Giving a JoJo's Bizarre Adventure NOOB an Impossible Quiz...

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  • @mctcgm
    @mctcgm 2 роки тому +1087

    UA-cam recommended giving me this masterpiece

  • @SSD_Penumbra
    @SSD_Penumbra Рік тому +1733

    Technically, Michael Jackson *has* appeared in JJBA, though not in the anime. Dio mentions him before he orders Senator Philips to run all those people over in Cairo.

    • @X-Cal1bur
      @X-Cal1bur Рік тому +127

      and there was a reference to Billie Jean

    • @sveninatorsw
      @sveninatorsw Рік тому +42

      It was a part 6 question

    • @blindbeholder9713
      @blindbeholder9713 Рік тому +16

      @@X-Cal1bur Only in the dub

    • @foxy4111
      @foxy4111 Рік тому +32

      Actually in part 3 a chicken was named Michael after famous Jackson

    • @azl1229
      @azl1229 Рік тому +14

      @@sveninatorsw Jesus was part 7 though not 6

  • @aphoraluvv6415
    @aphoraluvv6415 Рік тому +1211

    How he pronounced everyones names made me wanna scream💀

  • @Bridgemaster
    @Bridgemaster 2 роки тому +1268

    When he pronounced Jean Pierre Polnareff, I died

    • @christophercrafte
      @christophercrafte Рік тому +43

      I hope that was just a joke

    • @mimito6037
      @mimito6037 Рік тому +95

      Man said Djinn peer polrenef

    • @tobanga5863
      @tobanga5863 Рік тому +9

      A part of me still dies

    • @Lickmo
      @Lickmo Рік тому

      Pornaref

    • @smazelsp6423
      @smazelsp6423 Рік тому +22

      He literally butchered it. It’s supposed to be Jān pierre porunarefu

  • @NikkiTheViolist
    @NikkiTheViolist Рік тому +312

    "Sorry he's been on four plane crashes, not five"
    well
    who's to say there was one that happened offscreen in his backstory that he just never talks about because he's ridiculously embarrassed about it

    • @2ndlegend125
      @2ndlegend125 Рік тому +17

      Who's to say he won't get into another one?

    • @the_beans_man1524
      @the_beans_man1524 Рік тому +1

      @@2ndlegend125
      *spoilers*
      Part 5 and beyond having him die of old age

    • @2ndlegend125
      @2ndlegend125 Рік тому +20

      @@the_beans_man1524 spoilers
      as far as I'm aware he's still alive in part 6. Then we're in a different universe for 7 and 8

    • @the_beans_man1524
      @the_beans_man1524 Рік тому

      @@2ndlegend125
      *spoilers*
      Oh. I figured they were far enough in the future that he had probably died. I was probably wrong about part 5, but I think he's dead by part 6.

    • @2ndlegend125
      @2ndlegend125 Рік тому +20

      @@the_beans_man1524 spoilers
      iirc there is some line or a quote from araki where it's confirmed that Joseph was still alive by the end of part 6. Remember he was a Hamon user so he can live for a while.

  • @kdevelopergw
    @kdevelopergw Рік тому +281

    "Battle Tendencies" sounds so funny
    also a few small corrections: Killer Queen isn't named after the band itself, it's named after their song "Killer Queen", and there are several other stands in JoJo's named after a Queen song. And Mickey Mouse himself doesn't appear in the Bohemian Rhapsody arc, rather he is only mentioned

    • @GalekC
      @GalekC Рік тому +33

      Mickey Mouse's butt & tail makes an appearance in that, still

    • @kdevelopergw
      @kdevelopergw Рік тому +1

      @@GalekC oh, i forgot about that

    • @diverwerk
      @diverwerk Рік тому +1

      Same with MJ

    • @lennonhale
      @lennonhale Рік тому +13

      additionally, the part 2 antagonists are not vampires, they are pillar men

    • @SSD_Penumbra
      @SSD_Penumbra Рік тому

      @@lennonhale They eat vampires, but Hamon and UV radiation is lethal to them.

  • @lydiamerritt7313
    @lydiamerritt7313 Рік тому +196

    During the polnareff kid scene my dad my dad actually walked into the living room, sat down and watched. I’d never been so embarrassed in my life

    • @superplushproductions7591
      @superplushproductions7591 Рік тому +2

      LOL

    • @sugarfaller
      @sugarfaller Рік тому +8

      ... what did he say about it? 😭

    • @guhnallanmahendran3604
      @guhnallanmahendran3604 Рік тому +12

      @@sugarfaller he was prolly bricked up

    • @Ratthew69
      @Ratthew69 Рік тому +20

      My stepdad was eating in the kitchen while i was watching the iggy v pet shoppe fight and he called what i was watching "real demented shit" lol

    • @Jarethttorney
      @Jarethttorney Рік тому +15

      I was watching the whole show with my dad and the Joseph and avdol scene showed up he was laughing very hard at it.

