"Sorry If I Crossed The Line There" | Jimmy Carr's Best Insults | 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown

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  • Опубліковано 30 вер 2024
  • Watch the new series of 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown every Friday at 9pm on Channel 4
    Check out Jimmy Carr's best insults from 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown - part 1!
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  • @paranoidandroid447
    @paranoidandroid447 2 роки тому +1448

    the "i don't think that's any of your business" line by peter is probably the funniest thing i have ever witnessed. so simple, but so perfect. and jimmy's reaction to it is brilliant too

    • @Ironsmiler
      @Ironsmiler 2 роки тому +90

      He crossed the line. Peter was right to pull him up about it.

    • @emersonthomas7201
      @emersonthomas7201 2 роки тому +18

      I also like how in being the host of countdown, Jimmy's business is well... word games

    • @MattyB-ee
      @MattyB-ee 2 роки тому +26

      You must have missed ‘rectum of the year’

    • @nickschulte3915
      @nickschulte3915 2 роки тому +8

      Ever? Maybe not. But it’s up there. Especially for clean comedy

    • @zangasperic11
      @zangasperic11 2 роки тому +7

      I don't get it even remotely, would you care to explain?

  • @Abbadonhades
    @Abbadonhades 6 років тому +1444

    "Sean has often been described as anger in human form. With the easygoing charm of a wounded prisoner with a flicknife." 😂😂😂

  • @bobclunt4933
    @bobclunt4933 3 роки тому +1938

    The amount of 8 out of 10 cats videos ive watched today is mental. RIP TO A LEGEND.

    • @Roheldham
      @Roheldham 3 роки тому +12

      Crying and laughing together today.

    • @Ryanide07
      @Ryanide07 3 роки тому +7

      That’s all I’ve done the past few days. My history is littered with Cats does Countdown videos. He will be missed.

    • @Redmayne152
      @Redmayne152 3 роки тому +2

      It's kinda messed up where I was literally getting into Sean over the past couple weeks, and when I heard the news I somehow felt slightly responsible

    • @sylviamcauley8454
      @sylviamcauley8454 3 роки тому

      Me too

    • @MedievalFolkDance
      @MedievalFolkDance 3 роки тому +1

      I've had Purple Van Man on repeat for the last couple of days. Absolute comedy great & a very sad loss to fun itself

  • @35blackholes
    @35blackholes 7 років тому +3019

    "Be very careful. I know people."
    "I don't"

    • @lx3469
      @lx3469 4 роки тому +45

      Mood changed very quickly 😂

    • @Red-Brick-Dream
      @Red-Brick-Dream 4 роки тому +4

      r/2meirl4meirl

    • @squeet6831
      @squeet6831 4 роки тому +9

      You don't know anyone?

    • @gemsandlasers269
      @gemsandlasers269 4 роки тому +18

      He knew her response to Jimmy was rubbish so stepped in to try and save it.

    • @saint4life09
      @saint4life09 4 роки тому +54

      @@gemsandlasers269 It wasn't rubbish though. It fit with the idea of Newcastle being a rough place.
      It was actually a really good switch from an offensive joke, dark response, to a lighter self deprecating joke. It was all good.

  • @sisyr5615
    @sisyr5615 6 років тому +1165

    "been described as a sex symbol, and that symbol is a question mark" lmao

    • @biratghimire97
      @biratghimire97 3 роки тому +10

      “Followed by a no” is missing 😆

    • @jenconvertibles
      @jenconvertibles 10 місяців тому

      He loves that one it’s straight out of his stand up special

  • @ReggieK-hn1uy
    @ReggieK-hn1uy 7 років тому +5842

    "Well to be honest Jimmy, i don't think thats any of your business" i can't stop laughing 😂😂😂

    • @hainsay
      @hainsay 7 років тому +538

      Kuso, it's a joke where he's basically trying to subvert expectations: People are expecting him to make "small talk", but he just closes it down in a really odd way, because normally guests on any show try to engage with it at least a little bit. So it's unexpected, and rude, but not in a confrontational way.

    • @torgover
      @torgover 7 років тому +226

      He's also saying that wordplay isn't Jimmy's "business", suggesting that Carr isn't good at it at all. I don't think that was noticed by the others

    • @johncleave
      @johncleave 7 років тому +204

      Wordplay literally is Jimmy Carr's business.

    • @CB-xr1eg
      @CB-xr1eg 7 років тому +304

      Probably because that was NOT what he meant at all.

    • @bhew7409
      @bhew7409 7 років тому +7

      I'm so using that on the random :')

  • @Tkieron
    @Tkieron 4 роки тому +2303

    Peter Serafinowicz is so funny he can throw Jimmy off his game.

    • @deankeith830
      @deankeith830 3 роки тому +45

      as funny as a 3 foot coffin !

    • @ianmarsden1130
      @ianmarsden1130 3 роки тому +19

      Watch "Look around You." You'll love it. Thants!

    • @tom.in.barcelona
      @tom.in.barcelona 3 роки тому +18

      congrats on spelling that name right!

    • @arthurgoat1184
      @arthurgoat1184 3 роки тому +71

      @@tom.in.barcelona You’re right. Petre is a right bastard to spell 🤷🏻

    • @mrswanson5013
      @mrswanson5013 3 роки тому +25

      He is absolutely hilarious in The Tick (on Prime). Travesty that it got cancelled after 2 seasons

  • @sophial9507
    @sophial9507 7 років тому +7496

    “If his grandad had fought harder” I’m crying 😂

    • @thakillman7
      @thakillman7 7 років тому +62

      It was OK. Not very creative, thought the book club one was funnier ("it was in primary school, and i'm pretty sure we were all virgins")

    • @sophial9507
      @sophial9507 7 років тому +174

      Dan Man triggered? Or generally have no sense of humour?

