Jimmy Carr - Global Warming

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  • @thejew1789
    @thejew1789 5 років тому +706

    She said "NO!" I said "That's the spirit."
    Kills me every time.

    • @IrenaDeacon
      @IrenaDeacon 5 років тому +2

      Hahaha

    • @abdenacerfodil2546
      @abdenacerfodil2546 5 років тому +2

      Ironic cause your Jewish .

    • @crown470
      @crown470 5 років тому +3

      Abdenacer Fodil, you’re*

    • @TBFSJjunior
      @TBFSJjunior 5 років тому +6

      Reminds me of the old: "9 of 10 people enjoy group rape"

    • @Dillinger86
      @Dillinger86 5 років тому +6

      My favorite is "So I asked my girl for anal and she said fuck that shit!" I said "That's the spirit"

  • @rogeriorento9730
    @rogeriorento9730 5 років тому +269

    *1 - insert joke*
    *2- exhale lightly: hä ha hä*

    • @livedandletdie
      @livedandletdie 5 років тому +20

      Don't you mean inhale, because Jimmy's laugh is inhaling instead of exhaling like everyone else...

    • @un_ikko8953
      @un_ikko8953 5 років тому +3

      Inhale

    • @MusicValency
      @MusicValency 5 років тому +4

      It's crazy how those letters makes sense

    • @----.__
      @----.__ 5 років тому

      @@MusicValency If you have enough of them, they make dollars.

  • @blakemarsee4801
    @blakemarsee4801 6 років тому +275

    "What's missing from their lives??? You." Savage.

    • @jilliansmith7123
      @jilliansmith7123 5 років тому +2

      Blake Marsee: I wonder if the long pause before he added that was for them to "get it" on their own...they didn't seem to. I did. Savage!

    • @annother3350
      @annother3350 5 років тому +1

      They showed people in the audience getting the joke

    • @jilliansmith7123
      @jilliansmith7123 5 років тому +1

      Ann Other: I re-watched it. Boy, are you right! I completely missed their reactions, lots of laughter, and his slight pause was for further comic effect. What was wrong with me two months ago? Thanks for pointing it out. I'd delete the first post in shame, but then your reply would be left hanging, so I'll leave mine.
      Have a great rest of the week and a good weekend.

    • @annother3350
      @annother3350 5 років тому +1

      @@jilliansmith7123 no worries jillian

  • @earthman4222
    @earthman4222 5 років тому +26

    The dude in th audience rocks for his attitude.

  • @21isTuAN
    @21isTuAN 6 років тому +185

    i love how the audience are just perplexed on how to react to his jokes hahahah the ones who are laughing are cleary having a clear conscious

  • @KuroiHato69
    @KuroiHato69 6 років тому +873

    Jimmy Carr is the best when he is the worst!!! LOL

  • @provpaulie
    @provpaulie 6 років тому +485

    I like how he jumps from joke to joke. Not long stories. Hes 👍. I laugh

    • @markmark5269
      @markmark5269 5 років тому +6

      He tries to make them as short as he possibly can, his shortest jokes are well known:
      "Dwarf shortage" and "Venison's dear"

    • @livedandletdie
      @livedandletdie 5 років тому

      Venison's dear isn't it is the 4 word joke, and Dwarf Shortage is the 2 word joke, there is a 1 word joke, but it usually splits crowds in half, It's socialism. The best joke since the joke "Plato was a good guy." was a thing.

    • @markmark5269
      @markmark5269 5 років тому +1

      Carr has used "Venison's dear" since.
      I live in China, you know, a "Socialist" country, I just wrote this on my blog a few days ago ...
      "So we just put 100 rmb ($15) on the electricity card (a chipped card), which is then fed into the meter to give yourself credit units of power.
      Something wasn't right, had 44 units, put 100 on, now have 158.
      Hour later we get a text message from the State Power Company, "good rains this year, dams full, turbines running at easy capacity so we gave you 15% extra.
      Not only is State run water, power and gas damn cheap because it rightfully belongs to the people, they don't even make a profit off of you when they can, rather sharing it out.
      Government's selling of essential public assets that rightfully belong to the people so that private companies can profit from them, is a criminal act as far as I'm concerned".
      ... Socialism is fine when applied correctly by the correct leaders, it's only when it's applied by cunts to favour the minority that it becomes a problem.

