knows how to operate a tank in any capacity.)
To be fair, if we are giving him the BIGGEST advantage possible and giving him an abrams, they are plated with depleted uranium. No idea how much more heat resistance it has, but i imagine its more than steel.
Alternatively for the next video- Which stands could you beat in a fight with hamon? Which stands could you beat in a fight with a random stand? (use a list randomizer and choose the top stand listed)
With Hol Horse and Mista you might lose since they both can control the projections of their bullets. Tanks always have gunner hatches, driver view ports, and the gun itself can all lead inside.
Bro, Silver Chariot without it's armor was so fast it could make people think there were multiple Silver Chariots. Polnareff could easily just slice up the tank. Also, that one move Magicians Red has (I think it's called crossfire hurricane) can send objects flying into the air. If the tank withstands the flames, it's still going to get flung up into the air, hit the ground, and boom, you're dead.
Bro Avdol can burn a bar to cinder in the blink of an eye. I'm pretty sure he could melt your tank shells midair and get closer and just melt the entire tank with you inside. You would just die.
@@reio4641whose gonna tell you ignoring very vital parts of a characters ability renders the entire discussion obsolete even if it's Hur dur for fun Hur dur
Emperor's bullets are capable of being manipulated mid flight so Hol Horse could hide behind a rock and just keep on shooting. He could either focus fire on a single point and try to punch through or he could shoot bullets down the barrel of the tank and hit the ammo rack which would cause the tank to explode.
The fuck you mean focusfire on a single point? Why would tanks even have at least 120 mm main guns if you could just machinegun one point and punch through the armor. And the barrel is not just a tube you can shoot into and kill people. He can't shoot in if the breach is not opened, you might say that he could blow up the ammo that is already in the breach but I think modern tank round are relatively safe and probably won't blow up by pistol fire, but even if you take out the breach, he still ha machine guns
I like how modern Tank Cannons have a range of like, a mile or more, meaning you couod have jusr blown up everyone exceot Diavolo and Shigechi without them even seeing you
@@bananabanana484Another thing of note, Highway Star moves at 60 KILOMETERS per hour, not miles, in all actuality he moves at around 37 miles per hour, meaning his tank COULD actually outrun it.
Bro doesn’t know that basically every stand can slice and break the tank specially Polnareff and basically all of them are faster than light in term of scaling 💀
@@darthnader5745can it take being hit at the speed of light? IS IT AS STRONG AS DIAMOND? (when polnareffs stand fought star platinum even if it was buffed it needs to take diamond crushing power in order to not just die when star platinum hits it once)
@@jefeover945 his range is still short and he cant see where you are inside the tank so the only way is if he has insane luck and hits him in a vital spotfirst try because he only has one shot with his sword
Stand User: Willy Nordwrench Stand Name: Tank Park Salute Power: A Speed: D Durability: B Range: B Precision: C Potential: E Description: It's a tank. Just a tank.
also what type of tank is he using? because if we were to say ANY tank (that has been thought off IE. planned to be built in war) then the best choice for fire power and size, the best choice would the Landkreuzer P. 1000 Ratte. while it was never built and used, it is possible he can use it.
Iggy could just literally cover up the literal part where the missiles get fired and if you fire it then the tank is just gonna explode, pet shop would be too fast for a tank and is too small and there is the fact that he can just freeze the tank or the part where it fires which is definitely gonna just get you killed as he doesn’t need to go inside to kill you, he can suffocate you as the frozen tank won’t have a way to let air in and so after a good awhile your gonna suffocate
A few corrections with the list. Magicians Red can melt your tank easily. Echoes act 3's 3-freeze range is only 5 meters. Tanks can move faster than Highway Star (Highway Star has a top speed of 60 km/h not mph. 60 km/h is only around 37 mph, so your tank can out speed it.), most stands that have A-level speed are around light speed, meaning Spice Girl can make your tank shots rubbery and thus negate the power of them, you talked about characters who can bank shot but still think Mista loses despite being the best at bank shotting?