  • @NikkiTheViolist
    @NikkiTheViolist Рік тому +160

    JoJo is definitely peak anime, in the sense that:
    it definitely gives off the vibes of a "fake anime" that would show up in the background of another anime

    • @kelvintran5171
      @kelvintran5171 Рік тому +8

      thats why everything is a jojo reference

    • @BluePhoenix3160
      @BluePhoenix3160 Рік тому +4

      New theory: JoJo is real and everything else is just its reference

    • @RayTheCat-w2k
      @RayTheCat-w2k 2 місяці тому

      @@BluePhoenix3160YES YES YES YES, YES!

  • @Bendan
    @Bendan Рік тому +28

    “Gene Pierre Polraneff” is my favorite character in Spacedirt Fighters

    • @ToasWower494
      @ToasWower494 3 місяці тому +2

      "Gene Pierre Polaneff" is my favourite Standing ghost user in Sunparticle Battle participants

  • @Yozora_Kujo
    @Yozora_Kujo Рік тому +535

    1:41 Polnareff is French. His name is pronounced in French, not English. You're a Jojo Pro, but you have to practice almost every name.

    • @DaddyIsntDoneSpeaking
      @DaddyIsntDoneSpeaking Рік тому +20

      Exactly, the only reason why I'm taking French is to pronounce his name properly

    • @imanejoestar1578
      @imanejoestar1578 Рік тому +1

      @@DaddyIsntDoneSpeaking yeah

    • @WrongFrFr
      @WrongFrFr Рік тому +6

      -🤓

    • @Yozora_Kujo
      @Yozora_Kujo Рік тому +8

      @@DaddyIsntDoneSpeaking I’m not French, but I can speak French. That’s why it’s not a problem for me.

    • @Soloesecutore
      @Soloesecutore Рік тому +6

      @@WrongFrFr -😎*

  • @cardboxboard8782
    @cardboxboard8782 2 роки тому +360

    The coolest stand is “White Album” and/or “White Album Gently Weeps” as it can instantly freeze the molecules in the air…

    • @corrinflakes9659
      @corrinflakes9659 2 роки тому +7

      Very true.

    • @nobodybutsomebody61
      @nobodybutsomebody61 Рік тому +3

      I'm a gambling enjoyer. This is cap

    • @ssssss-ym4qu
      @ssssss-ym4qu Рік тому +10

      idk i think its Horus (the freezing stand of the owl called pet shop in part 3 who fought iggy)

    • @rxnn._.
      @rxnn._. Рік тому

      @@ssssss-ym4qu There's called opinions.

    • @Raddkann
      @Raddkann Рік тому +1

      second coolest is Horus

  • @steks6398
    @steks6398 Рік тому +146

    The way he pronounced jean bro 💀

    • @Roseue9024
      @Roseue9024 Місяць тому +1

      Jean is pronounced John when it's a dude but when it's a girl it's just Jean

  • @erickck240
    @erickck240 Рік тому +49

    Should’ve told him Giorno was 15 when he became a mob boss 💀

  • @wesleyward5901
    @wesleyward5901 Рік тому +84

    9:36 The correct answer for this one is C, the UV lamps. Stroheim was the only one to get a machine gun implated in his chest which wasn't necessarily done so because of the Pillar Men, they're not vampires, he's just a crazy cyborg man. The nuclear bunker only held the fourth one, and that was more a testing ground instead of any attempt to seal him away. The UV lamps are the only option that makes sense because they were A) Equipped to all the German soldiers sent to fight the Pillar Men, and B) They were specifically designed and used to counter them.

    • @decimation9780
      @decimation9780 Рік тому

      Nuclear bunker wasn’t a thing, as the Nazis were still experimenting with heavy water over in Norway during the events of Battle Tendency. I wouldn’t be surprised if they had enough standard explosive material to turn the entire bunker complex into a smoking crater though..

    • @voxakumasimp2667
      @voxakumasimp2667 Рік тому +4

      I was just thinking that👍

    • @Mechudo3140
      @Mechudo3140 11 місяців тому +3

      uv was made by speedwagon

    • @Magia_Baiser
      @Magia_Baiser 2 місяці тому

      @@Mechudo3140 Speedwagon was working with the nazis to build the uv lamps.

    • @insanitygaming1526
      @insanitygaming1526 2 місяці тому

      ​@@Mechudo3140"but our boy does like to brag"

  • @RandomLetterE
    @RandomLetterE Рік тому +99

    As someone named Jerry, I'm disappointed that I'm not a Joestar. Also my sister's actual name is Jojo. Hmmm.

    • @yuricock
      @yuricock Рік тому +17

      bro got the wrong fate 😭

    • @Wagonman-h1k
      @Wagonman-h1k Рік тому +5

      You're gonna be a Jobro

    • @tailpig6417
      @tailpig6417 Рік тому +1

      ​@@Wagonman-h1kOr he's screwed. Remember what happened to Nicholas

  • @LadyKayTM
    @LadyKayTM Рік тому +25

    For the sugar cube question I just imagined every other duo doing it (I mean Prosciutto and Pesci wouldn't be too outrageous but Abacchio/Fugo and especially Josuke/Okuyasu ended me).

