DIO VS ALUCARD MADE ME GO ABSOLUTELY BONKERS BRO 🙏😭

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  • @Imphantom83i
    @Imphantom83i 3 місяці тому +463

    Dio: Aye you disrespecting me bruv?
    Alucard: My apologies original gangster

    • @mudaheavenessensiondii9900
      @mudaheavenessensiondii9900 Місяць тому +10

      Goated comment fr

    • @jdelacruz14791
      @jdelacruz14791 Місяць тому +41

      Nah this cannot be forgiven, now empty the compartments of your pantaloons

    • @DrippyM0gus
      @DrippyM0gus Місяць тому +28

      @@jdelacruz14791for what purpose!? 😭

    • @laszlodrbernad378
      @laszlodrbernad378 Місяць тому +25

      ​@@DrippyM0gus and discard of your footwear aswell 👹👹👹

    • @rukiddingme2
      @rukiddingme2 Місяць тому +22

      @@laszlodrbernad378 FOR WHAT PURPOSE?!?

  • @alphaandomegalover7634
    @alphaandomegalover7634 3 місяці тому +1477

    Calmest brawl in London:

    • @diobrando1891
      @diobrando1891 3 місяці тому +122

      "Oi why you disrespecting me bruv?"

    • @Most_Sane_Godzilla_Fan_YT
      @Most_Sane_Godzilla_Fan_YT 3 місяці тому +70

      My mistake original gangster

    • @Silly_Guy732
      @Silly_Guy732 3 місяці тому +59

      No, this can not be forgiven, now empty the compartments of your pantaloons ☕️

    • @Kweli-kw3dj
      @Kweli-kw3dj 3 місяці тому +51

      For what purpose?

    • @1STAR-HJ1
      @1STAR-HJ1 3 місяці тому +49

      And discard of your footwear aswell,

  • @komodominecraft8204
    @komodominecraft8204 3 місяці тому +1716

    The funny thing is both of them are british
    (Oh shit i am wrong alucard is romanian)

    • @ILikeSharks24
      @ILikeSharks24 3 місяці тому +133

      Actually Alucard is Romanian 🤓☝️

    • @ChaosIncarnate-o5x
      @ChaosIncarnate-o5x 3 місяці тому +42

      DIO's last name is Italian though.

    • @SprayCannon.
      @SprayCannon. 3 місяці тому +38

      ​@@ChaosIncarnate-o5xNah it's song reference

    • @ChaosIncarnate-o5x
      @ChaosIncarnate-o5x 3 місяці тому +11

      @@SprayCannon. I meant his first name, mis-type.
      Though that too is a reference.

    • @marranin007
      @marranin007 3 місяці тому +6

      ​@@ChaosIncarnate-o5x His first name is Dio

  • @MisfortuneWasTaken
    @MisfortuneWasTaken 3 місяці тому +233

    They forgot to add the fact that Dio was filled with so much hate his hate transcended time and space just to follow joestars into another universe. How much hate do you gotta have to have an alternate universe of you that hates your ops 😭, shit doesn’t even end at 1 alternate universe but 2.

    • @anusaukko6792
      @anusaukko6792 3 місяці тому +28

      Bro really following in the footsteps of the historical hater Reverse Flash lmfao

    • @Codsguy
      @Codsguy Місяць тому +7

      generational hater🔥🔥

    • @TheEmperorOfViltrum
      @TheEmperorOfViltrum Місяць тому +3

      @@anusaukko6792he took notes from the biggest hater in history

    • @nahidkamal3218
      @nahidkamal3218 25 днів тому +1

      No not really. Everyone from the og universe got sent to the new one. Well, most of everyone atleast.

    • @Wandering_Weeb
      @Wandering_Weeb 20 днів тому +5

      Diego doesn't hate Johnny tho, just simply views him as an enemy

  • @wrigglypiggy707
    @wrigglypiggy707 3 місяці тому +706

    Jjba characters are so fricking fast they bouta have a entire monologue in a 3 second time span while also being able to beat the shit out of anyone

    • @razielshad0wdancer
      @razielshad0wdancer 3 місяці тому +15

      sounds about right

    • @ChristianKirboDaPoyo
      @ChristianKirboDaPoyo 3 місяці тому +32

      Fun fact, silver chariot with armor has MFTL scaling fir his speed and jotaro kept even with a no armor double anubis boosted silver chariot and the world is aprox 3x faster and stronger than star platinum and with joseph blood consumed if i remember right its 5x stronger and faster than star platinum

    • @ioriyagami347
      @ioriyagami347 3 місяці тому +16

      Nerfed jotaro had a whole dialogue had time to remember memmories along the way and still beat the shit outta kira while his time stop only lasted 5 seconds😂

    • @MenteBellica-cg4di
      @MenteBellica-cg4di 2 місяці тому +1

      Fr

    • @segaallstar4898
      @segaallstar4898 Місяць тому +1

      ​there are no scales officially that say he is any times stronger whatsoever and they directly have a fist to fist clash where star platinum breaks the world's

  • @ChaosIncarnate-o5x
    @ChaosIncarnate-o5x 3 місяці тому +683

    Vampiric Uncle Ruckus, that is the funniest shit I will ever hear.