    • @hasovic
      @hasovic 7 років тому +68

      No. But jokes about 2nd WW are getting old. Every joke directed to Henning is a war related. Boring.

    • @shaneposkitt6826
      @shaneposkitt6826 7 років тому +1

      Adventure and stuff creased me that part😂😂

    • @Niels_kist
      @Niels_kist 7 років тому +1

      Adventure and stuff f

  • @Jluyoungzone
    @Jluyoungzone 7 років тому +3029

    "Lee Mack is French for coat" was surprisingly funny 😂😂😂

    • @justarandomfrenchdude9091
      @justarandomfrenchdude9091 5 років тому +86

      Unless you're french, in which case you just go : wot?

    • @run4walk
      @run4walk 5 років тому +69

      @@justarandomfrenchdude9091 Do you not have jokes in France?

    • @Rubiecat
      @Rubiecat 5 років тому +34

      ​@@run4walk what's the joke here ? I didn't understand it (english isn't my first language)

    • @anitagu21
      @anitagu21 5 років тому +6

      Yes I found myself laughing out loud alone😂😂😂😂

    • @anthonyjones8160
      @anthonyjones8160 5 років тому +280

      @@Rubiecat 'Mac' is short for Mackintosh, type of coat common in Britain. So Lee Mack, or 'le mac' is kind of bastardized french for 'the coat'. Except totally not, which is why it's funny.

  • @Fishbowl74
    @Fishbowl74 7 років тому +3266

    "...out of my girlfriends nickers..." "I can only apologize".. lol

    • @CB-xr1eg
      @CB-xr1eg 7 років тому +12

      " I didn't think she would mind me wearing them "

    • @Fishbowl74
      @Fishbowl74 7 років тому +75

      Clive Bindley or he had his head in them..

    • @ashworth614
      @ashworth614 7 років тому +174

      That was a great comeback.

    • @CB-xr1eg
      @CB-xr1eg 7 років тому +1

      In which case he would be wearing them.

    • @Isleofskye
      @Isleofskye 6 років тому +34

      Knickers please !!! We simply MUST have standards on You Tube...

  • @ukevo
    @ukevo 3 роки тому +385

    Sean Lock laughing is just the most magical thing

  • @docjohnson999
    @docjohnson999 4 роки тому +428

    ...."Abdicates".... Susie: *Licking her lips - Stare intensifies*

    • @tradtke101
      @tradtke101 4 роки тому +18

      AHAHAH holy moly she did
      We should all be so lucky as to have someone look at us that way.

    • @corbinjiang4616
      @corbinjiang4616 3 роки тому +11

      "Be very careful. I know people."
      "I don't"

  • @klarkcent
    @klarkcent 3 роки тому +513

    8:35 should be studied for comedic timing.

    • @DreamfactoryZero
      @DreamfactoryZero 3 роки тому +13

      I don't get it. I'm either slow, or I don't get English humor. 8:49 That guy on the right, That's my face trying to understand the joke. lol.

    • @matthewrandell5055
      @matthewrandell5055 3 роки тому +88

      @@DreamfactoryZero it's just a bizarre response. It's obviously not a personal question and is quite relevant considering he's on Countdown

    • @dmdragonfly
      @dmdragonfly 3 роки тому +97

      @@DreamfactoryZero The point of the joke is that it derails the conversation, there's nowhere Jimmy can go with it. If he'd answered the question, Jimmy could have made a comment or asked a follow-up question. But that... It just makes an awkward moment.
      Same with the "abdicate" bit that follows, with no explanation or anything, just made Jimmy feel awkward and "let's move on". (though Jimmy's timing with the "...and with Peter" is flawless too, very skilled timing)

    • @SandyYoung1
      @SandyYoung1 3 роки тому +7

      @@dmdragonfly stick to ‘Friends’-‘big shit theory’ and ‘how I met your laughter track’ mate,
      I don’t want you to fucking pull something 😂😂😂

    • @JustAnotherAccount8
      @JustAnotherAccount8 3 роки тому +9

      ​@@DreamfactoryZero Its sort of a multi-layered joke.
      First is what Douglas pointed out, it derails the conversation
      Second, Jimmy hosts a "word game", but he doesn't own countdown, therefore, word games really aren't jimmys business

  • @SpreadingMySeed
    @SpreadingMySeed 7 років тому +3380

    "Any words you're hoping come up tonight?"
    ...
    "Abdicates"

    • @lyianx
      @lyianx 7 років тому +170

      I looked it up. "renounce one's throne." Nice.

    • @imraanwadiwala
      @imraanwadiwala 7 років тому +311

      He said that for the entire show too. Everytime they had to find a better word he said abdicates regardless of letters.

    • @greendogg83
      @greendogg83 7 років тому +238

      He also builds on the joke later implying that he would like jimmy's job

    • @sam_marley
      @sam_marley 7 років тому +351

      You had to look up abdicate..?

    • @larrydavid3520
      @larrydavid3520 7 років тому +247

      It's not exactly the most useful or common word.

  • @gimo80
    @gimo80 3 роки тому +736

    Loved Sean. So much. Didn’t realise it would hit me this hard, an absolute legend. RIP Sean, he will be missed greatly.

    • @None-lx8kj
      @None-lx8kj 3 роки тому +10

      I didn’t know he had passed. I just randomly clicked this clip and am scrolling through the comments as I drink my morning coffee.
      I am absolutely devastated right now.

    • @edmundkockenlocker4672
      @edmundkockenlocker4672 3 роки тому +4

      He was the only one who could match Jimmy Carr in terms of wit. I wouldn't want to watch 8 Out Of 10 Cats now without Sean.

    • @bobbrewer5182
      @bobbrewer5182 2 роки тому

      Who?

