UPDATE 2: "My Dad Guess JoJo Stands Part 2: Stando Boogaloo" is out now! Go give it a watch! ua-cam.com/video/BJjyAIr1McA/v-deo.html Update: as of finishing Steel Ball Run, I have determined that Joseph is no longer the best JoJo. It's Johnny. And also Giorno. Please ignore the edit around 2:40. Thank you and have a good day.
“Meanwhile” “so who’s this guy ima name him golden eagle” “Na mate hes chili pepper” “defuc does that have to do with a golden chicken” “he tastes like Chili’s •_•
Tbh I'm surprised thst hasn't been used yet, considering alot of stand names have been based off of band names, or are indpired by them, such as King Crimson
I like your dad. His guesses aren't bad. And he actually isn't too bad about pronouncing names he's never seen before. Also, this is so wholesome it hurts.
Meanwhile my dad calls me a,"stupid idiot" everytime I disagree with him and didn't finished the job. I would do this with my mother because she understands me a lot.
I'm in the process of writing a JoJo fanfiction, and a character has a stand named Velvet Underground. Her stand can manipulate fabric and weave nets and ropes out of it like a spider
Velvet Underground is already a stand in the spinoff alternate timeline version of battle tendency and it is, indeed, a pretty overpowered, sentient, highly defensive stand. and it's user is a fucking speedwagon
if the part 3 stands were all musical references, deep blue moon would havebeen "bad moon" and you damn well know it. and death 13 would be "don't fear the reaper man"
@@arkinyte13 Iggy was the only crusader who had only a card and not a card and colour. I think Araki probably got bored with card and colour naming scheme midway because you see non card stands towards the end.
24:09 Your dad literally described Death 13. (A baby with the unconcious power to invade other's dreams and kill them in their dream to kill them in real life). I personally quite like Death 13 since it's almost immune to other stands
True. literally everyone who I saw that reacted to seeing Magician's Red for the first time , everyone....... literally EVERYONE see's it as a chicken.
@@gabec9646 art rock - rock - alternate rock - call them what you want but they're not indie - they were signed by several record labels n managed by andy warhol
Star Platinum: punch stuff good Hierophant Green: throw rocks Hermit Purple: comic relief Magician's Red: fire boy Silver Chariot: fast sword The Fool: sandbox Za Warudo: sexual tension
He might not get any right, but he gets very close to some, accidentally just assigns other stand abilities to stands, and many times his names and ideas would make a really cool stand on their own. Very good video!
This dad is so accepting. Mine still hasn't come back from the gas station, it's been 17 years. EDIT: Y'all got an awesome sense of humor to like this dumbass comment so much.
@@allthenamesiwantedweretaken Dude.. It's like you are telling a joke, then someone says that something like this actually happened to him and you then say "I don't need to know about your drama"
Funny coincidence of him guessing The World as “Scorpion” was because the English voice actor for DIO is Patrick Seitz. Patrick Seitz voices Scorpion from Mortal Kombat 2011 to MKX.
I think there was a stand called underground or something.its in stone ocean and it was like a place where alot of death happens im not gonna say anything else about it
Crazy Diamond can, in fact, just touch you to heal you. He does this when he heals Rohan after being attacked by Highway Star and also when he saves the kid from exploding after touching Okuyasu. Also, Crazy diamond doesn't "Heal" per say, it just reverts things back to their "original state" as long as it was touched within 15 mins of being changed or damaged I believe. Hence why it can work on things like, spaghetti or other inanimate objects.
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UPDATE 2: "My Dad Guess JoJo Stands Part 2: Stando Boogaloo" is out now! Go give it a watch! ua-cam.com/video/BJjyAIr1McA/v-deo.html
Update: as of finishing Steel Ball Run, I have determined that Joseph is no longer the best JoJo. It's Johnny. And also Giorno. Please ignore the edit around 2:40. Thank you and have a good day.
joseph best jojo
Isn’t it 2:40?
@@aquafina6701 Oh yeah you're right. I'm dumb I'll go fix it
Trash taste, Part 7 best part but Johnny is not best JoJo
@@seedlesswatermelon417 That's, like, your opinion, man.
(Also if Johnny isn't best JoJo then who do you think it is?)
“hes got a bunch of knuckles and hes upset” thats basically it
_He's upset his gloves match his jacket_
He's a little confused but he's got the spirit
Blessed icon
I read this right when he was saying it
*oRa OrA oRa OrA oRa*
“He’s some kind of zippers guy..”
