I've been a huge fan of Jim since the 90's, I remember vividly as a kid laughing my ass off watching, and re watching his specials on Comedy Central. And I stayed a fan of his to this day, he's always been hilarious, but these bits you've uploaded are no doubt the best I've ever heard from him, I'm assuming these are new as I've never heard them.
A woman approached the hotel pool we were swimming and in a panic announced, " I've lost my ring". We searched and I found it. It was a f#$@ing toe ring. She offered to reward me in her room, in front of my wife, her friend from church and her kids. Give me a B. Give me a B. Give me a B. What's that spell? Now take your finger and move it rapidly up and down your lips while saying B,B,B...
I’ve never thumbs downed anything before, but when you stop the video in the middle of a joke, ....it’s enough to put someone with OCD into a tornado of thoughts to come find the person who made this and make them pay for that big, big mistake!
why'd it stop??--- Because EVERYTHING has an end.. We are alive today but tomorrow we maybe dead. If not tomorrow, than the day after that. None of us will get out of this life alive.. this is the sad fact, Welcome to the USA under OBAMA..!!!OBAMA!!!
communistjesus well its clear to the majority of us that you're completely shot. You ramble about some garbage, and then end it off by somehow trying to connect it to Obama.....yet the cycle you're babbling about has been going on since the beginning of time. Your mind must be all over the place
I don't even want to own a pool in my yard unless it's my own personal pool nobody else gets to use. Because then other people want to use it and you know at least some of them go in there filthy, maybe having not done a good job of wiping after their last trip to the bathroom or covered in fetid sweat. Not to mention the people (even adults) who think it's okay to urinate in a pool. And don't get me started on children. Are you going to invite an adult to go in your pool and tell him/her their children aren't allowed?
Love when comedians keep the joke going. What room am I staying in? Lmao
I love when the little kid says it. "I can play AND PEE! This is amazing! What room are you staying in?"
Yeah, when a comedian does that, it's called a tag
@@MrMan-ez4gg What does tag mean in that context?
This guy never fails to make me laugh out loud. Gosh, Gaffigan, how do you do it?
This guy is hilarious! I recently found him -- glad I did!
I also suggest John Pinette, Brian Regan if you haven't seen them. Clean and funny!
go see james veitch (i spelled it wrong)
"What room am I staying at" haha....made me laugh loud in office ;-)
He is now my favourite comedian now... Has anyone here seen HOT POCKETS!!!😅😅😅
"Next thing you know there will be hot pocket hot pockets. It's a hot pocket in a hot pocket. Tastes just like hot pockets! (silence) hot pockets~"
hot poket
there will be water flavered,hot pockets~
Boom diareah pooockeeet
I have.
“What room am I staying in?” 😂
Turns the everyday into comedy gold. Pure genius.
Jim is my favorite comedian
I love comics that do not have to use bad language to be funny! Jim Gaffigan ~ period.
"What room am I staying in??" 😂😂😂😂😂
The kings of talking about mundane subjects for minutes on end: Jim Gaffigan, Jerry Seinfeld.
Gregor Collins and me
I hate Jerry Seinfeld. He's a greedy asshole.
@@michaell.8938 So is Kevin Hart
I HAVEN'T BEEN IN A POOL SINCE THE THIRTIES
IF MY HAIR GETS WET, I'LL MELT
How old are you? What room are you staying in?
"I CAN PLAY AND PEE!!! THIS IS AMAZING!!! What room are you staying in?
I live in Minnesota,
It's only indoor pools up here.
lol so true
+domki366 Not always.
Yeah basically
domki366 Outdoor pools ice skating in winter and swimming in summer.
Open the windows... voila! ICE SKATING!
Gaffigan.....one of the best!
Every time I swim in hotel pool where kids are swimming I hear Jim's voice saying "Yeah, I'm swimming in a toilet."
First time I heard this I was trying to eat a sandwich. Big mistake. I nearly choked. Absolutely hilarious.
I closed my eyes and listened...i hear Ron Burgundy...
Jim is just hilarious!
kids in hotel pools instead are mostly "I can swim AND scream! WEEEEEE!!!!"
aval1998 "ALSO PEE!!!!"
What room are you staying in?
OMG,,,he is so funny! 😂
LOL! I love this guy! My teacher showed me his Hot Pocket video today. Love him! LOL
Room? Probably room 1408. I heard it's great there! In fact, no one ever leaves there! ;P
the bit about above ground pools is hilarious!
heading to the deep end slash middle had me cracking up!
+ed hanshaw Amen
I would love to meet him in person I’m from Toronto ont Canada
I was trying to drink some water and I almost died
Happy New Year!!!! 2017!!!!!
damn i wanted to hear the end of that joke
I've been a huge fan of Jim since the 90's, I remember vividly as a kid laughing my ass off watching, and re watching his specials on Comedy Central. And I stayed a fan of his to this day, he's always been hilarious, but these bits you've uploaded are no doubt the best I've ever heard from him, I'm assuming these are new as I've never heard them.
don't you just love when a video cuts out in the middle of a joke, it's my fav. thumbs down for that.