    • @kevthepoet
      @kevthepoet Рік тому

      Ouch. I just found out 😬

    • @wasifhussain5408
      @wasifhussain5408 10 місяців тому

      That made me sad, I just started watching this series, and Sean was one of my favorites

  • @pansernes
    @pansernes 6 років тому +797

    'ha- ha- ha- HAaa~' - Jimmy Carr

    • @krashd
      @krashd 6 років тому +26

      My dad had a hedgetrimmer that sounded like Jimmy laughing. I loved it.

    • @Alex_1729
      @Alex_1729 4 роки тому +3

      ha ha haaa

    • @itsprobablyme9337
      @itsprobablyme9337 4 роки тому +5

      *“Ah - ah -ah- aaaaaah”

    • @rickvandam3238
      @rickvandam3238 4 роки тому +2

      It ah not ha Jimmy breaths in not out

    • @wodm
      @wodm 4 роки тому

      @@rickvandam3238 he laughs in not out, he breathes both ways lol

  • @ShokriFrancis
    @ShokriFrancis 7 років тому +2618

    HOW did they not include Jimmy's "Susie Gloryholes" joke?? I cried laughing at that

    • @SubjectRandom21
      @SubjectRandom21 7 років тому +90

      I have to second that! It would've slotted in nicely.

    • @masterdimsen
      @masterdimsen 7 років тому +51

      I guess they didn't think it'd be necessary to include it

    • @Roronoa2zoro
      @Roronoa2zoro 7 років тому +18

      Says in the description that this is just part 1.

    • @dismissing
      @dismissing 6 років тому

      This is only from the first few episodes

    • @cablecar10
      @cablecar10 6 років тому +1

      Wasn't that a deleted scene?

  • @ShallowDepression
    @ShallowDepression 7 років тому +775

    WARNING
    This clip contains
    strong language
    and adult humour
    Let's fucking hope so.

    • @sheilakiguta
      @sheilakiguta 6 років тому +1

      LMAOOOO

    • @CB-xr1eg
      @CB-xr1eg 6 років тому +1

      There'd be a fucking row if it didn't!

  • @brunolondinese5857
    @brunolondinese5857 2 роки тому +139

    The "i don't know anyone.. not really deep down" is my favourite of the whole show. Seems legitimately spontaneous. One of the cleverest, funniest bits I've ever heard in comedy. Twisting someone's else's threat into a profound revealing of one's loneliness.

  • @darthmetallus3893
    @darthmetallus3893 6 років тому +2749

    "The last time I saw hair that curly it was sticking out of my girlfriend's knickers."
    "I can only apologise."
    Bravo, sir. 👏😂

    • @davidlawrence4467
      @davidlawrence4467 6 років тому +76

      Genius retort.

    • @QixTheDS
      @QixTheDS 6 років тому +5

      “I apologize”

    • @khymaaren
      @khymaaren 5 років тому +30

      @@QixTheDS In England you can apologise, as well.

    • @QixTheDS
      @QixTheDS 5 років тому +2

      @@khymaaren I didn't mean the spelling, I meant that the quote was wrong.

    • @khymaaren
      @khymaaren 5 років тому +46

      @@QixTheDS I mistook your comment for pointing out a spelling mistake. I can only apologise.
      But anyway, the original quote was correct.

  • @sunside7
    @sunside7 7 років тому +935

    "Lee Mack is French for coat"!! 😂😂😂 So it is!

    • @OrreBorree
      @OrreBorree 6 років тому +1

      You don't happen to know what episode that is?

    • @hexagon9895
      @hexagon9895 6 років тому +5

      sunside87 le manteau is the coat

    • @Harry-tj6bl
      @Harry-tj6bl 6 років тому +4

      It isn't but it was still fucking hillarious

    • @avp3164
      @avp3164 6 років тому +2

      So that means that McDonalds have named something “Big Coat and Fries”

    • @BlueBagger83
      @BlueBagger83 6 років тому +3

      They taste about as good as a coat though.

  • @TequilaToothpick
    @TequilaToothpick 4 роки тому +86

    "As soon as she gets turned on, he turns her off again." Love it.

  • @Joe-nb3fs
    @Joe-nb3fs 3 роки тому +54

    1:39 Rhod's "She's blown up, to be honest" is witty af

  • @LeGronk
    @LeGronk 7 років тому +714

    I love Sean's reaction to Peter's comeback.

    • @shona5512
      @shona5512 6 років тому +10

      This is the one joke that I didn't actually get, is it a play on words or is there something I'm missing about Peter?

    • @LeGronk
      @LeGronk 6 років тому +35

      Shona it's just the way he said it, like he was trying to shame Jimmy

    • @chrissharp6733
      @chrissharp6733 6 років тому +107

      @shona its funny because its such a light hearted question which would gain no personal information at all.
      Peter responded as If He'd just been asked his bank balance or something more offensive, very funny guy Peter S...

    • @blenzus8059
      @blenzus8059 6 років тому +2

      he got triggered, that's what happened, thats why jimmy apologised because he sensed his hostility

    • @xMikeyHardyx
      @xMikeyHardyx 5 років тому +58

      Belamine MedAmine didn’t you see him crack a smile? Takes more than a poll about your Nan to trigger a comic tbh.

  • @IceMetalPunk
    @IceMetalPunk 3 роки тому +48

    Jon is right, that OCD joke is amazing 😂

  • @IndiaPressst
    @IndiaPressst 7 років тому +1236

    The ending gets me every single time

    • @marcuscross8051
      @marcuscross8051 7 років тому +7

      How many times have you watched it in the last 22 hours?

