John Oliver - The Decline Of The American Empire

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    John Oliver stand up from the Just For Laughs Festival in 2011.
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  • @Villainurmom
    @Villainurmom 4 роки тому +2876

    He looks like if Harry Potter never became a wizard

    • @PurushaDesa
      @PurushaDesa 4 роки тому +46

      Monarch
      Yeah, a life insurance salesman.

    • @jblue1622
      @jblue1622 4 роки тому +40

      Monarch “After years of reminding people he killed Voldemort, Harry got sick of dealing with regular Auror jobs and decided to do something outlandish like doing muggle standup”

    • @brodycaldwell9678
      @brodycaldwell9678 4 роки тому +12

      He actually enjoys hearing several of these insults

    • @gur262
      @gur262 3 роки тому +11

      @@brodycaldwell9678 he pretends to enjoy them while nobody knows if he is even capable of enjoyment as he's just too British for that

    • @psychxticrose
      @psychxticrose 3 роки тому +1

      He looks as if Harry Potter and Dudley Dursley had a child

  • @christianoconnor4184
    @christianoconnor4184 4 роки тому +996

    Canadian's cheering the "stolen native land joke" is at minimum, ironic.

    • @Jets1713
      @Jets1713 3 роки тому +50

      Too ironic

    • @turkicnomad5632
      @turkicnomad5632 3 роки тому +31

      As the kids say, not a good look.

    • @devforfun5618
      @devforfun5618 2 роки тому +11

      @@Jets1713 that is the thing,i didnt knew why they were cheering, either the joke was good, or they were really proud of stealing the native land

    • @theladoflads7884
      @theladoflads7884 2 роки тому +4

      Is funny joke

    • @Zodroo_Tint
      @Zodroo_Tint 2 роки тому +7

      They compensate and happy they are still not called out. Remember: USA is bad, Canada is good.

  • @paul5715
    @paul5715 6 років тому +3735

    Strange seeing John standing lol

    • @SpoilerAlert__
      @SpoilerAlert__ 5 років тому +53

      He worked his way up

    • @ronbarzilai5705
      @ronbarzilai5705 4 роки тому +23

      @@SpoilerAlert__ While working his way down at the same time

    • @ronbarzilai5705
      @ronbarzilai5705 4 роки тому +20

      @just a channel I was referring to him going down to the seated position.

    • @asecretturning
      @asecretturning 4 роки тому +1

      Yeah, he's usually busy on DEEZ NUTS ha got em

    • @OzzieTheHead
      @OzzieTheHead 4 роки тому +2

      @hi there r/whooosh

  • @hugogirardisking
    @hugogirardisking 7 років тому +3275

    A British guy doing a set about America in Montreal. John Oliver is amazing.

    • @arnavbhagwat4232
      @arnavbhagwat4232 6 років тому +7

      hugogirardisking Talk about Globalisation!

    • @francissmith3364
      @francissmith3364 6 років тому +5

      This guy hates America more than ISIS .. since he is not American, is that just bigotry and racism he is speaking? And Canadians laughing is also racism

    • @natevirtual
      @natevirtual 6 років тому +58

      Americans, not a race, but a culture. I don't think he hates America, he just makes fun of the typical American ideologies.

    • @harithwaseem8468
      @harithwaseem8468 6 років тому +22

      Francis Smith he doesn’t necessarily hate Americans even his wife is American

    • @tiberiussempronious6252
      @tiberiussempronious6252 5 років тому +28

      @@francissmith3364 - He is American, he got his citizenship

  • @KevKelly48
    @KevKelly48 4 роки тому +1037

    "the numbers aren't good" ... "but those are just facts" - Political satire then, actual political stances now

    • @who_is_Yabets
      @who_is_Yabets 3 роки тому +5

      You have no idea how right you are, especially right now. 😂😂😂😂

    • @sirsurreal9154
      @sirsurreal9154 3 роки тому +2

      @@who_is_Yabets I'm glad I found others who also found this. It's too perfect for how long ago it was

    • @gennyyy.13
      @gennyyy.13 3 роки тому +1

      perfect for now

    • @tiffanypaulsen5334
      @tiffanypaulsen5334 3 роки тому +2

      @@gennyyy.13 unfortunately true

    • @jerryburke7877
      @jerryburke7877 2 роки тому +1

      Gets even better each year😹

  • @ceven8037
    @ceven8037 7 років тому +3977

    'its about looking at facts and just saying "no"'
    oops america

    • @dablet
      @dablet 7 років тому +84

      cant believe this was back in 2011 and still so relevant today. wow

    • @LudusAurea
      @LudusAurea 7 років тому +12

      You'll believe it more easily once you look through time and understand that literally nothing has changed in the entire time you've been alive nor your parents lifetimes.

    • @thcrimsnfckr9704
      @thcrimsnfckr9704 7 років тому +11

      Cas Moons My Nigga

    • @Casmaniac
      @Casmaniac 7 років тому +6

      thank you

    • @EmbracingTheChaos
      @EmbracingTheChaos 6 років тому +1

      Except that you're not from 'west Europe'; you are an american liberal. And those were opinions, not arguments.

  • @conor8629
    @conor8629 7 років тому +4992

    John Oliver was making jokes about facts and tiny hands 6 years ago, now they've become all too real

    • @henhen7890
      @henhen7890 7 років тому +24

      Just like how when he heard about Trump running for president he said 'Do it'.

    • @ConservativeAnthem
      @ConservativeAnthem 7 років тому +3

      henhen7890 But did he send a campaign contribution like he promised? In the meantime, a second-rate comedian comes to North America to talk down to us and pretend he and his stupid, reactionary, wholly derivative leftism is light-years ahead of Americans. FAIL!!!

