Ann Other: I re-watched it. Boy, are you right! I completely missed their reactions, lots of laughter, and his slight pause was for further comic effect. What was wrong with me two months ago? Thanks for pointing it out. I'd delete the first post in shame, but then your reply would be left hanging, so I'll leave mine. Have a great rest of the week and a good weekend.
Venison's dear isn't it is the 4 word joke, and Dwarf Shortage is the 2 word joke, there is a 1 word joke, but it usually splits crowds in half, It's socialism. The best joke since the joke "Plato was a good guy." was a thing.
Carr has used "Venison's dear" since. I live in China, you know, a "Socialist" country, I just wrote this on my blog a few days ago ... "So we just put 100 rmb ($15) on the electricity card (a chipped card), which is then fed into the meter to give yourself credit units of power. Something wasn't right, had 44 units, put 100 on, now have 158. Hour later we get a text message from the State Power Company, "good rains this year, dams full, turbines running at easy capacity so we gave you 15% extra. Not only is State run water, power and gas damn cheap because it rightfully belongs to the people, they don't even make a profit off of you when they can, rather sharing it out. Government's selling of essential public assets that rightfully belong to the people so that private companies can profit from them, is a criminal act as far as I'm concerned". ... Socialism is fine when applied correctly by the correct leaders, it's only when it's applied by cunts to favour the minority that it becomes a problem.
@Shaun Isherwood @RadioactiveSand Sure, OP should have just uploaded the joke about global warming and never let you fuckers see the rest. Then you couldn't use this complaint. Although, I'm sure you would make up a different one.
@@Bai_Su_Zhen Using that same argument, I could take a copy of Hamlet, look in every page till I find the word "parrot", then higlight it and erase the rest of the book, and claim that Shakespeare's work are a guide about ornithology. And also, why not, call "you fuckers" anybody who disagrees with me.
What I really love about him is a fact that he just the jumps from one line to another and all of them are just so funny you cannot stop laughing. He doesn't stick the one topic for too long one sentence or two sentences maximum know long stories. Then he jumps onto a totally different topic it cracks you up even more. I watch a lot of comedy and he is the only one who actually does it in this style and manner and I absolutely love it but I wish to see him one day performing live😊😊😊😎😍
I find Jimmy hard to appreciate because his jokes are 80% one liners and just seem so quickly made up, but I like him and end up watching his stuff because here and there he makes me really laugh.
That's mainly the case in these short appearances. When he does longer gigs (I went to one of them on his tour, two hours or so with a break half way through) there are longer jokes and subjects as well
Jimmy's style of comedy is very different than the current trend, he talks about this in recent interviews. Current comedy is all about being relatable, narrative, observational, and weaving in some throwbacks. Crafting many jokes isn't really as much of a thing, it's about crafting a set that has one large payoff.
Will White he's a talented comedian, theres no doubt about that but people should know that a lot of his jokes are writen for him by others. One example is Frankie Boyle used to write jokes for Jimmy.
Only if you're not comfortable with listening to material involving incest and non-stop sexual stories. Personally my brother and I have a blast when going to Jimmy Carr gigs every year or so - it's just a matter of opinion.
So all that "on the inhale" is rhetoric....? Or you talking that full glotal choke..? Face it, Sean, and yeah Li'iL Jon, have this fkr in near constant tears..!
So, the joke about his wife smoking after sex. I first read this joke in penthouse magazine when I was 13 years old. My guess is that joke was ancient before I was born. I’m 55
She said "NO!" I said "That's the spirit."
Kills me every time.
Hahaha
Ironic cause your Jewish .
Abdenacer Fodil, you’re*
Reminds me of the old: "9 of 10 people enjoy group rape"
My favorite is "So I asked my girl for anal and she said fuck that shit!" I said "That's the spirit"
*1 - insert joke*
*2- exhale lightly: hä ha hä*
Don't you mean inhale, because Jimmy's laugh is inhaling instead of exhaling like everyone else...
Inhale
It's crazy how those letters makes sense
@@MusicValency If you have enough of them, they make dollars.