  • @bee-zeesoul1018
    @bee-zeesoul1018 Рік тому +100

    He says he’s an avid fan of Jojos but he is constantly mispronouncing character names, but then he pronounced Okuyasu correctly and said he said it wrong.

    • @acharple
      @acharple Рік тому

      he also said Divolo and Polnaleff

    • @justanotherjojofan
      @justanotherjojofan Рік тому +20

      He is a jojo fan but it's okay to mispronounce things! The fact that you watch something doesn't necessarily mean you become an expert at how to pronounce character names!

    • @lukes401k
      @lukes401k 8 місяців тому +3

      He also called the pillar men vampires, and was wrong about joseph being in 2 plane crashes, because he was in 3.

    • @Shalakor
      @Shalakor 3 місяці тому

      @@lukes401k No, Joseph has definitely been in at least 4 plane crashes. One caused by idiots that didn't know who they were messing with. One caused by the peak of evolution. One caused by a bug. And finally the one with the baby. Chronological order.

    • @peanutbuttercracker1
      @peanutbuttercracker1 14 днів тому

      @@lukes401k But he didn't say 2, he said 4, which is correct. Once as a teenager when Speedwagon's plane was hijacked, once when Ultimate Kars is chasing him, once in the Tower of Grey fight, and once when they're escorting the baby stand user.

  • @bliam9443
    @bliam9443 Рік тому +43

    I’d like to clarify that secco is not dressed up as a frog, that’s just his stand, it’s like ghiaccios

  • @DanilegoPlays
    @DanilegoPlays Рік тому +9

    "A Dog? So normal!"
    Meanwhile the dog: has a freaking STAND, loves coffee-flavored candy, loves to eat Polnareff's hair and fart on his face

    • @Magia_Baiser
      @Magia_Baiser 2 місяці тому

      And he has a nightmare face. (:

  • @Lei_0016
    @Lei_0016 2 роки тому +155

    8:35 Jack's face while Willy was vibing LOL

    • @sid5136
      @sid5136 Рік тому +4

      That's basically my face when I listen to torture dance, and my friends look at me in disappointment
      Btw your comment now has 69 likes

    • @Lei_0016
      @Lei_0016 Рік тому +1

      @@sid5136 Just nice

  • @chaeltrgg5658
    @chaeltrgg5658 Рік тому +67

    I think Weather Report is the coolest stand because of his awesome abilities to control weather and he can give you a cloud for your head to give rain

    • @sleeper5905
      @sleeper5905 Рік тому

      c-moon design wise is cooler
      made in heaven is cooler ability wise
      but u know whats beat em all?
      D4C
      DIRTY DEEDS DONE DIRT CHEAP

    • @Monkey_King_TheRealOne
      @Monkey_King_TheRealOne Рік тому +3

      Until rainbow comes up

    • @renar3339
      @renar3339 Рік тому +2

      Idk Kira's stand is really cool with being able to loop the day over and over again with only the person being affected by it remembering what happened before time reset. Made in heaven is also a cool stand too. I think Weather report has the most versatility out of any stand but I think the whole concept of resetting time or resetting the universe is cooler personally.

    • @the-postal-dude
      @the-postal-dude 11 місяців тому

      purple haze has to be my favorite because of the symbolism and design. the mouth being sewn shut....

  • @segetking_6517
    @segetking_6517 Рік тому +11

    Giorno's dream isn't becoming a mob boss, it is to stop the mafia from selling drugs to children.

    • @Shalakor
      @Shalakor 3 місяці тому +1

      ...And what was his plan for achieving that? 😜

    • @segetking_6517
      @segetking_6517 3 місяці тому

      @@Shalakor his plan was to get in to the mafia so he can stop them...

  • @spiderdude2099
    @spiderdude2099 Рік тому +17

    So glad he eventually got that last question right.

  • @juniorvasquez93
    @juniorvasquez93 2 роки тому +40

    1:43 The look on his face when he said either b or d

  • @milk1187
    @milk1187 2 роки тому +29

    Homie called the pillar men "vampires", *bruh*

    • @McBehrer
      @McBehrer Рік тому +2

      they basically are vampires

    • @janeflame7308
      @janeflame7308 Рік тому

      @@McBehrerthey literally eat vampires tho and are significantly stronger

    • @jaysonvancouofficial6100
      @jaysonvancouofficial6100 Рік тому

      @@McBehrer if you're talking about the race itself, they don't

    • @funnybones98
      @funnybones98 11 місяців тому

      i mean yeah they sorta are

    • @crablord8499
      @crablord8499 4 місяці тому

      @@funnybones98Not really? The only trait they share is burning in sunlight.

  • @Immortal2022
    @Immortal2022 2 роки тому +85

    Heaven's Door has gotta be the coolest stand.

    • @WillyNordwrench
      @WillyNordwrench  2 роки тому +9

      close second 100%

    • @kurocomics
      @kurocomics 2 роки тому +2

      One of my favorites honestly

    • @kurocomics
      @kurocomics 2 роки тому +1

      @@WillyNordwrench what's number 1?