    • @ConservativeAnthem
      @ConservativeAnthem 7 років тому

      Steve K -- Must be a very small bit of genius in John cos it's getting buried by all the rest of the crap. His standup is stale. But I guess all you Snowflakes have to bow down and worship your entertainers when they bloviate on politics, correct? Such an incredible coincidence that all these folks who spent a lifetime learning how to entertain others also happen to be political savants, no?!! Go back to your TV dinner, and ease down into your recliner Stevie...no one is taking away your opiate for the asses.

    • @conneryates1767
      @conneryates1767 7 років тому +57

      ConservativeAnthem Do you understand criticism and satire? Some people enjoy both of these...

    • @ConservativeAnthem
      @ConservativeAnthem 7 років тому +2

      Conner Yates -- IMHO, folks like Oliver who come to America to attack our supposed epic ignorance -- compared to the UK/EU -- and to expose politicos like Trump, are an acquired taste. Unless you already hate Trump, folk like Oliver & Trevor Noah are not especially entertaining.

  • @aaronmaxie2633
    @aaronmaxie2633 3 роки тому +80

    For anyone wondering, the exclamation mark on the Library sign was added by the owner of Flying Pie Pizza with the city's permission in '95 to illustrate the point that libraries are exciting places and more people should enjoy them.

    • @ajulrich1072
      @ajulrich1072 Рік тому +4

      Libraries are so underrated! I Looove being in a library, leisurely browsing all subjects, fanning the pages and just inhaling……
      Painstakingly picking two or three books to read ….keep your kindle, I say, and I’ll take your books!

    • @MasterArchfiend
      @MasterArchfiend Рік тому +2

      I admire that reasoning, but the fact it was deemed necessary also saddens me.

    • @diegokanocanizares3952
      @diegokanocanizares3952 Рік тому +1

      Wasn't wondering but nice interesting fact, thanks. Not sure if the people there got it!!

    • @FJUH
      @FJUH 3 місяці тому

      How did it go?

  • @calsheridan8961
    @calsheridan8961 4 роки тому +309

    Hi.
    I'm from Boise.
    And when John talked about our "LIBRARY!"... I let out the most maniacal laughter I could possibly muster.

    • @bevanadonis9732
      @bevanadonis9732 4 роки тому +15

      I love this man but nobody can ever come for our LIBRARY!

    • @KysonChannell
      @KysonChannell 4 роки тому +10

      I love the LIBRARY!

    • @cronchycatmom
      @cronchycatmom 4 роки тому +9

      Been to Boise all of one time and I had a feeling he was going to say Library!

    • @wolfenman1013
      @wolfenman1013 4 роки тому +5

      Bevan Adonis Also from Idaho and I was dumb enough to assume he was going to say something nice about the capitol building or the green belt or...something.

    • @silvermegaman8519
      @silvermegaman8519 4 роки тому +3

      It is nice

  • @boskyp
    @boskyp 7 років тому +2251

    "America has never been about facts. It's been about belief... let's try something better than that."
    Damn! The concept of 'alternative facts' was originally John Oliver's observation about America!

    • @JustGotALife
      @JustGotALife 6 років тому +8

      And now the fact is that he doesn't really on facts when it comes to his own show.

    • @2beatteam01
      @2beatteam01 6 років тому +2

      John Oliver needs to go back across the pond. With the rest of the liberal fucks

    • @JustGotALife
      @JustGotALife 6 років тому +2

      drew leonard i don't go for emotions. If he is factually right then i would take it. I don't whine.
      But sadly he isn't.

    • @teethgrinder83
      @teethgrinder83 6 років тому +49

      2beatteam01 your showing your ignorance mate-the right wing has been in "power" over here for quite a few years now. Maybe to your lunatic American ass we are "liberal" but believe me when I say that your alone. The Western country that still has the death penalty, has mass incarceration to the benefit of businesses, a huge income gap, a healthcare system that punishes the poor, a country that accepts legal bribery in the form of political donations and is blasé about gerrymandering-oh and let's not forget about your gun laws! But "go 'Murica!" haha your the laughing stock of the West-if it weren't for your military and wealth (extremely concentrated wealth of course!) then you'd be nothing. Your country has added so little of positive value to the world-fucking nuke yourself already

    • @Krystalmyth
      @Krystalmyth 6 років тому +3

      Did you misquote him on purpose to make a point?

  • @truepatriotusa4627
    @truepatriotusa4627 4 роки тому +1258

    A brit doing a set about America in Canada is like seeing your two best friends talk shit about you behind your back

    • @savokgrim4131
      @savokgrim4131 4 роки тому +23

      I wanted to like your comment... but I can't push you to 70. I am an American for fuc*'s sake.

    • @trejrco
      @trejrco 4 роки тому +10

      You two best, but both very jealous, friends ...

    • @Matt-iy3zy
      @Matt-iy3zy 4 роки тому +37

      TJ Evans anyone jealous of us right now is like someone running on a treadmill feeling envy over a paraplegic shitting in a diaper rolling on down the street in a wheel chair

    • @roxanne1231
      @roxanne1231 4 роки тому +3

      Yeah I believe he’s American right? Or so he has said recently....Wikipedia knows😁

    • @alexandrian7772
      @alexandrian7772 4 роки тому +15

      That’s funny, impying America had friends

  • @zednott688
    @zednott688 6 років тому +1988

    how has john oliver aged 20 years in 6 years

    • @Zado19
      @Zado19 6 років тому +173

      a haircut

    • @Krystalmyth
      @Krystalmyth 6 років тому +12

      DHT.

