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"One little strip of clothing and you're done. -and sometimes it's ONLY two." genius lol.
To be honest : idgi. 😢
I don't get it. Any explainers around?
@@viktorjancik2737 The woman onscreen only had two strips of clothing.
Grammatically speaking, it's actually the opposite of genius. He went from a smaller unit to a larger one using "only."
@@goldfishprime "grammatically speaking" 🤡
You're actually wrong lol, sarcasm doesn't break grammar rules.
I'm sad to admit this is the fastest video I've clicked on in a while
Same 😭😭😭
She bad tho
Same
BONK
@@wake_up_wake_up butter face
So happy Asmon and Silver getting along... never thought I'd see the day.
He plays video games for a job and hangs out with real anime girls when he isn't gaming. Living the absolute life, man.
@@luckylanno "Real" Anime girls do not exist though, It's just Real women acting cute for money and attention .
So just Normal women but with an anime filter. ☕
@@lewdjiggle2011 but the vtuber part is basically a cam filter tho
@@lewdjiggle2011 My guy, chill and touch some grass. Smoke a joint and make some friends. Chillax.
@@prinzezzqtpi5437calling someone to touch some grass whereas u simps will call " real anime girl ". Noice. Maybe hit the gym and dnt be fat?
And people have the audacity to say games are sexualizing women...
They are, but twitch staff is filled with men who wanna see woman be sexualized, so they letting stuff like that fly and making decisions to just make twitch a site for horny men.
Usually its just another neckbeards most chicks that i know who play video games are some of the most degenerate human beings i know. Slut mogs in every game all day every day.
No ones saying that.
It's crazy. If anything, games are undersexualizing (I don't know if it is a word, but you get what I mean)
@@sechabatheletsane9784 seems like people agree, so someone said that.
Imagine if they made a platform for gamers to stream games. Wouldn't that be awesome?
People would rather exploit them, they're just a bunch of nerds who never get women so we can bank loads by showing them a chick in bikini which they could literally go see at a beach for free... Sucks that this is a very real thing and there really are a lot of gamers that need to go out more so that this can't be thing.
Someone should invent that.
Yeah i mean why not just upload this shit to pornhub and be fully nude instead?
if they really wanna be edgy.
How about a platform for anyone to stream for their fans? And it would be fans only, so no one else can watch. That would be cool!
Nice idea you could earn money with that
Really hope the new ad rule changes go through so twitch can only have onlyfans streamers
Personalities-to-Pornh*b pipeline
Huh, what rule?
@@gvenelran6116 Twitch is planning on limiting ads that streamers can display on their streams to only 3% of their screen size among other restrictions
Will be a much better website
We'll call it OnlySimps
Meanwhile, some dude that got so excited about getting into the beta for some game pulls his shorts down and waddles in celebration (wearing boxers underneath said shorts)... he got a perma ban iirc.
What was funny to me, Pilav is from the same shithole as me, small town in Serbia called Kikinda. I am 4 years older than him, and I remember him from the school, when he was 10 or so. I don't remember him being problematic or anything. Then I didn't see him for like, 15 or so years. The next time I saw him, he was pulling his shorts down in front of thousands of people on the internet
@@markostankovic7782 The beautiful thing about knowing an internet celebrity before they become big
@@fermyonds Yeah, at first I could not believe it is him because how fckn huge he became
@@markostankovic7782thats what she said
@@markostankovic7782 strange how life turns out huh
Wait, she got banned for her character wearing skimpy clothes? But if she was a real person wearing skimpy clothes on camera it would be fine?
I guess Twitch allows porn, but not Hentai.
Twitch is just full of SJW's that see anime and think, "Japan bad."
Making the claim the a woman's body is sexual just because it has almost no clothes on is taboo. Making the claim a cartoon is sexual isn't. Really just that simple for them.
