Jim Gaffigan: Mr. Universe - 4 KIDS
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- Опубліковано 8 жов 2012
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He's clean & funny & he laughs at his own jokes. There needs to be more comedians like Jim. :)
elainebelyeu check out Pete Holmes he has a series on HBO called "crashing" good stuff
Tim Hawkins. Honestly, this is clean, but not family friendly. Tim Hawkins is family friendly.
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He criticizes his own jokes as if he were speaking for an audience member for an extra spin. Classic.
I'm pregnant with #4 and this is spot on! I almost laughed the baby out! ;)
Um O.O
+Ann Lopez Congrats
How's the baby doing after two years?
@@dbelow_1556 I'm sure she's on her 7th. Gotta get that whole overpopulation crisis over with somehow.
Sarcasm 👆butthurt only-child
"The new baby does not mean I love them any less. But I will have to let one go"
I am dying.
He has 5 kids now. And they all look like him.
I'm sorry to hear that.
I'll bet they do.
Five mini Gaffigans...
At least Michael is getting his hair less and less blonde.
To be fair, he and his wife are pretty similar
Haha... "I was MUY guapo. NNNNo mas. No mas guapo" cracks me up every time!
What does it mean
@@MA-qi8gq "I was very handsome. No more. No more handsome." His supposedly native puertorican Spanish is just hilariously bad.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 funnier than i though
Thx ..
@SumKoon no we don't, our spanish is good thank you very much
That is really bad Spanish.
"Well that's one way to live your life." LOL
Hilarious. Especially at the end of a long day dealing with my four kids I'm laughing manically
Hope everything is going well 2 years later.
Hostage negotiation in reverse. That sums it up. Brilliant.
"they're welcome to come in our room and pee in our bed", Lmfao!!!
I absolutely love this man. Clean, funny and gosh the stories are so true...
Other comedians oughta get a
Clue.. You don't have to curse like
A
Sailor to make a point!!!!
God bless
You Jim!
Goddamn, Why you fuckin' space all that shit out?
Tami Hayes b
Is that some form of weird poetry with the spacing?
"There was a midwife there, because we believe in witchcraft." Bwwahhahahahaha!
MIDWIFE!? HOW MANY WIVES DOES THIS GUY HAVE?!? SOUNDS LIKE AL-QAEDA!
I told this to my mom and she was like 'A midwife has nothing to do with witchcraft'
*Facepalms* that's the point, mom...
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@@EveryThingGirl238 My mom also lacks a sense of humor. Why do we bother telling them things? 🙄
@יהוכנן לואיסso true!
"I was my wifes birth coach, which is a generous term for standing next to her terrified"
Shedding tears watching your act. You're a funny man!
Hooray for home births! I adore Jim Gaffigan.
Once I had kids this instantly became 1000x funnier because he’s so spot on with everything 😂
I'm a homebirth midwife and a Nana of 3 sibling grandchildren who live nearby (6 and under). Thank you Jim Gafigan for your poignant, hilarious insights.
HA HA HA HA!! As a parent, he is 100% accurate!!
Having a fourth child is like your drowning and then someone hands you a baby, hilarious.
Sorry, but that is the bit that particularly tickled me
I have 12 aunts and uncles, one aunt with 18, another has 17, an uncle with 13. It was prob so hard when they were little, but it's awesome now. They are older now and have so much help. Love big families!
I am laughing so hard that I'm literally crying!!! And now, I am just still crying cuz I also have 4 kids.
dude is seriously hilarious. Love his stuff.
How many comics are this sweet and this funny?
I am from a family of 6 girls and I grew up in the 70's. I don't remember it being such an oddity then, but I guess larger families are rare now. I LOVE having all my sisters!
gigitrue63 I also grew up in the 70's with 5 other siblings. All guys except for one. But man is she the loudest.
+Johnno Burke K
My great great grandmother had 15 children and my great uncle had 10 siblings. I couldn't even fathom 3.
She also had them at home.
As society becomes more populous and life gets easier, people have more children. Likely built into us as a species. When times are rough, mortality in children skyrockets so it is beneficial to have a lot of them to make up for the ones sure to die. People forget that things like the Polio Vaccine are very modern and new, compared to all ten thousand years of human history.