    • @ARealityStorm
      @ARealityStorm 6 років тому +193

      Living in America...

    • @doctypepublic
      @doctypepublic 6 років тому +77

      Parenthood. Almost losing a child.

    • @pinkiBaerchen
      @pinkiBaerchen 6 років тому +13

      doctypepublic losing a child? Did something happen?

  • @joshkaid
    @joshkaid 4 роки тому +58

    John Oliver is the only guy who can insult America and still make me proud to be American.

    • @diegokanocanizares3952
      @diegokanocanizares3952 Рік тому +1

      That is his superpower. No body else can. At the fact that is British is more impressive

  • @m.oliveira5627
    @m.oliveira5627 3 роки тому +65

    That moment I was listening to this while I was doing homework and I heard him say “I was in Boise, Idaho...” and I was so startled because I didn’t even think anyone else in America knew we existed but the sheer amount of terror I felt after he said it because I knew. I knew. Nothing good could come from his next sentence 😂

    • @diazinth
      @diazinth Рік тому +2

      I'm fairly sure I've laid tracks there in Sid Meiers Railroad Tycoon.

  • @VS-et4pn
    @VS-et4pn 4 роки тому +247

    *9 years later*
    John Oliver: "Well, I've just become an American citizen..."

    • @jblue1622
      @jblue1622 4 роки тому +16

      Vincent Snyder “I seem to be stuck in a white void, which is a pretty damn American way to explain America”

  • @MichaelJohnsenOslo
    @MichaelJohnsenOslo 7 років тому +1299

    This is more accurate now than ever.

    • @Kotazo85
      @Kotazo85 6 років тому +9

      kinda like idiocracy RIGHT?

    • @ascent8487
      @ascent8487 6 років тому +6

      Depressingly so : (

    • @rainbowwriter672
      @rainbowwriter672 6 років тому +3

      Michael Johnsen check out the Jon Stewart clip from the same festival..positively eerie coincidence

    • @Mikathedog100
      @Mikathedog100 6 років тому +3

      Michael Johnsen, even more accurate 9 months later...

    • @thereseklingele236
      @thereseklingele236 5 років тому +2

      Gets funner with time

  • @TheBlackMambaa248
    @TheBlackMambaa248 6 років тому +309

    This is basically an episode of Last Week Tonight

    • @funeralgiggle3771
      @funeralgiggle3771 6 років тому +44

      With slightly more athleticism

    • @princessaria
      @princessaria 4 роки тому +2

      Michael Scott it’s nice to see his sense of humor is basically the same. 😂

    • @stoodmuffinpersonal3144
      @stoodmuffinpersonal3144 3 роки тому

      It's the Alpha, or the Beta.
      Season one was release, and each seasom since is a patch, lol

  • @shadhubler4947
    @shadhubler4947 7 років тому +233

    i can listen to this guy talk all day...love how he speaks

    • @anonanon5608
      @anonanon5608 6 років тому +1

      Shad Hubler the only kind of news I can watch tbh

  • @littlesnowflakepunk855
    @littlesnowflakepunk855 4 роки тому +70

    "There is nothing you could do to us that we are not already doing to ourselves," holds frighteningly true these days

  • @Nuisance_Bear
    @Nuisance_Bear 7 років тому +1264

    strangely prophetic.

    • @MJFAN666
      @MJFAN666 6 років тому +3

      Jonathan Unger youre prophetic

    • @user-hn5bi3nw9y
      @user-hn5bi3nw9y 5 років тому +3

      point of the show is that murica always has been like that

    • @donparker5349
      @donparker5349 4 роки тому +1

      @@user-hn5bi3nw9y No. The point of the show is to make jokes about the United States. You missed the whole point if you could not laugh at any of the jokes...

    • @bennyton2560
      @bennyton2560 4 роки тому +3

      A harbinger of misfortune

    • @johndanes2294
      @johndanes2294 4 роки тому

      @@donparker5349 Yeah. The joke is America has always been shit.

  • @JL6293
    @JL6293 6 років тому +421

    It takes an outsider to truly understand America because as a self-absorbed nation what do we even compare ourselves to for self-evaluation?

    • @jasonomnia9295
      @jasonomnia9295 5 років тому +2

      For self-evaluation? we compares ourselves to pretty much anyone else, Chinamen. Where'd you think "America is the greatest country in the world" and the policing the world comes from?

    • @susieq9801
      @susieq9801 4 роки тому +33

      @@jasonomnia9295 - "America is the greatest country in the world" comes from your imagination. As for "policing", try policing Russia or China and see how THAT goes. Most countries you are "policing" don't want you there.The US has mythology, not history. Calling someone "Chinaman" shows what a racist dump the US truly is. Blew it didn't you?

    • @jasonomnia9295
      @jasonomnia9295 4 роки тому +3

      @@susieq9801
      Calm your black titties Susie Qing, I was saying that's where the mentality comes from, I never said America is the greatest country in the world even though you chinese have your anchor babies here. As far as policy Russia and China, those countries are currently under our economic thumbs through sanctions. This country is also affected, but the Chinese is being taxed considerably higher than they can tax our businesses

    • @donparker5349
      @donparker5349 4 роки тому +1

      @@susieq9801 Can you not take a joke? Sheesh...