English dub writers: “write that down! Write that down!”
*Z I P P E R M A N*
*Z I P P E R B O I*
ZIPA MAN
They had to change the original name for copyright though didn't they
To be honest Zipper man was more related to the stand than Sticky fingers
i headcanon that Joseph called Hermit Purple "Thornfist" before Avdol gave it a proper name
same
I mean he is pretty stupid let's be honest
@@sadinky7169 Nah, Joseph is súper clever.
He called it Guns and Roses but then Avdol told him its the wrong part.
Oh my god! In old Joseph voice .
I have been a JoJo fan for years, but today I understood how well the name "JoJo's Bizzare Adventure" fits for someone who doesn't watch it.
*Bizarre
It's odd how when you watch it from start to finish it makes sense.. but when you see it out of context
@@vxrdigrisloser
"this is a wierd game you play"
"i-its an anime"
"i guess..."
Weird
How bizarre.
What about the manga..
ok boomer
Kimyou
“So it’s like a patronus.”
You’re a wizard, JoJo.
splatt lol
My 2 favorite saga and anime lmfao
@@GreenBean470 FOR REAL THO!
Joseph Joestar is dead!
Your next line is: EEEHHEHEEEH
EEEHHEHEEEH... NANI
😂😂😂😂
4:46 「C O C K A D O O D L E G O L D」
「Spicy Chicken」
That name is cocka doodle gold
Hey look, he's here
Fried magician
I mean im surpised he didnt call 17:26 Cockadoodle gold aswell
This guy honestly chooses some sick stand names, Velvet Underground and Lady Marmalade are both oddly badass choices for their designs
Lady Marmalade is a song as well.
@@Macamuuri And the Velvet Underground is a band
So is Dark Side of the Moon
Holy shit thoose names could be actual Stand names.
@@adrienlastname4663 yeha no shit, she told him that theyre all named after songs and bands so he says songs and bands he knows
You can tell he doesn't understand it but he's just happy to he able to bond with his daughter over something she enjoys.
AWWWWWWWWW
You should bond more with your daughter Jotaro lol
@@broskiproductions0627 😂
That would be cool if my dad did that
My mom and stepdad hate anime and would disown me if they knew I watched it so...yeah...
A stand is basically an imaginary friend that can beat people up :p
Just like Bruce banner's hulk
@@corryjamieson3909 no
@@sleepisgood2936 whats that suppose to mean!?
@@corryjamieson3909 did I stutter??
@@sleepisgood2936 yes
*No one can just deflect Robo Lizards Emerald Splash!*
IMPOSSIBLE NO ONE CAN DEFLECT THE ROBO LIZARD LASER SHOT!
lmao
Only the yellow Scorpion Can deflect them
EMERALD DASH
its called shiny melon
“It’s too scary to be called lavender.” - Dad, on the topic of Cream
Dad: “[Rohan Kishibe] He’s a weirdo”
**Yes, yes he is**
Being reseted along with the universe ❌
Finishing a manga ✅
HE LIKED A FVCKING SPIDER
The green one that shoots emeralds I have him on roblox in anime fighting simulator
@@courtneywilliamson7419 no that's kakyoin wdym
@@ballsvlogs he meant there is a game that his character is kakyoin.
Silver chariot is probably the most straight forward stand.
You can tell just by looking at it
1. He poke
2. He fast
3. He shiny
4......
5. Profit?
Nah nah
1. His color
2. His sword
“Meanwhile” “so who’s this guy ima name him golden eagle”
“Na mate hes chili pepper”
“defuc does that have to do with a golden chicken”
“he tastes like Chili’s
•_•
“all the stands can fly” “well, this guy especially.”
Z O O M
Jesus Christ
"all the stands have mind powers"
speed wagon : bruh i cant fly
“Hierophant Green doesn’t really have any powers.”
*Emerald splash:* “Am I a joke to you?”
He had body/mind control one time
She said he had no robo powers
@@Ice_type oh i forgot about that
“There’s no stand named Pink Floyd”
Araki: WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN
Brain Damage would be a great stand name. So is Eclipse.
he should name one of the stands Daft Punk cause idk that'd be a nice stand name "DAFTU PUNKU!"
@@Amira-rg3sk brain power
@@Amira-rg3sk brain power
Interstellar Overdrive is another one.