Yep. If you're gunna post someone else's content it's important to get the posting right!
It's now the year 2018 and I'm still here... it's official, I have no life haha
if i get my hair wet ill melt
What room am I staying in? I have been there hahahaha. He I such a riot
Beautiful edit.
At last , a Comedian for Mensa members!
Yes, we call that the "Dennis Miller Ratio." - Prof. John Frink / The Simpsons
What room are you staying in?
Old lady..."What room am I staying in"😂😂
Not an original thought between the two of you huh?
YourGodsIcon and what room are YOU staying in
If my hair gets wet, I'll melt! That's why I brought my shower cap! ...
What room am I staying in?
what room are you staying at? omg lol!!
13 people forgot what room they were staying in
18 now.
so true!
He said I can play And pee!
And if you actually want to know the room he was staying in............. You guessed it
Hot pocket!
Maybe I'll buy you a drink from the vending machine
lmao yeah whats with the lounge chairs in indoor pools ive always thought that was weird.
Watch out for the tiny brown logs.
my eyes are bleading
Minnesota has ten thousand lakes.
"I hope the Mad Hatter's not in here."
I CAN PLAY AND PEE AT THE SAME TIME!!
Hilarious!
1:09. Got eight bucks in quarters? Got that right at any motel.
my eyes are bleeding
WHAT DOES HE HOPE ABOUT THE MAD HATTER?
I used to love indoor pools, especially at the athletic club, then it's obvious it's just a germ and chemical bowl.
He’s so right about the ‘bucket of bleach’ smell in the lobby of a motel with an Indoor Pool. YUCK.
A woman approached the hotel pool we were swimming and in a panic announced, " I've lost my ring". We searched and I found it. It was a f#$@ing toe ring. She offered to reward me in her room, in front of my wife, her friend from church and her kids. Give me a B. Give me a B. Give me a B. What's that spell? Now take your finger and move it rapidly up and down your lips while saying B,B,B...
Does anyone know why indoor pools have lounge chairs?
Looks like Dave Rubin
The Mad Hatter's what?!
He's a scream !!!!
What room you staying in
What room am I stayin' in? LOL.
What about the Mad Hatter? What is happening with the Mad Hatter?!
Sooo what is the name of the full stand up ?
Mr. Universe.
#swag
Yay a big tolit lets swim in it. Lel
"yeah that dad was a tough one to kill"..
What room am I staying in? Lol XD
anyone else notice that Evian spelled backwards is naive
deep end? the whole above ground pool IS the deep end lol
what room am i staying in?
what special is this from?
Mr. Universe
I’ve never thumbs downed anything before, but when you stop the video in the middle of a joke, ....it’s enough to put someone with OCD into a tornado of thoughts to come find the person who made this and make them pay for that big, big mistake!
Which special is this from
Mr. Universe
Mr.Universe :D
Why do Americans call chlorine 'bleach'?
why'd it stop?
why'd it stop??--- Because EVERYTHING has an end.. We are alive today but tomorrow we maybe dead. If not tomorrow, than the day after that. None of us will get out of this life alive.. this is the sad fact, Welcome to the USA under OBAMA..!!!OBAMA!!!
communistjesus What does Obama have to do with not getting out of this life alive?
Jeez.. all I mean is that there is more to the comedy show but the video cut it off. Like I wanted to hear more cause there is more there.
communistjesus well its clear to the majority of us that you're completely shot. You ramble about some garbage, and then end it off by somehow trying to connect it to Obama.....yet the cycle you're babbling about has been going on since the beginning of time. Your mind must be all over the place
WELCOME TO THE USA UNDER OBAMA.. !!!OBAMA!!!,BABA BOOEY
66 people have peed in the pool. sad, sad people.
Wtf??!!! Where's the video feed!????!!!
I don't even want to own a pool in my yard unless it's my own personal pool nobody else gets to use. Because then other people want to use it and you know at least some of them go in there filthy, maybe having not done a good job of wiping after their last trip to the bathroom or covered in fetid sweat. Not to mention the people (even adults) who think it's okay to urinate in a pool. And don't get me started on children. Are you going to invite an adult to go in your pool and tell him/her their children aren't allowed?
No elegant way to get out of an above ground pool either. If you're like me you go face first, smashing your 4 front teeth through your upper lip!
Push
wow... hahaha.. is there any subject this guy cant make funny?!
death
cook1emonst3r21 lol.. i actually think that is an easy one for him! ;)
Cancerous AIDS-babies
Thought he was funny until he proclaimed friendship with Micheal Moore.
im staying in room go get a LIFE
WE GOT A BADASS OVA HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is NOT a Gaffigan vid. This is a ripoff. Thumbs down
not the most funniest guy in the world or on the block for that matter
What room am i staying in?