    • @susieq9801
      @susieq9801 4 роки тому +16

      @@donparker5349 - WOW, I never knew I was Chinese!!! Actually I'm of Scottish and German ancestry. Always wondered why I liked Chinese food. My titties are also pink, not black. I have no anchor babies. Never had kids because I'm smart.
      As for having China under your thumb, the tariffs being levied at Chinese goods are not paid for by China but are placed on goods that come into the US from China, hence when American consumers buy Chinese goods, which are omnipresent, AMERICANS pay, not China. China also has no fear of Americans buying fewer of these goods because they have a worldwide market of consumers. It's nice for them to have a US market but not essential. They have the fastest growing economy on the planet with or without the US market. The Chinese don't buy many American goods and are becoming leaders in both new technology and production of technological goods. Look at stuff in Walmart or Best Buy or Target....almost all "Made in China" (or India or Pakistan or Vietnam or Korea....not in the US because labor is so cheap there. This is where so called American companies make their products).
      While on the topic, China in retaliation now refuses to buy all American agricultural products such as soy and pork which was a massive market for American farmers, That means American farmers have had their biggest market, China, taken from them. China can get these goods from other countries like Canada and Russia so it's no problem for them. That is also why the government, that is to say US TAXPAYERS, are having to compensate American farmers with billions of dollars to make up the shortfall created by loss in sales. YOUR tax dollars. In essence that is putting American farmers on welfare. Many American farmers will loose family farms that have been in their families for generations.
      Russia has a corner on the market with the gas and oil supply to Europe. It also trades with other communist block nations like North Korea and China. They'll survive.
      Americans DO have mythology not history. According to what they learn in school, the US invented everything from water to air. :)

  • @AriOrSomething
    @AriOrSomething 2 роки тому +6

    2:08 "And Utah, what do you even do?" As a not-so-proud Utahn, I ask myself the same question every day.

  • @dwolivas
    @dwolivas 6 років тому +193

    He needs to look back on this 7 years later and realize how smart and right he is and was. America, he called it 7 years ago

    • @spencergraham-thille9896
      @spencergraham-thille9896 4 роки тому

      * was.

    • @spencergraham-thille9896
      @spencergraham-thille9896 4 роки тому +1

      Before he started generating hysteria about mundane topics and one-sided arguments for lrftist causes.

    • @johndanes2294
      @johndanes2294 4 роки тому +13

      @@spencergraham-thille9896 So it's leftist to criticize your own country now? So what you just blindly follow your eternal leader now and march mindlessly to your state then?

    • @gregrock7451
      @gregrock7451 4 роки тому +3

      ​@@johndanes2294
      1) *"So it's leftist to criticize your own country now"*
      He was about 8 years shy of becoming a US citizen when this was recorded; ergo. it wasn't "his own" country. If an American who moved to Britain, made a nice living for himself, and then did a gig in Paris where he said numerous unflattering things about Brits to a theater full of Frenchman...it might be objectively funny, it might make most people laugh, and some of those laughing might be Brits. But anyone who says that there wouldn't be a lot of Brits who'd take exception is full of crap.
      Brits in general are as fiercely proud of their Britishness as us Yanks are about being American, and no less prone to putting their foot up someone's ass for dunking on them. Sure, if you ask, they'd say "Nah...that don't bother me!" and would most likely tell you they don't give two craps about their country's hereditary monarchs, as they're just a bunch of rich, out-of-touch, privileged toffs who should all just drop dead already.
      But if you're anything other than British, try going to a pub, knock back a couple pints, and start talking smack about the British and the Queen Mum and see how well the evening ends.
      Generally speaking, I like John Oliver, and I regularly watch "Last Week Tonight" because I find it genuinely funny, even if I disagree. But every once in while, he starts acting like some high-arsed liberal douchebag.
      *[EXHIBIT "A"]* " NOW LET'S GET ON OUT THERE AND SHOW EVERYONE WHY WE STOLE THIS COUNTRY FROM THE INDIANS!!"
      How about you blow me instead, John? I mean, you *DO* realize that modern-day Canada is a rather large chunk of real estate that used to belong to thousands of indigenous people who were conquered or otherwise brought to heel at the business end of a musket, right? Moreover, I'd bet my life that you are thoroughly aware that England was once a dominant world power, an empire built largely on military conquest and occupation whose reach extended to just about every corner of the world. An empire that was once so vast that the British used to say (with considerable pride) "The Sun never sets on the British Empire."
      In fact, America started out as a succession of 13 British colonies built on land that was taken from the natives by people who prior to 1776 were mostly loyal subjects to the British crown...many of whom remained that way when the colonies formally seceded from England.
      Most Americans can take a joke, and they can also handle honest criticism. In fact, I'd say we're far more tolerant than most. Between John Oliver goofing on America's political/social/economic/historical issues, Gorden Ramsey tearing a new one into the asses of Americans who have no business working at McDonald's much less owning a restaurant, Simon Cowell making aspiring performers wish they'd never auditioned or even been born, that tight-assed British chick who would tell Americans "You are The Weakest Link: **GOODBYE!!**" or Piers Morgan constantly making Americans out to be crazy people with a bizarre gun fetish, we can't get get enough of foreigners-- *especially* Brits-- busting our chops and rewarding them handsomely for doing so. Hell, up until a few years ago, John Oliver was a regular cast member of a political satire show currently helmed by a biracial South African immigrant.
      Like I said: by and large, I like John Oliver. In all fairness, he has no problem at all taking some self-deprecating jabs at Britain, British history, British culture, and his own Britishness, so he's a good sport. He has also traveled into active war zones on behalf of the USO to entertain and bring some much-needed laughs to US troops living in circumstances not conducive to merriment; as an American, a veteran, the son of a career soldier and the brother of a career Marine, and who has had relatives in harms' way in virtually every major exchange of hostilities in the past century, I'm grateful for that. But comedy is subjective, and sometimes it falls flat, even predictably so.
      2) *"So what you just blindly follow your eternal leader now and march mindlessly to your state then?"*
      Of course. Because we all know that one cannot be critical of liberals without it being an automatic, de facto act of praising conservatives. **EVERYONE** knows that!! Saying that one thinks John Oliver habitually spouts Leftist/liberal rhetoric and dogma is precisely the same as saying Donald Trump is the most awesome politician/statesmen in all of recorded history.
      I find it funny how people in other countries frequently regard patriotism, love of country, and a propensity to push back on foreigners who are critical of these things as some sort of weird, even irrational trait or affectation unique to Americans, as an impenetrable mystery they can never understand. Oh, but see what happens when you lob a few broadsides at **them** and see how dispassionately calm they are about it.