    • @DustyTomahawk
      @DustyTomahawk 5 років тому

      It annoys me

  • @Flamma-theSyrian
    @Flamma-theSyrian 6 років тому +653

    that smoke joke was brilliant

  • @motey1829
    @motey1829 6 років тому +1009

    When he says “Al Qaeda” ; he looks straight back at Dinesh..

    • @DevilsInferno1
      @DevilsInferno1 6 років тому +19

      "..." That is the face.

    • @MrMedic-qc1ff
      @MrMedic-qc1ff 6 років тому +9

      *Dinesh

    • @KaeYoss
      @KaeYoss 6 років тому +2

      Danish?

    • @gnostic4
      @gnostic4 6 років тому +35

      Dinesh is a Hindu name actually

    • @SA77888
      @SA77888 6 років тому +4

      Hahaha was just gonna comment the same thing. He was gonna say something but then thought better of it.

  • @ShaunLovesMaths
    @ShaunLovesMaths 6 років тому +1602

    This wasn't about global warming.

    • @RED_XMAS
      @RED_XMAS 6 років тому +33

      It was better

    • @micahtritscher951
      @micahtritscher951 6 років тому +14

      0:30

    • @RadioactiveSand
      @RadioactiveSand 5 років тому +11

      @@nicot9305 He mentioned, but it wasn't about it.

    • @Bai_Su_Zhen
      @Bai_Su_Zhen 5 років тому +4

      @Shaun Isherwood @RadioactiveSand Sure, OP should have just uploaded the joke about global warming and never let you fuckers see the rest. Then you couldn't use this complaint. Although, I'm sure you would make up a different one.

    • @RadioactiveSand
      @RadioactiveSand 5 років тому +13

      @@Bai_Su_Zhen Using that same argument, I could take a copy of Hamlet, look in every page till I find the word "parrot", then higlight it and erase the rest of the book, and claim that Shakespeare's work are a guide about ornithology. And also, why not, call "you fuckers" anybody who disagrees with me.

  • @carrrexx7190
    @carrrexx7190 5 років тому +43

    That angelic face cannot prepare you for the devilish content to be served. Bon Appétit.

  • @IrenaDeacon
    @IrenaDeacon 5 років тому +5

    What I really love about him is a fact that he just the jumps from one line to another and all of them are just so funny you cannot stop laughing. He doesn't stick the one topic for too long one sentence or two sentences maximum know long stories. Then he jumps onto a totally different topic it cracks you up even more. I watch a lot of comedy and he is the only one who actually does it in this style and manner and I absolutely love it but I wish to see him one day performing live😊😊😊😎😍

  • @dismissing
    @dismissing 6 років тому +112

    I am a big Jimmy fan and I hadn't heard a lot of them before (especially the starting part)

  • @borisbrian2565
    @borisbrian2565 4 роки тому +2

    I've heard some of these oneliners at his other shows, but the way he presents it makes me feel like it's new

  • @Getthenderson
    @Getthenderson 6 років тому +452

    I find Jimmy hard to appreciate because his jokes are 80% one liners and just seem so quickly made up, but I like him and end up watching his stuff because here and there he makes me really laugh.

    • @Jayyyjy
      @Jayyyjy 6 років тому +50

      That's mainly the case in these short appearances. When he does longer gigs (I went to one of them on his tour, two hours or so with a break half way through) there are longer jokes and subjects as well

    • @randomnessocity
      @randomnessocity 6 років тому +36

      Jimmy's style of comedy is very different than the current trend, he talks about this in recent interviews.
      Current comedy is all about being relatable, narrative, observational, and weaving in some throwbacks.
      Crafting many jokes isn't really as much of a thing, it's about crafting a set that has one large payoff.