There's a tube in the tank, as long as Mista is hidden, he's gonna shoot six bullets(I can't say the actual stand name because of guidelines) and they'll change the bullets direction and destroy Willy
Man forgot that Jospeh can use hamon on hermit purple to transmit he can just electrocute you from inside the tank and doge around you by swinging around
I feel like Silver Chariot has a good chance at winning when the armor comes off. It moved so fast that you couldn't see it and it was also holding Polnareff, so as long as Chariot is carrying his user, I think he can close the distance
Avdol can VAPORIZE STEEL MIDAIR. He said it to Jotaro in the first few episodes. You're screwed there bro. (Dead) Hierophant Green could burrow into the tank, maybe, but at least Emerald Splash does nothing (Between You're Favoured and Need Miracle) Iggy technically has no limit on his sand control. He can bury your tank in seconds if he wants, but if you don't START on sand, Iggy wont have a stand, so you cant say "ooh I start on a metal ship" because you're tryna fight the STAND. He is still a dog, but The Fool would be OP if you give him an inch. (Need Miracle) It's arguable that Hol Horse can shoot inside the barrel and bend it so it hits you. Think about it. Silver Chariot can move fast enough to make afterimages but Hol Horse's bullet curved around the sword at full speed. Nah, you'll need a miracle in that he would be too scared to try it. (Need Miracle) Ndoul can control water by sensing vibrations because he's blind but his other senses are maxed out. With how loud your tank would be, he could easily sense you while out of your tank's vision range, and seeing as Geb can take down a Helicopter, you'd be ripped up if you dont make a lucky shot at him. (Need Miracle) Unless you're horny enough to let her convince you, you won't be able to touch an outlet while in a tank. Plus, even if you did, she has to be really close to you for the magnetism to even be significant, and you could easily crush her if she was close by. Now you would win easily, but I have to account for horniness. (You're Favoured) Crazy Diamond is nowhere near as strong as Star Platinum but he is fast as hell. Still, it's a close range stand so... (Need Miracle) If you liked JoJo's Bizzare Adventure, you'd like Rohan's manga on-sight. He can't touch you, but once you see it, its GG. Then again, he'd be far away for his safety, and it's gonna be hard to see from that far. (You're Favoured) Ok, For Kira's First Bomb, he has to touch you or the tank to surefire kill you. Otherwise he can throw rocks like grenades, which can indeed do damage but he's a midde aged man. He'd have to be a little close to throw near the tank and you could shoot him. (You're Favoured) For Kira's Second Bomb, its over. He doesn't have to be near you to use it, it can just sense the heat of the tank's engine and it is INDESTRUCTIBLE. (Dead) For Kira's Third Bomb, it won't even activate. From what I understand, it needs a "witness" to work, and if you two are alone, nothing will work (Win) So, averaging out the values, you need to PRAY he doesn't use Sheer Heart Attack. Otherwise, you slam. (Between You're Favoured and Need Miracle) GE (No Requiem) has the damage frogs but that's mostly it. He could also plant a tree but he needs to throw it or something. (You're Favoured) GER... (Dead) Aerosmith's bombs and bullets are legit. How could you make the flying argument for Pet Shop but not for Aerosmith? The tank's carbon emmisions mean that the plane can sense you without Narancia being there. (Need Miracle) Mista... Just look at what i said for Hol Horse and remove the part about cowardice. Even if he misses, Sex Pistols wil make sure it enters the barrel. Hell, one can be inside waiting to direct it at your balls. Better hope he only has 4 bullets. (Need Miracle) How would you even fight Black Sabbath? Ok, let's assume you let the flame go out... You'd be in the shadowy cockpit of the tank, bro. I mean, maybe you have the will to make your own stand, but you dont even have the will to withstand Mariah, let's be honest (Need Miracle)
False! You could take out a hermit purple user with a tank but you could not take out Joseph Joestar with a tank because he would simply pull an RPG, 40 grenades and a claymore out of his ass and light your shit up before you could say: Where did he even get those?!
You don't lose to made in heaven because he'd just dodge it... you'd lose to made in heaven because you wouldn't even be capable of using the tank due to how fast time was moving.
It's important to note that she's ranking Stands, not Stand Users he could beat. If some random Jojo-schmo had Hermit Purple, you could obliterate them with a tank, no question. Fighting *Joesph Joester* armed with Hermit purple, when he's still a cool 60 years old? That's rougher. I don't like those odds.
I have to say made in heaven would rather be a need a miracle because the tank and wat ever it shoot will also be accelerated because the only thing that isn’t accelerated are other human than Puccie so it is like if he had no speed but you had like really bad reflexes, still a need a miracle but not a death
You destroy Grateful Dead! Tanks use overpressurization to keep out chemical warfare, thus the aging smoke wouldn't get to you! Plus, being old will just slow your reaction time or something. You have a tank!