    • @tonishort3503
      @tonishort3503 3 роки тому

      Nah,you just didn’t realize it,it’s happened forever

  • @coena9377
    @coena9377 5 років тому +123

    I suppose an exclamation point would be better than a question mark.

  • @stacia2016
    @stacia2016 4 роки тому +112

    I love how he's so stupefied by America's baseless confidence, that he cant help but admire it🤣

  • @prattabi
    @prattabi 7 років тому +416

    I love this man. I love this man so much.

    • @martell203
      @martell203 7 років тому +2

      A_Pratt I did too! When he was this man.

  • @tmuller9905
    @tmuller9905 2 роки тому +5

    7:05 "It makes complete sense, if you don't really think about it!"
    Now THAT is something I will say often from now on.

  • @TSFboi
    @TSFboi 6 років тому +312

    I love how Canada just meet up and talk shit on America

    • @thaumatomane
      @thaumatomane 5 років тому +50

      The fact that we are not Americans is the only distinctive point of national pride and identity that we, as Canadians, have.

    • @jwaustinmunguy
      @jwaustinmunguy 5 років тому +8

      In Montreal, English-speaking comedy has to be about America. There would be a civil war if someone made light of French Canada and nobody in Montreal wants to take the mickey out of Toronto because they are there on holiday and crapping on Trawna is their day job back home.

    • @bobbiusshadow6985
      @bobbiusshadow6985 5 років тому +2

      "The Decline of the American Empire" was a Just For Laughs theme, which hosted mostly American comedians.

    • @JordiVanderwaal
      @JordiVanderwaal 4 роки тому +2

      It's not just a Canada thing though. All around Europe we do it too. Specially when they (you?) mess it up on elections, wars, etc (so at least once 4 years basically, not counting wars).
      Sorry? xD

    • @sweiland75
      @sweiland75 4 роки тому

      @@thaumatomane Speak for yourself, American.

  • @joseaguilera9533
    @joseaguilera9533 4 роки тому +57

    I'm not gonna lie, his speech was pretty motivational.

  • @047Kenny
    @047Kenny 4 роки тому +26

    *Comes out on American scooter*
    *in super thicc British accent* “WHATS GOING ON MONTREAL”
    😂😂😂

  • @shreyassarangi6106
    @shreyassarangi6106 7 років тому +147

    I died at the supply and demand joke xD

  • @donttrip7057
    @donttrip7057 7 років тому +361

    This is hilarious a brit taking about America to Canadians

    • @EmbracingTheChaos
      @EmbracingTheChaos 6 років тому +4

      Comedy will never be the same.

    • @turningpoint6643
      @turningpoint6643 6 років тому

      Canadians? Uh if you live in western Canada it ends right around Medicine Hat. East of there is pretty much a wasteland until you hit the Ontario border, then it gets worse. Montreal has the best looking women out of any city I've been to in North America. That's it's only redeeming quality. East of that I don't know about but the Newfies sure can hold there liquor so there true Canadians as well I guess. :-)

    • @RobertK1993
      @RobertK1993 4 роки тому

      British and Canadians don’t have Empires anymore.

  • @themightykyuss
    @themightykyuss 5 років тому +67

    That's a Supercuts haircut if I ever saw one.

  • @travissmith575
    @travissmith575 7 років тому +1309

    I'm offensive and I find this American

    • @yahyafati
      @yahyafati 5 років тому +3

      I'm offended by your statement

    • @sasabnis
      @sasabnis 5 років тому +10

      Nice, it works both ways. It's a palindromic metaphor.

    • @Justanothaguy
      @Justanothaguy 4 роки тому +6

      @@yahyafati I'm your statement and I find it offended

    • @blanchekonieczka9935
      @blanchekonieczka9935 4 роки тому +1

      🤣

    • @mysterirhys
      @mysterirhys 4 роки тому

      Beautifully said

  • @mobiusstripper7279
    @mobiusstripper7279 4 роки тому +37

    I'm only just realizing that John only became a citizen for our unlimited and naturally occurring supply of comedic material. _Sigh_

  • @toproductions3931
    @toproductions3931 4 роки тому +48

    John: “Let’s just hand China the number one spot”. Corona: “Hello There”

  • @Will6753
    @Will6753 5 років тому +209

    Canadians laughing at a joke about Americans stealing Native American land, meanwhile treating their own native american policy like it's still the 1700's

    • @kunstderfugue
      @kunstderfugue 4 роки тому +1

      Someone's offended

    • @evergreen6702
      @evergreen6702 4 роки тому +41

      @@kunstderfugue I mean, fuck America, but he's got a point

    • @nolankuffner3573
      @nolankuffner3573 4 роки тому +17

      Versus American coal and oil magnates who have been illegally processing Native American settlements in the US, while the current president refers to an actual presidential candidate as 'Pocahontas'.
      Am I saying they're equally terrible?
      Yes, yes I am.