"What's missing from their lives??? You." Savage.
Blake Marsee: I wonder if the long pause before he added that was for them to "get it" on their own...they didn't seem to. I did. Savage!
They showed people in the audience getting the joke
Ann Other: I re-watched it. Boy, are you right! I completely missed their reactions, lots of laughter, and his slight pause was for further comic effect. What was wrong with me two months ago? Thanks for pointing it out. I'd delete the first post in shame, but then your reply would be left hanging, so I'll leave mine.
Have a great rest of the week and a good weekend.
@@jilliansmith7123 no worries jillian
The dude in th audience rocks for his attitude.
i love how the audience are just perplexed on how to react to his jokes hahahah the ones who are laughing are cleary having a clear conscious
Jimmy Carr is the best when he is the worst!!! LOL
yeah no shit you dumb fuck
simplesquare1 alright sweetheart calm down
@@ловушказвезда you scouse?
BIG RON nah bud
I like how he jumps from joke to joke. Not long stories. Hes 👍. I laugh
He tries to make them as short as he possibly can, his shortest jokes are well known:
"Dwarf shortage" and "Venison's dear"
Venison's dear isn't it is the 4 word joke, and Dwarf Shortage is the 2 word joke, there is a 1 word joke, but it usually splits crowds in half, It's socialism. The best joke since the joke "Plato was a good guy." was a thing.
Carr has used "Venison's dear" since.
I live in China, you know, a "Socialist" country, I just wrote this on my blog a few days ago ...
"So we just put 100 rmb ($15) on the electricity card (a chipped card), which is then fed into the meter to give yourself credit units of power.
Something wasn't right, had 44 units, put 100 on, now have 158.
Hour later we get a text message from the State Power Company, "good rains this year, dams full, turbines running at easy capacity so we gave you 15% extra.
Not only is State run water, power and gas damn cheap because it rightfully belongs to the people, they don't even make a profit off of you when they can, rather sharing it out.
Government's selling of essential public assets that rightfully belong to the people so that private companies can profit from them, is a criminal act as far as I'm concerned".
... Socialism is fine when applied correctly by the correct leaders, it's only when it's applied by cunts to favour the minority that it becomes a problem.
It annoys me
that smoke joke was brilliant
Same with the one about him being insecure about one testicle being bigger than the other two.
I didn't get that.
sex friction
Didn't get it
just man with thick cock understand that
When he says “Al Qaeda” ; he looks straight back at Dinesh..
"..." That is the face.
*Dinesh
Danish?
Dinesh is a Hindu name actually
Hahaha was just gonna comment the same thing. He was gonna say something but then thought better of it.
This wasn't about global warming.
It was better
0:30
@@nicot9305 He mentioned, but it wasn't about it.
@Shaun Isherwood @RadioactiveSand Sure, OP should have just uploaded the joke about global warming and never let you fuckers see the rest. Then you couldn't use this complaint. Although, I'm sure you would make up a different one.
@@Bai_Su_Zhen Using that same argument, I could take a copy of Hamlet, look in every page till I find the word "parrot", then higlight it and erase the rest of the book, and claim that Shakespeare's work are a guide about ornithology. And also, why not, call "you fuckers" anybody who disagrees with me.
That angelic face cannot prepare you for the devilish content to be served. Bon Appétit.
What I really love about him is a fact that he just the jumps from one line to another and all of them are just so funny you cannot stop laughing. He doesn't stick the one topic for too long one sentence or two sentences maximum know long stories. Then he jumps onto a totally different topic it cracks you up even more. I watch a lot of comedy and he is the only one who actually does it in this style and manner and I absolutely love it but I wish to see him one day performing live😊😊😊😎😍
I am a big Jimmy fan and I hadn't heard a lot of them before (especially the starting part)
ok
It is not ok, nothing is ok
GruntyMcHunchy
You are definitely not OK
He writes most of his content up brotha
I've heard some of these oneliners at his other shows, but the way he presents it makes me feel like it's new
I find Jimmy hard to appreciate because his jokes are 80% one liners and just seem so quickly made up, but I like him and end up watching his stuff because here and there he makes me really laugh.