The orangutang isn’t limited to the ship, his stand just fuses with any object (and possibly upgrades it? Cause the ship turns into a row boat after he is defeated)
Stands he missed: The sun Justice High priestess Yellow temperance Empress Lovers Wheel of fortune Hanged man Ebony devil Tower of gray Dark blue moon Khnum Toth Seth Anubis
Your dying if you fight polnareff withput armor.Your basically fighting 8 stands at once and stray cat can just condense the air around it and take no explosion damage.
#1 emerald splash would not destroy the tank and the loading time for it is long #2 koichi is not damaging your tank unless the ground under is harder than the tank #3 if you are on solid ground you destroy strengh because its a boat. and it has no long ranged attacks #4 crazy diamond has to get close, if you had time to aim for josuke before the start you just blast him. #5 harvest would have to get inside the tank to dissasenble it and shigechi's lazy A$s isnt moving so you can just blast him. #6 if kira doesnt have stray cat than he has to grab a rock and throw it to you and even then the tank is pretty resistant and bites the dust is a protective stand not offensive so just blast kira.#7 the worst giorno can do without ger is plant trees to immobilize you but it will take time so you have plenty to blast him depending on the distance between you.#8 fugo's stand has like a 2 meter range he cant hit you unless he gets close and you can blast him. same thing for bruno unless he goes underground wich is really unlikely.#9 ciocolatta cant kill you unless you get lower than you are but without secco he cant make you sink wich gives you the W. #10 Notorious BIG gets bigger with the hate so if you didnt kill the user he wont attack . and considering you did unless you attack it he wont attack you because he is blind so just get out of the tank and run and its a draw.#11 jolyne has short range and considering a reasonable starting distance you blast her.
@@ZenitH1063 Its very easy for giorno to get close ,any missile shot at him he can turn to an insect which will go back to its orign (i.e the tank) and transform back
Bro had to include a child with zero stand on a “stands I can beat” just to get any semblance of a win, Joseph could very likely still beat the fuck outta a tank I’m pretty sure he did that in part 2 without a stand
@@JaidenGorge It's kinda complicated, but the guy kinda sees everything at the same speed while time speeds up, so he can actually dodge things and not run into walls. He probably dies, but maybe not depending on how it works.
@@randomyoutuber2633 but if he sees things normally that means he will need to naturally react to the tanks bullet which I think mih's *normal speed* isn't fast enough for that
To clarify, since you seem to not be aware of this, basically every stand is faster than light, some calcs going as high as 1500 times the speed of light, and even by an extremely lowballed estimate have enough AP to one-shot a tank.
I feel like the only way Anne would beat Willy is if she snuck into the tank and stabbing him with that pocket knife she carries, but that would be a miracle in it of itself since he would probably yeet her off.
Avdol stated his Stand can melt steel beams from a jail cell in midair if Star Platinum were to have thrown them at him
Also you 100% destroy Highway Star. His Stand punches couldn't even destroy a paper shredder.
That paper shredder was freaking steel.
Did you forget the feet that could go through the barrel and into the tank stealing the nutrients from the driver
@dylandavid-gallimore moving at 45 mph away from Highway Star would definitely give you enough time to fire a shot or two
Yes but that depends if you actually land them
The real threat from Hierophant Green wouldn't be the emerald splash as it would do nothing to the tank but instead the stand getting all noodly and going inside the tank with you.
Technically moat stands are Incorpoeal
They can literally just phase inside and pummel you to death
The emeralds could hit a missile and take him out
@@bloodytiger2889midair??
same deal with six pistols, that would trash a whole tank crew in seconds
If Trish got close to the tank she could make the barrel rubbery and then have the tank shell fire back into the tank
Objections:
Iggy: sand goes inside the tank thought holes.
Trish: makes tank barrel into rubber, when you try to fire it just expands like a balloon.
Polpo: what about shadows *inside the tank?*
What about a light bulb inside the tank?
@@1milping708still a lot of shadows
@@figard9855 Ok then. Multiple light bulbs.
how would you power them? @@1milping708
@@1milping708 where are you going to screw them?
I’d argue that Trish has the same advantage against a tank as Secco. She doesn’t TURN HERSELF into rubber, she makes OTHER OBJECTS rubber. Like tank armor plating.
And she can easily cut the transformed objects
Plus she's fast enough to make the tank bullets soft
Willy: “If you’re losing to a falcon, I’m beating you with a missile coming out of my tank.”