    • @DEV3N87
      @DEV3N87 3 роки тому +1

      @@nolankuffner3573 aww did trump say a bad word? lmao calm down

    • @jorenvanderark3567
      @jorenvanderark3567 2 роки тому +2

      @@DEV3N87
      You know what? Give me a list of things Trump did right, not just in idea but also in execution. I'll wait.

  • @kiawev970
    @kiawev970 5 років тому +18

    “They don’t waste time tHInkINg.”
    Right in the heart, Ollie

  • @Lucy-fn9rj
    @Lucy-fn9rj 6 років тому +64

    john oliver running is by far the funniest thing i have ever seen

  • @charlietrelawney6867
    @charlietrelawney6867 5 років тому +33

    8 years later and it's still relevant and freakin hilarious

  • @tfos993
    @tfos993 6 років тому +241

    A british man, doing an all-american patriotic themed comedy show, in Canada.
    What

    • @funeralgiggle3771
      @funeralgiggle3771 6 років тому +5

      Easy! He was making the US look bad, Canadians love that.

    • @jaxvoice718
      @jaxvoice718 5 років тому +4

      @@funeralgiggle3771 No, he flattered the US, and the Canadians still loved it.

    • @bobbiusshadow6985
      @bobbiusshadow6985 5 років тому +1

      @@funeralgiggle3771 look bad? no, au contraire, he made America look better, despite its flaws.

    • @RemixerUltimate
      @RemixerUltimate 4 роки тому

      @@funeralgiggle3771 oh no no no. I love this country, always will. Which makes this so, so much funnier.

  • @didderjade
    @didderjade 4 роки тому +6

    Only John Oliver could send me to the floor solely through his sublime delivery of the words, “London, England.”

  • @xiomara5147
    @xiomara5147 5 років тому +34

    I love Last Week Tonight and all, but like... I want some more of this shit!
    That was hilarious!!

    • @xoi4040
      @xoi4040 4 роки тому

      ok bot

    • @stephenwright8824
      @stephenwright8824 3 роки тому

      His hitting the middle, as far as his popularity and earnings were concerned, at stand-up was one of his reasons for leaving England. The stand-up he did here was done just to get people familiar with his sense of humour. Then, of course, he met John Stuart and shelved doing stand-up.

  • @aureusyarara
    @aureusyarara 7 років тому +373

    look how much hair he had!!!

    • @imacg5
      @imacg5 6 років тому +23

      But he also had bangs

    • @bezukhov
      @bezukhov 6 років тому +9

      macdonaldguo it's a look, tbh

    • @moonlily1
      @moonlily1 6 років тому +19

      He derides the bangs now, but I think they were actually working for him.

  • @djslinkk
    @djslinkk 5 років тому +11

    This is John at his absolute fucking best. It makes me so happy to see him doing stand up, even if it’s an older clip. I miss John Oliver Has A Show.

  • @tommydebo5
    @tommydebo5 5 років тому +56

    It's 2019 and this is somehow more true now than then

    • @fungoidshaman3120
      @fungoidshaman3120 4 роки тому +2

      It's 2020 and this is reaching it's logical conclussion.
      Seriously thou stay safe and in high spirits out there.

  • @Loomit23691
    @Loomit23691 7 років тому +276

    He looks exactly like Vector from Despicable Me :D

  • @advaithpillai
    @advaithpillai 7 років тому +62

    Library!

  • @jexelbur6872
    @jexelbur6872 4 роки тому +5

    I see why HBO loves John Oliver so much.

  • @michiro8470
    @michiro8470 6 років тому +17

    (i’m American) and John Oliver is brilliant! Other Americans need to open their eyes

  • @sparklinglemon-limepop8442
    @sparklinglemon-limepop8442 5 років тому +9

    I’m cryinggg-just discovered this gem and by God this is hilarious! The entire sports coach speech had me in stitches😂💀💀🌟😆😂

  • @wanderlustwarrior
    @wanderlustwarrior 4 роки тому +12

    I'm not Canadian or from the First Nations, but I feel there's a little bit of irony in Canadians clapping for someone point out how the USA stole Native American land. Canada was better about it, but still.
    Also, I had to look up the story behind the exclamation point in Boise's "Library!".

  • @tonystyles4040
    @tonystyles4040 7 років тому +34

    This stand up was perfect

  • @lostsilver1162
    @lostsilver1162 5 років тому +10

    "Murica" hell yes! I say that all the time and I'm so glad a fellow Murica has said that in front of so many people!

  • @philomathstudies9226
    @philomathstudies9226 3 роки тому +6

    Watching this in August of 2020. No context needed lol

  • @Krystalmyth
    @Krystalmyth 6 років тому +20

    He has legs? I thought he had one of those floaty chairs Xavier had in the Xmen cartoon.

  • @bonesofeao3968
    @bonesofeao3968 4 роки тому +9

    1:45
    As a michigander i feel personally attacked, the accuracy is scary

  • @taylorbarrett3767
    @taylorbarrett3767 4 роки тому +13

    Obsessed with his pronunciation of "Montreal"

  • @TheSaltwater
    @TheSaltwater 7 років тому +404

    look where he has reached now

    • @dirtriding3333
      @dirtriding3333 6 років тому +3

      Wasim Akram yeah, it was all down hill from there

    • @jakesmith2115
      @jakesmith2115 6 років тому +1

      no where?

    • @dirtriding3333
      @dirtriding3333 6 років тому +2

      Jake Cyr he’s a liberal talk show host who is not funny in any way shape or form

    • @TheBlackMambaa248
      @TheBlackMambaa248 6 років тому +6

      Dirt Riding why watch this video then?

    • @dirtriding3333
      @dirtriding3333 6 років тому +1

      Joe Michael I honestly don’t know but I’d say that’s not really any of your business.