    • @IndiaPressst
      @IndiaPressst 7 років тому +12

      Far too many to count mate

    • @IndiaPressst
      @IndiaPressst 6 років тому +20

      I dunno mate, I just found how the joke unraveled + their tone of voices were funny, didn't look too far into it

    • @irresistablejewel
      @irresistablejewel 6 років тому +56

      @Evi1M4chine It's funny because his reply to Jimmy Carr basically reverses expectations. Normally guests on chat shows are open and seem content to answer trivial questions; like "are you a fan of word games?"; but here Peter Serafinowicz refuses to answer; becomes passive/ aggressive and tells the host to mind his own business.
      It's really character driven humour; he often plays obnoxious characters and is quite good at that; him being voted the funniest comedian (by his nan) is just to allow a bad pun (polls/ Poles) I don't think it's true; but I find it funny the way Peter Serafinowicz made things seem sinister suddenly and it's more the way he said it rather than what he said (his delivery) that was genius.
      Abdicates is a nine letter work; it means to give up authority ... I don't know if it was aimed at Jimmy but it's delivered in the same deadpan fashion; Jimmy obviously decides it's better to leave it there.
      I thought it was brilliant comedy.

    • @riotard
      @riotard 6 років тому +12

      Abdicates definitely was aimed at Jimmy, obviously as a joke

  • @richardnaylor910
    @richardnaylor910 2 роки тому +65

    8:34 - the funniest 30 seconds of TV I have ever seen. Makes me howl with laughter every time and you can see the whole panel, audience and Jimmy erupt with laughter!

    • @a1exfb29
      @a1exfb29 2 роки тому

      i don't get it

    • @antalkarolyi
      @antalkarolyi 2 роки тому +8

      @@a1exfb29 ​ The joke is in the context and Peter’s deadpan delivery makes it brilliant. He pretends to be offended by Jimmy’s perfectly neutral and harmless question. It works in the context of Jimmy insulting everyone in the intro.

    • @richardnaylor910
      @richardnaylor910 8 місяців тому

      @@a1exfb29 brilliant British humour

  • @NicosMind
    @NicosMind 7 років тому +171

    He has such a fantastic come back that Jimmy doesnt know how to respond and that never happens!!! Peters nan will be proud!

    • @streamx2
      @streamx2 4 роки тому +2

      He could easily reply back but thought he had gone too far so stayed quite.

    • @predictivetextisforaunts
      @predictivetextisforaunts 3 роки тому +7

      @@streamx2 I really hope that’s sarcasm.

  • @mirz2317
    @mirz2317 2 роки тому +80

    Seeing Sean laughing at Peter’s reply…my God I miss that man.

    • @dawnmancaloriankeebals4262
      @dawnmancaloriankeebals4262 2 роки тому +3

      It was better with Joe's train station poem. Sean crying made it that tad bit funnier!

  • @falmark187
    @falmark187 6 років тому +230

    Killed off more old men than a winter cold snap LOL

  • @liammellor6405
    @liammellor6405 6 років тому +84

    “He has all the easy going charm of a wounded prisoner with a flick knife” always creases me.

  • @pricey0986ify
    @pricey0986ify 3 роки тому +16

    Usually I'd be pissed off I had to sit through a whole video for the title to be at the end, but not with this one. RIP Sean

  • @Twofix
    @Twofix 6 років тому +416

    Damn, the OCD bit is hilarious.

    • @bicyclemanNL
      @bicyclemanNL 5 років тому +23

      IT's now called CDO, means the same but has the letters in the right order..... like they should be

    • @yokuredcorner4128
      @yokuredcorner4128 4 роки тому +2

      @@bicyclemanNL I have a cup that says that whoops

    • @rowanmelton7643
      @rowanmelton7643 3 роки тому

      @@bicyclemanNL Compulsive Disorder Obsessive. People with OCD just died reading your comment

  • @fodapvone8767
    @fodapvone8767 4 роки тому +37

    The thing I like about Sean and Jimmy they appreciate a good come back ... The curly hair gag was a classic example...

  • @JoeShopper
    @JoeShopper 7 років тому +385

    My absolute favorite Jimmy Carr line from this show is (paraphrasing): Susie Dent, what have you been looking into lately... besides glory holes?

    • @hedgehog1965uk
      @hedgehog1965uk 6 років тому +5

      The fact that she clearly knew what a glory hole is....dirty bitch.

    • @teharipatene8135
      @teharipatene8135 6 років тому +3

      What's a glory hole?

    • @QixTheDS
      @QixTheDS 6 років тому +1

      Other than

    • @reubenchen8045
      @reubenchen8045 4 роки тому

      9

    • @JoeShopper
      @JoeShopper 4 роки тому +6

      @@teharipatene8135 You clearly aren't a republican senator in a men's truck stop bathroom.

  • @zouchmusic
    @zouchmusic 2 роки тому +33

    I wish I could never remember Peter's stunning line, so I could watch it every day until I die. Still one of the best lines ever delivered.

  • @MDCox202
    @MDCox202 Рік тому +10

    "I promise I won't spit on you while we're having sex tonight"
    "Good luck without the spit"
    Some absolute classic lines out of this show. RIP Sean

  • @adamgill
    @adamgill 5 років тому +91

    8:24 - the epitome of deadpan humour - Peter nailed it!

  • @FabeMcL
    @FabeMcL 7 років тому +73

    Where's the one about Susie and the glory hole? 😂

    • @-_James_-
      @-_James_- 5 років тому +3

      It's in every other compilation from the last three months. ;)

  • @GuanoLad
    @GuanoLad 7 років тому +562

    "abdicates" is a classic episode.

    • @Cyrakaga
      @Cyrakaga 7 років тому +7

      It's season 3, episode 6 if I'm not mistaken. I remember the entire episode being on youtube, but can't find it in my history or through search for some reason.

    • @ThisIsNotRelevant
      @ThisIsNotRelevant 6 років тому +1

      ...is it?

    • @Cyrakaga
      @Cyrakaga 6 років тому +6

      ua-cam.com/video/FNuruipdZaM/v-deo.html If you could ignore the annoying cyrillic subtitles, that's the episode. Dunno why it says series 4 though. I'm 100% sure it's series 3.