  • @peytonbaldwin3703
    @peytonbaldwin3703 3 місяці тому +374

    Hated a bloodline brainwashed a priest without the flesh bud and then successfully restarted everything on puccis behalf

    • @CytrogamesXD
      @CytrogamesXD 2 місяці тому +9

      dio seduced pucci bro😭

    • @MikeDang-pm4co
      @MikeDang-pm4co 2 місяці тому +4

      Pucci and Dio is gay😂

    • @jdelacruz14791
      @jdelacruz14791 Місяць тому

      Dio is basically Alucard's jojo. That dude is gonna hunt for Dio's bloodline

    • @shiro.retarded
      @shiro.retarded Місяць тому

      @@MikeDang-pm4coPucci is gay dio is bi

    • @Jesus-Chriss
      @Jesus-Chriss 20 днів тому

      ​@@jdelacruz14791You didn't watch the requiem scene did you?

  • @arkyshi1027
    @arkyshi1027 3 місяці тому +342

    As a Brit, This battle was a win-win in my book. Both characters are British, both are insanely badass and both are iconic.

    • @kieranmcginley1262
      @kieranmcginley1262 3 місяці тому +7

      Um, actually he's not British (alucard) ☝️

    • @Democrab
      @Democrab 3 місяці тому +24

      ​@@kieranmcginley1262counter point, the persona/entity of Alucard has been living in Britain since the 1930's, which is more than long enough for him to be considered British

    • @querz17
      @querz17 3 місяці тому +3

      He sadly can't spawn Steam Rollers

    • @HabitualThinker
      @HabitualThinker 8 днів тому

      @@Democrab that is not how that works

  • @AliceIzuragi6291
    @AliceIzuragi6291 3 місяці тому +522

    a lot of people argued that dio should have lost.;
    but to be fair. dio moves faster than fucking light due to scaling off of jotaro.
    also he fucking stops time.

    • @randomyoutuber2633
      @randomyoutuber2633 3 місяці тому +81

      Even then, Alucard technically should have access to his full kit since at the end of the anime he killed all the souls inside of him to come back from being erased. Also Alucard had way more abilities like mind control and mind control immunity that could have given him a win.

    • @nickieBurke
      @nickieBurke 3 місяці тому +80

      and why in the nine circles would alucad use all of his soul reserves just to flood the city? in army battles it makes sense, he gains more souls than he loses, but in a one on one? thats just fucking stupid. he could literally just sit around and wait until the sun came up with dio killing him the whole time and STILL live.

    • @peytonbaldwin3703
      @peytonbaldwin3703 3 місяці тому +16

      @@nickieBurkeit’s a death battle

    • @AliceIzuragi6291
      @AliceIzuragi6291 3 місяці тому +54

      @@randomyoutuber2633 i dont recall any confirmation on mind control immunity. i do agree that dio hypnosis wouldnt work. but if he time stops then forces a flesh bud in his head. then i think he might control alucard. hell. may not even need to time stop. alucard normally just stands there and takes hits.
      another thing to note of the death battle. is that this is a stronger dio than what is seen in stardust crusaders. season 1 dio is faster and physically stronger than dio with a stand. because that version with a stand hasnt fully made josephs body his own. hence why he didnt use his temperature manipulation against stardust crusaders. so this version in the death battle using those powers means its a dio that has fully assimilated the body.

    • @randomyoutuber2633
      @randomyoutuber2633 3 місяці тому +25

      ​@AliceIzuragi6291 They brought it up in one in the black boxes in this Death Battle I think. My problem is that Alucard wouldn't use Level 0 and that they didn't give Alucard everything but gave Dio everything which doesn't make sense. Dio couldn't use his vampirism abilities in part 3. Dio shouldn't have been able to heal from that gunshot since that gun stops all healing, not just unholy creatures(it worked on Anderson after all). I don't think a flesh bud would work since Alucard's blood is just just shadows so he probably can just reshape himself or something like that.

  • @JustRaiden-cool
    @JustRaiden-cool 3 місяці тому +180

    First time hoodydude has paused less then 3 times, and has actually enjoyed a good deathbattle without getting pissed 😂

  • @Giga_Guy-
    @Giga_Guy- 2 місяці тому +54

    That ''WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY'' at the end was cold.

  • @gabebeh
    @gabebeh 3 місяці тому +634

    they fr put some random generational hater against a vampire god and HE WON

    • @ZonaiHero-ul5nm
      @ZonaiHero-ul5nm 3 місяці тому +248

      Dio isn’t just a generational hater though, he is literally THE generational hater. This man literally went out of his way to hunt down the Joestar Bloodline.

    • @kazanshin4108
      @kazanshin4108 3 місяці тому +153

      ​@@ZonaiHero-ul5nm Bro became a head, didn't let that stop him, died, didn't let *that* stop him, and literally had the entire universe reset just because he wanted all that Joestar smoke. Dio is on a whole other level.