Even though it sounds more like a Hamon technique.
“You watch weird shows”
Bless this man lmao
you could say she watches BIZARRE shows
Well the anime is called Jojo's bizarre adventure
Guess you can say its BIZARRE
she’s at a BIZARRE adventure of watching BIZARRE shows
ua-cam.com/video/zoLNbme8njY/v-deo.html here
Your dad is secretly Araki and pretending to act like he knows nothing about Jojo, but he’s actually hinting at some upcoming stands in part 8 and 9.
Lol we gotta interrogate this man
He be like: Goddamn it, why didn’t I name any stand Pink Floyd? That would’ve been good!
Kendall Bradshaw I feel like I know where this is going
@@mr.machees6488 O_O BRUH
Its true, all the characters are just renamed
"Dio! This is a guy who looks like a scorpion"
Dad is a scarily accurate judge of character
Stand Name: [Velvet Underground]
Makes the user dance in a way that automatically dodges incoming attacks.
If this isn't in Part 9, we riot
A power that can rival ultra instinct
if my man 20th century boy doesnt return in part 8 or 9, im finding the man who calls himself araki and you know the rest
If theirs not a part 9 we riot you mean
Tbh I'm surprised thst hasn't been used yet, considering alot of stand names have been based off of band names, or are indpired by them, such as King Crimson
@@kyso829 lol
Imagine Araki keeps on making manga until 2040 and he makes a stand called Despacito.
Stand user: Alexa
We have to make it happen
Smash Mouth. It punches your teeth in! (Smashes your Mouth 🤔)
Localization name: Slowly
he`d be 80 at that time
I like your dad. His guesses aren't bad. And he actually isn't too bad about pronouncing names he's never seen before. Also, this is so wholesome it hurts.
*Thank You For Noticing!!!!*
Now I know I'm not alone by myself with this idea.
He also catches on to the naming scheme fast. He doesn't know what he's looking at but he's acting interested and very wholesome.
And he actually apreciates the music references
If the names are In English then it's obvious
He guessed Bites the Dust.
''IS HE WEARING PANTS!!'' dad got me right here 🤣🤣
First thing he says is "I'm dad"
Such dad energy
Dad, I'm hungry
@@peppermintmiso4341 Hi, Hann Grie
Faire Play Hi hungry, I’m dad!
@@grzegorzprzewozniak5092 Hi Hi Boss
Meanwhile my dad calls me a,"stupid idiot" everytime I disagree with him and didn't finished the job. I would do this with my mother because she understands me a lot.
Your dad is just coming up with stand ideas for part 9
Harrison B. Cockadoodle gold
Dont forget velvet underground
And dark side of the moon
Theunforgivensoldier
Technically Dark Blue Moon
Secretly he knows about everything and is helping Araki on part 9
Watching this made me realize something
Iggy’s stand should have been called Fool’s Gold
BackInFullSwing I literally was thinking the exact same thing
B R U H
But the stands were named by tarot cards
Za Fool Gold
Bro that whould have been a better name no cap
I can genuenly imagine Avdol saying "You're a wizard, Jotaro"
i mean, that basically summarizes avdol and joseph first telling jotaro about his stand lmao.
Original: Magicians Red
Localised Name: *_COCKADOODLE GOLD_*
Magician Red is an original name create by Araki. No probleme with copyright and localized name.
Carnivorze did you really have to be technical about a joke
Carnivorze issa joke
@@carnivorze1052 you've done *filthy acts at a reasonable price*
Underrated comment
Dad: his power is punching
Every jojo fan: ah yes, you have the mind of a jojo fan.
Dio Brando thats the joke get a dio pfp
Dio Brando ok im happy
@Dio Brando oh my god i lookrd better way back
Ive seen you somewhere before...
@@schizophrenicbullfrog i will use killa queen to donut you now
Bruh the way he said “Jotaro Kujo” im immediately blown away by the fact he didnt butcher tf out of it
It made me wanna knock myself out
Its pronounced joe tuh roe coo joe
Is that ironic
I was scared for life
But... he did
"Stairway to Heaven"
is the original name of Made in Heaven.
The stand's name differs in JUMP and tankoubon.