Women are mad that men can get off to things that are not real. Thus them losing out on POTENTIAL income. So they go after it, so that men are forced to sub or pay to watch any kind of porn. PH is now essentially OF-lite. Because to upload you need to verify yourself, and the only people that do that are people who are fine with selling porn of themselves.
It gets even weirder. Nyanners got a new vtuber model a couple months ago. The artist streamed the whole process of creating it and had no issues. Nyan got banned immediately after her debut stream for it being too revealing. Apparently the ruling from twitch was that it was acceptable on the artist's stream because the modeo was co sidered art, but on Nyan's stream her model is treated as a person and twitch has more strict rules about people wearing revealing clothes than they do for art depicting revealing clothes. It's all so arbitrary and you'll twist your brain into a knot trying to understand it.
The actual reason is that women are allowed to wear revealing clothing because the women are profiting from revealing their own body. What they don’t want is men profiting from a woman’s body, even a cartoon version of a woman. And even if a woman is doing a cartoon version of a woman, they would rather stick to their “rules” and not allow it to prevent men from being able to do the same thing
Silver is barely revealing, meanwhile the Twitch Mods section has the whole bazooka and cakes.
Mods? Or you mean just chatting/ irl streams?
Asmon and the lady were making really good points, I watched the video twice to make sure I properly absorbed it. I'm also going to save the video so that I can reengage in their wisdom at a later date.
It's amazing, I remember when Kacytron was bullied for just her chest showing and now women are basically naked on twitch lol
Yoo I love kacytron
Now? Shits been like this for half a decade.
Kaceytron was a real one
@@VioletPrism are you a man
@AuroraGw2 yeeee I just look androgynous brodi but I'm hairy like 🐻
Twitch has very weird and arbitrary rules. You can have outfits like this which are perfectly fine in their eyes, but if you happen to twerk (even when wearing more clothing than this) that's when they ban and draw the line. You also can't bend over with your ass directly facing the camera, but on an angle that's totally fine.
Mention it to the Karen type feminists. What follows can be quite entertaining.
And dudes still can't be shirtless right?
Causality wearing a bikini at the pool/beach is a normal thing anybody can see in public. Twerking is overtly sexual. How do people not understand the difference?
@@nickpurdy69Dudes stream shirtless all the time. It is not against the rules at all.
This outfit is fine in the public eyes. If she’s at the beach or at the pool wearing this, no one can force her to wear more clothing. You can say it’s revealing but girls wear this stuff all the time at the beach and pools. Twerking is just too sexual so they don’t allow it.
I do agree with the idea that Twitch has lost its way. It preys on men that are seeking or wanting attention from beautiful women and I wish they would stop all of this and get back to the video games instead of promoting women who are running an onlyfans business. However, the real question we must ask ourselves is: if someone gets scammed, is it the scammers fault? Or is it the one who fell for the scams fault? We all have an obligation to be careful and mindful when determining when something is a scam. Is it her fault for wearing revealing clothing or is it men’s fault for watching and throwing money at her when she streams half naked?
Yes Jesus Christ is what I need after seeing even a few seconds of pool & bathtub streams.
Worship the hairy man to discover yourself.
@Arthas Menethil Let me see my grandma who died from COVID-19 again one day
@@Karlach_ based
@Arthas Menethil Keep hating and see where it gets you.
so much talent
I often see this comment but I never understood it. You're be sarcastic right?
Which confuses me even more because why would someone have to have any talent to be successful. That's not how the world works. I never can understand this. Please explain
@@RagnarokPKXD Exactly, you sir just proved his point... The moment you accept that talentless ppl deserve recognition the whole idea "streaming" as a job goes out of the window. You see ppl like on twitch grinding thier ass of to provide content, keeping the schedule, building the community, because thats what they heard at Twitchcon is what makes "big successful streamer", and ofc this is job like any other, anyone providing good content should be rewarded, but instead of grinding your ass of in twitch treadmill you should just show your ass off on stream and get the same win, isnt it ironic?