The two funniest clean comedians ever are Jim Gaffigan and Brian Regan!
+Kookie Monster YES
And john penette
They are both hilarious 🤣
Sinbad
Jim & Brian both have certain similar speech patterns, too.
"I didn't always look like this, I'm actually Puerto Rican. But the wear and tear (emphasis) of parent.. I used to have thick black hair. I was muy guapo. No más. No more guapo."
I just had my fifth. It's like I'm drowning with a 2 year old clinging to my throat and someone hands me a baby.
Good luck with your finances.
Congrats! Children are a blessing.
Lacey Martin
How the hell are children a blessing? You know what a blessing is? Having a girlfriend or wife who doesn't want those little shits running around. There are millions of children in Africa....hell there's millions of children in the United States that are homeless and starving yet having more of these fuckers is somehow a blessing?
Trinexx360 Well I'm sure I speak for all here; we are thankful you do not have children. Aren't you glad your mother didn't think of you as a little f**cking piece of sh*t running around.
thewordrules
You don't speak for everyone, which makes your point irrelevant. You still didn't answer my question. You don't look at the fact that there are already unwanted children in the US alone yet someone like you wants kids of your own. Didn't really expect an answer from you but whatever.
God i love this guy..Hot Pockets.........
I think he's had his fifth kid already.
+Wendi K. Yep
That's a way to live a life, I guess...
Wendi K. Up to 12 now
At any rate why not a 6th?
@@thetypicalnemechris6821 It's weird.. *Even if you want a "big" family, you still know when you're done.* Around 4 is the usually the stop🤷♀
LOL I watched this while in labor with my 5th. I am so glad my m,om showed me this.
"Smell those onions! You want some, I guess not..."
Whatever you are in life , this guy deserves the success he is getting . and he is going to need it with all those mouths to feed
Watched this exact 7 minutes last night with my wife(right before bed - Mistake) and paused it 4 times(TO BREATHE) , got a headache and almost threw up! all within 7 minutes - Maybe I'm just looney? But he was describing my exact life minus one kid. Couple that with the realization that you're not alone, other parents actually do the same thing and I couldn't control my laughter. WOW! This was hilarious!
Oh... boy I haven't cried from laughter in ages. First time I listen to this guy automatically a fan.
We have 4 kids and Jim nailed it
We had 9. Just imagine...
can you build us one of those wood fireplaces? 😂😂😂
he should change his name to Jim Laugh-again ! I heard this 3 years ago. and we are expecting our 4th ha ha ha and witch craft too. love it!
I have honestly never laughed as hard in any other clips as i did with this one.
This is the best comedy special I've ever seen! Hilarious!
Luckly that only happens every night- haha!
Now that I have had four kids at home I can relate sooooo much more than last year when I only had two 😂 I love this one.
159 people gave this a thumbs down. I didn't know the walking dead did youtube. This is great!
J Hunt meh. they're idiotic hateful, humorless liberals. Excuse all that redundancy. ;)
Bedtime loosely translated means, "do the opposite of everything your parents ask of you"
Jim gaffigan, el guapo puerto rican ;) lol
nearly cried of laughter in the first 2 minutes!
Jim I have 8 kids, live in a 1 bedroom house i built with a hammer and handsaw and haven't slept in 16 years and all my kids were born at the deer camp!
Holy fluffin shit dude I am laughing SO HARD!!!!!!!! This is awesome honestly so real and so funny!!!!!!!!!!!! Hahahaha!!!!!!
Awesome! I had my baby at home too and it was the best experience ever
For me, this is the best stand up comedy ever...a masterpiece...the jokes are on point and his delivery was hilarious... I've been watching this over and over countless times over the years and still laughing like a banshee... 😂😂😂 Jim Gaffigan is my favorite stand up comedian!!! ❤
Jim is amazing. I watch a lot of different comedians and youtube loves to recommend me standup videos, but this is one of the few times I've watched dozens of a comedian's videos without any at all being re-used material. It's like he's a font of situational comedy.
my oh my Jim, i have to say, im my book, youre the best! and have been for years. i hope to be able to see you live one day...if you ever grace Ontario Canada, near toronto,,,, in London 🙏🏻
I showed my dad this special, and we all thought he was having coughing fits or choking on something. No, he was just laughing so hard he nearly passed out. My dad doesn't laugh regularly. It might have something to do with having four kids and having taken them to Disney Land. Once.