That's mainly the case in these short appearances. When he does longer gigs (I went to one of them on his tour, two hours or so with a break half way through) there are longer jokes and subjects as well
Jimmy's style of comedy is very different than the current trend, he talks about this in recent interviews.
Current comedy is all about being relatable, narrative, observational, and weaving in some throwbacks.
Crafting many jokes isn't really as much of a thing, it's about crafting a set that has one large payoff.
You find it hard to appreciate him---------> he makes you really laugh. ?
The OP made no such comment, but thanks for your opinion.
Will White he's a talented comedian, theres no doubt about that but people should know that a lot of his jokes are writen for him by others. One example is Frankie Boyle used to write jokes for Jimmy.
when you're so lost in the stand up that you completely forget the title and then you see it again when the video is over and you're like WHA DA HEK?
Jimmy's the best just gets a bit awkward if you watch him with someone. Word of advice, never have family around when you do so
Only if you're not comfortable with listening to material involving incest and non-stop sexual stories. Personally my brother and I have a blast when going to Jimmy Carr gigs every year or so - it's just a matter of opinion.
sam neale You get a thumbs up from me!
Really depends on your family, my and my mum love him
Go drink A Glass of Freshly Squeezed Ass Juice
My dad loves Jimmy :)
"pull my finger" 10/10 bloody love it haha
is jimmy carr's laugh real?
cause if it is it's amazing.
Nocturnal Pyro It's not. Occasionally someone will make him genuinely laugh. Sean Locke has done it on several occasions.
smoog i see
So all that "on the inhale" is rhetoric....?
Or you talking that full glotal choke..?
Face it, Sean, and yeah Li'iL Jon, have this fkr in near constant tears..!
I knew someone with the same exact laugh.
Tell em
Finally, a stand-up routine comprised mostly of one-liners.
His laugh is the best joke haha
Jimmy Carr’s laugh just takes you off guard when you first hear it.
no one got the smoking after sex joke, that was pure gold
6:09 He says "I've been Jimmy Carr"....as if he is going on to become someone else?
And r/jokes subreddit survives using his one-liners
'Pull my finger' - brilliant
Me and my sister watched this show. We never treated each other the same again
That smoke joke went over my head for a second then I realize :D
Wow a stand up comedian who actually tells jokes!! Very funny. Love jimmy carr
5:52 has got to be one of my favorite jokes of all time, lmaoooaoaoaoaoaooaaoaoo
OMG friggin hilarious stuff
Kinda highlights the real issues.
Which is the point.
Wow Bucky never knew you like british comedians.
F in chats for the guy at 5:49
Who else thinks he looks like roger federer
He even called himself a down syndrome Roger Federer
Young Nixon.
Cheese cake Roger Federer is his mum
Cheese cake he has Ian Somerhalder and Cara Delevingne's vibes
He does
That fine "love-sick" joke went over their heads, I think.
Not many laughs as others shows I've seen. Still worth watching 10/10.
One of Jimmy´s best. All his gigs are good.
My Favorite Comedian!
I think that guy with the afro near Dinesh looks a bit like David Luiz:)
Jimmy Carr is hilarious 😂😅
Best comedian of this decade.
Milton Waddams woah. That's a B O L D statement.
Yes. And subjective.
Frankie Boyle?
Milton Waddams Frankie Boyle, Louie CK, Bill Burr, Ricky Gervais, Jim Jefferies, Dave Chappelle?
Louis CK, Chappelle are right up there...CK is possibly better. Gervais though, really?
You can hear the Dutch East India company talking about Indian people in his voice. It's like a time capsule. DInesh.
Hahaa do you want to do a rape fantasy. She said no i said thats the spirit. Never laughed so hard lol
I've been listening him all day i love him !
Embarrassed to say that I had never heard of him until now. The guy's brilliant!
I believe his intro bit was garry shandling, rest his soul.