Also Willy: *admits that he would lose to that same falcon with a tank*
Next time you do this do the steel ball run characters
@@danditheassassin8698i think you commented on the wrong place (ik I'm 8 months late)
He seems to have forgotten that in addition to the main gun, each tank is equipped with several more anti-personnel machine guns. Well, the fact that the tank requires 3-4 people to control, although here I think it’s just an assumption that control comes with the power of thought
The tank,is a stand it covers why he can see stands and why he can operate an entire tank solo
Kind of like forever when he controls strength from inside a cage
or he just controls the main gun. So he shoots once, and it takes him a minute to reload.
@@michaelstimpfl9814 If he don't know how to operate the tank it probably take more than minute)
@@дошик-ж9х well, then he only got one shot, if he can even start with that.
He doesn't realize Magicians Red can VAPORIZE steel. R.I.P Willy (edit: this also implies that Willy even knows how to operate a tank in any capacity.)
To be fair, if we are giving him the BIGGEST advantage possible and giving him an abrams, they are plated with depleted uranium.
No idea how much more heat resistance it has, but i imagine its more than steel.
@@DanDoesDnD Still if it can completely vaporize steel in an instant, it's really only a matter of time before the whole tank is a molten puddle.
The inside of the tank is hidden from the sun, thus you are sitting fully in shadow. Thus, Black Sabath rends you apart.
Alternatively for the next video-
Which stands could you beat in a fight with hamon?
Which stands could you beat in a fight with a random stand? (use a list randomizer and choose the top stand listed)
I like this one
what if he gets cheep trick💀
Where there's a will there's a way I guess 👀
@@jefeover945 if you get cheap trick then you've already lost
What stands could you beat with vampire
Ain’t no way you gonna have a whole video on tanks vs stand and not include bad company
With Hol Horse and Mista you might lose since they both can control the projections of their bullets. Tanks always have gunner hatches, driver view ports, and the gun itself can all lead inside.
Have you ever heard of bulletproof glass? And you can't just shoot into the gun unless the breach is opened
Bro, Silver Chariot without it's armor was so fast it could make people think there were multiple Silver Chariots. Polnareff could easily just slice up the tank. Also, that one move Magicians Red has (I think it's called crossfire hurricane) can send objects flying into the air. If the tank withstands the flames, it's still going to get flung up into the air, hit the ground, and boom, you're dead.
tanks have safety measures for getting launched into the air
Also its a tank not a skinny dude
@@erbyzyrealcuhYeah, but it also would cook everyone in the tank as well.
Silver chariot can literally move faster than light he's cooking up the tank and whoever is inside it
Magicians red has the power to melt steel so a tank stands no chance
"i'm taking out joseph joestar with a tank"
Like hell you are. hermit purple? oh yeah, that thing loses. But joeseph? ain't no way
Bro Avdol can burn a bar to cinder in the blink of an eye. I'm pretty sure he could melt your tank shells midair and get closer and just melt the entire tank with you inside. You would just die.
Homelander moment if avdol f
Burn thé the bullet it's still gonna exploded on is ass
@@slimboarder.o7you realize that his heat is in a large radius. he turns his magician’s red high up and it melts before it even gets near him
@@slimboarder.o7not to mention, this guy has no idea how to use a tank ☠️
@@slimboarder.o7Not how explosives work
@@ZeallustImmortal it is lmao if There's such heat the thing would still explode
Hop horse's bullets are not heat seeking he just straight up controls them
So who's gonna tell Willy that stands have intangibility built in so the armor of his tank is rendered completely useless?
Who gonna tell you this is just for fun so we're ignoring the few rules which would make it incredibly pointless and boring?
@@reio4641whose gonna tell you ignoring very vital parts of a characters ability renders the entire discussion obsolete even if it's Hur dur for fun Hur dur
@@some_shitposting_idiot3023who's gonna tell you that not all stands can just phase through walls
@@Kaladoodles0006technically most can, they just don't bc why would they
Emperor's bullets are capable of being manipulated mid flight so Hol Horse could hide behind a rock and just keep on shooting. He could either focus fire on a single point and try to punch through or he could shoot bullets down the barrel of the tank and hit the ammo rack which would cause the tank to explode.
also if a bullet hit a shell whilst he was firing the barrel would implode
you do NOT know how a tank works
he could just aim at an opening and kill him directly, Tanks aren't airtight and Hol Horse has perfect control of his bullets.