    • @l0sts0ul89
      @l0sts0ul89 3 місяці тому +45

      ​@@kazanshin4108 and his other version of himself is also a hater

    • @jackaboynaylor9273
      @jackaboynaylor9273 3 місяці тому +30

      Dio ain't doin' nuttin' to Schrodinger Alucard unless some stand shit can mess with his soul, but Dio's stats absolutely stomps Alucard. So 3 million soul version losing is fine.

    • @archerkure8176
      @archerkure8176 3 місяці тому +20

      @@jackaboynaylor9273in Jo Jo’s stands ARE the soul so I’d assume he could?

  • @Lightestmoon-y6f
    @Lightestmoon-y6f 3 місяці тому +145

    And lets not forgot the most important thing here, ALUCARD CANT SEE DIOS STAND, HES BASICALLY GETTING HIT BY NOTHING AND HE AINT GONNA ATTACK SOMETHING HE CANT SEE NOE CAN HE?

    • @waitnevermind5471
      @waitnevermind5471 3 місяці тому +8

      Okay?

    • @Lightestmoon-y6f
      @Lightestmoon-y6f 3 місяці тому +13

      @@waitnevermind5471 the hell was talking to you💀

    • @waitnevermind5471
      @waitnevermind5471 3 місяці тому +7

      @@Lightestmoon-y6f Wow, so scary, you commented on a public comment section and got angry someone responded

    • @Lightestmoon-y6f
      @Lightestmoon-y6f 3 місяці тому +9

      @@waitnevermind5471 u didn't have to comment back now did u? And I was specifically talking to the reactor of the vid,

    • @waitnevermind5471
      @waitnevermind5471 3 місяці тому +8

      @@Lightestmoon-y6f "Let's not forget", and I chose to respond because I wanted to

  • @TheNameisDre1
    @TheNameisDre1 2 місяці тому +78

    People don’t understand that according to guidebooks Dio still has his vampiric abilities in stardust crusaders, while Alucard can’t have his full kit with shrodinger or he would cease to exist hence him losing the battle immediately

    • @BlackNWhiteProductions
      @BlackNWhiteProductions 2 місяці тому +17

      Some might say that DIO should of used his vampiric powers such as ice breath or laserbeam in part 3 but at the same time, DIO outright doesn't instantly kill his enemies until needed. Like he could of wiped out the remaining Crusaders within the Coffin scene alone.

    • @EdsaelA.PenaNieves
      @EdsaelA.PenaNieves Місяць тому +3

      @@BlackNWhiteProductions yeah the only reason he lost was because he's too cocky.

    • @parry3439
      @parry3439 25 днів тому +1

      ​@@EdsaelA.PenaNieveshe lost because
      1. jotaro had a stronger stand
      2. he had the same ability
      3. only stands can kill stands
      4. he was too cocky

    • @DiệuThuong-b7x
      @DiệuThuong-b7x 18 днів тому

      @@parry3439It’s always the egotistical maniac that lost the fight unfairlu huh?

    • @EdsaelA.PenaNieves
      @EdsaelA.PenaNieves 16 днів тому

      @@parry3439 Well you got everything right except the first one. Star Platinum and The World are pretty much the same stand but with small differences.

  • @Norrabal
    @Norrabal 3 місяці тому +89

    6:03 nah, pucci didn't win. He succeeded temporarily, but due to shenanigans, a lone survivor of the universe reset was able to kill him, un doing it, but creating an entire new timeline in the process, a world without dio's influence.
    (Not be confused with the next parts alternate universe, which the author just went about making because the original universe's narrative has essentially ended)

    • @plasticgrass3191
      @plasticgrass3191 3 місяці тому +12

      jojo fans try not to spoil the entire series for 5 seconds challenge

    • @NectarNapper
      @NectarNapper 3 місяці тому +5

      I think its hilarious pucci KNEW emporio was fated to beat him but still tried to throw hands before his plan was complete

    • @plasticgrass3191
      @plasticgrass3191 3 місяці тому +5

      @@NectarNapper pretty sure emporio was fated to lose hence the confidence from pucci, but emporio made pucci accidentally change his fate by inserting the stand disc (its why they made such a big point about pucci being the one to push it in)

    • @DefinitelynotMedjed
      @DefinitelynotMedjed 3 місяці тому +5

      ​@@NectarNapper Not a world wituout Dio's influence,but a world where Pucci wasn't born,therefore Part 6's events not happening. Part 1-5 still happened.

    • @ioriyagami347
      @ioriyagami347 3 місяці тому

      Pucci won bruh he literally completed his whole objective which was to finish DIO's goal

  • @EribertoCoutino
    @EribertoCoutino 3 місяці тому +90

    Yo this vampire fight is fire af

  • @cheshiremadness868
    @cheshiremadness868 3 місяці тому +64

    I hope this man actually does watch Hellsing. He realizes there’s an uncensored and a censored version.