    • @GuanoLad
      @GuanoLad 6 років тому +5

      The way series and episodes of CatsDown are numbered are messy because the show began as a one-off and sometimes breaks between series are so short it's not clear if it is an official break or not.

    • @newtoncountry5937
      @newtoncountry5937 6 років тому +7

      GuanoLad I agree, but to be honest, I don't think that's any of your business

  • @ambianknight6816
    @ambianknight6816 6 років тому +40

    "To be fair Jimmy, I don't think that's any of your business"...... That had me rolling.

  • @jingyulee96
    @jingyulee96 2 роки тому +17

    The "I can only apologize" at 01:08 was golden

  • @OfficialFingazMC
    @OfficialFingazMC 5 років тому +42

    "I can only apologise" Spot on!

  • @TheComedyColosseum
    @TheComedyColosseum 6 років тому +44

    "Lee Mack is French for coat" made me laugh more then it probably should of

    • @MrDino1953
      @MrDino1953 3 роки тому +12

      ,,,should HAVE...not should of.

    • @stephen01king
      @stephen01king 3 роки тому +2

      @@MrDino1953 usually, should of is a misspelling of the contraction should've, rather than should have.

  • @slimjimmypage
    @slimjimmypage 7 років тому +99

    "A real kick in the teeth for Wales."

  • @AnonymousWorkAccount
    @AnonymousWorkAccount 3 роки тому +25

    The editing of this comp is amazing. Train of thought is amazingly done.

  • @cellbiologyshorts9105
    @cellbiologyshorts9105 3 роки тому +19

    That was pretty sharp form Stephen Mangan. Nicely done.

  • @leeniraukola5168
    @leeniraukola5168 2 роки тому +72

    I love the bisexuality joke about Joe. It's not making fun of bisexuality in a mean way, instead it's fun for everyone 10/10

    • @flankspeed
      @flankspeed 2 роки тому +1

      Yeah, I suppose that is literally what it is 🤔

    • @Numberonedaredevilfan
      @Numberonedaredevilfan 2 роки тому +5

      Well who cares if it is, all of these jokes are making fun of something

    • @CHEEKY_MONKEY
      @CHEEKY_MONKEY Рік тому +2

      @@Numberonedaredevilfan i care and lots of other people do.

    • @tesseract5569
      @tesseract5569 11 місяців тому

      ​@@NumberonedaredevilfanJust because you don't doesn't mean others don't. Why's it so hard to not be rude to others

    • @Numberonedaredevilfan
      @Numberonedaredevilfan 11 місяців тому +1

      @@tesseract5569 All I mean in this is just British comedy, and the type of humour of these shows. It's what you get with Jimmy Carr, the teams captains and the guests. The jokes are going to be crude, crass, rude and offensive. So I think it should be expected. I'd be surprised if anyone going into this knowing what it is gets upset by "mean" jokes

  • @atomwaffel
    @atomwaffel 6 років тому +32

    5:42 "He turns her off again" lmao :D

  • @pondguard22
    @pondguard22 6 років тому +76

    Anyone who can make Sean Lock laugh like that is a comedy genius. Step forward Peter Serafinowicz, Stephen Mangan & Miles Jupp.

    • @GeorgeFreeman55
      @GeorgeFreeman55 3 роки тому +1

      His fake laugh at the female comedians makes me chortle.

    • @SirPrizeMF
      @SirPrizeMF 3 роки тому +1

      Johnny Vegas

    • @pondguard22
      @pondguard22 3 роки тому +1

      @@SirPrizeMF I have never understood the hype around Johnny Vegas. He just looks like a tragic man!

    • @casalaiz4413
      @casalaiz4413 3 роки тому

      And Greg Davis

    • @casalaiz4413
      @casalaiz4413 3 роки тому

      @@pondguard22 spot on....half the time I don't understand what Johnny Vegas is talking about. 😆🤣😁

  • @kaw203
    @kaw203 3 роки тому +22

    So sad hearing today Sean lock has passed away. He will really be missed for a long time to come.

  • @madeleineisdumb2077
    @madeleineisdumb2077 6 років тому +22

    Jon is honestly adorable!!! I love him so much

  • @Sammie1053
    @Sammie1053 6 років тому +8

    Okay, damn, as an American and a bisexual, 7:39 touched my heart. In America it's all too often that people - even major media outlets - pretend bisexuality isn't even a thing and just call bi people and celebrities gay. Even then, being LGBT is suddenly the only thing about you anyone cares about, rather than something minor enough that a game show host is comfortable cracking jokes about it. I'm in the wrong country, man.

    • @AutomaticDuck300
      @AutomaticDuck300 6 років тому +1

      Sammie1053 it's difficult being bisexual because you're not gay enough for the gay crowd and not straight enough for the straight crowd. So you don't really fit in anywhere. I just don't tell anybody, it makes my life a lot easier.

  • @martintaper7997
    @martintaper7997 3 роки тому +14

    Notice how Jon and Kevin seem confused by Peter's responses. I think it's the funniest thing I've seen on this show.

  • @KLUSTUR
    @KLUSTUR 7 років тому +24

    4:51 goddamn that was savage af 😂😂

  • @seanharmon713
    @seanharmon713 6 років тому +19

    “With the easy going charm of a wounded prisoner with a knife” I love these similes 😂😂

  • @Tobosaku
    @Tobosaku 7 років тому +222

    This Video can't be from Channel 4 , because it's not banned online in England.