  • @user-dp8gb9zu8v
    @user-dp8gb9zu8v 3 місяці тому +1

    As a British immigrant, John Oliver has acclimated to being an American citizen quite well. and along with being a TV celebrity, he is an accomplished stand up comedian.

  • @turkestansmonster3787
    @turkestansmonster3787 6 років тому +56

    he looks like a drunk tenth doctor

  • @aminadaoudi1822
    @aminadaoudi1822 7 років тому +63

    Brilliantly funny

  • @Sortiack
    @Sortiack 7 років тому +89

    Was talking about alternative facts 6 years before alternative facts became a thing

    • @sophienugre4161
      @sophienugre4161 5 років тому +4

      Alternative facts have been a thing with narcissists for a good long while.

    • @donparker5349
      @donparker5349 4 роки тому +1

      @@sophienugre4161 Alternative facts weren't popularized though. They became popular some time after John Oliver did this comedy stand-up.

    • @xoi4040
      @xoi4040 4 роки тому

      Except for Bruce, Carlin, Rock, and every comedian an iote better and more practiced than a Soccer flunkee.

    • @TheJesperX
      @TheJesperX 3 роки тому

      Trump got his strategy from John Oliver

  • @natedavies954
    @natedavies954 5 років тому +8

    John actually expanded on this set during one of his shows in NY, and I know because I own both seasons and watch them almost daily.

  • @maxheadrom3088
    @maxheadrom3088 3 роки тому +3

    During the pandemic there was something really funny: People giving interviews from home with books behind them. People in the US had their books just like they arrived from the bookstore - people in Canada and Europe had their books all messed around all damaged from handling.

  • @ankurparashar9045
    @ankurparashar9045 7 років тому +68

    when you need some motivation to live upto 77 years

    • @fajaradi1223
      @fajaradi1223 6 років тому +1

      Ankur Parashar
      To break some world record?

  • @aamonrenshaw8869
    @aamonrenshaw8869 4 роки тому +3

    3:10 As a resident of aforementioned Boise, Idaho, I can confirm that even we don’t understand what the purpose of the “Library!” sign is...

  • @anishjawalkar
    @anishjawalkar 2 роки тому +1

    This is the first time I"m watching this guy. Damn. He is amazing.

  • @kaustavsahu3136
    @kaustavsahu3136 4 роки тому +4

    Great to see this youtube recommendation during coronavirus pandemic..
    everything has become real now

  • @a.bookmonkey6790
    @a.bookmonkey6790 6 років тому +12

    I've lived in all the states he called out by name and now i feel personally attacked lol

  • @kickassmonkey6083
    @kickassmonkey6083 6 років тому +23

    ladies and gentlemen
    john olivers majestic OSTRICH RUN.

  • @warren52nz
    @warren52nz 6 років тому +11

    He's one of the funniest guys around these days!

  • @jjsafire_1233
    @jjsafire_1233 6 років тому +4

    the moment he said take it with there tiny hands, I straight up just started laughing so hard

  • @PinaColadas0604
    @PinaColadas0604 2 роки тому +4

    As an American, I have never heard truer words about America 😂

  • @marccolten9801
    @marccolten9801 4 роки тому +3

    Best Half Time sports speech. "Oh, I'm sorry ladies, I thought this was the men's locker room"

  • @starbug5399
    @starbug5399 5 років тому +1

    I'm from England and i never took to John Oliver in stand up. However, whoever had the thought of last week tonight with him in it needs points on the package😂. Best show on TV........ And I don't have a TV. But follow every episode through UA-cam.

  • @TennantJunkie1993
    @TennantJunkie1993 5 років тому +4

    I'd love to see more of his stand-up.

  • @conors4430
    @conors4430 3 роки тому +4

    Lmao. A good laugh, but also pretty accurate. The similarities between the last decades of the Roman Republic and the United States are remarkable.

  • @aaronsmith1023
    @aaronsmith1023 4 роки тому +5

    This is so funny and accurate, but also so very sad and accurate.

  • @donjiaye6263
    @donjiaye6263 3 роки тому +1

    So true. This is Awesome

  • @LittleDoobyBoy
    @LittleDoobyBoy 5 років тому +19

    i've never truly felt proud to be american, but watching this videos is probably the closest ive gotten

    • @iskanderkhan5980
      @iskanderkhan5980 4 роки тому

      Millennial Max why haven’t you felt proud

    • @ajulrich1072
      @ajulrich1072 Рік тому +2

      Me neither! Though I could recognize as a youngster that I was absolutely LUCKY to be born in the US proud is not something I have ever felt about it. Just plain luck. And all you need to do is look around and see that we are indeed ignorant, gluttonous, wasteful, destructive, and just so loud and obnoxious about it all! Like for all the Bible thumping, Jesus speak constantly being spews, we hold sacred, exactly two things here. Guns. And money.
      Land of the free my ass.

  • @toroscottishfold8252
    @toroscottishfold8252 6 років тому +6

    John Oliver, you rock!

  • @pruzzilla3771
    @pruzzilla3771 4 роки тому +16

    And a few years later, he becomes an American citizen... so he can do it to himself.

  • @parrotdowell5472
    @parrotdowell5472 5 років тому +19

    Is it just me or does the statue of liberty look a bit like a weeping angel?

    • @2xdrews
      @2xdrews 5 років тому +1

      It is a weeping angle

    • @obliviousotterI
      @obliviousotterI 5 років тому +2

      AMY RORY WHY

    • @o76923
      @o76923 4 роки тому

      I think they did an episode about that.

    • @Montesama314
      @Montesama314 4 роки тому +1

      I wondered why it looked like the torch moved when I blinked...