  • @thekevin.4510
    @thekevin.4510 3 місяці тому +42

    How does bro manage to always pick the person who loses the fight

  • @daysand123
    @daysand123 3 місяці тому +36

    "What do you even do if you're a citizen in this city bruh?"
    Simple question. If its JoJo. Stay the hell away from anything exciting and pray they dont fight in your house. If its Hellsing just give up. You aint safe if youre a baby cause Kohta Hirano doesnt gove a fuck about your age versus showing the barbaric horror of war and attrocities be it man or monster. You're going on a "remember me" shirt whether you were in Alucards way or one of two armies between the catholic crusaders and the literal nazi vampires waged war with a leave nothing policy on the banquet.
    At least in JoJo you got a chance one of the Joestars will save your ass if they can when you're in the vicinity. If its Hellsing theres no hope.

    • @limpspeedboat2238
      @limpspeedboat2238 Місяць тому +3

      bro hellsing had me crying especially the scene where the christians pulled up and bro said to kill all the civilians

  • @mldyagame
    @mldyagame 16 днів тому +3

    Naw that intro got nostalgia written all over it

  • @alejandrochavez2401
    @alejandrochavez2401 3 місяці тому +44

    Im surprised Dio wasn't wablering the entire fight

  • @AlfredoCervantes-tz6bb
    @AlfredoCervantes-tz6bb 10 днів тому +5

    4:50 Dio lost because he fought a guy with the same abilities as him AND could move through stopped time, he also got too cocky and played too much

  • @DavidKostin-u9m
    @DavidKostin-u9m 3 місяці тому +40

    im waiting until hes gonna find out who dio over heaven is 💀💀💀💀💀💀

    • @Vaihly
      @Vaihly 3 місяці тому +1

      DIO OH is non canon but he'd wipe the floor with Alucard

    • @EVYKYAMIR
      @EVYKYAMIR 3 місяці тому +1

      ​@@VaihlyAlucard is actually destroying dio

    • @Vaihly
      @Vaihly 3 місяці тому +9

      @@EVYKYAMIR DIO Over-Heaven has really OP reality warping, since he also scales above FV who has basically infinite lives, and managed to counter GER even tho his passive is able to reset your actions back to zero (reversing time back to when you didnt hit GER/Giorno)

    • @Vaihly
      @Vaihly 3 місяці тому +1

      @@EVYKYAMIR Alucard destroys Part 3 DIO though

    • @EVYKYAMIR
      @EVYKYAMIR 2 місяці тому +2

      @@Vaihly none of that would matter since alucard just scales on a higher dimensionality then dio oh

  • @jooey9866
    @jooey9866 6 днів тому +1

    “DIO’s calisthenics” were actually Jonathan’s.

  • @-ferno4333
    @-ferno4333 3 місяці тому +25

    people out here glazing alucard and saying "yeah he's omnipresent" like he could... do anything to dio, still?
    like if we gonna give omnipresence to alucard, make dio his heaven ascended state then, just sayin'

    • @123LORDOFHELL
      @123LORDOFHELL 3 місяці тому +9

      You can't mess with Hellsing fans, they never actually watched the show.
      Schrodinger alucard is nothing special lol. Any sort of mind control or soul manipulation takes out Schrodinger.

    • @r-wh2ub
      @r-wh2ub 2 місяці тому +2

      Or LN dio

    • @ghostlyc646
      @ghostlyc646 2 місяці тому

      ​@@r-wh2uboverkill ln dip is litteraly the author atp

    • @accelerator5234
      @accelerator5234 Місяць тому

      ​@@123LORDOFHELLthe difference is Overheaven is non canon

    • @limptoast
      @limptoast 21 день тому

      @@accelerator5234 They used it to nerf GER so don't matter.

  • @zerovolcada3675
    @zerovolcada3675 3 місяці тому +20

    3:48 Funny thing about DIO going to heaven is that he technically does

    • @jooey9866
      @jooey9866 6 днів тому

      It isn’t canon though

  • @damianhernandez1665
    @damianhernandez1665 3 місяці тому +77

    you should watch homelander vs avengers or else you wont be safe in public restrooms

  • @CheddarCheese9600
    @CheddarCheese9600 3 місяці тому +14

    Bro if they did the non canon, Dio with The world over heaven, it wouldn’t even be a challenge cause he just gets hacks

    • @mbj-bu3qq
      @mbj-bu3qq Місяць тому +1

      Novel Dio: Hold my wine sir

  • @ILikeSharks24
    @ILikeSharks24 3 місяці тому +180

    It hurts to see my Glorious vampire King get cooked 😭

    • @monochromaticsouls7951
      @monochromaticsouls7951 3 місяці тому +12

      dio won tho?

    • @YellowCard_Productions
      @YellowCard_Productions 3 місяці тому +31

      @@monochromaticsouls7951 Allucas is the vampire king as dio said in the video but dio said he was the vampire GOD

    • @Balljiggler_9000
      @Balljiggler_9000 3 місяці тому +26

      nah this is rigged they didn’t even include the fact that alucard is omni-present otherwise this entire fight would have been completely one sided

    • @saltygibus5746
      @saltygibus5746 3 місяці тому +20

      ​@@Balljiggler_9000They....brought that up as a possibility in the whole conclusion.