    • @collectorduck9061
      @collectorduck9061 6 років тому +12

      You find it hard to appreciate him---------> he makes you really laugh. ?

    • @collectorduck9061
      @collectorduck9061 6 років тому

      The OP made no such comment, but thanks for your opinion.

    • @chilcottjack29
      @chilcottjack29 6 років тому +1

      Will White he's a talented comedian, theres no doubt about that but people should know that a lot of his jokes are writen for him by others. One example is Frankie Boyle used to write jokes for Jimmy.

  • @theodorul4085
    @theodorul4085 5 років тому +9

    when you're so lost in the stand up that you completely forget the title and then you see it again when the video is over and you're like WHA DA HEK?

  • @phoenicianknight7801
    @phoenicianknight7801 6 років тому +551

    Jimmy's the best just gets a bit awkward if you watch him with someone. Word of advice, never have family around when you do so

    • @Terrum
      @Terrum 6 років тому +15

      Only if you're not comfortable with listening to material involving incest and non-stop sexual stories. Personally my brother and I have a blast when going to Jimmy Carr gigs every year or so - it's just a matter of opinion.

    • @Terrum
      @Terrum 6 років тому +6

      sam neale You get a thumbs up from me!

    • @kanejarrett1671
      @kanejarrett1671 6 років тому +1

      Really depends on your family, my and my mum love him

    • @kanejarrett1671
      @kanejarrett1671 6 років тому

      Go drink A Glass of Freshly Squeezed Ass Juice

    • @teenagesatanworship
      @teenagesatanworship 6 років тому +2

      My dad loves Jimmy :)

  • @rafahwdp2798
    @rafahwdp2798 6 років тому +1

    "pull my finger" 10/10 bloody love it haha

  • @NocturnalPyro
    @NocturnalPyro 6 років тому +133

    is jimmy carr's laugh real?
    cause if it is it's amazing.

    • @smoog
      @smoog 6 років тому +11

      Nocturnal Pyro It's not. Occasionally someone will make him genuinely laugh. Sean Locke has done it on several occasions.

    • @NocturnalPyro
      @NocturnalPyro 6 років тому

      smoog i see

    • @sed8me69
      @sed8me69 6 років тому +4

      So all that "on the inhale" is rhetoric....?
      Or you talking that full glotal choke..?
      Face it, Sean, and yeah Li'iL Jon, have this fkr in near constant tears..!

    • @crown470
      @crown470 5 років тому

      I knew someone with the same exact laugh.

    • @frce8261
      @frce8261 5 років тому

      Tell em

  • @timothygiese6726
    @timothygiese6726 5 років тому +1

    Finally, a stand-up routine comprised mostly of one-liners.

  • @TheWebaa
    @TheWebaa 6 років тому +41

    His laugh is the best joke haha

  • @Hekkle01
    @Hekkle01 6 років тому +3

    Jimmy Carr’s laugh just takes you off guard when you first hear it.

  • @chad3558
    @chad3558 4 роки тому +2

    no one got the smoking after sex joke, that was pure gold

  • @jennifer86010
    @jennifer86010 5 років тому +5

    6:09 He says "I've been Jimmy Carr"....as if he is going on to become someone else?

  • @மணிகண்டன்ஆறுமுகம்

    And r/jokes subreddit survives using his one-liners

  • @thesprawl2361
    @thesprawl2361 6 років тому +4

    'Pull my finger' - brilliant

  • @patzchan1900
    @patzchan1900 6 років тому +1

    Me and my sister watched this show. We never treated each other the same again

  • @quatron9561
    @quatron9561 2 роки тому

    That smoke joke went over my head for a second then I realize :D

  • @freebee8221
    @freebee8221 6 років тому +1

    Wow a stand up comedian who actually tells jokes!! Very funny. Love jimmy carr

  • @Yoyoman835
    @Yoyoman835 5 років тому +1

    5:52 has got to be one of my favorite jokes of all time, lmaoooaoaoaoaoaooaaoaoo

  • @buckybarnes3803
    @buckybarnes3803 6 років тому +319

    OMG friggin hilarious stuff

    • @乙-f1s
      @乙-f1s 6 років тому +2

      Kinda highlights the real issues.
      Which is the point.