The fuck you mean focusfire on a single point? Why would tanks even have at least 120 mm main guns if you could just machinegun one point and punch through the armor. And the barrel is not just a tube you can shoot into and kill people. He can't shoot in if the breach is not opened, you might say that he could blow up the ammo that is already in the breach but I think modern tank round are relatively safe and probably won't blow up by pistol fire, but even if you take out the breach, he still ha machine guns
I like how modern Tank Cannons have a range of like, a mile or more, meaning you couod have jusr blown up everyone exceot Diavolo and Shigechi without them even seeing you
Avdol with magicans red literally made a landmine to beat controlled polneraff which is literally the counter to tanks.
Man Trish's stand will turn you tank shell into rubber the moment it touches them.
If Joseph could stop bullets with hair, I'm pretty sure he can stop a tank missile with Hermit Purple
That's only happened, because it was Stroheim's superior german hair.
Can't Hermit Purple just hack the tank making it at least ineffective and just go in and beat the shit out of him with Hamon
avdol has melted steel in under a few seconds and has restrained star platinum with his flames, for a short period of time.
I think you would beat Cioccolatta because when would you be going downwards, just stand still?
True, unless he has Secco with him, it's not easy for him to attack a person inside a tank.
@@Riomy13 he ranked secco separately so i'm pretty sure the tank could just blow him up
Secco could also make the ground under the tank soft
Activate it while above the tank? Like what he did with Bruno's crew?
I find it funny how much Willy hyped up Highway Star... when the stand couldn't even destroy a shredder 💀
He would still lose (Highway Star can slip into the tank and drain his nutrients), but he did over estimate it’s strength
@@bananabanana484Another thing of note, Highway Star moves at 60 KILOMETERS per hour, not miles, in all actuality he moves at around 37 miles per hour, meaning his tank COULD actually outrun it.
"i have no problem crushing a child"
Willy- 2023
next vid: "jojo stands I could beat with a Nuke"
Bro doesn’t know that basically every stand can slice and break the tank specially Polnareff and basically all of them are faster than light in term of scaling 💀
bro spice gril bouta make yo tank a trampoline while u still inside💀
@@jefeover945 imagine u randomly start bouncing and at some point break your neck because youre slamming into the tank roof
polnareff was never shown cutting through anything larger than a lamp post, so no, he cant
@@darthnader5745can it take being hit at the speed of light?
IS IT AS STRONG AS DIAMOND?
(when polnareffs stand fought star platinum even if it was buffed it needs to take diamond crushing power in order to not just die when star platinum hits it once)
@@jefeover945 his range is still short and he cant see where you are inside the tank so the only way is if he has insane luck and hits him in a vital spotfirst try because he only has one shot with his sword
Stand User: Willy Nordwrench
Stand Name: Tank Park Salute
Power: A
Speed: D
Durability: B
Range: B
Precision: C
Potential: E
Description: It's a tank. Just a tank.
Precision should be A and Range should be A as well, imo. Also modern tanks get as fast as some cars now, so maybe a C for speed.
a goofed up base m1 abrams with absolutely no upgrades
He compares a clock to a tank with hierophant green, but narancia blowing up a obviously wont work.
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"Only stand users can see stands 🤓🤓"
*HIS TANK IS THE STAND*
Joeseph would just buy a drone strike
The real question is.... Does he even have practice of using a tank?
I just assumed that was his stand
also what type of tank is he using? because if we were to say ANY tank (that has been thought off IE. planned to be built in war) then the best choice for fire power and size, the best choice would the Landkreuzer P. 1000 Ratte. while it was never built and used, it is possible he can use it.
Iggy could just literally cover up the literal part where the missiles get fired and if you fire it then the tank is just gonna explode, pet shop would be too fast for a tank and is too small and there is the fact that he can just freeze the tank or the part where it fires which is definitely gonna just get you killed as he doesn’t need to go inside to kill you, he can suffocate you as the frozen tank won’t have a way to let air in and so after a good awhile your gonna suffocate
7:30 I think he forgot that Trish ripped a plane in half
1:04 or if Polnareff pulls of a Jetstream Sam and cuts the tank bullet in half
You would still lose all of them. No way in hell you'll be operating that tank alone
don't forget that stray cat can create air bubble shields
I don't think an air bubble shield is doing diddly squat to a missle
You could defeat Fugo, because most of the modern tanks can prevent gasses from entering the tank.
“Only a stand can hurt a stand” (except for when they don’t)
Highway Star had trouble with a car door, you are probably fine.