    • @Balljiggler_9000
      @Balljiggler_9000 3 місяці тому +1

      @@saltygibus5746 oh..cool I didn’t see the full last segment

  • @Ricar591
    @Ricar591 24 дні тому +2

    that WRY at the end was cold ngl

  • @armorofgod927
    @armorofgod927 2 місяці тому +4

    Hellsing is still to this day my favourite anime.

  • @Thyfunidoge
    @Thyfunidoge 3 місяці тому +45

    10:03 real Jojo fans know what dio would do with this information. I feel like dio would dodge all of alucards attacks just to mentally crush alucard

    • @kingboo7613
      @kingboo7613 3 місяці тому +4

      He can’t really 💀 alucard is more criminal and worse than him

    • @Vaihly
      @Vaihly 3 місяці тому +6

      Nah, DIO's pettiness isnt really enough to mentally crush Alucard lmao

    • @Thyfunidoge
      @Thyfunidoge 2 місяці тому

      @@Vaihly "Yous a b*tch AND you can't touch me!" I hear his accent now.

    • @estrelaplatinada6506
      @estrelaplatinada6506 2 місяці тому +1

      ​@@kingboo7613HE CAN, but not his normal form EASILY.

    • @ahmadorgen5272
      @ahmadorgen5272 2 місяці тому +1

      ​@@Vaihlydio's stand speed be like : mftl+ or ftl+

  • @noiihr
    @noiihr 3 місяці тому +5

    The yapp is immaculate🙏🏾😭

    • @makryd3162
      @makryd3162 Місяць тому +1

      I see I'm not the only one Noticing the yapping that Hellsing fans are making

  • @random_guy4813
    @random_guy4813 Місяць тому +2

    3:15 the pure silence is so loud🤣🤣🤣

  • @dcmonalds8604
    @dcmonalds8604 3 місяці тому +14

    wait till bro finds out dio is british too

  • @Sancho-i3z
    @Sancho-i3z 3 місяці тому +9

    i can't even say glazing or hating with this one

  • @huynguyenkhang5131
    @huynguyenkhang5131 3 місяці тому +1

    This dude keep switching side bruh i cant😭

  • @wonderofu230
    @wonderofu230 2 місяці тому +4

    Dio is the reason the main JJBA timeline is FRIED. Bro had his glazer resetting the universe 2 times 😭

  • @MichaelRyan-u1o
    @MichaelRyan-u1o 3 місяці тому +8

    7:36 he just needs to sniff your hand ahh dog💀💀💀

  • @JUST_SOME_SHY_GUY
    @JUST_SOME_SHY_GUY 3 місяці тому +13

    The ability to manipulate time is fking broken bruh

    • @meatballsheavy
      @meatballsheavy 3 місяці тому +1

      Alucard has a shit ton to offer though.

    • @guimassashi
      @guimassashi 3 місяці тому +2

      It’s kinda useless because alucard can heal and even if he dies he would just come back because he have 3 million life’s, and if we get his new version it’s get worse because he’s literally omnipresent

    • @TheUncivilizedNation
      @TheUncivilizedNation 3 місяці тому +5

      @@guimassashi there’s a large gap between light speed and hypersonic not even including time stop. Dio can definitely one shot Alucard 3 million times. Even if the sun comes up he’ll just leave for the day and Alucard can’t do shit since The World has an effective range of 10 meters and also moves at light speed

    • @kingboo7613
      @kingboo7613 3 місяці тому

      @@TheUncivilizedNationit punch’s at the speed of light not move

  • @StrongestMahito
    @StrongestMahito 16 днів тому +1

    Dio is genuinely one of the greatest and most iconic villains in history. This man literally went through several generations just to kill and destroy every single Jojo and succeeded. Not to mention that after the entire universe was reset, he CAME BACK as Diego Brando just to beat a crippled fucking Jojo.

  • @mortalvehicle6138
    @mortalvehicle6138 3 місяці тому +7

    5:13 that commercial’s title matches so well with the amount of gay energy DIO has.

  • @noobderpington3065
    @noobderpington3065 Місяць тому +3

    7:04 Dio’s also British

  • @enishehu8915
    @enishehu8915 3 місяці тому +5

    Kwame Brown out here catchin strays xdd 1:18

  • @MrEguyE
    @MrEguyE 2 місяці тому +1

    5:08 BRO THE AD
    perfect

  • @CarlosGarcia91000
    @CarlosGarcia91000 3 місяці тому +6

    You need to react to death battles, Thanos vs Darkseid

  • @its_red_k9860
    @its_red_k9860 16 днів тому +1

    u can only destroy alucards heart if u are a human or with a holy weapon he said it himself