@@mefikFS I wasn't sure this relates to just streaming though. I was seeing the bigger picture, as life in general. As any other sources of income. When they say you have to have Talent to be successful, that's not real life. That's how life really works. Also with what you said about women, that's also not real life. Because women with no "talent" as you would say, literally existed in the world since the 1800's
@@RagnarokPKXD
You asked a question, you have an answer.
The answer wasn't satisfactory? Then you're missing the point on purpose.
@@RagnarokPKXD bro what? are you 12? you clearly have no experience in this "real world" you talk about. talent will make the difference in almost anything and when it doesn't, thats when you know you're being cheated.
Crazy how these girls have so much money and have such extravagant houses/poolsides.
They have extreme privacy IRL or they would get perves spying on them all over.
Being a woman is living life on easy mode man. They don't have to go to school or anything, just exist online and become millionaires due to how modern society has created the most sad and lonely guys in all of human history.
goddamn, anyone else member when twitch was just games n chill? I member
I remember when Twitch was called Justin(dot)tv and it was literally just one guy streaming his life 24/7... I'm old
Glad twitch adds new guidelines so the real streamers go away and it's only booba streamers. Hate seeing gaming content on my softcore site
You watch softcore?
I mean each to their own I guess. But I've never thought about looking at pornographic material and thought. Oh let me see women in clothing 🤔
@RagnarokPKXD have you thought about getting checked for autism? Struggling to recognise sarcasm is a big indicator.
@@RagnarokPKXD LOL i just seen you replying in another comment and I thought "this guy is fucking stupid"... then, here you are again proving me right. Just like the guy said above me, you cant even recognize sarcasm which is a huge warning sign of "wee tawd ism" if you get me. I have to remind myself sometimes that people at your level of intelligence do in fact exist somehow.
@@RagnarokPKXD Dude you are dense as oak a door eh
Forgive me father for I have sinned.
Though I sniff through the valley in the crevice of cheeks
ah video prostitution got to love it.
Once we have naked cat fights on twitch all will be well with the world.
It’s getting to a point where I think this whole streaming mess needs a reset. For everybody.
these OF streamers sadly make too much money for twitch, otherwise this nonsense would've been banned a long time ago.
Keep Twitch for gaming. End of.
It's insane her voice is totally different and sounds so normal yet somehow she keeps a high-pitched voice in her streams all the time. That's impressive. Only exception I've seen is veibae who talks just the same due to the polish-english accent mix.
thats not vei speaking. someone named silver
@@ChoppyGaming he knows. Reading comprehension.
@@ChoppyGaming He didn't said it's Vei who is talking,he said only person who talk "off stream" the same,is Vei,due to her accent. The girl in the video who is talking is Silvervale.
@@authenticinari-fox8164 my bad bruv ive had a long day I see as I read it back
@@H4xooR my bad bruv ive had a long day I see as I read it back
Twitch employee : this is bad decision boss.
Boss : make it worst then apply
Asmon looking to follow in Soda's footsteps.
They tried to ban her but every mod they send to her page to ban her gets hypnotized
Let’s hope that whatever platform comes after twitch will get a better grasp of this bs.
That is the best video Asmon upload since a while now
He did the thing. He did the asmon challenge!
With the cooming of AI generated babes, if someone continue to simp this kind of woman will be beyond me.
Im convinced she has no nipples therefor she is considered to be unbanable. Well Played! Also I was staring at the ceiling whole time trying to see if my ceiling needs new paint for 46 seconds.
All her parts are fake just like amouranth so twitch doesn't consider it real nudity
Actually if you zoom in at the end of the video you can see part of the outline of her nipple
I’m pretty ashamed out of everything I noticed that first guess I’m a boob guy
I can assure you that she has nipples. As a man of science, I conducted thorough research to come to this conclusion.
Mine needs replastering and painting if you're looking for something to do :)
If you told me a couple years ago that asmon and silver would be hanging out on stream i'd be trying to find the joke. Its weird but its also very cool because i've been watching both of them for most of their online careers.
bro forgot to censor the last frame
Hey Asmon, can't wait to watch you on UA-cam! Lmao love your content xD.