    • @Clarestovold
      @Clarestovold 6 років тому +3

      lmao tru

    • @Banginyermamsince93
      @Banginyermamsince93 6 років тому

      Derp this isn’t American t.v

    • @steve17bf2
      @steve17bf2 6 років тому

      Derp it's the waits edited it won't show up on UA-cam's algorithm to find them

    • @honeybadgerzs
      @honeybadgerzs 6 років тому +2

      It’s totally from Channel 4! Have you never seen the show? Why would they pay Jimmy Carr to be his outrageous best then ban him online? When all’s said and done this video is just advertising for the show to get you to watch it so adverts can be aimed at you in the break, if they banned it online in England then less people would be exposed to the marketing aimed at them which defeats the object

    • @qwertyTRiG
      @qwertyTRiG 4 роки тому

      @@honeybadgerzs Most Channel 4 videos are blocked in the UK, because they want you to watch on All 4 instead.

  • @edsharp2676
    @edsharp2676 5 років тому +11

    Jon Richardson 🤝 Josh Widdicombe
    Getting insulted in other people's jokes

  • @guntergritchin4308
    @guntergritchin4308 7 років тому +459

    Does anyone else think Jon being unable to get a girlfriend a bit unusual as he’s clearly the most attractive male regular on 8 out of 10 cats?

    • @LettersAndNumbers300
      @LettersAndNumbers300 7 років тому +23

      Why do people live ? Have you heard his voice? Have you seen his documentary?

    • @kcv0605
      @kcv0605 7 років тому +38

      LettersAndNumbers3000 Still attractive. Most of my female friends are quite into JR!

    • @eirei0789
      @eirei0789 7 років тому +86

      Until they start knowing him better. Him being crazily OCD is not just a joke.

    • @kevinshort3943
      @kevinshort3943 7 років тому +18

      Why do people live ?
      "Does anyone else think Jon being unable to get a girlfriend a bit unusual as he’s clearly the most attractive male regular on 8 out of 10 cats?"
      Are you Jon's sock puppet account? :)

    • @kcv0605
      @kcv0605 7 років тому +32

      Eirei07 It doesn’t affect his sexual attractiveness though. Believe me, I know it isn’t a joke - my mother suffers from OCD to a fairly extreme degree.

  • @SuperFurry68A
    @SuperFurry68A 3 роки тому +10

    I think someone else might’ve already said this, but damn, Peter would make an awesome Bond villain.

  • @KaeYoss
    @KaeYoss 7 років тому +20

    Why the warning at the beginning? It's Jimmy, either you know about his humour or you'll ge pleasantly surprised.

    • @007kingifrit
      @007kingifrit 4 роки тому

      people are such sissies nowadays

  • @WasabiDreams
    @WasabiDreams 3 роки тому +9

    Rip Sean. Thanks for the stitches x

  • @cullermann2
    @cullermann2 4 роки тому +13

    i love it when he roasts other people within roasts and they complain about it (mainly Jon and Josh :D)

  • @blankshaliburton277
    @blankshaliburton277 3 роки тому +14

    "As soon as she gets turned on, he turns her off again." Love it.

  • @Tompah
    @Tompah 7 років тому +253

    Phahahahahaha that last clip has me crying

    • @KORAYHULK
      @KORAYHULK 6 років тому

      i didnt actually get it. Explain please

    • @gordonsteggall6522
      @gordonsteggall6522 6 років тому

      Now try Gordon Steggall’s ‘The Gordon Show here on UA-cam! Great Stuff!

    • @WeWantYouToStay
      @WeWantYouToStay 6 років тому +18

      King Kaan nothing funny about what he said, just amazing comedic timing and delivery

    • @mauricepoole8991
      @mauricepoole8991 6 років тому

      Kieran Thompson

  • @JayWelton92
    @JayWelton92 7 років тому +24

    I love Peter Serafinowicz, or Stanley.. with a C. He's also one of the few people who's ever made Sean genuinely laugh

    • @poppyalice3950
      @poppyalice3950 4 роки тому

      James D don’t forget Miles Jupp!

    • @michaelcolbourn6719
      @michaelcolbourn6719 4 роки тому

      Sean laughs a lot...

    • @Stevie-74
      @Stevie-74 4 роки тому

      Or Joe Wilkinson when he read that insane poem of his. Absolutely remarkable.

  • @plywoodcarjohnson5412
    @plywoodcarjohnson5412 6 років тому +12

    Serafinowicz should play James Bond!!!