    • @sajohaker
      @sajohaker Рік тому +8

      @@kurocomics Horus and white album as they freeze things and cool can mean cold

    • @kurocomics
      @kurocomics Рік тому +1

      @@sajohaker Fair

  • @kitkatgaming572
    @kitkatgaming572 Рік тому +12

    The Giorno's dream question should've been "To become a gang star"

  • @Terrafrost__
    @Terrafrost__ Рік тому +6

    I might have a mental breakdown if I hear "Polaneff" again lol

  • @icecold9741
    @icecold9741 Рік тому +10

    When he said Speedwagon had a stand I wanted to die. I managed to get them right except for the s6 and s7 one bc I was rewatching it for the fourth time and I'm on part 5 and the full season was out after i started rewatching lol. Also that Joseph mousepad got me SALIVATING.

  • @RowenAxtell-od4vq
    @RowenAxtell-od4vq 10 місяців тому +3

    I like how he calls himself an avid fan but can’t pronounce anyone’s name from the series correctly.

    • @mauricesteel4995
      @mauricesteel4995 3 місяці тому +1

      You cant even excuse some with "those japanese names are hard to spell" how does someone mispronounce Polnareff? Speedreading is a vice and a mistake.

  • @ccorn6025
    @ccorn6025 Рік тому +4

    “Kira’s nails grow at an immaculate speed”
    Me: *johnny*

  • @worm9953
    @worm9953 Рік тому +5

    I’ve never heard seccos stand described as a frog before that actually sounds really cute

  • @love2o9
    @love2o9 Рік тому +40

    Giorno didn't want to be a mob boss, he wanted to stop the drug trade

    • @SSD_Penumbra
      @SSD_Penumbra Рік тому

      He wanted to be a "gang-star".

    • @bustanut6137
      @bustanut6137 Рік тому +3

      nah that was bruno

    • @Barakon
      @Barakon Рік тому +25

      Giorno also wanted to stop the drug trade.
      But he wanted to do that by becoming the boss of passione.

    • @demonwolfgod8450
      @demonwolfgod8450 Рік тому +1

      No he wanted to be a gang star.

    • @jaysonvancouofficial6100
      @jaysonvancouofficial6100 Рік тому +3

      in the manga(idk if it's a translator's Fault) Giorno mention about "it's ok to use drugs,but on kids?hell no" Kinda thing.

  • @devon7585
    @devon7585 2 роки тому +68

    For the "What animal accompanies the crew in part 3" there is technically 2 right answers....
    SPOILERS
    *cough* Polnareff Turtle *cough*

    • @thatweirdodaniel
      @thatweirdodaniel 2 роки тому +21

      well no because he wasn't a turtle by that point. he turns into a turtle like 12 years after

    • @devon7585
      @devon7585 2 роки тому +10

      @@thatweirdodaniel True but to be fair with how fate works in JoJo, Polnareff was always going to be a turtle so he was always a turtle deep down inside.

    • @torchdreemurr4082
      @torchdreemurr4082 Рік тому +9

      but polnareff isn't the turtle though. he's a spirit that lives inside of the turtle

    • @firdanharbima6997
      @firdanharbima6997 Рік тому

      @@torchdreemurr4082 *swap souls

    • @torchdreemurr4082
      @torchdreemurr4082 Рік тому

      @@firdanharbima6997 what? i don't understand what you're saying.

  • @PabloLewis-ve6ud
    @PabloLewis-ve6ud 10 місяців тому +3

    8:07 A vocal percussions on a whole nother level coming through my mind

    • @BobFumbles
      @BobFumbles 15 днів тому

      Vocal percussion on a whole nother level cominb through my mind

  • @soupshifterxx
    @soupshifterxx 3 місяці тому +1

    the way he pronounced Polnareff’s name as “Pullaneff” got me dying

  • @pufferfish4450
    @pufferfish4450 Рік тому +3

    Fun fact: Joseph was in actually 3 plane crashes... One when fighting Kars, one when going to the Egypt and the other that NO ONE remembers, is when in part 2, a flashback is show of his life when a teenager, Speedwagon is taken host in a plane, then right away jumping into the action, saving Speedwagon and letting the plane crash.

    • @tailpig6417
      @tailpig6417 Рік тому +2

      He crashed another plane, before the Death 13 arc

    • @Shalakor
      @Shalakor 3 місяці тому +1

      @@tailpig6417 You'd think it'd be easier to remember the one that's the whole reason they avoided flying for most of the journey.