  • @user-goku1364
    @user-goku1364 3 місяці тому +8

    Wwwww fight,best vampire fight ever

  • @Tensa_desu
    @Tensa_desu Місяць тому +1

    Calling dio the reverse flash of jonathan is so accurate 2:09

  • @xaviergould8747
    @xaviergould8747 3 місяці тому +19

    Here's the biggest problem they nerfed alucard he can only be harmed by holy weapons of the Christian faith, because he was a Christian pre vamp king also they only harm him they can't kill him, oh and level 0 doesn't not infact slow his regen or make him moral, the only way to kill alucard is if he believes the human trying is worthy that's why Anderson who had given up his humanity to beat him still lost and yea if a holy embodiment of the Christian gods will can't kill him on level 0 by piercing his heart and lighting him on holy fire, he physically instantly recovered from this so yea, how dio won was bullshit they simply played favorites all I've stated is on the official wiki for hellsing

    • @Pix6lbits
      @Pix6lbits Місяць тому +1

      Yeah and then they said he could’ve still lost post Schrödinger and let’s be honest that’s some crazy ass biases

    • @xaviergould8747
      @xaviergould8747 Місяць тому +2

      @@Pix6lbits yea its bias as hell because it's literally on his wiki page that holy weapons hurt him and can't even kill him unless he decides that the guy using it is worthy of killing him

    • @b3u-nEd
      @b3u-nEd Місяць тому

      Well Dio does mean God

    • @xaviergould8747
      @xaviergould8747 Місяць тому +1

      @@b3u-nEd that doesn't mean anything so why mention it

    • @b3u-nEd
      @b3u-nEd Місяць тому

      @@xaviergould8747 you were talking about how alucard could only be used by holy weapons and Dio means god and dios weapon is the world, that's what I meant (Idk what I'm yapping about)

  • @Krash2o
    @Krash2o День тому

    "That's a BOY?"
    Welcome to anime.

  • @Vezdekhon
    @Vezdekhon 3 місяці тому +27

    This is my favorite death battle

    • @Atemnûra_KrünZorûk4.5
      @Atemnûra_KrünZorûk4.5 3 місяці тому +1

      *W H A T . . .*

    • @Tsukuyomi5937
      @Tsukuyomi5937 3 місяці тому +3

      One of the worst Alucard didn't used all he is capable of while dio did. And dio have no way to get rid of 3 fucking million lives, Alucard would have killed him way before or sun would have just rise up way before too

    • @Mari_capal0t
      @Mari_capal0t 3 місяці тому +11

      @@Tsukuyomi5937alucard has now way to touch dio. Dio is massively faster than light and alucard doesnt even come close to that, dio also has better ap and can literally stop time

    • @Tsukuyomi5937
      @Tsukuyomi5937 3 місяці тому

      @@Mari_capal0t DIO IS NOT FUCKING GOING AS FAST AS LIGHT HIS FIST YES BUT HE DOSEN'T TRAVEL TO LIGHT SPEED, IF SO JOTARO SHOULD HAVE AT SOME POINT MATCHED MADE IN HEAVEN SPEED WICH HE NEVER DID STOP FUCKING SAYING THIS SHIT GOD HOW MANY OF YOU ARE OUT THERE. And if you want smt trully untouchable if we take Alucard real strongest form it would be his schrodinger form wich make him omnipresent and so unkillable for the like of dio

    • @guimassashi
      @guimassashi 3 місяці тому

      @@Mari_capal0tallucard can literally just stand there until the sun rise , he wouldn’t never use his 3 million souls army only in one man , and it gets even worse if we put the new alucard which it’s literally omnipresent

  • @SolaceJames
    @SolaceJames Місяць тому

    Alucard in da thumbnail lookin like an ALEPH abnormality from Lobotomy corporation

  • @sharon1013
    @sharon1013 3 місяці тому +3

    10:13 "... THAT'S A BOY?!"

  • @Labu2312
    @Labu2312 Місяць тому

    bro, i didnt even realized how cursed dio actually was until i saw the start of your video and i have been following jojo for over 4 years, like at the start you actually where to think he was a good guy and all went downhill from there🤣

  • @sonicfanfrfr
    @sonicfanfrfr 3 місяці тому +3

    Ngl this was kinda heat.

  • @imllllord
    @imllllord 3 місяці тому +1

    dio is so damn cold bro as long as you can stop time, spam it, and it gets longer by every use, AND you have lazer eyes, AND you can freeze people, AND you can teleport its pretty much IMPOSSIBLE to lose

  • @Zariel_harvanger
    @Zariel_harvanger 2 місяці тому +3

    Well Alucard can be wild he would never let his enemies take out his own heart not by the slightest

    • @Zariel_harvanger
      @Zariel_harvanger 2 місяці тому

      And Death battle rigs the game since Alucard Hellsing seen God in the flesh

    • @RobloxianBalIer
      @RobloxianBalIer 2 місяці тому +3

      Die is massively faster than alucard so he stomps him

    • @deeznutz2402
      @deeznutz2402 Місяць тому

      What can bro do while time is stopped

    • @wv5853
      @wv5853 26 днів тому

      @@Zariel_harvanger The thing is with the speed and strength difference if you’re like a million times faster and stronger than someone wouldn’t Alucard just be a super fragile statue from dios perspective that dio just needs to kill 3 million times. Or just hypnotize him, ask him about his powers and make him release 0 to speed up the process, at least that’s my interpretation.