"Velvet Underground" Sounds like an overpowered stand
Heck yeah
Its sounds like undertale stand
I'm in the process of writing a JoJo fanfiction, and a character has a stand named Velvet Underground. Her stand can manipulate fabric and weave nets and ropes out of it like a spider
Velvet Underground is already a stand in the spinoff alternate timeline version of battle tendency and it is, indeed, a pretty overpowered, sentient, highly defensive stand.
and it's user is a fucking speedwagon
chrissipher that’s wrong. There is only one Speedwagon in all of existence, in of this universe and outside of it.
Not gonna lie, "Dark Side of the Moon" Would be a pretty fucking cool stand.
But there's Dark Blue Moon from Part 3.....
@@BJ86491 but that's a tarot card
@@eggyfrenchtoast9495 the names are similar enough for it to be weird tho.
@@BJ86491 I’m pretty sure there are a few stands that have similar names although ill have to check to be certain.
* *Make a man out of you intensifies* *
Stairway to Heaven.. This guy is basically guessing future stand names
Made in heaven was supposed to be called stairway to heaven but it was changed
@@roiqo1 made in heaven is a queen song
@@ezglory they didn't say it wasn't..
Diego Jacquez + killer queen
@@stevenedwards9262 yeh ik i just think Stairway to Heaven sounds so lit
Dad reacting to purple haze: “He has creepy powers, He invades your dreams and he can manipulate your dreams.”
Death Thirteen: 👁👄👁
LOL
You mean
👁️👁️👁️
👁️👄👁️
👁️👁️👁️
death 13 and his user be like: AM I A JOKE TO YOU?!
@@yinyang3609 you mean mannish boy?
@@Cyrogenesis. yes i didnt know his name lol
dio: “so, knuckles is the same stand as the world, interesting”
*yellow scorpion*
*the scorpion*
*ZA SCORPION*
ua-cam.com/video/zoLNbme8njY/v-deo.html here
Do u kno da wae
Dad: The world?
Blinky: Yes, and he can stop time
Dad: *So it's the same type of stand as Knuckles*
Xd
underrated
Lmao
Wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
KINDA SUS NGL BROSKI
Dark Side of the Moon would have been an amazing name for The Hand if it had smarter user
My stand the hand is named after the band.
@@DissedRedEngie because creativity is over rated
super sandwiche the band was a real band tho
@@Err0Rose I know
if the part 3 stands were all musical references, deep blue moon would havebeen "bad moon" and you damn well know it.
and death 13 would be "don't fear the reaper man"
9:58 your dad’s guess on Crazy Diamond was SO GREAT!! I wish he was actually named Velvet Underground!!!
Tower of Gray: Literally a fly
Super fly: A freaking tower
*visible confusion*
That is literally one of the biggest confusions in JoJo
*Laughs in Jotaro's hat*
Yes
ok
Makes sense
"he has the power to invade dreams and manipulate them"
*flashbacks to death 13*
Lali-Ho
*flashbacks to Nightmare on Elm Street*
lol
Baby stand
baby stand
Your dad is so cool, my parents would never accept being tortured like this.
My mom accept, but we have to stop at the 5th everyday to her to rest
XD
My mom hates jojo because she thinks it's too violent :")
Only because she saw the torture dance part
@@britishlizardman5579 B R U H MOMENT
@@islu4672 it's sad, it's literally my favorite show. Luckily, I watched it all before she could tell me I shouldn't watch it lol
I like how after part 3 sterotype abilities get thrown out the window yet he keeps guessing sterotype abilities
Everytime he wanted to put "gold" in the name of a stand, I was like "No, we're not at part 5 yet"
Imagine dio saying "ZA SCORPION"
Kinda weird but fits his personality
funny valentine's power is to clone its self
"YELLOW SCORPION DA"
ZA SCORPIONU
ZA SCIRPOIN!
I feel like Araki missed a trick by not calling Iggy's stand Fools Gold.
That would've been awesome
Araki had to stick with the tarot card naming scheme but yeah I agree.
arkinyte13 it still does
@@arkinyte13 Iggy was the only crusader who had only a card and not a card and colour. I think Araki probably got bored with card and colour naming scheme midway because you see non card stands towards the end.
@@xethified might've been due to the fact that Iggy was the outcast of the group and didn't really become one of them till the end
24:09 Your dad literally described Death 13. (A baby with the unconcious power to invade other's dreams and kill them in their dream to kill them in real life).