What's her name guys asking for Anon
"Honey what are you watching?"
Just some asmongold 😎
so talented .
That's @thedandangler if anyone is wondering. I remember when she was a strict COD streamer and ever since she got banned temporarily because of wearing a bikini on stream (which wasn't as revealing as this and also it was pre-plastic surgery) she went into a dive bomb mode on OF and started doing porn basically and got breast and ass implants. It's sad to see really.
This was a close one for asmon. Here mungalos were practically hanging out
I like how there's a little bump in most replayed right at the end where there's a single frame where the censorship goes away. :)
What a cute pupper in the backround
Asmongold - A real man of culture 🫡
Props to Asmon for being able to formulate conversation with this on his screen. I would simply be at a loss 😭
I try to distance myself from the thirsty mouthbreathers that choke on their own saliva but even she had me going GAYT DAYYUM
Thank god Asmon was also on screen to offset the horny...nah I'm kidding he made it better :)
Not even kidding I had to watch the vid twice because once she appeared on screen I couldn't hear what Asmon was saying anymore. lol
It's pretty easy when you're numb to it.
Pretty easy when you're not desperate
@@GreatRaijin You're gae my man
From what little there is, that looks like a very nice pool to chill at, oooooooohhh especially during a sunset with a cold drink ( I'm tired asf and its hot )
10/10 jiggling
There's literally women doing squats in gstrings on twitch, but laying down at the beach gets you banned? Bruh.
Honestly, none of this should be allowed on Twitch.
@@zairman I completely agree. I'm just saying their bans should be consistent.
With that raba, is a complete WMD
Our boy Asmongold understands his audience.
Imagine being that girl, knowing full well what you are doing, fully aware that half your audience is 10-12 year old boys, and still be able to sleep at night.
Let's be honest if a grown man put a sock on his peepee and wore nothing else, and streamed it knowingly to 10-12 year old girls, he'd be in jail within the day. (which he should obviously.. but this is literally the exact same situation, and it's somehow completely okay)
you kind of make a good point
People sell crack, rotten credits, cut throating insurances, and are ok with it, every single day.
Heck, maybe you're one of them but give yourself a different standard than big ass blondie over there.
My point is, any person can convince themselves that they do nothing wrong. And that it's actually maybe even good. And that happens everywhere, everyday.
Imagine thinking people would let morals get in the way of earning money. Don't hate the player, hate the game.
@@stevenglikin3219 Oh you can definitely hate the game while still hating the player.. I hate that twitch allows adults to expose themselves to minors.. But don't tell me I shouldn't also hate the adults doing it..
If there was somehow suddenly a profit in pedophelia would u just hate the system and not blame the disgusting individuals taking advantage of it?
@@Ziseth Pedophilia is illegal.
Keep video on pause and click 0:46
What is name of this queen, please??
Amazing content
Imagine someone looking for some religious videos about jesus and finds this
i literally finished fapping and i still clicked on this video asap
Money money money
Amazing love it
Why cant i help but clicking these types of videos?
I feel like if i dont see i miss the opportunity of my life.
Another instance of 2D superiority and 3D malding at its inferiority.
We were dangerously close to a nip slip here, o lord
She's obviously a pro honeypot, got that double sided tape tech.
Twitch is slowly turning into a cam site
I was going to find a video about how to to use a relatively new feature on the ATM machine. Yet here I am.
That’s Dandangler now!??? What has she done to herself man. Looks like she’s had a ton of surgery
GOD DAMN!! Praise the lord!
Mr. P be like : ohh shit here we again...
Twitch: don't talk about drug treatment centres
Also Twitch: please push the boundaries of what is sexually acceptable as much as you can!
Wow... I'd like to nominate her for streamer of the year.
I've got two big reasons she should win...
@@Karlach_ I see four.