    • @henri6948
      @henri6948 6 років тому

      Wow Bucky never knew you like british comedians.

  • @Lord_David.
    @Lord_David. 5 років тому +6

    F in chats for the guy at 5:49

  • @cheesecake2631
    @cheesecake2631 6 років тому +407

    Who else thinks he looks like roger federer

    • @Mark-in5cb
      @Mark-in5cb 6 років тому +112

      He even called himself a down syndrome Roger Federer

    • @Duhya
      @Duhya 6 років тому +9

      Young Nixon.

    • @KaeYoss
      @KaeYoss 6 років тому +5

      Cheese cake Roger Federer is his mum

    • @diegopisfil614
      @diegopisfil614 6 років тому

      Cheese cake he has Ian Somerhalder and Cara Delevingne's vibes

    • @sub2willne52
      @sub2willne52 6 років тому

      He does

  • @YaoEspirito
    @YaoEspirito 5 років тому +5

    That fine "love-sick" joke went over their heads, I think.

  • @CyberMedic449
    @CyberMedic449 5 років тому

    Not many laughs as others shows I've seen. Still worth watching 10/10.

  • @callroland
    @callroland 6 років тому +2

    One of Jimmy´s best. All his gigs are good.

  • @aidenw207
    @aidenw207 6 років тому +4

    My Favorite Comedian!

  • @strke69
    @strke69 6 років тому +4

    I think that guy with the afro near Dinesh looks a bit like David Luiz:)

  • @rain8a
    @rain8a 5 років тому +4

    Jimmy Carr is hilarious 😂😅

  • @infiltr80r
    @infiltr80r 6 років тому +80

    Best comedian of this decade.

    • @MMCLLC7
      @MMCLLC7 6 років тому +4

      Milton Waddams woah. That's a B O L D statement.

    • @infiltr80r
      @infiltr80r 6 років тому +6

      Yes. And subjective.

    • @SamShortzYT
      @SamShortzYT 6 років тому

      Frankie Boyle?

    • @christopherrembert6356
      @christopherrembert6356 6 років тому +2

      Milton Waddams Frankie Boyle, Louie CK, Bill Burr, Ricky Gervais, Jim Jefferies, Dave Chappelle?

    • @infiltr80r
      @infiltr80r 6 років тому +3

      Louis CK, Chappelle are right up there...CK is possibly better. Gervais though, really?

  • @spencerlam9361
    @spencerlam9361 6 років тому +3

    You can hear the Dutch East India company talking about Indian people in his voice. It's like a time capsule. DInesh.

  • @jonnyBB3B
    @jonnyBB3B 6 років тому +91

    Hahaa do you want to do a rape fantasy. She said no i said thats the spirit. Never laughed so hard lol

  • @kevinwaag9976
    @kevinwaag9976 5 років тому

    I've been listening him all day i love him !

  • @shivam.maharshi
    @shivam.maharshi 5 років тому +1

    Embarrassed to say that I had never heard of him until now. The guy's brilliant!

  • @igu35s
    @igu35s 6 років тому +5

    I believe his intro bit was garry shandling, rest his soul.

  • @EriAirlangga
    @EriAirlangga 5 років тому +8

    I don't know Roger Federer has got side job

  • @jocomfiresin6982
    @jocomfiresin6982 6 років тому

    I'll be honest i had no recollection of this dude. Until, he laughed. Then i remembered him.

  • @bryanmannoia8410
    @bryanmannoia8410 6 років тому +3

    what's missing from their lives? classic. one funny dude.

  • @WalterBlomquist
    @WalterBlomquist 5 років тому

    This guys is hysterical! 👍🏻

  • @alejandrob6761
    @alejandrob6761 5 років тому +1

    woman at the back 2:32 is stunning

  • @Kusanagi7618
    @Kusanagi7618 6 років тому

    The last one is sooo funny 😂

  • @DIZAZZO
    @DIZAZZO 5 років тому +2

    Jimmy Carr is one of the few comedians that can say the most horrible things with that straight face...
    Huge fan here.
    Cheers from Brazil.