A few corrections with the list. Magicians Red can melt your tank easily. Echoes act 3's 3-freeze range is only 5 meters. Tanks can move faster than Highway Star (Highway Star has a top speed of 60 km/h not mph. 60 km/h is only around 37 mph, so your tank can out speed it.), most stands that have A-level speed are around light speed, meaning Spice Girl can make your tank shots rubbery and thus negate the power of them, you talked about characters who can bank shot but still think Mista loses despite being the best at bank shotting?
There's a tube in the tank, as long as Mista is hidden, he's gonna shoot six bullets(I can't say the actual stand name because of guidelines) and they'll change the bullets direction and destroy Willy
Most A tier speed stands are actually mftl bc silver chariot with the armor is mftl
@@LiquidKami1029attack speed, most people will misunderstand your statement and assume you are wrong
@@PISSWASSER996 also has mftl reaction speed
even if theyre rybbery the energy of the shot will still kill
Pretend the tank is his stand then you know how he can see stands
Man forgot that Jospeh can use hamon on hermit purple to transmit he can just electrocute you from inside the tank and doge around you by swinging around
You’re not a vampire tho so it wouldn’t do anything
Dont forget miranda's powers only activate when u touch the button
Avdol would cook you from inside fr
I feel like Silver Chariot has a good chance at winning when the armor comes off. It moved so fast that you couldn't see it and it was also holding Polnareff, so as long as Chariot is carrying his user, I think he can close the distance
You could win any fight if you replace the current armor on your tank with the same plot armor the characters wear lol
Avdol can VAPORIZE STEEL MIDAIR. He said it to Jotaro in the first few episodes. You're screwed there bro. (Dead)
Hierophant Green could burrow into the tank, maybe, but at least Emerald Splash does nothing (Between You're Favoured and Need Miracle)
Iggy technically has no limit on his sand control. He can bury your tank in seconds if he wants, but if you don't START on sand, Iggy wont have a stand, so you cant say "ooh I start on a metal ship" because you're tryna fight the STAND. He is still a dog, but The Fool would be OP if you give him an inch. (Need Miracle)
It's arguable that Hol Horse can shoot inside the barrel and bend it so it hits you. Think about it. Silver Chariot can move fast enough to make afterimages but Hol Horse's bullet curved around the sword at full speed. Nah, you'll need a miracle in that he would be too scared to try it. (Need Miracle)
Ndoul can control water by sensing vibrations because he's blind but his other senses are maxed out. With how loud your tank would be, he could easily sense you while out of your tank's vision range, and seeing as Geb can take down a Helicopter, you'd be ripped up if you dont make a lucky shot at him. (Need Miracle)
Unless you're horny enough to let her convince you, you won't be able to touch an outlet while in a tank. Plus, even if you did, she has to be really close to you for the magnetism to even be significant, and you could easily crush her if she was close by. Now you would win easily, but I have to account for horniness. (You're Favoured)
Crazy Diamond is nowhere near as strong as Star Platinum but he is fast as hell. Still, it's a close range stand so... (Need Miracle)
If you liked JoJo's Bizzare Adventure, you'd like Rohan's manga on-sight. He can't touch you, but once you see it, its GG. Then again, he'd be far away for his safety, and it's gonna be hard to see from that far. (You're Favoured)
Ok, For Kira's First Bomb, he has to touch you or the tank to surefire kill you. Otherwise he can throw rocks like grenades, which can indeed do damage but he's a midde aged man. He'd have to be a little close to throw near the tank and you could shoot him. (You're Favoured)
For Kira's Second Bomb, its over. He doesn't have to be near you to use it, it can just sense the heat of the tank's engine and it is INDESTRUCTIBLE. (Dead)
For Kira's Third Bomb, it won't even activate. From what I understand, it needs a "witness" to work, and if you two are alone, nothing will work (Win)
So, averaging out the values, you need to PRAY he doesn't use Sheer Heart Attack. Otherwise, you slam. (Between You're Favoured and Need Miracle)
GE (No Requiem) has the damage frogs but that's mostly it. He could also plant a tree but he needs to throw it or something. (You're Favoured)
GER... (Dead)
Aerosmith's bombs and bullets are legit. How could you make the flying argument for Pet Shop but not for Aerosmith? The tank's carbon emmisions mean that the plane can sense you without Narancia being there. (Need Miracle)
Mista... Just look at what i said for Hol Horse and remove the part about cowardice. Even if he misses, Sex Pistols wil make sure it enters the barrel. Hell, one can be inside waiting to direct it at your balls. Better hope he only has 4 bullets. (Need Miracle)
How would you even fight Black Sabbath? Ok, let's assume you let the flame go out... You'd be in the shadowy cockpit of the tank, bro. I mean, maybe you have the will to make your own stand, but you dont even have the will to withstand Mariah, let's be honest (Need Miracle)
Hermit purple could just take over your tank and render it a weapon against you.