  • @rogerlundstrom6926
    @rogerlundstrom6926 3 роки тому +1

    One thing I have been thinking about is the "nature" of TV. What is "real reactions" and what is.. to kind of make it look like there is a bit of "tension in the banter".. Especially when sentences similar to "These are his ones" or "You had moved on from me" were said..
    Because.. I have NOT kept score, but my IMPRESSION is that.. Jimmy Carr "jokes" about the regulars when he presents them.. often in a cruel manner.. but the VISITORS.. he usually either give a HARMLESS joke.. OR he plays on some of their experiences/attributes/or whatever.. and then put it in CONTRAST with his regulars, and it is the regulars who end up the butt of the joke..
    Fairly sure this is intentional.. The regulars ARE part of the system, so IF they all agreed on this premiss of "being lenient with the guests just to not make them feel unwelcome, and still get the audience to experience that there WAS a barb during their presentation".. this means that.. when they express annoyance.. they are just pulling our legs..
    Which kind of makes sense, because it's a running Gag that the Sexy Ladies with the Knowledge are annoyed with Jimmie- with the knob-gags.. (If memory serves, those were the proper titles).. Especially Jimmies, as I am fairly sure he at one of his shows "But now back to my field of expertise".. (I MIGHT be paraphrasing, but ŜOMETHING to that effect)..
    Also this "tension" between "Jimmie, 'Roasting' Carr".. (NOT sure if I got the middle name right).. and the people that he roasts on a barb.. has been exploited through out the show.. (Like when the dented Susan got a bunch of pre-made retaliatory jokes..
    But it is POSSIBLE that this isn't something they ever thought about, were informed about, etc.. so.. evem when the scenery (well; "Permanent staff", or.. "Repeat offenders") react "negatively".. it is a TRUE reaction..that is about how THEY try to BOTH avoid ruining the show by REALLY being hostile, but still try to .. get their own punches in..
    This is a huge question of mine..
    (Though to be fair- if I could chose- I'd RATHER like to know if there is any truth to Jimmie's jokes about Dents promiscuity.. I KNOW that it is presented in a way that makes it LOOK like they are just a "conflict of perception" type joke.. BUT.. Considering MOST famous people keep their private life private.. the idea that she would be somewhat of a less than sexually aggressive MIGHT rather be about the "show she presents" and the fact that she IS able to just do her job.. and STILL have some naughty behaviours when she enjoys life OUTSIDE of camera.. TWO reasons as to why I would want the true reason for this.. ONE.. is because.. I REALLY like to know that people are relaxed enough to enjoy anything life has to give them in a way of their own choosing.. I would be very happy for her.. and the second one..
    I LIKE intelligent people.. and she seems to BOTH know a lot.. care about knowledge.. invest time in knowledge.. and so on.. and.. I got a bit of a crush on her.. NOT sure if I think a relationship would work, but.. if she seriously IS sexually.... not sure how to express it in English..( a "Steam Train"?.. .. or..someone who tends to be volountarily sharing the fruit from her "fruit basket"?.. perhaps.. "Sledge hammer"?..=---
    I would ABSOLUTELY like to nurture the thought that she MIGHT.. enjoy spending some quality time with me.. (To be fair; I AM implying, but also.. I'd enjoy just have a coffee with her and talk about anything she likes.. though to be fair our fields of interest doesn't directly overlap.. which relationship-wise is something I believe matters.. because if two people BOTH care about higher learning/-understanding.. IF they are in the same field.. disagreements become a matter of "power" or "position", and also.. it becomes too competative.. I do care about etymology of words, the words themselves, and how to use them.. but.. it's REALLY far down of my list of things that I will engulf myself in studying.. so.. Similar enough for me to feel a connection.. and still distant enough for us to have.. "our own things".. and.. even if I DO enjoy the thing I started by implying.. I also can say that I never met anyone who is fascinated and/or passionate about something that I am NOT that into where I didn't enjoy listening to THEIR insight, thoughts, feelings, etc..
    There is NOTHING that gives me a "brain-on " more than someone who is passionate about what they do.. also.. if it is something I am NORMALLY not interested in.. the shere enjoyment and passion of the person who DID care enough to do the boring legwork.. and I become a "Vampire".. THEY provide me with the emotion I should feel about the topic (thanks to me being fairly empathetic ESPECIALLY if it is about anything that relates to "knowledge").. AND.. they provide me with the final answers THEY got when they did all the studying that ONLY people who ACTUALLY are passionate about the topic would enjoy doing..
    (The only thing that annoys me is that I USUALLY come away thinking I "know" something new.. and reality is that.. I KNOW!! That I HAVE to be in the early stages of the Dunning-Kruger curve.. I might have misunderstood something (because I don't really have the correct insight to know the details that differs between "what she said" and "what I heard")..... and also.. I have only heard ONE person talk.. and never double checked, but I just trusted them because they REALLY showed that they ARE competent.. but also: EVERYONE are biased.. everyone speculates.. everyone "fills out" and/or "reinterprets things" based on their own biases.. so.. I would THINK I know something worth knowing.. but in reality the "value" of what I could have to say would be the same quality as a paper that comes from a fax.. to which it was sent by someone who only passed on a fax THEY received earlier.. A copy of a copy through a VERY flawed system of communication..
    And I never like to be "Overconfident".. IF I say that I am confident about something to a specific degree, I want that degree to be the BEST possible representation of how much I know..
    Seriously? You read THIS far?.. Never mind Susie Dent (unless you ARE Susie Dent).. I think I might actually have a bit of a Brain-On for YOU.

  • @EvilTwin123
    @EvilTwin123 6 років тому +22

    8:37
    Think Christopher Walken...you'll enjoy it.

  • @Oblivion9873
    @Oblivion9873 Рік тому +4

    "I can only apologise" fucking brilliant way to flip that back

  • @kingdomwessex3258
    @kingdomwessex3258 6 років тому +12

    Im pretty Sure Sean at 5:10 reenacts a Charles Manson thing

  • @jpmcft3194
    @jpmcft3194 7 років тому +89

    I feel like his lines as host of the show are funnier than his stand ups. Not saying all of them are mediocre tho, just a general perception.

    • @egghead0
      @egghead0 7 років тому +20

      He's a lot better playing off others like Jon and Sean. On his own it's a bit too intense.

    • @jpmcft3194
      @jpmcft3194 7 років тому +5

      egghead0 that explains why he encourages hecklers to jump in

    • @brisfocus3648
      @brisfocus3648 7 років тому +1

      someone else writes them that's why...

    • @jpmcft3194
      @jpmcft3194 7 років тому +5

      Not just the script he reads from but his general response etc. I feel like if he has someone to roast he is in general much funnier.

    • @moonwalker4696
      @moonwalker4696 7 років тому +5

      I dont like that his stand up is a series of one liners and jokes theres no story to get them together thats why he's brilliant as a host

  • @liampw20
    @liampw20 7 років тому +159

    Rachel tho.

    • @iim4xii129
      @iim4xii129 4 роки тому +3

      Well done.

    • @723just
      @723just 4 роки тому +2

      She is just every man’s ideal woman

  • @sternis1
    @sternis1 3 роки тому +6

    That "The Dictionary corner" joke was legit amazing!

  • @johnmcdonald1237
    @johnmcdonald1237 6 років тому +11

    There's a reason Bob mortimer doesn't get an an insult.. He's that funny.

  • @fern5505
    @fern5505 4 роки тому +12

    I love the nervous look on joe’s face at 7:40 /7:42

  • @ivaneccles1869
    @ivaneccles1869 4 роки тому +7

    Watching from Australia, you English have the best comedian's .. pissing myself laughing over here .