Her smile is amazing
had to rewatch this multiple times, I kept drifting off, I have no idea why.
I wanna see Asmon do the eye tracker challenge 😆
did asmond talk during the video i didnt notice
Twitch is a joke
Kick has the same sht LOL its a complete joke this even happened
This is not even clickbait
Hey man thanks for the material!👍
There she blows!" cried the lookout, sighting Moby Dick.
Wild to see Silver and Asmon talking but in all seriousness they got a point. Girls can essentially just have pasties on and paint their bodies and be fine or wear a bikini no problem. The worst I've seen was this trans person(MtF) wearing a bikini sitting on a pillow with everything on display with like 400 people watching. Yet some anime chick wears a bikini or shows some side or under boob and they get a 3 day ban. If youre gonna do shit like that atleast dont have blatant favortism.
Can we just appreciate how much effort Twitch puts into making great decisions. More of whatever that was please!
waiting for the bandage/tape meta
that comment "OH MY GAWD" 😂
Twitch lost all face with me when they created the hot tub category to skirt around the issue of kids seeing those channels when in the gaming category...When a girl writes donator's screen names on her body with a sharpie and sits in an inflatable pool in her living room, she forfeits the right to say she has a respectable career path.
am I the only person who just finds it cringe/embarrassing when women dress as revealing as possible for attention
Nope.
Most women find it cringe because it creates an expectation that they will act like that as well or that all women act like that
I guess one problem too is that if one girl does it and gets payed a lot other girls might feel pressure to do the same.
@@yuomovaeh3028ow value women feel that way.
its her body, she does whatever she wants with it. if she uses it to get attention and it makes her money, good for her.
He risked a ban for this 😭😂
I wish i could earn my money like that
who’s he talking with in da clip?
Pretty sure it's silvervale, a vtuber
@@Bluemansonic Yeah, just to comfirm. It`s Silvervale.
@@lucckyZ thank you, idk why I think they sound alike
Its Silverwolf
twitch is such a garbage platform, lmao
You know exactly what Twitch staff like, and it's not anime or dudes.
bro i really that that chick was silver for a second the way the mouth was almost syncing up well enough
pause it on 0:46 for unblurred shot.
most talented females
Imagine watching this than a real porn…wtf
Yeah, but all the comments are saying this is "porn" I must of read 10 different comment of people saying that this is porn. omegalul
@@RagnarokPKXD hah )
Classy using 'Jesus' as a curse word. So original, Asmongold.
It's a common word that is used on twitch as if it offends nobody...I disagree with homosexuality, maybe I should bring the F bomb back and not care who it offends.
I wanna know how that twitch employee was able to ban her with only one hand available thats impressive
0:38 it's like the blonde's the one talking
I'll be the one to ask.
Who's the girl?
Tag me once you've figured it out for research purposes ofc
I would label her as Tits on Main for now, cause that wasn't just side boob, she slid out of that shit.
your mom
TheDanDangler
And they expect equality lmao
When Trainwrecks was absolutely right for the last 8 years
train isnt right about anything
Imagine your find your 11y son watching these?
good for him, women are beautiful
@The Rotten💯 facts😂
0:30 Asmon.exe stopped working.
Wish twitch was just gaming, take that shut to a pron site.
Gayge
Today's Fact: The world's largest desert is the Sahara, which covers over 3.6 million square miles.
As long as we are ignoring Antarctica.
Second dryest thing in the world after every womans vg when you enter the room
@@geoDB. yup you got me
@@Xionaga Bro, he's sooooo clever. 🙄
receitiNg random facts to help fighting urges, GG
The one in the video was the one that got banned or Asmon was showing us how dumb Twitch is?
I love how the thumbnail for this video looks like a picture of an almost naked girl with Jesus Christ in the lower left corner of the picture.
CLICKBAIT … vid had no Jesus, just some Walmart knock off in the corner.
😂
Twitch: Why is our site tanking?
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