I don't know Roger Federer has got side job
I'll be honest i had no recollection of this dude. Until, he laughed. Then i remembered him.
what's missing from their lives? classic. one funny dude.
This guys is hysterical! 👍🏻
woman at the back 2:32 is stunning
Good eye...
The last one is sooo funny 😂
Jimmy Carr is one of the few comedians that can say the most horrible things with that straight face...
Huge fan here.
Cheers from Brazil.
I thought this was going to be a video of Jimmy Carr but turns out it was Jimmmy Caarr
1:07 who thought of Lucifer Morningstar with that one
the religion jokes really don't go down as well over the pond, ey :D
Not as well as your priest?
What a disgraceful audience,, Jimmy is absolutely brilliant saw him 3 times and laughed so much,, great work by a great stand up,, which is a hard job
Ladies are you easy to live with ? Audience yeaaaaaahhhh
All the men silent until they got a slap 👋😂
Don't mean to start a riot but: I think this guy is the closest thing we have the Rodney Dangerfield today.
I don’t have a clue who you’re talking about
sam neale before your time youngin'
B Dynm haha I’m 25 but okay ☺️
That wasn't an insult
Ever watched the episode of the simpsons where mr burns son comes along. just think of him.
His transitions are really quick
so good.
My girlfriend used to smoke after sex, so we decided to use lubricant.
HAHAHAHAAH
Great stuff!
he did that in Montreal lmao
8 out of 10 cats. The best:)
Can you imagine Jimmy Carr and Ricky Gervais stand up....... I think that might be funniest thing in the world...
No need to imagine it. They both actually do it. It's their job.
Simply a legend.
I love his laugh
This guy was a virgin until 26.
What ??
Bill burr was 27. I'm pretty sure I didn't make that up.
Brilliant!
come on life's for living
This was mostly recycled jokes but he did it in a way that they were hilarious.
Hahahahaha! Brilliant
By day he's a comidean
By night he's a that Minecraft guy who's a cat
"I understood that reference"
Just when u thought.... Shit can't get more offensive...
Jimmy.- hold my beer..
👌
Hahaha I need friends like him
I like to see how descriptive the video's title is
Jimmy carr is the most savage comedian ever😂
I would'nt go THAT far! But he IS bloody good.
that is so good
Now I know where SMS/Whatsapp jokes comes from....Jimmy Carr is the head writer
Educative comedian haha .. start bad but finished awesome
His opening “ you sound happier” was taken from Jim Jeffries....in his defence it does sound like he has writers with all his one liners.
I'd like to take this opportunity to thank my wife, and my girlfriend whom I really love............
This type of "comedy" should be R-rated!!!!!!!!!
Hilarious
I'm a little disturbed that I knew the answer to "What do you do for a living?" before Dinesh of Montreal even said anything.
Lol this guy is savage
Dad needs that shits hilarious
Do something on Indians we got content 🦄 🤣
Hands up to Jimmy Carr for having the balls to make an Al Qaeda joke!
Was he speaking slower than he usually does? It feels like that to me somehow.
Vignesh Ramani he does it for americans so they can understand and follow the jokes easier.
Jack Lewiee - but this is in Canada...
Don't bother thinga...Jack doesn't really give a crap where this is, he just wants to bash Americans.
ddebenedictis - ah. let's not let facts get in the way of a good put down.
does the speed really matter to you?
Lmao.become a Catholic priest and ha e them here
Those were some fine jokes about global warming.
The sign says 'JIMMMY CAARR'
The way we do it.
David Hogg is gonna become a witty British comedian when he grows up!
nothin man I just chill = illegal immigrant
Yep.
Or more commonly known as a P@k!
@@ashleelmb No shit!
@@ashleelmb but he's Indian. Dinesh is an Indian name
@@absolutebollocks2258 All the fuckin same to me
so tame for jimmy... 😂😂
So, the joke about his wife smoking after sex. I first read this joke in penthouse magazine when I was 13 years old. My guess is that joke was ancient before I was born. I’m 55
so much more relaxed when younger
It's like watching his normal videos at 0.75x