I personally quite like Death 13 since it's almost immune to other stands
Imagine building an entire character around the idea of a phoenix, only to get called a chicken.
avdol does have chickens tho
True. literally everyone who I saw that reacted to seeing Magician's Red for the first time , everyone....... literally EVERYONE see's it as a chicken.
He from KFC
Takanashi Kiara be like
The KFC fursona
imagine kira yelling bicycle race
And everyone just thinks theres a bicycle race happening
Ngl that would be a good part 7 stand
Bicycle race Bite za dusto!
BICYCLE RACE!!
KiLlEr QuEeN bIcYcLe RaCe!1!1!1!1!
Hold up,,, hierophant green can unravel into string,,, stone free can unravel into string...
-kakyoin did you lay this egg-
@@blinky5247 I see you are someone who had my same idea
Stone Free smells like soap, huh?
oh imma CRY
Doggystyle
In a alternate universe all the names that the dad guessed were the right names
Its only canon if diavolo dies
@@bigmaxmer1556 im going to find diavolo and kill him to make this universe canon, no need to thank me
"Crazy Diamond, he's my favorite."
Ah, I see your dad is a man of culture as well.
Well? More like *WALL*
@@somebodyidkicantthinkofano6653 LLAW
He's an honorary member of the Duwang Gang / Chew Crew
crazy diamond is cool but the best stand is the world
@@mankymax117 hermit purple*
**sees Heavens Door**
-him power is obviously flying, he can fly
+every stand can fly
-oh, I see. So he flies specially.
Stands cant fly
@@keok7934 They can only "fly" within the range of the user
Some of them stands, for example killer queen
Ke Ok -act 2 exists-
if star platinum can punch good, then a stand should be able to fly good
Dad: “Alright Muhammad Avdoooool”
Avdol: 👆🏾YES, I AM 👇🏾
K
👍🏿👎🏿👍🏿
Tsk Tsk Tsk
That was so bad that It was good
*HELL 2 U*
This is the man that will single handily carry on the legacy of Jojo.
Is your Dad part of the localization team?
"Sir Chrome" sounds exactly like something they'd go for after "Zipper-man."
Luckily part 3 didnt get localised
@@NamekFreakazoid Oh, it was censored alright.
It changed many of the characters' names, my favorite is changing Steely Dan to Dan of Steel.
@@hoppyman11 Every time I see Dan of Steel, I must make this joke.
He's the Dan of Steel.
He's SuperDan.
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It bugs me that the subtitles on the netflix part 4 are the originals but they localized the subs in part 5
Dad: The World?
Blinky: Yes, and its power is to stop time.
Dad: *So its the same type of stand as Star Platnium*
This needs more likes.
Underrated comment
PlAtNiUm
Lmfao
*P L AT N I U M*
"His name is the world."
"The World?"
**Long fart noises and then time stops**
Dad: *YOU FOOL DAUGHTER I HAD THE WORLD ALL ALONG NOW GO TO YOUR ROOM *loud fart noise
Samich I bet he took her up the steps just likepolnarref except he goes down
“ZA WARUDO 🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️”
She then says
So its the same stand as star platinum
Yes, long fart noises
"Yaaay, hi I'm dad!"
*nervous chuckle*
Bless this man, seriously
Dad: Tells what powers the stand has
Blinky: *Cool*
"Oh I like that"
They are though
He's great a naming stands: "Velvet Underground", "The Gypsy Kings".
Some of the powers are REALLY cool too.
the velvet underground is an indie band i assume the dad based the name off the band
@@gabec9646 As are the gypsy kings
@@gabec9646 Indie? Dog VU are a rock band.
@@gabec9646 art rock - rock - alternate rock - call them what you want but they're not indie - they were signed by several record labels n managed by andy warhol
Stand resembling small child: *exists*
Blinky's dad: E L T O N J O H N
i love this comment
E L T O N J O H N
Stand name: 「ELTON JOHN」
your dad, an empath, sensing star platinum is upset.
Dad: "He looks upset"
Everybody asks who is star platinum, but no one asks how is star platinum
“ora ora ora ora ora ora ora”
"So, how's Star Platinum been doing?"
-Kakyoin, paired with Part 4 Jotaro, in Eyes of Heaven
@@moistisverydead9191 translation, IM MAD IM MAD IM MAD IM MAD IM MAD IM MAD, IM MAD!