    • @chrisjones5411
      @chrisjones5411 2 роки тому

      *comedians.
      You don't pluralise with an apostrophe.

  • @MimicoBungalow
    @MimicoBungalow 3 роки тому +5

    ...Oh my! This was the best! Especially the ending… I wonder if her Majesty will get a chuckle out of this? Perhaps we’ll never know! Bravo

  • @kavel22
    @kavel22 7 років тому +182

    Bring back Sean Lock!

    • @CB-xr1eg
      @CB-xr1eg 6 років тому +26

      I prefer his brother Pad Lock.

    • @mrsam8250
      @mrsam8250 6 років тому +3

      He makes the show what it is!

    • @jimjam999able
      @jimjam999able 6 років тому

      His Northern cousin Jimmy Lock is the best of'em

    • @jackevans1385
      @jackevans1385 3 роки тому +4

      Cant now anyway...

    • @Droooooo0
      @Droooooo0 3 роки тому +2

      oof this aged well

  • @drdoctor7351
    @drdoctor7351 6 років тому +72

    Anyone else think Rhod looks like an aged Chris Hemsworth??

  • @FakingANerve
    @FakingANerve Рік тому +4

    8:47 I don't think Sean ever laughed harder than this on the show, and with damn good reason. Peter's comeback came out of nowhere. 😂

  • @nairocamilo
    @nairocamilo 4 роки тому +8

    "Hello Peter, what will you have for lunch this time? The usual?"
    "You know what, waiter? I think that is none of your business."

  • @tomjoad1363
    @tomjoad1363 3 роки тому +7

    "To be honest Jimmy, I don't think that any of your busines". He got me. I 'm still mondering if he was serious or not.

    • @cho4d
      @cho4d 2 роки тому +2

      he was just stalling for a micro moment while thinking of the funniest way to end that sentence. he was not serious.

    • @tomjoad1363
      @tomjoad1363 2 роки тому

      @@cho4d That's what I'm thinking too after viewing this videos many times. There's a slight moment when a smile appears on his face few seconds later.

  • @LankuDCerto
    @LankuDCerto 6 років тому +10

    They missed the one on Susie Dent. "Susie, what have you been looking into recently? Other than gloryholes."

  • @flala2261
    @flala2261 3 роки тому +11

    Jon & his wife Lucy are the cutest duo ✨

  • @alanburge4798
    @alanburge4798 2 роки тому +26

    Also love James Corden reacting to Peter as well, always great to see other comedians reactions.

  • @Everestino
    @Everestino 4 роки тому +4

    I am just curious why Jimmy seems so scared of Lee Mack's comeback that he hardly tell any funny jokes about him. ahha Poor John.

  • @ZCAB
    @ZCAB 7 років тому +477

    7:28 unless it was a catholic school.

    • @johnstephenson2430
      @johnstephenson2430 7 років тому +6

      ZCAB hahahahaha you should be on the panel

    • @BigWes95
      @BigWes95 7 років тому +4

      Thats the joke

    • @SiobhanS1868
      @SiobhanS1868 6 років тому

      Cuz then you can be sure the local priest has visited and had their fun.

    • @wilabanodeniro9780
      @wilabanodeniro9780 6 років тому +8

      If only jimmy had thought of that

    • @benmcnutt223
      @benmcnutt223 6 років тому +1

      had that though aswell

  • @PeterSedesse
    @PeterSedesse 3 роки тому +5

    UA-cam thinking ' You have watched this clip 5 times already, I am going to put it on your recommended list until you don't click on it'

    • @idc5309
      @idc5309 3 роки тому +4

      *proceeds to click on it a 6th time

    • @Tkieron
      @Tkieron 3 роки тому +1

      @@idc5309 Me to UA-cam Algorithm: "The day will come when I don't click on it. Today is not that day. "

  • @cherbrowne1637
    @cherbrowne1637 3 роки тому +6

    I didn't rate Jimmy Carr once upon a time. But I do now; this was brilliant! 👍

  • @martinolsen007
    @martinolsen007 3 роки тому +7

    Rest in peace sean.. gonna miss you 😔

  • @nicholasruhling6429
    @nicholasruhling6429 3 роки тому +5

    Peter Serafinowicz is one of the few people who can leave Jimmy speechless

  • @drew-shourd
    @drew-shourd 4 роки тому +5

    Soooo many funny lines in this show, not just this video but every season, but "Well to be honest Jimmy, i don't think that's any of your business" has GOT TO BE one of the funniest ever top 5...

  • @callumanon3917
    @callumanon3917 6 років тому +19

    8 out of 10 cats does countdown is just the funniest show on TV, such a great cast in the most perfect of settings

  • @ScoopexUs
    @ScoopexUs 7 років тому +47

    I laughed the hardest at Jons comeback 1:25 :D

  • @seanharmon4005
    @seanharmon4005 7 років тому +87

    Man, the Tick has gotten super mysterious as of late

  • @14768
    @14768 2 роки тому +15

    "To be honest Jimmy, I don't think that's any of your business" is the 2nd funniest thing to ever happen on countdown right behind Greg Davies' impression of Chris Eubank.

  • @gbwildlifeuk8269
    @gbwildlifeuk8269 3 роки тому +2

    6:36 his ones, their ones, his ones. WTF is a ones? Its his, theirs, there are no "ones"!

  • @MEEEPMEEEPMEEEPMEEEP
    @MEEEPMEEEPMEEEPMEEEP 5 років тому +12

    I love Adam Hills' facial expressions when Jimmy makes the Rolf Harris joke.
    4:12 "Oh no where is this going"
    4:16 **completely loses it**

  • @lindaswift6486
    @lindaswift6486 3 роки тому +5

    Rip Sean you will be sadly missed 💔💔💔💔