    • @peanutbuttercracker1
      @peanutbuttercracker1 14 днів тому

      There were two in Stardust Crusaders, one during the Tower of Grey fight and one when they're escorting the baby stand user, so 4 in total

  • @Bimby_1234
    @Bimby_1234 2 роки тому +33

    I'm so glad this was recommended to me, you just earned a subscriber

  • @iridiumhamster3924
    @iridiumhamster3924 Рік тому +9

    The way he pronounces "Jean" makes me lose 4 years off my lifespan

    • @solidnywonsz
      @solidnywonsz Рік тому

      Jan Peer Polnareff
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      Jan Peer Polnareff
      Are you dead yet? I took 80 years off your lifespan

  • @the_dogeboi243
    @the_dogeboi243 Рік тому +2

    He just called the pillar men vampires… guys I think we cut ties with this one

  • @eggz3313
    @eggz3313 Рік тому +4

    The way he pronounced their names and he called the pillar men vampires

  • @AstralGrain
    @AstralGrain Рік тому +1

    I have never been more disappointed by a person pronouncing polnareff that badly

  • @Wren_00
    @Wren_00 Рік тому +11

    for kira's stress question i was waiting for one of the answer choises to say "counts prime numbers"

  • @SaintsPlan
    @SaintsPlan Рік тому +2

    “Fan of the series” *proceeds to insult the whole fandom*

  • @1hvpz
    @1hvpz Рік тому +2

    8:49 I WAS WATCHING THAT EPISODE IN CLASS LMAOO

    • @RJOdd
      @RJOdd 4 місяці тому

      Same here

  • @MyGawd-
    @MyGawd- Рік тому +2

    bro, Secco isn't wearing a frog suit, it looks nothing like a frog, it's his stand...

  • @cookiecat007
    @cookiecat007 Рік тому +3

    10:32 the pure confusion in his face i cant xD

  • @cuccouzumaki8981
    @cuccouzumaki8981 2 роки тому +21

    this was greatly entertaining

  • @toxic_shr00m
    @toxic_shr00m Рік тому +3

    The pillar men aren't technically vampires smh

  • @darkdragonsmusic1740
    @darkdragonsmusic1740 Рік тому +1

    My parents walked in on me when i was watching the episode where polnareff got turned into a kid

  • @cybergooninja004
    @cybergooninja004 Рік тому +4

    I believe they did mention Michael Jackson actually at the end of part 3 when questioning Joseph. Jotaro asked "Who made the parody to Michael Jackson's beat it" I think

    • @jaydenlenzy3487
      @jaydenlenzy3487 Рік тому +1

      Yes that’s right Jotaro did quiz Joseph to see if he was possessed with Dio’s essence after he was revived.

    • @SSD_Penumbra
      @SSD_Penumbra Рік тому

      @@jaydenlenzy3487 Dio also mentions him, which is funny as hell to me.

    • @jaydenlenzy3487
      @jaydenlenzy3487 Рік тому

      @@SSD_Penumbra Did he? I don’t recall Dio ever mentioning Michael Jackson.

    • @1DeletedAccount
      @1DeletedAccount Рік тому +1

      He was mentioned, but he never made an actual appearance

    • @SSD_Penumbra
      @SSD_Penumbra Рік тому

      @@1DeletedAccount Technically, neither did Van Gogh or Mickey Mouse.

  • @CyFiWasTaken
    @CyFiWasTaken Рік тому +2

    Oasis isn't a frog suit, it's clearly a gimp suit

  • @olittletimmy
    @olittletimmy Рік тому +6

    1:14 part 2 slaps bro

  • @gaelschool
    @gaelschool Рік тому +1

    Secco is NOT wearing a frog costume lolll

  • @ChadOfDuty
    @ChadOfDuty 2 роки тому +4

    Math lesson time! me + Willy upload = happy Chaddy

  • @SmallGreenGodzillaGoober
    @SmallGreenGodzillaGoober 6 місяців тому +1

    I dont remember seeing secco in a frog costume, it was just his stand, Oasis

  • @someonerandom3609
    @someonerandom3609 Рік тому +3

    5:06 you actually said it perfectly

  • @Firethorn.gaming
    @Firethorn.gaming 9 місяців тому

    Joseph crashes count:
    1: Saving Speedwagon from a hostage situation
    2: Against Kars.
    3.Against Gray Fly
    4. Because of Death 13