@@giokugiovanna6159 Google translate: now now now now now now
*sad ora ora*
JoJo fans: Star Platinum vs. The World
Me: Knuckles vs. Yellow Scorpion
Knuckles: Yellow Scorpion
@Urash damnit I was gonna say that
Za worldu
¿The World? PFF..... ZA WARUDO
@@unpibejugando288 Za Worldo
This dude should be hired to name the stands. Velvet Underground, Gypsy Kings. These are amazing stand names
dont forget cockadoodle gold
@@omarsoub_._ lol ikr
*knuckles*
Stair way to heaven
Thornfists
I like how the dad continues to guess telepathic powers for all of these
Fun fact: Heaven’s Door was originally going to be named “Stairway to Heaven”, but they changed it just before it’s finalization
Yeah and so was Made in Heaven.
Boy Genius: A Jimmy Neutron Movie official imo stairway to Heaven>made in heaven as a name. Idk why araki changed it tbh.
Eco Blitz if you listen to Made In Heaven a lot of the lyrics fit more
@@ecoblitz3655 Copyright issues
Twospoopy4Yee if they didn’t change it, it wouldn’t be allowed to go to guitar centre *+1 if you get this*
"he can fly"
"Well, all stands can fly I think"
"Oh, well he can fly especially"
sammy? is that you? sammy?
@@roodie363 do you.. know him? (Not tryna be rude)
Except Superfly
Thought it was somebody
Isaac Wondra ironic
Star Platinum: punch stuff good
Hierophant Green: throw rocks
Hermit Purple: comic relief
Magician's Red: fire boy
Silver Chariot: fast sword
The Fool: sandbox
Za Warudo: sexual tension
Za warudo: death but with foreplay
Za Warudo : *DUBSTEP FART*
@@Jack_Woods actually, DIO doesnt foreplay, he jumps straight into action, as he is a power bottom
za hando*
Star platinum can stop time
18:59 i love how you just completely forgot about sheer heart attack, which is also named after a queen song.
''He is too creepy to be called lavender''
*lavender town intensifies*
**BING BING BING BONG BING BING BING BONG**
Like 666
@@daniellidon271 bro i never expected to get so many likess lmao
the dad literally described death 13 when guessing purple haze
he also described spice girl when guessing gold experience
I know right?
Death 13=Purple Haze
Gold Experience=Spice Girl
Yeah
@@canadianneko2177 WANNNNABEEEE
Velvet underground, Gypsy Kings, Stairway To Heaven, Motorhead, damn, those are cool stand names tbh
Stair way to heaven was the original name of made in heaven
Don't forget Rage against the Machine.
Midas from fortnite lmao
If I were to insert a Stand in JoJo, this would probably be the names I'd choose.
@@realdake0292 I- What? Can't tell if you're serious about saying Midas is from Fortnite. I think I'm being salty. Probably.
He might not get any right, but he gets very close to some, accidentally just assigns other stand abilities to stands, and many times his names and ideas would make a really cool stand on their own. Very good video!
he got part of killer queen right
Blinkys Dad: Guess incorrectly
Araki: Write that down!
Write that down!
*filthy acts at a reasonable price*
Very unclean actions at a very acceptable cost.
Dimes for crimes
@@Quirksvil crimes for dimes*
Quirky Jay Dimes /4/ crimes
Dimes for crimes for dimes.
This dad is so accepting. Mine still hasn't come back from the gas station, it's been 17 years.
EDIT: Y'all got an awesome sense of humor to like this dumbass comment so much.
Those jokes are old and you should be ashamed
Maru'sArcade so what you're saying that the joke's been used for a long time just like the dad's been gone for a long time
@RAGE
bro my dad divorced with my mom and i haven’t seen him since. though on the news i saw something about a suicide a year ago..
@@pangolinh And... you tell me this why?
@@allthenamesiwantedweretaken Dude..
It's like you are telling a joke, then someone says that something like this actually happened to him and you then say "I don't need to know about your drama"
Funny coincidence of him guessing The World as “Scorpion” was because the English voice actor for DIO is Patrick Seitz.
Patrick Seitz voices Scorpion from Mortal Kombat 2011 to MKX.
"This is a weird game you play."
"It's not a game it's an anime"
Well yes, but actually no.
Both, both is fine, im not joking its game manga and anime
Yes. Forgot the name tho
Eyes Of Heaven, right?