    • @dealtanace
      @dealtanace 19 днів тому

      @@wv5853 The main issue comes from the fact that Dio couldnt physically kill Alucard fast enough and in enough times before sunrise, and also couldnt hypnotize him. Not to mention Schrodinger only gets rid of his familliars, not his powers, so idk why they didnt just give him Schrodinger, then again the DB was primarily written and researched by an extreme dio fan. Also Dio doesnt have holy weapons so he cant even kill Alucard anyways.

  • @TheMidnightReaper983
    @TheMidnightReaper983 3 місяці тому +1

    WOU drinking tea seeing 2 weird looking vampires fighting

    • @wv5853
      @wv5853 26 днів тому

      This fight happened so the dude perusing w.o.u would die from an std caused by alucards blood sea.

  • @tristanvoid642
    @tristanvoid642 3 місяці тому +3

    3:48
    …..So whos gonna tell him

  • @rickmras8806
    @rickmras8806 28 днів тому

    2 British Vampires, Fight with supernatural powers they have adopted.

  • @Maidenless_clown
    @Maidenless_clown 3 місяці тому +3

    ok, so, got a question, doesn't die get stronger based off the blood of the person he ate it off?, so, wouldn't that make him as strong as alucard?, or am I too stupid?

    • @Lislatiggle
      @Lislatiggle 16 днів тому

      I doubt that although he is MUCH MUCH faster than Alucard he can never kill Alucard since he absorbed schrödinger (basically if he thinks he is still alive he still alive and if he doesn't acknowledge he is then he dies idk how to say it but yea) and Alucard also got immortality with ultra speed regeneration

    • @Maidenless_clown
      @Maidenless_clown 16 днів тому

      @@Lislatiggle so basically if you can make him think he's dead, he dies?, that kinda cool

    • @Lislatiggle
      @Lislatiggle 14 днів тому

      @@Maidenless_clown well ig but Alucard isn't that type of guy to just think he does he literally spent 30 years undoing his own reality getting erased (idk how to say it I'm not an English speaker)

  • @WhosNecks-nw4lr
    @WhosNecks-nw4lr 2 місяці тому +2

    Dio didn’t spawn a road roller he paused time flew all the way to a construction site and came back and slammed jojo

  • @Kobekola
    @Kobekola 2 місяці тому +5

    As a jojo fan who has never watched hellsing, i insist that DIO would lose 💀

    • @wv5853
      @wv5853 26 днів тому

      The thing is with the speed and strength difference if you’re like a million times faster and stronger than someone wouldn’t Alucard just be a super fragile statue from dios perspective that dio just needs to kill 3 million times. Or just hypnotize him, ask him about his powers and make him release 0 to speed up the process, at least that’s my interpretation.

    • @Lislatiggle
      @Lislatiggle 16 днів тому

      That doesn't work bc he will ALWAYS be everywhere since he is omniscient and immortal also he lost all those 3 million lives in the end it would just be a stalement and I also doubt that hypnotism works on alucard​@@wv5853

  • @hellocrew-er6cu
    @hellocrew-er6cu 3 місяці тому +1

    "That's a Boy?" -Hoodydude 2024

  • @quaFY
    @quaFY 3 місяці тому +6

    It’s ironic how kars solos both of them💀

    • @Leo-bh6od
      @Leo-bh6od 2 місяці тому +1

      @Hoodydude kars is also crazy op. Now that I think Abt it everyone in Jjba is just cracked

    • @Oinker-Sploinker
      @Oinker-Sploinker Місяць тому

      @@Leo-bh6od he deleted his comment cause of you baka

  • @polskiscp4069
    @polskiscp4069 3 місяці тому +1

    17:35 Damn, even the stand grinning.

    • @hazy4366
      @hazy4366 3 місяці тому +2

      makes sense bc dio was rlly feeling himself

  • @nortuen
    @nortuen 3 місяці тому +3

    There's no one in london, alucard in the anime literally eats the entirety of london

  • @kingzacgamer5022
    @kingzacgamer5022 12 днів тому

    bro calling jojo a hater not knowing dio being one the biggest haters 🤣🤣🤣

  • @kingboo7613
    @kingboo7613 3 місяці тому +4

    They literally choose to nerf the stronger 💀 one for the weaker can win

  • @Giga_nayghua
    @Giga_nayghua 3 місяці тому +3

    250 views in 2 days unc falling off 😭

  • @GabrielNarkedien
    @GabrielNarkedien 3 дні тому

    First time watching, after 6:40 in the vid I knew I should subscribe to this gent lol

  • @drago7007
    @drago7007 3 місяці тому +4

    ngl even tho this result was kinda bullshit great fight,you should watch jojo and hellsing its fire

  • @Sosuke-aizen-58
    @Sosuke-aizen-58 12 днів тому

    Dio: are you approaching me? DIO???