  • @TacticalShotgun81
    @TacticalShotgun81 Рік тому +5

    7:35 they’re not vamparies they’re pillarmen kars creates vampires

    • @polishxaviour4162
      @polishxaviour4162 Рік тому +1

      I think he just thought it would be too complicated to explain

    • @MiccyD
      @MiccyD Рік тому

      Also Kars used the vampire mask 2 times

  • @RiseThePies
    @RiseThePies 29 днів тому

    5:05 im just imagining josuke feeding sugar cubes to okuyasu 😂

  • @mahadahmed1393
    @mahadahmed1393 Рік тому +8

    I am currently crying so hard right now. This is seriously the most beautiful, well put together story ever. I can’t believe how magical it was 0:03. That part truly made me shed a tear. And especially at 0:37 that part was just so truly heart touching words can not describe the series of emotions I felt. I absolutely loved the climax it had insanely excellent detail. Oh and we can’t forget the conclusion. The conclusion was the greatest and saddest conclusion I have ever seen better than any of the books I have read. Thank you so much for creating this absolute masterpiece. This is essentially the most important masterpiece of film history. It is a tragedy that this, it can’t be called a film, but a transcendent emotional experience, will be inaccessible for most. It beautifully encapsulates the human struggle to its basics; suffering, pleasure, faith, despair. It connects with the characters within the viewers, individuals suppressed within our own subconscious. It stays vibrant, fresh, and revolutionizes the art of storytelling and filmmaking while making a damn of statement on what it means to be human. Entertaining, gripping, and simply exhilarating. This might be the most impactful piece of art I’ve come across in my life, and I’m definitely coming back to it in the near future to study it more deeply. this is an absolute masterpiece , I was brought to tears listening to this and seeing the bacon go whirly swirly in a circle countless times. it absolutely moved my soul , and I don't think I can ever be the same. this bacon has changed my entire mental state , I am now at peace with who I am and what I will be doing later in my life. i have forgiven all my enemies and now I am a man of a pacifist life. I will move on , gotta move on , as the song says. the bacon is so inspirational , it shares it vast wisdom with all of us , and we are all so lucky that it would bestow it's great words with us. we are all children on bacon. hail bacon. hail bacon. The spinning bacon, rotating in one direction with this music... This made me tear up. How could such a bacon do such a thing? I'm struck by awe by this masterpiece. Especially when the bacon spins, showing its lightly salt covered tan skin. I can hear the crunch just from here, and so as the beautiful sound of the bacon scraping the dark, smooth velvet floor. The flavor, music and everything can be heard, tasted, seen and felt from a screen. You can really hear the breaths between the music artist, empathizing her love for this rotating bacon. Truly what I call modern art. This was the most legendary performance by any piece of bacon I have ever watched. The acting was top tier and very life changing. This is one of the greatest work from a piece of bacon I have ever seen especially on 57:42.I am currently crying so hard right now. This is seriously the most beautiful, well put together story ever. I can’t believe how magical it was at 0:02. That part truly made me shed a tear. And especially at 6:34 that part was just so truly heart touching words can not describe the series of emotions I felt. I absolutely loved the climax it had insanely excellent detail. Oh and we can’t forget the conclusion. The conclusion was the greatest and saddest conclusion I have ever seen better than any of the books I have read. Thank you so much for creating this absolute masterpiece. This is essentially the most important masterpiece of film history. It is a tragedy that this, it can’t be called a film, but a transcendent emotional experience, will be inaccessible for most. It beautifully encapsulates the human struggle to its basics; suffering, pleasure, faith, despair. It connects with the characters within the viewers, individuals suppressed within our own subconscious. It stays vibrant, fresh, and revolutionizes the art of storytelling and filmmaking while making a damn of statement on what it means to be human. Entertaining, gripping, and simply exhilarating. This might be the most impactful piece of art I’ve come across in my life, and I’m definitely coming back to it in the near future to study it more deeply. this is an absolute masterpiece , I was brought to tears listening to this and seeing the bacon go whirly swirly in a circle countless times. Tt absolutely moved my soul , and i don't think I can ever be the same. this bacon has changed my entire mental state , I am now at peace with who I am and what I will be doing later in my life. i have forgiven all my enemies and now I am a man of a pacifist life. I will move on , gotta move on , as the song says. the bacon is so inspirational , it shares it vast wisdom with all of us , and we are all so lucky that it would bestow it's great words with us. we are all children on bacon. hail bacon. hail bacon. The spinning bacon, rotating in one direction with this music... This made me tear up. How could such a piece of bacon do such a thing? I'm struck by awe by this masterpiece. Especially when the bacon spins, showing its lightly salt covered tan skin. I can hear the crunch just from here, and so as the beautiful sound of the bacon scraping the dark, smooth velvet floor. The flavor, music and everything can be heard, tasted, seen and felt from a screen. You can really hear the breaths between the music artist, empathizing her love for this rotating bacon. Truly what I call modern art. This was the most legendary performance by any bacon I have ever watched. The acting was top tier and very life changing. This is one of the greatest work from a bacon I have ever seen especially on 17:24. I am currently crying so hard right now. This is seriously the most beautiful, well put together story ever. I can’t believe how magical it was 0:01. That part truly made me shed a tear. And especially at 6:34 that part was just so truly heart touching words can not describe the series of emotions I felt. I absolutely loved the climax it had insanely excellent detail. Oh and we can’t forget the conclusion. The conclusion was the greatest and saddest conclusion I have ever seen better than any of the books I have read. Thank you so much for creating this absolute masterpiece. This is essentially the most important masterpiece of film history. It is a tragedy that this, it can’t be called a film, but a transcendent emotional experience, will be inaccessible for most. It beautifully encapsulates the human struggle to its basics; suffering, pleasure, faith, despair. The work put in to this is incredibly inspiring. The graphics, the animation, the music, so much thought was put into it. This has remined me that you can do anything you put your mind to. Not even mentioning the memories, this makes me feel like an infant again, just laying my eyes on this beautiful masterpiece gives me all the good feelings in life. I also understand what happiness is again from this. Not even to mention the most incredible part that is 0:00. Bacon spinning has changed my life for the better. It connects with the characters within the viewers, individuals suppressed within our own subconscious. It stays vibrant, fresh, and revolutionizes the art of storytelling and filmmaking while making a damn of statement on what it means to be human. Entertaining, gripping, and simply exhilarating. This might be the most impactful piece of art I’ve come across in my life, and I’m definitely coming back to it in the near future to study it more deeply. this is an absolute masterpiece , I was brought to tears listening to this and seeing the bacon go whirly swirly in a circle countless times. it absolutely moved my soul , and I don't think I can ever be the same. this bacon has changed my entire mental state , I am now at peace with who I am and what I will be doing later in my life. So much great graphic design, so much suspense, so much greatness in this one video. i have forgiven all my enemies and now I am a man of a pacifist life. I will move on , gotta move on , as the song says. the bacon is so inspirational , it shares it vast wisdom with all of us , and we are all so lucky that it would bestow it's great words with us. we are all children on bacon. hail bacon. hail bacon. The spinning bacon, rotating in one direction with this music... This made me tear up. How could such a bacon do such a thing? I'm struck by awe by this masterpiece. Especially when the bacon spins, showing its lightly salt covered tan skin. I can hear the crunch just from here, and so as the beautiful sound of the bacon scraping the dark, smooth velvet floor. The flavor, music and everything can be heard, tasted, seen and felt from a screen. You can really hear the breaths between the music artist, empathizing her love for this rotating bacon. Truly what I call modern art. This was the most legendary performance by any bacon I have ever watched. The acting was top tier and very life changing. This is one of the greatest work from a piece of bacon I have ever seen especially on 57:42. I am crying. This has made me go through an emotional rollercoaster. I cried, beat off, and also watched a movie while watching this premiere. This has made me go through so much. I passed depression because of this. It really inspired me to become an outstanding young man. Thank you.