@@goose5200 yep
@@farcan9400 it even have a real action film
Technically he was right about hierophant greens “laser” ability, since kakyoin stated that it was a blast of concentrated energy
However, lasers are concentrated *light* energy so im not too sure
Lasers are basically light but more intense than normal
No one can dodge emerald splash
@@gayforg the splash may be strong, but Z a W a r u d o is stronger
@@Arjun-dc3lh and T U S K
A C T
4 is stronger than the world
Now 'Dio but he's a dinosaur' sounds more believable
Well you should read sbr (steel ball run)
Thats Diego bruh
@@Rexlolz He's still Dio lol
@@Endervulpe ik but i think this dude didnt read the manga maybe saw a comic or something
@@Rexlolz That is a possibility.
We went from giant masses of muscle punching each other with sun magic, to grown men fighting each other with the power of imag8nary friends,
“we have one named blue and one named purple -“
YES YES
“cock-a-doodle-gold”
NO NO
XD
Take a shot every time she says “ooh, cool”
That's just how to die of alcohol poisoning
@@blinky5247 oh cool
@@RanchSauce IDDNSJDMA0RHEOFGWB
@@blinky5247 cool
U mean the fruit shot the chili fruit shit
I love that finding “Filthy Acts At A Reasonable Price” funny is something that transcends the JoJo fandom, because it’s just that god damn goofy.
Rando don’t forget Blueford,worst company,babyhead and coco large
You can't forget about *ZIPPERMAN*
@@cthulhuthereader *ZIPPER MAN*
I thought it was dirty,deeds,done dirt cheap or d4c
@@duckoverheaven9262 filthy acts at a reasonable price is the English name due to d4c being a song
Seriously this is absolutely wholesome and a lot of his stand names and some of the abilities are so creative!
Velvet underground actually sounds like a actual stand name
I think there was a stand called underground or something.its in stone ocean and it was like a place where alot of death happens im not gonna say anything else about it
@@mooflee0 Underworld. Anda Warudo.
Yeh that
Veruveto Underugrando!
Any dad rock band could become a stand no one is safe.
For real though "Velvet Underground" is an excellent stand name.
Velvet Goldmine
localized: Purple Metro
@@bitterjames indigo Subway
@@bitterjames lmaooo
Buried silk
Her: "He creates some type of virus that kills u instantly"
Dad: "N I C E"
*C O R O N A V I R U S*
@@kian5286 You Mean Purple Haze Requiem ?
Nah purple haze virus is more powerful
@@ZidaneAmarullah Purple Haze: The World Requiem Over Heaven
niiiiiiiice -joseph joestar
When describing sex pistols, he perfectly describes Harvest
STAND USER: 『 Your Dad 』
STAND NAME: 『 Robolizard 』
This man is fearless, insulting JoJo like that, damn.
EVEN SPEEDWAGON IS AFRAID!
Nick Korkodylas you mean "SPEEDOWAGON !"
@@chinluxxo638 SppeadowagOOnn
He don't know that it's a thing and
Jojo is not superior
So I can insult jojo and I'll be considered fearless jotaro kujo is worst jojo
"Joseph Joestar, Thats not a very creative name"
*THORN FIST*
****breathing intesifies****
@@Technoknife_ XD
*Exhale*
*R O B O L I Z A R D*
@@ComicsComms lololol
Crazy Diamond can, in fact, just touch you to heal you. He does this when he heals Rohan after being attacked by Highway Star and also when he saves the kid from exploding after touching Okuyasu. Also, Crazy diamond doesn't "Heal" per say, it just reverts things back to their "original state" as long as it was touched within 15 mins of being changed or damaged I believe. Hence why it can work on things like, spaghetti or other inanimate objects.
"I couldn't possibly watch somebody's dad guess Jojo Stands for 36 minutes"
And here I am, at the end of the video. Just like that.
I felt that
All stands: FLY
Heaven's Door: Flies especially.
hes smol
hi kora villian
All stands: FLY
Heaven’s Door: Flies especially
Super Fly: *house*
@Leg Log D'arby brothers literally manifestates a flying Stand while fighting, and F.F. in his real form also flies
@Leg Log part 3 iggy vs ndoul he flew
*Sees a bisexual italian vampire*
"That's a weird game you play"
He's.... He's British...
@@alveloss7880 Dio is a word in Italian
@@fallendawn2846 Yeah, it means "God". Dio, however, is British.
@@alveloss7880 fair
@@fallendawn2846 Well, I think his father is Italian