    • @stephenwright8824
      @stephenwright8824 3 роки тому

      I thought it was Lady Liberty doing a facepalm.

  • @MrWinnieP
    @MrWinnieP 7 років тому +155

    It didn't make me laugh but I was entertained

    • @ConservativeAnthem
      @ConservativeAnthem 7 років тому +13

      Ness Roman -- Comedians who don't know how to make laughs are sent to political talkshows.

    • @hospitalcleaner
      @hospitalcleaner 7 років тому +41

      ConservativeAnthem most ignorant comment I've seen all week

    • @conneryates1767
      @conneryates1767 7 років тому +11

      ConservativeAnthem ah, so that's how Hannity got his job...

    • @ConservativeAnthem
      @ConservativeAnthem 7 років тому +2

      Conner Yates -- Hannity never claimed to be a comedian, fortunately for him.

    • @conneryates1767
      @conneryates1767 7 років тому +1

      ConservativeAnthem lol true, I was just making a joke.

  • @coboarderdude5169
    @coboarderdude5169 5 років тому +3

    I love John Oliver he is just great

  • @kraken-sx2ys
    @kraken-sx2ys 4 роки тому

    Thanks for the video!! :)

  • @DavidItaliano16
    @DavidItaliano16 4 роки тому

    Im American, this stand up show was the biggest compliment, thanks you John!

  • @shreyassarangi6106
    @shreyassarangi6106 7 років тому +16

    his joke at around 6:20 sounds like a danny bhoy

    • @viridian9673
      @viridian9673 7 років тому +3

      Shreyas Sarangi yea that scottish motto

  • @thewitchsfamiliar
    @thewitchsfamiliar 6 років тому +27

    Watching this today is absolutely scary because the prophetic fallacy of this is terrifyingly accurate

  • @sadstormtrooper
    @sadstormtrooper 4 роки тому +1

    5:05 Lmao..that "In a world.." narrator voice in trailers xd. Too good

  • @cyborgsony666
    @cyborgsony666 5 років тому +4

    The way I heard about the exclamation point on the Boise library, Flying Pie Pizza donated a bunch of money to the library and asked them to put that exclamation point at the end of it. The other thing one of the older librarian's only wore purple, had purple hair, a purple car, and lived in a purple house.

    • @amberscoutstarwatcher
      @amberscoutstarwatcher 4 роки тому

      I remember the Purple Lady!!!! I miss her so much!!! I remember seeing her once in a while and when the Idaho Statesman did an article about her.

  • @thelonewanderer4084
    @thelonewanderer4084 4 роки тому +11

    “The Divided States of Embarrassment” - Eminem

  • @milesjolly6173
    @milesjolly6173 2 роки тому +3

    As a Brit, I will say that the Americans I’ve met are lovely people but very intense. I think it’s because in the U.K. we have a reputation (partially correct) of being reserved and stuffy.
    America is like that friend you have who is a bit crazy and you have arguments about stuff but you know deep down there’s a strong friendship and you have each other’s back (at least most of the time).
    For better or worse (that’s a whole other debate), the U.K. and US have had a very close relationship since probably World War I and particularly since World War II.
    There is also the quote
    “America is a large friendly dog in a small room. Every time it wags its tail it knocks over a chair.”
    by Arnold J. Toynbee, British historian (1889-1975)
    So on the whole I like individual Americans as I meet them but their government is a bit crazy sometimes. But you could say that about nearly any country.

  • @elljay02
    @elljay02 3 місяці тому +1

    John Oliver is the truest American that ever lived

  • @masroorahmed7706
    @masroorahmed7706 3 роки тому +1

    Your are the best comedian I have ever seen. Congratulations!!!

  • @James-iw1uo
    @James-iw1uo 4 роки тому +17

    “Take a knee” somehow I can’t see the current President saying that

    • @James-iw1uo
      @James-iw1uo 3 роки тому

      Los Santos I find it interesting that even with everything Donald Trump said during the campaign and even during his presidency about how terrible everything is in America nobody on the right said “if you don’t like it here then leave”to him. You can love America but still believe it can be better, that’s what inspires people to run for office, or speak out on issues they feel passionate about, disagreeing with policy or attitudes does not mean someone hates America

    • @James-iw1uo
      @James-iw1uo 3 роки тому

      Los Santos Please explain to me how Donald “grab them by the pu*sy”, “they’re rapists, they’re bringing crime”, “Obama’s a Muslim born in Kenya” “He’s a war hero because he was captured, I like people who weren’t captured”, “the media is the enemy of the people”, “Putin is a good man” Trump the lesser of two evils. And as for America being better off under Trump, I would like to point out that the economic prosperity he wrecked with his handling of COVID-19 began under Obama, as did the meaningful action to combat climate change which he also destroyed, as did the Iran deal which kept Iran from possessing a nuclear weapon and held them accountable to that, which the President destroyed, and I would like to point out that for all his talk of the world respecting us again, world leaders were caught on a hot mic laughing at Trump. So please tell me how we are better off under Trump

  • @trikitrikitriki
    @trikitrikitriki 4 роки тому +20

    I mean, Canada stole it from the natives, too.

    • @SeruraRenge11
      @SeruraRenge11 4 роки тому +3

      And their Native American government policies in terms of treatment acts like we're still living in the 1700s. Canada doesn't have too many black marks to its name but that's one of them.

  • @rochelle7616
    @rochelle7616 5 років тому

    This is too good! Why am I only seeing it now?!

  • @alicear5285
    @alicear5285 6 років тому +1

    This is hilariously accurate and relevant. "thinking less" oh yes. haha