  • @TomCastellani
    @TomCastellani 5 років тому

    I thought this was going to be a video of Jimmy Carr but turns out it was Jimmmy Caarr

  • @kamaljohnson2200
    @kamaljohnson2200 5 років тому +2

    1:07 who thought of Lucifer Morningstar with that one

  • @JacobScott0000
    @JacobScott0000 6 років тому +29

    the religion jokes really don't go down as well over the pond, ey :D

    • @carrrexx7190
      @carrrexx7190 5 років тому +13

      Not as well as your priest?

  • @jackj.l0084
    @jackj.l0084 6 років тому +13

    What a disgraceful audience,, Jimmy is absolutely brilliant saw him 3 times and laughed so much,, great work by a great stand up,, which is a hard job

  • @Mog435
    @Mog435 5 років тому

    Ladies are you easy to live with ? Audience yeaaaaaahhhh
    All the men silent until they got a slap 👋😂

  • @googlselzmiyinfo9040
    @googlselzmiyinfo9040 6 років тому +43

    Don't mean to start a riot but: I think this guy is the closest thing we have the Rodney Dangerfield today.

    • @samn6498
      @samn6498 6 років тому +1

      I don’t have a clue who you’re talking about

    • @googlselzmiyinfo9040
      @googlselzmiyinfo9040 6 років тому +5

      sam neale before your time youngin'

    • @samn6498
      @samn6498 6 років тому

      B Dynm haha I’m 25 but okay ☺️

    • @googlselzmiyinfo9040
      @googlselzmiyinfo9040 6 років тому +3

      That wasn't an insult

    • @thehodge168
      @thehodge168 6 років тому +2

      Ever watched the episode of the simpsons where mr burns son comes along. just think of him.

  • @kingfckncole9340
    @kingfckncole9340 6 років тому +2

    His transitions are really quick

  • @coreywilson5413
    @coreywilson5413 5 років тому

    so good.

  • @ankhdrassil
    @ankhdrassil 5 років тому +3

    My girlfriend used to smoke after sex, so we decided to use lubricant.
    HAHAHAHAAH

  • @nicot9305
    @nicot9305 6 років тому

    Great stuff!

  • @sheikhsamee
    @sheikhsamee 6 років тому +1

    he did that in Montreal lmao

  • @peterribolli8300
    @peterribolli8300 5 років тому

    8 out of 10 cats. The best:)

  • @BlindGuardianCz
    @BlindGuardianCz 6 років тому +5

    Can you imagine Jimmy Carr and Ricky Gervais stand up....... I think that might be funniest thing in the world...

    • @Revelian1982
      @Revelian1982 6 років тому

      No need to imagine it. They both actually do it. It's their job.

  • @Cafe-O-Milk
    @Cafe-O-Milk 6 років тому

    Simply a legend.

  • @janeroblox7334
    @janeroblox7334 6 років тому

    I love his laugh

  • @1tonofclay
    @1tonofclay 5 років тому +9

    This guy was a virgin until 26.

  • @TheChrismsanchez1
    @TheChrismsanchez1 5 років тому

    Brilliant!

  • @mtrps_
    @mtrps_ 6 років тому +7

    come on life's for living

  • @nicholasjohnson3542
    @nicholasjohnson3542 6 років тому +1

    This was mostly recycled jokes but he did it in a way that they were hilarious.

  • @zombiemastahlive
    @zombiemastahlive 6 років тому +2

    Hahahahaha! Brilliant

  • @samueljones6332
    @samueljones6332 6 років тому +3

    By day he's a comidean
    By night he's a that Minecraft guy who's a cat

    • @RealFemale69
      @RealFemale69 5 років тому

      "I understood that reference"

  • @sidyadav7157
    @sidyadav7157 5 років тому

    Just when u thought.... Shit can't get more offensive...
    Jimmy.- hold my beer..
    👌

  • @dumalun8388
    @dumalun8388 4 роки тому

    Hahaha I need friends like him

  • @pedrocamara9088
    @pedrocamara9088 6 років тому

    I like to see how descriptive the video's title is

  • @jefferyguillen4848
    @jefferyguillen4848 6 років тому

    Jimmy carr is the most savage comedian ever😂

    • @1wannabee1
      @1wannabee1 6 років тому

      I would'nt go THAT far! But he IS bloody good.