Willy: i Could beat iggy if he’s losing to a bird
Also willy losing to the same bird
i wonder how many videos it will take until you get the whole military on your side
This makes me wonder what stands could resist artillery fire.
With a tank you have a very good chance beating all of these stands. Just shoot the user.
He has a stand, his ability is to predict whether he would win or loose against his opponents according to the circumstances
False! You could take out a hermit purple user with a tank but you could not take out Joseph Joestar with a tank because he would simply pull an RPG, 40 grenades and a claymore out of his ass and light your shit up before you could say:
Where did he even get those?!
You don't lose to made in heaven because he'd just dodge it... you'd lose to made in heaven because you wouldn't even be capable of using the tank due to how fast time was moving.
What
@@arewedeadazzah I see you didn't finish Stone Ocean
@@menaatefadly he literally said you don't lose then he said he would lose
@@arewedeadazzhe didn't
It's important to note that she's ranking Stands, not Stand Users he could beat. If some random Jojo-schmo had Hermit Purple, you could obliterate them with a tank, no question. Fighting *Joesph Joester* armed with Hermit purple, when he's still a cool 60 years old? That's rougher. I don't like those odds.
I have to say made in heaven would rather be a need a miracle because the tank and wat ever it shoot will also be accelerated because the only thing that isn’t accelerated are other human than Puccie so it is like if he had no speed but you had like really bad reflexes, still a need a miracle but not a death
You destroy Grateful Dead! Tanks use overpressurization to keep out chemical warfare, thus the aging smoke wouldn't get to you! Plus, being old will just slow your reaction time or something. You have a tank!
I'm guessing we're ignoring the fact Stands can go through solid objects like tanks and kill you inside
Remember that the Stand must protect the user aswell
did you forget that inside of a tank is dark so Popos Stand can get inside the tank
and can and will kill you
Didn't know Anne was a stand
Araki actually hand delivered me a letter (sealed with a kiss) explaining her role in Part 9 (I can't speak anymore under NDA just wait and see)
@@WillyNordwrench stop gatekeeping info on part 9's protagonist 😡
@@WillyNordwrenchthen you couldn't put part 7, 8, and 9 on here
@@WillyNordwrenchreal
@@WillyNordwrenchcan you maybe,.... send me that sealed kiss? Please maybe
The orangutang isn’t limited to the ship, his stand just fuses with any object (and possibly upgrades it? Cause the ship turns into a row boat after he is defeated)
Your tank is your stand, Take me Home Country Roads
Video idea: travel to every place in the world that is a Jojo reference
Stands he missed:
The sun
Justice
High priestess
Yellow temperance
Empress
Lovers
Wheel of fortune
Hanged man
Ebony devil
Tower of gray
Dark blue moon
Khnum
Toth
Seth
Anubis
He missed more, like bad company but I hadnt even noticed all of those ones
@@jacksonhoiland2664 I had also put those like more comments in this comment but they have vanishes
Your dying if you fight polnareff withput armor.Your basically fighting 8 stands at once and stray cat can just condense the air around it and take no explosion damage.
The depleted uranium APFSDS round travelling at 1600 m/s towards that cat
“Oh, but look at what the emerald splash did to a clock, their is no way that a TANK, could withstand something that destroyed a CLOCK”
bro kakyoin was on his last breath, that emerald splash will be more powerfull if he was not injured
1:48 avdol can melt steel bro
Not only could abdol melt the steel, he’d set off all of the tank rounds and the fuel in the tank as well
You could beat made in heaven because tanks aren’t living
I got faster to the video than my dad left me
Ik
Everyone: you can't defect the emerald splash!
Dio, and Willy: Can't deflect your death!