  • @PerryDPlatypus
    @PerryDPlatypus Рік тому

    "who would care about two planes crashing"
    America in 2001:💀💀💀💀

  • @Steelersrg8
    @Steelersrg8 2 роки тому +3

    I hate to be that guy but: Um …… Actually (Best game show) Kira’s tell he is getting stressed is his nails grow fast. When his nails grow he is stressed. He bites his nails few times. Most of the time he cuts his nails with nail clippers and keeps them in a jar.

  • @thunderbolt187
    @thunderbolt187 Рік тому +1

    That dog is anything but normal 😂

  • @FoxyDubs
    @FoxyDubs 2 роки тому +8

    Your face at 1:45 is everything LMAO. We might have to do some content together soon👀

  • @Reospeedwagone
    @Reospeedwagone 4 місяці тому +1

    In the coolest stand question I went "Cream" Because of Vanilla Ice.

  • @angeltheangel2088
    @angeltheangel2088 2 роки тому +3

    Man these name pronunciations are kinda hurting🕺

    • @That1Francis
      @That1Francis 2 роки тому +1

      especially Jeen Piyr Polnaref

    • @WillyNordwrench
      @WillyNordwrench  2 роки тому

      bro that man has the toughest name for an american white guy to pronounce i swear

    • @nikib5864
      @nikib5864 Рік тому

      polaneff*

  • @snowychu2019
    @snowychu2019 Рік тому +1

    Most of the answers probably insult the absolute hell out of Jojo fans. I know its "Non-Jojo fan" but its really obscure

  • @thedestroyersinofpride7101
    @thedestroyersinofpride7101 Рік тому +3

    I will Subscribe if you get Jack to watch JoJo like the man he needs to become.

  • @cleffie6991
    @cleffie6991 4 місяці тому

    Fun to think I forgot how many planes crashed whenever Joseph is in it 😂

  • @Kapppa
    @Kapppa 2 роки тому +3

    Yo, I like your energy and your video quality is far too high for your subscribers. If you edit your own videos, I'm pretty damn impressed. I've decided recently that I should start trying to network a bit, so lmk if u wanna try a collab sometime.

  • @Corrupted_Cris
    @Corrupted_Cris Рік тому +1

    i mean TEEEEEEEEEECHNICALLY dio is a jojo just from his body

  • @sleeper5905
    @sleeper5905 Рік тому +3

    0:43
    Opinion rejected
    D4C is better

    • @zakkyjones313
      @zakkyjones313 Рік тому +1

      Opinion rejected
      Star platinum is better

    • @sleeper5905
      @sleeper5905 Рік тому

      @@zakkyjones313 Opinon rejected
      Made in heaven is better

    • @probablycool8130
      @probablycool8130 Рік тому

      Opinion rejected
      Cheap trick is better

    • @sleeper5905
      @sleeper5905 Рік тому

      @@probablycool8130 Opinion rejected
      Wonder of u is better

    • @K28aaa
      @K28aaa Рік тому

      Opinion Rejected
      The Hand is better

  • @lisalawrence9949
    @lisalawrence9949 Рік тому

    I just appreciate the fact that he mentioned that there will be some spoilers ahead, big thank you

  • @PritishN26
    @PritishN26 Рік тому

    "Who has the coolest stand?"
    "Either DIO or JoJo"
    So basically the same stand.