  • @rosscardenas6636
    @rosscardenas6636 5 років тому

    that is so good

  • @varunsingh6772
    @varunsingh6772 5 років тому

    Now I know where SMS/Whatsapp jokes comes from....Jimmy Carr is the head writer

  • @soukainael6635
    @soukainael6635 6 років тому

    Educative comedian haha .. start bad but finished awesome

  • @jonpierson8364
    @jonpierson8364 6 років тому

    His opening “ you sound happier” was taken from Jim Jeffries....in his defence it does sound like he has writers with all his one liners.

  • @acethefiredragon8525
    @acethefiredragon8525 6 років тому

    I'd like to take this opportunity to thank my wife, and my girlfriend whom I really love............

  • @debowiec3
    @debowiec3 6 років тому

    This type of "comedy" should be R-rated!!!!!!!!!

  • @peruface
    @peruface 6 років тому +14

    Hilarious

  • @slobodanreka1088
    @slobodanreka1088 6 років тому +3

    I'm a little disturbed that I knew the answer to "What do you do for a living?" before Dinesh of Montreal even said anything.

  • @alcazar123456
    @alcazar123456 5 років тому +1

    Lol this guy is savage

  • @vitocorleone1462
    @vitocorleone1462 6 років тому

    Dad needs that shits hilarious

  • @palash4789
    @palash4789 5 років тому +7

    Do something on Indians we got content 🦄 🤣

  • @norrielcelario5374
    @norrielcelario5374 6 років тому +1

    Hands up to Jimmy Carr for having the balls to make an Al Qaeda joke!

  • @VigneshVR
    @VigneshVR 6 років тому +54

    Was he speaking slower than he usually does? It feels like that to me somehow.

    • @leveluplew8355
      @leveluplew8355 6 років тому +32

      Vignesh Ramani he does it for americans so they can understand and follow the jokes easier.

    • @thingamajacky
      @thingamajacky 6 років тому +4

      Jack Lewiee - but this is in Canada...

    • @ddebenedictis
      @ddebenedictis 6 років тому +7

      Don't bother thinga...Jack doesn't really give a crap where this is, he just wants to bash Americans.

    • @thingamajacky
      @thingamajacky 6 років тому

      ddebenedictis - ah. let's not let facts get in the way of a good put down.

    • @dmgunmaster
      @dmgunmaster 6 років тому

      does the speed really matter to you?

  • @rajacali5925
    @rajacali5925 6 років тому +58

    Lmao.become a Catholic priest and ha e them here

  • @MasterShakeXYZ
    @MasterShakeXYZ 6 років тому +2

    Those were some fine jokes about global warming.

  • @kennethsmith383
    @kennethsmith383 6 років тому +1

    The sign says 'JIMMMY CAARR'

  • @DeadPool-dp8zk
    @DeadPool-dp8zk 5 років тому

    The way we do it.

  • @wankstankonia
    @wankstankonia 6 років тому

    David Hogg is gonna become a witty British comedian when he grows up!

  • @josephsylwestrzak8037
    @josephsylwestrzak8037 6 років тому +25

    nothin man I just chill = illegal immigrant

  • @bubblegum2445
    @bubblegum2445 6 років тому

    so tame for jimmy... 😂😂

  • @Boomer715
    @Boomer715 5 років тому +1

    So, the joke about his wife smoking after sex. I first read this joke in penthouse magazine when I was 13 years old. My guess is that joke was ancient before I was born. I’m 55

  • @luisvega666
    @luisvega666 5 років тому

    so much more relaxed when younger

  • @tiwari_9010
    @tiwari_9010 4 роки тому

    It's like watching his normal videos at 0.75x