  • @derielloor3029
    @derielloor3029 3 місяці тому +3

    Ngl Dio frfr die bc of plot armor cuz he only was defeated because Jotaro saw that Star platium was the “same type” as star platium but well plot armor

  • @eresmuydistraido
    @eresmuydistraido Місяць тому +1

    this is goated bruh

  • @BraylonJones-tn4so
    @BraylonJones-tn4so 3 місяці тому +6

    L copyright

  • @noobderpington3065
    @noobderpington3065 Місяць тому

    4:18 it can do more then that but the rest was cut out , it was originally ment to be all stand abilities but it was changed as there was no beating that

  • @Atemnûra_KrünZorûk4.5
    @Atemnûra_KrünZorûk4.5 3 місяці тому +4

    Bro DUMBED DOWN ALUCARD
    THEY GAVE 'EM DOWN SYNDROME
    he's not a retardus maximus in the show
    HE'S OLDER AND MORE BATTLE-HARDENED THAN DIO
    Just how...
    Wtf deathbattle W T F...
    They ain't beating the allegations at this point.
    Just digging their own grave even deeper at this point.

  • @silverthehedgehog73
    @silverthehedgehog73 19 днів тому

    they were so biased bro but the fight was rlly sick

  • @TR1AG3
    @TR1AG3 3 місяці тому +4

    Why'd it take you so long to react to this peak?
    Get yo' shit together bro

    • @user-goku1364
      @user-goku1364 3 місяці тому +2

      Bruh, chill out man

    • @adblockonly4548
      @adblockonly4548 3 місяці тому +5

      It got copyright struck dog, that's why it says uploaded two days ago

    • @user-goku1364
      @user-goku1364 3 місяці тому

      @@adblockonly4548 ye

  • @ADN_UZUMAKI
    @ADN_UZUMAKI 2 місяці тому

    15:22 "at the PAWK" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @userdata9511
    @userdata9511 28 днів тому +1

    Dio lost because Jotaro is him.

  • @CrownlessRaven
    @CrownlessRaven 2 місяці тому +1

    I think it’s important to mention that the idea that Alucard using souls as extra lives is a fan theory and has been contradicted several times in the manga, and thus debunked. If anyone provides an argument, I can provide a clarification and rebuttal. His true weakness is to destroy his heart with a holy weapon, regardless if he has souls or not abiding inside him.

  • @doktorphlog2143
    @doktorphlog2143 2 місяці тому

    "Oh I thought this Dio guy was a prankster."
    The Lore:

  • @BannyLivingforGod
    @BannyLivingforGod 3 місяці тому

    you funny as heck dude imma sub

  • @spinoirrex2433
    @spinoirrex2433 Місяць тому

    "WTF are you!?"
    "A real MF!" 💯

  • @ainz7028
    @ainz7028 3 дні тому

    Did they forget about the schrodinger powers he can't actually die unless he wants to

  • @shucayb3992
    @shucayb3992 3 місяці тому +1

    7:54 the reason he said "That makes you dog food" is because he fought someone who said he was the anglican churches dog

  • @TODDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
    @TODDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY 3 місяці тому +1

    If you’re watching hellsing I’d recommend watching the tfs fandub as well, the voice actor for alucard here played him there too

  • @DaelaAydoldiaman-je4mu
    @DaelaAydoldiaman-je4mu 7 днів тому

    I think this is like Chrono void vs. Shadow fiend? Where Alucard has no stun just pure AoE damage and collect souls

  • @kyledepaz7925
    @kyledepaz7925 3 місяці тому +1

    Suprised dio di not spam barrage and time stop in this battle💀

  • @Melon-hu8mf
    @Melon-hu8mf 4 дні тому

    Dio over heaven no diffs most of fiction btw, u should totally do a reaction to dio over heaven

  • @ChuckyWitron
    @ChuckyWitron Місяць тому

    VA's went crazy

  • @Taco2617-m8t
    @Taco2617-m8t 3 місяці тому +2

    Am I schizophrenic or is the beginning called sigma meal, skibidi slicers.

  • @Diavolo999-h6g
    @Diavolo999-h6g 3 місяці тому +1

    You thought that Alucard was going to win? But it was I, DIO!

  • @DisplayRequiem
    @DisplayRequiem 2 місяці тому

    17:00 it's funny when he says "bow to your new god" cause dio is Italian literally translates to "God"
    Another fun fact Dio's name is inspired by the Heavy Metal band DIO.

  • @Killer_Snas
    @Killer_Snas 3 місяці тому

    “ALUCARD! Go for a walk.”

  • @leonxking640
    @leonxking640 4 дні тому

    10:18 "that's a boy?"
    Bro need to watch Abriged version and Ultimate Hellsing

  • @yusifudo46
    @yusifudo46 3 місяці тому +1

    You think of trying Jotaro Kujo vs Kenshiro, Guts vs Dimitri, or Balrog vs TJ Combo?