  • @Riinkz
    @Riinkz Місяць тому

    Fucks up every non-Japanese name
    "Damn, I messed Okuyasu up!"

  • @Lumby_The_Poke_Collector
    @Lumby_The_Poke_Collector Рік тому +1

    Idk why, but I got triggered by him saying that Kars, Wammu, and AC/DC were vampires

  • @reversreeeee5596
    @reversreeeee5596 Рік тому +2

    The way he pronounced jean pierre polnareff

  • @pinkystlyeteacupandcookies6119

    "Michael Jackson din't apear"
    Illusos stand:

  • @smh_itsdima7610
    @smh_itsdima7610 Рік тому +1

    question 4?? that wasnt his main goal, it was to stop the selling of drugs in the street of italy??

  • @fnishy7383
    @fnishy7383 Рік тому

    Technically, white album is the COOLEST stand

  • @jotarouzumaki2569
    @jotarouzumaki2569 Рік тому

    I'm watching this again, but for some reason, in my mind, I either read: "Battle Tentacles" or "Battle Testicles"

  • @idkwhattoputhere-pf9dv
    @idkwhattoputhere-pf9dv 2 місяці тому

    Another stand that could be “queen” like is bohemian Rhapsody

  • @HelloThere-qr4hx
    @HelloThere-qr4hx Рік тому +2

    What pisses me off is how he pronounces Kakyoin wrong and is now making another person also pronounce it wrong.

  • @themihanoid5020
    @themihanoid5020 Рік тому

    Dude be like
    "Sorry for butchering Okuyasu's name" (which he pronounced 99% right)
    And then proceeds to give 0 "s" saying "Polanef"s name

  • @bananabread9260
    @bananabread9260 5 місяців тому

    "What is the coolest stand?"
    White album and horus: allow us to introdouce ourselfes

  • @Cross_SansX
    @Cross_SansX 3 місяці тому +1

    10:45 "Blyat" 💀

  • @charisky0989
    @charisky0989 Рік тому +1

    The first question can not have a single definite answer. That question is highly dependant on the charactestic choices of someone.

  • @greenavmshorts9335
    @greenavmshorts9335 4 місяці тому +1

    DIO HAS THE COOLEST STAND!!??
    JOHRNO JOVANA!?

  • @yushinn1962
    @yushinn1962 Рік тому +1

    The coolest stand is Gold Experience Requiem because it reverses the time back so any attack doesn't work on him.

    • @donutlovingwerewolf8837
      @donutlovingwerewolf8837 Рік тому +2

      Technically he doesn't reverse anything.
      He erases the Effect and everything returns to it's cause, or if he were to erase the Effect of killing someone then they would die infinitely but would immediately die in a different scenario before the death occurs.
      So, for example if someone shoots Giorno then GER activates and the bullet would have never come out of the gun in the first place, but I don't think anyone remembers it fired at all

  • @lpktf2player
    @lpktf2player 3 місяці тому

    i got so mad when he said kakyoin wasn't part of the part 3 cast because kakyoin is easily my favorite part 3 character

  • @TheMusicMedic635
    @TheMusicMedic635 Рік тому +2

    Killer queen is actually named after Queen's song: Killer Queen .__.

  • @HeadBodyMasterPersonal
    @HeadBodyMasterPersonal Рік тому +1

    When he said Jojo isn't peak anime, I literally said "L" out loud

  • @OtakuJuanma2
    @OtakuJuanma2 Рік тому

    What's the fourth plane Joseph crashed in?
    1) Flashback plane where he saved Speedwagon.
    2) Plane crashed into the volcano while chased by Kars
    3) Part 3's plane with Tower of Gray.
    What's the fourth?
    EDIT: Oh right. Death 13

  • @Yutsunaxen
    @Yutsunaxen 3 місяці тому

    Why in the sugar reward I wanted to say Jouske and Okiyasu, THATS SO GOOFY, I watched too much comic dubs

  • @clyde1014
    @clyde1014 Рік тому +1

    10:25 Joseph rn: I got tequila!

  • @Ellyzien
    @Ellyzien Рік тому +1

    i want to cry everytime he says polnareff

  • @necrozma4029
    @necrozma4029 Рік тому

    The one thing I got a kick out of in this video was after the torture dance video, one of the recommended videos was "DIO takes Jotaro's order" with the text "BUNGHOLE" underneath

  • @jonathanhowells7864
    @jonathanhowells7864 Рік тому +1

    Mickey Mouse's stand would be not only his clubhouse but also the hands can be summoned independently

  • @TheRobukIsGone
    @TheRobukIsGone 2 місяці тому

    dio (just a theory) **can** be a joestar because he took jonathans body, so technically and considerabley, dio is a joestar.