You have to be dumb to let a melee stand user get to you while you have a machine gun and a tanks gun in use... most of these would be W for the tank
Joseph could take control of the tank like he did with a plane, so you're dead.
next do one where you have a stand it could be anything like a stand that fires shit at people etc
Stand name: ABC
User:willy
Ability:summons an A1 abrams out of thin air
lol
#1 emerald splash would not destroy the tank and the loading time for it is long #2 koichi is not damaging your tank unless the ground under is harder than the tank #3 if you are on solid ground you destroy strengh because its a boat. and it has no long ranged attacks #4 crazy diamond has to get close, if you had time to aim for josuke before the start you just blast him. #5 harvest would have to get inside the tank to dissasenble it and shigechi's lazy A$s isnt moving so you can just blast him. #6 if kira doesnt have stray cat than he has to grab a rock and throw it to you and even then the tank is pretty resistant and bites the dust is a protective stand not offensive so just blast kira.#7 the worst giorno can do without ger is plant trees to immobilize you but it will take time so you have plenty to blast him depending on the distance between you.#8 fugo's stand has like a 2 meter range he cant hit you unless he gets close and you can blast him. same thing for bruno unless he goes underground wich is really unlikely.#9 ciocolatta cant kill you unless you get lower than you are but without secco he cant make you sink wich gives you the W. #10 Notorious BIG gets bigger with the hate so if you didnt kill the user he wont attack . and considering you did unless you attack it he wont attack you because he is blind so just get out of the tank and run and its a draw.#11 jolyne has short range and considering a reasonable starting distance you blast her.
Kira could use bomb type 2 which is long range and couldn't giorno turn the tank to any animal or plant he wants even without GER
@@kamsiokoli3209 bomb type 2 is heat seeking but also slow so no chance he hits it without dying first and giorno needs to touch the object
@@ZenitH1063 Its very easy for giorno to get close ,any missile shot at him he can turn to an insect which will go back to its orign (i.e the tank) and transform back
@@kamsiokoli3209 yes but it will lose its previous momentum and merely touch the tank and also the missiles explode unpon contact
Bro had to include a child with zero stand on a “stands I can beat” just to get any semblance of a win, Joseph could very likely still beat the fuck outta a tank I’m pretty sure he did that in part 2 without a stand
Also “A car isn’t a tank” yet you think Highway star is disassembling your tank when it couldn’t escape a car?
You actually have a chance to win against made in heaven because the tank is not alive so the shots will still be way faster than Pucci
"Whats he gonna do, cook me from the outside like a dutch oven? " Nah, hes gonna do even worse
Did u forget emporio has weather reports stand now? 💀
He already ranked weather report
Willy: if he is losing to a bird, he is losing to a talk
Also Willy: _[loses to a bird]_
Wouldn't the tank bullets go the same speed as MIH?
Ye good point
He would be able to maybe see and dodge them, or just have the stand grab the bullets to make the blast do less probably.
@@randomyoutuber2633 so he has time acceleration and his normal stand speed?
@@JaidenGorge It's kinda complicated, but the guy kinda sees everything at the same speed while time speeds up, so he can actually dodge things and not run into walls. He probably dies, but maybe not depending on how it works.
@@randomyoutuber2633 but if he sees things normally that means he will need to naturally react to the tanks bullet which I think mih's *normal speed* isn't fast enough for that
Star Platinum is just gonna break the cannon
To clarify, since you seem to not be aware of this, basically every stand is faster than light, some calcs going as high as 1500 times the speed of light, and even by an extremely lowballed estimate have enough AP to one-shot a tank.
How?
@@sampetersen7669 'How' what? I fail to understand your question.
How are they faster than light? I’m not trying to start a argument I’m just curious
@@sampetersen7669 They're not, he's just saying random bullshit.
@@sheogorath6834 alr I just bought so but I wanted to see if they would make sense
Dio would be the type to stop time to take u out the take and use the tank to road roller u
falcon breaks car = tank
little bomber breaks car = not tank
So uhh u watch dub correct ?
you could've explained everything with "the tank is my stand"
Highway star is extremely weak in terms of tearing stuff apart so Willy wins
“The tank is his stand”
“OH MY GOD THE TANK IS HIS STAND”
I don’t think sunlight can enter ur tank so good luck beating polpo
Willy: Yeah, I can beat Iggy. He lost to a falcon.
Also Willy: So, I think Pet Shop wins against me. He has ice powers.
Geb will just get into the tank while N'doul stands a mile away.
Polnareff is light speed brother
bro magician's red would tun the barrel into a wet cardboard pipe
I feel like the only way Anne would beat Willy is if she snuck into the tank and stabbing him with that pocket knife she carries, but that would be a miracle in it of itself since he would probably yeet her off.
Many people here do not understand how a tank works
he can see the stands because the tank is. the stand
Does Willy know how a tank works? One shot will obliterate every character.
Yea if it hit
Blud is going to war with the stands