You made my dad's WEEK, Jim. Thanks.
Saw this dude and his wife on a Catholic show with two priest. I remember thinking that he was funny looks familiar but couldn't place the face. His name came across the screen and I Googled it. This was one of the videos that appeared. He is genuinely funny.
Groud Frank magnetic
Just discovered him the other day and I love him in 13 and cracked up the whole thing
"They're welcome to come in our room...and pee in our bed." LOL!
Awesome as always. Thanks.
comedic genius. he's clean, and that makes him very high on my list of fav. comedians, because it is extremely difficult to be funny with cleanliness. his timing is beyond perfect and he uses body language also perfectly to drive the punchline home. love him. bless him and his family.. it's so funny, because he gets very comedically aggressive the closer he gets to a punchline. like the jokes come in rapid succession and by the time the punchline hits you're just gasping for air. he is brilliant.
The whole bedtime part OMG.
7:15-: “ 4 kids: Bedtime is a Crisis! “ dying 😭
... hey while ur up can u make me a sandwitch? thanks honnneeeyyy....
Preston Butler sandwich
I lost it at "wet the bed." Idk why, but I HOWLED.
"we're just dogs, theres still kids starving in Africa right?" The truth and humor in that line is a sick reflection on our societies. Love ya Jim.
Hilarious. I'm drying my eyes from laughing so hard. I had a home birth and he's so right about how people react to it. "We had a hospital birth because we wanted our baby to live." Ha!
God is Good !
One of my favorite comedians. :)
Jim this special is SO funny, Thanks!
That second voice of audience member KILLS ME! Hilarious! I'm just sitting waiting for him to throw it in!
Something really weird happens when you have 4.....you get that look like "oops, you made a mistake huh?" or the lovely "are they all yours?" But then we jumped to 6 (surprise adoption) and now people respond like we're Brad and Angelina. "oh wow! that's amazing...." What happened between 4 and 6?!!
just bought the special. incredible so far!!
Wait a comedian without a foul mouth? We have 4 and everything he said is true and hilariousness!!
This is the funniest thing I have heard in a long time! I can totally relate!
Best comedy special in a long time!! Had me rolling!
I don't know how Jim could get even 1 thumbs down. This guy is hilarious! Wish I could see him live #lifegoals
We had our 3rd child at home so this video was so incredibly funny for my hubby and I! Love Jim Gaffigan
I was in tears the last minute
Your the Best Jim. Congratz on the new baby !
absolutly hysterical for those who have been there!
He is my favorite comedian for a reason.
Best stand up comedian in the biz...too funny
this is one of my favorite sets!
even the dogs in that commercial are like, "this is a little heavy handed Sara, we are just dogs after all - there are still kids starving in Africa right?"" hahahahahahaha
Jim is hilarious! Perfect for kids too. Great job!
this guy gets me through the day
this guy is too hilarious.
Love this guys comedy style. lol!
Hilarious and spot on!!! :D
4:44 most sweaty hand of the universe
Oh wow! Glad you pointed that out - that's a CRAZY amount of sweat.
Loved this special, hope he's working on new stuff!
jim gaffigan is a genius
Oh My goodness! This is so darn funny!
We're having our fourth in 9 weeks. What a perfect time to find this bit, it's hilarious!
SO FUNNY!!! I am laughing so loud!
My fav clip. JG you're awesome.
Hilarious! Thanks for the laughs!
The best always! Clean and funny!
Favorite comedian right there
That was HILARIOUS!
Oh God that end part was so good!!
This is hilarious. Going in my fav stand up playlist. I
Now Jim has 5 kids! 5!!! When is he gonna stop???!!! :D
once he starts gaffiganistan
Hopefully he just keeps having them. The world needs more good folks. Especially hilarious ones.
I have 6 siblings which is 7 kids my parents had
Good catholic
No one else in America is having babies. His kids are going to be the only ones paying into Social Security to support the Baby Boomers.
Oh I just love this guy! Not vulgar and over the top.
He's one of the best ever.
LOVE THIS, SO FUNNY........
Dads that pretend to be the worst are actually the best